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For all the shit i talk about my old youth leader's sermons sometimes, at least when i was in the church he wasn't a doomsday preacher and told us that there have been a lot of end times scares in history and we dont have any reason to think ours will be the real end other than that we are the ones living it. Life will keep going
#ex catholic#ex christian#shay speaks#of all things to be prompted by to remember this its roseann barr's interview w alex jones from last year.
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Fandom: Roseanne Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darlene Conner/Marcy/Molly Tilden, Darlene Conner/Molly Tilden, Darlene Conner/Marcy Additional Tags: Polyamory, Poly V Relationship With Darlene Conner as Pivot, Multiamory March, To be expanded, Not Canon Compliant, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Pre-Polym for the trio as a whole anyway Summary: Molly meets Marcy, Darlene has a revelation, and Marcy decides Darlene needs new friends. Or, the thirty-one stages of Darleneâs relationships. [Title from E.T. by Katy Perry]
#MultiamoryMarch#MultiamoryMarch2023#prompt: v relationship#v relationship#ot3: darlene conner x marcy x molly tilden#v: marcy x darlene conner x molly tilden#fandom: roseanne#fanwork: fanfic
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Gala Gal ft. Blackpink Rosé
pairing: Rosé x male reader rating: Explicit wordcount: 2.8k prompt: a young journalist gets a chance of a lifetime with Rosé at a recent event.
Being a writer for a celebrity magazine has its advantages, such as getting to attend grand events like the Cannes Film Festival, or in this case, the MET Gala. Now you might think, where's the fun or excitement in that? A bunch of rich people dressed in overpriced clothing and posing on the red carpet while you have to ask them redundant questions that no one truly cares about outside a small niche of fans.
That is a reasonable question to ask, and a fair point to make. Hell, there are times when you wonder to yourself just how legitimate of a job this is. You certainly hear that question from your parents enough. But the answer to all of those questions comes from the woman currently walking towards you.
"Thank you for your time," you say to the current girl in front of you.
You have been interviewing some girl who is apparently 'the next Olivia Rodrigo,' which is a wild title to have, but you digress. As you bid her good-bye, a sudden chorus of "Rosé! Rosé over here!" erupts from the group of photographers, followed by a series of flashing light bulbs.
Your eyes flick over to the red carpet area near you to see none other than the 26-year-old starlet, Roseanne Park. Otherwise known as Rosé from Blackpink.
You have never crossed paths with her at any events you have covered; which you just toss up to bad luck or god punishing you for some crime you canât remember. Either way, it seems like you will finally be getting your chance. Judging from this distance, she is just as beautiful as she appears in all her photos.
Her blonde hair is flowing down her back while loose bangs frame her face as she smiles for the camera. She is wearing a black dress that is form-fitting at the top, held together by two thin straps, and flares outwards at the waist. Frankly, she looks stunning. It is a classy dress that still manages to spark arousal in you. Though, you will keep that last part to yourself.
It is only a few moments later that you have to compose yourself as the press woman directs Rosé towards your vicinity. Adjusting your stance, and growing erection, you cough and put on a friendly smile as she walks over.
"Hi, I'm with Eros Magazine," you introduce yourself, managing to remain composed.
"Rosie, itâs nice to meet you," she says sweetly. She is even more beautiful up close, and that smile is practically paralyzing. Given that you don't trust your tongue at the moment, you decide to keep it simple.
"So how are you tonight?" you question, knowing how many times she must have answered it already.
"I'm great! It's a little cold tonight, but I'm excited to be here," she starts in her accented voice. "I love the Museum of Arts and supporting a good cause is always great. There are so many beautiful dresses and people here. So it's all feeling great right now!" she says, remaining smiling and bubbly throughout her answer.
For your part, you merely nod your head and smile, holding the recorder up to get every word. You go through the litany of typical red carpet questions: what projects are you working on, how's the music coming; all the typical things you could hand in to your editor when a story is due. You can see the press woman getting antsy though. Typical. Figuring you only have one or two questions left, you decide to venture out a bit.
"So, you're going to be going on tour again soon, that must be exciting..."
"It is! You're actually the first one to bring that up all night," she says, a hint of surprise in her voice.
"I do like to do my homework beforehand," you joke with a grin before continuing, "That being said, how do you manage to have fun and unwind? Even at these events, you have to keep a certain image, right?"
RosĂ© is quiet at first, and for a moment, she glances around as if to check that the coast is clear before she answers, "Oh, you know the girls and I find out ways to have fun. And this is actually my third year at the Gala, so Iâve found the little tricks and ways to have some fun."
There is something about the way she looks at you as she speaks that screams there is more than meets the eye to her words. Maybe it is the coy tone to her voice or the glint in her eye as she smiles. Whatever it is, you suddenly find yourself wondering exactly what âsome fun' entails.
"By the way," Rosé says, interrupting your thoughts, "Eros Magazine...as in the Greek word for erotic love?"
Again she fixes you with that mischievous grin.
"Uh â yeah. Nice catch," you stammer, causing her to giggle.
"I like it" she says, a look you canât read in her eye. Before you can ask anything further, the press woman begins to nudge her on to the next reporter. "It was nice meeting you."
"You too, have a good one," you reply, watching her intently as she walks away.
If that is your first and last interaction with the K-pop star, then you can say it has been interesting if nothing else. You get the feeling there is more to that little minx than meets the eye, you are only disappointed that youâd likely never get the chance to delve a bit further.
Covering the event means that you gain access to the party but hardly anyone does any real reporting. After all, these kinds of events are meant for the rich and famous. To cement their status as celebrities, they then sneak off inside to where they can have their fun. For the most part, you reporters stay together, talk, and drink the free liquor that is available.
You expect your night will be spent at the bar, winding your time down until it reaches an acceptable time to call it a night. But first things first, if you are going to be here on the company dime, you might as well get your money's worth.
"I've been looking for you all night!"
You are in the middle of ordering yet another drink when a familiar accented voice reaches your ears. Turning in your stool, you lay your eyes on Roseanne Park for the second time tonight, only this time there is something a little more...loose to her demeanor. You get an explanation when you spot the glass in her hands and briefly wonder how many she had at this point.
"Me? You must be confused," you say, both amused, curious, and a bit confused, "I don't think anyone at this party has said Iâm wanted."
"Well, you are!" she says, smiling as she moves towards you, "And now that I've found you, I have something to show you."
"Don't you have famous friends to entertain?" you question more than protest as she places her drink on the bar and takes your hand.
You catch a glimpse of a hint of a pout on her features, "Donât worry, theyâre occupied." Again, there is that suggestion that something more is going on. Of course, there is the very realistic possibility that your mind is just running away with crazy, erotic theories. But that potential doesnât stop you from being any more turned on by the thought. Coupled with the fact that RosĂ© is dragging you through a gala to god-knows-where and you are practically dreaming. In that moment, she could take you to hell for all you care.
"You're going to love it, trust me," she assures, looking back at you as she continues leading.
"Oh, Iâm sure," you reply. Your mind is racing with things from a blow job to taking her from behind, so needless to say, you are a bit disappointed when she stops at your destination.
"A photo booth?" you ask, a bit amused at how silly it seems.
RosĂ© is either undeterred or doesnât register your lack of enthusiasm as she simply nods, still smiling and pulling you into the booth.
âIt's fun! Come on," the blonde insists, pulling you by the hand into the photo booth. Judging by the size of it, the booth is clearly an afterthought to the gala planners, or maybe it just isnât meant for two people at the same time to occupy it. You do your best to squeeze yourself in so she can close the curtain behind you. To your surprise, RosĂ© neatly slides onto your lap, her perfect, tight ass sitting right on top of where your hard-on has been growing for the last couple of minutes.
"Alright, so it takes six photos then prints them out there," she points to the deposit box under the screen. She either doesn't feel the bulge pressing firmly against her ass, or she is very good at playing naive.
"Okay," you nod, as if you are bothering to pay any attention to the pictures.Â
As she shimmies on your lap to get into a better position, you decide to be bold and snake your arm around her slim waist, only to receive no complaints from the pop star. A countdown shows up on the screen, and when it says CHEESE, RosĂ© throws her arms around you, smiling openly as you try and fail not to look too bewildered. The screen replays your photo, and you canât help but laugh at your own expense.
"Not bad," you grin, as the counter starts for the second photo.
"Not bad, but I think we can do better!" she says with a determined look on her face. When the screen says CHEESE again, Rosé suddenly leans over and licks the side of your face. You are so surprised you don't know how you react until the photo replays.
"Oh my god! That's great!" Rosé laughs.
