#roof pizza

[thekimspoblog]

[thekimspoblog]

Thank you we needed this transcript for the hearing impaired.

bong bong ba na bong. nyeah? ba ba ba ba no ba nyong. nyeah? boing boing boing boing boing byoing byoing byoing? nyeah? byoingbyoingboing yoing yoing yoing…… n…n… aaaaahhhhh. my daddy, an my mommy, and my daddy, an my maaaaa-mmmyyyy D-D Daddy an my mommy and my-STOP. …yeah!

JESSE PINKMAN IN THA HOUSE. 

ba da da da bum DOW. ba ba dummy dum dum baba dummy dummy dum ba da dummy dum DOW. bitch, bitch, little bitch. i made you mybitch. jesse,, bitch, bitch YEAH BITCHJESSE! …………bitch

no. i am……… the dangerr……..

i am……….. the. one. who. knocks. (knocks knocks knocks)

say. my. name.

mr white,

you’re god damn right.

hank, …. say my name. willy wonka? hh…..what? 

walter white? 

you’re god damn right. 

my name is asac schraeder– it’s hank– assaaaacckk sccchrraadderr his name is hank. my name is asssaaacc scchhraadderr. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. …huh woooww hu-hu-oww wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yours- wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow. JUST LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. woooow wa-uh-oh. wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yourself. wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow.  wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. 

puff puff puff? t-t-tch. puff puff puff puff? t-t-t-t-tch. ha ha ha ha huh ha ha. ha ha huh hauh huh ha ha. 

puff puff puff? t-t-t puff puff puff puff? t-t-tt-tch. ha huh ha ha huh huh ha. h-ha huh ha ha ha. 

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee. 

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee.

i had a guy but now i don’t. the guy. da dee da dah de daaaaa. i had a guy but now i don’t. 

THE GUY.

[kylejsugarman]

it always blows my mind when people are shocked by or even disbelieving of the fact that "breaking bad" is like a genuinely funny show with actual jokes and absurd situations. do they really think the most critically-acclaimed, popular show of all time got that way because its fucking miserable and dour and gritty The Whole Time

[jesse-pinko]

Everyone in BrBa when they first meet Walt and Jesse: Man that Walt guy seems smart but he is in way over his head. We definitely can’t trust that annoying junkie partner of his

Everyone in BrBa within two seconds of actually getting to know Walt and Jesse: Jesse I packed you some gogurt and a note with your lunch :) Walter White is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[thekimspoblog]

How right you are

“walter white would’ve refused universal healthcare”

[spectones]

Who tryna get these w me^^

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Cas hitting the top of his car in frustration and they don't even make it crumple for him under his angel strength, thus making him come off impotent. They don't give Cas ANYTHING.

[simm-mouse]

That's right, two in one day

Here's a rough mini comic for y'all!

[snackugaki]

now with more Keno and Irma

my tmnt au (where everyone made it past their 20s, splinter’s alive just old, venus is here, and they deserve some goddamn respite and shenanigans)

tmnt au part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6

tmnt au omake 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

lny visit 1 | 2

87 cartoon spoilers...maybe Secret of the Ooze spoilers, I don’t know which iterations the kids know about or caught up with honestly

my dumbass just now realizing I should’ve put Keno in a wolf cut as a shout out to Kuya Ernie’s righteous early 90s mullet

rewatching as an adult, they did Irma dirty in the 87 cartoon so I’m making her cool as fuck

which means I’m taking heeeavy inspo from Russian Doll’s Nadia as a base because Natasha Lyonne cool as fuck

she deserves

if you went through what 87 Irma did, becoming like Nadia seems like a natural character development tbh, another unflappable new yorker with the stuff to back it up

Keno primarily specializes in arnis, muay thai in that order

spars with Leo since they’re both, technically, dual wielders

also Donnie since they’re both stick wielders

jokes with Mikey she doesn’t need a chain because she doesn’t lose her weapons

still paying for stepping on Raph’s foot That One TIme (nod to SotO)

Irma likes moths, it’s Her Thing, her motif; a nod to the time she was mutated into a moth monster in 87

Keno dressed up as the third Bash Brother for a couple halloweens with Casey and Raph

Irma goes to April’s uncle’s restaurant for Christmas, Venus tags along if she’s in town 

[eopederson]

Pizzastofa, Snæfellsbær, ísland, 2023.

