#rodent is kinda funny

[zomaxi]

is there an officially decided ship name for vincent and Rody? or is rodent all we got 💀

[kakusu-shipping]

I can't decide if I should be funny and write Cap as a leering Perv possessive kind of guy or stick closer to his personality and have him be a gentleman/chivalrous kind of guy.

[sethdomain]

on a very important note, this is what tamr chat noir woudl look like

[thegardengrows-infrozenrain]

me: [going in to kiss my rats goodnight]

my headphones: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ByHok5HKVH0

[must4rds33d]

drinking game: take a shot every time lucy calls m. paul ‘little man’

[drrandombear]

THERE HE IS! THE REASON I DECIDED TO WATCH THIS SHOW His design is just mwah so beautiful also hes a little gremlin man Red head Oz is a wonderful design please i love it so much (also his can is snazzy as hell) Fight scene pics cause I love him

[figloom]

LILLE NOOO🗣‼️

Rodent on rodent violence is crazy😭 Rev thank you sm omg that's amazing🦇✨️Deuce's face in the backround is so funny

taking break from creative juice by using more creative juice ft @figloom's oc Lille!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[invincibledc]

>⩊<𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐧!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐝:

Puking all over the couch all because they ate too much food. Very not cool, couldn’t sit on the family couch for days. 0/10

Runs outside late at night to fight real raccoons… 6/10. Go to bed.

Go into raccoon from just to rummage through the garbage in disguise and then being caught by Damian because he knew the patterns of your fur. 3/10, very stinky and had to clean you twice.

Brought trash inside and stored it in a closet, making the manor stink up so bad they thought it was some kinda gas leak. Turns out they found the trash inside your closet and grounded you from going in trash and outside for 2 months. -100/10, had to smell like trash for days to weeks.

Fighting real raccoons and winning the battles at times but also losing when getting scratched on your face, making Damian almost box the damned rodents for your justice just to have you and Damian put against a wall for punishment. 100000/10

FNAF 2 foxy jumpscare jumping at people when they angered you. 3/10. You were in animal control before they busted yon out, more like Damian as he literally busted you out along with a few animals.

Jumping on the chandelier and falling onto Jason’s face when. 7/10, he was already giving up on life.

Going on Tim’s computer and accidentally looking up porn. He already knew who did this, and made a password only he can get in. Don’t worry, he knew you didn’t mean it.. but he made sure you weren’t too traumatized. -1/10. No future phone for you.

Biting Bart on his ankle after Tim brought them over to visit the young Justice. 5/10, very funny but dangerous as he’s a meta that goes fast and you’re just a raccoon child.

Accidentally pissed on dick’s bed. Banned immediately from his room due to his anger at that moment. They would’ve thought to potty train you in animal form as well. 1/10

Stole one of Jason’s guns and shot randomly thinking of the gun as a laser gun they seen off of a commercial. 0/10. Almost killed Tim and Jason was banned from having guns in the manor and you were banned from his room.

Had a wicked stomach ache and had the whole family scared thinking it was serious when it wasn’t. Grounded from the kitchen. 1/10

Being found by the boys, mainly Damian and being into the family, being loved, cared for, giving them chaotic moments, but mostly being their cute new animal hybrid sibling that’s cute but evil in their own way. ♾️/10

[transingthoseformers]

Thought, transformers prime Soundwave being afraid of bugs and small rodents. Like seeing a cockroach and ending up on the roof refusing to get in, scared. Starscream finds it hilarious of course, while Megatron finds it disappointing that officer, formal gladiator, is scared of bug with antennas like him. Just the scenarios this would cause if autobots find out.

I saw this and I'll admit I thought about Soundwave dragging other mecha into the room and then leaving so that they'd deal with it instead dhgddhdhgd

It'd be kinda funny if it 100% doesn't apply to small cybertronian wildlife, only Earth's smaller creatures lmao

Also: ik cockroaches are notoriously resilient and often find a way, but wooooo it must be difficult to be an organic bug on a decepticon warship

[dumdumland]

I am finally done with my doll line! If you don’t know I’ve been working on a faux doll line, similar to bratz or monster high. Here they all are :D It’s based off animals and fashion styles that I think represent them.

