#cabbage answers

[lemonsrosesandlavender]

Do you have any headcanons to offer on rolan's hair? How he likes having it played with, if he likes Tav doing it for him, etc.?

Oooh, this is a cute question!

I think that Rolan has to trust someone intensely before he ever lets them near his hair. His in game style looks very intentional to me, and I generally think he’s a little vain (calling himself “dashing”, wearing the fancy sorc robes instead of wizard ones, worrying about his robes smelling), and so I think he generally prefers it not to be touched when it’s up and they’re out in public together.

However, at home? I think Tav learning how to do his hair and doing it for him sometimes would be very sweet, and something that he’d like from time to time (though for efficiency’s sake he probably does it himself usually). I wrote a cute scene at the end of Sharp Teeth where the reader does it for him in a moment where he’s stressed and just can’t get it to go right, and I think in moments where he’s lightly stressed (and agrees to it, rather than having Tav take over unexpectedly), he might like settling in and letting someone else take care of him a little.

I also think that preferring it to be neat and orderly generally has the flip side of it being especially delicious and humiliating to mess it up. And intimate and soft for it to be down; Tav stroking through the strands in bed after a long day, knowing it’s a sight that very few people get to see.

tl;dr hands off in public, yank it in the bedroom, and then lovingly brush it back into place afterwards ;)

[leafcabbage]

is that lesbian filip chytil in your pfp or canon filip chytil

lesbian <3

[mushed-kid]

what is your tumblr account called i cant find you friend, i dont remember. do you understand who you are, cabbage?

[cabbage-and-creatures]

Cabbage is gonna be 2 years old this March!! I wasn't able to celebrate his first bday because I was in an unstable living situation but now I'm in a better living environment and can celebrate!!!

With that said, does anyone else here celebrate their comfort plushie's birthdays? If so, what do you do? I'm just trying to figure out ideas before the big day

[risestarkiss]

YOU'RE BACK!!! 🎺🎺🎉🎉 (no question sry just glad everything worked out. ur genuinely one of my favorite blogs!)

So glad to be back 😌 Thank you SO MUCH 😭 and thanks for the ask! 😁💜

[ohmaerieme]

i dont know precisely what cw i would need for this if any but just. warning for me speculating (aka yapping) about how the floro sprouts work fundamentally LOL

thinking again about floro sprouts and how they work in general. there might be some like obscure piece of text somewhere that alludes to or describes how its supposed to work but in my Brain. in my head. either its planted in an incision Under the victims scalp or skull (FUCKED UP) OR its just like. planted on top of the scalp?? but dimentios talking abt blah blah the seed sprouted beautifully Has me thinking its either under skin or bone or he was just lying for fun idk. if its only planted on top of the head it could be that it just gives off the magic brainwashing signal from being in such close proximity IDFK.

is it. Alive?? is it like what venus flytraps are to us. do they serve any other purpose for the floro sapiens before they were used for brainwashing?? what if it was used as like. a natural pesticide by repelling parasites. oh mygod what if its like a medical device for floro sapiens. and its purpose was twisted in the worst way possible.because its a plant meant to be planted around OTHER plants to protect them !!!

that begs the question do they mainly work scientifically or magically??? is it like a really simple-minded organism. beccause if floro sapiens gained sentience and evolved etc ??? good GOD.

guys please share floro sprout mechanic headcanons. i love taking evil things in mario games that werent thought out very descriptively and making explanations for it that would never be said in universe. pleaseplease please

[celestite-caroline]

brave little bot!

@mountielle brought back the interest

[dark-falz]

When was the first time you played through PSO?

Oooook so I need to have u kno trying to answer this has put me on the wild goose chase and this has taken me a bit to respond to, and I don't exactly have a good answer. I've gone through narrowing down release dates, server shut down dates, and what I've posted here throughout the years. The last time I played through the story missions was in 2015 when my PC was dead and I liveblogged it here, however I claimed to have already played through the story several times at this point, however the memories are extremely foggy. So I had to search from here sorry for yapping to make my confusion understandable;

When I first experienced PSO, I was a child estimating ages 7-8 visiting my Father's house, where he was playing it online on the Dreamcast.

Not too long after I inherited the Dreamcast (my father had no use for it after the servers shut down) father was adamant about me getting a Gamecube for PSO. So I got that, but shortly after this, I got the Xbox, which is where I fully experienced the Online of PSO. Dreamcast servers shut down Sept 30th, 2003, so I would have been over age 9 when playing PSO on Xbox. (father likely chose xbox because of voice chat) The crush I played with was 15, 2 years older than me, last we spoke, so that's the best judgement I can use.

When I fully experienced the Online part of PSO, I would pin myself at the ages of 10-13, though I only had Xbox live for about 2 years.

I had hax on my Xbox character. Like, beat Falz on ult in 10 minutes hax, (AND I FUCKIINNN MISS THAT) so story missions would have been a breeze. With this all considered, I was likely either around those ages, or no later than 15 when first playing through the story.

So this is all mostly middle school/early high school for me?

I find it also worth mentioning, I've never really put PSO down for over a year since first playing it. Even when I couldn't play it online, I spent time on xbox playing with carrying certain things (items, stacks) to see how drop rates were effected while just...playing through it for the scratch. Its always been my favorite game and that's how I am with favorite games, same with many Zelda titles. I had a lot going on in my family, and silly high school issues, so I would absorb myself in what made me the most happy. PSO and Majora's Mask are the games I still instinctively run to when I'm going through it :3

[lemonsrosesandlavender]

Just a thought, but tying up Rolan and nudging and lightly pressing your foot against his erection till he’s coming in his pants.

Yes I agree with this. Hard.