[thekimspoblog]

If that was all he did we could have had a happy ending

Stupid better call saul stuff from a million years ago (featuring Slay Goodman)

[loudlooks]

Day 21 - Caught in a sudden rainstorm

30 day challenge notes: quantity over quality, limited editing, stand-alone/unrelated stories unless specifically stated otherwise, not always tiva, chronologically randomly set in whatever pre-s11 season seems to fit

A/N: S5, Tony and Ziva sheltering from the rain, kinda depressing, I wasn't going to finish this several days ago because I was convinced I or someone else had already written this, but I'm falling behind too much, and apparently can't for the life of me remember how I was going to end this story originally, so, it is what it is

Tag for blocking/following: 30 days of spring

Prompt: Caught in a sudden rainstorm

Word count: 526

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The rain came out of nowhere, pelting them with heavy drops that seemed to soak straight through their clothes. They ran for the nearest shelter, an awning about 20 feet to the right.

Tony wiped the rain from his face, and fussed with his hair. “It’s raining cats and dogs.”

Ziva chuckled. “Abby would love that.” She glanced behind her, at the hotel entrance, and recognized it was the Embasero. With a faint smile on her lips, she looked at Tony. “Does this not remind you of something?”

“Yeah, I should’ve remembered to bring an umbrella, or worn a rain coat, it is April, after all,” Tony said. At Ziva’s indecipherable look, he continued. “April showers, should’ve checked the weather app before we left the office.” He peered up into the dark sky. “With the luck I’m having today, I’ll get struck by lightning right as we reach the car.”

Ziva looked away, ignoring the heaviness that began to settle inside her, and listened to the rain beating down above and around them. A chill ran down her spine and she shivered.

“I’d offer you my coat, but it’s in the car,” Tony said as he glanced around.

She gave him a tight smile, then focused on the trash can a few feet away, as memories of Ari flooded her mind. Some good, some bad, one so horrible it haunted her in her sleep, still. A lot had changed the past three years.

Ziva glanced at Tony and found him staring at her with a sad smile. She frowned, another chill ran down her spine and she crossed her arms, as she quickly looked away. In her mind, this hotel had been pivotal in her trying to save Ari, before she had found out the truth about him.

It shouldn’t matter that Tony didn’t remember their meeting, right here, but it did. She wiped at her cheek, telling herself it was just a stray raindrop.

In a matter of seconds the downpour turned into a drizzle, and Tony suggested heading for the car which was just around the corner. By the time they reached the car, the rain had stopped completely, and sunlight forced its way through gray clouds.

Tony started the engine, and suddenly turned towards her. “We should get something to eat.”

Ziva merely nodded.

“How about pizza?”

She narrowed her eyes as her chest tightened.

“And an espresso.” Tony stared at her intently.

The corners of her mouth twitched upwards for a split second. “You do remember.”

“Hard to forget.” He blasted the car heater, then patted her leg. “Once you get warmed up, and have some food in you, it’ll be easier to focus on the good times."

Tony pulled out of the parking space, and glanced at her. "There have been good times these past few years, right?" He checked his mirrors, and focused on the road ahead. "No regrets?"

Ziva stared at his profile, reading the tension in his jaw and eyes. As the hot air warmed her wet clothes and clammy skin, the tightness in her chest loosened. With a bright smile, and heartfelt confidence, she said, "No regrets."

[kylejsugarman]

honestly i think jesse would respect walt more if he was there when walt vaulted that whole pizza onto his roof in one beautiful fluid motion. like sure it was a Classic Walt Tantrum but jesse isnt a natural hater. he has a poets soul. he would appreciate the artistry on display there

[lagomorphics]

i can feel the desire to play roblox coming back to me. much like the plague