#roomate!techno

[thirsty-lakedream]

Third Roomate

I arrive after a long day of classes and this is the first thing I see when I walk into the apartment.

I’m not too surprised. It’s quite normal to see my roommate sitting on the couch and watching one of his shows. What I did not expect is how he looked.

“Hey, Matt…”

The guy glances over but says nothing, instead turning his attention back to the tv. Instead of his normal sci-fi shit he instead is watching a baseball match.

“Matt, yo I’m talking to you.” I try to block the screen with my body but he simply leans over, pointing the remote to the screen.

“In a sec man, I’m trying to watch the game.” I roll my eyes. I doubt he actually knows what’s going on about, just trying to play into his new look. “And stop calling me Matt, you know my name.”

I roll my eyes, “God you are obsessed. You know, when I agreed to buy ‘Gabriel’ with you I thought I’d at least get a turn every so often…”

“Oh come on.” The muscles blonde stood up, towering nearly a foot above me. If I didn’t know any better, I’d feel a bit intimidated. “I’m just having some fun with our new toy before you take him for the rest of the night!”

“Is this fun? Your sitting all alone pretending to be some dumb jock interested in sports. Tell me Gabe, did ‘Matt’ even go to class today?”

He shifted slightly trying to hide away, but with his big frame it was difficult to. “Not exactly… But don’t worry, l attended for him.”

“Dude! Are you serious?” Turning away from the guy, I barged into my roommate’s room, where I found him exactly where I thought I would. He stood in the center wearing a full-body haptic suit and VR headset strapped onto his head. He faced the wall, seemingly staring at nothing. The equipment was rigged to his PC, with the screen showing all sorts of familiar diagnostics and body mapping windows.

“You’ve seriously been using Gabriel all day? Even when you know I called using him tonight! Now his batteries are gonna be dead before I can even use him.” You grab him by the shoulder trying to shake him back to reality.

Matt didn’t turn to me but responded to my accusation “Relax bro. He’s been on the charger since he got home so you don’t have to worry! Look!” From behind me Gabriel walked up, standing attentively.

Both Matt and Gabriel spoke in at the same time in unison. “See? Look I’m Gabriel and I’m ready to go out with my frat bros all night!” Matt performed a mocking jig and Gabriel mimicked the exact movement. He then touched his finger to the temple of his virtual reality goggles and in an instant Gabriel halted all movement.

You see, Gabriel isn’t a real person, he never was actually. He’s what’s known as a techno-puppet. Like how in a video game you can use a controller to manipulate your avatar. It works the same way but instead you control this hyper realistic doll. It wasn’t hard to see why Matt took such a liking to living as him. We spent the last month building this entire life, even forging papers to make him an ‘official’ student in our college. We have people thinking he’s our third roomate, but in reality he’s just a toy for us to experience an exciting college life.

I waited for a moment as he took off the VR equipment and handed it to me. Hiding away into my own room, I excitedly put on the gear. Sitting myself down comfortably on my bed, felt around the headset until I found the power button. Pressing it, the technology in the haptic and goggles whittled to life. After a brief loading time, my vision awoke and I found myself once again standing in Matt’s room. My roomate grinned trying to hide his envy as I was now in control of Gabriel. Maybe ill give him a taste of his own medicine for hogging the beautiful body by taking him for the entire weekend. I know Matt is harboring a secret crush on our puppet so teasing him around the apartment can be a warmup to get into my new persona

[leafcabbage]

Every day mourning what they (the absolute overrule SBI family dynamic had on the fandom circa 2021) took from us 😔 we could have had non-fd drdi sbi,,, more phil content,, maybe even queerplatonic emerald duo,,,,

(I do not blame you for the family dynamic because i was here also circa 2021 and dear god was the sbi fd prevalent. Remembering the times with fear. If i have to see one more bad phil take about him neglecting his son tommy, or techno calling phil "dad", i will bury myself in the forest floor and never reemerge)

oh anon you understand me... trust me you will never have family dynamic with tommy and phil or techno. you shouldve seen my dms to some of the people i was close to at the time... every time someone suggested full family sbi dynamic i was out here like "nooo tommy has puffy!!! thats his adult!! phil is his cool weird teacher friend not his dad!!!!" NO hate to people who said stuff like that in comments it was the expectation of the time but i was not going in that direction

i also then tripped myself so bad by making phil a prof, and then becoming a freak about the ethical relationships between a professor and student at the college, and then just stopped writing him becuase i got chidi levels of ethically anxious about properly writing it.