You take the next few photos in the same fashion, going for ridiculous and silly in each one. After every photo, Rosé would shift her weight on your lap, rubbing against your erection each time. You are certain that she has to be well aware of what she is doing, and by the time the countdown for the last photo appears, you have made up your mind.
When the screen flashes, you turn Rosé's head to you and push your lips flush against hers. To your surprise, it takes less than half a second for her to respond, her hands moving up to cup your face. You kiss passionately like that until the simple need for air breaks you apart.
"I was starting to think all my work was for nothing," she says, a devilish grin on her face.
You raise an eyebrow at her; apparently, all your theories have just been confirmed. "You planned all this then?"
"I told you we know how to have our fun at these things," she comments, twirling a strand of hair in her finger.
"We?"
Mischief gleams in her gaze for a moment, âMaybe later. I know youâre a reporter, but you shouldnât ask too many questions.â
She places a delicate finger to your lips as she gets up off your lap. The low ceiling of the booth doesn't allow her to stand up fully, but she doesn't have to as she crouches and reaches under her dress and begins pulling down her panties. "Fuck...these things are definitely ruined. I practically soaked them."
Her comment is more to herself than you, but your cock only grows harder at the revelation. You watch as she slides her thong down past her ankles, and her eyes fall to your crotch. With nimble fingers, she works on your button and zipper, springing free your aching cock.
 "Oh wow..." she mutters, eyeing it with an animalistic hunger. "I would love to wrap my lips around that..."
"You're more than welcomed to," you groan, starting to get that sense of teasing with the amount of anticipation that is building. You are tempted to just force her head onto your cock, but you stop short when she speaks.
"Later. We don't have a lot of time."
Your disappointment at that statement is short-lived as she stands again and turns around. Rosé lifts her skirt and hovers over your lap. Grabbing hold of your member, you let out a groan as she positions it at her entrance, rubbing it for a second in her dripping juices. Unable to hold out, you thrust your hips slightly upward, causing your tip to pierce her folds.
"Mmm, somebody's anxious," she purrs, her accent coming out thick.
"Can you fucking blame me?" you say through gritted teeth, reaching out to grab her waist. Before you can yank her down, she beats you to it and spears herself on your rod. "Oh fuck," you let out, feeling how tight her petite body is.
"God, you feel fucking amazing," you mutter into her shoulder.
"Ah~...and you're...much bigger than you look," she says, clearly trying to adjust to the size she just filled herself with in one go. Apparently, the discomfort isn't so bad as she soon begins lifting and dropping herself on your cock slowly. "Try notâoohâ to get too loud," she moans out, her ass rocking against you.
"Speak for yourself," you grunt, your hands gripping her waist firmly as you start to move your hips to match the movement of hers.
You can't wrap your head around the fact that you're fucking a member of one of the most famous girl groups in the world in a photobooth at a gala with hundreds of celebrities. Thankfully, you don't need to wrap your head around it, as long as you keep fucking her. With that in mind, you take control of the pace, gripping her waist and forcing yourself up into her. Each time you spear her pussy, it's like another piece of heaven. Her pussy is squeezing you like there's no tomorrow, only increasing the pleasure you get with each thrust.
"Shit, yes, yes! Fuck me," Rosé chants in a loud whisper as she puts her hand on the console to steady herself as you thrust up into her.
"God, you're fucking tight," you moan, continuing to pound her Australian pussy. "Someone could look in here at any second."
"Oooh, I know," she lets out a shuddering breath.
"You're getting off on that, aren't you?" you continue the dirty talk, sliding a strap off her shoulder so you can push her top down to fondle her pert breast.
"Yes, yes! It fucking turns me on," Rosé pants.
For a moment, you fear she has given you away, but you're too far gone to truly care at this point. Her hands slide down the console, and you're only aware of what happens when the shutter of the camera makes you look up. Looking over Rosé's shoulder as she bounces up and down, you see your photo displayed, Rosé's mouth opened in pleasure.
Grinning to yourself, you increase the speed of your thrusts, determined to get her orgasm face by the last photo.
"OH!" she squeals, surprised by your sudden turn of action. "Oh fuck, right there. Keep going," she pants, her hand covering yours and holding it firmly against her breast.
You squeeze firmly, shoving every inch of your meat deep into her snatch. Her lithe body arches back into you. She's panting heavily, each thrust causing her to take a sharp breath. You turn her head towards you and kiss her, her hand gripping the back of your head. It's sloppy and passionate, perfectly fitting the current heated moment that is occurring.
"I'm close. I'm so fucking close," Rosé chants, continuing to grip your head as she moves her hips to yours.
A few moments later, you have to cover her mouth with your hand as she shrieks her orgasm. Her walls clench around you as she comes, her juices flooding your cock.
"I'm going to cum," you warn, knowing you aren't going to last through her orgasm.
"Mmmph," Rosé says, until you remove your hand, "In me! Cum inside me!"
You don't take a second to question it, instead thrusting your hips upward, your cock pushing into her one last time as you empty rope after rope of your seed into her womb. You continue unloading into the star for what seems like eternity until you both finally collapse in the booth. Her body heaves on top of yours as she tries to catch her breath.
"I don't think I've ever cum that hard before," you pant, causing the Blackpink singer to giggle.
"Don't speak too soon," she says, leaning back and kissing you softly on the lips. Thinking of what she could have planned only causes your cock to twitch inside her with anticipation.
One thing is for certain: this girl certainly knows how to have fun.
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Itâs Mutual, Letâs Get A Divorce! [1]
Park Chaeyoung x Fem!reader -> Not Requested
Prompt: Roseanne Park, the hotshot cold-hearted Domestic Relations Attorney; sheâs an ace in the courtroom, but sheâs got the phrase hard to love pinned dead in the middle of her forehead, and paired with her devotion to workâŠsheâs just not cut out for relationships. Then thereâs you, a playful and nonchalant mother stuck in a sinking ship called marriage. Through divorce, you meet Roseanne who struggles to keep things professional. She tries hard to keep those concrete walls up but itâs inevitable they crash down. Youâre a wrecking ball, a force of nature; itâs a perfect match!
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Little Steps Kindergarten, the sign read as you drove closer to the building. You were picking up your daughter from school.
The first thing you see is the parking lot is decorated with chalk designs, pictures, and drawings, all a mix of bright, colorful scribbles and crudely drawn animals. (The kids tried.)
A few kids are running around the fenced front yard, chasing each other with sticks, bugs, and whatnot. Others play on slides, in the sandbox, or on the monkey bars while some are just sitting, waiting patiently for their parents to pick them up; the quiet ones. Your daughter was a quiet child, not as outgoing as she should be, her teachers think. Youâd say you have no idea why she's like that, but you do.
You had to park across from the school because the parking lot the school owns is for teachers and staff, you're also not fond of waiting in the long pickup line. Before you could even cross the street and get to the entrance, you saw Nala running over, her arms stretched out in excitement, yelling, âMommy!!â
You would scold her for running across the street so carelessly, but seeing her so happy to see you, you decide against it. You open your arms to pick her up, swinging her around as she giggles.
Shortly after, thereâs a teacher running up to you; Mrs. Manoban, a black-haired teacher in her mid-thirties whoâs extremely nice and sweet to everyone. She also babysits Nala when you or her father arenât around. She holds Nalaâs backpack in her hand who huffs and puffsâ trying to catch her breath. You could only assume that sheâs been running after the little girl. âHello, Mrs. (Y/l/n)â She greets, so energetic despite the obvious exhaustion written all over her face.
âHi, Mrs. Manoban. How are you?â You ask politely, smiling back at the woman.
âIâm great! Thank you.â She beams, her dark brown eyes crinkling at the edges, âyou see I was just playing tag with the childrenâŠand then Nala decided to run across the street so I got scared, but then I saw you, so all is well.â She expresses relieved and hands you Nalaâs backpack.
âShe was very good todayâ she always is.â You grin at that, reaching over to give Nala a light squeeze on her hand. You say a quick goodbye after that, as Mrs. Manoban has to attend to the other kids.
Nala lets you take her backpack as you walk to your car. âWoah! This is heavy, what have you got in here?â You joke, lifting the bag up and down.
âWe made clay plates today! Iâll show you at home!â You nod with a smile, taking her hand and helping her into her car seat.
âAre we really gonna do something fun today mommy?â Nala asks you as you buckle her into her car seat. âYep. Though it wonât be until later.â You tell her, and you couldn't help but feel a little dejected, having previously promised her you would do something many other times, like go buy ice cream or take her shoppingâ she loves shopping. And that never happened. However, this time is different, because now you have a little bit of freedom.
âWhat will we do? Can I know?â Nalaâs curiosity takes hold of her, and she stares up expectantly at you. âI donât think I can tell you. It's a secret,â you answer, though you donât know what youâre doing yourself. She pouts but compiles nonetheless. On the way back home you stop and get Nala ice cream, which makes her very happy.
