#roman torchwick and neo politan

[rocknroll7575]

"Your next line is...!" Pt.1

Jaune: Your next line is, "Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy!"

Ruby: Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy! *Gasp* What the-!?

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Jaune: Your next line is, "You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!?" That's it!

Weiss: You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!? *Shocked* What!?

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Jaune: Your next line is, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to read" Right!?

Blake: Leave me alone, I'm trying to read, *Ears perk up in shock* How did you-!?

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Jaune: Your next line is, "Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy!" Correct?

Yang: Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy! *Stunned* What!?

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Jaune: Your next line is, "I'm sorry!"

Pyrrha: I'm sorry! *Gasp* Huh!?

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Jaune: Your next line is, "Nora's out of control today"

Ren: Nora's out of control today *Stunned* How did you-!?

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Jaune: Your next line is, "Bring it on, fearless leader!"

Nora: Bring it on, fearless leader! *Shocked* Le Gasp!

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Jaune: Your next line is, "You ain't winning this, Jauney boy!" correct?

Cardin: You ain't winning this, Jauney boy! *Gasp* What the-!?

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Jaune: Your next line is, "it seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc" right?

Glynda: It seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc *Stunned* Impossible!

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Jaune: Your next line is, "Great! Another stupid huntsman!"

Roman: Great! Another stupid huntsman! *Gasp* Holy...!

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Jaune: Your next line is, "...." Am I right?

Neo: .... *Gasp without voice* !

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Jaune: Your next line is, "The Faunus shall reign supreme!"

Adam: The Faunus shall reign supreme! *Shocked* How did this human-!?

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Jaune: Your next line is, "Man, I could really use a drink," correct?

Qrow: Man, I could really use a drink... *Surprised* What kind of a trick-!?

[averagemrfox]

How are y’all doing this fine RWBY Saturday folks?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Shark!Faunus Jaune: *Signing* It's nice to meet someone else that can't talk.

Neo: *Signing Back* I guess not having to gesture and charade what I want of them.

Jaune: Makes communicating in an active fight difficult though.

Neo: Yeah, it's a good thing I'm so good at fighting I can just do my own thing.

Jaune: Yeah, that works for you, I'm the leader of a Team. Communication is necessary.

Roman: NEO! STOP HAVING A CONVER- ACK!

Pyrrha: *Pinning Roman* JAUNE! GET OVER HERE AND HELP!

Neo: ... Wanna trade Redheads?

Jaune: Not really. I like Pyrrha. She's Nice.

Neo: Yeah, I would've just took them both. Roman's My Dumb-Dumb.

Fun Fact! Sharks lack any organs or group of muscle to produce noise, like most fish. There are some species that can produce a barking sound by snapping their jaws.

[hellcifrogs]

I know tea time was bad BAD, but I missed my favorite bastard SO much!!! I was so happy to just see him... Imagine the emotional roller coaster!!

[iamafanofcartoons]

“ And when they fail and you turn to your smaller soul, know that you send her to the same pitiful demise “

Bloody hell....

https://twitter.com/RWBYFIGHTS/status/1644723955016540161

[didyoutrydynamite]

So would the hypothetical renegades Roman also know sign language or can he just understand neo through looks and body language alone?

Jaune: *Handsigns as he talks* My name is Jaune Arc, nice to meet you, Neo.

Roman: *Chuckles* I like your manners, kid. But its not like Neo's deaf, she's just mute. She doesn't even understand sign-

Neo: *Handsigns back to Jaune flawlessly*

Roman: *Eyes bulge* YOU COULD SIGN THIS WHOLE TIME!? Why didn't you tell me?!

Neo: *Shrugs and signs*

Jaune: She said that you just seemed like you liked to do most of the talking, so she went along with it.

Roman: *Grabs Jaune by the collar* Thats it, kid. You're teaching me sign language. NOW.

[penny-the-pissed-poltergeist]

Things that happen in RWBY but i use the characters fairytale origin names

spoilers for all of RWBY under the cut

Achilles brutally kills Pinocchio on live tv (it was because of Aladdin's illusion powers)

Gaston chops Goldilocks's arm off with his katana, which gives her PTSD

Hansel wants to kill the wizard of oz (who is also Odin) because Gretel died vicariously because of him.

Snow white is racist at the beginning of the series (she gets better)

that one guy who gets turned into a donkey in Pinocchio is a mafia boss with a pint of Neapolitan ice cream as a GF

one of Odin's ravens abandons her daughter, Goldilocks

the tin woodsmen goes insane and try's to nuke his own country

the main characters get into a fight with the old lady who lives in a shoe, which accidentally wakes up godzilla, so little red riding hood has to go nuke him with her eyeball lasers

Cinderella is one of the main villains, loves killing people and is obsessed with power

little red riding hood has a mental breakdown in wonderland

the grim reaper is just the main characters funny grandma figure

Shere khan is super hot, does absolutely nothing, then dies

nyan cat is also here for some reason

[razorblade180]

Actor Au 5

Actor au 4 <-

Ruby:🎶Guess who’s back? Back again. *flips camera*

Adam:Not me! *thumbs up* Let’s get to filming! Wooo!

