#roxanne the parodie
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eminsunnytoons123 · 1 year ago
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The parodies cousin Show characters
Part 4
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Dedicated to all my besties, Sisters, Brothers, pen pals And girlfriend: @splashy900 @kxllboii @cheezekennith @aquamarine-dream-queen @dayzsaclark @oscarandgrinchfan @moshywoosh @ilovescaredysquirrel2 @nuggetaubrey @sharkyy599 @nightkit92 @familyoffood @mysafespaceblog13 @thelazzyblogzz @sugar-miss1 @shrimpathizer @shypeachrunaway @iggyguyy @sophia-does-skits @typical-sophie @peaceforpeople @ben5569 @muppet-fan-real @xxkurosakutisaxx @ducktoonz903707 @artismeyou-12 @blackstar044 @acen402 @walt-diego-rodriguez @nia1sworld @rumplestiltsbear @s4gefr0g @beeware-of-lulu @leafith @bluebird-in-a-cagedrawing @muppet-fan-frr that always loved me And supported me for how I am, And that always loved my Work, heres the part 4 of the parodies cousin Show characters =^_^= 💘💗💝💕🩷💞💓
So, heres now professor eyebrows And the colorful groove, the cousins of dr teeth And the electric Mayhem gang =^_^=
But first before I tell some info about them, Heres the characters I did now:
Lucille the ladybug (Kermit's parodie cousin), ms. Moosa (miss piggy's parodie cousin), Garrett Rhino (fozzie's parodie cousin), Franklin the best (gonzo's parodie cousin), Harris the King ant (pepe the King prawn's parodie cousin), Calvin the bat (rizzo's parodie cousin), Houston the bull (rowlf's parodie cousin), Austin the King Buffalo (sam the eagle's parodie cousin), professor Charles van rosecrew (dr bunsen's parodie cousin), Carson (beaker's parodie cousin), Isabella (Walter's parodie cousin), Ruby (scooter's parodie cousin), professor eyebrows (dr teeth's parodie cousin), Anders (Janice's parodie cousin), Sgt Paulo Madden (Floyd Pepper's parodie cousin), Petunia Crazenia (Animal's parodie cousin), sadee (Lips' parodie cousin) And Roxanne (zoot's parodie cousin)
Now some info about them:
Professor eyebrows - professor eyebrows is dr teeth's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the leader of the colorful groove band, And he plays the accordion. And he is Austin's love interest, And he loves eating Strawberry shortcake. His headcanon voice actor is Jeff Trammel, And his voice claim is cannonball from Craig of the creek
Anders - Anders is Janice's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the tambourine player in the colorful groove band, And he is Sgt Paulo Madden's love interest. His headcanon voice actor is Del the funky homosapien, And his voice claim is deltron from Craig of the creek.
Sgt Paulo Madden - Sgt Paulo Madden is Sgt Floyd Pepper's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the saxophone player in the colorful groove band, And he is Anders' love interest. His headcanon voice actor is Parvesh Cheena, And his voice claim is Raj from Craig of the creek.
Petunia Crazenia - Petunia Crazenia is Animal's parodie cousin counterpart, she plays the marimba instrument in the colorful groove band, And she gets along with animal very well since theyre both energetic And Crazy. Her headcanon voice actress is Lauren Tom, And her voice claim is Kuki sanban/numbuh 3 from Codename: kids next door.
Sadee - sadee is Lips' parodie cousin counterpart, she plays the clarinet And even bagpipe in the colorful groove band, she is the Calm one in the band And she is Roxanne's love interest. Her headcanon voice actress is Eliza Schneider, And her voice claim is Liane cartman from South Park.
Roxanne - Roxanne is zoot's parodie cousin counterpart, she plays the chimes in the colorful groove band, she is the sort of arrogant And quiet Lady, she is sadee's love interest. Her headcanon voice actress is Casey Wilson, And her voice claim is Felina Meow from littlest pet shop.
I hope y'all will like these =^_^= 💗
NOTE (PLEASE READ THIS NOTE): And also, again, if y'all wanna make fanart, headcanons, ships, OC's... Etc out of the parodies cousin Show gang, then do it. You dont have to ask me for my permission. But please @ me in the post so I can see it, And i'll be very Grateful if y'all give the parodies some attention as if theyre like OFFICIAL like the muppets. But only only the parodies, you can even make fanart, headcanons, ships, OC'S, etc out of the moopets, whatnot Show gang and the teppums Show gang too. 💘💝
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trevsplace · 2 years ago
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This week's Saturday night Photoshop shenanigans are brought to you by the letter "B".