Later, you planned to take her shopping or do something to make up for missed time with her. Youâve only just gotten to a point where you could work from home, not in your office. You do real estate and own your own company so itâs been hard on your time together.
You got home about twenty minutes later. You shut the door behind you before helping your five year old take off her shoes.
âRun upstairs and take your coat off, and then weâll get any homework out of the way and go out, okay?
âKay!â You hear her footsteps retreating, but donât hear them pad up the stairs. Itâs then when you notice most of the lights were on, and that the TV was playing. You walked into the living room, the main source of noise, and saw your husband, Jaylyn, swinging a giggling Nala around.
âJay?â You call from the entrance of the living room. You tried to smile, key word, tried. He put Nala down and cleared his throat, âWhy donât you go do what your Mom said?â
She left the room and he stood awkwardly, not really knowing what to do with himself under your scrutinization.
âRoom?â He gestured to your bedroom and you both made your way in there. He sat down on the bed. You turned to him.
âWe canât do this anymore.â You sit on the desk, arms crossed with a plain expression on your face. You were tired of your husband disappearing without a word and then coming back with no heads-up. He never told you where he went either, but you had an inkling. And this âInklingâ of a thought would have hurt you if you still loved him as much as you did a couple months ago.
Itâs faded, now on its last strings: romantic wise, just like your marriage.
âI know, and Iâm sorry,â he takes his glasses off and rubs his eyes, âIâve been trying toâŠtoâŠâ he trails off looking at the carpet, searching his mind for the right words.
âLove me like before?â You say and he appears shocked, but itâs not for long. He laughs dryly, shaking his head humorously, âI suppose, yes.â You were very observant, he wouldnât be surprised if you knew much earlier.
âOkay, but what does that have to do with not being in your daughter's life as much as you should? I can excuse you being that way to me, but to Nala? Itâs not okay. She misses you when you leave. I canât keep making up excuses for you.â You raise your voice a bit, not liking how youâre starting to sound like an angry wife. But you were.
He doesnât respond, simply staring at you through his frames, guiltily. You pinch the bridge of your nose, âI can see this isnât going to last, but I want you to be in her life.â You said softer. You knew what it was like only having one parent present, it can make or break someone. You fear that because Jaylyn has not been in her life much this past year, to be her other pillar of support, thatâs why she wasnât as outgoing as other kids. Sheâs smart, and sheâs heard you two argue before, she must have an idea.
âI will, I will. I love our daughter, sheâs my pride and joy, so, I promise. Are you suggesting we divorce?â His voice grew softer. âIâm okay with that if thatâs what it takes. I donât like that Iâm causing thisâ Iâd like to fix it. I want you to be happy.â
Youâve moved to sit on the bed next to him, âYes, and I want you to be happy as well. I wonât try and pry what youâve been doing when you leave, you can tell me another timeââ
âMommy! Daddy!â
âWeâre in here, Darling!â Your husband yelled, leaning towards the door. A minute later tiny hurried footsteps approached and Nalaâs head popped through the cracked open door.
âI finished my homework, can we go out now? Will daddy come?â Her eyes were shining and you're a bit glad the last question wasnât directed towards you. Thatâs a lot of pressure and if youâd have said no, the shine in her eyes might dull. She was clearly excited.
âOf course.â He replied, smiling at her. She ran off to get her coat on and he turned back to you, âweâll talk about this later tonight, but right now letâs have fun?â You just laughed and shook your head, letting him help you up.
You ended up going to get ice cream again and then went to Warner Bros.â Studios, more specifically, the Hogwarts Castle exhibit. You walked with your arms entangled with Jaylynâs as Nala ran a few steps ahead of you.
âMommy look!â She pointed the wand you had bought from Oliverâs shop at you before pressing the button, the wand glowed and made a sshoosh noise.
âThatâs so cool! Are you gonna be a wizard?â You enthused, watching as she nodded her head proudly. Later, you ended up buying yourself a Gryffindor cloak and scarf, Jaylyn a Slytherine, and Nala a Hufflepuff set.
âIâm gonna miss this.â Jaylyn commented as you two watched Nala walk a couple feet ahead of you exploring the Platform 9 Ÿ, his words were directed toward you. After this, he wouldnât get to do a lot of things like this with you anymore.
âMe too.â
That night, after your daughter fell asleep you talked about the divorce. Deciding on starting the tedious process tomorrow.
You woke up alone in the house the next morning, a note with Jaylynâs handwriting and a doodle drawn by your daughter wishing you a good day and other things. Nala would be with her Grandparents for a couple days and you would see Jaylyn later.
You got dressed in formal clothes for later and put a heavy coat on because it was snowing. Then, headed out for coffee. You went to the café you always went to and ordered the usual Latte.
âThank you.â You grab the coffee cup from her. The barista looks at you with a look you can only decipher as worry, much to your confusion. You brush it off and continue to turn around, only to crash into a body.
Your coffee jerks out your grasp from the collision, the scalding hot beverage splashing all over their tan blazer, turning it a deep brown. The remnants drip down your sleeves and the cup drops to the floor, but you could care less.
Your eyes almost popped out upon seeing the Saint Laurent logo on the coat.
Guilty, your gaze travels up to your victim; you're in trouble. The woman looks back at you indifferently, frigidly. She doesnât give away any signs that tell you sheâs angry or irritated, and thatâs what scares you, sheâs unreadable.
You had expected her to jump or react to getting hot liquid spilt on them, but she hadnât at all.
She has an air about her you think only high class, or the arrogantly rich carry. The power suit says it all. Sheâs a tall blonde with the face of a model. Her dark eyes burn into your face, most definitely judging you. She was very aloof, you noticed. If anything, it seemed like she was one step away from walking out the door. You jump into action, words spilling out your mouth before you could stop them.
âIâm so, so sorry. I wasnât looking where I was going andââ You start to ramble, grabbing a handful of napkins out the dispenser and start dabbing at her blazer, she stiffens uncomfortably.
âStop.â
âI didnât even know someone was behind me and now look what I did. Iâm sorry. Iâveââ Her nose scrunches up and her brows furrow, you're just smearing it more with those cheap napkins.
She catches the barista's eye who looks at her helplessly, embarrassed for her. The barista tried to warn you someone was behind you.
âStop.â She repeated, a bit louder, thinking you hadnât heard her the first time. You were determined to ruin her coat, werenât you?
ââYour coat, it looks expensive. This coffee is hard to get out of things that are lightly colored. I know firsthand, unfortunately. But you canââ You continued on.
Her jaw clenches and she has a strong urge to roll her eyes. Were you hard of hearing? Blind, too, maybe?
She grabs your wrist, pulling it and the soaked mess you hold away from her. âStop. Youâre making it worse.â Her tone could be considered flat, annoyed. You didnât hear it that way, though.
You, who had finally registered the hand on your wrist that stopped your clumsy movements, were taken by surprise. Her hand was warm against your skin, you thought. She should feel like a block of ice, not a breathing, living, human. You couldnât believe the cold, but soothing voice you heard belonged to her.
Your neck heated up in embarrassment. Sometimes you donât realize your rambling until itâs too late. She let go of you. Your arms dropped uselessly to your sides.
âOh.â You gazed at her blazer, wincing at how the spot did indeed get worse. You were going to suggest buying her a new coat but she turned on her heel and left the cafĂ©. Leaving you standing in the middle of the shop with eyes on you, quite dumbly.
âWould you like me to remake that?â The baristaâs sympathetic voice reached your ears, she pointed to the cup on the ground.
âYesâŠthank you, again.â
You sipped on your coffee as you drove back to your house where you would meet up with Jaylyn to head to the law firm. There, you would file the divorce papers.
You knew this whole ordeal wouldn't be easy, not to mention how long the process takes, but you've done your best to prepare yourself. When you pull into the driveway you honk, two minutes later Jaylyn jogs out and up to your window. He taps on it and you roll it down.
âI just follow you, right?â
âYeah, Iâll send you the location on maps in case you lose me.â He gives you a curt before hopping in his Range Rover. You pull out the driveway and begin to make your way there.
The Chichu Law firm building was basically a skyscraper, you couldnât imagine how many floors it had. You walked through the glass doors, Jaylyn by your side, and walked to the front desk.
A man who had been signing papers looked up at you before snorting, he spoke in a croaky voice, âName?â
â(Y/n) (L/n) and Jaylyn Smith.â He hummed before shuffling through some papers, peeking up at you through his tiny glasses, he picked up the phone.
