#rottenpumpkin13

[soldiersocialmedia]

i still haven't stopped thinking about genesis in the shower thanks. i'm trying to have a normal conversation with someone and I can't pay attention because GENESIS

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I REGRET NOTHING :3c

I will be going to bed soon so I have inserted this image into my dreams. I have PLAYED MYSELF LIKE A GD FIDDLE.

[misspieckfinger]

Realistically he’d have a corporate insta curated & run by a professional. He’s the public face of Soldier, they use him to recruit & sell products. Shinra is the military, the government & the private sector for most of Gaia. This would be like if a pop star were an influencer employed by the pentagon. Brands don’t do well if the face gets canceled. Sephiroth is not the person who would get away with posting random odds & ends.

He’d probably have a finsta that like a handful of people can see under a different name that work isn’t aware of & that’s it.

Sephiroth's Instagram

ShinRa has Sephiroth create an official Instagram account both to combat the growing number of fake accounts and to boost his image. They come to regret this decision 2 weeks later.

• One time Genesis gifted Sephiroth a bong and told him it was a vintage humidifier. Sephiroth reorganized his office and proudly posted a picture of it with the bong in the background.

• He posted a nice picture of him, Genesis and Angeal together, but chose then to address the rumors. So the caption is just: We did not have a threesome.

• Mirror selfie to show how shiny his new pauldrons were. In the background Zack and Cloud were seen eating dog biscuits.

• To show that he cares for his supporters and does receive their kind gifts, Sephiroth posted a picture of himself wearing a pair of sunglasses gifted to him by a fan. The problem? They were pot leaf sunglasses.

• He once accidentally went live during a meeting, where in the 20 seconds you could hear Lazard say "Take Genesis for example. He's been sleeping for thirty minutes. Are we going to wake him up? No. Why? Because it's exhausting being an inconvenient bitch with the personality of a mop bucket all day."

• When he posted a candid picture of Genesis eating an apple and decided to caption it with a fun fact Angeal told him: He ate chalk as a child.

• When he went live to demonstrate how to properly oil a sword and Zack walked by in the background, started twerking, realized Sephiroth was live, cringed in horror, then in his attempt to escape ran face-first into a wall.

• Mirror selfie that he captions "outfit of the day"

@ AngealHewley commented: It's the outfit of every day. We wear uniforms.

• Sephiroth posts a picture of himself at a nice lake in Kalm and captions it "Beautiful day"

Genesis is visibly drowning in the background.

• He has a highlight reel titled "friendship" and it's just 87 videos of him going "scare cam!" and scaring the shit out of Genesis, Angeal, Zack and Cloud. The last one in the series was him trying to scare Cloud, who had a hot cup of tea in his hands. The audio of said video is just "Scare cam! OW THAT'S HOT!"

• When he was made to stand beside Rufus Shinra for a photo at an event. Sephiroth later posted that picture to Instagram with Rufus visibly cropped out.

• He started taking pictures of stray cats throughout Midgar and giving them each names on the caption. Some notable ones are Cheese grater, Umbrella, Airplane, Egg, Criticism, Water Heater, and a black cat he named Anti-capitalism

• When he posted an embarassing picture of Genesis in his teenage emo phase. Caption read: Throwback. @ GenesisRhapsodosOfficial commented: I will throw back a brick in your face

• Sephiroth organized his closet and proudly posted a picture of it. The comment section was filled with observations of how there was not a single shirt in that man's closet.

• When he took a picture of the gray, lifeless Midgar night sky and captioned it: Look at the stars. They're so bright from here.

• Picture of him shaking hands with president shinra at an event. The caption read I was forced to take this pictureDelete. Delete. Delete.

The text to speech failed.

• Sephiroth took a picture of a random puddle of Mako on the lab floors. Captioned it: Mmm, juice.

• He took a picture of Angeal, Genesis, Zack and Cloud playing twister. It's chaos, they're messy, toppled on top of each other and laughing. Sephiroth captioned it "Home"

[prismaticpichu]

In addition to the familial groupings of muffins, Angeal has walked into the room to find Sephiroth & Genesis arguing about~

• How deep a pan is before it becomes pot

• The verb “itch”

• If listening to an audio book is considered reading

• If a fence is a wall

• How to pronounce “epitome”

• Toilet paper placement

• Genesis’s dream in which Seph stole his wallet

• The plural of lasagna

• How to write an 8

• If they were going to have an argument

• If snakes had chins

• How to pronounce “gif”

• If soup is eaten or drank

• What Seph’s middle name is (bud he doesn’t even have a last-)

• If Zack’s name is Zack or Zackary

• What does the fox say

• How many years Willy Wonka should be in jail for

• If turning “up” the A/C makes it hotter or colder

• What fruit would win in a battle royale

• If Oregon Trail promotes communism

• If a pound of feathers or bricks weighs more

• Seph making the sink wet

[rosy-crow]

The Alissa Situation

(She’s the Blair Witch) (Maybe Jenova) (Purple sus)

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

Here’s the woman named Alissa in FS2 who is a “second class soldier” and supposedly the fourth and only surviving missing soldier in the forbidden sector of Wutai. There were four in total, three of whom are dead, but is she really the fourth?