all that said. anon. you are about to get so much phil. ive officially decided to move wilbur out of the story (i have plans. he is going to france.) in doing so i will be bringing in more phil and more techno. and youre gonna find out more about their whole dynamic and stuff, though i need to reread some shit and take notes to not actively go against stuff ive made canon. and please know techno may techinically have been adopted into the family but phil is not his dad hes his weird ex-and-future-roomate-and-best-friend-slash-educational-mentor-and-he-would-kill-for-phil

sorry for all the dashes

anyway thanks for the ask anon <3

[eitiledaaa]

Came back on the subway sliiightly drunk... roomate 1 went to this techno party to which i very deliberately did not buy tickets to even though this amazingly cool and kind new friend repeatedly told me to come 🥹 the only one in the group who i feel like she actually gives a shit whether i go... had dinner w the hosts, another couple and redacted university college students oh my god do i feel old... roommate #2 never ever goes out, door closed, is she awake or is she not... tomorrow is catching up on classwork day wish me luck and send me spiritual fortitude. I finally feel like i'm here. City of dreams and whatnot

[bittydragon]

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

-Plant

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

Answered in the previous ask! But short answer, most definitely

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

Two moments I can think of in particular, though one is less of a scene and more of a missed autocorrect I caught later from the influx of comments about it

Tired and Confused, the scene/exchange where Techno was excitedly and panickedly telling Phil about Wilbur being in the house. He’s such an awkward boy in the scene and it always make me smile

Roomates, Huh?, where autocorrect changed Sapnap’s name to subpoena... don’t ask how I missed that one, I refuse to change it though because it’s hilarious

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

The Other's secret

by Blueshapeshiftdragon

Wilbur and Quackity are both starting college and decided too move in together. But now that they live together they are starting to notice that they are keeping some kind of secret away from each but don't know what. Wilbur other words know as Control fights with his twin brother the Blade and is fighting mostly against the hero Dream.

Quackity is running a underground casino under the name Jester with his friend and partner Charlie or Slimecircle. But once he starts feeling odd feelings towards his new roomate.

Now that his brothers Wilbur and Techno are out of the house more he can be the boss of business bay but now he is being staked by the number one hero. Now things are getting worse.

p.s first story

Words: , Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Gen

Characters: Alexis | Quackity, Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Sam | Awesamdude, Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Justin | TimeDeo

Relationships: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity & Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity & TommyInnit & Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, and they were ROOMMATES, Secret Identity, Villain Wilbur Soot, Villain Alexis | Quackity, Villain Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante Justin | TimeDeo, I am surprise that is a tag, Hero Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), my best friend is my beta reader, hopeful I can update weekly, POV Third Person, Miscommunication, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

[thechaosoflonging]

cute tings my besfwen did on dis trip tog w me 2 den haag & s-hortengobosch

he’s da only one who can see thru my facade of being happi in isolation & he told me dat i was rly sad acc n i had a huge self identity/personal crisis n cried for an hour in da hotel room. & realised i didn’t wanna 2 live like dis

couldn’t meet me at da airport saur said he’ll pay for a taxi 2 my gaff

bought me my ov chip card as a reign of passage of me being a local in da dam (2 pay me back for my taxi)

changed his bedsheets for me at my request

let me keep my stuff here & kept a drawer for me

peeled an orange for me & gave me a bit of choco da next morning for bweakfast (it was his fake roomates lmao) + told me 2 use his fake roomate’s body wash if his were empty lmao

would fill himself water n then fill it again for me in da same glass instead of giving me a separate glass

always shares his airpods w me whether it be a podcast or vids on ytb or reddit or music<3

helped me out in da markets when i didn’t have cash & i was able 2 get rly cute cat eye sunglasses bc of him for 10€

helped me w smuller getting me a borger bc it was like a vending machine for food

bought me water in da shops

told me when we arrived in s-hortogenbosch dat it was acc a rly cute town n he felt bad bc he’s sick n didn’t want 2 shit all over my plans

showed me his festival vids/pics & his concert vids

changed my mind abt techno! lofi techno or chill techno or techno where there r vocals is acc nice 2 listen 2 w a fwen

