#ror x reader incorrect quotes

[guppythefishy]

Incorrect Quotes RoR #2

Y/n:I can't your to heavy! *Holding onto Göll, who is dangling of a cliff*

Göll:You can do it just pretend I'm one on your God friends!*holding on for dear life

Y/n:*Slowly letting go*

Göll:NOT ZEUS NOT ZEUS-!!

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RoR Incorrect quotes#132 This might as well happen...

Tiredly...possibly depressed y/n that...has no reaction to anything anymore and Loki has made bets HE could make this human show despair or laugh, It's been 10 years, and now...he started to get worried...like he WONT admit he started to like hanging out with this human but come one he got a bet to win-

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Loki: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult?~ Tired!Y/n: Myself.

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Loki: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Tired!Y/n The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Loki: Stop.

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Tired!Y/n*Sees a trashcan and jumps inside it*... Loki: Y/n, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

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Tired!Y/n: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a really creepy bitch Loki: What changed your mind?~ Tired!Y/n: Oh, I still think you're creepy, I've just grown used to it

...Raise ya hand if ya want this to be a series?

[bones4thecats]

When you try messing with your adopted sibling...

Adamas: Hey, let’s mess with Y/N, guys! Zeus: Hey, Y/N, your mama's so fat- Reader: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Valhallan prison. Adamas: Well, uh- your dad- Reader: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets. Poseidon: The fuck- Zeus: Well then... Hades: Stop it, Zeus! Zeus: Your grandparents are so- Reader: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted. The Olympian Brothers: ... Reader: You cannot best me, brothers.

[recreationalfanfics]

Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

[harusaki-hugo]

ROR Incorrect Quotes!!

Y/n: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Zerofuku: We got spring water Y/n: NO. Buddha: with EXTRA minerals Zerofuku: it's like licking a stalagmite Y/n: DON'T COME HOME. Buddha: Mmmmm cave water

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Y/n: Buddha and I are having a baby. Zerofuku: That's gre- Y/n, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Y/n: What did you do with Hades's body? QSH: What didn’t I do with the body? Y/n: QSH: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Y/n: You have to apologize to QSH Hades: Fine. Hades: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[lotusmybelovednsfw]

Record of Ragnarok!

Incorrect quote!

Science crew!!

Tesla: There's a Penis picture of mine somewhere, I just lost it.

Edison: Well Guess what?

Tesla: ?

Newton: WE FOUND IT!

Tesla: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE, HOLY SHIT-

The others: What the-

Me and Tesla stans: How much for the picture-

(I love it- HA-)

[kyat-kyat]

Incorrect Record of Ragnarok Quotes #3

Poseidon : What are you doing? Kojiro : Kissing this shell 🐚 Poseidon : Disgusting Poseidon : Damn, I wish I was that shell Kojiro : What? Poseidon : I said I wish you burn in hell Hades : ....

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RoR Incorrect quotes#121 Go away papa

Daddy Poseidon + Atheist!Y/n had twins...And the babies got all their features from Poseidon...and straight up don't like him-...hell even in your belly the moment Poseidon put his hand on your belly they KICK it off you as if going "GET YOUR DISCUTING HANDS OFF MUMMY"-...normally the twins didn't kick or move a lot like they knew your uncomfy...the twins don't like many only cute and cuddly with you but there are surprising...special exceptions...like uncle hades, kojiro,Heracles and... Adamas both twins smile at him-...pathetic dad Poseidon is all I want-

Zeus*Looking at the twin's who are the carbon copy of him wrapped in little burritos sucking their binkies...only a month old-*...They attack?

Poseidon*Holding his twins in arms with bags under his eyes*...Worse

Twins*looking at Zeus like he is the scum of the earth,heaven n Hell, up and down unimpressed by him*...

Poseidon:-They JUDGE you...

Zeus:...

