#roman torchwick and neo politan

[razorblade180]

Actor AU6

Ruby:You know what’s funny about filming a movie where you’re aged up? *steps aside*

Summer:*in DC costume* Sup.

Ruby:I wonder how many people are going to notice the difference.

Summer:They’ll know it’s me when the acting improves.

Ruby:Wow!

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Blake:Excuse me ma’am. Where’s the bathroom?

Yang:Oh it’s just…*flexes bicep* That way to the left.

Blake:Haha, why thank you.

Yang:There’s also one to the…*flexes tricep* right over here.

Nora:Stop it before you pull something you dork.

xxxxxx

Interviewer: So, Yang Xiao Long, fans have noticed you got a few gains for this movie.

Yang:Yep! Never again haha!

Interviewer:What? Why not.

Weiss:She was such a baby off set.

Yang:Mad respect for personal trainers and gym enthusiasts. I like to feel a burn but I missed my arms not being sore. Adam would literally be nice enough to make me oatmeal and I’d just look at sadly because I don’t want to lift the spoon.

Interviewer:Was it as painful for the rest of you?

Blake:I actually think I like protein shakes now and that’s deeply upsetting.

Weiss:I’ve always lived the gym life. They wanted more squats so I gave them more squats.

xxxxxx

Ruby:*sitting sadly*

Superman:*sits beside her* It seems you have a lot on your mind?

Ruby:A lot has changed since we last met; big changes. Atlas fell, my sister and I got into a fight, now we’re here and…Jessica keeps asking about Jaune.

Superman:*tucks lips in* Mmhmm..

Ruby:Like…damn bitch, it was adventure. Let it go.

Crew laughing in the background

Ruby:I got dozens with this guy. Get in line!

xxxxxx

Ozpin:*swinging cane*

Ruby:*getting beaten*

Jessica:*off screen*…I’m actually the director on this episode.

Ruby:*having a panic attack*

Jessica:I wish I was joking. I needed the experience.

xxxxxx

Blake:Guys, I think I know where we are.

Beautiful wide panning shot

Blake:…I think we’re in Candy Land~

Weiss:Fuck ooooffff. *covers face* That was so random! Ahaha!

Yang:Honestly falling from your world into Candy Land sounds more terrifying than a place like Wonderland.

Bloop!

Blake:I think we’re in Wonderland.

Director Roman:Ever After…

Blake:*nods*…I said that so confidently to. Holy hell…

xxxxxx

Jaune:Today I met a little girl who was a RWBY fan. She asked me if there was any way to come back stage to pet Juniper. *bites muffin* I couldn’t tell her that Juniper was a prop.

Neo:So what did you say?

Jaune:I told her I actually don’t get to see him either. Now both of our days are ruined. This job is cruel.

xxxxxx

Pyrrha:Sup guys. It’s me, here to traumatize you again. *flips camera*

Penny:I’m here for the kill assist.

Pyrrha:You think we’ll be in final episode somehow?

Penny:Oh absolutely. I signed up for the role of “Ruby’s friend” and somehow landed “ghost of the narrative” by mistake.

Pyrrha:Saaame! Funny how that works out.

xxxxxx

Weiss:Where are Blake and Yang?

Jaune:Must’ve had bigger things to work out.

Meanwhile on storming bridge

Yang:Bl- what the!?

Adam:*draws sword* THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES!!

Blake:Sorry! The more I tried to not of the worst situation, the harder it got!

Yang:…*looks at camera* Can we keep this?

Roman:No.

Yang:But I want another cool fight!

xxxxxx

Oscar:*getting makeup done*

Penny:Ready to die on screen?

Oscar:Yeah. I took notes from the best.

Penny:So you’ve been looking at me?

Oscar:Whenever I can.

Penny:*giggles*

Coco:Hold still and stop flirting!

xxxxxx

Jabberwok:*crumbles into Neo*

Neo:*finger guns*…..*makes Adam*

Blake:Oh my gooood!

Yang:*grinning* THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES!

Adam:JUST WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR! FACE MEEEEE!