Starting with Mariglade since she was the first one created. She’s a jellyfish, beachy themed and outdoorsy. Her name comes from the word ‘marine’ and ‘sunglade’ which is when light reflects on the ocean. She uses forearm crutches. Specifically sidestix discovery crutches with a beach design and a pouch added for storage.

Next is Sylbi! She’s a deer and very shy. I gave her glasses because deer can’t see very far. Her name is also a combo of two different words, sylvian and komorebi. Sylvian meaning “ of, relating to, or characteristic of the woods or forest” and komorebi is a Japanese word that describes sunlight peeking through tree tops.

Then is Priscilla who is a poodle, her design came the easiest to me. Her ears blend in with her hair but they’re there. Priscilla is a bit,, well prissy ^^  i know, I’m the most clever person ever. She comes with a pillow because she mustn’t get her dress dirty! 

Last we have Muriel, she’s a rat. Her name comes from the word murine which means rodent. I wanted her to look like she lives in nyc, bc ya know,, rats. I hope it’s obvious her hair is supposed to look like a rat’s tail.

I also wanted to share this doodle of them all together and their height chart/body ref. I find it funny how Mariglade just looks like a person when the others are clearly animals

Ok I need a name for this doll line and my brain is kaput,, anyone have any ideas please please let me know!! I want it to reference the animal aspect of the dolls. And I’d like it if it’s one or two words. I have some ideas but I don’t like them enough to share

Their limbs are supposed to be kinda thicker towards the ends, similar to magic mixies pixlings dolls, I just think that’s so cute.  I am so glad to be done with these four heuhue. I’m not gonna stop working on them ofc. It does bother me a bit how much Mariglade looks like lagoona :0( you should’ve seen my face when I realized. But regardless I am done for now and I am happy.

[randybutternubber]

I made. Design for the dummy from TSON

General HCs/thoughts

Its legs are actually kind of short/stocky and it’s partially digitigrade (walks on its toes like a cat or dog sometimes) which helps it absorb shock when it lands since it’s a performer.

Similarly to a primate, it has a thumb on its foot, but since it usually wears shoes during performances, it’s very weak and has a low range of movement as it just isn’t used super often

It’s femoral neck (the part of the femur that stick out from the hip) is enlarged and thicker than it is in a human, and is actually a separate joint in itself, making it have a high range of movement in its legs. It’s greater trochanter is also larger in order to for it to be a better anchor for more muscles.

It has more articular cartilage than a human would along with a much better range of movement for each joint.

Its teeth are very uniform, but it has larger canines in the back which have to be regularly filed down as they grow fast, similar to rodent teeth. Letting the canines grow is not harmful, just unsightly.

Its bite force is very high and so is the range of movement for its jaw.

It can pull back its lip like a monkey to show off its teeth (look up pictures, it’s terrifying)

It has more vertebrae than is considered normal in mammals.

Its shoulders aren’t actually that big, it’s just the little suit it wears

It is a mixture of organic and non-organic, think chucky from child’s play I guess

It has very good depth perception but poor peripheral vision

Similarly to a bird, it has separate balance sensors in its head and pelvis (this is why birds can keep their heads in the same place while their bodies move)

I like the design I made a lot but I want to change the clothes, also it looks a lot of Glen/da from seed of Chucky which was not intentional but I think it works

It’s really gay, that also wasn’t intentional but I think it’s funny

I like the implication in TSON that the dummy is the one controlling the ring master(man in the purple suit) or that they’re essentially one and the same, or maybe they’re swingers

. I think it essentially craves attention and reacts poorly when others receive more than it does. Perhaps it hated rusty so much because his tightrope act was very popular and basically saw him as competition and once he tried to escape, it attacked because there wouldn’t be any consequences to doing so as rusty had done something worth punishing. Or maybe it’s just kinda bitchy? Idk, I hope we see it in game, I’ll definitely draw more of this beast with additional hcs

Also do you think it has a tiny dummy like those “pet pet” toys they used to make so your pets pet could have a pet? I forgot what they were called

[samo64]

Baldi's Basics Headcanons that will never be canon but are funny to think about because they're living rent free in my brain

Playtime has extreme zoomies, like when something exciting happens she runs all over the walls and ceilings in the schoolhouse so fast not even the Principal could catch her, she's too fast!

Bully only bullies the player and not the other students because if he were to bully Playtime or Arts and Crafters he'd feel bad but with the player he don't care not even a tiny bit.