...Dunno what their names be-

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RoR Incorrect quotes#188 No thoughts head empty stare

Immortal!Y/nn*Sitting beside him giggles seeing your villager and his villager from Animal Crossing get married* Til death do us part, right, Puppy?

Anubis*Who thinks they're actually married now and grins at you* It's cute you think death can separate us~

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RoR Incorrect quotes#183 Baby Fever

Do you THINK Hades is gonna stop at ONE baby?... YOU WISHED-

Your Eldest son came to visit from his boarding school...to find out his father felt empty nest syndrome the five minutes he left...and now your...very much pregnant-

Y/n*Smilling seeing your son after months* It's okay. You've been busy, Point is, you're here today. Now, give your mama a hug!~

Teen!Son*Gives you a weak one-armed hug*Oh, yeah, okay-

Y/n*grimly, pupils becoming smaller* I spent thirty-seven hours squeezing you out of my body, and this is what I get?

Teen!Son: O-Oh, I just didn't want to—

Y/n*threateningly*Give your mother a hug

Teen!Son*nervously with a squeaky voice nods* Okay.

You and him share a tight, warm hug

Part 2 of:

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RoR Incorrect quotes#158 Romance

Nikola: Y/n I need my-

Y/n*Scrooling thru your phone, hands him his NOW cleaned goggles*

Nikola: Oh also I didn’t get a chance to…

Y/n*Hands him a cup of fresh cup of coffee, Just how he likes it*

Nikola*Sipping the coffee and blinks*... Marry me?

Y/n*Not looking up at him* I took care of that too, we’ve been married for the past seven years

Nikola: Excellent!~

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RoR Incorrect quotes#123 Unicorse

Hades: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Nikola: oh.

Hades: But then I met Y/N, and now you seem professional and serious.

Nikola: Y/n isn't that goofy-

Y/n*in room interrogating his puppet unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Nikola: Statement retracted...

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RoR Incorrect quotes#184 WHAT-

Apollo*Looking at Anubis*Haha~I thought I had you pegged little buddy

Anubis: Heh!~Nah that's Her job!~

Anubis points to you putting whoopee cushions on all the deities' seats

Immortal!Y/n*Turns back to look at them*...???

Apollo: Ah okay...-WAIT WHAT THE F-

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RoR Incorrect quotes#179 He Bluescreened

Hades*banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Aztec!Y/n: Stop that- How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Hades: I- Hades: I don’t know the correct answer to that question...

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RoR Incorrect quotes#135 Dadam is gonna wake up...SO confused-

You make a deal with one of the deadly sins to bring your father back to life...

Beelzebub: Very well!When you return home tonight, Your father will be in pristine health again...It will be like he never perished it at all... even the memory of his death and suffering will fade...

Y/n: Thank you...so much...He means everything to me...

Beelzebub: I know I know...Lets hope the price wasn't too much for you after all~ Only time will tell---

Y/n:...So...When do we start?...

Beelzebub*Looks confused at you*-If May ask you to elaborate?...

Y/n: You said you wanted my firstborn-

Beelzebub: Yes,...and you agreed?

Y/n*Arms crossed looking at him,thought he was flirting with them* Yeah! So...WHEN do WE start?~

Beelzebub:...???-

Beelzebub*Is still not getting it till...he realizes the implications and is taken aback that he blushes*Ah...

You want this as a series guys?...

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RoR Incorrect quotes#172 Such a lil gentleman-

Hermes*Feels his coat tail being tugged and sees...you one of the humans Brunhilde adores*

Y/n: I hope this isn’t too forward but...*reveals a tiny frog in his cupped hands* -I caught you a frog

Frog*Squeaks cutely at him*

Hermes:...

In Spongebob's voice" A phew moments later"

Hermes*Smilliing looking at Zeus holding his resignation...the tiny frog with a bow tie and top hat resting on his shoulder* -and that’s when I knew I would be marrying that human, Apologies sir but I'm switching to the humans~