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blackdollette · 1 year

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need facefucking coz that one write has been deep in my mind. i kinda wanna see it with like chris or euro tho. very sloppy and theres like spit bubbles around readers mouth, eyes half lidded and teary with mascara streaming down her cheeks and its so hot and erotic and euro/chris is like "throat hurt?" she nods and hes like "too bad. need to keep using my dumb girls mouth until im satisfied."

this might be more of a euro thing coz chris wouldnt be that mean me thinks....

(be prepared i got another euro request coming in btw lol)

facefucking is my passion.

"mascara running down her little bambi eyes." | euronymous

this is what makes us girls. - lana del rey

reader x euronymous (rory's portrayal)

word count: 610

contents: oral (m receiving), blowjob, throat fucking, cum eating, implied aftercare

you had been a bratty little bitch all day. whining and complaining about every single thing. you’d gone out with euronymous earlier in the day, and you went out of your way to piss him off even more than you already had. he tolerated your attitude all day, acting like if didn’t bother him at all. but as soon as you got back home, he unleashed his anger.

he dragged you into your room and pinned you to the door, his hand on your neck. he was staring daggers at you. “think you can just act up all day and get away with it, huh?” he growled in your ear. you werent don being a brat yet, so you rolled your eyes. that was the last straw.

he pulled you by your hair, you two almost touching noses. “fine. i guess i’ll just have to put that bratty little mouth to good use…” he let go of you. “on your knees. now.” you were excited to see where this was going, so you did as he said. he threw off his belt and pulled out his cock, which was red and seemed to be angry at you.

your mouth gaped open slightly as you looked at it, and he took that opportunity to force the whole thing into your mouth. the tip hits the back of your throat, making you gag. your eyes instantly filled with tears. he smirked as he finally got you to shut up. he grabbed you by the hair and pulled your head up and down at lightning speed.

saliva started bubbling from the sides of your mouth, dripping down your neck and his balls. gagging and gurgling noises could be heard coming from the back of your throat. tears streamed down your face as he shoved every inch of himself into your throat. he smirked as he saw how helpless you were.

“throat starting to hurt? good. talk shit now, bitch.” he chuckled as he rammed into your throat repeatedly. your brows knitted together as you felt his precum hitting the back of your throat. you could hear the sound of your throat being stretched out. your spit was streaming down your chin all the way down to your cleavage.

euronymous’ attention shifted from you to how good it felt to use you like this. he loved you to death, but he liked you even more when your mouth was filled up. you were still gagging at his size, but he felt no sympathy for you whatsoever. “yeah… take it, whore.” his words were cut off by a low groan,

black streams were running down your cheeks. you were a complete mess. he put a hand on your neck, feeling as your throat moved from his cock breaking into it. it started throbbing in your mouth, and before you knew it, your throat and mouth were completely flooded with his cum.

there was so much, it felt like you were going to overflow. it leaked out of your mouth, the hot liquid going down your throat quickly. he slapped your cheek with his cock. “swallow it.” you swallowed every last drop, sticking out your tongue to show him that you had obeyed his command.

he smiled a little, still panting. he sat on the bed and lit himself a cigarette, gesturing for you to join him. you sat on his lap and he started gently kissing your neck. “i’ll run to the pharmacist tomorrow to get you some lozenges.” he blew out a ribbon of smoke. it wasn’t much for aftercare, but considering how hostile he usually was, you knew that you’d done good enough.

author's note: i've got a few more requests left in my drafts. thank you all for being so patient with me!!

#rory culkin #rory culkin smut #euronymous #lords of chaos #lana del rey #444rockstargf

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angelsnkisses · 1 year

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I’m obsessed with all the Rory content! I’m begging for literally anything about Jack or Euronymous. They’re both my little meow meows

A/N: agreed, they're both so yummy 😮‍💨 here's a euronymous post i've been thinking about writing all week! hope you enjoy, anon :).

thinking about giving euronymous head before he goes on stage <3

‼️ NSFW - MDNI ‼️

warnings: dom!euronymous, sub!gn!reader, oral (male receiving), degrading, face fucking, cum eating

disclaimer: this has nothing to do with the real øystein aarseth. this is strictly based on rory's portrayal of the character.