told me 2 stand near sum flowers n took pics of me

had dmc w me l8 at nite

we had a talk abt our relationship n i realised dat he treats me like family. not like a guest. no matter where i go. we’re jus so comfortable w one another bc we’ve known each other for 8 years

told me dat if i got a vocal coach i’d be an amazing singer bc i have a nice voice i jus dunno what 2 do w it along w being saur nasally n vocal fry a lil bit when i sing from my throat. it rly boost my confidence in singing bc all my life i’ve been told 2 shut up but my 2 besfwens r da most supportive of me musically wise

is acc convincing me 2 move 2 NL & 2 move out my gaff

told me i can come over for a week n we can do lots of fun stuffs hehe

told me 2 not be a stranger n dat i was always welcome 2 stay w him n his roommate

told me dat my turquoise dress was gorgeous & dat my tennis dress was v 70’s esque

his fake roommate told me dat he told her abt me working in childcare which means he does talk abt me 2 his fwens

took candid photos of me on da boat & nice photos of me posing

taught me 2 drive da boat. we got stuck in a pond but he got us out of it. & he slowed da boat when there were cute ducks n swans

went 2 an arcade n played ddr w me even doe it was out of his comfort zone

got rly rly rly into taiko drum game w me n we killed da last song n we look to our right n there were a group of 10 ppl (tourists?) outside looking at us n cheering along w us as we finished da song n it was da funniest ting dat has happened 2 me in a long time

dis cute lil tap tap tings on my bare leg/arm while we were listening 2 music n lip synced songs while we vibed tog

haggled da taxi for a round trip for me

got my luggage n stitch for me super fast as i stayed in da taxi

kept reassuring me not 2 worry

carried my water/smoothie/rubbish for me in his side pockets

carried my slippers for me in his bag

told me dat childcare/au pair suits me sm again

told me he acc thought sum of my playlist was p gud

always sat next 2 me on da train even doe his fake ass roommate tagged along w us 2 da market

called me out on my perfectionist standards which i rly needed 2 hear

told me dat he’s gonna invite me 2 stuffs n we can do more tings tog if i stopped bringing my suitcase lmao

took selcas w me on da boat <3

sent me off 2 da airport even doe he had 2 help his fake roommate move out

always sat next 2 me on da train given da option of sitting next 2 me or his fake roommate

[elysianightsss]

Roommate!Techno x Camgirl!Reader

I’m not listening

Warnings: swearing, more characters than usual, 18+

“Where did you get that?” He asks gripping his cereal bowl so fucking hard trying not to drop it, but he felt weak all over seeing you wearing his shirt.

That stupid shirt that has ‘I’m not listening’ printed on the front, he remembers when Phil gifted it to him on his birthday saying it was perfect for him. It had been stretched around his chest and arms where Techno had bulked out throughout high school and now Uni.

“It was in my washing pile, I thought it looked familiar.” You smiled oh so sweetly, he gripped the porcelain so tight he thought it would shatter. “You don’t mind right?” You ask slipping on your slippers to go run the trash downstairs.

You blink up at him because one of his hands had curved around your arm, he looked shocked at his own actions immediately letting go. The top of his ears turning red as he mutters “at least put some shorts on underneath.” before rushing into his room.

“What was that?” You frown with confusion, quick to shake it away grab the trash and exit apartment 20. His shirt, even though it had been in the wash, reeked of him. His fucking delicious smell that you wanted to roll around in. His shirt fucking reeked of it.

You got to the room for the trash shoot- “Fuck. Fuck my life.” You huffed seeing a line of other students just waiting to shove their trash bags down the shoot.

“That’s what we get for living in a building basically known for uni students.” Alexia rolled her eyes resting her head on your shoulder as you nodded. Her messy bun making yours messier, she looked like she couldn’t be bothered to wear anything except George’s shirt and leggings.

“Who’s shirt is that?” Violet, who looked the spitting imagine of the raven haired superhero from the fucking incredibles, said. Gum being stretched with her pretty porcelain teeth. Her manicured fingers tapping away at her phone.

“Why do you care?” You raise your eyebrows looking at the green t-shirt with a smiley face she wore.

“Why are you being so touchy?” Dream laughed slinging his arm around Violet. Her face scrunching up in disgust, pushing his arm off her and cutting the line.

“Hey!” Dream pouts, “she’ll be mine.” He winks at you and Alexia before running after her.

