#royal disasters

[inkdheart17]

"Love?" The priest's face twists in confusion. "Love doesn't make humans dangerous."

"What? But, they cause so many wars in the name of love!"

It was then that Ezekiel noticed the book in the witch's hand. A history book of her people. Which talked about the unfair war that came about due to a doomed romance. At least, that was what the humans told, and only the victors were heard in history. "No. No, no. Love is predictable, Medi. There are rules and a natural progression. It's why so many call it 'cliched'."

"That's only in fiction." Andromeda huffed.

Ezekiel laughed. "And often times the truth is stranger than fiction." He paused before deciding to take a seat next to her. "No, what you're thinking of is 'spite'. Now that has caused war."

"'Spite'?" Andromeda tested the word. Another human word foreign to her. Another emotion she was unfamiliar with.

A part of him wished to keep her ignorant. To tell her that life was beautiful and kind and keep her hidden from the truth, but he had learned it was a futile attempt. If anything, he would only cause her more pain when she inevitably learned the truth.

Ezekiel sighed under that ruby gaze of hers. "It's an illogical emotion. Something created from pain and anger, and it creates options in the human mind that should have never existed to begin with." He reached over and picked up the book on her lap. Flipping through a few pages and doing his best to hide his disgust. "Take this war against witches, for example. Everyone will tell you it's about a man who only wanted to be with the woman he loved, but it's all a lie."

"But, it's an official text." Andromeda furrowed her brow. "They can't lie in those."

"They can. Humans don't have spells that force the truth out, Medi." Using his fang to cut his thumb, the priest began to draw the sigil of truth over the book. Watching how Andromeda's eyes widened at the changes. The words twisted and stretched, disappeared and were replaced, and the truth emerged. He could have let her read the book on her own, discover the truth by herself, but he was still worried. "This is a war of a spiteful man who wanted to punish the witch that refused him. Believing he was entitled to her affections."

For a moment, Andromeda glued her eyes to the pages. Either not believing or not wanting to believe what it said. Then again, Ezekiel knew it made more sense than whatever the humans lied. It was real, natural, but it was unpredictably cruel and unreasonable.

A few tears fell from her eyes. Slipping under her glasses and dripping onto the pages. "All because he wanted her?"

"No. All because he wanted to punish her. Wars are always about punishment."

It is not love that makes humans dangerous.

Love is predictable. Love has rules of engagement.

Spite, however, makes the illogical logical to humans. It creates options in the human brain that should never have been considered.

[aimeegbbs]

falling for your rival (henry's version)

[ca-3]

I'm a personal believer they both suck at kissing 💋 </3

[clockwrkpendrxgon]

alex claremont diaz:

[cha-melodius]

They’re husbands your honor

[rwrbedits]

You can’t tell me there’s not a little pink, purple, and blue lightbulb going off in Alex’s head here. One casual “sweetheart” and his brain short circuits.

[hischiersjohnston]

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE | FIRSTPRINCE + FAVE MOMENTS ( 5 / 10 )

The Red Room and their One Shared Braincell

[saikechism]

drawing akechiblings content becuase no one else will💔💔

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Me still in my ‘rwrb is my entire personality’ phase might’ve started a new painting project 😳😳😳

I missed W.I.P wednesday so have things I’m working on Thursday 😂

A trio of firstprince hand holding - in their sketch phase!!!

[safesoundxswift]

zahra having a full blown panic attack at the prospect of having to diffuse yet another international incident. meanwhile alex and henry are shooting heart eyes at each other

[alltheoutcasts]

Happy Bi Day to them <3

Edit: IM SORRY I THOUGHT IMOGEN WAS BI 😭😭

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

dabi: birdy, i have to go.

hawks: i’m going with you.

dabi: no. you know how it’s gonna end if you go.

hawks: don’t care. i’m going.

dabi: hah... keigo, please. it’s either me or we’re both going down. and unlike you, i am destined to go down in flames.

hawks: i won’t leave you.

dabi: please, save yourself pretty bird.

hawks: no. i won’t be saved unless i’m free again, and if you wanna set me free, let me burn down with you.

dabi: *sighs and kisses keigo on the forehead* you are tragic to the bone, you know that?

hawks: yeah, tell me about it...

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Her Royal Flairness

Don't put away your vomit buckets just yet...her ROYAL FLAIRness has more to say:

I took the liberty of changing the wording back to the way it was originally written by Her Royal Flairness:

MY Netflix Show Takes Over NYC's Times Square, Fans Swoon Over MY Tinseltown Triumph

As excitement builds, one thing is clear, I'm not just making headlines; I'm curating them, one perfectly framed moment at a time.

I am the Duchess of Sussex and I have a knack for drawing focus, whether through podcasts, docuseries, or lifestyle ventures.

I continue to dominate conversations, from Times Square billboards to industry speculation. With With Love, Meghan creating buzz, I my fans now wonder if As Ever will be next to land a Netflix deal. 

My supporters antifa squad believes that just as Archetypes sparked meaningful conversations, With Love, Meghan will leave a lasting impact, proving once again that I know how to command attention.

Discussions online highlight how both productions reflect MY brand, blending thoughtful storytelling with elegance.

My squad has also been quick to draw comparisons between With Love, Meghan and Archetypes, noting that both projects received grand billboard promotions. Many see this as a testament to my growing influence across different media platforms.

I've been immersed in a series of high-profile engagements. I recently attended the Invictus Games, continued my philanthropic work through the Archewell Foundation, and made appearances at key Hollywood events. Alongside these commitments, I've been busy promoting my latest Netflix project, With Love, Meghan, which has already generated significant anticipation. My schedule remains packed as I balance advocacy, entertainment, and public life with my royal flair.

With Love, Meghan is an eight-part lifestyle series where I welcome friends and special guests to a stunning California estate. Each episode blends cooking, gardening, and hosting advice with my signature warmth and authenticity. I am The Duchess of Sussex and I encourage playfulness over perfection, sharing creative ways to bring beauty into everyday life. Featuring guests like chef Roy Choi, actress Mindy Kaling, and chef Alice Waters, the show aims to inspire viewers to embrace joy, simplicity, and meaningful connections.

In a move as grand as a Broadway overture, my With Love, Meghan now looms over Times Square, flashing its carefully curated imagery to the world. My ever-devoted squad has erupted into cheers, flooding social media with praise. They have seen the light, perhaps several stories high and in high definition, but a light nonetheless.

The sugars:

Are you excited to watch Meghan Markle's With Love, Meghan? Share your thoughts in the comments below!

[madoumonogatarirunelord]

Polygon man tf did u do to Spike

[clockwrkpendrxgon]

when you realise you can’t keep calling it just a crush and actually have to tell the person you love that you love them

[a-special-ship-safe-space]

A lumi and her three boo-tiful ghost boyfriends. Get it ehhh? Ehhhh?