#roman Torchwick

[spahhzy]

CCJaune: Chasing me to the ends of the both world, hmm?

Neo: 😠

CCJaune: So tell me, what is it that you want? Power and control?

CCJaune laughed as Neo just glared.

CCJaune: You tried all that, and look where it got you?

CCJaune: Oh, I know... maybe you're a fame and riches kind of girl?

CCJaune: It didn't work out so well for Jaune, though. He is still really burnt up about that invincible one.

Neo: 😡

CCJaune: Nah, it couldn't be that! you lost in that respect too and why? because you got too greedy, and well, we know how that ended for Roman~

Neo breathed through her nostrils, trying not to let the bastard get to her.

Jaune walked up to her now face to face, the chesire grin on his face as the neon blue eyes held a smirk as they stared into hers.

CCJaune: Ooh, I know... perhaps it's love that you're after~ yes yes...I can see through his soul his memories... of a time with you, oh, how sweet they are... but darling...if its love you're after all you need is the body, and then you and me can make magic together~

As soon as he said that, he was slugged across the face, earning a grunt from him as he rubbed his cheek. Neo had a satisfied smirk on her face before Jaune looked at her with a heated glare, causing her to pull out hush and aim it at him.

Jaune just spit out blood that was in his mouth before giving a chuckle.

CCJaune: I see...so what your after is a fight?

Neo got into her stance, ready to fight.

CCJaune: We'll...I can give you that too.

[novankenn]

What kind of drunk do you think Salem is?

Interesting... I wonder? MWHAHAHAHAHA let my brain CREATE!!!

/==/

Cinder's face was ashen with dread. She had just received a notice from Watts, that their Queen... Salem would be visiting to "inspect" Cinder's operations in Vale. Only one problem, aside from the fact that evil incarnate was going to be dropping in for a friendly visit... Salem apparently had arrive and has been in Vale for a full fourteen hours!

Cinder pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration, trying to calm herself down as she picture whether she was going to immolate Watt's balls or his hair first. The sound of her scroll ringing, drew her from her pleasant plotting of Arthur Watts demise.

Cinder: Roman? What are you...

Roman: I found your boss lady...

Cinder: What? Where? How? WHERE?

Roman: Ah... which of those questions do you really want answered first?

Cinder: WHERE?

Roman: Junior's Club.

Cinder: Say what?!?

Roman: She's at Junior's Club... (hung up on)

Cinder: EMERALD! MERCURY! TO JUNIOR'S NOW!!!

/==/

It took the trio ten minutes to get from the safe house to Junior's. The bouncers well aware of who they were stepped aside instantly to let them enter. Inside they found the place packed with costumed party goers...

Mercury: Well that accounts for the lack of city wide panic...

Cinder: Just find her and start BEGGING as soo as you do!

Emerald: Uh... um... Cinder?

Cinder: WHAT?!?

Emerald: Over there...

Cinder followed the direction of Emerald's outstretched hand and blanched. There straddling the knees of a young blond man was her boss... the Queen of the Grimm.

Mercury: Is she letting him do body shots?

Cinder: Preposterous! She would never...

Emerald: Yep! That was a booby-shot if I ever saw one.

Cinder: Ah... urkk... arrrr... let's... let's go.

The trio shouldered their way through those party goers that stood, or rather danced between them and their destination. Cinder ground her teeth as the closer they became the more truthful Mercury's observation was. Salem, the Queen of the Grimm. Evil Incarnate, an Immortal Witch of unparalleled power was allowing some blond haired buffoon to pluck shot glasses from between her breasts with his... mouth.

Salem: (hic) Soooo... much (hic) funny! (hic)

????: (hic) you... you... (hic) is beau... beauti... beautiful! (hic)

Cinder: Ahem! Miss...

Salem: CINDY! (hic)

Cinder: ...

Mercury: ...

Emerald: ...

Cinder and her associates watches as Salem, Evil Incarnate struggled to rise from her perch on the young man's lap, only to stumble and pull the young man from his seat and send them both crashing to the floor... and erupt in a fit of giggles and laughter.

Cinder: Cindy?

Mercury: ...

Emerald: ...

Salem: (hic) you... you... (hic) were... were... um (hic)... um...

????: right? (hic)

Salem: (hic) Yeppers! (hic)

The highly intoxicated pair struggled to their feet, and stood there grinning drunkenly at each other as they weaved, totally ignoring the presence of Cinder, Emerald and Mercury.

Salem: Dances (hic) Jauney? (hic)

Jaune: (hic) Okay! (hic)

Cinder: ...

Emerald: ...

Mercury: ...

The pair vanished into the crowd on the dance floor.

/==/

Seventeen hours later, Cinder and her team were forced to exfil Salem from not only the motel room she had shacked up in, but also Vale's proper. The whole ordeal throwing Cinder's careful preparations out the window.

/== 3 Months Later ==/

Mercury is sitting with Jaune at a "Noodles are Us" stall. The two having become fast friends after the events of that fated night.

Mercury: So how was she when you met her?

