#cabbage answers

[leafcabbage]

just so you know your current drdi ventures are getting my boyfriend genuinely excited about reading everything for the first time even though he doesn't know shit about the dsmp

oh this is awesome. Just add gay sex and everyone loves you. this is the lesson im learning. also hi to your boyfriend

[lemonsrosesandlavender]

🤔👻✨🫘

🤔 Are there any new characters you want to write about?

You know what, not really? I’m quite surprised by that. I’d like to finish my Minthara/Gale and Lia/Nine-fingers stories, but they’re underway, they’re just not done yet. But I have such a full docket right now that I don’t have a strong urge to write for anyone else!

👻 Is there a new genre you'd like to write?

I think I’d like to return to my original novel, which I’ve been stewing on… which I hope will land somewhere between adult coming-of-age and slightly black comedy? … “literary” fiction I guess, which feels utterly wank-y to say but the stakes are normal-life-size and so is the setting, and it’s about a character coming to some understanding of themselves and the mental health problems they keep running away from. So it probably fits.

✨ What's one area of your writing that you think needs the least amount of improvement?

Tough one. I feel like there’s room for improvement everywhere, but I can’t always see it… but then vice versa, I can’t see what needs least improvement. But I’ll have a go and say that I’m pretty good at keeping characterisation consistent and tracking characters’ motivations through a fic. If I’m ever stuck on a chapter, I go down to brass tacks and ask myself what my characters truly want in this moment - and what they think they want - and guide myself up from there. It’s my magnetic north that I can always find.

🫘 Spill the beans. What's a new project you're doing this year?

Ooooh. Ok, well, I’ve talked about all sorts of possible future ideas previously, but one I haven’t mentioned at all on Tumblr is that there’s a delicious prompt in my drafts asking for a follow-up to the oviposition fic in Archmage, Slut, about what happens when Rolan can no longer hide the eggs. I had a fun conversation with @littlemisscactus about Derryth spotting he’s buying a lot of “pregnancy” herbs, and realising what’s up. She’d deeply not care (or want to know any more details) but Rolan would be excruciatingly embarrassed, and I think that could then make a great jumping-off point for a conversation with the reader character in that fic. (And subsequent smut obviously, there would be so much smut). It’s really taken my fancy so once I sit down to it I reckon it’ll be a decently long oneshot!

(Thank you prompter, and sorry it’s going to take a while <3)

[risestarkiss]

YOU'RE BACK!!! 🎺🎺🎉🎉 (no question sry just glad everything worked out. ur genuinely one of my favorite blogs!)

So glad to be back 😌 Thank you SO MUCH 😭 and thanks for the ask! 😁💜

[ohmaerieme]

i dont know precisely what cw i would need for this if any but just. warning for me speculating (aka yapping) about how the floro sprouts work fundamentally LOL

thinking again about floro sprouts and how they work in general. there might be some like obscure piece of text somewhere that alludes to or describes how its supposed to work but in my Brain. in my head. either its planted in an incision Under the victims scalp or skull (FUCKED UP) OR its just like. planted on top of the scalp?? but dimentios talking abt blah blah the seed sprouted beautifully Has me thinking its either under skin or bone or he was just lying for fun idk. if its only planted on top of the head it could be that it just gives off the magic brainwashing signal from being in such close proximity IDFK.

is it. Alive?? is it like what venus flytraps are to us. do they serve any other purpose for the floro sapiens before they were used for brainwashing?? what if it was used as like. a natural pesticide by repelling parasites. oh mygod what if its like a medical device for floro sapiens. and its purpose was twisted in the worst way possible.because its a plant meant to be planted around OTHER plants to protect them !!!

that begs the question do they mainly work scientifically or magically??? is it like a really simple-minded organism. beccause if floro sapiens gained sentience and evolved etc ??? good GOD.

guys please share floro sprout mechanic headcanons. i love taking evil things in mario games that werent thought out very descriptively and making explanations for it that would never be said in universe. pleaseplease please

[papillonaskblog]

A small child was walking around Fontaine but she spotted a clothing boutique nearby she decided to visit the clothing boutique.

The small walked in the clothing boutique of Furtum Fabrics and she was looking around at the different kinds of clothing.

But the small child looked like the dendro archon, lesser lord kusanali but the child 's hair was different from the dendro archon.

And her eyes was also a different color than the lesser lord kusanali, and she was much shorter than the dendro archon being only 100-110 cm in height.