• he'd always be so nervous before a show, tapping his leg rapidly and smoking a cigarette with stitched brows.

"..fucking lot of people out there.. much more than we thought."

• you'd be worried about how anxious he was, asking if he needed anything.

• he'd perk up a bit, thinking about it before giving you a dark gaze.

"you know what? yeah, i do need something."

• he'd walk over to you and stroke your jaw with a ringed finger, a little smile on his face as he admires what's his.

"c'mon, on your knees. don't give me that look, do as you're told."

• he'd push you down needily, a hand frantically undoing his jeans before someone could walk in. he'd free himself from the fabric prison before immediately forcing his tip into your mouth. sighing quietly.

"hurry up, i'm on in 10 minutes."

• he'd be eyeing the door behind you ever so often, making sure nobody came through it as you started to suck him off.

• he would groan so much, always the vocal one. your warm mouth and swollen lips around him would be enough to drive him absolutely insane.

"mm, good job.. your mouth feels so good, fuck."

• he'd get impatient with your pace pretty quick, knowing his band mates could enter at any moment. he would grab the back of your head, shoving you down until your nose pressed to his base.

• he'd chuckle at you when you gagged, enjoying how your eyes watered and your throat convulsed around him.

"that's it, you can take it."

• he'd start facefucking you roughly, watching you gag and drool around his cock <3.

• sadly, he'd have to be quick, which means he'd be abusing your poor throat, ramming into it over and over, desperate for release.

"fuckfuckfuck, come on-"

• rip your uvula, seriously.

• you'd look like a fucking mess under him. makeup running (if you had any on), tears streaming down your cheeks, drool coating your chin.

• when he'd get close to finishing he'd slam your head down his entire length, moaning shakily and emptying his load down your throat.

"oh, shit~ swallow it, don't you dare spit it out."

"there you go, fuck yeah.."

• he'd pull himself out of your mouth when he was completely finished, putting himself back in his pants and tugging you up.

• he'd pull you in for a long, sweet kiss, not caring if his makeup was just a little smudged.

"thanks.. we'll finish this after the show, yeah?"

• he makes good on his word, trust me ;).

A/N: a simple one for you, thanks again anon! i loved writing this, i already have another idea for euronymous :). i wanna start experimenting with more kinks, i'd just need input on what to write about! hope you enjoyed <3.

#rory culkin #rory culkin smut #angelsnkisses #mdni #euronymous #euronymous smut #gn!reader

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blue-razzslushie · 3 months

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Hogwart Legacy AU: Prof.Sharp

Hey chat, how would you feel if I said I forgot I was doing the deep dive of characters with my MC? I was busy dragging myself out of art block but HERE WE GO!!! (I picked this one via a spin wheel, this one is longer then the others ones I've done because firstly my MC is closer with this John Wick wannabe then the others I've done so there's more to write, and secondly because I may or may not be making a fanfic for these two losers, so I have more ideas etc ^^

First Impression:

Sharp:

✭He's heard a lot about the new student even before entering his class, Survived a Dragon attack and first day of classes saving Hogsmeade from Trolls?? Impressive sure but. . . Problem child much??

✭Pretty skilled with potions for a first timer, Not to mention the fact that they managed to stay on task even after Mr.Weasleys attempt at persuasion. Yet again Impressive, and impressing this man is like taking a Dungbog.

Rory:

✭Honestly didn't understand the constant talk about the professor once actually meeting him. They've heard him get called Intimidating, which is true, then again they've faced a troll and an enchanted armor. However, he isn't purposely cruel like they've heard. . . He's just blunt. Just like them fr!