BECAUSE GEE DOESN’T SHE LOOK FAMILIAR

She is now currently part of the team after being rescued. There are camera footage flash-forwards of her talking and at one point she says this:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

AND THEN SHE SMIRKS ABOUT IT TOTALLY NOT SUS.

She has purple flashing around her, just like @rottenpumpkin13 pointed out. PURPLE SUS AF.

And right after she smirks all KNOWINGLY, it cuts in the flash-forward sequence to the creepy Hojo apparition. Those you fear and love, etc..

Not convinced? This is what happens when she is introduced:

Sephiroth jumps and it flashes to the photo of Lucrecia briefly

She says this, and well, only a little bit earlier Sephiroth was dreaming about this:

Even Lucrecia’s (“Jenova” from Seph’s perspective because Hojo lied about the name) character art is incredibly similar to Alissa’s. And in the dream, she and Miniroth hug.

Hmm. But then Alissa takes it to the next level and says this:

GIRL CAN EITHER READ THE KID LIKE AN OPEN BOOK OR SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DOING—

Or

I DON’T KNOW BUT ALSO IN THE HALLOWEEN EVENT LAST YEAR WITH GLENN AND SEPH, THE ENEMY MONSTER POSED AS AN INNOCENT KID THAT HELPED GLENN AND SEPH ALL ALONG AND SO…..HMMM….

[consumedshadow-mysticmc]

You have one heck of a stomach to be eating all those things. Reminds me of a fanfict were Sephiroth eats a PHS

Dinner for one...

[floralcyanidee]

can you recomend some dark smut (and maybe come noncon👀) fics for cillian murphy and his characters?

thank you!

yesss! some of the people listed are some of my favorite ever writers btw <3

tumblr:

@mypoisonedvine most of their work is dark/noncon/dubcon! (masterlist)

@babybluebex here (dubcon, robert fischer), here, here, and here (yandere, jonathan crane)

@burnyouwithacigarettelighter here (sorta dubcon/noncon, jonathan crane), here (dubcon/noncon, neil lewis) they also have a dark jackson rippner work coming soon!

ao3:

@/dittywrites here (dark stuff overall, read warnings! jonathan crane)

@/rottenpumpkin13 here (dubcon, jonathan crane)

@/justwantedmynametobereallylong (NotThisAgain) here (dubcon, jonathan crane)

@/milkywaykitten here (dubcon, jonathan crane)

@/finnieston_crane here (dubcon, jonathan crane)

@/guttermutt here (noncon, jonathan crane)

@/slut4thebroken here (noncon, jonathan crane) (they're also on tumblr @slut4thebroken and are planning some other dark fics for jonathan crane and jackson rippner)

there's a plethora of dark fics on ao3, there's sooo many (too many to post all of them) but I hope you enjoy these! <3

[strayheartless]

AGSZC and being read to:

Inspired by this ask answer by @rottenpumpkin13 ❤️

I do not apologise for the amount of pain I’m inflicting recently. But know that I am also in pain.😅

Angeal: bedtime stories were important to Angeal’s bedtime routine growing up. He liked when his dad read to him because he did all the voices and made shadow puppets on the wall with the bedside lamp. They couldn’t always afford books, but there was a local library and Gillian seemed keen for him to be imaginative and creative.

As he got older, guided reading homework was a good way to spend one on one time with either parent, and Angeal lived for calm evenings sat leaning on his father as his mother cooked dinner and Angeal read aloud bolstered by their soft praise.

As an adult Angeal is less interested in fiction and fantasy, instead loving history and horticulture books. He does enjoy fiction about self discovery -especially if the protagonist is escaping to heal in nature- but he mostly likes to learn when he reads.

Genesis: As one would expect, Genesis lives for reading. As a child His Nannie read to him and her soothing Banoran lilt smoothed out any of that anxious energy that bothered him though the day. For Genesis one of the most painful things about his childhood was that his mother never read to him. She was never in the mood to listen to him read and even when they had mother son days, she would send him to bed with a promise of tucking him in and saying goodnight, and never would. These were times when little Genesis sat on the end of the bed all night waiting with a story book in his little hands and his heart hurting.