âYesâŠOkayâŠMain floor. Thank you.â
Soon after his call a brunette woman wearing black formal clothes came from the elevator and strided up to the two of you. Her red lips were formed in a wide smile as she approached, pumps clacking against the marble. Her eyes were catlike, they appraised the two of you and she was decked in Chanel.
âJennie Kim. Itâs nice to meet you two, Iâll be taking Mr. Smith with me and your lawyer will be a good friend of mines, Mrs. (L/n). Weâll go over the papers and help you with any questions.â You both shook her hand for a greeting.
You had to split with Jaylyn, having been assigned different lawyers. You felt intimidated, you always did when you went anywhere that had to do with court. You remember going to court the first time for stealing your fatherâs car and getting caught at a party. You never did it again after going.
Your heels clacked against the marble floors as you followed the man and you wondered if he was annoyed by the sound because the building was quiet. You walked down many hallways, you wouldâve looked around but your eyes were glued to the manâs bald spot. It was just soâŠshiny. Youâd think the few strands of hair he brushed over it were decoration, to enhance what couldnât be hiddenâŠ
You took another left and he gestured to the dark oak door you stood in front of. This was where you were supposed to be. He turned to you.
âYour lawyer will be here in a few minutes, have a good day.â
âThank you.â He nodded before walking off. You hoped you could remember the way back to the lobby because your help just left.
You opened the door and sat down, eyes curiously wandering around their office. It was very minimal, like everything in the room was here because it was needed, save for the picture frames on the desk turned away from you. There were little bits of personality; a guitar was propped up in the corner, probably being used for free time. There was a mini fridge and a container on the side decked with snacks. Polaroids of different places, people, objects. An incense was being burned, you could smell hints of jasmine, musk, cedar, lemon, and ginger.
You picked at your fingernails as you waited, your gaze being drawn to the picture frames pointed away from you once again. It was a matter of curiosity you told yourself, and besides, it wouldnât hurt if you just took a peek. You wanted to see what your lawyer looked like, all you were told was that she was a woman.
You reached out, you were in the midst of turning the picture frame around when the doorknob turned and someone walked in. You had no doubt you were caught in the act, touching things that werenât yours. But to your defense, they didnât even knock.
âMight I ask what you are doing?â A smoky, accented voice inquired.
You turned around, an innocent smile on your face only for it to fade as the seconds went by, you were met with familiar eyes.
Thereâs a chill in the air.
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A/N: This chapter was 5 words away from 3000 lol
#rosé x fem!reader#rosé x reader#fanfic#blackpink x reader#Unlawful.Biscuit#chaeyoung x femreader#chaeyoung x fem!reader#park chaeyoung#biscuitblinkeu
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Hello! I've made some sims based on the prompts from @mmusicalwhims sims bingo. I had so much fun!
I want to expand a little bit on each sim because I love them a lot aaaaaa, so here we go
â I love this song! She is the first mean sim I've made. I think this song has a very interesting and even dark meaning ("bang bang bang bang" could be interpreted as in a gun)
⥠He's based on my childhood stuffed animal a duck called Patti (I have no idea what brand it is) It used to have a blue ribbon so the sim got blue on his outfit too.
âą For this sim I chose my favorite time of the day, the sunset! She gives me Sunset Shimmer meets Rarity vibes.
⣠Her name is Roseanne and she's very sweet!
†It is not a book trope per se, but when I read this prompt I immediately thought of Y/N, the protagonist of some wattpad books in like... 2015 (?) she's "not like the other girls" and naturally perfect If yk yk
That's all, thank you so much for reading!
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Song Prompts
A/N I can it takes you to a referral page with the link to YouTube I just spent an hour pasting these links on mobile I will fix them later.
If Tomorrow Never Comes/Garth Brooks
I Love A Rainy Night/Eddie Rabbitt
Dancing With Your Ghost/Sasha Alex Sloan
Nothings News/Clint Black
I Couldn't Leave You If I Tried/Rodney Crowell
Shame On The Moon/Rodney Crowell
Seven Year Ache/Roseanne Cash
It Ain't Nothin'/Keith Whitley
When You Say Nothing At All/Alison Krauss
If I Didn't Have You/Randy Travis
Fall/Clay Walker
How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)/James Taylor
Rose Colored Glasses/John Conlee
Come Monday/Jimmy Buffett
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Back when we liked Roseanne we were also fond of Tom Arnold, who was married to her at the time, and now I follow him on Twitter. Yesterday he retweeted something onto my feed that prompted me to say something I hoped he'd see, and this morning I found that he'd liked it.
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100 Roseanne Prompts
I usually try to stick to quotes that can work for everyone but some of these were too good to skip. Break at 15 like always. Request a show
1 âHey, all our lives suck.â â Roseanne
2 âHere's why you can't trust your kids 'cause they're stupid. That's why we don't give 'em cars or booze.â â Roseanne
3 âEtsy is like a yard sale except online because nobody can afford a yard anymore.â â Darlene
4 âAll of your relatives died from alcoholism. The ones that didn't drink were killed by the ones who did.â â Roseanne
5 âDid all of your children's deliveries go according to your birth plan?â âUm, they found their way out, if that's what you mean.â â Andrea & Roseanne
6 âYou gotta pick your fights in life.â â Roseanne
7 âOkay, he doesn't have to wear pants, but he's gotta wear underwear.â â Dan
8 âIt is not my fault that I just happen to be a charismatic person who's always right about everything.â â Roseanne
9 âWhy are you picking on me? What, did I take the last doughnut, or something?â â Darlene
10 [Person B is embarrassed after walking in on Person C nursing her baby] âOh, now, NAME. It's not like you've never seen breasts before.â âNAMEâs my friend. As far as I'm concerned, she has no breasts... It works for me, okay?â â Roseanne & Dan
11 âThe car has heated seats? Thank God, I thought I was going through the change.â â Roseanne
12 [stoned and laying the bathtub] âIs this the sink? Am I shrinking?â â Jackie
13 âIn this house, I'm in charge and father knows squat.â â Roseanne
14 âWhat's up? I smell fear. I love that smell! But what's up?â â Roseanne
15 âDo you have anything sharp I can stick in my eye?â â Dan
16 âYou are really, really gettin' on my nerves today, man! I mean more than usual!â â Dan
17 âWell, you think you can stop me from seeing NAME, huh?â âI think I can stop you from seeing tomorrow.â â Mark & Dan
18 âYou were always trying to push us apart. You were always putting me down!â â Mark Healey
19 âMy marriage is not based on me listening!â â Roseanne
20 âWhy don't you just kiss my butt?â âWell, haul it on over here, Jumbo!â â Becky & Darlene
21 âYou are just evil!â â Jackie
22 âOh good, go for the guilt. You better take a looong, hard look at yourself, NAME, 'cause if you are this obsessed with my life, there is obviously something missing from yours.â âJust figure that out?â â Jackie & Roseanne
23 âI thought you were just gonna go over there and scare him/her?â âWell, it started out that way.â â Roseanne & Dan
24 âBeing your own boss isn't that great of a deal. Last week I sexually harassed myself.â â Dan
25 âHell, even I don't hate her that much.â â Dan
26 âOh my gosh, I'm so nervous.â âJust don't shoot any milk out of you nose, and you'll be fine.â â Becky & Roseanne
27 âPlease, NAME, I don't want you to help me, I just want you to leave me alone ... Please.â â Darlene
28 âDonât toy with me, NAME.â â Roseanne
29 âWe, have had a fight, and we're not speaking to each other.â âOh, well, what was the fight about? Maybe I can take a side.â â Roseanne & Jackie
30 âHe/She wanted to do something; I didn't feel like it.â âYeah, well, so what are you going to do?â âNothing.â âThat's what you did last weekend!â âYeah, well I'm not finished.â â Darlene & Roseanne
31 âNo, NAME always was the bad influence.â â Roseanne
32 âTalking - it's like yelling, only not as loud.â â Roseanne
33 âYeah, but you know what they say, NAME. They say, ah, when you really love something you should, you know, make it go away or get rid of it, or whatever.â â Roseanne
34 âYou're acting like a crazed psychopath.â [snorts] âWell the voices in my head disagree.â â Dan & Roseanne
35 [on getting married] âI always thought it was the smartest thing I ever did. You obviously don't agree.â âNo, I do agree with you, it was the smartest thing you ever did, but we're talking about me now!â â Dan & Roseanne
36 [Person A and Person B bury the hatchet] âSo, I guess we've finally approached the end of Bitch-Fest YEAR.â âOh what a time we had!â â Roseanne & Darlene