Crew:Wooooooo!

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Ruby:Well look who it is, back at the food table.

Yang:*bites doughnut* It’s 5am on a beach. The sun is down and so is my body temperature.

Ruby:At least you don’t have to be near the water. Happy to be back?

Yang:Hell yeah. Let’s get this shit.

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Interviewer:How’s it feel to be back on screen after so long.

Ozpin:Pretty shocked if I’m being honest, but in a good way. I got so used to cozy pjs and being a voice. Roman walks over and goes “We’ll shoot your scene tomorrow.” I look around and go “pardon?” and he nods. Just goes “yeah you and your son shoot tomorrow.

Oscar:He’s downplaying his excitement.

Interview:Were you excited?

Oscar:I read what my scene was and had to double check if my contract had expired.

Ruby:Thought it was your last episode?

Oscar:Yes! You literally came up to me and said “ready for me to kill you?” Keep in mind, we don’t film everything in order. Luckily I finally got briefed.

Ruby:It felt appropriate because Ozpin looked at me with pure joy and and said “Finally I get to fight you.”

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Director:Alright Neo, you’re just getting from the crash and you are seething. And… Action.

Neo:*stands up*….FUCK!

Director:Cut! Neo!!

Neo:I know! I know! *snickers* Could you imagine though?

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Weiss:*throws fake rock*

Another prop rock comes in off screen and misses her completely, hitting Blake.

Blake:Oh shi-

Weiss:…*turns around* Nora, how?

Nora:*covering face* I don’t know how I missed.

Blake:You curved ball a rubber rock. I’m not even hurt; only impressed.

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Blake:I can’t believe it! The Rusted Knight, in person!

Jaune:You did well JNPR. *slowly lefts helm-

Helmet gets stuck.

Jaune:…*keeps helmet on, nods, walks away*

Ruby and Yang: *wheezing*

Blake:W-Wait! We..pfft..*drops to knees* tell us who you are hahaha.

Weiss:Did it snag the beard?

Jaune:A hundred percent!!

*Bloop!*

Jaune:*removes helmet*…..I just yanked out some beard hair I’m sorry. *eyes watering*

Coco: *off screen* Let me trim it down just a little!!!

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Ruby:When they told this volume would have a focus on Ruby’s crumbling emotional state I was excited. I barely get to play with negative emotions often so I was ready! However, I was not prepared for Jaune to have to grow out his hair.

Jaune:Hahaha!

Ruby:Do you understand how hard it is to maintain sad vibes when in rehearsal this guy is walking around in a man bun!?

Interviewer:So the hair was all real?

Jaune:Yeah I originally got a call from Adam who asked if I knew anyone who could pull off an older version of myself. Instantly I went to my dad, however, I did not know at the time my character would be old for the majority of the volume. Love my dad, but he can’t fake act through a volume. Second best option was growing out my hair and hitting the gym.

Adam:We basically shot all of his scenes when he was young at once so long ago at this point. Then during vacation and all that in between volumes this man was obligated to not cut his hair as much as possible. My sister, Coco, did practical makeup to add age as well.

Jaune:Never again.

Interviewer:Fans like the look!

Jaune:Oh I get it. It’s the mainly the beard I wouldn’t want again. All the lights are fire scenes were soooo hot! I was dying!

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Blake:You named them after your team?

Jaune:No. I named them after everyone.

Everyone looks at where the paper pleaser would be.

Paper Pleaser:Hello. I am the one they call Jessica.

Ruby:Jessi- You met her once! Ya gotta let go!

Jaune:I can’t! 😢

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Nora:Get a load of this. *turns camera*

Penny and Oscar:* sharing food*

Nora:They’re like magnets to each other I swear.

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Blake:*sips coffee* Get this, today is the big day. The amazing crew has built a simple rope bridge only a couple feet off the ground. Yang is currently finding the courage to stand on it.

Yang:LISTEN! Rope bridges are scary!

Weiss:You aren’t actually high in the sky!

Yang:Rickety bridges strew me out.

Ruby:Should’ve confessed sooner.

Weiss:Imagine getting confessed to because that person is avoiding a fear? The instant they get on the bridge Yang folds.

Ruby:The true love was the solid ground we had along the way.

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Interviewer: Let’s talk about the kiss! How’d that go?

Blake:*deflates* I have a complicated relationship with that scene for two reasons! One is you, Yang.

Yang:I may have tripped or had to fix my hair because the wind was aggressive! Your beef isn’t with me, it’s the weather!

