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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMFG

Please tell me that I’m not the only one that got extremally turned on by this video. The robe, him holding the guns, that pic of him after working out, the immaculate shit talking.   

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Huey x child! Reader

Basically, and thing where you and Huey are friends. But, you guys both kinda have a thing for each other at the same time.

I was also thinking about making a series out of this?

(NOTHING SEXUAL.)

"Huey."

"Yeah?"

"Why are you such an asshole?"

"What?"

"How are you so smart?"

"Well, maybe because I study. And this world isn’t as good as it should be so I’m trying to change it… and to change it, I need research and knowledge."

"I want you to teach me how to be smart."

Huey looked up from his computer and turned to you as you looked down. "I can’t teach you to be smart, I can’t teach you anything that you can’t lern yourself. I wasn’t born smart. I had to learn." That made you feel better, you’ve been feeling a bit down lately ever since you failed that test that everyone else aced.

You sighed and closed your eyes leaning one Huey’s shoulder. Relaxing your body.

"Hey! Uh-uh! Nope nope nope." You heard Robert say as he pushed you and Huey away from each other.

"Grandad, what are you doing?"

"I ain’t gon have y’all flirting and stuff all in my house!"

"Grandad. We’re 10."

"5, 10, 15, 20! I don’t care yall not flirting in my damn house now back up off each other!" You couldn’t really say anything besides look at me freeman in confusion but you did know what he was talking about. You smiled at Huey apologetically since you’re the one that lied on his shoulder. He watched his grandad walk back up the stairs and he took that chance to pull you in for a tight hug.

You gasped. "I know you’re feeling down and you’ve been stressed because of school. I’m really sorry about that, you can always come over and I could tutor you. But believe me, you’re not dumb or stupid y/n. You just think differently." He said while still hugging you tightly and you started to tear up and hugged him back. "Thank you, so much Huey." You nuzzled into his neck comfortably.

"OH SHIAT!" You both jumped back to see Riley sitting there in shock with his jaw dropped. "Huey ain’t gay no more!" Riley laughed evilly. "Don’t you dare tell grandad." Huey threatened him. "Yeah.. I ain’t no snitch nigga." You smiled at Riley.

"I think I’m gonna head home Huey." You said hopping off the couch. "I’ll walk you to the door." He said and jumped off also.

"You two made it outside on the porch as you had one last hug and said your goodbyes. You started to walk away until something stopped you.

You ran back to Huey and gave him a kiss on the cheek and rushed away.

He couldn’t move, couldn’t breath, couldn’t see, couldn’t smell, he was stunned. He just stood staring into space as a big smile started to creep onto his face.

"That felt great." He said to himself.

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Reader x Huey and Riley (platonic!)

The boys both looked at you as a mother. You and those boys have been through more than you can imagine together, you helped Riley meet gangstalicious, you helped Huey get his friend out of prison. You loved those boys.

"Good mornin’ Huey. You woke up really early." You said rubbing your eyes as you saw Huey flipping through channels in the TV.

"I just wanted to start a bit earlier than usual." He said with his eyes still on the TV.

You smile at the boy and went to the kitchen beginning to cook and omelet with bacon.

After cooking for a while you felt something… Someone, hug your leg. You looked down and saw a head full of cornrows, it was Riley. "Good morning Riley. Hungry for an omelet and bacon?" You asked and you heard him groan and nod his head in response.

You finished cooking and Riley wouldn’t let go of your leg, so he was just dragged around the house until you finished fixing their plates.

You picked up Riley and sat him down in a chair as he was still half asleep. "Huey! Breakfast is ready!" You smiled brightly at him and you saw the smallest smile form on his lips. Finally! You made the boy smile!

"You sat down on front of both of them as Riley was eating his food 40% awake and Huey was just thinking.

“Huey, what’s on your mind?” You’ve always wanted to be in this kids head. He has so many thoughts that you could never keep in.

“I wish people understood me. I mean, people besides you.” Huey said as he cut up his omelet in little pieces.

“Not everyone’s gonna understand you Huey, and you’re gonna have to move on from it. Instead of sweeping on things, try to warn or tell people what you think or feel in a way THEY will understand." You still have that sweet smile to him as you talked. That’s what he liked about you, your comforting smile. Like a mother.

“But nobody understands no matter what I do.” Huey said getting a bit loud. You furrowed your eyebrows and grabbed Riley’s plate cutting up his omelet as you talked.

