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"Well, Mystery Solvers, I think it's fair to say that we 'rubbed' that villain the wrong way!": Scooby-Doo Action Transfers, 1977.
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#funny#memes#dank memes#meirl#relatable#comedy#i know the season started a while ago#but im feeling it rn#to the person who invented allergies:#i pray that one day when you get sick someone makes you a really delicious chili stew#and you accidently get some chili on your fingers#and forget about it#and then rub your nose#jesterscourt
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Stolitz cuddles 🥹
#I COULDN'T HELP IT#one of my cats did that thing where they rub their head under your chin#and I thought about these two#and HAD to animate it 😭#stolitz#helluva boss#stolas#blitzø#fanart#animation#my art
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speedrunning a bday gift for bb nephew hjdfgjh
#rug hooking#muffled laugh#wip#artists on tumblr#squints#honestly the difficult part is over( aka the cat) so that's good#I say speedrunning but it's in two weeksish#but it's kinda big? hgnng I want it to be an actual rug but since it's not pure wool idk how durable it would be#in the long run#which again I still wanna make a big rug for my room#so I can stomp around on it/test it out haha#being able to use the malabrigo chunky green yarn is very satisfying#also bless you chunky yarn which is making the progress go a lot faster haha#I drew a failed pattern on the other side of the backing and the fingertips on my left hand#look super bruised but it's just the marker rubbing off mhjfg#still like this style the most I think (the blended color type? like with the sea otter haha or the horse one#or like there's a big mix of textures/yarn size#coelacanth is fun but I think I got a little too nitpicky with it#lmao all my breaks between work have either been coral island or rug hooking#sort of related but there was a yarn shop I went to maybe 2 years ago?#and there was a yarn I bought there that I'm finally using up more and it's literally the softest/fluffiest yarn ever :'D#need to dig through my labels to see which brand it was#sorry to all the people who decided to open tags and got slammed with a wall of text/ramblings LMAO#edit: rip the yarn brand's actually been discontinued since 2018 hAHA
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এ gojo satoru ᪲ ﹕ how to annoy the boyfriend pro style. ᪲ jujutsu kaisen ᧔ female reader.
+ extra: real suggestive terms ⸝ short drabble.
“Damn, I’m hard.” Satoru sighs in utter defeat, placing both hands at the sides of him to further emphasize the fact.
“What?!” Your jaw’s nothing but dropped and your eyebrows furrowed in either disgust, shock, or a remix of both.
You shouldn’t be too shocked — Satoru’s just a man. Who wouldn’t get a little stiff when they’re playfully fighting with a girl and she ends up straddling his hips with one hand flat on his chest and the other gripping his hair.
Unable to believe the words coming from his mouth, you rock your hips, trying to feel anything that’s not soft beneath you. Indeed, he’s not only hard, but both his hands flew to hold your hips, forcefully stopping you from rocking any more.
“Are you crazy?” He hisses, clenching his jaw to fight back the auto-reflex of bucking his hips up.
“Hey, I was just checking.” You smile, thinking of teasing him a bit more. You are the who’s one on top.
“Wipe that stupid smile and get off me.” Satoru orders, but his actions imply the opposite. His grip on you makes it a challenge to move and you’re enjoying the eye candy you were blessed with. The boner’s a plus too!
Since your hips were halted, you decided to push your luck. You slide the hand on his hair down to his neck and the other closer to the left side of his chest. Satoru squints at you, keeping silent but tilting his head to expose his neck more.
You lightly squeeze his neck, hoping it’d distract him from you going in for a nipple pinch.
You were successful, earning a groan as a reward while Satoru lost against his imaginary battle between reflexes.
Inhaling sharply, Satoru smiles sweetly at you, but his grip tightens painfully. Maybe you shouldn’t have pushed your luck.
“My sweet girlfriend, have you ever been in a headlock?”