Ruby:At this point you should just put him at the tea party.

Nora:You don’t even canonically know him!

Ruby:But it would be hilarious!

Weiss:What kills me is an army of Adams would probably be more effective than the Jabberwoks.

xxxxx

Ruby:*in a bat suit* This is the secret life option the blacksmith didn’t want to reveal.

Weiss:Ruby calls on quits and chooses Gotham over Remnant.

Blake:Willingly going to Gotham City is crazy. Life is not that bad.

Ruby:I don’t wanna take this off.

[averagemrfox]

How are y’all doing this fine RWBY Saturday folks?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Shark!Faunus Jaune: *Signing* It's nice to meet someone else that can't talk.

Neo: *Signing Back* I guess not having to gesture and charade what I want of them.

Jaune: Makes communicating in an active fight difficult though.

Neo: Yeah, it's a good thing I'm so good at fighting I can just do my own thing.

Jaune: Yeah, that works for you, I'm the leader of a Team. Communication is necessary.

Roman: NEO! STOP HAVING A CONVER- ACK!

Pyrrha: *Pinning Roman* JAUNE! GET OVER HERE AND HELP!

Neo: ... Wanna trade Redheads?

Jaune: Not really. I like Pyrrha. She's Nice.

Neo: Yeah, I would've just took them both. Roman's My Dumb-Dumb.

Fun Fact! Sharks lack any organs or group of muscle to produce noise, like most fish. There are some species that can produce a barking sound by snapping their jaws.

[hellcifrogs]

I know tea time was bad BAD, but I missed my favorite bastard SO much!!! I was so happy to just see him... Imagine the emotional roller coaster!!

[iamafanofcartoons]

“ And when they fail and you turn to your smaller soul, know that you send her to the same pitiful demise “

Bloody hell....

https://twitter.com/RWBYFIGHTS/status/1644723955016540161

[didyoutrydynamite]

So would the hypothetical renegades Roman also know sign language or can he just understand neo through looks and body language alone?

Jaune: *Handsigns as he talks* My name is Jaune Arc, nice to meet you, Neo.

Roman: *Chuckles* I like your manners, kid. But its not like Neo's deaf, she's just mute. She doesn't even understand sign-

Neo: *Handsigns back to Jaune flawlessly*

Roman: *Eyes bulge* YOU COULD SIGN THIS WHOLE TIME!? Why didn't you tell me?!

Neo: *Shrugs and signs*

Jaune: She said that you just seemed like you liked to do most of the talking, so she went along with it.

Roman: *Grabs Jaune by the collar* Thats it, kid. You're teaching me sign language. NOW.

[penny-the-pissed-poltergeist]

Things that happen in RWBY but i use the characters fairytale origin names

spoilers for all of RWBY under the cut

Achilles brutally kills Pinocchio on live tv (it was because of Aladdin's illusion powers)

Gaston chops Goldilocks's arm off with his katana, which gives her PTSD

Hansel wants to kill the wizard of oz (who is also Odin) because Gretel died vicariously because of him.

Snow white is racist at the beginning of the series (she gets better)

that one guy who gets turned into a donkey in Pinocchio is a mafia boss with a pint of Neapolitan ice cream as a GF

one of Odin's ravens abandons her daughter, Goldilocks

the tin woodsmen goes insane and try's to nuke his own country

the main characters get into a fight with the old lady who lives in a shoe, which accidentally wakes up godzilla, so little red riding hood has to go nuke him with her eyeball lasers

Cinderella is one of the main villains, loves killing people and is obsessed with power

little red riding hood has a mental breakdown in wonderland

the grim reaper is just the main characters funny grandma figure

Shere khan is super hot, does absolutely nothing, then dies

nyan cat is also here for some reason

[maskyartist]

may i proudly present,,,,them :)

AUGH im glad I got this done it was very fun and LOOK AT THOSE COLORS, out here lookin like taffy

maybe i'll open up commissions for this style, i'll play around a lil more till then enjoy THE criminals ever

[illusory-torrent]

“i think it’s about time we all got what we deserve.”