“First of all, ew, second of all, ew.” Zan mutters, her head resting on your other shoulder. Zan’s light blue braided hair went right down to her waist, you lived for her brightly coloured fashion and her beautiful dark skin. She looked like a boss ass bitch all the time.

“Who’s shirt are you wearing?” Zan frowns trying to recall ever seeing you in something like that before but coming up short.

“Techno’s.” You mumble so quietly that you silently hope they didn’t hear you, but with the way both their heads sprung up. You know they did.

“Tec-“ You shush them both with a light hit to their stomachs.

“Drop it.”

He let you keep it, honestly he would be too shy to ask for it back if he even wanted to which he doesn’t. Seeing you in his clothing had his sweatpants tightening.

Techno flushed like a tomato seeing you wear it in the beginning of one of your streams, you knew it was risky but you were in one of your moods where the words ‘who cares’ floated around your head. He was so busy staring he almost screamed when his dorm mate from last year Schlatt called him and freaked out on the phone.

“Bro isn’t that your shirt! I fucking swear you have one just like it!” He shouted, Techno just knows if he lived in cartoon world the phone would be vibrating in his hand at how loud Schlatt was talking.

“They make more than one shirt J.” Techno tried his best to show he was rolling his eyes through his voice.

“But it has the same paint stain from when we painted George’s moms house in tenth grade-“

“It’s just a coincidence man, why are you watching this anyway didn’t Stacy bust you for watching shit like this?” Techno puts Schlatt on speaker and pulls off his shirt checking out his muscle progress in the mirror before pulling a new one on.

“Stacy smacy! I can do whatever I want!” Schlatt grumbles at the sound of his on again off again girlfriend who he’s actually pussywhipped for “Fuck, I’m going to the gym!” The beep beep beep of Schlatt hanging up sounded in the room, letting the sound of your gorgeous moans ring in Techno’s ears.

Tags:

@victory-is-here

@streamer-vulpecula

@cherryblossomdelusion

@angelicadiabolus

[side-sidecast]

If I die, you will bring me back and I'll jump back in and keep beating it up.

ID: Three images of the same digital painting. Image 1 is the painting of Technoblade from the Dream SMP, as he jumps into the elder-guardian-room in Pandora's Vault. The elder guardian has a round body with spikes, a long tail, and a single eye. It is much larger than him and he dwarfs next to it. He is barefoot, wearing pants and a shirt. He leaves bubbles behind him. The elder guardian is chained down to the columns that reach well into the distance. A ray of light beams from its eye and onto Techno.

Image 2 and 3 are closeups of the painting, one of Techno and the other of the bubbles. End ID.]

[ilivebitch]

because a lil cuddle never hurts, do they?

[rooberrystar]

Edward is back! This is the best day ever!

He lost a canon life to the dogs but he traveled far and wide to return to his roommates and do he little dancey dance! Good for him :D

[gelatina-destroyer]

Man, techno's stream was something 😂

[annqennel]

Everyone else this stream: *intense, serious, role playing out the wazoo*

Techno: “I’m loving this interior decorating”

[pandaakatsuki]

*me, desperately, pathetically looking for things on ao3 to read and obsess over*: mmmmmmm

O r p h a n p a t h

Mind brrrrrrr

[elysianightsss]

Roommate!Techno x Camgirl!Reader

See something you like?

Warnings: 18+, swearing, dirty thoughts, shits about to kick off.

You had thought about it, all through your business lecture. Techno. He was sweet, maybe a little too sweet for you but sweet nonetheless and definitely a gentleman. Besides the times he spies on you.

He was kinda perfect and you didn’t know if you should have that in your life. Have someone so perfect that it makes you look at your darkened and flawed self and want to change it. Because you didn’t wanna change yourself but you didn’t know if you’d be able to keep that up with him around.

You also didn’t know that Techno didn’t want you to change either, he liked, sorta loved who you were.

You weren’t paying attention to anything your professor said, too entranced in the smell of Techno’s shirt that hugged your body. It still had that musky, spiced apple and sandalwood stench. You pulled the collar up to your nose inhaling while you slouched in your seat.