Blake:She’s right. It came out perfectly, the shot. However, that’s a real sunset. It took so many days for the weather to be good enough! The two of us are trying to stay warm while look at each other lovingly.

Yang:Meanwhile she’s shooting daggers into my soul going “I’m begging you to get this right. I am cold.” Sometimes you sneezed.

Blake:I wanted to cry. Bright side, I got to kiss this lovely lady finally.

Yang:D’aaaww

Interviewer:Speaking of that, Yang, your character onset and yourself offset would probably have some interesting words to each other given…

A picture is pulled up on a screen that makes Blake laugh while Yang blush, giving an embarrassing smile. It’s a picture from her social media where she’s on Adam’s shoulders at the beach.

Yang:W-What can I say? I’m winning at life.

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Pyrrha:*getting dressed* Hmm Hmm Hmm 🎶

Weiss:Someone is happy to be back.

Pyrrha:It’s pretty funny how every three volumes I come back to serve trauma and leave. Honestly make me the villain at this point.

Penny:Today is beat Ruby day. *thumbs up*

James: A glorious day indeed.

Ruby:Sometimes I feel like my friends and coworkers aren’t telling me something about themselves. Everyone is a little too enthusiastic.

Neo:*stretching*

Weiss:For those who don’t know, Neo over here does most of Ruby’s stunts, but now she’s pulling double duty again.

Neo:I love how there’s a narrative that my character is this brilliant fighter. In truth, most times I’m told to fight Ruby I let them know ahead of time one of us better be losing badly.

Ruby:I’ve gotten better at complex choreography!

Neo:And I’m very proud of you. *pats head* prepare to be tossed around like a rag doll.

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Jaune:Ever wonder who’s doing the creepy motion capture for the Jabberwalker? *points left*

Tyrian:*in mo-cap suit* Greetings…

Jaune:Easily scarier than his normal clothes.

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Jaune:*doing pull ups*

Weiss:*watching*

Yang:Hehe, what’s going on over here?

Weiss:I’m getting into character. I take my job very seriously.

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[punderstorm scene]

Ruby:*walking*

Weiss:*sees Atlas*

Jaune: *looks into water*

Jessica slowly fades in.

Weiss:What the- *face palms*

Ruby:*laughing* When did you guys find the time!? Is she sneaking on set?

Jaune: *In character* I wonder how she’s doing these days?

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Jessica:Nora snuck me in early to watch the setup process for résumé. Learned a lot about audio and video. More than I should.

[illusory-torrent]

“i think it’s about time we all got what we deserve.”

[hawklanthebard]

RWBY VOL 9 EP 10 SPOILERS!

IM FUCKING CRYING RN

SHE FINALLY LET HIM GO

ASCEND YOU BEAUTIFUL THING! WHOEVER YOU BECOME NEXT YOU’LL BE GREAT! ROMAN WOULD SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU!

[yinyangofnevermore]

V9C8 Wrap Up

WORST TEA PARTY EVER!

Little Red Riding Hood is being haunted by her mistakes. And she’s still taking it out on everyone.

Nea Politan Ice Cream Mary Fucking Poppins went full on Mad Hatter with her deranged Tea Party that featured Lampwick and fucked up imitations of Achilles, Pinocchio, The Cowardly Lion, The Tin Man, The Wizard of Oz and The Fisherman that sent Little Red over the EDGE.

THE CHESHIRE CAT IS FUCKING SUS i knew it

And Nea Politan Ice Cream Mary Fucking Poppins got more than she bargained for. Apparently living only for revenge isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Leaves one empty enough to become a vessel FOR APPARENTLY THE FUCKING CHESHIRE CAT TO TAKE OVER.

THE NARCOLEPTIC TEA CUP DORMOUSE BETTER FUCKING BE OK, DAMMIT

Snow White, Belle, Goldilocks, and Joan of Arc all rushed to be just in the nick of time! Only to... not be in the nick of time as Little Red went to the Tree of Life to be remade...

[rocknroll7575]

Mk intro

Roman vs curious cat neo

Roman: *Lights cigar as he walks on stage with his cane* I never liked Cats

CC!Neo: *Walks on stage as Roman before it shatters and reverts to Neo* Oh~? And why's that~?

Roman: They ruin everything...

[averagemrfox]

Next weeks opening the silhouettes behind Neo won’t be silhouettes anymore I’m betting

[candytoothart]

Your honor they are perfect for each other

[maskyartist]

may i proudly present,,,,them :)

AUGH im glad I got this done it was very fun and LOOK AT THOSE COLORS, out here lookin like taffy

maybe i'll open up commissions for this style, i'll play around a lil more till then enjoy THE criminals ever

[dqrshrtck]

2015 vs 2020 vs 2024