✭Almost immediately one of their favorite professors, straight to the point. That's how they liked it. They liked potions anyway, its like baking in a way. . . They like baking :]

Overall Dynamic/Relationship:

✭ah yes, the classic and never old trope of a grumpy ass man taking a traumatized child under his wing. Starts off as a Mentor and Apprentice Duo, changes into a Adoptive father child duo. [Which they both PROFUSELY DENY for as long as possible] Y'all know it, you love it, it's great. Don't lie you know it's great

✭Mfs are literally same person different font prove me wrong. Sarcastic, Grumpy asf, Straight to the point, PAINFULLY blunt. Like come on man! They give Joel and Ellie or like Batman and Nightwing istg prove me wrong it's impossible.

Over the storyline [Also Fanfic lore!!]:

I don't really mind spoiling parts of the thing I'm writing, if anything it'll help people understand the relationship more!! So here on out I'm gonna talk about my AU so there will be interactions out of game!! It isn't apart of canon!! [Theses events begin to take place after the first trial]

✭One of the most important things Sharp was well known for, his miraculous perception and observance skills. Over the first half of the semester, the Potions Professor clearly noticed things the other staff didn't

✭The new 5th year always seemed to be running in and out of school, Barely making it to classes and at times not attending them at all. Every time, Fig always somehow had a alibi or excuse for them. Not to mention they somehow always have bruises or other random marks on them.

✭Nobody was that clumsy, especially them, he's seen them before and they are in no way a clutz who rams into things as they claim to be.

✭Let me tell you, His spidey senses were TINGLING.

✭Something was going on here, something behind the lines. He was going to find out what, that's for damn sure. If a student is in danger, he'll get to the bottom of it. Damn firm sense of justice

✭First thing he tried to do was ask the Fig about it, as he seems to be knowing more then he's letting on. Especially with his odd request for the potions master to try and find out whatever he could about the Goblins for Merlin's sake

✭Professor sharp MAY have implyed either Fig is purposely putting the student in danger or he didn't care about them all too much. As you would expect, that didn't settle so well, tense conversation turned to a heated argument. Ending it with a slam of a door and getting absolutely no where in his investigation.

✭He could ask the student directly, but judging by how stubborn they are. He doubts he would get a straight answer. . . If one at all. Not like he could tell the headmaster without any proper proof then a suspicious feeling, as if the irritating man would listen.

✭He was at a standstill, deciding to take a walk to thing. . .when he paused at seeing a disillusioned student walking around the main hall. . .wait a minute is that

✭It was Rory, speak of the devil. As he would with any other student he confronted them, after all this hadn't been the first time they've been caught by staff sneaking around at the dead of night. He ultimately decided a weeks worth of detention was suitable, he was in a mood okay give him a break

✭Rory of course was NOT pleased by this news, they had things to do. Ancient magic to discover, trials to prepare for, Demiguise statues to find!! They didn't have the time to scrub cauldrons!! Nevertheless they had to go, despite Figs protests to sharp which fell on dead ears

✭The detentions were. . .not as horrible as expected to say the least. Instead of scrubbing cauldrons the entire time, it became more of a extra class. Sharp, in his downtime brewed potions for the hospital wing and. . . Another project for the headmaster. He always did it himself but since they were here, why not get the kid to help him out a bit? Get ingredients for him, mince them, juice horklumps etc,,,

✭Sharp, for some unknown reason sort of enjoyed the students presence. They were helpful, but not a pushover. Respectful, but also seemed to have a sense of humor judging by the few sarcastic back and forths. They seemed to actually like to learn, being a fast learner at that. A wonderful quality when he began to actually sort of Mentor them with things other then Potions

✭Rory sorta felt the same way, it was a simpler thing to do that week, something that while not being optional was still enjoyable. Turns out the professor has a LOT of story's about His Auror days he surprisingly seems fond of speaking of. While he does emphasize the dangers and tribulations of the job, he doesn't seem to have hated it. If anything it still seems like just as much of a passion as it was when he was an Auror. Maybe they could be an Auror someday. . .

