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yeah ok i am not crying x
#no way 😭😭😭#stop it seb#you’re making me love you even more#romantic bastard#sebastian vettel#instagram!seb#mine-post#hanna prater
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"Astarion doesn't do big romantic gestures."
My Durge still trying to get graveyard dirt out of her ass crack after being lovingly pounded into it by Astarion who wanted to share with her this deeply joyful and meaningful reclamation of himself after sharing a vulnerable declaration of his love, at this place he hasn't shown anyone else but her: "Then what the actual fuck was that???"
#people get too hung up on the flowers thing and don't actually appreciate how deeply romantic that bastard mosquito is#he's a very private person and unlearning to perform so he isn't waxing poetic about you all the time#But like the whole “you'll flit back into my heart” bit if durge loses is some of the most romantic dialogue in the entire game#even lae'zel is complaining about your constant pda#And this isn't stealing a trait from Wyll#Astarion and Wyll are both romantic they just are in different ways#they are going to do things that fit their own personalities#wyll is going to take you to a grand ball and treat you like royalty the entire time while dancing the night away#astarion is going to take you to that same ball so you can both scam/pickpocket the nobles and have a risky public quickie in the gardens#bg3#astarion#durge#bg3 astarion#bg3 spoilers#astarion x durge#astarion romance
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I think men should kiss each other and women should have as many boyfriends as they want
#you can honestly interpret this as platonic or romantic idc#Jay being the tallest is canon in my heart#I forgot how fun they are to draw#im relistening to riptide rn currently on Ep 5#jrwishow#jrwi art#jrwi podcast#jrwi#jrwi riptide#riptide fanart#jrwi gillion#jrwi gillion tidestrider#gillion tidestrider#jrwi jay#jrwi jay ferin#jay ferin#jrwi chip#chip nolastname#chip bastard#how tf do you tag him#riptide pirates#polypirates#albatrio#beetles art
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Doodles of my older chuck + his mikey (they drive me nuts)
#motorcity#chuck motorcity#mike chilton#muckles#muck#god that really is their ship name#poor bastards#p: backseat driving but romantic#post burn#ghost art
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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL#SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS#BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY#THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT#but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested#I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK#bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2#but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will#bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world#OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through#his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning#when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom#remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary#when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude#even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is#just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG#but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.
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Emrys chuckled at the whine, the hand on Salems chin sliding back to cup his neck. He studied Salem for a moment, green eyes always so curious. "You deserve to have been taken care of since the beginning. The fact they let the false words of their God turn them against you is unforgivable."
He kissed Salem again, pulling the smaller man against him.
@eyes-blazing
Salem hadn’t slept well in days. He was out of the medications used to treat his nightmare disorder. When he finally did crash it was curled up on Emrys’ couch.
As he started to doze he found himself hoping the extreme exhaustion would counteract the horrific nightmares he had gotten so used to experiencing. The devil has wrapped his wicked hand around this poor boy’s mind! The words rang out in his head like he was hearing the bishop say them for the first time all over again. He didn’t notice it, but he’d flinched when he heard it despite always hearing it just as he closed his eyes every fucking night.
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albus the terrible and his friend? mahatma
finally got time to sketch :DD
tw: blood version under the cut!
#really really really great episode#and i finally got 2 draw after a while !! :3 yehey#ive rlly been liking albus and mahatmas dynamic#whether its platonic or romantic AUGHH p cool..!#also albus with this painting is like...just meant to be i fear#gba albus york#gba bvz#gba bastards vs zombies#goodboyaudios#good boy audios#gba mahatma#gba atilla#sten draws!
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days in henrietta
#random fanart for old book series everyones forgotten abt 😎 check ✅#ronan on front bc he remains one of my ultimate fav characters ever to this day ��🔝#the origin of my love for bastard annoying characters who are actually secret romantics? maybe#the raven cycle#the raven boys#richard gansey iii#ronan lynch#adam parrish#blue sargent#noah czerny#gangsey#my grampsey...#trc#trc fanart#this has been on my drafts forever we dont talk abt the general snafu of the light and the car anatomy etc....look away!