37 âYou can't tell NAME what to do. She's a big girl!â [snarls] âCompared to who?â â David & Roseanne
38 âWhat kind of list is he/she making? Not that it's any of my business.â âA hit list.â â Beverly & Dan
39 [feeling for pulse] âI think heâs/she's dead.â [steps back] âCheck again.â âI know how to count to zero.â â Roseanne & Dan
40 âWhat was the second thing you noticed about me?â â Roseanne
41 âAw, get off the sympathy wagon, NAME; there were plenty of guys/girls standing in line for you to treat 'em like dirt. I was just the lucky one.â â Dan
42 âYou are rotten rotten kids, and I can't even believe I'm related to you two!â â Jackie Harris
43 âYou'll just do something stupid that you're going to regret later.â â Roseanne
44 âI'm your husband/wife. That's my right.â â Dan
45 [finds present] âYou're not going to open it, are you? It's two days away.â âYea! Well I need time to practice pretending like I like it.â [pulls something ugly from the box] âOh man, I should'a opened it a week ago.â â Jackie & Roseanne
46 âOh, this is going to be soooo great!â â Darlene
47 âWhat's the catch?â âNo catch, can't we do something nice?â âI don't know, you never have.â â Roseanne & Becky
48 âOh my God. You're kidding me!â â Roseanne
49 âSave your breath, NAME, you're not gonna talk me into dropping this lawsuit.â âWell, maybe I can talk you into begging for your life.â â Fred & Roseanne
50 âI'm way more powerful than any law!â â Roseanne
51 âWell NAME, I guess you're just not the man/woman I thought you were ... and I wasn't too happy with that one!â â Roseanne
52 âWe should've known, NAME, men stick together no matter how butt headed their argument is.â â Becky
53 [about Person b and person câs sex life] âYou're kidding? You guys have a night?â âYes, we have a night. It's not only Wednesday, but it's always Wednesday.â You have a time too?â âYeah. Twenty minutes, or until he gets a cramp.â âWell, you should make him wait half-an-hour after he eats.â â Jackie & Roseanne
54 âOh, c'mon. Just because you guys aren't having "Wednesday", doesn't mean heâs/she's out ... "Wednesday-ing" somebody else.â â Jackie
55 âWhat's the matter with you, boy/girl? Can't keep your pants on?â â Dan
56 âDamn women! Who the hell do they think they are!â âWe are sugar and spice, and everything nice. So bite me!â â Dan & Roseanne
57 âHave you met NAME?â â Roseanne
58 âGee, I'd love to NAME, but I'd rather stay home and drill some screws into my toes.â â Darlene
59 âRemember one thing, NAME, I'm your worst nightmare!â â Jackie
60 âYou always say how you want better things for us.â âAh, yea, but I was talking about me and your Dad. You kids already got it too good.â â Becky & Roseanne
61 âYou are a controlling bitch!â â Dan
62 âBoy I'll tell you, I wish I had never m - -â âWhat? Say it.â âNothin'.â âWell that makes two of us.â â Dan & Roseanne
63 âOoohhh, we all know what this is about, don't we? You're just jealous because I've made something of myself.â âYeah, an ass ... And where do you get that hoity-toity accent anyway? You're from PLACE!â â Ronnie & Roseanne
64 âI can't believe that I wasted TIME hating you for something as stupid as a wedding, when there's a very good reason to hate you. You're a bitch!â [gasps] âI'm a bitch? Hah! I bow to the queen of all bitches.â â Roseanne & Ronnie
65 âLook me in the eye and tell me it was an accident. And remember ... I can tell when you're lying.â âIt was an accident ... could you tell?â â Roseanne & DJ
66 âI could go for something to eat.â âYeah? Well, then go.â [motions toward the door] â Arnie & Roseanne
67 âYou're going to flunk marriage if you can't pass the oral ... oh my God ...â âWe know too much, we know too much.â â Dan & Fred
68 âNAME, where'd you get those jelly beans?â âFrom the bin at store.â âNAME, I told you, you gotta finish eating them while you're in the store, 'else it's stealing!â â Roseanne & DJ
69 âI never thought I would say this ... I'm too depressed to drink.â â Dan
70 âLet's just cut the crap, okay. You're talking to NAMEâs mother here, the mother of all mothers and she is majorly mad.â â Roseanne
71 âNAME, NAME, NAME. I have raised two of the best damn liars in the free world. Don't embarrass yourself.â â Roseanne
72 âThis is for the pain.â âOwwww. Make it a double.â â Nurse & Jackie
73 âI hate to see you laying here in pain like this.â âWell actually, ever since he/she gave me that shot, I'm feelin' kinda neat.â â Gary & Jackie
74 âI want someone who will love me and support me no matter what. Just like NAME does for you.â âAre you insane! You know how many years I had to put into NAME? You think he/she came out of a box like that!â â Jackie & Roseanne
75 âWhat do you think your punishment oughta be?â âWhat do you mean?â âNAME told me everything.â âThat little rat.â âBut I told him/her I wasn't going to do anything until I get your side of the story.â âWell first we, wait a minute, uh, uh --â âYou're getting good.â â Roseanne & Becky
76 âI worked it out with NAME, heâs/she's gonna stay here and babysit and I'm gonna go out.â âWhy would he/she do that?â âI have dirt on him/her. â âWhat kind of dirt?â âNow if I told you, I'd have to stay home.â [person a leaves] â Darlene & Roseanne
77 [Person A is acting like a hunchback] âI brought the baggage master, where do you wish me to put it?â âJust put it anywhere Igor.â âMaybe later you and me.â âWe'll see.â You're so kind.â [ kisses hand] â Dan & Roseanne
78 [about childâs behavior] âNAME you did stuff like that when you were NAMEâs age right?â âNo, the boy's odd.â â Roseanne & Dan
79 [offering to the family] âHey, I got one more pancake.â âI want French toast!â âWell, you better move to Europe.â â Roseanne & DJ
80 [Person A, angry, grabs keys and leaves the house] âOh God. This is really bad.â âYeah, I know.â âOh no. I mean, this is really bad. I'm parked behind him/her.â â Jackie & Dan
81 âYeah, I do. And we're not going to put him/her through that again, are we?â â Dan
82 [comes in through the front door] âNAME, you all ready to go?â [whining] âI don't wa-haant to-o-o-o! I feel like a used piece of gum that somebody stuck under the table, just waiting for the excitement of drying up and hitting the floor.â â Jackie & Roseanne
83 âYou HAVE to take this job ... you're the only one that applied!â â Marsha
84 [grabs the syrup bottle and comes up behind PERSON B] âRemember me, NAME?â [look of terror] âNot Mrs. Butterworth ... please not Mrs. Butterworth.â âRemember how your brother/sister NAME told you how I came to life at night in the cupboard? Remember how I would chase you around even though I have no legs? Well I'm back and I just want one more sticky kiss!â [PERSON B screams] â Roseanne & Jackie
85 âI hope I see you later, I mean, a lot later.â â Roseanne
86 [after the birth] âI didn't call you any horrible names back there, did I?â âNo more than usual.â â Roseanne & Dan
87 [about kid dressed as a lawyer] âThat's the scariest costume all night.â â Roseanne
88 [going through the candy bowl] âThis is all sugar in here.â âNot true, there're chemicals too.â â David & Roseanne
89 âYou should be giving children the stuff their bodies need.â [gets fruit from the kitchen] âWhat the hell is that?â âWait a minute, honey, I've seen this before, it's food that doesn't come in a wrapper.â âThat's unsanitary.â â David, Roseanne & Dan
90 âDid you see the Great Pumpkin last night?â âNo, NAME wore pajamas.â â Jackie & Roseanne
91 [discussing Person C] âShe's rude and selfish.â âI know, but, inside she's just a ... scared little girl.â Yeah, and I know what's scaring her, the raging bitch on the outside.â â Dan & Roseanne
92 âI'll be back later to give you your present.â âWhy can't I just open it now?â âI haven't bought it yet.â â Jackie & Roseanne
93 âAnd don't you ever feed my dog!â âIf I get drunk enough, I'll fight your dog!â â Roseanne
94 âI really don't think it's wise for anyone in this family to be giving away livers.â â Beverly
95 âSay 'I'm not taking any crap from anyone'.â âI am ...â âStop! It's not 'I am', it's 'I'm'.â âI'm not taking any... do I have to say the C word?â âYes you do, NAME, because that's the most important word.â âI'm not taking any crap from anyone.â âThat was good but are you serving tea, NAME? Get mad and say it.â [louder] âI'm not taking any crap from anyone!â âGood, now personalize it, make it your own.â [louder] âI'm not taking any damn crap from anyone!â â Roseanne & Doris
96 âHey, where's my 'My other mug is a shot glass' mug?â â Roseanne
97 âWhy are you gettin' so mad at me?â âBecause you are making me defend NAME.â â Becky & Roseanne
98 âI am not sexist. I'm much too frightened of women to be sexist.â â David
99 âGet me a beer.â âGet it yourself, slob!â â Mark & Darlene
100 âI can't believe you're jealous over this.â âWhy not? It's very typical of me.â
#roseanne quotes#roseanne prompts#dialogue prompts#writing prompts#roseanne conner#dan conner#darlene conner#dj conner#becky conner#mark healy#david healy#jackie harris#beverly harris#quaratine sucks and making these keeps my mind busy#i live in covid 19 hell
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Luca x Alberto Prompt #42
Giulia: *comes out to the hideout after not seeing the boys for hours*
Giulia: You two are kissing, aren't you!?