✭After the weeks detentions were over, It was almost a silent agreement that Rory could still return to help and learn a few tips. That was until around winter [aka, after the third trial]. They seemed to act a bit different, More anxious and jumpy. Slowly beginning to not return as much to the classroom. The Professor didn't mind, Whatever, they have their own things to do. However don't think Sharp forgot about the odd behavior from earlier this year, he still knew something was going on. Still kept a good eye on them

✭Rory after the confrontation with Ranrok and the Loss of Lodgok, unfortunately ran out of wiggenwelds and was in no shape to get to the ROR. So It wasn't until they walked into the potions classroom at 3 in the morning under the impression that the Potions Professor was already gone, drenched in blood did all hell broke loose

✭WHAT. WHEN. HOW. IS THAT A ENTIRE CHUNK OUT OF THEIR ARM MISSING???? WHY ARE THEY MORE CONCERNED ABOUT HIM BEING MAD????Safe to say the Professor wasn't pleased to see the student on their deathbed. After getting a few potions in them, it was the quickest this man has moved towards the nearest floo flame to the Hospital Wing

✭Next morning Sharp DEMANDED answers. They tried to pass it off as a wrong place but come on he isn't that daft!! Same time he was trying to push answers out of them, fig came to visit! That made his mood somehow sour more. How was this man so calm? This kid almost died!?

✭The Professors got into a squabble like schoolchildren until Rory had to break it up, promising the professor answers later. Nurse Blainey shooing him out of hospital Wing for "trying to interrogate a patient at 8AM". Sharp was pissed, but decided to be patient. He swears to Merlin if he gets another blatant lie he is going to throw a FIT.

✭He got answers. . . But it wasn't anything he was expecting. Ancient magic? Goblins?? Ranrok?? He had to sit down for a moment istg. This kid was single handedly trying to save the wizarding world while SOMEHOW KEEPING IT UNDER WRAPS? If he wasn't so damn worried and downright flabbergasted he would be genuinely proud.

✭He was asked to keep it on the downlow for now, by both Fig and the student. He honestly didn't know what to do, so he just vowed to help as much as he could. Much to Figs dismay of course. . .

✭He got radio silence from both the kid and their mentor for the next day. Seemingly to vanish off the face of the bloody earth. It wasn't until Professor Weasley was pounding on his door yelling about an attack on the school did things become more tense. Of course Rory had something to do with this. . . Didn't they?

✭Rest of the battle of hogwarts goes as usual, wasn't until the goblins began to actually fall back did the professor set his mind on the kid again. Attempting to find them, and eventually he did!! Yay!! He found them in the slowly but surely collapsing cavern, more distraught and upset then he had ever seen. Oh. . . Not yay

✭Fig was dead, they were in the middle of having a blown panic attack. This wasn't what he was hoping to come back to. He tried to help as much as possible, wasn't too much help tho. He was never good with emotions

✭Rory felt dizzy, fuzzy. . .like really fuzzy. It was like they weren't in control of their own body. After a moment if struggle passing out themself. Which the potions professor. . .absolutely wigged out. Eventually the other professors showed up just in time. . . Well not really

Aftermath/Future:

✭Rory was apparently in a small coma, damage to the head, body over exhausted, not to mention a concussion and several other severe wounds. They were inthe hospital Wing for a good few days

✭To say the professor was worried was a rather huge understatement. Besides Professor Weasley he was up in the Hospital Wing the most. Killed his leg, but that wasn't on his mind. As much as he knows he liked the kid, it felt odd to feel this worried about someone. Ever since his partner died (who aka in my Au was a brother to him) , he's never really felt so concerned, He hid it under a scowl tho

✭Once Rory woke up, they got their ear chewed off for not coming to him with this sooner, not being careful, giving him a heart attack. And also they unfortunately got the harsh demand of a full explanation, nothing left out. They agreed (thank Merlin he did NOT have the patience to fight with them on it anymore)

✭The next week or two they did not leave this man's sight. It only got worse after they managed to sneak out of the castle with Mrs.Onai and defeat Harlow. He was totally correct in his first assumption they were a problem child. If they tried to get out if the castle, "And just where do you think you're running off to?".