[hawklanstargazer]

RWBY VOL 9 EP 10 SPOILERS!

IM FUCKING CRYING RN

SHE FINALLY LET HIM GO

ASCEND YOU BEAUTIFUL THING! WHOEVER YOU BECOME NEXT YOU’LL BE GREAT! ROMAN WOULD SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU!

[yinyangofnevermore]

V9C8 Wrap Up

WORST TEA PARTY EVER!

Little Red Riding Hood is being haunted by her mistakes. And she’s still taking it out on everyone.

Nea Politan Ice Cream Mary Fucking Poppins went full on Mad Hatter with her deranged Tea Party that featured Lampwick and fucked up imitations of Achilles, Pinocchio, The Cowardly Lion, The Tin Man, The Wizard of Oz and The Fisherman that sent Little Red over the EDGE.

THE CHESHIRE CAT IS FUCKING SUS i knew it

And Nea Politan Ice Cream Mary Fucking Poppins got more than she bargained for. Apparently living only for revenge isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Leaves one empty enough to become a vessel FOR APPARENTLY THE FUCKING CHESHIRE CAT TO TAKE OVER.

THE NARCOLEPTIC TEA CUP DORMOUSE BETTER FUCKING BE OK, DAMMIT

Snow White, Belle, Goldilocks, and Joan of Arc all rushed to be just in the nick of time! Only to... not be in the nick of time as Little Red went to the Tree of Life to be remade...

[razorblade180]

Actor Au 5

Actor au 4 <-

Ruby:🎶Guess who’s back? Back again. *flips camera*

Adam:Not me! *thumbs up* Let’s get to filming! Wooo!

Crew:Wooooooo!

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Ruby:Well look who it is, back at the food table.

Yang:*bites doughnut* It’s 5am on a beach. The sun is down and so is my body temperature.

Ruby:At least you don’t have to be near the water. Happy to be back?

Yang:Hell yeah. Let’s get this shit.

xxxx

Interviewer:How’s it feel to be back on screen after so long.

Ozpin:Pretty shocked if I’m being honest, but in a good way. I got so used to cozy pjs and being a voice. Roman walks over and goes “We’ll shoot your scene tomorrow.” I look around and go “pardon?” and he nods. Just goes “yeah you and your son shoot tomorrow.

Oscar:He’s downplaying his excitement.

Interview:Were you excited?

Oscar:I read what my scene was and had to double check if my contract had expired.

Ruby:Thought it was your last episode?

Oscar:Yes! You literally came up to me and said “ready for me to kill you?” Keep in mind, we don’t film everything in order. Luckily I finally got briefed.

Ruby:It felt appropriate because Ozpin looked at me with pure joy and and said “Finally I get to fight you.”

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Director:Alright Neo, you’re just getting from the crash and you are seething. And… Action.

Neo:*stands up*….FUCK!

Director:Cut! Neo!!

Neo:I know! I know! *snickers* Could you imagine though?

xxxxxx

Weiss:*throws fake rock*

Another prop rock comes in off screen and misses her completely, hitting Blake.

Blake:Oh shi-

Weiss:…*turns around* Nora, how?

Nora:*covering face* I don’t know how I missed.

Blake:You curved ball a rubber rock. I’m not even hurt; only impressed.

xxxxx

Blake:I can’t believe it! The Rusted Knight, in person!

Jaune:You did well JNPR. *slowly lefts helm-

Helmet gets stuck.

Jaune:…*keeps helmet on, nods, walks away*

Ruby and Yang: *wheezing*

Blake:W-Wait! We..pfft..*drops to knees* tell us who you are hahaha.

Weiss:Did it snag the beard?

Jaune:A hundred percent!!

*Bloop!*

Jaune:*removes helmet*…..I just yanked out some beard hair I’m sorry. *eyes watering*

Coco: *off screen* Let me trim it down just a little!!!

xxxxx

Ruby:When they told this volume would have a focus on Ruby’s crumbling emotional state I was excited. I barely get to play with negative emotions often so I was ready! However, I was not prepared for Jaune to have to grow out his hair.