This small child must be from sumeru and she must have a connection to lesser lord kusanali since the small child looked so much like the dendro archon.

(l hope you don't mind me describing the character 's appearance, she looks like the girl in this photo! )

(And l am so sorry for sending this ask unannounced... I think your oc is really cool! )

The little puppet- 🌱🪻

//tysm, your oc is rlly pretty as well, i don’t mind :)

//sorry for answering this late, i somehow didn’t see the notification (_ _;)

*Papillon was sorting through a rack of clothes, making sure all the sizes and colours were in perfect order. He almost gasped as he saw the little girl, practically melting at the sight. Papillon knew almost nothing of the Gods, espeically ones from other nations, and so did not notice the resemblance between her and the Dendro Archon.*

*Papillon crouched down beside the girl to speak to her.*

Oh, I’m so sorry, mon chou… We only have big clothes here. I don’t think anything would fit your size. Do you know where your parents are?

[celestite-caroline]

brave little bot!

@mountielle brought back the interest

[dark-falz]

When was the first time you played through PSO?

Oooook so I need to have u kno trying to answer this has put me on the wild goose chase and this has taken me a bit to respond to, and I don't exactly have a good answer. I've gone through narrowing down release dates, server shut down dates, and what I've posted here throughout the years. The last time I played through the story missions was in 2015 when my PC was dead and I liveblogged it here, however I claimed to have already played through the story several times at this point, however the memories are extremely foggy. So I had to search from here sorry for yapping to make my confusion understandable;

When I first experienced PSO, I was a child estimating ages 7-8 visiting my Father's house, where he was playing it online on the Dreamcast.

Not too long after I inherited the Dreamcast (my father had no use for it after the servers shut down) father was adamant about me getting a Gamecube for PSO. So I got that, but shortly after this, I got the Xbox, which is where I fully experienced the Online of PSO. Dreamcast servers shut down Sept 30th, 2003, so I would have been over age 9 when playing PSO on Xbox. (father likely chose xbox because of voice chat) The crush I played with was 15, 2 years older than me, last we spoke, so that's the best judgement I can use.

When I fully experienced the Online part of PSO, I would pin myself at the ages of 10-13, though I only had Xbox live for about 2 years.

I had hax on my Xbox character. Like, beat Falz on ult in 10 minutes hax, (AND I FUCKIINNN MISS THAT) so story missions would have been a breeze. With this all considered, I was likely either around those ages, or no later than 15 when first playing through the story.

So this is all mostly middle school/early high school for me?

I find it also worth mentioning, I've never really put PSO down for over a year since first playing it. Even when I couldn't play it online, I spent time on xbox playing with carrying certain things (items, stacks) to see how drop rates were effected while just...playing through it for the scratch. Its always been my favorite game and that's how I am with favorite games, same with many Zelda titles. I had a lot going on in my family, and silly high school issues, so I would absorb myself in what made me the most happy. PSO and Majora's Mask are the games I still instinctively run to when I'm going through it :3

[xskyll]

Crazy how I can say, "Wow, I remember when this used to cost half this price!" and mean a grocery item from approximately five years ago.

Seriously though, how much longer before we're all on the 1984 cabbage diet?

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

carmine 💖....also russet 🫣

bitch I got what 25€ until mid month. YOU give ME some russet.

[leafcabbage]

okay but as autistic person in a qpr:

I need Ran to stim when they do kiss . its . ive recently gotten the appeal of kissing and Holy Shit, it makes me Stim

not forcing obviously!! just . yeah

lots of love from me!! hope youre healthy

no youre right for that juno that will be included as long as i remember to include it as my memory is not the most trustworthy thing. i am not healthy i am sick right now which isnt fair really but i appreciate the well wishes!!

[lemonsrosesandlavender]

No anon because i'm not a coward to show you my love! I love you and your kind heart and your smutty mind and your OCs and your writing and just... you. You are a fabulous mutual, a wonderful friend and I hope you enjoy the holidays because you deserve everything good in love, Cabbage.

Ahhhh ❤️ Thank you so much Kay! You are a wonderful writer and a pillar of the BG3 fandom, I am very happy we found each other on Tumblr this year as well as AO3! hope you have a lovely holiday season too :)

[veggiesforpresident]

Bc I love your portrayal of Zukaang in your fic Orbital Decay, would love to know some of your favorite Zukaang hcs?