✭After the school year ended, and the MANY meetings with the ministry were over. Sharp was officially given the role of Rory's new mentor to help catch then up over the Summer. Not that neither of them had a problem with that of course. . . He did have a few more stories to share after all

I AM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LONG, I HAVE BEEN HYPER FIXATING ON THEM SO BAD AND LIKE GUH. Curse my cringe ass Parental issues. But anyway, Probably going to start writing the fic I mentioned now that this is gonna be posted. I have an outline for what I'm writing so it'll be nice! Still expect a few drawings here and there dw!!

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts oc #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #rory ebony #ravenclaw mc #professor sharp #aesop sharp #Mc deep dive #tumbler #fictional father figures my belovedsssss #Daddy issues helped me make this actually end me #professor fig #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy fanfiction #hl mc #i am cringe but i am free #i am cringe and i am free

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truefant4sy · 1 year

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Rory culkin/Euronymousxblackreader headcannons nsfw and sfw

Warning: i dont mean the actualy Euronymous i meant the movie version of him.

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SFW:

●hes never really thought he would end up with like you (sweet,polite and overall just kind) i mean look at him.

●As cold as he tries to seem the minute he gets home he's all over you nuzzling his face in your neck and kissing your neck leaving purple marks all over it

●After a good show he tries to kiss you with his corpse paint still on "babe no you still have your little face paint on" you giggle pushing his face away "its called corpse paint. And i don't care, gimme a kiss Y/N" (he always gets his kisses)

●No matter where you guys are he always had a hand on you. He just loves how soft you feel against his calloused bruised finger tips (which he gets after hours of practice)

●hates going shopping with you. He only goes because he gets to see your pretty smile when you pick up something you like and ask him "how cute would this look on me?" which responses "very"

●Sometimes he'll just say your name just to say it. And when you don't answer he puts you in a soft chokehold and gets all close to your ear "did you not hear me?" "i did" "then answer me next time" he kisses your cheek and walks away leaving you all wet and flustered

●when your helping him with his corpse paint he always gives you little kisses in between getting your face all messy

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NSFW:

Warning: degradation,pet names,slapping,choking (whore,slut,bitch)

● alright its pretty big off top. It's about 6 inches soft 9 inches when, hard very veiny and red with a small curve. HUGE balls like they hang heavy.

● every time he's ramming into you he's always very vocal "your my bitch. Mine right?" "mhm-" "say fucking yes" his hand grabs at your throat "y-yes yes i am"

●everytime you say your gonna cum he absolutely loses it "shit-im gonna cum fuckfuckfuck" and the minute your perfect pussy squeezes around him he just covers your insides with cum "ah- fuck you sexy fucking bitch"

●always putting you in a headlock when y'all are doing doggy style he just loves seeing you struggle and cry as he's drilling into you which is even better "i-ah fuck" "hm you like that?"

●Definitely says i love you during sex "fucking shit- i love you god i love you- so much" and you find it so cute when he does but he hates when you bring it up when hes with the guys "don't bring that shit up no more Y/N" "whyyy? It was sooo cute tho" he simply just walks away not wanting to deal with it

●loves doing doggy style just because he likes the way your ass feels on him as it jiggles..he always holds your hand as he pounds into you from behind "g-give me your hands love" and of course he intertwines your guys fingers

●OMG he's so obsessed with how is white hot cum looks on your brown skin like its like he's putting frosting on a chocolate donut and he's loves it "shit- can- can i cum on you" and of course your so fucked out you just let him cover your ass in his cum it always drips down into your asshole