“Not everyone’s gonna understand and maybe no one will understand. But you can still make a difference. Make a difference in your own way. No matter if they understand or not.” You said sliding Riley his plate back as he was now 73% awake.

Huey nodded and smiled for your advice. You grabbed his plate and washed it in the sink as Riley was still eating.

“Would you like to go shopping today with me? You could both use some new clothes.” You smiled at them as Riley was stuffing his face but smiling at the idea. Huey nodded his head.

A few hours later.

“Ooh yeah! This jacket fly! Lemme get this!” Riley said as he shoved a school-type jacket with all typed of charms on it. You giggled at the younger boys happiness when you told him to put it in your cart. You all went into a store for Riley, then a store for Huey, and the. Yourself.

One thing you noticed is that these boys are definitely different, and even in style they are. Huey liked collar shirts, clean and neat jackets, and sweaters. You know, preppy stuff.

Riley liked things like baggy jeans, rhinestone belts, sunglasses, and baggy shirts. Y2k type of stuff.

You didn’t have really an aesthetic you just went with the flow of what you liked.

At home.

“So, how do you guys feel getting some new clothes?”

“Hail yeah! Young Reezy gon’ be stuntin the streets in this G! Thanks ma-” he stopped. You and Huey just looked at him. He almost called you mama. YOUR HEART WAS PUMPING IT WAS SO SWEET. “Riley, you can call me mama if you want. If it’s what your comfortable with then do so.” He nodded his head avoiding eye contact, he’s embarrassed.

Huey looked up at you “Thanks you for the clothes… Ma.” You stared at Huey with tears forcing to leave your eyes as you put your hands over your eyes wiping them.

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Gin rummy x Sweet Black girl reader!

So. This is my first time EVER writing on tumblr. I’m excited!

I haven’t seen ANY tumblr’s of Gin Rummy and I LOVE him. Idk why. But this may be bad. But tell me some things and I promise I’ll get better!

TW: Gunshot, guns, foul language, mention of death, gunshot wound, and children being traumatized.

Not smut, but definitely not fluff.

Gin rummy, your boyfriend. One of the best boyfriends you could ask for, he acts all hard in front of people but he is such a softie for you and only you. Whenever your in his presence he melts, and he’s a lot nicer. He listens to you, like a dog.

"Mornin’ Rummy. You woke up a bit late so I’m cooking breakfast today. Anything specific you want?" You asked him will putting the bacon in the oven.

"Mmm.. Pancakes." He said in his groggy voice that gave you butterflies. "Uh-uh. No pancakes, you always put way too much Suva’ and you end up all over the place. How about sausage instead?"

"Mm." Was all he said as he sunk back into your neck and taking in your sweet natural smell.

Knock! Knock!

"You get that Rummy?" He nodded his head and rubbed his eyes to wake himself up before opening the door.

"Oh snap! Ed Wuncler the third." Ed? The hell is he doing here?

"My man, Gin Rummy. What’s good baby?"

"It’s all good man, just about to eat breakfast. Come on in."

"I know dat smell from a mile of damn way! Y/n yo ass in here!?" Sometimes Ed annoyed you but most of the time he was cool.

"What’s good Ed." You sapped him up. "Kids..? Since when did you have children?" You asked tilting your head to look at a boy with an Afro and another boy with cornrows."

"Man do I look like I got kids!? These little motherfuckers need some help finding a killer or sum shit." You nodded your head as Ed walked away to talk to Rummy. You decided to talk to them.

"Hey boys, what’s your names?" You got down to their level and gave them a small smile.

"Huey."

"Riley, AKA young reezy."

"Nice to meet you Huey, and young Reezy. Would you boy like some breakfast? It’s Eggs, Bacon, and sausage. And if not theirs English muffins and some peach jelly."

The boys shook their head no at the same. You were so nice to them and your smile was so bright and filled with nothing but care just from seeing two boys you didn’t even know.

You set up plates for Ed and Rummy as the boys and Ed were talking.

"Look, we have exactly 4 hours and 45 minutes to find the X-Bic killer. Can you help us do it?" You heard Huey say as you sit a plate of food down in front of Ed.

"I’ll be dead on his ass Like Spenser: For rucking Hire. I’ll hunt him down and feed him his own testicles, and, I’ll do it in a jiffy. And I don’t care if his momma there his grandmama, innocent bystanders, Lilly kids, babysitters, bill collectors, whatever. I’ll leave his whole block filled with hot brass if I have to. And you know why? Because I just don’t t give a fuck!"