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The metaphisical Love of Sauron's and Galadriel's hands
"They part the theater with a semitouch, their hands abstractly close-up, separated only by the glass of the car window. This marvelous cinematic gesture communicates so much more than simple character and plot resolution. The abstract nature of the shot amplifies the significance of it, suggesting love of the highest, metaphysical order." The Films of Krzysztof Kieślowski: The Liminal Image, Joseph G. Kickasola, pp. 317-318
I was reading this book for my thesis when i came about this lines and something in my head clicked at "suggesting love of the highest, metaphisical order". And in that moment I thought about Galadriel and Sauron (indeed, why doing your work when you can think of them, right?). This kind of love, which is metaphysical and it's shown through a simple gesture such as an almost-tuch. Just to give you some context, the text refers to Three colours: Red, which is the last film of the "Three Colours tryology" and of Krystof Kieslowski's career. It's about a young woman who casually meets an old retired judge and, slowly, they create some kind of connection (this is a very summarized plot, but there's more to it than this). Anyway, the frame the text refers to is this one:
This is the last time Valentine, the young woman, and the judge see each other. Kieslowksi is a real master of visual storytelling, and this is a blatant exemple. This short frame converge, as the text tells us, a ralethionship which was meant to be, but never was. In a previous scene the judge says to Valentine: "maybe, I never met the woman... maybe, you're the woman I never met". This non-meeting hangs there between them, between their hands, separeted by a glass, suspended in a timeless and spaceless moment. In this void their story exists, not in the real world, but in an alternate, separeted one. Sadly, is a world of imagination, so there isn't a possibility for a concrete connection, at least in the present. Now, there's more to say about Red, but I'll stop there because I don't think you're interested in it (but if you like cosmic connection and complicated carachters, you're welcome to watch this masterpice). What I want to address here are the words of Kickasola: "the abstract nature of the shot amplifies the significance of it, suggesting love of the highest, metaphysical order", then he adds: "at the same time, the glass symbolizes a barrier: a romantic connection reached for, but impossible". I think this words are easily applied to Sauron's and Galadriel's relathionship. So, let's analyzed how their hands are shot.
In this frames their hands don't touch, but they enlace each other's arms as a sign of trust. This is the first form of connection they share, still, they keep their distance: neither of them dares to touch the other's hand, neither for a shake. So, they create a barrier.
Here, their hands touch, but there's always an object between them. Every one of this objects rapresent an idea or a desire which are important to them: hope (the simbol of the Southlands king), promises (Finrod's dagger) and power (the nine rings).
In these their hands are near, but never touch. The illusion is shattered, the promise is lost and, even if Sauron tries, he's not able to reach for Galadriel's hand.
I think is interesting that they never hold each other's hand, nor voluntary, nor involontary, nor for necessity. All their approaches are shaped first by formalities, then by ideals, finally by betrayals. Their connection happens in this space, better, in this non-space where they can hide what they feel, but will never say. Love is relegated in a place beyond phisical reach, hung in the metaphisical domain: is in the space between their arms, in the hold of Finrod's dagger, in the distance that separates their hands when Sauron try to catch her from falling. I think the last frame, more than the others, explain this. Like the one in Red, the nature of the shot is abstract, suspended in the air. The background is out of focus, their hands clearly visible. But, unlike in Kieślowski's movie, the distance here is accentuated not only by the fact that Sauron doesn't reach Galadriel, but also by how their hands are shot: they never overlap, so they can't touch neither in the metaphisical space. So is Love over, even in the abstract dimension? No, it persists, willingly or unwillingly, in the outer world, that may become visible (but still not phisical) if the theory about the bond made by Morgoth's crown is correct. This is shown by Galadriel's hand reaching for the wound = for the invisible connection:
Interestingly enough, the phisical manifestation of said love (the phisical touch) happens in an outer space, separeted from reality: in Red, it happens in a theater, the ultimate fictional realm:
in trop, this happens in an illusion, Sauron's illusion:
Like Valentine and the judge, their love can't be sustained by reality, it wolud be crushed by hopes, ideals and power, but is unlatched from reality, alive in a place that trascend time and space. They both feel it, but will they acknowledge this? Only time will tell.
With this I won't mean that their love is not real, but that is bigger than the real world they are in (regardless from their behavior and choices)
Disclaimer: this is just my interpretation of Galadriel and Sauron relationship, it can be fallacious and is not a universal truth.