It had your mind spinning, just his smell, imagine what it would do to you if he was inside y-

“Well?” Oh shit. Oh fuck. Was he talking to you? Yup. Your professor was looking at you raising a shaped eyebrow. He acts like he’s never gone to a salon in his life, but everyone knows he gets his eyebrows threaded. He’s been hard on you ever since you saw him coming out of your nail salon with a manicure. Nothing you couldn’t handle you thought sitting up and linking your fingers together.

“Sorry I didn’t hear your sir. But may I say you’re practically glowing today.” You faked a smiled at him watching his spray tanned face drop just like he dropped his question.

Alexia had giggled and shook her head in disbelief when you told her. “How you get away with half the shit you do I don’t even know.” Neither did you. For sure you had some guardian angel looking out for you like all those times you’d gotten into fights in high school and you weren’t blamed, even when it was your fault.

“I’m starving.” Zan giggles pushing through yours and Alexia’s linked arm and dragging you to the cafeteria with her, Alexia not far behind.

“I don’t know what I want.” She thinks aloud, her eyes scanning all the food on display.

“I do.” You and Zan say at the same time. Zan of course meant the Mac and cheese special that she’d been waiting for all week. You however had your eyes on an engineering major that was getting his protein before his afternoon workout. Your teeth tugging at your bottom lip as images flashed in your dirty mind.

Maybe you help spot him while he’s lifting weights. Maybe your being pushed against the nearest wall or mirror..or window.

“Come on.” Zan drags you to the food scooping a greedy amount of m and c practically drooling like you had suddenly noticed Techno was over you.

“See something you like?” Techno’s eyes snap to yours, he wants to say yes. His favourite fucking past time was staring at you, he needs to say yes. God he does but the shyness twists his tongue and he blinks away feeling like a fool.

He didn’t expect what you did next; your hand gripped his jaw, you turn his head to face you, “I said. See something you like?” Another thing he admired about you, the confidence you imbued. He nodded, not being able to let out the words he wanted to say. In his head this whole scenario went differently.

“See something you like?” You’d say looking up at him from where you stood in the cafeteria line. He’d grin pulling your body to his by your waist.

“How could I not? A sexy vixen like you. So pretty, so perfect. I’d ravish your body, the way you do on those streams of yours.” Your eyes would widen in shock saying ‘how did he know!’

“I know everything pretty one.”

And maybe it would have happened like that, but it didn’t. Instead he nodded and you nodded before picking up your food and leaving. Once more he cursed himself for letting you walk away from him, although he didn’t mind the view.

“You suck at flirting.” The pop of Violet’s bubble makes his mood sour more than it already had.

“And?” His lips tighten together harshly.

“And nothing, just you suck at it.” She shrugs popping another piece of gum into her mouth and sauntering away her heels clipping and clopping on the floor.

“Bitch.” He scoffs sitting down at a table with Dream. He tries to ignore George and Alexia a table over. She’s on his lap trapped between him and the table, the smile on her face is sickening to him. His mind is twisting and turning, playing that nasty trick on him. The one where if he can’t be happy no one else can.

He doesn’t wanna go there but that’s where he’s heading the longer his eyes stay on the happy couple. George kissing Alexia softly, slowly. Almost cautiously. The way Techno wants to kiss you and maybe the way he doesn’t.

“Bro stop staring, it’s getting weird.” Dream laughs shoving basically half his sandwich in his mouth. Techno grimaced at the sight.

“Try not to swallow each other.” You giggled and Techno’s grimace turned into a full on smile a laugh of his own bubbling in his chest as he watches you throw a french fry at Alexia and George.

“Shut it!” Alexia growls throwing it back. Your eyes lock on to his while your mid smile, you look so fucking beautiful. You always do. Techno so entranced by you he hadn’t noticed someone else staring too.

He hadn’t even sat down yet, he was walking to the table when he noticed it. The old white paint stain against the tan coloured material. That stupid fucking slogan that suited his friend perfectly. He dropped his tray, the sound slicing through the chitter and chatter of the cafeteria. Soon enough everyone was looking his way while he stared you down.

Techno swears his heart stops now noticing it too, your shirt, his shirt on your body it swallows your figure but he can’t think about how your size difference has his jeans tightening. He can’t help that every aspect of him is big. Another thing he can’t think about. The silence is deafening, it hurts his ears. The engineering major turns to look at his friend who still hasn’t taken his eyes off of that damn shirt.

“Schlatt.”