Even better if you tied him up face down first, breathing pretty threats in his ear about how good he looks, and how helpless he is, all yours— and then you roll him over and see his cock straining inside his trousers as he tries to hide it with his tail.

You smile at him in satisfaction, all the smugness long since drained from his own lips. He pants and whimpers, clenching his thighs and fruitlessly bucking his hips, begging you for mercy.

‘Oh Archmage. I know you love being powerless. You don’t want my mercy, or you wouldn’t have come to me in the first place.’

‘Zurgan— oh Gods!’ Rolan's eyes widen as you raise your booted foot, lifting it above his cock.

‘Too late for regrets,’ you purr. ‘But I’ll let you have a taste before I crush you.’

'Please,' he gasps, twisting his tail around your other ankle. 'Please— please—'

At the first brush of your foot against his cock, he spasms, bucking up against your boot. You press a little harder, drunk on his needy expression— lips twisted open, twitching, panting—

and then he cries out even louder, back arching into one last convulsion.

Was that— did he actually just— ?

You can't help it. You try your best to stifle a laugh, and stay in character, but as he slumps back on the floor, cheeks burning crimson, it's impossible not to say something.

'Rolan, did you really just come?'

'What?' he protests defensively, when he recovers his breath. 'It is not my fault— you—'

Catching his tongue, he searches for an argument. 'Wasn't this the whole point of the endeavour?'

He still looks embarrassed, you can see it on his cheeks, but his lips curve up in amusement.

So do yours.

'I didn't even get to stepping on you properly,' you tease him, straddling his still-restrained body and reaching to undo his trousers, trailing your fingers in the wet patch beneath. 'And I thought you came quickly the first time we ever—'

'Hmph,' he interrupts.

'And the second time...'

'Oh, shut up,' he groans, and you laugh, leaning down to give him a kiss. He knows you love him like this. Easily wound up, and so much fun to tease.

'Well?' he whispers, softly teasing. 'Are you going to let me make it up to you?'

You reach for the buttons on your trousers.

'You'd better, Archmage.'

[leafcabbage]

Hi! Can I have all the sims references of the drdi pls?

yea you got it!! lmk if you want anything else? im just doing their everyday outfits and puffys house, if you want others please lmk. i assume you dont want the minnesotrio since thats like. deep drdi lore lol but ill link that post if ya want it!

benchtrio and puffy

puffys house. ignore the vampire

various CC:

i will find the link if you want one!! just crediting creators here since im pretty sure this isnt cuz youre gonna make em in the sims too lol

Tubbo's Hair is by okruee, ranboos by goamazons, ranboos heterochromia by tukete, puffys hair by simandy

[xskyll]

Crazy how I can say, "Wow, I remember when this used to cost half this price!" and mean a grocery item from approximately five years ago.

Seriously though, how much longer before we're all on the 1984 cabbage diet?

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

carmine 💖....also russet 🫣

bitch I got what 25€ until mid month. YOU give ME some russet.

[crispyscoop]

Anywho

CRISOY IT IS ME ANON WHO HAS COME HERE TO LIKE ALL YOUR ART

WHO ARE YOU

[sooz-again]

Since I was so disappointing the first time…

Cabbage Guy with the Mayor from Avatar Day?

Oh, this is a fun one!

At first, this might seem like a strange match. What could a merchant of cabbage and the mayor of an Earth Kingdom town have in common?

Easy: they both hate the Avatar.

Don't let the mayor fool you. He may have seemingly forgiven Aang after Aang fought off the Rough Rhinos, but I don't think that's genuine. I think he made the right decision to ensure the safety of the town he is in charge of, and made that decision against his own biases. He was a little too eager to see a twelve year old boiled in oil to have that fast of a change of heart. And I know he changed the celebration of Avatar Day from one that renounces the Avatar to adoring the Avatar, but I believe that might be because of the overall popular opinion of the town. If he wants to remain mayor, he has to go with what his constituents want, not what he personally wants.

The cabbage merchant, however, did not always hate the Avatar. But there's only so many times someone can destroy a man's livelihood before he develops a deep seeded grudge against them. And it seems like everywhere he goes, something happens to his cabbages, and usually, the Avatar is involved.

Still, a man has got to earn a living. He keeps carting his cabbages around the Earth Kingdom, trying to simply live his life and go about his business in peace. Eventually, he comes upon Chin village, right before their annual Avatar Day celebration. He's been here before, and while he hadn't quite seen the point of a festival to hate the Avatar, this year, he understands. He gets it. The Avatar is a terrible, terrible child and he's rather ready to see his effigy go up in flames.

Except, that's not what happens. There's no burning of the effigies, there's no fried goods, just unbaked dough and a distinct lack of hatred towards the Avatar.

It hits like a deep betrayal. Nothing is right in the world anymore. If there was one place he knew he could depend on to come and revel in the terribleness of the Avatar, Chin Village on Avatar Day should have been it! Where is he supposed to go to find like minded individuals?

He mopes on a street corner away from the festivities, sadly eating raw dough, when another man finds his company, asking about him being so far from all the excitement. Despondently, the cabbage merchant responds, explaining he misses the old Avatar Day, and much to his surprise, the man agrees. He introduces himself as the mayor, and tells him how he'd wanted to keep to the old traditions, but the people wanted to honor the Avatar. He'd done what he could to make the celebrations less fun- it was his idea to have raw dough be served instead of delicious fried treats, because who in their right mind would want unfriend dough to eat? If they way they celebrated the Avatar was bad, the people might see the error of their ways. But the people want what they want, and unfortunately they want to honor the awful, terrible Avatar. But- and he says this with a smile directed at the Cabbage merchant- he is happy to see that some still have their senses about them when it comes to the Avatar.

And thus sparks the beginning of their long, weird relationship.

[darabeatha]

What if beautiful men in your area were not available