#. ae-generated: jujutsu kaisen#if i was a guy i'd be rubbing one out every time i write a fic icl#or read one!#jjk x reader#jjk x fem!reader#jjk drabbles#gojo x reader#gojo x female reader#gojo satoru x reader#jjk x you#gojo x you
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Rook Codex Writing Prompts
A list of 30 writing prompts inspired by other DA codex prompt lists. Contains no plot spoilers for Veilguard.
A letter to Rook about their exile
An entry from Rook’s journal
A letter from Rook to someone in their faction
A note from a companion to Rook about the Lighthouse
A conversation overheard between Rook and a companion
Healer’s summary of treatment for Rook’s wounds
Something written by a character from a previous game about Rook
A future historian’s analysis of Rook’s actions (Bonus: featuring a relevant primary source)
Rook’s shopping list
Note found in Rook’s pocket
Report summarizing what is known about Rook by an allied or enemy faction
Rook’s daily schedule
A message between two companions about Rook
A letter from a faction leader to a companion about Rook’s actions
Rook’s packing list for travel to a quest location
Letter from Rook to their love interest
Rook’s notes on the Lighthouse/Caretaker
Notes between a companion and Rook regarding a personal quest
Inventory of personal belongings Rook left behind when they left their faction
Something written about Rook on a historical plaque
A letter from an enemy regarding Rook
An entry from an encyclopedia/travel guide about an aspect of Rook’s background (Bonus: followed by a note from Rook supporting or refuting its accuracy)
Excerpt from a play dramatizing Rook’s actions (Bonus: include a review of this play)
A letter from Rook to a faction leader
Notes taken by Rook when they were young/in training
A letter to Rook from a family member or close friend
Analysis of a piece of art created for/about Rook
Propaganda for or against Rook
Something written to Rook post-game
A note/letter that Rook never sent
#writing prompts#writing prompt list#dragon age#rook#dragon age rook#dragon age: the veilguard#dav#datv#veilguard#rubs my little hands together#the play one is inspired by the ember island players ofc#considering a separate codex prompt thing about non-rook veilguard things#needs to cook some more tho#writing prompt
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i really do need to spread more nursing kink propaganda bc anxious dykes with mommy issues and oral fixations and equally anxious dykes with caretaking complexes and pretty tits need to find each other and see the light. nursing feels so good once you get past the ‘this is kinda weird’ social hesitation like who gives a fuck we’re all so tired and anxious and it feels SO GOOD. Nurse a Tired Dyke Today
#blushing#nursing kink#i had a hook up one time where the sex was just the prelude to the real reason they drove like 7 hours to come see me#and that was me nursing them to sleep and petting their hair and rubbing their back#nursing kink freaks understand 😌
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minchan 🖤
#minchan minchaned and no one told me 💔#they were rubbing against each other for so long 😭😭😭#stray kids#skz#lee know#lee minho#bang chan#bangchan#bystay#staydaily#linosource#channiesnet#dancerachasource#dailyminchan#createskz#skzco#by01ino#can i join tho#500♡
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Part 12 and the second and final part of the Bats&Birds Q&A! Thank you again to everyone who submitted questions, I really had a blast with this!