[defectfile1wav]

“They had it comin' all along I didn't do it (she didn't do it) But if I'd done it (but if she'd done it) How could you tell me that I was wrong?”

I can’t wait the DSMP prison to get enough prisoners to be able to perform the cell block tango.

It will be great.

In the middle of the performer, they will escape.

[beeindaclouds]

Being their sibling and having a crush on one of their friends pt. 2 *ೃ✧˚.

Includes: Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Nihachu, Eret Wilbur Soot, C!Technoblade, C!Philza × Reader

A.N: You are close im age to the person you like in the scenario

Part One

❝ Quackity ❞

"Do you like Karl?"

"Huh?!"

"I mean same, but still-"

"Quackity."

Yes, he just stormed into your room and asked you that one day

He said he had a "feeling" about it that's why he asked

Tubbo accidentally told him

He'll tease you a little, like any sibling would with anything

But he will try to help you

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

This is based off the last irl stream with Tubbo (Tubbo's not the crush btw)

You came to visit Florida with your brother because you and Tubbo had streamed togheter and were pretty close friends

While on camera you seemed energetic and chaotic, having fun with all of them

Off camera you got pretty shy, especially around a certain blonde haired boy

Karl didn't notice until you all got to the golf court

He noticed you and Punz quietly talking to the side. Your face flushed pink as Punz leaned to fix your hair

He had to call Sapnap over to make sure he wasn't hallucinating

The two then quietly decided to separate and approach the chuckling couple

Sapnap took Punz and Karl, of course, took you

"You two seemed pretty...cozy. Something you wanna tell me?"

"He's a nice guy. Should I not?"

"What? No. If you like him go, I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page. You know I'll support you no matter what"

❝ Nihachu ❞

She's very observant. And you two are very close so she knows you like the back of her hand

So she noticed little things that others couldn't whenever you would be live with Eret

Like how your voice went a note higher whenever he joined or how you'd get a little fidgety when he would compliment you

She of course didn't directly ask you if you liked him, she didn't want to embarrass you

But she found another way to confirm your crush

"You and Eret are very adorable togheter, don't you think?"

"REALLY- I mean, you think so?"

"I know so"

❝ Eret ❞

You and Niki seemed to be inseparable

Everywhere you went, she was near by

You were almost clingier then the Clingy Duo and that's saying a lot

But it wasn't only on the SMP, also in real life, since you two were roomates

Oh my god, they were roomates

Eret would often call you, to know how you were, but also to see if you've made any progress with your little crush

She knew you liked Niki since the day you decided to live togheter. You literally moved all the way from America to England just so you could be togheter

She doesn't really need to help, but she does ship you two a lot

"Oh yeah, Niki gave me this sweater! It's so cozy"

"Did you hear that chat? Sweetheart Duo confirmed- hey! Don's kill me I just caught an axolotl!!"

❝ Wilbur Soot ❞

"I told you so!"

"Ok, you wizard. What now? Is a noseless man who name I must not pronounce gonna come and try to kill you??"

This little prick (/j) has been teasing you about Quackity since you two first met

At first it didn't really bother you cause you didn't like Quackity like that

But as time passed your feelings blossomed

And Wilbur was already on board of the ship

Needless to say he was very supportive of you two

But he'll never let you forget that he has always known about your feelings

❝ C!Techno ❞

"HEH?!"

This was his reaction when you first told him that you liked Wilbur.

He was clueless to your little crush and now he is traumatized

I mean, can you really blame him? You have a crush on someone who blew up a whole nation

It's gonna take a while for him to come to terms with it

"Are you sure? Like a 100%?! He's insane you know?"

"Techno! Don't be mean"

"Oh and he wasn't mean when he started a whole nation only to blow it up later on???"

❝ C!Philza ❞

Man went through a roller coaster of emotions when you told him you liked his good-ol-mate Technoblade

He was first surprised, you actually had the courage to tell him instead of him finding out on his own

Then he got upset. Techno wasn't really the "safest" person to be around so he feared for what could happen to you if you did start dating

But he was then happy. He trusts Techno, and vice versa, if anything did happen to his dear sibling he knows that Techno would quickly be by your side

In all of this you were panicking while scanning his face that was twisting and turning into different emotions

Once he recovered, he just hit you with a

"I don't want any baby piglins around my house, at least not yet"

"HEH?! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? ALSO YOU HAVE A SON."

"Your point?"