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princesshillaryellaworld25 · 4 months ago
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FNF SBP ships Part 2: Nathan Files x Roxanne Angel and Gloria Lustman x Pauline Purity (Purity GF)
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Nathan Files x Roxanne Angel
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Gloria Lustman (Naughty GF) x Pauline Purity (Purity Gf)
@laisbethlolaworld25
@starlightgirl242
@thegirlyartist
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ch703-c4rt00nst4r · 1 year ago
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Snap Finger wish (Fnaf Security Breach version)
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zebracorn-chan · 2 years ago
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This is "Freddy in Space 3: Chica in Space", Scott newest parody game, sequel of "Freddy in Space 2" that got released back in 2019, you can find it on gamejolt for free here:
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the girls slaying absolute penis (roxy oml AWOOOOOGA), mangle gender being "yes!" and glamrock bonnie using leather harnesses today is good ass day for queer fnaf fans
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nightlilly0110 · 8 months ago
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I’m making my way through 100%-ing Hi-Fi Rush and I have so many fucking questions about Kale and his motives. And yeah, he can be boiled down to “evil corporate CEO that just wants more customers/more money” but like. I need to know how he got to that point considering Roxanne is the exact opposite of him in regard to how they conduct business. So I have a bunch of questions about that whole thing under the cut. Disclaimer that this might sound like I’m making up excuses for Kale’s behaviour or try to villainize his family but I’m just sort of posing hypotheticals and don’t consider any of these real options, they’re more like theories.
Did he hate his family so much that he decided to be the exact opposite of them?
The creator of Hi-Fi Rush has stated that while Kale has no listed age, he places him at about 38, giving a 15-year age gap between him and Peppermint. Roxanne is also stated to have created a rift within her family by throwing herself into her work and there’s no mention of Kale and Peppermint’s dad, so chances are that Kale was left in charge of his sister, who took all of their mom’s attention as Kale states that he’s not the favourite. Did he look at Roxanne doing everything for other people and decide he wasn’t going to be like that? If he didn’t “decide” to be the opposite, maybe it subconsciously wormed its way in there after being forced to essentially be a parent in high school?
Did he genuinely believe he was doing the right thing with SPECTRA?
I always find it interesting that Kale frames SPECTRA as “freeing” consumers from choices. I wonder if there was a tiny bit of truth to that in that he somehow thought he was doing something right. His blurb in the model viewer does say that he doesn’t want to do much work (again, probably after seeing Roxanne ignore them in favour of work) but he overcomplicates his plans when trying to find ways to avoid work (like the whole fucking back-up plan). But also maybe he thought he was doing the right thing in that, again, he grew up poor and got it in his head that finding whatever way to increase his profits (read: financial security) is the best thing/would get his mother to stop working/would make her proud of him. Or maybe he did think this was a morally correct choice as his overactive imagination (ok I know the vlogs in the SPECTRA room are parodying other video games and just for the gag but this still kinda means Kale is coming up with wild fucking shit) prevents him from making choices on what to do and he thinks everyone has this sort of paralysis in getting things done?
What happened to the dad?
Did he leave and this was part of the rift that caused the kids to drift away from Roxanne? Is he dead? Is Kale somehow responsible and/or blamed for it or thinks either Peppermint or Roxanne are responsible for it?
Why is Peppermint the favourite?
Similar personalities? Is it because Peppermint was better at engineering and programming than Kale was? Bias towards the younger sibling? Does Kale look too much like his dad? Did Roxanne see him at his worst and decide not to touch those issues with a 40-foot pole? I NEED TO KNOW.
What is The Accident?
What kind of accident did Peppermint go through? Is someone to blame? Did the dad get hurt/die because of it? Were Kale and Roxanne caught in the same accident? Kale’s blurb only says that he replaced his body, but it could be that he needed to replace his body, perhaps because of an accident? Roxanne made Peppermint’s leg - if Kale was also in the same accident, wouldn’t she have made something for him too? (Meaning that either she didn’t make anything personal for him and he did what he needed with company tech or she did and he replaced it, I’m getting sidetracked) What if Kale caused the accident somehow? What if Peppermint did? What if Roxanne did? What if I’m reading too much into it?