You sighed and looked at him "Try not to get so upset. Eat your food so you don’t go out on an empty stomach, ok?" You have another one of those sweet passion filled smiles to him that made his stomach do front lips and somersaults.

"Yeah- I’m just- sorry." You smiled and gave an apologetic look to the boys. So decent for someone like him.

In the car.

You sat in between Huey and Riley while you watched Rummy load his gun.

"So y’all was in Iraq together?" Riley asked rummy.

"Yeah, we was in Iraq." Rummy said back.

"What did y’all do?"

"We was looking for weapons of mass destruction."

"…Did you ever find ‘em?"

"You know god damn well we ain’t find ‘em!" He yelled at Riley. You need to keep him in check.

"Rummy, chill. He’s a kid ok. Remember what we talked about. Kids ask questions."

He sighed and shut his mouth. "I was looking for butches but they had carpet shut all over ‘em, and I couldn’t see what they looked like. All that was really exposed was their eyes and that wasn’t enough for me. Cuz you know, I’m looking at they eyes and they eyes be pretty and I take their carpet off and then I get a whole tragedy." Ed said.

And then rummy spoke again. "Well no, we didn’t fine ‘em but I always say "The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence."

"What?" Huey said.

You sighed and tried explaining yourself. "What he means is, simply because you don’t have evidence that something does exist doesnt mean you have evidence something doesn’t exist."

"What?" Riley said

"What country you from?" Rummy spoke.

“What?" Riley said the same thing, again.

"What ain’t no country I heard of, they speak English in what?"

"What?"

"English motherfucker do you speak it!?" Rummy screamed in the kids face.

"Yeah.."

"So do you understand the words I’m saying to you!?"

"Y-yeah."

"Rummy please, you’re scaring him." You chimed in ad you put your hand on Riley’s shoulder.

"You ok Riley?” You said to him and he just looked at you.

"… What?"

You sighed.

At the store.

"Aye! Slow your role G! You guys have to pay first!" The cashier said as you looked in your purse for your wallet.

“Damn! Chill out Aladdin Hussein! You know I’m good for it!"

Rummy put his hand your arm to stop you from getting your wallet out of your purse. You looked up at him, confused. He might pay for it.

….

"Look! He got a weapon!" Ed yelled when he saw the cop.

"Hold on! Wait a minute put the gun down!" You saw Rummy play along.

You stepped back from them and up to the children standing in front of them. You obviously weren’t their mother but it was instinct.

After yelling from across the room you heard Huey from behind you. "There is no weapon! They’re robbing the store!" You did t say anything, you didn’t want rummy to go to prison but you also did t wanna get in trouble so you did t say anything.

You watched them all scream at each other as you made sure those kids stayed tight behind you and you closed your eyes as they all argued.

Untill you heard gunshots. You moved as quick as lightning picking up Huey and Riley and setting them behind an isle in the gas station making them stay down.

You loooked past the isle and saw rummy getting blown across the counter and Ed running around. "Rummy! Both of you stay here!" You ran out from the isle to get to your boyfridnyou were so close.

You fell on your stomach. "… God, it’s so warm, like… water on my stomach. It’s so warm… and gooey… and red… and red. It’s fucking red. I just got fucking shot!

Soon the warmth stopped as you held your stomach while screaming in pain.

“Shit shit shit! Cmon- we gotta- we gotta call the ambulance!" You heard rummy yell to ed as you layed on the floor untill feeling him scoop you up and bring you behind a counter.

"Man is you crazy!? We cal the ambulance we gon’ be in trouble too!" Ed yelled back to him.

"You’ll- you’ll be fine- God- fuck! He put his hand on your stomach and pressed on it as you breathed heavily. Everything went black.

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You woke up in the hospital to hear light snoring on your lap and you saw rummy, Huey, and Riley all asleep on your hospital bed. Ed was on the couch.

You ran your hands on Rummy’s hair. And he slowly woke up. “You’re awake.” He said to you. “I can see that.” You said back smiling. “How the hell are you still smiling? You just got shot baby. And you’re smiling?"he asked as he held your hand. "Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I’m happy about what happened. I’m just happy we all got out alive and no one died.” He sighed and put his head back on your lap.

“Were the boys ok?” You asked you wondere how Huey and Riley felt. Their just kids seeing all of this. “Huey was giving me a whole lecture about it like he a teacher and Riley thought you were gonna die.” He said looking at them.

“Good thing you didn’t, right?”

“Right.”