If the Principal were to open his eyes i think it would have a medusa kind off effect except he doesn't turn anyone into stone instead strikes fear into those who break the rules.

Since Johnny is the shop-keeper i think he would be also a school faculty member like the other staff, like he's the only teen who works in the faculty.

Gotta sweep would have an ability to switch broom brushes by jumping out of one so he's just the pole and jumps ans twists onto another.

Baldi since he's an Anim8tor model would have the ability to take parts of his body off with no blood or gore necessary but is there for comedic affect and don't worry he can easy re-attach them because his arms and legs are segmented.

Gotta sweep's heritage consists of cleaning products like mops, brooms and farm reapers.

1st prize's hands specifically his fingers would have some form of articulation where he can grip.

Dr. Reflex has seen how some people compare him to rodents and he takes quite offense to that.

Joe would be the one character that would make some memorable cameos kinda like Stan Lee in the marvel movies.

Mrs. Pomp's is more easly quick to anger than Baldi or Dr Reflex.

The Baldloons can phase through walls like actual ghosts and mostly travel in groups of five with Red considered the leader.

Null/Filename2 can communicate to his crab bink easily.

When Null/Filename 2 Sneezes he reveals his skin for a brief second.

Baldi and Principal made the murals in the detention room with the principal's mural being written by Baldi while Baldi's mural being written by the principal.

Baldi would have vivid memories of Susan and Andrew but are usually a blur

The other head's on Red Baldloon's body imitate the main head's expressions

The Baldloons can shape-shift into other people in the schoolhouse the only difference is that they can't change color or remove the party hats.

Red Baldloon loves to eat the walls, doors, entirety of the schoolhouse when he has the chance.

These ones are for PriniciBaldi shippers

if something goes horribly wrong in the schoolhouse to the point where everyone has to evacuate, Principal would rush in and get baldi holding him birdal style and Baldi thanking him by showering Principal in kisses leaving read lipstick marks.

Baldi would hug the principal too tightly making a cracking noise in the principal's spine.

If the principal were asleep in his office, baldi would come in say goodnight and give him a little kiss on the forehead.

Back to our regularly sceduled programming

i feel like Bladder loves Badsum too much.

The Test would carry around the chalkboard where chalkes is currently on so chalkles wouldn't have to fly off somewhere

[fluffle-writes]

Okay I remember you mentioned Ramshackle IS hunted but in a ecosystem type of way in the WeirdCore Au

So, did Ace even get a good night sleep? Or was he awake until 3 am (the 🕷️🕸️🎃Spooky hour🎃🕸️🕷️) and then he was just BANGING on Yuu’s door PLEADING to be let in cuz, idk, this ecosystem is kinda dangerous for him and he doesn’t feel safe.

He’s pretty sure something is eyeing him up and he can’t see where that thing is and it’s driving him mad.

Yep! As a matter of fact, this is the post that inspired me to do the ecosystem haunted house thing for Ramshackle! The idea of different haunted objects functioning as different entities was super interesting to me and I feel like it fit pretty well for the Weirdcore AU! (Sidenote: I recently played Please Touch The Artwork 2 and I have ideas for the aesthetic of Ramshackle dorm in the Weirdcore world lol)

As for Ace's little sleepover in book one - that's definitely accurate to what happened lol. The spooky furniture creatures are more likely to prey on larger creatures since their meals are often spaced apart due to potential prey steering clear of their territories (although small rodents will date their appetites between larger meals)

Ace survives the night though! (He slept on the floor after trapping a hungry rug in a closet and tipping the sofa upside down so it couldn't bite him.) And the critters of Ramshackle warm up to the first years after they have a few sleepovers - especially after they start figuring out how to properly care for the furniture and start feeding them in a more regular basis (the lamps LOVE candy, and they light up in the colours of the sweets that are given to them!)

As a sidenote, I feel like it'd be funny for a particularly studious human, or one with an interest in living creatures and how to care for them, to become a leading scholar in learning about haunted objects and the ecosystems they create! Like, one day they ask a professor whose papers would be best to study to learn more about the ghosties in Ramshackle, and after a quick search it turns out to be THEM lol

Weirdcore AU Masterlist Here!