Did Kale meet the department heads before or after he took over?
Are they friends or just coworkers? Did they influence him to become the corporate scumbag he is presently? Did he influence them?
Did Kale actually make SPECTRA?
Peppermint makes it clear that he stole the idea for Project Armstrong from their mom and that he’s taking credit for everything she did. I know this is meant to be commentary on CEOs acting like they are doing work when it’s the lower level workers that are actually doing everything. So like, does Kale actually have any tech literacy at all or does he just profit off of others? And again, he wants to do the least amount of work possible. Also, if he didn’t actually make the AI, then who did and why? If he didn’t actually make it, is it another one of Roxanne’s projects? Zanzo’s? Third party supervillain who we might see in a sequel?
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officeobject · 2 months ago
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Mrs Potato Head, but it’s about addiction (song parody)
Description: I don’t support Melanie Martinez. I don’t know how technology works, but allegedly, she won’t get money and stuff, from her music, if you listen to it slowed or sped up or something. 2025 February 10 (same day as the Mister Manners song parody). Edit: I corrected year date.
🎶If you weren’t born like her …
You can raise yourself to rise up more …
Just be sure to read the warning, kid,
‘Cause you ain’t happy if it isn’t you thinking things …
SEXUAL.
Hey GIRL,
If you wanna feel
SEXUAL,
You could always get a boyfriend - be polite and all.
He’ll shove his knife in ya,
Like an animal …
Kids forever! Kids forever!
Turn from pathetic dog, to female alpha!
Don’t be dramatic, just changing your mindset. NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU’RE SUCH A CREEP, BITCH!🎶
🎶Oh,
Roxanne, wolf, tell me, 
Is it true that my peers hate me?
Is it correct, that I won’t live happy? Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, 
I’M ASKING YOU, TELL ME, 
HOW, do I get brain-surgery? 
Do you swear you’ll stay forever, 
Even if I’m more intense than intended?
(Even if I’m more intense than intended)?🎶
🎶If you want a little more CONFIDENCE -
Furries draw what they love, yeah, it’s common sense.
All you need’s a couple more creams for snouts,
And ten thousand muzzles of lace you hate, to shut your mouth.
It’s such a waste … when a little pup prefers to have zos mother’s face … but consequences of over-steps doesn’t teach zo things … being left with maybe only harsh words lead to self-hate …
Kids forever! Kids forever!
Turn from pathetic dog, to female alpha!
Don’t be dramatic, just changing your mindset. NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU’RE SUCH A CREEP, BITCH!🎶
🎶Oh,
Roxanne, wolf, tell me, 
Is it true that my peers hate me?
Is it correct, that I won’t live happy? Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, 
I’M ASKING YOU, TELL ME,
HOW, do I get brain-surgery? 
Do you swear you’ll stay forever, 
Even if I’m more intense than intended?
Stay
Forever!
Stay
Forever!
Even if I’m more intense than intended.
Stay
Forever!
Stay
Forever!
Even if I’m more intense than intended.
Oh,
Roxanne, wolf, tell me, 
Is it true that my peers hate me?
Is it correct, that I won’t live happy? Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, 
I’M ASKING YOU, TELL ME,
HOW, do I get brain-surgery? 
Do you swear you’ll stay forever, 
Even if I’m more intense than intended?
STAY
FOREVER!
STAY
FOREVER!
Even if I’m more intense than intended.
STAY
FOREVER!
STAY
FOREVER!
Even if I’m more intense than intended.
STAY
FOREVER!
STAY
FOREVER!
Even if I’m more intense than intended.
STAY
FOREVER!
STAY
FOREVER! Even if I’m more intense than intended.🎶
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wigmonster · 1 year ago
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my secret skill is that im really good at coming up with impromptu parodies of songs. ive got a parody of roxanne by the police that's about mothman. just locked and loaded.
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princesshillaryellaworld25 · 9 months ago
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Redesign of two of my Spongebob Parodies ocs
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Roxanne Angel/ Naughty Flies oc
I gave her a blue crop-top with XOXO bad girl on it
She has black horns now
She wears purple eye shadow
Wearing a golden bracelet
Wears black leggings
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Sick Melody/Sickpants oc
Changed her eyes to purple
gave her star earrings
Gave her a pink necklace
These are my redesigns of two Spongebob parodies ocs
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ahfucknuggets567 · 10 months ago
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Megamind swap au??? In this economy?
yes, actually. I have been getting into the Megamind fandom very recently and as a fandom random, It is a duty to make a megamind au. I have seen some concepts of a Megamind swap au floating but to me they never feel realized. So here's probably a part one to this Megamind Swap au.