As an adult Genesis is most offended when people complain about his reading aloud. It helps him self sooth and he will literally read anything put in front of him ms LOVELESS will always be his comfort read, but he has been known to enjoy vampire romance and high fantasy novels too.

Genesis is at his most relaxed when reading to his friends or when Angeal or Sephiroth return the favour by reading to him. As kids he and Angeal read to eachother and it’s Genesis’ safe place to be read to by him. Sephiroth’s voice is, however, the one that can put Genesis to sleep in a good way. It is an extremely important part of a bonding process to Genesis that he can share language and stories with them in this way. His friends understand that this is Genesis’ most intimate love language.

Sephiroth: he was never read to as a child, unless you count that short barely remembered time with professor Gast. He also has a vague memory of a brown haired woman who smelled like flowers and dirt but he doesn’t know who she was. He read aloud alone or with his tutors and it always felt sterile and uncomfortable growing up.

As an adult he craves being read to like nothing he’s ever craved before. It aches so painfully that Angeal and Genesis see it on his face when they do. There has been many times when they have tactfully not drawn attention to the tears he sheds when Angeal reads him a kids book he’d never had the chance to read. They never point out that he clings to Genesis like a enraptured toddler when he shows him illustrations in his book of folk law. Reading out loud is still extremely difficult for Sephiroth, and he’s not always comfortable enough to do it. But the nights that he is are so special that none of them talk, just bask in it.

Zack: Zack is not a big reader. He wasn’t really very creative as a child and bedtime stories were kind of lost on him due to his attention wandering. His mother created a way to engage him creatively by telling stories in a “choose your own adventure” kind of way that had Zack moving and thinking but this didn’t really work for bedtime.

Growing up getting Zack to do his reading logs was a pain because he hated being made to sit and look. He did it, but it was an ordeal for everyone involved.

As an adult Zack still doesn’t really get any pleasure from reading or being read to. He can’t sit still long enough and prefers movies and video games. He likes things that keep him moving and engaged.

Cloud: reading with his mama was always Clouds safe place as a child. A lot of his childhood was spent with his nose stuck firmly in a book as he leant against his Mama’s legs as she washed dishes; or curling up in blankets but he fire listening to her read. This makes reading an incredibly personal thing to him and it horrified him to find out that Sephiroth never had that, and that Zack didn’t want it.

For Cloud the only bright spots of his childhood were the books he read with his mother and the moments they shared together. It was the time he felt the most loved and when it’s gone Cloud finds that the ache is one that never leaves. He doesn’t read like that with anyone else until Denzel and Marlene, and he hopes that they have the same associations with his voice as he had with his mothers.

He finds comfort in listening to others read and like Genesis it is one of his most intimate love language but you have to be truely special for Cloud to share that with you.

[hiddentrails7]

I tried to only do one for every fandom I'm interested in right now lol

Thanks @shadowsageingempress for tagging me :)

@sephirthoughts @rottenpumpkin13 + anyone that wants to join <3

[ilminnestrone]

What do you think Genesis' childhood was like?

Genesis' adoptive mother had wanted him for a long time and had awaited his arrival with trepidation. So when the little one was placed in her arms, and she did not immediately feel a surge of unconditional love, she felt her blood run cold. How was that possible? He was her son, the only one she would ever have, and the much-vaunted maternal instinct had not exploded like all the other mothers in Banora had promised. Every night the baby cried for hours, inconsolable, and she cried too, as quietly as he was loud, rocking him without even looking at him. She really (really) tried. But every tiny scream was a knife through her chest, reminding her she wasn’t his actual mother.

Genesis showed signs of great intelligence early on, learning to speak and read before his peers. But he was smart enough to realise that he could only show it in ways his parents liked: in front of guests he was encouraged to express himself and show his maturity, but after every important dinner he was asked why he said that sentence or how he came up with that story. He soon learned that it was better to smile, ask permission to get up and go to his room to read. He could not make a fool of himself, for that would be his parents fault.

Speaking of dinners: he was accustomed to fine foods from an early age, and he developed an excellent palate for his age. That came with a nice share of diet culture too, of course, with his mother telling him to eat less not to get fat and his father telling him to eat more because he was too small. Junk food was strictly forbidden in his home, so much so that on his first night in Midgar he literally dragged Angeal to the filthiest burger place in town. The first bite was like being born again, and Geal had to tell him to stop moaning.

He never lacked for material things. Every toy or fashionable dress was bought on the day it was released. As soon as Genesis was old enough to have his own tastes, he was given any gadget that interested him. By the time he was fourteen, he owned practically the entire Silver Elite merchandising department. Anything was fine as long as it was heavily gendered: Genesis' father was very particular about colours and themes. Blue, black, brown and grey were masculine colours. Period. So when he was twelve, he stole a lipstick from his mother for the sole reason that it was red: he wore it just once, in front of the mirror, in the middle of the night, and it felt like a revolution. That night he decided to let his hair grow.