Alberto: *stops tinkering with vespa part*
Luca: *stops reading*
Luca: We are? Alberto, why didn't you tell me. I would have put my book down.
#luca x alberto prompts#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#roseanne#luca paguro#alberto scorfano#albuca#luberto#lucalberto#luca x alberto#giulia marcovaldo#luca 2021#luca disney#luca film#pixar luca#luca#alberto#giulia#prompt#writing prompt
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Person A: You two ARE having sex!
Person B: Really? Person C, why didnât you tell me? I wouldâve put my book down.
#source: roseanne#incorrect quotes#imagine your otp#incorrect quotes ideas#incorrect quotes prompts#personal fav#classic quotes
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Midterms were killing you.
You could almost feel how your head was going to explode in any second. All your time was spent in the library or going to tutorings with your teachers or more advanced students. You needed a scholarship asap, and even when your grades were alright, you knew you need them to be perfect.Â
Your exams were going to start in 3 days, so you needed to excel in every single one of your classes in those three last days. On your table (at the library) rested four coups of coffees, two bottles of water that you refilled now and then, a pile of books, your computer, and a lot of paper notes. It was a disaster, but somehow you found order in that.Â
âExcuse me⊠can I sit here? every other place itâs occupied.â You raised your head from your book to the owner of the sweet voice calling you. She looked tall, maybe because of the heels she was wearing. Her hair was long, and the color was like if she dyes it with honey. Her lips, tinted with a pale pink lipstick shade, and her hand was holding a bag close to her chest. She was stunning.
âSure- Let me just...â Quickly, you started to pick up your things, making little piles closer to you, cleaning some space for her âsorry, Iâm just a mess right nowâ nervous laughter escaped from your lips while she started to put her things down âItâs okay. I start my midterms tomorrow, and Iâm just starting to study today,â she gave you a small and cute smile while sitting down âIâm Roseanne, but call me Rosie. Nice to meet you,â you just nodded your head, returning her smiler. âIâm YN.â
The next two days went the same way. Rosie was showing up after classes to your table, even if you changed your seat she would look for you and sit with you, which honestly it didnât bother you. You and Rosie were in the same major, she was in a semester before yours, so every time sheâd ask you for help, it helped you to memorize certain things. Plus, it was adorable every time she would look at you with puppy eyes cause she didnât understand something.
Roseanneâs midterms were finally over; you still had one more to go, so you didnât know if you were going to see her again, but in case you did, you wanted to remain as friends or maybe more than that. You found yourself liking Rosie more than a classmate. You enjoyed her company and how she relayed on you for small things such as studying. Naturally, you wanted to maintain contact with her and maybe keep your little crush for her to yourself.
It was almost 9 pm, and the students were slowly going back home, just a few like you would stay till midnight to study. âI knew you were going to be here⊠I brought you some coffee and cookies, you probably havenât had dinner yet, so take thisâ she handed you the food, left her bag on the table, and sat next to you. Rosie never sat next to you, always in front of you. âThank youâ you gave her a little smile, she only nodded and started to look at your notes âwha-what are you doing here? Your midterms ended today.âÂ
âYes! And you havenât congratulated meâ a little pout was shown on her lips. âCongratulations. How did you do?â she just shrugged while starting to put your things away. You were so concentrated in her that didnât even notice her actions. âI got great grades on all my classes thanks to youâ she smiled at you before hanging your bag and her on her shoulder. âletâs goâ she did a little gesture to ask you to leave the library. âWhere? Rosie, I need to study.âÂ
âYouâve been studying all week. Take a break, letâs go for a walk around the campus and eat what I brought you. Once youâre done, weâll be back, and Iâll help you study all nightâ you bit your lips unsure of it being a good idea. Of course, you wanted to go wherever she asked you to, but you also needed to study.
It only took you to see Rosie under the moonlight to make up your mind, âLetâs go all night.â Rosie looked at you a little bit confused âI mean⊠letâs go for a walk all night⊠Iâm tired of studying, and tomorrow is my last exam,â she smiles, showing you her little eyes wrinkles. Rosie took your hand, intertwining your fingers with hers. Every second you spent with her made you feel more attracted to her, she was so sweet to you and made you feel comfortable and like she wanted you around.Â
It was around 2 in the morning. Both of you left campus hours ago and went to a little park close to it. You were talking about each otherâs likes, hobbies and stuff like that. It was a nice change since you always talked about school. âSo⊠you have a special someone?â Her question took you by surprise. She was waving her brows up and down, waiting for an answer while your feet started to move nervously. âI donâtâ a shy smile appeared on your face. âOh! Really? Why is that? You are adorable and smart, and attractiveâ blood rushed to your cheeks while you felt like trying to hide somewhere. âI am not. Iâm pretty average.âÂ
Rosie took your face in her hands, looking at you with that sparkle in her eyes that identified her. âNo~ youâre the most awesome person Iâve ever met.â Without giving you a second to react, she leaned in, pressing her lips against yours, smiling in between the kiss once she felt how you didnât respond. RosĂe knew you were not following her kiss cause you were shy, and she didnât give you a warning before kissing you.
âI like you, but if you donât feel the same, we can take it slow. I can take my time to win your heartâ she was flirty, and that made your heart excited, you liked how bald and fearless Rosie was. âNo. I like you tooâ Rosie smiled again, letting go of your face and reaching for another cookie.
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list 2, prompt 13 with blackpink rosé
BlackPinkâs RosĂ©
13. ââYouâre drunk. Iâm driving you home.ââ
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A/N: I kind of made this into a college au because that was the first inspiration I got, I hope you all enjoy!
âIâm not that drunk.â As soon a the words left your mouth, you stumbled into the wall. Behind you, a group of equally drunk college students cheered, making you cheer in response, and RosĂ© rolled her eyes. She was pretty sure everyone at the Christmas party was drunk but her.
âYouâre very drunk. Just a couple seconds ago, you dropped your drink because you forgot you were holding it. Now youâre running into walls.â
âNot drunk!â You let out a sigh and leaned against the wall, closing your eyes. âOkay, a little drunk.â
Even though she wasnât much for drunken parties, she couldnât help but smile at how cute you looked. At first, sheâd regretted letting you drag her to this party just because she had a crush on you. Now, she was okay with it. After all, it had been fun to party with you.
âCome on, stand up, letâs go home.â
âHome?â You blinked, looking confused for a moment before you let out a yawn. âOh, right. The dorms. Are we walking?â
âHell no.â RosĂ© reached out to steady you as you moved away from the wall, only to wobble on the hardwood floor in your socks. âYouâre drunk. Iâm driving you home.â
âOh. Okay.â You smiled, silly and flushed. âI knew bringing you was a good idea!â
âYeah, yeah,â she said, linking her arm with yours so that she could catch you if you fell. âNow letâs go.â
Getting your shoes on was surprisingly easy, since you could just slip them on. And after you stepped out into the cold air, you seemed to sober up a little bit, walking with her to the car. But your giggles told her that you were still drunk, so she helped you into the passenger seat with care and checked to make sure youâd put on your seat belt before driving away.
âYouâre the best, RosĂ©,â you said from the front seat, a grin on your face as you looked out the window. She felt her heart skip a beat, but tried to ignore it. You were just drunk.
âWell thanks, (Y/N).â
âI mean it. Youâre always there for me. And youâve got such a nice car....â You trailed off, getting distracted for a minute before coming back to the conversation. âAnd youâre pretty.â
âHey, now.â Her heart was pounding and she took deep breaths, trying to calm it down. âDonât get carried away.â
âBut Iâm telling the truth!â
âIâm sure, but youâre also drunk.â
She was relieved when she finally pulled into her parking spot at the dorms and killed the engine. Any more of this conversation would be bad for her heart. She just needed to get you to your room, and then she could go try and forget this ever happened.
You held onto her arm as the two of you walked back to the dorms, humming slightly under your breath. For a moment, Rosé thought the conversation was over. But as the two of you reached the door to your dorm, you turned towards her.
