#rugrats theory

[sorathepanfloof]

[ART] Creepypasta Redraw

[milktoast-femboy]

dark aus of light-hearted source material, my beloveds,,,,,

[xspookyxspaghettix]

RUGRATS THEORY

[sysig]

I think the world is so wonderful... (Patreon)

[travistoys]

My spicy hot take as both a Monster High fan and a horror movie fan is... I think the 'realistic' horror art of the ghouls is stupid. I don't need to see them eating people. I came for the sparkles and pastel goth vibes.

[vamprisms]

gromit (of wallace and) is snoopy after three years on hrt

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

BEST HALLOWEEN EVER SOMEONE MADE A NEW RUGRATS THEORY COVER W THEIR NEW UTAU I NEVER THOUGHT A NEW COVER OF THAT WOULD COME OUT

[enteringdullsville]

The Purple Drewman, Martin

Statistics

Aesthetic: Brainy

Age: 23 (Season One)

Alignment: Enactor

Badge: Lightbulb

Color Type: Violet

Debut: Climb Every Gordon (Picture); Outline of Business

Effects: Creative Control (Martin throws something telekinetically); Brainstorm (Martin launches lightning from his hands); Extinction Event (Martin drops meteors from the sky); Blackhole Blur (Martin opens a void directly to Headspace)

Extra Forms: Mad Mind Martin (Martin’s electrokinesis grows stronger); Meta Morph Martin (Martin’s Chroma Fury form. Gained in Season Three)

Family Members: Yours Truly (Template and Immediate Superior)

Rank: A- (Main Character)

Standout Features: Short and wavy hair, big eyebrows with a notch in one, glasses, hoodie.

Synergy (Ally): Violet, Rudy, J., Angie, Chloe, Gordon, Bryan, Peony, Lyman, Coco, Noah, Whitney, Ingrid, Geneva, Tyler, Olive, Tanner, Amber, Eloise, Sky, Monty, Crimson, Veronica, Alexandre

Synergy (VS): Tyler, Paige, Aziz, Fuchsia

Character Bases

Development

Martin’s initial concept was Gene: a smug little gremlin thing and resident nuisance. As early as his first redesign, he became a far less rascally force and was drawn to increasingly and vaguely resemble Dullsville as I/he appears IRL.

The jump to It’s Color Theory had Martin swap colors with Geneva and his personality dropped much of his initial goodwill to make him a more acerbic being, represented by a notched eyebrow, dark eyelids, and a less gangly design.

Be Real

[malenkaya-glosoli]

IMO there’s no way Dil Pickles in “All Grown Up!” wasn’t partly based on Pippi Longstocking. Or otherwise it’s one of the best coincidences ever. They both have red hair (but Dil gets it from his mom), they’re both nine years old, they’re both eccentric and say and do and believe the most random things and do everything their own way regardless of social norms, they were both colicky when they were babies, and they both have a habit of walking backwards.

[kierancampire]

I JUST HAD ANOTHER REALISATION.

So! Open your eyes sheeple cause this really is the nail in the coffin! So my "theory" (it's not a theory, it's just facts but most people are too weak to accept truth) is that sex is a lie. It's the pickles. What do pregnant people love? Pickles. What do I not like? Pickles. What have I never been? Pregnant. Now you'll get people who work for Big Pickle telling you "I love pickles and I've never been pregnant!" LIES. ALL LIES. THEY TRY TO DECEIVE YOU THEN NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HUMAN PEZ DISPENSER.

But do you want it. The big drop. My sudden realisation. If you don't have a dildo what do people commonly say you can use instead and make "jokes" about? THAT'S RIGHT. CUCUMBERS. WHAT IS A CUCUMBER? AN UNPICKLED PICKLE. BIG PICKLE ARE TRYING TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF THIS AND GET YOU STARTED BY DIRECTLY INSERTING IT INTO YOUR BODY FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE. IT'S ALL THERE. BIG PICKLE OWN CONDOM COMPANIES CAUSE THEY KNOW THEY DON'T MATTER! THAT'S WHY THEY JOKE ABOUT WRAPPING ONE IN A CONDOM! THEY'RE EVEN HINTING WHAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO DO IS PROTECT YOUR BODY FROM THE PICKLES! WHAT WAS THE RUGRATS LAST NAME. THAT'S RIGHT. FUCKING PICKLE. THEY WERE THE PICKLES. LOOK HOW MANY BABIES THERE ARE IN RUGRATS. RUGRATS IS AN EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM OWNED BY BIG PICKLE. IT'S ALL THERE. SEX IS A LIE. PICKLES MAKE YOU HAVE BABIES. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED. THEY MADE UP STORIES ABOUT EGGS AND SPERM. ALL LIES. IT'S PICKLES. PEOPLE THINK GREEN BUMPY LIZARD PEOPLE SECRETLY RUN THE EARTH. NO. IT'S GREEN BUMPY PICKLE PEOPLE. One day I'm gonna die in an "accident" but it won't be no accident. Big Pickle are silencing me for being onto them.

OH. MY. GOD.

FROGS ARE GREEN AND BUMPY. PEOPLE SAY FROGS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN. CHICKENS ARE BIRDS. BIRDS AREN'T REAL. FROGS ARE BASICALLY IN THEIR OWN CATEGORY OF AMPHIBIANS AS THEY ARE NOT OF THIS EARTH. THEY ARE FROM THE PLANET OF THE PICKLE PEOPLE. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE FREAKED OUT ABOUT THEM BEING GAY. THEY DON'T WANT THEIR SPECIES TO DIE OUT. FROGS ARE PART OF BIG PICKLE.

[dreamsofalifeold]

@withpoison liked for a lyric starter~

"The truth is, I've ignored the bad things; I guess it's too late now..."

[ticketyticktok]

The shittiest takes are anything involving a cute and innocent show or movie and making a grimdark theory about it. Fuck off with that. I wanna enjoy my baby show BECAUSE it’s cute and innocent, not because I wanna think “hmm, what if Bluey was a murderer” over a bowl of sketti-Os.  

[alwaysmanages]

With how much of a horror fan I am, it's incredible that I haven't done 'moomin but scary' anything on main.

[whimsical-hysteric]

i think the world is so winderful! the world is so wonderful! and we only have one chance to be here, so tell me why youre hurting yourself?

[bookmark-extraordinaire]

Something I had to get off my chest. I know the people supposed to read this will never do since I’ve already blocked them all but you know.

I get not liking AUs and being upset that the majority of fandoms have turned into shipping and AUs so divorced from the source material it makes you wonder if they even like the source material to begin with but MAN for every AU out there there’s like ten more people liking the thing in the “right” way. Go follow them.

If in the year of our Lord 2024 if you still don’t know how to avoid shit you don’t like on the internet then it’s a skill issue my guy. Fuck you.