#roles and management

[essektheylyss]

when you're hypercompetent and too busy to show up to the war council so you get voluntold into a stealth mission on the moon 😔

[hey-heigo]

happy pride month

[milquetoad]

it’s sooo important that we remember how much of a dork caleb widogast is. ignore his cha stat he just uses that to threaten people im talking abt the man himself. dude finds a bag of jewels and does a little dance. he gets good news and says ��that’s a bingo’ out loud in front of other ppl. how many times did someone be vaguely nice to him and he responded by turning “beet red”. his go to response to someone in distress is to hand them his cat, and even then he sits a little bit away and watches to make sure they’re being gentle w him. man is living proof that you can take a wizard and torture him until he becomes a brainwashed murder machine but you can’t make him not a fucking dweeb <3

[shrugsinchinese]

Silly comic I started LAST winter that’s pretty ooc now cause of the new episodes haha

I just wanted to play with silly dnd fashion so here u go

[7cfc00]

Cast: Hermie the Unworthy as Theatre Kid with Identity Issues!

[forgetriestowrite]

okokok before i go to bed i just. i just need to talk about Dorym. I need to yap about them once more.

i know for literal MONTHS i have been saying "i need Dorym to kiss" etc etc and if you follow me i am so sorry that my obsession over two fictional gay men infiltrated your feed so violently, BUT

after that absolute masterclass in acting by Robbie and Liam I have decided that I actually don't need them to kiss. That's not what they are. At least not yet.

They are both so afraid of being soft and vulnerable. Dorian literally said it in his confession. He's not used to being open with anyone. Orym has spent the last several episodes, if not the whole campaign, keeping himself at arm's length from all of his friends. He kept himself away from Dorian, specifically, because he was scared. Even when Will told him it's okay to love someone else, he was still terrified.

So their love doesn't need to be confirmed to the world in some big gesture, Fjord's "can I kiss you" or Vax's promise to stay by Keyleth's side, even in death or Vex's "my heart belongs to someone else". That stuff doesn't matter to Dorian and Orym. What matters is being able to comfort the person you love, the person who is always refusing help because he doesn't believe he's important enough for it. It's being able to feel safe enough with someone to just sleep. To think "this is okay" because it is. To watch out for each other and be there for each other and call each other even when the lines are down and have that be enough.

I feel like they've been loving each other for a really long time, it just took until now for them to say it.

[applecranberryjuice]

They could have solved this sooner if any of them bothered to look at a calendar

Hear me out

Ninjago doesn't have the best track record with dates (Wu's lifetime...) and I don't expect DR to be any better at it. But rewatching the season I realized the fact that when Lloyd narrates, he mentions being "alone for weeks" and, in the carnival, recalls not being around many people in a while, nailing down how he was secluded to the monastery during those weeks he woke up alone. This is fine, typical Lloyd behavior, just that when Nya encounters Cole, he says years. Lloyd has no reason to lie, he doesn't have to make it seem like he was less time around so if he is not lying, and he truly was weeks alone, while Cole spends years lost after the merge? What happened?

And Nya and Kai! Kai woke up early enough, and in the bounty! to be able to map and travel a big part of the new land and try to find his way back, we don't know his side, but considering he pretty much arrived and then left again, had he entered the monastery before? I do believe he was longer out, awake and traveling. Nya also mentions having traveled before encountering the cranglings-- and she was on foot, she's resilient and strong, but for how long can you travel unknown terrain without a vehicle and survive it.

The idea of time getting messed up is plausible, other than reality coming undone and messing up every physics law-Cole is hanging out with what seems to be a kid formling, whose realm is confirmed to move differently time-wise, how could two different time progressions reacted to each other? How did that affect dates? Growing rates? So interesting.

I want to know if dr is planning on going somewhere with this, if not, then it'll be one more concept I'll rotate in my brain like a skewer, its such an interesting concept to me

Its also free trauma for the ninja! Win-Win

[dhwty-writes]

I cast Spiritual Weapon!

I have noticed that I've never really drawn the CR ladies before, so here's everyone's favorite blue tiefling, Jester! Enjoy!

[dawnpours]

Orym's "I've been trying for twenty minutes to go to your door" vs Robbie's very patient wait to knock on the table to start the interaction while being interrupted by the others

[flownwrong]

5x05 Mirrors // 5x09 Lagrange Point

[vault--of--amber]

accidentally thought about essek again . common mistake. now he’s in my brain

[puppppppppy]

Started listening to JTTW

[liltaireissocute]

protect me from what I want

[Perc'ildan took over my life like a plague]

[little-miss-fiction]

After witnessing Jaiden voluntarily become The Human Meat Sack ™️ for the entire server today, I came up with this.

Feel free to add more 👍🏼

[queerasian]

nothing you ever see about succession will prepare you for the way jeremy strong’s acting will gradually then irrevocably grab hold of your heart and soul and evoke emotions in you that you didn’t even know were there

[pharawee]

Imagine being the personal assistant of some rich asshole CEO who threatens to get HR involved on your first day because the cleaners moved one (1) box on his desk 10cm to the left. Oh, and apparently he also got it on with you once (while you were still sporting your "I just started working here!" haircut) but it's ok because there's no (lmao) feelings involved, so you agree to also manage his personal appointments, so now you wait in his BMW (because OF COURSE it's a BMW 🙄) while he's off two-timing some girl with a guy named Kim, but it's totally fine, it's ok, it's because he doesn't know how to love anyone, it's really quite tragic. So anyway, you have this picture of you and your asshole boss (probably screencapped from the company cctv??) right next to your bed because you have no taste and standards whatsoever, but now you're thinking of quitting after five years of micromanaging him via your personal google account (only of course you aren't WINK WONK don't we all quit eventually~) and your boss won't let you because no one's ever said no to him before and he'd rather just continue sexually harassing you.

Oh, and also you live in a parallel universe that exists without any meaningful scene transitions whatsoever, so you constantly jump from the past to the present without any kind of strong notion of who any of the characters even are.

And that's Bad Guy My Boss. 🥴