âHey, RosĂ©?â
âYeah?â
âCan I tell you something?â
âYou might not want to.â
âIâm gonna tell you.â
She swallowed and braced herself. âOkay.â
âI like you.â You smiled. âMore than as a friend.â For a moment, you looked almost sober, and her stomach flipped. But then you stumbled back and almost hit your head on your door, and she shook herself out of the spell, reaching around you to open your dorm door.
âGo get some sleep, (Y/N). You need it.â
You pouted, but went inside. âGoodnight, then.â
âGoodnight.â
The trip up a floor and down the hall to her own room seemed to take forever as RosĂ© walked in a daze, your words repeating in her head. Then, she threw open her dorm door and slammed it behind her before throwing herself down onto her bed and screaming into her pillow. Your words wouldnât stop echoing in her head, and her heart wouldnât stop pounding. Something told her that you had been telling the truth. But would you even remember in the morning?
She rolled over and stared at the ceiling, letting out a sigh that turned into a squeal as she grabbed her pillow and squeezed it tight. There was no way she was going to be sleeping tonight. She was too excited about what the morning might bring.
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Bare | Park Chaeyoung (Rosé)
5K Follower Series Ep. 29
Summary: Youâve never seen your girlfriend RosĂ© without makeup. Tonight, she bares it all...
Genre: Established relationship AU, sapphicÂ
Word Count: 0.6k
Prompt:Â âOh donât mind me, Iâm just enjoying the view.â
ââRosie⊠I brought you breakfast in bed!â you say, pushing open your girlfriendâs bedroom door. You asked her parents to let you up to her room, wanting to surprise her.Â
RosĂ© shrieks, yanking the blanket up to cover her face. âGet! Out!âÂ
You suck in a breath, hurt by the ice in her tone. âD-donât you like it?â
âHavenât you ever heard of a phone?â she snaps. âCall first.â
You huff at her meanness, offended. To be honest, you know why sheâs reacting this way. Youâve been dating for three months - but RosĂ© has never let you see her without makeup.Â
You thought it was just a coincidence that all your dates were in fancy restaurants or parties⊠but you know the truth now.Â
âI wish youâd just trust me,â you breathe. âYouâve seen me without makeup.â
âItâs not the same,â RosĂ© sniffs.Â
âOh, I get it,â you jab back. âIâm not the ultra-glamorous idol. Who cares who sees my face, Iâm ugly anyway!â Â
You wait for her to deny it, to apologise, but she doesnât. Instead, RosĂ© runs into the bathroom, still shielding herself ridiculously with the blanket.Â
You shove the tray of eggs, bacon and tomato â an Australian breakfast, to remind her of home â on the bed, trying to ignore the gnawing pain inside you.Â
RosĂ© has to maintain her perfect, princess-like image for work, you know that. But sometimes it feels like sheâs not willing to drop the act, even for you. Like sheâs afraid to just be Roseanne.Â
You hear the shower running, and sigh. Your opportunity to see through RosĂ©âs façade is lost.Â
Minutes pass. Youâre so deep in thought that you donât hear the bathroom door click open.Â
âItâs me,â RosĂ© says from behind you, her voice barely a whisper. âJust the way you wanted.â
You spin around⊠and think you must be dreaming.Â
RosĂ© is dressed in just an old football jersey. The transparent hint of a lace panty is the only thing on her long, smooth legs. Her hair is still damp and dripping from the shower. Her pink, makeup-free lips curl into a smirk â but you know this is taking more bravery than she will show.Â
âWell?â she breathes. She twirls a strand of her blonde hair, one of the many curling tightly around her body. âWhat do you think?âÂ
You stare, mouth agape. Your voice doesnât work for a second.Â
âBabe!â RosĂ© says.Â
You giggle. âOh, donât mind me, Iâm just enjoying the view. Rosie⊠youâre the most beautiful woman Iâve ever seen.âÂ
Her answering smile can only be described as heartbreaking.Â
RosĂ© pushes you backwards till youâre sitting on the bed. Sitting on your lap, she wraps her arms loosely around your neck and gazes down at you. Youâre suddenly acutely aware of her whipped cream and vanilla scent⊠her very bare thighs squeezed against yours.Â
Then you notice the sogginess of your shirt, all damp from Roseâs skin. âRosie! Youâre making me wet!â you say, wriggling.Â
RosĂ© erupts into uncontrollable giggles, in her adorable, unique way. When she calms down, her eyes are smouldering. âI know that.âÂ
âBut really,â you murmur, cheeks burning, trying to change the subject. âYouâre stunning. Why have you been hiding from me all this time?âÂ
Rose smiles a tiny smile, and you see that this is the real her â silly, vulnerable, utterly honest. Â
âYou think this is stunning?â RosĂ© leans in to whisper in your ear. She toys with the hem of her jersey, pulling it off. âWait till you see whatâs underneath.â
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Lessons and Legacies [5]
Jennie Kim x Fem!reader
Itâs fall, isnât it?
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âWe just want to talkâŠand suggest something that might interest you? Thereâs a reward of course.â
âI refuse.â You stated firmly, already having an idea of where this was going.
Kaiâs smile fell for a millisecond before it was replaced with that broad grin of his once again. You wonder if heâll ever get tired of smiling. His charming smile stretched across his face, now seeming almost joker-like. Youâve seen it so many times itâs unnatural, unsettling.
âYou donât even know what it is yet!â He laughed. âThatâs because I donât care,â you responded, your voice was flat. Though he ignored you.
Kai shoved his hands in his pockets. âAll we are asking is- you know, since you're closer to JennieâŠcloser than we can ever get at the moment- that you take the key around her cat's neck, and hand it over to us. Youâll be rewarded handsomely, of course.â Kai grinned like he knew he had a set deal, but no.
This wasnât right. This isnât right.
Your stomach dropped and your hands began to sweat. You felt sick. You would never do that. You werenât capable of doing that. You wouldnât do that to Jennie or Mandu. They had been nothing but good to you.
âNo.â The word came out more as a choked whisper. You were subtly shaking now. But from what? Anger.
Kaiâs grin was gone, replaced by a grim look of annoyance. He didnât have much patience for things like this. He was used to getting what he wants, when he wants.
âCome on girl! Donât be stubborn, name your price. I can get anything you want- Iâll see your set for life. I am the merchant's son after all, money is no problem I assure you.â His words were clipped.
You just looked at him defiantly prompting him to take a step forward, his smile becoming more like a snarl. âWhy are you hesitating? Iâm offering anything a woman could want- dresses, jewelry, money, men!â
Truth is, you could care less for such materialistic things.
You took a step towards him, now face to face. âGet the key yourself, yeah? Cheating is a bit low for you,â you paused, âAlso, Jennie and I arenât friends.â You could only hope they believed your words. You ended with that and quickly got out of there.
Kaiâs dark chuckle followed you like a spirit, his last words warning that you to stay out of his way or youâll regret it rang through your head..
Autumn symbolizes plenty, ripening, harvest, and abundance, but at the same time, it is a symbol of decay, decline, old age, and even death.
They fall from the branches to the ground, and not before long they dry, crumbling and crunching beneath the feet that step on them. Red, orange, yellow, and green leaves; a scent of apples, cinnamon, and pumpkin spice is smelt throughout the marketplace. Kids are seen playing in the leaves and vendors selling their harvest.
Jennie stares blankly outside the coffee shop window as she answers Roseanneâs previous question. âWell, thatâs because people tend to judge before getting to know me,â Jennie sighs, âItâs easier that way isnât it?..â She trails off. Jennieâs head is in another place, and the chipmunk seated across from her frowns, the pastry she was eating long forgotten. Roseanne moves from across from her to sit beside her. She interlaces their hands, making Jennie face her with an apologetic smile, knowing her words hit deep.
âIâm sorry. Too much?-'' Jennie ends her words shortly upon noticing Roseanneâs watery eyes and the slight tremble of her lips. Sheâs quick to place a kiss on their intertwined hands. Then Jennie wipes at her tears, hoping Roseanne wonât bottle up her emotions this time.
Jennie can tell itâs not working when she sees the small pout growing on Roseanneâs lips. Roseanne clutches the fabric of her shirt where her heart is.
âRosie?â Jennie asks worriedly.
âPlease donât think like that, Jennie. It hurts me.. I can feel all of it.â Itâs true. Roseanne and Jennie are emotionally connected. Thereâs no logical way to explain it, why Roseanne feels what Jennie feels.
Roseanne takes a deep breath before looking down at their hands and squeezing. Sheâs unable to meet Jennieâs eyes.
Her voice grows soft as she continues, âEvery single thing. That feeling of helplessness you feel now, it will go away soon. I promise.â Roseanne stops there, she doesnât specify how or when the feeling will go away. Sheâs unable to tell Jennie, after all. But she doesnât lie, and Jennie knows that, so she can only nod her head.