[a-whispering-echo]

Hello, hi. I am here with a very fun specific question for Forgotten City

Because well, I was rereading it to make notes for these funky lil guys and their appearances (for no reason, don't worry about it, but I do kinda need an answer)

And I'm either blind or there isn't any mention of what Killer's clothes are or if he even has clothes

We obviously have Dusts seeing as... well, there is an illustration, and Horror had the description of heavy leathers and scales and layers, and all Killer has is, well, sharp

But yeah, I'm here to maybe possibly hopefully get an answer to my is Killer just silly spidering around with his bones and fucked up joints on full display

(...It would be funny if that's why he was laughing at Cross and his attempts at privacy..)

HELLO HELLO! YES I HAVE REFS! hajdhhal

(im currentl in the WORST stump of art rn and NOTHING is coming out how i want, so i HOPE this is PASSABLE, yk?)

He wears a red leather tunic - tunic from stoneborers skin, and dyed red with beetles! his bottoms are also leather, from the same creature, but dyed with coal and charred bones to get the black colour!

his belt was used to hold his tools to care for the gospum-tagul, a small rodent creature that the city dwellers used to farm for wool! that was his job! he loved them! the dye in that beige/light brown colour comes from boiling a kind of moss found in the caves, mixed with raw materials they find in the mines, like clay and dirt

the spikes on his clothing are metal, and were put there for his furry rodent friends to grip and climb on him when he was working, gave them something to grip onto while he moved, so they could stay closer to him!

Gospum-tagul eat a type fern called the Songsun fern, which makes 'music' when wind passes through it, as well as some types of hay and such like. Killer used to put these ferns all over his body when he fond them, so his friends could find them and take a nibble when they liked!

the teeth on his necklaces and such are from battles, because while he was an animal farmer, he also was a warrior, him and Horror both. they protected Dust in their life, kept him safe. they did they job well, and paid the price.

after his death, Dust removed his belt to keep him safe from sharp objects when he was dying, but kept his jewellery in, and bandaged a wound on his arm. once he HAD died and had come back, he took his knives and tools back, and, finding he didnt know where else to put them, decided to just slot them between his ribs and such like. and then as time went on, he got a BIT of a hoarding problem with The Shineies, and just kept adding more and more sharp things, and WHOOPS now hes mostly just knife.

his tunic was ripped and a good portion of it was removed, but he kept the damn thing it looks more like a crop top nowadays, and occasionally, Dust will snatch him to try and sew it up a bit to last another few hundred years or so.

all the people who lived in the cave never worse shoes, to note! they had much tougher and sturdier bottoms of the feed and hands, adapted to climb at walls and stone, and never thought of them! so, no shoesies for the boys! Cross finds this out later, much to his much softer hands and feets horror hehe

yee! ill shut up now, lololol

[teecupangel]

Ok so I have had an idea. This is a bit of reference to the ratatouille au continuation of Desmond being able to hear us in the animus servers. So picture this, after a while of us talking to Desmond checking up on him and the others. Someone the group chat somehow makes a mod that gives the players (us) avatars to pilot in the servers for a short amount of time, but instead of the bodies being human they're just random animals from mise to crows to hawks and eagles. So here kinda how I think this would go. So all the ancestors are asleep or resting in the servers, meanwhile the person who made the mod adds it into the server and there's a bit of commotion as the person tells everyone else, and so the players get to work making the avatars. Then morning comes around, Desmond and the others wake up and see this excessive about of rodents just gathered around everyone. After a moment of panic and shock for our dear assassins and templars they come to find out that now the voices "inside" Desmond's head are now here ready to try And cause some havack.

Oh don't forget to drink water and eat something l. I hope you have a great day/night

Thank you, nonny! I hope you're having a great day/night too! (And yeah, I'll be eating my dinner after this hahahaha) The Ratatouille AU where the ancestors can hear Desmond while ‘playing’, its more unhinged cousin, the Ratatouille AU where Desmond can hear us and the outside POV of Al Mualim thinking the Apple broke Altaïr and the sidestory of Altaïr accidentally connecting with Ezio while looking for Desmond

Here’s the horror-esque version of this AU for this interested in that kind of setup.

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Alright, confession time. When I was writing for the voices, my brain immediately to the ‘chat windows’ that popped up in Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint and in The Perks Of Being An S Class Heroine.

Then I thought, you know what would be funny? If it was like an actual chatbox with our preferred avatar kinda like this:

To make this stranger, all the avatar are like stock photos of animals and plants. This way, when their avatar finally comes to form, Desmond will be surrounded by various animals.