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#bruce does actually have a canon dislike for rock music lol#also dicks one heavy metal song is the last remnant of his teenage rebellion where he exclusively listened to music b hated#(his taste ended up rubbing off on Jason which Bruce had very mixed feelings on lmao)#dc#social media au#bruce wayne#batman#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#the red hood#dc red hood#tim drake#Timothy drake#tim drake wayne#dc red robin#red robin dc#red robin#steph brown#stephanie brown#robin dc#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson#damian wayne#damian wayne al ghul#damian al ghul#kon el kent#kon el superboy
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I combined two good omens study club themes, tartan and a movie still. I decided to choose one from Little Women, which I have yet to watch
#it's a cosy art alas I dislike it#something about the artstyle rubs me the wrong way#we learn through experimenting though#I will (eventually) get better#my art#digital#good omens#ineffable husbands#perhaps one day we should go for a picnic#smitten I believe
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Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers
#nosferatu#bill skarsgård#my gifs#inspiration#userchristineb#okay no one should be surprised this is what i really wanted to gif#😋😇😏#knowing that holt said he could feel the prosthetic rub against his thigh during this scene#hehehehehehe
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so fucking normal abt this cat
#I WAS DOING IT FOR GIGGLES BUT HE ACTUALLY DOES COME TO ME WHEN I DO THAT 😭😭😭#like I have to crouch and clap my hands and hold them out like ‘here boy!!! come here!!! 😊’ like with a dog#what makes this funnier is if I try this with my grandmas dog he ignores me so I really didn’t expect it to work#multiple times on top of that. my good precious boy my handsome boy#he was annoying Joey again by the side of the house so my mom went to break up the fight#the minute he saw her he ran to her even though he’s probably the one that started it lmao#he likes playing with the little rubber ducky in the backyard and rubbing his face on the screen door#Swiper#diary#doodles#sona#puppysona
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I’ve been sick and playing red dead redemption
#gravity falls#rdr AU#dipper pines#Mabel pines#Stanford pines#Stanley pines#Pacifica northwest#Dipcifica#Stan makes a gang but somehow it’s just a bunch of orphans#something something Stanley was about to rob/hostage the northwest’s till they found out the northwests suck as parents#so they rope Pacifica in#she’s the one they go to when they need to rub elbows with rich people#when they find ford he’s like a CHILD ARMY??? STANLEY!#my art#doodles
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𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐒, john price.
summary: john has spent years feeling like his desirability has faded with age, but when his daughter’s best friend starts making subtle advances, he finds himself unable to resist the temptation. cw: age gap, taboo relationship, unprotected sex, mild dirty talk, praise, porn with slight plot. g!n reader, female anatomy. wc: 2.3k note: i was inspired by the song 'colors' by halsey. those who get it, get it.
John isn’t old—not really. But some days, he feels it.
It’s in the way his knees ache when he stands too quickly. The gray creeping into his beard, a little more stubborn each year. The way people call him sir now, not out of respect, but because he looks like he belongs to another time.
He’s never minded getting older, never cared for vanity, but something about it feels heavier lately. Maybe it’s because his daughter—his little girl—isn’t so little anymore. She’s in college now, fully grown, filling the house with stories of her own life that no longer revolve around him.
He listens, nods in the right places, but he knows he’s fading into the background. A spectator to youth, no longer a part of it.
And then, there’s you.
You, her best friend. You, always at his house, curled up on his couch, laughing at things he doesn’t quite understand. You, in little shorts that ride up your thighs, oversized sweaters slipping off your shoulders, bare legs tucked beneath you as you steal glances at him over the rim of your glass.
At first, he thinks he’s imagining it. The way your gaze lingers when he walks past. The way you stretch, slow and deliberate, when you know he’s looking. The way your lips curl around the edge of your spoon when you eat ice cream straight from the carton.
Subtle things. Nothing he can call out without sounding mad.
But then there are the other things. The way you compliment him too much—that sweater looks good on you, Mr. Price… The way your touches linger, fingers brushing over his when you pass him a drink. The way your lips part just slightly when he speaks, like you’re hanging on every word.
He tells himself he’s imagining it, because the alternative is dangerous.
But tonight, he knows.
The house is quiet, his daughter out for the evening. You shouldn’t be here, not really, but you’d dropped by to return a book, your usual excuse. And now, you’re standing in his kitchen, wearing something too small, too sheer, something that tells him you knew exactly what you were doing when you came over.
“You don’t have to rush off,” he says, leaning against the counter, arms crossed over his chest. He shouldn’t say it. Shouldn’t give you a reason to stay.
But you smile, slow and knowing, like you were waiting for him to ask.
The tension between you stretches thin, tighter with each passing second. You close the distance first, stepping into his space, tilting your head up to look at him. He can smell your perfume—sweet, warm, something that makes his pulse slow and heavy.
“You always act so polite,” you murmur, eyes flickering over his face. “But I think you like when I test you.”
