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alright, I know I said I'm taking a break. . . BUT I had motivation.

With a bit of inspiration from @robotfucker-9000, I made a different ending to Rory's epic journey. A more gruesome demise.

I love making them suffer.

TW: Intestines, Blood, Guts, Gore in general 🗣️🗣️

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Hey gang!!

so I'm deciding to take a small break from posting or being active on this account. Mental health kinda cut back on my motivation to ensure I'm posting all the time, and making drawings etc etc. And to be honest the community isn't the best at the moment, doesn't feel all that welcoming. Not to mention I'm kinda fixating on something else at the moment so that also adds to my nonexistent motivation to post.

I'm not exactly a important/ big person in the fandom so I doubt I'll be missed too badly, But just wanted to update cuz I've been radio silent!!

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Good god they're flirting

FUCKING LESBIANS SIGHSSSS I HATE THEM BADDDD

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A dragonfruit (Mei + Redson) stimboard with actual dragonfruit and other related stims for myself!!

🔥 🐉 🍓 | 🔥 🍓 | 🔥 🐉 🍓

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loser,, loser child

I hate them I hate them im going to make sure they have the worst life possible

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Guys, chat Au idea Au idea

The Owl House, Hogwarts Legacy. . . combine.

Imagine it

IMAGINE IT

I'm gonna figure out who's who

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so basically chappell roan opened her gov ball set by projecting a giant "am i gay" quiz on the screen, came painted all in green as the statue of liberty while smoking a blunt in an apple, talked about trans rights, woman rights and palestine, told the white house to go fuck themselves and went on to play a new song. THIS is why she is the IT girl of the generation.

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I love Natty sm!! 😭❤️ she has a wonderful personality, voice and way of speaking that help you relax! 🥺

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Low energy to post, so here's a daily fun fact abt Rory

Fun Fact: you know with Rory being Brazillian; Rory's 2nd language is Portuguese, mainly self taught and the language was just embedded into their daily vocab. As far as they know NOBODY else in Hogwarts and they use that to their advantage. Making sly ass comments and refusing to translate.

I can just imagine them cussing someone out in Portuguese or something. Like Sebastian when he ran into that goblin camp without a plan. You just KNOW they was pissed 😭

Rory: Por que diabos você entrou lá sem um plano!? você poderia ter morrido, você poderia ter me matado também. Pense antes de fazer coisas idiotas!!!

Sebastian: What are you saying!? I don't speak French!! ☹️

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HELLO TTHE WAY I YELLED!??? I JUST WOKE UP AND GOT THIS HTERGEGEQ

DON'T APOLOGIZE IT LOOKS GREAT. YOU NEED SLEEP BABES SO MAKE SURE TO GET SOME

I drew a lot of characters 🤭🤭 (combination of art trades, thank you gifts, and birthday gift drawings)

Thank you @zorro-d-t and @bluerazzslushie for drawing Calypso, you guys are awesome and I love how you drew her!! 💕

Happy birthday to @lamieboo’s Jae and @keri-mcberry ‘s Lyla, they’re both such amazing MCs 😭💕💕 (sorry I suck at drawing men btw)

Art trade with @feakyneon and their oc Micheal, @ladyofsappho with our MCs cal and Carlotta , and with @pierrot-dokki and her mc Gwynvere 💕

These are all the drawings I could get out before I have to go on a long road trip. If I promised to draw your character, I promise it’ll be drawn sometime in the next two days!

Love you guys 😭💕

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It makes me happy when they listen

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Everyone : Simping for Sebastian

Me: tries to be the meanest possible so he stops flirting with my character (it won't work)

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Beware the following mindless deranged rambling that randomly hit me at 3am, but I can't be the only one who felt this way when playing for the first time...

Not having Officer Singer conspiring with Rookwood was a big fat missed opportunity

And whether it was intentional or not, it was all perfectly laid out for a plot like this since the start!

