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"Love?" The priest's face twists in confusion. "Love doesn't make humans dangerous."
"What? But, they cause so many wars in the name of love!"
It was then that Ezekiel noticed the book in the witch's hand. A history book of her people. Which talked about the unfair war that came about due to a doomed romance. At least, that was what the humans told, and only the victors were heard in history. "No. No, no. Love is predictable, Medi. There are rules and a natural progression. It's why so many call it 'cliched'."
"That's only in fiction." Andromeda huffed.
Ezekiel laughed. "And often times the truth is stranger than fiction." He paused before deciding to take a seat next to her. "No, what you're thinking of is 'spite'. Now that has caused war."
"'Spite'?" Andromeda tested the word. Another human word foreign to her. Another emotion she was unfamiliar with.
A part of him wished to keep her ignorant. To tell her that life was beautiful and kind and keep her hidden from the truth, but he had learned it was a futile attempt. If anything, he would only cause her more pain when she inevitably learned the truth.
Ezekiel sighed under that ruby gaze of hers. "It's an illogical emotion. Something created from pain and anger, and it creates options in the human mind that should have never existed to begin with." He reached over and picked up the book on her lap. Flipping through a few pages and doing his best to hide his disgust. "Take this war against witches, for example. Everyone will tell you it's about a man who only wanted to be with the woman he loved, but it's all a lie."
"But, it's an official text." Andromeda furrowed her brow. "They can't lie in those."
"They can. Humans don't have spells that force the truth out, Medi." Using his fang to cut his thumb, the priest began to draw the sigil of truth over the book. Watching how Andromeda's eyes widened at the changes. The words twisted and stretched, disappeared and were replaced, and the truth emerged. He could have let her read the book on her own, discover the truth by herself, but he was still worried. "This is a war of a spiteful man who wanted to punish the witch that refused him. Believing he was entitled to her affections."
For a moment, Andromeda glued her eyes to the pages. Either not believing or not wanting to believe what it said. Then again, Ezekiel knew it made more sense than whatever the humans lied. It was real, natural, but it was unpredictably cruel and unreasonable.
A few tears fell from her eyes. Slipping under her glasses and dripping onto the pages. "All because he wanted her?"
"No. All because he wanted to punish her. Wars are always about punishment."
It is not love that makes humans dangerous.
Love is predictable. Love has rules of engagement.
Spite, however, makes the illogical logical to humans. It creates options in the human brain that should never have been considered.
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falling for your rival (henry's version)
#red white and royal blue#rwrb#rwarb#rwrbedit#filmedit#filmgifs#dailylgbtq#userbean#first prince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#i need this movie and these two disasters on my screen rn#also sorry for the quality#**
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I'm a personal believer they both suck at kissing 💋 </3
#persona 5#persona 5 royal#pegoryu#ca3 art#ryuji sakamoto#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#hello posting more art thats been exclusively on twitter sorry its tiring running more than one platform 💀#sakamoto ryuji#based on a twt meme that was going around lol#anyways pegoryus first kiss was a disaster in my humble opinion but they laugh about it afterwards
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alex claremont diaz:
#alex claremont diaz is a bi disaster#red white and royal blue#henry fox mountchristen windsor#alex claremont diaz#rwrb#rwrb movie#rwrb on prime#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#firstprince
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These two pics give off the same energy
#the lion guard#tlg#kion#kiara#tlg kion#tlk kiara#royal siblings#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt 2018#rise leo#rise donnie#disaster twins
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They’re husbands your honor
#rwrb#rwrb movie#red white and royal blue#red white and royal blue movie#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#firstprince#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#i just.#love them so much#disasters the pair of them
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You can’t tell me there’s not a little pink, purple, and blue lightbulb going off in Alex’s head here. One casual “sweetheart” and his brain short circuits.
#red white and royal blue#rwrb#rwrb movie#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#casey mcquiston#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#bisexual disaster#you’re wearing lifts sweetheart#aha moment#fsotus
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RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE | FIRSTPRINCE + FAVE MOMENTS ( 5 / 10 )
The Red Room and their One Shared Braincell
#red white and royal blue#rwrb#rwrb spoilers#rwrbedit#rwrbsource#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#henry mountchristen windsor#firstprince#lgbtq#lgbtq film#my gifs.#my edits.#too late to pretend like y'all are just... looking at books and arranging florals?#gay disasters <3
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drawing akechiblings content becuase no one else will💔💔
#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki k#saiki no psi nan#akechi touma#tdlosk#artists on tumblr#the disaster of psi kusuo saiki#saikechi#arfis art#personal#persona 5#persona 5 royal#akechi goro
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Me still in my ‘rwrb is my entire personality’ phase might’ve started a new painting project 😳😳😳
I missed W.I.P wednesday so have things I’m working on Thursday 😂
A trio of firstprince hand holding - in their sketch phase!!!
#rwrb#red white and royal blue#rwrb art#kym paints things#wipart#art#artist#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry mountchristen windsor fox#fan art#things I’m working on Thursday#leats see how big a disaster these turn out to be as hands are so so hard to paint!!!