#euronymous smut #rory culkin #rory culkin x black reader #rory culkin x reader #black reader #i love him sm

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thesquirrelqueer · 1 year

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one thing I really love about the heathers proshot is how rory phelan plays ram cause it’s like very obvious that his ram has feelings for martha but can’t admit those feelings due to the social hierarchy. like during big fun, he’s confused as to why she’s there and then tries to give her genuine advice before making a big show about the cider she brought. he does something that shows he cares and then to save face he insults her so people don’t think he’s associating with her in a positive way. then later on after he dies, kurt teases him about martha and his reaction to the teasing isn’t a “ew why would I like martha dumptruck” it’s “stop teasing me about my crush :(” and I kinda love that interpretation of the character

#heathers #heathers the musical #heathers proshot #ram sweeney #martha dunnstock #musicals #shut up dani #heathers musical #I rewatched the proshot and had thoughts

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6-and-7 · 1 year

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A scene from the Time Ram episode Nightmare of Fraxoie, starring Matt Smith.

#doctor who #time ram #eleventh doctor #nightmare of eden #amy pond #judoon #mandrel #art #my art #fan art #tragically I couldn't find a way to include Rory and his nose laser

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saltygilmores · 8 months

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THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS: S3/EP6: TAKE THE DEVILED EGGS (PT 4)

Meanwhile, in Boston, the GG's arrive at Creepy Sherry's baby shower. Although Lorelai only intended to drop Rory off and skedaddle to do some shopping, Creepy Sherry lures Lorelai into the affair with the offer of free food and booze. The first half of the event is fairly unremarkable. Sherry isn't exhibiting the same alarmingly weird behavior around Rory as she did the first time she met her (YET). Crusty's incoming spawn will be named Georgia “GiGi”. As far as which Gilmore Girls infant’s life is more fucked just by virtue of being born, Gigi or Doula, at least Gigi has a slight positive advantage by having a normal name. Crusty's apartment is way too nice for a human cockroach to be living in. Sherry claims Christopher doesn't care whether his child is a boy or girl and why would he it's not like he's going to be spending any time with it whether it be boy girl or four eyed purple martian.

Sherry.... ran over a bunch of people with her car and her friend helped her cover it up? The tone in this woman's voice and Sherry’s non response to this accusation are way too netural to tell if she's kidding or not. I tried Googling whether or not this was a reference to some current event of the day (did some celebrity run down a bunch of people with a car in the early 2000s?) but it was inconclusive. Edit: thank you @katereads for confirming that there was indeed a publicist who rammed her car into a group of people in the early 2000s and this is likely what CreepySherry's friend is referencing. It made big headlines at the time and Lizzie Grubman was a household name and late night talk show fodder. I knew I wasn't dreaming that.

I'm sexually attracted to painstakingly alphabetized collections of things and I hate that this beauty resides in Crusty's home.

Women are always cleaning up after useless men on this show.

I beg to differ.

The party continues with little incident as the ladies play silly baby shower games. Lorelai and Rory are uncomfortable because they're quirky and Not Like The Other Basics and Rory kinda looks she has been swallowed alive by social anxiety nearly to the point of tears and Lorelai's pop culture references & jokes don't land causing awkward silences (again). Rory performs some truly ear-splitting karaeoke. Lorelai provides Sherry with her special brand of very helpful commentary.

Okay "I have to childbirth at 5pm" is hilarious. No ine is asking the important question. How did Crusty manage to land this intelligent, beautiful and ambitious over achiever? She claims to live less than 3 miles from Harvard University, yet Crusty is the best man the entire city of Boston has to offer?

Says Sherry as Christopher's first baby that she's at least somewhat aware he had no contact with for 16 years sits feet away from her. Pregnancy hormones have scrambled her brains and she's talking complete nonsense. (but she's clearly already lost her marbles long ago seeing as she had sex with Christopher to begin with).

That is...a thing someone wrote.