His jaw tenses. “You don’t know what you’re doing.”
You hum, fingers lifting to graze the collar of his shirt, featherlight. “I think I do.”
He exhales sharply, hands bracing against the counter behind him. He shouldn’t touch you. Shouldn’t let you get this close. But your fingers slide higher, brushing along the thick column of his throat, tracing the edge of his beard.
“Been wanting this for a while, haven’t you?” you ask, breath warm against his cheek.
Christ. You’re shameless. And worse—he wants to give in.
His resolve crumbles when you press onto the balls of your feet, lips barely brushing his. A silent invitation. A challenge.
He grips your waist, not gentle, not hesitant, pulling you flush against him. A sharp inhale, a second’s hesitation—then his lips crash into yours, swallowing whatever taunt you were about to whisper next.
You melt against him, fingers twisting into his shirt, pulling him closer like you’ve wanted this just as badly. He groans into your mouth, deep and needy, his beard rough against your soft skin as his hands tighten, feeling the warmth of your body beneath his palms.
It’s been a long time since he’s let himself take something. And fuck, you’re making it impossible to stop now.
You gasp against his lips, a sweet little sound that shoots straight through him, sending all the blood in his body rushing south. His cock, already straining uncomfortably against the zipper of his jeans, presses hard against your belly, and he swears under his breath.
“You—” he starts, voice rough, but the words die in his throat when your hand slides between you, palming him through his jeans. A sharp hiss slips past his teeth. “—fuck. You’ve got no idea what you do to me, love.”
The endearment hangs heavy between you, thick with meaning, and the way your breath hitches tells him you felt it, too. You pull back just enough to meet his gaze through your lashes, lips curling into a knowing smirk.
“…I think I know exactly what I do to you,” you murmur, voice dripping with sweet, teasing sin.
His control snaps.
In one swift motion, he spins you, gripping the backs of your thighs and hoisting you onto the kitchen counter with effortless strength. You let out a soft, breathless laugh, hands clutching at his shoulders as he steps between your legs, settling his hips flush against yours.
“You’re a fuckin’ menace,” he growls, the words half-admiring, half-accusing, but his smirk betrays him. His hands slide up the heated skin of your thighs, thumbs pressing into soft flesh before gliding higher, slipping beneath the hem of your tank top.
When he pushes it up, his breath stutters.
Pastel pink lace. A delicate little bow in the center, nestled between the swell of your breasts. Fucking hell.
“For me?” he murmurs, voice lower now, rougher, as he dips his head to press open-mouthed kisses along your jaw, down the column of your throat, until he reaches the sensitive spot at the curve of your shoulder.
You hum in affirmation, fingers threading into his hair, nails scraping lightly against his scalp. He shudders at the feeling, at the way your hips shift, restless against his, seeking more.
His hands find the hem of your tiny little shorts, fingers hooking beneath the fabric with a quiet grunt. He gives them a sharp tug, impatience written in every movement.
“Hips,” he orders, voice thick, edged with need.
You obey without hesitation, lifting them eagerly, breath catching as he drags the fabric down your legs in one rough motion before tossing them to the floor. He’s barely paying attention to them now—no, his focus is locked entirely on you, on the delicate scrap of lace still clinging to your hips.
His pupils darken, his chest rising and falling with heavy breaths as he takes in the sight of you, all wrapped up in soft, sheer fabric, the matching set he’s certain you wore just for him.
“Christ,” he mutters, running his hands up your thighs, fingers pressing possessively into warm skin. “You just had to be a fuckin’ tease, didn’t you?”
You smirk, shifting slightly on the counter, letting your legs spread just a little wider, an unspoken invitation. His jaw tightens, eyes flicking back up to yours, searching for something—permission, maybe, or control he knows he’s already lost.
A low curse rumbles in his chest as his hands move to his belt, unbuckling it with a practiced ease. The soft clink of metal echoes through the kitchen, followed by the slow, deliberate unzipping of his jeans. He shoves them down just enough, boxers sliding with them to mid-thigh, freeing his cock—heavy, hard, already leaking at the tip.