Jaune:Hahaha!

Ruby:Do you understand how hard it is to maintain sad vibes when in rehearsal this guy is walking around in a man bun!?

Interviewer:So the hair was all real?

Jaune:Yeah I originally got a call from Adam who asked if I knew anyone who could pull off an older version of myself. Instantly I went to my dad, however, I did not know at the time my character would be old for the majority of the volume. Love my dad, but he can’t fake act through a volume. Second best option was growing out my hair and hitting the gym.

Adam:We basically shot all of his scenes when he was young at once so long ago at this point. Then during vacation and all that in between volumes this man was obligated to not cut his hair as much as possible. My sister, Coco, did practical makeup to add age as well.

Jaune:Never again.

Interviewer:Fans like the look!

Jaune:Oh I get it. It’s the mainly the beard I wouldn’t want again. All the lights are fire scenes were soooo hot! I was dying!

xxxx

Blake:You named them after your team?

Jaune:No. I named them after everyone.

Everyone looks at where the paper pleaser would be.

Paper Pleaser:Hello. I am the one they call Jessica.

Ruby:Jessi- You met her once! Ya gotta let go!

Jaune:I can’t! 😢

xxxxx

Nora:Get a load of this. *turns camera*

Penny and Oscar:* sharing food*

Nora:They’re like magnets to each other I swear.

xxxxx

Blake:*sips coffee* Get this, today is the big day. The amazing crew has built a simple rope bridge only a couple feet off the ground. Yang is currently finding the courage to stand on it.

Yang:LISTEN! Rope bridges are scary!

Weiss:You aren’t actually high in the sky!

Yang:Rickety bridges strew me out.

Ruby:Should’ve confessed sooner.

Weiss:Imagine getting confessed to because that person is avoiding a fear? The instant they get on the bridge Yang folds.

Ruby:The true love was the solid ground we had along the way.

xxxxx

Interviewer: Let’s talk about the kiss! How’d that go?

Blake:*deflates* I have a complicated relationship with that scene for two reasons! One is you, Yang.

Yang:I may have tripped or had to fix my hair because the wind was aggressive! Your beef isn’t with me, it’s the weather!

Blake:She’s right. It came out perfectly, the shot. However, that’s a real sunset. It took so many days for the weather to be good enough! The two of us are trying to stay warm while look at each other lovingly.

Yang:Meanwhile she’s shooting daggers into my soul going “I’m begging you to get this right. I am cold.” Sometimes you sneezed.

Blake:I wanted to cry. Bright side, I got to kiss this lovely lady finally.

Yang:D’aaaww

Interviewer:Speaking of that, Yang, your character onset and yourself offset would probably have some interesting words to each other given…

A picture is pulled up on a screen that makes Blake laugh while Yang blush, giving an embarrassing smile. It’s a picture from her social media where she’s on Adam’s shoulders at the beach.

Yang:W-What can I say? I’m winning at life.

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Pyrrha:*getting dressed* Hmm Hmm Hmm 🎶

Weiss:Someone is happy to be back.

Pyrrha:It’s pretty funny how every three volumes I come back to serve trauma and leave. Honestly make me the villain at this point.

Penny:Today is beat Ruby day. *thumbs up*

James: A glorious day indeed.

Ruby:Sometimes I feel like my friends and coworkers aren’t telling me something about themselves. Everyone is a little too enthusiastic.

Neo:*stretching*

Weiss:For those who don’t know, Neo over here does most of Ruby’s stunts, but now she’s pulling double duty again.

Neo:I love how there’s a narrative that my character is this brilliant fighter. In truth, most times I’m told to fight Ruby I let them know ahead of time one of us better be losing badly.

Ruby:I’ve gotten better at complex choreography!

Neo:And I’m very proud of you. *pats head* prepare to be tossed around like a rag doll.

xxxxx

Jaune:Ever wonder who’s doing the creepy motion capture for the Jabberwalker? *points left*

Tyrian:*in mo-cap suit* Greetings…

Jaune:Easily scarier than his normal clothes.

xxxxx

Jaune:*doing pull ups*

Weiss:*watching*

Yang:Hehe, what’s going on over here?