Jaune: Sad, lonely. She needed someone to talk to, and cheer her up.

Mercury: Oh... cheer her up? Is that what you kids are calling it?

Jaune: (blushing) I said I was...

The clatter of a something plastic landing on the counter interrupted Jaune's rebuttal. He turned his head and smiled.

Jaune: Cindy! Would you like to...

Cinder said nothing but pointed to the counter and the plastic object she had tossed there. Confused Jaune picked it up... and then fainted.

Cinder: Please pick him up, and bring him with you. We're leaving.

Mercury: Huh? What's going on? What about the plan?

Cinder: Cancelled. Now please pick up the Queen's "Baby-Daddy" and let's get out of here.

Mercury: ...

/==/

Utter & Complete Insanity Story Collection

/==/

A/N So I think I went off the rails here... and missed the mark... but ENJOY!

[lesbianneopolitan]

The good ol' times…the taste of freedom. And the fact they set something on fire.

[arc-misadventures]

Bonus Pay

Roma: Alright handsome~! Here's your pay for helping us steal those dust shipments from the SDC, 10,000 Lien. Now then, you ready for your bonus love~?

Jaune: A bonus? So more money then? Of so: Yay.

Roma: I was thinking of something a little more… intimate than simple money.

Jaune: But, I like the... money...

Roma: Ready to collect your bonus love~?

Jaune: I-Is this bonus for me, or for you?

Roma: Does it matter? We'll both enjoy it in the end~! So what do you say love, ready to make a deposit?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: The hat stays on, until I knock it off.

Roma: Oh, lets see what you got love~!

[nightmare-foundation]

The fact that NONE of the ppl neo made illusions of would actually blame ruby (except Ironwood I think)

Like. Pyrrha would break seeing an illusion of herself beat down ruby. She KNEW she was going to die during the fall and she'd NEVER blame ruby

Penny would've been FURIOUS at neo for using her against her best friend bc she CHOSE to pass on the maiden powers to winter

Ozpin would've absolutely reassured ruby time and time again that NOTHING is her fault. That she did the best she could. And the fact that his illusions words also applies to how he sees himself... ouch

Even ROMAN wouldn't have blamed ruby! He KNEW he was the bad guy! He knew ruby was just trying to stop him and help people! And frankly he'd be annoyed for ruby taking ANY credit lol

Just. God this episode fucking broke me

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

Qrow drinks, Blake runs away, and I make shitposts. We all have our own ways of coping ok??

[hadesisqueer]

Like I'm serious about the RWBY Japanese VAs like when I hear them I cannot unhear them lmao

[phishcaek]

Roman Torchwick

The snappily dressed leader of The Wickermen.

Amassing a collection of precious jewels and artifacts he's nipped and nabbed whilst avoiding capture, this master thief quickly became one of the most wanted crooks in vale.

Unlike other gangs he seems to care very little about typical criminal affairs, instead focusing on pulling off over the top heists alongside their gal pal, Neopolitain.

What's their motivation behind their crimes? Will someone ever put a stop to their trail of chaos?? Is their second-in-command-platonic-crime-co-worker ever going to admit their secret one-sided romantic feelings for them???

Find out next time on RwbyXL!!!

[rwbysketches]

redraw of this post

[pilot-boi]

The kids who escaped

POV you are seeing a bird for the first time

[lavendermeghan]

me, after v9e7: things are bad oh no

me, after v9e8: THINGS ARE REALLY BAD OH FUCK OH NO

[rachetmath]

Jaune Revenge

Winter: Ruby we found her.

Ruby: Cinder. Everyone it's time.

Yang: Ruby no-

Ruby: I have to stop her. I am the only one.

Jaune: What?

Ruby: It has to be me.

Jaune: Who the hell- who the hell decided that?!

Ruby: She is my problem.

Jaune: I know this- oh hell no she- Ruby!

Ruby: Farewell my friend. I pray that I return.

Jaune: Oh hell-

After a minute what seemed like hours of fighting.

Cinder: Yes finally.

Ruby: *barely catching her breath*

Cinder: After all this time… you finally die Ruby R-

*Boom*

Cinder: *screams in pain*

Ruby: *looks behind her* Jaune. 

Jaune: *throws the gun away and slaps Ruby across her face* The f*** is wrong with you?!

Ruby Ow.

Jaune: You really think I would let you steal my prey? My kill? After all the bull**** that b**** put me through. The f***!

Ruby: Jaune I-

Jaune: I had dreams. Dreams of when I have this b**** in my sights. As her life is now in the palm of my hands. Having her beg for forgiveness has I take what little breath she has from her now feeble hands. Oh God yes… 

Ruby: …. Um

Jaune: And have you learned nothing from your people? Penny? Pyrrha? Alyx?!

Ruby: Whoa Jaune don't be–

Jaune: Stop running off somewhere, prepared to die. We do not do 1 v 1. We jump people. It is the most effective means to win. You are not built for that kind of time. There is no shame in having a squad, especially for enemies.