Your breath hitches, eyes flickering downward, but before you can say anything, he’s already moving. One hand gripping your hip, the other curling around the damp fabric of your panties.
“They’re too pretty to take off,” he murmurs, voice dark with something almost reverent as he tugs them to the side, exposing the wet heat of you. His cock twitches at the sight, at the way you shiver under his touch, at the way you’re already so fucking ready for him.
“Gonna ruin you just like this,” he breathes, lining himself up, dragging his thick head through your slick folds, teasing, testing. His forehead presses to yours, eyes heavy-lidded, dark with hunger.
“You want it, don’t you?” he rasps, nudging just barely at your entrance, enough to make you gasp. “Say it.”
You let out a shaky breath, your fingers curling into the fabric of his shirt, grounding yourself against the solid warmth of him. His forehead stays pressed to yours, his breath hot, unsteady, as he keeps himself poised right at your entrance, refusing to move until you give him what he wants.
“Say it,” he murmurs again, voice deeper now, rougher. His cock throbs against you, thick and heavy, the head catching just enough to make your thighs twitch.
“Please,” you whisper, the word barely a breath.
His lips part, something dark and satisfied flashing across his face before he finally pushes forward, sinking into you with one slow, aching thrust. Your mouth falls open, a sharp inhale catching in your throat as he stretches you, your body molding around him, taking him in inch by inch.
“Fuck—” he exhales, his grip on your hips tightening, fingers digging into soft flesh. “That’s it… take it, love.”
His pace is slow at first, savoring the way you flutter around him, the way your nails press into his shoulders, clinging to him as if you’d fall apart otherwise. The fabric of your panties, still pushed to the side, rubs against the base of his cock with every movement, a delicious friction that makes his head spin.
“God, you feel so good,” he mutters, his lips brushing along your jaw, nipping at the delicate skin beneath your ear. “So fuckin’ tight around me.”
A broken moan escapes you, your hips rolling up to meet his, desperate for more. He grins against your skin, hands sliding up your waist before gripping beneath your thighs, angling you just right.
Then he moves—slow, deep strokes that have you gasping his name, your body trembling against his.
“That’s it,” he groans, watching the way your face twists in pleasure, how your lips part, how your eyes flutter shut. His own restraint is fraying, unraveling with every needy little sound you make. “Been thinkin’ about this, haven’t you? Been wantin’ me to fuck you just like this.”
You nod frantically, unable to form words, nails raking down his arms, your body burning beneath his.
He chuckles, voice laced with something dark, something utterly wrecked.
“Yeah,” he rasps, thrusting into you harder, deeper, his forehead pressing to yours once more. “Me too.”
His confession sends a shiver down your spine, heat pooling deep in your belly as his hips snap against yours, slow and deliberate, dragging every inch of himself from your soaked cunt only to sink back in, stretching you all over again
Your fingers twist into the fabric of his shirt, knuckles white, nails digging into the muscle beneath. He groans at the sting, at the way your body clenches around him like you never want to let him go.
"Fuckin' hell, love," he breathes against your lips, swallowing your moans as he kisses you, messy and consuming. "Look at you… takin’ me so damn well."
The words make your walls flutter, make him grunt as he buries himself to the hilt, keeping you pinned between the warmth of his body and the cool kitchen counter. Your legs tighten around his waist, heels digging into the backs of his thighs, urging him deeper, harder, until you're nothing but gasps and desperate little sounds against his mouth.
His breath is ragged, his control slipping as he watches the way your body moves with his, the way your fingers tug at his hair, dragging him closer, as if you need him pressed into you, as if you want him to consume you whole.
“Fuck, you’re gonna be the death of me,” he groans, his voice raw. His grip on your waist tightens, his strokes turning more forceful, his cock hitting that devastating spot that has your back arching, a strangled moan falling from your lips.
"John—" His name breaks apart on your tongue.