Weiss:I’m getting into character. I take my job very seriously.

xxxxx

[punderstorm scene]

Ruby:*walking*

Weiss:*sees Atlas*

Jaune: *looks into water*

Jessica slowly fades in.

Weiss:What the- *face palms*

Ruby:*laughing* When did you guys find the time!? Is she sneaking on set?

Jaune: *In character* I wonder how she’s doing these days?

xxxxx

Jessica:Nora snuck me in early to watch the setup process for résumé. Learned a lot about audio and video. More than I should.

[averagemrfox]

Next weeks opening the silhouettes behind Neo won’t be silhouettes anymore I’m betting

[candytoothart]

Your honor they are perfect for each other

[crimneo]

The Kaka Experience.

Due to circumstances with a recent scheme, Roman and Neo needed a place to hide from authorities.  Being in a completely different world, they needed Ragna's help in which he brought them somewhere they didn't quite expect.

(Note: Felt like making something with these little buggers here.)

Torchwick:  You know, I didn't expect something like this to be your hideout.

Ragna:  It's not a hideout, it's just… one of the only safe places I know

The three of them were currently sitting on a hill as multiple little kaka kittens played on top of them.  Two of which were currently on Torchwick’s shoulders.

Kaka kitten 1:  (Plays with Roman's hair)  Wow the new guy's hair is so smooth.

Kaka kittens 2:  (Takes off Roman's hat)  And so orange!

Torchwick:  (Grabs hat)  Hey hey!  Careful with the hat!

Kaka kittens 1:  It's so orange… like a fruit.  (Starts nomming on his head)

Torchwick (annoyed):  Ragna…  They're trying to eat me.

Roman looks towards Ragna who currently has one kaka kitten on his shoulder playing with his spiky hair and another crawling within his jacket.

Ragna:  Just let'em, they won't bite.

Torchwick:  But they’re going to get slobber on my hair.

Kaka kitten 2:  (Licks his hair)  It doesn't taste like a fruit.

Kaka kitten 1:  (still nomming) *muffled* I'm still trying.  The juices might be inside.

Torchwick:  Neo!  Do something!

Neo, who has been playing with another kitten, goes to help Roman and take the kaka kitten off his shoulder.

Torchwick:  Thank you.

Neo made a considerate smile over the appreciation.

Unbeknownst to her however, her appearance gained the attention of the kaka kitten she held; in which they began to get a closer look at her.  

Kaka kitten 1:  …?  *gasp*  ICE CREAM!!!  (Squirms around to try and get closer)

Neo looked at the kitten with her head tilted in confusion, before noticing the many other kaka kittens staring at her.

Kaka kitten 5 (Curious):  She looks like ice cream.

Kaka kitten 9 (Enthusiastic):  She must taste like one too.

Kaka kitten 11:  I wanna taste her!

Every kitten:  Me too!!!

Soon enough, Neo realized what was going on and immediately used her semblance to disappear.

Kaka kitten 5:  Woah… she disappeared.

Kaka kitten 6:  Aw… I wanted to taste her.

Being hidden, Neo sighed with relief and was grateful for having a useful semblance.

Torchwick:  Looks like she wouldn't want to deal with this handful either.  Well, it's a good thing her semblance is great for hiding.

Ragna:  Yeah… that's not gonna last.

They all turned towards the kaka's who were sniffing the air as if they were trying to find a scent.  Eventually…

Kaka kitten 1:  *sniff* *sniff* (Turns to the top of a vacant hill)  Found her!!!

The kaka kitten leaped towards her supposed whereabouts and grabbed onto what looked to have just been the air and began licking it.

Neo's camouflaged reverted back as she tried shaking the kitten off her leg, before realizing that her cover was blown.

Soon enough, almost all of the kaka kittens rushed towards and tackled her to the ground as they all tried to get a taste.