Megamind <--> Roxanne
This is one is plain old obvious. They're each other love interests and have some similarities to each other. Plus we got have very good idea for Roxanne's villain name, Temptress.
Metroman <--> Bernard
Now this is where it gets interesting! I did for two reasons. One, Bernard and Roxanne do seem close enough. Not friends probably but still and he's the other major human being that could feasibly swap with Wayne. Two, you know how Megamind and Metroman are meant to parody Superman and Lex Luthor. I thought what would be fun was for swapped! Roxanne and Bernard to be parodying Batman and The Joker. Another pair of an iconic superhero and his nemesis. Bernard is snarky, montone, and very dry which fits with a Batman parody. Imagine Roxanne in a sexy clown costume.
Minion <--> Hal Stewart
If I'm switching Roxanne and Megamind. Might as well switch their companions. Hal in this way will be a whole lot chill. He's meant to be like a younger brother to Roxanne. And no creepiness or incel behavior on this. Just a dorky jackal esque alien brother. Minion on the other hand is a helicopter older brother. He's way over protective of Megamind and will kill Roxanne if given the chance. He has the merits of a hero, especially with the justice aspect but gone to the extremes.
The next part of this does well, will be dealing with the sequel characters. I will trying to make them better in the process but hey, whatever happens. Happens.
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star-trek-pop-quiz · 1 year ago
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Star Trek POP-QUIZ #29
( 04 / 05 / 2024 )
Question 1. Which director is known for directing for both Star Trek and Star Wars? a. J.J. Abrams b. NIcholas Meyer c. Roxann Dawson d. Kate Mulgrew
Bonus Question: Which of these people has not directed for Star Trek?
Question 2. TRUE OR FALSE R2-D2 appears in Star Trek.
Bonus Question: Where?
Question 3. Which Star Trek species is based off of a Star Wars main character? a. Vorta b. Romulans c. Organians d. Breen
Bonus Question: Which Star Wars main character are they based off?
Question 4. Which Star Trek actor appears in the Star Wars parody 'Spaceballs'? a. Tim Russ b. Zachary Quinto c. John de Lancie d. Patrick Stewart
Question 5. Fill-in Question! Which came first Star Trek or Star Wars?
Score: __/ 5 + 3 bonus ( Answers under cut )
Question 1. A. J.J. Abrams
+ Kate Mulgrew.
Question 2. TRUE. R2-D2 appears 2009's Star Trek reboot, as part of space-debris.
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Question 3. d. Breen
+ Princess Leia.
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Question 4. a. Tim Russ
youtube
Question 5. Star Trek. Star Wars came out 11 years after ( in 1977 ).
May the Fourth be with you all 🖖
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321spongebolt · 1 year ago
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"What if Metro Man had a sidekick? (Version 1)"
A month ago, "Megamind Rules!" aired on Peacock to negative reviews. I dared myself to see that show to see if it was as bad as everyone made it out to be, only for me to find out that it was more mediocre than terrible. But before that show was even announced, I had two possible "What if..." scenarios regarding Metro Man. This is the first version of my "Megamind What if...".
As everyone probably knows, the movie was meant to be a parody of "Superman". Heck, Metro Man can be seen as an expy of Superman. And it got me thinking, if Metro Man had a puppy dog with him when he and Megamind were babies sent to earth in escape pods, he would've been called "Metro Mutt", who's supposed to be a parody of Superman's dog, Krypto. Metro Mutt would have the same powers as Metro Man, but could be more intelligent that his owner. My thought was that if he saw his master being weakened with copper, he would've been devastated when he sees what looked like a skeleton wearing Metro Man's cape, implying his death.
And with Metro Mutt in despair, Roxanne Ritchi would've adopted him as the only thing she would have left of Metro Man. In fact, whenever Megamind turns into Bernard with his Disguise Generator Watch, Metro Mutt would angrily growl at Bernard and try to attack him, only for Roxanne to shoo him away despite his warnings. But after the disastrous dinner when Megamind morphs from Bernard to his normal self, Roxeanne would've realized Metro Mutt was telling the truth all along, and could later apologize to the dog.