"I know, sweetheart," he murmurs, forehead pressing to yours, sweat clinging to his brow. "I know—"
His hand snakes between your bodies, fingers pressing against the swollen bundle of nerves between your thighs, rubbing slow, tight circles. The pleasure spikes instantly, your body tensing, toes curling, the coil in your stomach winding impossibly tight.
"Come on, love," he encourages, voice rough, desperate. "Let me feel you. Let me have you."
Your breath shudders, your body bowing against his, and then you’re falling—pleasure ripping through you in waves, blinding and all-consuming. You clench around him, your walls milking him, dragging him to the edge with you.
"That's it—fuck—" His rhythm falters, his grip on you bruising as he thrusts deep one last time, his cock pulsing as he spills into you with a ragged groan, burying his face in the crook of your neck as he rides out the high.
For a moment, there’s only the sound of your heavy breathing, the faint hum of the refrigerator in the background, the warmth of his body pressing you down into the counter. His hands, rough and calloused, smooth over your trembling thighs, grounding you, keeping you there.
He exhales a quiet laugh against your skin, pressing a lazy kiss to your collarbone. "Christ, sweetheart," he mutters, voice spent, a little hoarse. "You’re gonna be the death of me."
You hum in amusement, fingers dragging idly through his damp hair. "Guess I should start making funeral arrangements, then."
He huffs out a laugh, shaking his head as he pulls back just enough to look at you. His eyes are still dark, still hazy with what just transpired, but there’s something softer there, too. Something that makes your stomach flutter all over again.
His fingers ghost over your cheek before trailing down your body, adjusting your panties back into place with a satisfied smirk.
"You," he murmurs, brushing his lips over yours, "are trouble."
#ೀ kk’s writing#john price#price#cod#writing#task force 141#i need dad dick#wish i was a man so i could rub one out#smut#john price x reader#john price x you#john price smut#captain john price#captain price
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(ominis is already on his family's plan but he's there to annoy seb anyway)
#the idea of ominis being rich and still leeching off of sebs netflix is so funny to me LMFAO#he mainly does it bc of anne since shes the one who wants help in annoying seb#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#anne sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#clora clemons#hogwarts legacy meme#also choosing ominis' pfp was hard i was so conflicted on what to make it#originally i was gonna do a super messed up blurry pic cuz hes blind but the dog filter won out#i like the idea of him deadpan just using all these whacky filters and it doesnt matter to him anyway cuz he cant see them LMFAO#also annes gremlin and trollish sense of humour has rubbed off on him
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Learn from who? Learn from you?
Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#pdribs#userspicy#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#uh huh. mmhm. parallels and shit#OK LIKE. in nice words ai di essentially tells chen yi to go for it BUT bc hes a Lil Shit he says it like 'use force to PROVE how you feel.#followed by '.....OH WAIT YOU CANT BEAT HIM'. the way he rubs that in chen yi's face too like it isnt even 'youre weaker than him.'#it's you're LOWER than him. & thats why ai di calls him a coward bc therell always be a divide between chen yi & cdy that chen yi wont cros#and the point of this is - okay i know chen yi is literally picking ai di up and throwing him around here but also you have to remember#ai di LETS HIM. ai di doesnt fight back as hard as he could and that puts them on EVEN. EQUAL. GROUND. every time.#& yeah theres some comedy to it but you cant Ever forget that ai di wants chen yi to want him. needs it. he's faking sleep in the 1st scene#and once chen yi realizes what he wants he puts everything he has into keeping it - inadvertently taking ai di's advice by doing so -#& expresses it in every kind of way too. whatever it takes. bc between the two of them its not just 'bring him back' it's 'bring him HOME'#in a way thats based on the constantly being witness to the worst of each other & choosing it AND. years and layers of trust & love.#..ok only I would take a gifset of chen yi picking ai di up & make it abt how their relationship is perfectly balanced. but im right so idc#the last one ties it all together in my onion. chen yi got him home. and ai di's deliberately allowing himself to be loved. they won
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