From her first theatrically heroic appearance in Hogsmeade:

As a Magical Law Enforcement Officer, I assume Singer is equipped with the basic knowledge of evacuation procedures e.g. steeling all persons away from the ongoing threat and ensuring they exit the area safely.

But what did she do instead?

Luring the massive troll into rampaging further into Hogsmeade, leaving a pair of 15-year-olds completely out in the open, vulnerable to new imminent dangers. And sure enough, as soon as MC and Natty/Sebastian were alone, another troll bursted in, mere seconds after Singer left the scene.

What's not to say she was only there to clear of any potential civilian witnesses, using the first troll to scare them away under the guise of doing her job, while the second troll quickly comes crashing in, with MC being served up in a silver platter.

Later we saw Singer comes running back and is understandably surprised to see MC unscathed. We get this strange piece of dialogue:

She didn't bother assessing, or at least securing the crime scene when it's literally the first step to ensure an initial investigation can later be conducted properly. Instead she does the complete opposite by having someone else to practically wipe it clean of anything worth further investigating; there may be debris or bits of damaged armour with lingering traces of dark magic, all gone. Then she just vanished, leaving a couple of teenagers alone in an deserted area, again.

Later we meet Rookwood for the first time.

From here we learned that Rookwood watched the whole incident unfold, implying he planned to abduct MC at the first chance he got, one which Officer Singer very conveniently provided. The only thing stopping him was seeing the new kid had absolutely Thanos-ed a troll using unfamiliar form of magic.

And he wasn't exactly discreet either. Rookwood, an infamous criminal gang leader was allowed to so nonchalantly wander around Hogsmeade in the broad daylight and it was clear he could to barge into public establishments whenever he wanted while openly threatening a pair of minors without repercussions. A Dark Wizard who was now actively stalking a literal child got to walk away scot-free. Pretty lenient...

At this point it wouldn't be too outrageous to say Singer is systematically participating in organised wizarding crime. Here's an interesting piece of dialogue from Rookwood:

"Favours." now we have proof that Rookwood somewhat has a little power in the Ministry. There could've been a transactional relationship between Rookwood and Singer too.

British policing wasn't exactly well liked; venal and corrupt as it was, elite officers colluding with criminals weren't new. Assuming it applied to the Wizarding World too. At the era HL takes place, bribery and cover-ups were daily occurrences, which could garner favours that often came from the very criminals from whom corrupt officers have collected in exchange for "turning a blind eye".

This one's a bit of a stretch to be honest, but it may have explained how Rookwood evidently was able to be as active as he was for "months." And it certainly would make more sense in how Singer maintained keep her position a lawwoman that's reputable and admired by the locals as long as she did, despite her blatant inactions.

It'd be too easy to claim Officer Singer was never fired simply by theorising the Department of Magical Law Enforcement were as unfit, unintelligent and incapable as the forces from the Victorian Metropolitan Police.

But it's later found out the locals felt very differently:

People trusted her, relied on her. They felt safe whenever she's near, despite the constant terrorising and illegal activities at every corner in Hogsmeade or literally anywhere else.

Shit, even MC themselves pointed this out ( after local businesses were being extorted and a student was just kidnapped by a group of adults:

I got so excited because I was convinced there would be a twist of some sort, where we may get to pull a Houdini or a Scooby-Doo then unmask Singer as another sleazy dark witch that's been undercover and lying to the public for years, secretly exploiting with Rookwood and manipulating the same people she's meant to protect.

I was so mentally prepared for the scandal, already so gleefully imagining the reactions of the villagers, the teachers or students from the sheer betrayal after speaking so highly of her and putting so much trust in that woman.

Imagine my disappointment when I find that she really was just hilariously incompetent 😂

I can always incorporate it in the fic, that'd be fun.

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@ravenwind-75 wanted to see Rory in game so here you go!!

My son, my daughter, they are so baby. I love them so bad it's insane (in a parental way don't think like that)

Love how out of pocket this is tho