âWhy donât we take a walk?â Roseanne suggests, wanting to enjoy the fall atmosphere. Sheâs already out of her seat, her hand outstretched for Jennieâs to take. Itâs only natural that Roseanne leads Jennie when theyâre out together. Sheâs her âhubbyâ.
They walk to the Market place square and sit on the wooden benches. Roseanne, eating a candied apple Jennie bought her on their way there, buzzes with happiness as she watches the villagers go about their lives. Contrast to her earlier mood in the shop, making Jennie smile.
She often compares Roseanne to a plant because when in the right environment it flourishes. She seems to thrive on happy emotions. Jennie pokes her chipmunk-like cheeks, causing the latter to swat her hands away.
âNoo,â Roseanne whines, her Aussie accent coming into place. âTheyâre adorable, how can I not poke them?â Jennie reasons, now pinching.
Thankfully, Roseanne was saved by a group of kids coming up to them asking to play, and play they did. Jennie loved kids, one of the reasons being they donât dislike or avoid her like the adults. They helped the kids make leaf piles, held the jump rope for them, and played hide and seek in the leaves.
Shortly after Roseanne had to return to the shop and they said their goodbyes. She was hesitant to part with Jennie, but she reassured her sheâd be fine. So, Jennie decided to do some shopping.
As she walked through the market buying from and conversing with the sellers, eyes were naturally drawn to her, and so were the whispers(that she ignores for the most part). But with all the attention sheâs receiving itâs bound to attract the unwanted.
âJennie!â A familiar voice boomed throughout the market. Kai strutted with a purpose, chest puffed out in confidence, his footsteps heavy and dominating. The people quickly made way for him to reach her.
He stopped right next to Jennie, who was still conversing and laughing with the Fish merchant as if he wasnât there. He cleared his throat gaining her attention and she side glanced at him before going back to handing the merchant money. âKai. Did you need something?â She asked politely. But she didnât hear an answer because he stared, completely memorized from her beauty and voice even though heâs seen and spoke to her many times.
Jennie discreetly rolled her eyes with a quiet scoff before thanking the old merchant who looked at her sympathetically. She could only smile before going off to her next destination. Kai stood for a few seconds before hurrying after her retreating form.
He stepped in pace with her. âHow about you and I go out to eat? Anywhere you want. I know you want to, you canât turn me down forever.â
It seemed like everyone watching was on edge, everyone anticipating how Jennie would answer. Anticipating if this answer will be any different; that she wonât tell him to get lost.
Jennie turned to him, âHave you got the key?â
Kaiâs face appeared to fall before fixing itself. He stuffed his hands in his pockets, âWell, not yet, rest assured I will get it.â She just shook her head. He didnât give up though.
âWhy canât we just hang out? With the intention of getting to know each other, like friends? Not even that?â
Jennie sighed, âYou know the rules.â
Kaiâs patience reached its limit. He scoffed under his breath before pointing a finger at her, âI know you enjoy this, playing with our emotions, playing games with us. Canât you see how tiring this is? Are you that indecisive?â He snapped, and with good reason, this âgameâ has been going on for almost a year after all. The majority of murmurs within the crowd agreed with him.
âIf you're so tired of it then give up. I'm sure youâve been told.â Jennieâs voice was cold, just like the glare paired with it. Frankly, she was tired of thisâŠbut then again itâs all for a change. A change she just had to let happen.
(But why was it so hard? What was stopping her?)
Kai growled, âWhy you..â, he looked as if heâd slap Jennie.
Namjoon quickly pushed himself through the crowd behind Kai and pulled him back after realizing he was causing quite the scene. He whispered something in his ear that made him smirk before shaking his hand off. Kai plastered that broad smile on his face as he stared back at Jennie, his eyes roaming her body.
âIt wonât be long before I get that key, and when I do, that attitude of yours will be the first thing I work on.â He took one final look in her eyes, before smirking and turning on his heel, walking towards the front entrance of the Marketplace with his lackies and left.
He would never give up. Jennie was meant to be his since the moment he saw her.
She watched his retreating figure, and couldnât help but think this had to be a life lesson, specifically made for her. Itâs the cliquĂ© âbe careful what you wish forâ thatâs haunted her and her family for generations. Her great, great grandparents started this little trend. Selfish and greedy they were, made a deal with a corrupt shaman- wizard if you will, in exchange for riches, predictably. They got what they wanted- one of the products was Jennieâs big house. The house's location played a part too, they loved their privacy.
But in exchange the wizard cursed them- more specifically their children, and children of them, and so on. He took away their humanity and privacy.
(How?)
Only to leave the next generations a legacy of limited time, and unwanted attention.
And boy, was Jennieâs time limited.
Would you like to continue?âïž('Ï')âïž
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21.âWhat do you mean? Itâs exciting!â
Park Chaeyoung (Rose) x Reader
Genre: College/University AU, fluff
Word Count: 292
She nudged you forward to finally get to the door but you were still reluctant to approach it.
âI donât know, Rose. I think this is a bad idea after allâŠâ
âWhat do you mean? Itâs exciting!â she replied and went ahead of you.
Sure, this was exciting but you didnât want to get caught by the police or something for breaking in. She just came to your room at 3am in the morning and told you that she found this really nice place and wants to show it to you but why was it the roof of your college building was still beyond you.
âArenât there like any emergency exits you know, like some ladders? I really donât want you lock picking the main doors. Besides arenât there cameras here?â
She gasped and turned to you.
âWhat? What is it?â you looked around.
âYouâre right! There is another way!â she took your hand and went around the building with you. There was a fence from which you could climb up onto the lower floor balconies and from there to the top. It still amazed you how gracefully she got up there, she extended her hand and helped you up as well.
âHow do you know if itâs a nice place? Have you been here before?â you asked her.
âI have. You can get to the roof during the day. Itâs not locked or anything, there is even a viewpoint.â
âWhat?! Then why are we going during the night?â
âBecause the view must be so much better, right?â she smiled and once you were up there and saw it yourself you had to agree.
âI think the view is even better since youâre here,â she said, leaning her head on your shoulder.
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June/July Prompt Challenge
With my to-do list now organised up until the end of June, I thought hey why not make a start on the next prompt challenge for June. I know itâs early as weâre currently in the middle of the April challenge (which I hope youâre all enjoying), but who ever complained about being organised?
This challenge is going to focus on timestamps and events that take place throughout the day. As with the other challenges, under the cut is 60 different times for you to request from. Please request the same as before, and I will keep updating the list as we go!
So in the sun and under the moon, whether it be eating your lunch or dinner, I hope you look forward to these throughout the month of June!
07:17 - Kim Seokwoo
21:54 - Kim Namjoon
01:31 - Ok Taecyeon
16:03 - Lee Minho
11:11 - Kim Doyoung
23:25 - Cho Kyuhyun
04:18 - Im Changkyun
00:00 - Min Yoongi
14:15 - Jung Wooyoung
06:29 - Joshua Hong
21:30 - Jeon Wonwoo
18:43 - Roseanne Park
09:08 - Eric Nam
13:37 - Jo Jinho
00:25 - Jung Hoseok
07:30 - Kim Seokjin
22:52 - Jackson Wang
08:14 - Jung Wooyoung
21:15 - Lee Felix
12:56 - Park Minhyuk
10:31 - Boo Seungkwan
15:05 - Jung Taekwoon
02:29 - Kim Namjoon
11:30 - Eric Nam
20:47 - Jeon Jungkook
03:59 - Bang Chan
17:00 - Kwon Jiyong
19:01 - Lee Jooheon
05:12 - Son Hyunwoo
17:32 - Riki Nishimura
07:42 - Yoo Taeyang
21:29 - Park Seonghwa
01:06Â - Jeon Wonwoo
16:38 - Kim Namjoon
11:46 - Im Changkyun
00:45 - Jeong Yunho
23:50 - Jeon Jungkook
04:43 - Lee Minho
22:15 - Yuta Nakamoto
14:50 - Byun Baekhyun
06:54 - Park Jimin
18:19 - Ahn Hyoseop
09:32 - Jennie Kim
13:02 - Nam Joohyuk
00:50 - Min Yoongi
04:30 - Lim Jaebeom
22:27 - Hwang Hyunjin
08:49 - Song Mingi
12:21 - Min Yoongi
10:06 - Kwon Soonyoung
02:30 - Kim Wonsik
15:39 - Lee Sanghyuk
02:56 - Han Jisung
15:45 - Lee Heeseung
20:11 - Jung Hoseok
03:23 - Im Changkyun
09:30 - Choi San
19:37 - Kim Taehyung
05:48 - Bang Chan
17:08 - Lee Taemin
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