Ruby: But-

Jaune: Like your uncle, he sucks. He has lost a one-on-one every time since Beacon. Winter, hit him. Tyrian poisoned him. Hazel could have ended his career.  Your uncle needed two other hunters to take Tyrian in. He even required Tyrian to fight Clover. Your uncle isn't about that action. 

Ruby: Well sheesh…

Jaune: Now you excuse me- *pulls out the sword* I will finish this.

Cinder: You weakling. You piece of crap. What are you going to do to me huh? Kill me. Don't make me laugh. You don't have the- *stab in her arm* Ah! *mouths is covered*

Jaune: Oh no Fall maiden, we are just getting started. 

Cinder: *scared*

Nora: Ruby, sorry we’re late but-

Cinder: *screams in agony* My legs! My legs!

RWBY: *shock*

Jaune: Nah-nah we ain't done yet. This is for Pyrrha.*beats Cinder down*

Cinder: *yells in pain* Help me! Help me! Ruby help me! Please!

NERO: *scared*

Jaune This one's for Penny! *Stab Cinder's chest*

Cinder:  *screams*

Jaune: *healing and stabbing Cinder repeatedly* No, you gonna feel this. Yeah. Yeah!!

NPRA: *Summer and Alyx are shocked while Pyrrha and Penny fist pump*

RHAW: *Glad they never met Jaune*

Adam: Oh it was good that I didn't try to fight him on the train.

Hazel: Even though I know I can beat him…. It scares me that he could have a chance of killing me himself. 

Ironwood: Oh so he finally learned. Thank God. 

Clover: Sir please-

Ironwood: We died because of these kids, Clover, I have a right to be like this.

Cinder: No. No. Not my eye. Not my last eye, please! *screams as her eye is pulled out*

Salem: *watching from a far* Oo she will die. Not my problem.

Jaune: *exiles* 

Cinder: *dead* 

Jaune: Finally. And Oscar.

Oscar: Um… yeah-yeah what is it?

Jaune: Are you Ozpin now?

Oscar: N-no. Nope. I'm still here.

Jaune: Your girl. Your problem. I am tired of being the third wheel. The seventh wheel really.

Weiss: I mean -

Jaune: Figure out what you want in life then we'll talk.

Emerald: Oh my God I have maiden powers. I was Cinder’s last thoughts. I-

Jaune: *readies his sword*

Emerald: Jaune-Jaune calm down. We are good. We are good. Best behavior.

Jaune: You damn right b****.

Emerald: Jesus what have you been through on that island?!

Jaune: Isolation is a b****!

Cinder: *in hell and curled up in a ball*

Rogue: How was your freedom as a slave?

Cinder: Shut up. And why are you here?

Hazel: Are you serious? He left you unsupervised, and in a family where you were put through extreme work conditions to survive. 

Adam: You were a slave and the only thing he did was train you. 

Roman: He didn't even get you out. He abandoned you. He is a monster.

[froggyfriendart]

Do you only speak in riddles, chatterbox?

[lesbianneopolitan]

I'm 𝘓𝘖𝘚𝘛 in these memories Living behind my own 𝘐𝘓𝘓𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕 𝘓𝘖𝘚𝘛 all my dignity Living inside my own 𝘊𝘖𝘕𝘍𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕 ~ ♪

I wanted to do a tribute pic for Neo before the year ended! And of course, I added my own Neo's details to it to her evolution alongside canon.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Good Morning Everyone!

Pyrrha: Wha- Jaune? Why are you up and about so early?

Jaune: Well, I just couldn't with it being my birthday and all, and I had some stuff -

Ruby: I Smell Double Chocolate Chunk with Hot Cocoa.

Jaune: Yep! I know what you're favorite is!

Ruby: What- Why would you bake something for me? It's your Birthday!

Jaune: Well, you, and Everyone else, have made this year especially, well, special, So I decided to thank you all!

Nora: So you baked something for Everyone?

Jaune: Yep! I got Wildberry Pancakes with Forever Fall Syrup-

Ruby+Nora: *Sprinting away* THANKS JAUNE BYE!

Jaune: Pyrrha, I baked you Zucchini-walnut bread with a pint of Argus Special Cinnamon Ice Cream.

Pyrrha: That's So expensive!

Jaune: Not as expensive as Weiss' Cheesecake. I had to get Atlesian 90% Dark chocolate, and Fresh Vanilla beans for that.

Weiss: How on Remnant Did you pay for that?!?

Jaune: I had to call in a couple Favors ...

~~~~~ Roman: MMH! That kid sure knows how to make a Pumpkin-Crust Apple Pie!

~~~~~

Jaune: But it wasn't anything I couldn't handle. Plus there's Pineapple Upside-down for Yang, I got stuff to make Shaved Ice for Blake since you can't really have it premade, and Wildberry Egg tarts for Ren.

Pyrrha: That sounds like a lot of work! We- How-

Jaune: Just enjoy it. If you want to pay me back then ... I dunno, the arcade always sounds like a cool place to be.

[erros429]

rwby textpost memes pt36 babyyyyy!!!!! sorry these are not as frequent as they were before 😔