Despite the differences Metro Mutt and Megamind have, they still work together to find Metro Man, who has revealed himself to have retired being a superhero by faking his death. I was thinking that if Metro Mutt did get to see his owner again, seeing that he's still alive, maybe Metro Mutt would've retired too, since I thought he should go wherever his owner goes (assuming Metro Man can have a spot in the music industry for his pet).
This may not be a perfect storyline, but that's just one of my "what if" scenarios. And if you ask about if Metro Mutt should be able to talk, I'd probably say that he could (similar to the Cartoon Network show, "Krypto the Superdog"), or just have his talking be from his perspective as everyone else would only just hear dog noises coming from Metro Mutt (similar to works like "Madagascar", "Ratatouille", or even "The Secret Life of Pets").
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demonangelgirl134 · 2 years ago
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Did you ever look back
By me ^^
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I've recently been into the ratchet and clank franchise, and I drew an oc for it on my last Drawing Magma with @fangirls-other-art /@hey-imma-fangirl named Lara Gasket
I mentioned that she fell in love with Dr. Nefarious, and I realized that her relationship with him would be similar to that of Megamind and Roxanne Richie except slightly different, so I drew this comic parody of one of my favorite scenes from the Megamind movie
This took me three days to complete 🥲
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sofiamantegafan110 · 1 year ago
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NEW X-MEN/PITCH PERFECT
JUST SAW PITCH PERFECT YESTERDAY AND I LOVE IT. SO, LIKE MOST THINGS, I DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW X-MEN PARODY OF THE FILM! IN THIS VERSION, THE KIDS ARE ALL HUMAN AND COLLEGE STUDENTS AND I DECIDED TO MATCH CHARACTERS IN THE FILM WITH WHO I THOUGHT WOULD BE A PERFECT NXM COUNTERPART. I'VE DONE THE SAME WITH SOME HORROR MOVIES TOO, IN CASE YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.
THE CAST:
LAURA KINNEY AS BECA (LAURA'S BEEN THE MAIN CHARACTER TWICE!)
JULIAN KELLER AS JESSE
PHOEBE FROST AS AUBREY
CESSILY KINCAID AS CHLOE
ROXANNE WASHINGTON AS CYNTHIA-ROSE
SOFIA MANTEGA AS STACIE (THIS WAS A COMPLETELY HILARIOUS DECISION AND I STAND BY IT)
"MANIC" MEGAN GWYNN AS FAT AMY (I CAME UP WITH THAT NICKNAME FOR PIXIE ON THE SPOT)
RUTH ALDINE AS LILY
CALLIE BETTO AS JESSICA
JESSICA AND SARAH VALE AS DENISE AND ASHLEY (I NEEDED TWO BACKGROUND CHARACTERS)
QUENTIN QUIRE AS BUMPER
HOPE ABBOTT AS MARY ELISE
ALANI RYAN AS KORI (I REALLY LIKED THIS CHARACTER, SO I WAS KINDA DISAPPOINTED WITH HOW SHE TURNED OUT)
SARAH KINNEY AS BECA'S DAD (ANOTHER IMPROMPTU AND HILARIOUS DECISION ON MY PART)
JOSH FOLEY AS BENJI
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE CAST IS MAINLY ACADEMY X KIDS. THAT'S BECAUSE I'M HOPING TO WATCH THE SECOND AND THIRD MOVIES SOON AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD INCLUDE SOME CHARACTERS FROM THE JEAN GREY SCHOOL AND KRAKOAN ERAS THERE! IF YOU'VE SEEN PITCH PERFECT AND LIKE MY CHOICES, DON'T BE AFRAID TO SPEAK UP AND SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS!
AND IF YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE PARODY IDEAS THAT I'VE MADE, JUST LET ME KNOW!
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UPDATES!!!!!!
I JUST SAW THE OTHER PITCH PERFECT MOVIES AND I HAVE SO MANY NEW IDEAS!!!!
FIRST OFF, SOFIA WILL BE PLAYING FLO IN THE THIRD MOVIE INSTEAD OF STACIE. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHY, WATCH IT.
THERE WILL ALSO BE LAURIE COLLINS AS EMILY AND IARA DOS SANTOS AS FLO (PP2).
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universepines7102 · 2 years ago
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The Ronniecoln Multiverse 2
I made another Spider-Man Parody art for the second time. But now with Lupe Loud (@miguelangelsuarezlizarazo's OC), Robert Loud (my OC) and Roxanne Loud (@monsterfan50's OC).