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zahra having a full blown panic attack at the prospect of having to diffuse yet another international incident. meanwhile alex and henry are shooting heart eyes at each other
#that poor woman just wants one day of peace#but unfortunately she is charged with organising a bisexual disaster and his raging gay boyfriend#red white and royal blue#rwrb
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Happy Bi Day to them <3
Edit: IM SORRY I THOUGHT IMOGEN WAS BI 😭😭
#suits#911 abc#supernatural#heartstopper#brooklyn 99#red white & royal blue#bbc sherlock#mike ross#evan buckley#dean winchester#nick nelson#imogen heaney#rosa diaz#alex claremont diaz#john watson#bisexual pride#bisexual#bi visibility#bisexual disaster
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dabi: birdy, i have to go.
hawks: i’m going with you.
dabi: no. you know how it’s gonna end if you go.
hawks: don’t care. i’m going.
dabi: hah... keigo, please. it’s either me or we’re both going down. and unlike you, i am destined to go down in flames.
hawks: i won’t leave you.
dabi: please, save yourself pretty bird.
hawks: no. i won’t be saved unless i’m free again, and if you wanna set me free, let me burn down with you.
dabi: *sighs and kisses keigo on the forehead* you are tragic to the bone, you know that?
hawks: yeah, tell me about it...
#what if dabi wasn’t alone#maybe he wouldn’t go#maybe#disaster boyfriends#tonight is the night i die#inspired by tonight is the night i die by palaye royale#hotwings incorrect quotes#incorrect hotwings quotes#hotwings#dabi#hawks#keigo takami#toya todoroki#dabihawks#dabi x hawks#my hero academia#incorrect bnha quotes#todoroki touya#takami keigo#boku no hero academia#bnha dabi#bnha hawks#angst#toukei
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fellas how many times does your bff have to ask u to take off your shirt whilst tenderly dressing your wounds for it to be, like, gay
#lmao Fitz the disaster#i think he was also accidentally high in this scene#and had almost beaten up the fool himself#my baby boy#rote#realm of the elderlings#Royal assassin#still waiting on my copy of book 3 to arriveeeee#my art#also pls do not judge the sketchiness of this too harshly we are fighting through art block tooth and nail and any post is a victory!!!!#perfection is not the goal :)#anyway enjoy this royal ass scene#i sure did#fitz and the fool#fitzchivalry farseer#fitzloved#rote spoilers
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when you realise you can’t keep calling it just a crush and actually have to tell the person you love that you love them
#alex claremont diaz is a bi disaster#alex claremont diaz#red white and royal blue#rwrb on prime#rwrb book#rwrb movie#henry fox mountchristen windsor#rwrb#taylor zakhar perez#firstprince#nicholas galitzine
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Y'know what. I know singing a song in court is silly and I love the fact that Stolas is silly. But, considering he's playing the part of an arrogant racist royal, how arrogant isn't it to be like "Hey, I'd like to explain, but I'm feeling theatrical so I'm gonna make it a whole ass performance cus I feel like it!" Like, I hope we've all realized that the court is just Satan and the rest playing around and throwing their power around. That's why the sins have that ridiculous childish fight in the middle of it. It's also why no one really questions Andrealphus' claims about Blitz cus eh, he's a royal and an imps life doesn't matter anyway so might as well take his word for it. (I also realize that Andrealphus' plot could've worked even if Stolas didn't show up, since he made it seem like Stolas was incompetent as fuck. He could've worked that out.. and if Stolas finds out about Blitz's death, that'd devastate him.. further proving that he's incapable of handling his duties. I do still think that Andrealphus planned and hoped for Stolas so show up though) The court actually allowing Stolas to have his little number further drives home the differences between Royalty and hellborns. Considering they didn't have time for a testimony, or Blitz' final words.. but Stolas can sing his little gay heart out if he wants to, that's fine. I'm just a little impressed his theatrics worked so well in his favour. Like.. intentional or not, his little music number just helped him sell the whole puppetmaster schtick he had going on. Nice going! Sad it made everyone else hate you though, Stols.
#helluva boss#stolas#honestly Stolas really is his own worst enemy#he made himself look like a bad guy to almost everyone throughout the show#even though he constantly tries to do good#like.. he flirted so aggressively with Blitz that he thought he was just a kink to him#he shielded Via from the terrible homelife he had just so she could believe in a happy childhood#which made him look like a pure ass when he wanted to chase his own happiness for once and cheated on his wife#now he wanted to make sure Blitz got off scot free by playing into every stereotype in existens#and made himself look like a real manipulative royal ass in front of every hellborn alive#and then ended up among them w. no powers so they can hate him freely#my sweet little owl.. what a disaster you are#People say Stella is there to make him look better.. but honestly.. he's doing a terrible job at showing the better side of him to anyone#I'm just happy Blitz and IMP actually understood what he was doing#A lesser show would've made that a wholeass misunderstanding..
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