Neo never hated animals; even if these Kaka's weren't regular animals, she never minded them being playful; but this… was just too much.

Ragna:  Hey!  Knock it off you guys!  You're bothering her!

Torchwick:  Oh so you'll speak up for her, but not for me.

Ragna:  You would've done the same.  (Gets up)

Torchwick:  I would've at least made a bargain.

Ragna heads over to the crowd all the while Neo tries to fight off the swarm.

Ragna:  Alright kids!  That’s enough!  (Reaches in and pulls Neo out of the pile)  Neo’s tired, you got to let her rest. Understood.

Every kitten (disappointed):  Aww… but we're hungry.

Ragna:  Well she's not food, so you're not gonna get it through her; but if you're hungry, I'll see if I can make something for all of you guys, alright?

Every kitten (cheerfully):  Okay!  (They all scattered off)

Ragna:  (Puts her down)  You alright?

Neo was perturbed over what had happened, but tried to shrug it off.

*Pulls out sign*

“How do you deal with them?”

Ragna:  Eh, they're not that hard to deal with, they're just kids… who behave like cats.

Torchwick:  Don't they bother you?

Ragna:  They can be annoying, but after some time you get used to them.  (Looks at the kaka's chasing each other around)  Besides, that's just how they are, no need to make a big deal over it.

Neo then stared at Ragna in wonder before smirking.

'What do you know, sounds like he'd make a good dad.'

Torchwick:  Still, I find it hard to believe that you'd make this your safe place.  It's efficient, but I always thought your safe spot would be like... a cave.

Ragna:  You think I-!  Uh… forget it.

Torchwick:  Guess that's a yes.

Ragna:  Shut up.  And for your information, I like this place; it's peaceful and barely any authorities show up, so I can rest easy around here.

Torchwick:  No authorities...  (Smirks) Huh.  Well… in that case.  (Lay's down with one leg over the other)  I guess I can find it in me to relax here.

Ragna:  Whatever.  (Sits back down)

Neo keeps an eye on the kaka's as she slowly follows suit.

Ragna:  (notices)  Hey, take it easy.  Sure they can be a handful, but they’re harmless.  Don't let'em ruin your fun.

Neo looked at Ragna in awe, before smiling and laying down on the grass.

Kaka kitten 7:  Excuse me.

Neo sat up and looked at the kitten.

Kaka kitten 7:  I didn't get to taste anything yet so… could I try again please?

Neo looked at the kitten with concern in her eyes, pondering over what to do with the kid.

She glanced towards Ragna to see what he thought.

Ragna: (nonchalant wave)  You're free to tell them no. Your choice.

Neo looked back at the kitten who was giving her the puppy eyes [ironically].  She was not impressed, but could tell that they really wanted to lick her and a part of her told her that she should just let'em.

‘Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to let'em.  Maybe then they'll stop.’

She sighed and grabbed the kitten by their waist and put them close to her cheek.

The kitten got excited and began getting a couple of licks in.

Neo thought it was weird being licked at first, but she soon grew to not mind it.  Even if the kaka kitten was not a traditional animal, it was still a cat no less.

Ragna:   (Smirks)  Having fun?

Neo responded by smirking back at him.

Kaka kitten 6:  I want a turn!

Kaka kitten 11:  Me too!

Ragna:  Hey!  You know she's not actually ice cream?!

The kaka's ignored him as they all began running towards Neo.

Neo, not wanting to be swarmed again, ran.  With her semblance useless around the kittens, she didn't have any other choice.

Ragna:  Hey!  That's enough kids!  I said I'll make you food so stop it!  (Chases after the group)

Soon enough, a big chase began within the village.  More kaka kittens joined in on the chase as they ran around, while the village elders paid no mind to it as it's nothing too out of the ordinary for them.

Torchwick:  (Still laying on the grass)  A bit hard to relax with all the noise.

Taokaka:  *gasp*  IS THAT ICE CREAM LADY?!!!

Ragna:  DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT IT, TAO!!!

Torchwick: Yep... Very hard to relax.

[daiquirishortcake]

2015 vs 2020 vs 2024