What happens to the ones who chose plant avatars?

My initial idea was that they would be floating plants like a leaf or a flower just floating in the air.

But then I realized…

We’re crazy enough to band together and create a ‘strange’ unique flower crown to put on Desmond’s head.

The ones that transformed into animals would go “That’s not fair! Why do you guys get to be that close to Desmond?!”

“Plant ftw, bitches!!!” A dandelion of all things would shout out, accidentally blowing itself up and floating away from Desmond, “Fuck!”

A second passed and the dandelion glitches out of existence.

Only to glitch back into the (technically floating) flower crown on Desmond’s head.

“Hey, guys, did you know it cost 1000 Helix to respawn? Fucking Ubi████.”

For those who don’t care about Ubisoft’s monetization scams (as you should), 1000 Helix is more or less $10 and they don’t sell 1000 Helix, they sell the small pack for $9.99 and it gives 1050 Helix. For reference, AC Valhalla’s complete sets (full armor + 2 weapons + mount and raven skin) usually cost around 1500 Helix.

So yeah… even though the ‘players’ have spawned in Desmond’s world, they are still haunted by monetization. (This does mean Desmond has gotten himself an immortal army of plants and animals)

[malwaredykes]

I know you mostly post about fnv but I'm curious to know whats your opinion on the other fallouts?

fallout - really Really REALLY good. unforgiving, yes, takes some time getting used to. not without its flaws of course. for example i couldnt for the life of me figure out some very basic shit at first because the UI was designed by rodents i think. very Very engaging once you get past all of that. phenomenal first entry in the series. music, plot, worldbuilding, themes, major characters, mwah. mwah. They Dont Make Em Like That Anymore and there are many good reasons for it but time passed doesnt disappear so you can always play classic fallout.

fallout 2 - thing get weird. some of the highest highs, some of the lowest lows. the highs are really high though. unfortunately has a particular kind of needless edginess to it that gets extremely tiresome. "heeheehhee SECKS *begins to warp violently* heeiiuhehyehye" type. bizarrely racist and misogynistic at many points. contains some of the best voice acting moments in video game history. at many points its just very very tedious, like if with fo1 at some points i was like Well this is kinda rough, with fo2 there were stretches of the game where i was like What the hell am i even doing here Who are these people what is this crap. the enclave as this games evil fucked up faction is so great i love how theyre gradually introduced and then shit hits the fan. has a lot of texture to its worldbuilding and some really good fun moments but again it goes off the rails so much. i rly need to replay it but every time im like God do i really have time for this. i love that you drive a car

fallout 3 - weird fucking game. some truly unjustifiable design and worldbuilding decisions despite having also introduced a lot of rly good things. fun gameplay i mean its that classic falloublivionrim buggy grimy versatile ps3 pure brick ass gravel gamebryo bethesda. VERY funny to have so much of the games plot be like I Gotta Find My Dad like girl i dont care about my dad he can go die. oh wait he does. it has what i call The Martin Septim Problem and i think its kind of self explanatory. fawkes best boy hes my little birthday boy. fun to explore and do your own thing and discover whatevers going on out there. i HATE the brotherhood of steel in fallout the third. i HATE the enclave in fallout the third but i dont think it even comes close to how much i hate the brotherhood of steel in this game and what precedent it set for the rest of bethesda fallout. these creeps. im supposed to find any of this awesome? fuck no. oh also im ENDLESSLY amused by the prologue its like a nightmare sequence akskfnckxjnc. im being BORN?? ive just slid out of my mothers WOMB and CERVIX and VAGINA and theyre bringing up a screen to show her what an ugly monstrosity im gonna be when i grow up and shes like Waoww and she dies??? im a TODDLER? Release Me. Unhand Me You Fool. oh also that sequence where youre in a CRAZY SCIENTISTS SIMULATION is so stupid i love it

fallout 4 - havent played it for longer than 15 minutes (made me barfy). everything i learn about it is bizarre. like WHAT the fuck happens in that game. your old wrinkly son tells you youre stupid and dont need to know anything hes doing and then is like im dying can you take over for me??? also the intro is truly something i mean i dont mind having Some backstory to my character but youre saying i had to be straight married with a baby and living in a nice suburb, with a robot house servant? fuck no

everything else i havent played and have no real Thoughts about