When he got old enough to hang around by himself, Angeal became his whole world. They climbed every single tree in Banora and swam every inch of the river together. They spied on girls bathing, and that’s when Genesis realised their opinions on the matter probably diverged.

One day he came home with a flute. He had already learnt some simple tunes by practising down by the river. His father took it away and asked him where he had got such an object, and he answered honestly: "Gillian Hewley gave it to me”. It was the only time his father ever slapped him, calling him a homophobic slur. When he tried to drag him by his hair, telling something about its length, Genesis laughed. He laughed for hours, hysterically. His father never dared to touch him again. He was thirteen.

[soldiersocialmedia]

@rottenpumpkin13 replied to your post “RISE UP FELLOW FERAL GENESIS SIMPS!”:

*screeching while banging pots and pans together*

​*RECITES LOVELESS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS*

[featherlumina]

Oh my god I can see the scene in my head, just a bunch of Genesis copies doing the most absolutely insane stunts and everything is on fire, meanwhile the original Genesis is doing a dramatic solo reading of LOVELESS...

Tbh they'd probably be doing those stunts to tell the story of LOVELESS let's be real

Alright allow me to say something in Red Truth real quick *clears throat* Genesis is not a clown. Genesis is the entire circus.

Considering he has multiple copies of himself, yeah, he can populate a small clown city if he wishes to

[salternateunreality2]

Genesis has multiple PhDs (yes I know this isn't how it works in real life, shhhh)

@rottenpumpkin13 and @birdblacksocialclub (giant Genesis nerds) and @strayheartless (who was talking about this with me) or @ anyone who has opinions, please add your thoughts/fields of study.

He found out there was a program in the Shinra compensation package for people to pursue higher education, and that it didn't have a limit on PhDs. So far, he's studied and received accolades in:

Literature

Botany

Political Science

[kbius6]

@rottenpumpkin13 I made the Nibleheim Incident with Spongebob cards, I defiently used a bit more video than necessary but here it is lol. Now we all can experience your dream 😂

[rosy-crow]

WAIT WE CAN’T FORGET HIM @rottenpumpkin13

[silvergreenseraphim]

I might end up having to divide the nearly 14 minutes of Vines I made into three separate videos 🥲

This is just part one. The youtube link is here. Enjoy guys 😂

(By the way, I owe a lot of inspiration to @rottenpumpkin13’s hilarious blog for these, hahaha)

[ilminnestrone]

Sending a self-ask because I didn't answered the only thing that @rottenpumpkin13 expliclty asked for.

Genesis does not believe in the concept of aftercare any more than he believes in the concept of foreplay: it is all part of the Rhapsodos package. Or rather, it is part of a dialectic built up between the participants, just like everything else in the experience. He does not believe that it serves to prevent negative emotions (in fact, he would never admit that the post-sex blues have a bittersweet taste that is worth knowing from time to time), but rather to accompany and share them. If you feel like crying, trauma dumping, insulting him, that's okay: there are no emotions that are unworthy of acceptance.

It is about searching for different, more relaxing and softer sensations, but always remaining in an extremely sensory realm: gentle touches replace eager mouths, sighs and whispers replace moans and whimpers, lazy kisses replace bites. But cuddling with Commander Rhapsodos could be a hazard that easily leads to round two. Or three. Lips sliding down from the chin to the throat. A hand grabbing a bit further than the hip.

"Oh, tired darling? Just stay comfy, I'll take care of you..."

The first aim of Genesis is to avoid unnecessary embarrassment: it has just spent an hour inside you, why should you feel uncomfortable? For Genesis, sex is just another means of communication, to be explored or not, with whomever he feels like it: to think of it as something to be ashamed of the next morning is just nonsense. So if you were having a glass of wine before you ended up snogging, it will be the perfect time to finish the bottle. If he was teasing you for a bold statement, he will go back to joking as before. If he was reciting an act of LOVELESS he will pick up where he left off. The only difference being that he will do so comfortably lying down with a satisfied lover dozing off between his arms.

And if they just want to go, a quick caress on the door and a last kiss is the bare minimum. But if they stay, they’re definitely getting renewed attentions in the morning. Easily, not asking for more if they don't want to, agreeing with a smirk if they're game.

"Shower, darling?"

"I'll get us coffee, want anything else?"

"Need a lift, sunshine?".

Casually, said with the same playful tone to a partner, a lover or a friend. What’s the difference, anyway?