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macaroni-rascal · 2 years ago
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Okay, I have to do the men first while they're still fresh in my mind.
Malinin wtf, that's one of the worst outfits I've ever seen. It's giving ClipArt, it's giving shitty MySpace photo edits done in MS Paint, it's giving WinAmp skin. And it's a freaking Succession program - a simple ribbed black turtleneck sweater would've sufficed, but no. At least he's improved his movement quality.
Kevin with the slay of the weekend so far, such a shame it was to Bolero. I had forgotten it was Bolero and then the dread of the realization set in when the music started. His gloves were stained red by the blood gushing from my eardrums. But when he was standing in the middle of the ice, hip cocked, staring down the judges? Iconic. He needs to close his shirt a little bit and it needs some sort of intricate beading or a pattern or something, it's all a bit plain and boxy again and dark. And the hair again - truly reminiscent of some of Scott's worst post-retirement moments.
Shun, if you're gonna skate to the Four Seasons, then why dress like the cracked earth of the Atacama Desert? It looked better up close and I'm sure it looked great as a drawing, but it had these skeletal lines that made me wonder if it was a Halloween costume. It looked like if someone ripped the ruffles off of one of Yuzuru's old costumes and ran over it with their car in the mud.
Nozomu - this costume is too literal and silly and it belongs on a cruise ship show, not a senior GP. If a novice boy was wearing this, it'd be cute, but this is a grown-ass man. I did like the color and beading on the vest upon closer inspection and default bonus points for not wearing black pants, but the music selections were too heavy and dramatic for such a childish outfit. And I thought we'd left the boot covers behind in the early 90s, wth.
An Eteri boy? In this economy? The ripping-open of the shirt is such a cheap Dani G gimmick as to be a parody of itself at this point. And a red shirt for Roxanne? Groundbreaking. At least he's appropriately attired for what he is to his coach - just another Redshirt.
Deniss would be my main B if it weren't for the problems. I love how the audience was creaming itself as soon as he started moving. I looooved the fuchsia color, but let's be real for a sec - that's a blouse. He's wearing a blouse. But I don't care. He looked like a slutty pirate and I'm here for it. That said, his body was performing, but his face wasn't, and I hate that for him, because he's the only boy here who could bomb and still get a standing O.
Gogo's shirt was having an identity crisis. Was it supposed to be kimono-inspired? Is the music from some obscure sci-fi show and this shirt is somehow based on an alien civilization? Because both short sleeves over long ones and a scarf (that's just a little shorter than the shirt) under a belt is a lot to be going on. Was the costume brief "just fuck my shit up"? The color wasn't bad and it suited his complexion, but the gloves were an unnecessary touch in an overall look that followed no rhyme or reason.
Litvintsev strikes again, this time with an overly literal costume and a community theater interpretation of a toy soldier that he doesn't have the rizz to make camp enough to work. The ruffled collar I found to be personally offensive.
Tatsuya wearing a random, loosely fitting tactical outfit and skating to contemporary classical music, because those two things somehow go together. Whatever.
Naumov's shirt I possibly liked best, but that's mostly because it was slim pickings out there. It was more interesting up close, but the little colorful islands of rhinestones just looked like stains in wide shots. I liked the ombre, it was well-positioned and the shirt was well-constructed and fit him well.
Torgs strikes again, this time in a system failure blue crewneck sweater someone tested black and white eyeliner swatches onto. I'm issuing an arrest warrant for whoever is responsible, he should demand his money back. At least he had a redemption skate.
Nordeback with the laziest Batman costume. I can't even be bothered to comment. His performance def was a dark knight of the soul.
I'm gonna give on sentence on each skater along with you, as a fun game.
Ilia: Why, bro...just why?
Kevin: V necks are apparently the reason for the season, but I'm not sure if they are in.
Shun: You nailed it so hard I have nothing to add besides a crisp thumbs up.
Nozomu: Boot covers should be outlawed unless you are skating to Kinky Boots, then an allowance will be made, but only if BOTH skaters wear bright red knee high boot covers.
Eteri boy: Ugh.
Deniss: Oh, Deniss.
Gogolev: Every time he skates I think: does he hate this?
Litvintsev: Camp is only camp if it's camp and this wasn't camp.
Tatsuya: Boring.
Naumov: Pretty solid.
Torgashev: What a choice.
Nordeback: Rough stuff.
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