YES but i'm wicked brainfogged today so i'm posting this ask now so i dont forget about it - i'll respond properly soon!

[bragganhyl]

Can you do kana for the character thing please? And Eder if you want 😘

I sure could, thank you :D

How I feel about this character: Sweet angel boy, too good for the world, I learned so much about different chanter builds just so I can keep him around along with my chanter Watcher lmao but also his arc hits harder with every replay

All the people I ship romantically with this character: As I recall, he only ever shows interest in Maneha and well she's obviously not interested. So... idk at most the Watcher, I bet a romance would have been very cute and very - for the lack of better word - romantic with him.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Hiravias, I'm probably repeating myself but I do very much like how Kana brings out his more scholarly side. Hell, I'm pretty sure Kana is one of the very few people if not the only one (aside from the Watcher potentially I mean) who sees and treats him as an intellectual. So yeah I like their nerd dynamic a lot.

But also Maia, ofc, just... give me all the Rua family interactions, it's fun, it's tense but the love between them is undeniable still.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I feel very ambivalent about his post-Crookspur cameo in Deafire, because on the one hand I'm always very happy about more Kana but why did he have to join the navy 😭😭😭 That's not what I meant when I told him that Rauatai should seek common cultural links with other nations, babyboy nooo 😭😭😭

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: This might be obvious but he should've been in Deadfire more. Tbh I think the faction companions could've worked better if we had 2/faction and we could see their different attitudes and maybe see them play off one another but that may be just me I definitely would have liked if I had both the Rua siblings on board and see their friction more. And ofc see how the last 5 years changed Kana - aside from him joining the navy I mean

I'm putting Edér under the cut bc it's getting long

How I feel about this character: Do you need to ask, Anon? I love himst, I love him so much it's not even funny at this point 😭

All the people I ship romantically with this character: The Watcher, like... a lot. His devotion for them is through the roof, the Watcher is in some ways the light of his life who pulls him out of the dark and apathetic mental space where the Saint's War and its aftermath placed him. Like how am I supposed to be normal about them? Especially if you throw in lines like "I wish [the gods] knew you like I did" or the personal +5 to deflection line seriously who's idea was that and why does it sound like that

also if you've been around this household then you might know that I also like the Team Gilded Vale throuple but like a) i'm not ready to submit that 5 page long essay rn and b) I kinda can't separate the dynamic from my Watcher in specific rn so yeah ask me about that some other time I'm very sorry my brain is a mush

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Tbh he's got good chemistry with like most of the companions in either games, but ngl I do like the idea of him befriending Grieving Mother a lot. They only interact once but even then Edér calls her a "nice, stranger lady" - despite GM's aura of unpleasantness - and GM seems really heartbroken over being unable to help him during his personal quest. And they both end up in Dyrford potentially, I'd like to think they end up bonding between games.

My unpopular opinion about this character: He's not a himbo, he's not dumb enough for that tho deadfire does dumb him down ngl and he can be very mean at times too so... yeah.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Elafa should not have died. It does her dirty because obviously. It does Edér dirty because he ends his story still holding onto a version of Elafa that hasn't existed since the Saint's War. In some ways it even does Bearn dirty because the only way to establish a substantial link between him and Edér is to navigate the boat scenario in a very specific way that most players won't even think to aim for (you need to run out of convo options with Bearn while he's still undecided to push Edér to talk him down himself)

[miyrumiyru]

Hiii! I'm doing a paper on the ties between bugs and neurodivergence and I'm trying to create a group of ND people who like bugs but also I don't know how to do that so I'm just sending this to a lot of people who are frequent bug posters! if you'd ever feel comfortable with me asking a few questions please let me know! Hope you're having a really good one!!!

Sure! I approve this as a bug lover who have ADHD, OCD etc!! ^-^

[misiahasahardname]

What’s your favorite food? (For the inbox 1 thing you want to know)

kluski śląskie!!!!!!!! my mum used to make a BRILLIANT sauce for them but they don't sell the right spice packets for them anymore 😔😔

also a big stir fry fan... doesn't matter too much what's in it ...... OH and i also really like just. italian food in general

but kluski śląskie are my favourite food overall

[invinciblerodent]

Me, damn near in tears laughing: "Okay, great, that's great, but please, please tell me: why do you call the power crystals 'space cabbages'?"

Him, dead serious: "Because they levitate."