#don't be scared by the length it's mostly images#cosmic connection#that's why i write love with the capital L#I don't think it's simply a romance#but it's romantic#not the bastardized meaning#but as the literary current meant it#I could make a post about the bastardization of the romantic word lol#I hope I make sense#hope this post makes sense#I just wanted to show you Kieślowski's genius#and how a story about metaphisical love is made#trop writers take notes#it's about pictures and their meanings#with just a frame you can show us their love#now I'm bubbling sorry#I should work on my thesis#scusa Kieślowski#saurondriel#haladriel#galadriel x sauron#galadriel#sauron#trop#three colours: red#my gifs#meta
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day 170 - @polyamships' polyartober day twenty-eight; drinks
#daily post#hatchetfield#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#holy sinners#holy bastard#holy saint#tedlotte#charted#tedchar#sweetski#sweet chai#going. insane. stop giving them more names. justfor me please#mark and karen can either be seen as platonic or romantic i dont have particularly strong feelings on it. peace on earth#charlotte sweetly#ted spankoffski#karen chasity#mark chasity
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Royed thoughts:
Another one of my favorite tropes in royed fics, is that Roy is the romantic sappy one and Ed is the possessive one. Like yes reverse that old yaoi stereotype. I just love seeing Roy being so gone for Ed and being so sappy and romantic about it. The inner monolog of Roy Mustang (the supposed ladies man) as he describes every bit that he loves about fullmetal while angsting over why their love can never be. Meanwhile Edward Elric is laying claim on Roy after the millionth time he had to save his ass from a assignation attempt. Just give me all the hopeless tragic romantic Roy, the damsel in distress Roy. And give me an Ed(usually post canon) who knows what he wants, and what he wants is Roy. All while saving his life again.
#royed#safe royed#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#edward elric#roy mustang#secret romantic roy mustang#ed basically being like a wolf and laying claim to roy the moment he realizes he find colonel bastard hot
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Brother..? 🤨🤨🤨 Whatchadoing.. Are you...looking? 👁👄👁 Down there??
In front of my salad............?
#arthur morgan#Charles smith#red dead redemption 2#charthur#i think i have a problem because i don't ship them in a romantic way#but this is funny cmon ARTHUR YOU SNEAKY BASTARD#My screenshot
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price is scarier than simon and i'll die on this hill
#romantically; platonically; professionally--- IN EVERY WAY !!!#he's a manipulative bastard you can just tell. scares you with subtlety and “kind” words#whereas simon it's all in his appearance (and that's all it takes for anyone's knees to buckle and shake)#honorable mention: GAZ AS WELL!!#been into some price darkfic lately if you can tell#rachel speaks#not writing
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soapgaz are those “it’s not gay to kiss the homies!” guys until they start making out on any available surface at any given time and they realize “hm…this is actually pretty gay..”
#they ARE romantically involved#they just don’t know it yet#those poor sweet homosexual bastards#call of duty#cod#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#cod gaz#cod soap#soapgaz#soap x gaz#gazsoap
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MASSIVE thank you to @moonamayillu for drawing my sweeties SO beautifully, I cannot stop swooning over how pretty this is 😭😍
Flustering this girl is basically Hidan's hobby. He's very good at it.
#Art commission#Artist: Moonamayillu#OC: Izumi#Hidan#OC x Hidan#Art for a Fic#fic: oh honey there goes your bastard#OBSESSED with this like my eyes are growing straws out of them and drinking this through the screen#Have fun with that visual#Hidan is absolutely in the middle of ruining a romantic moment but hey at least he keeps her on her toes#He will say something totally degenerate and then tell her she should probably keep him on a shorter leash probably marry him about it#shameless SHAMELESS#Izumi bb good luck with this one
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Unpopular opinion:
Remus Lupin was as capable of cruelty and arrogance as the rest of the Marauders. There are plenty of hints of this in canon. The only reason we don't see this side of him as often is because of his heavy reluctante to be considered a "bad guy".
And he low-key enjoyed going against Snape just as much, he just had some conscience aftewards.
#which takes me to my next point#snupin would actually be a pretty dark and toxic ship if we follow remus's character#i mean c'mon#the asshole loved to taunt snape even as adults#back when i first read the books i thought lupin had a crush on snape because on how he spoke to him alone#i know most people characterize him as this sweet and gentle boy that wouldn't hurt a fly#and snupin is mostly written as a super romantic and fluffy dynamic#but no#if we were canon compliant snupin would be dark as hell#and i'm here for it#snape was canonically terrified of lupin and the bastard knew it#imagine how would that play in accurately written fics#snupin#remus lupin#severus snape#pro snape#anti marauders#pro severus snape#hp headcanons#harry potter
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