This is the distance Sherry claims she lives from Harvard. How utterly convenient. Some very casual and not scientific Googling where I could very well be wrong tells me that the distances between the closest points in Boston proper to Harvard are a lot further than this, more like 5+ miles, but okay. Fine. It's close enough. It's tv. Sherry and Crusty might also live in a Boston-adjacent area and everyone is like eh close enough, let's call it Boston anyway, like Dean saying he's from Chicago the city but he was actually raised in Chicago's sewers. Honestly I just wanted an excuse to go on a side quest to determine if AmyShermanPalladino pulls these numbers completely out of her ass or if there's some research behind it. Like where 22.8 miles from Yale lands you on a map. Sherry claims she doesn't like children and never planned to get pregnant but Crusty got her pregnant anyway, quelle surprise. Hooo boy! Creepy Sherry's about to turn up the Over Familiarity to Eleven.

I cannot be the only person who finds this woman's strange behavior toward Rory alarming. Why do you always want to get so close to Rory, creepy lady? Worry about your own CrustySpawn now. Dial it back. Creepy Sherry is just chock full of presumptions ain't she. Among her wild presumptions are: 1) that Rory will get accepted to Harvard/ that she won't end up at another school entirely 2) that she actually cares about having a half sister 3) that she actually wants to spend every minute of her free time in college with Crusty and an unfamiliar infant 4) that Crusty will still be around when the baby is born 5) that Rory in any way shape or form consented to any of these plans 6) that Rory's visible extreme discomfort upon hearing these ideas is just something to be ignored 7) (as Lorelai points out a moment later) that given the choice she will prefer to spend her weekends with Crusty and Sherry instead of with her own mother who is she is extremely close to. The only assumption that Sherry has correct is that Rory is going to have virtually no life in college besides academics and couldn't use "I'm too busy" as an excuse to escape forced after-school bonding with her father, creepy stepmother and emotionally neglected half-sister.

This...doesn't make a molecule of sense. Lorelai's nephew is Jess, lol. Ain't that grand. I wish Luke and Lorelai had gotten married a lot earlier for no other reason than Jess could start calling her Auntie as soon as possible and call her that all the time. Just to fucking piss her off.

Another round of applause for the prop food on this show. Incredible.

I am of the belief that Crusty has a sniper perched on a rooftop with a red laser dot aimed at Sherry's head and she has to praise him at all times to anyone who will listen, even though everything she says is about how great he is is complete baloney, or it's lights out. Well, this was originally my conspiracy theory as to why Lorelai feels the need to constantly praise Dean and I'm carrying it over. Besides blackmail, hypnosis, a voodoo curse, or brainwashing, there's really no other explanation in either of these cases. Sherry continues that Crusty's supposed attentiveness which is totally a real thing that's happening right now comes as a shock to her because she initially thought Christopher was going to leave her to become a single mother. Now where would she ever get that idea? It was apparently something Lorelai did or said that inspired him to return to Sherry when she would have been better off raising the kid alone like Lorelai did. What did Lorelai do exactly? They did the horizontal mambo at her friend's wedding and then he skedaddled. Please, fill me in Creepy Sherry.

We know what happened. Please don't make me relive it in my memory. There's no way that 1 and a half minutes of boinking between Lorelai and Christopher was THAT good. If you blink, you'll miss Sherry admitting to Lorelai that she almost had an abortion.

#gilmore girls #lorelai gilmore #creepy sherry #rory gilmore #crusty #Take The Deviled Eggs #Gilmore Girls Season 3 #Denise Rewatches Gilmore Girls #tdde

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npdclaraoswald · 4 months

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I love Rory in canon I really do, but the way people use him as a battering ram against the female companions - especially Amy (after the Girl Who Waited, I saw so much "what are you complaining about Rory waited for longer" - it was his choice!) I get a bit testy.

Yeah! I largely don't have any strong feelings on the Ponds, but when I see people railing against what a terrible person Amy is, I immediately switch to "Actually, she's perfect and you not liking her is a skill issue"

#dw #amy pond #rory williams

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charlicpace · 9 months

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NAME INSPO: doctor who edition ! it's official, i'm back in my insufferable era, and i can only apologise in advance. let's be real, we should just skip the entire list and create a set of twins called gallie and freya, you in ?

adelaide

adam

alistair

amelia

amy

andy

angel

april

astrid

beau

bliss

bob

brannigan

brook

cal

canton

cantrell

cathica

cerys

christina

cooper

clyde

crete

cassandra

clara

dane/s

danny

donna

eddison

elton

esther

evangelista

everett

francine

grace

graham

grey

gwen/yth

harriet

harper

heather

ianto

ida

idris

jabe

jack

jackson

jacqueline

jake

jast

jenny

jessica

jethro

john

kelsey

lake

lance

lazlo

leo

leticia

liberty

lillith

luke

lynda

margaret

maria

martha

matteus

max

melody

mickey

moss

nancy

noble

osgood

oswald

oswin

owen

preston

ram

rani

renette

rex

rhys

ricky

river

robina

rory

rose

rosita

ruby

ryan

sally

sanjay

santini

sarah-jane

saxon

shaun

shereen

skaro

soloman

sparrow

steffi

suki

sunday

suzette

sylvia

tallulah

tanya

thay

toshiko

wilfred

wolfie

yana

yasmin

yvonne

zachary

#ADDIE POSE #ABI ZORBALOFF #CAT(HERINE) NUN #name help #masterlist #rpc #rph #rpt #rp masterlist #rpcw #my help

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dspflv · 9 months

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welcome to my silly little blog ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁

is this outdated? maybe. Do I care? absolutely not! :D

౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆˚ ABOUT ME

My name is nysa! but I just use rory because I can, refer to me as whichever you like :)

I'm a libra, my birthday is on 18th october!

I'm Indian (gujju, incase you were curious)

my blog's instagram

I love writing, @sukisheadlights if you wanna check it out <3

I have hazel green eyes :)

I've dyed my hair red <3

my favourite colours are navy blue, dark cyan/ dark teal, tiffany blue, & white

I'm a true winter (got colour analysed lol)

I play a few games but they're pretty basic

I love formula 1!

౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆˚ MOVIES I REALLY LOVE

mean girls, jennifer's body, clueless, all the harry potter movies, goliyon ki rasleela ram-leela, bajirao mastani, maleficent, alaadin, mulan, shang-chi, anything from the mcu really, avatar (the blue aliens), zootopia, fast & furious franchise, enola holmes, jurrasic world, k-12

౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆˚ SERIES I REALLY LOVE

friends, b99, f1:dts, only murderers in the building, voltron:ld , pjo, bridgerton, gilmore girls, gossip girl, F&F:spy racers, TUA, AWAE, mako mermaids, shadow and bone, stranger things, the deep, obx

౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆˚ ARTISTS I STAN

taylor swift, dua lipa, ariana grande, sabrina carpenter, gracie abrams, conan grey, olivia rodrigo, arctic monkeys, lana del rey, mitski, lyn lapid, laufey, madison beer, doja cat, melanie martinez, hozier, kali uchis, childish gambino

౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆˚ ABOUT THE BLOG

I've always wanted a blog/vlog but I never had the confidence to post videos on youtube so I'm just going to be posting here hopefully even after I eventually start a channel.

౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆˚ A FINAL MESSAGE

So hey, my name is nysa :) I want to be a singer so assuming I become as famous as I wish to be one day, and a fan of mine finds this...don't bully me too much? back to present day, enjoy this look into my chaotic labyrinth of my mind. I love you say it back <3

We'll be doing a little bit of everything here <3

advice, tips, general conversation, blogs, anything you name it :D

except writing, that's gonna be just @sukisheadlights (sorry)

okay, bye!

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