#rodent is kinda funny

[zomaxi]

is there an officially decided ship name for vincent and Rody? or is rodent all we got 💀

[sethdomain]

on a very important note, this is what tamr chat noir woudl look like

[must4rds33d]

drinking game: take a shot every time lucy calls m. paul ‘little man’

[thegardengrows-infrozenrain]

me: [going in to kiss my rats goodnight]

my headphones: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ByHok5HKVH0

[kakusu-shipping]

I can't decide if I should be funny and write Cap as a leering Perv possessive kind of guy or stick closer to his personality and have him be a gentleman/chivalrous kind of guy.

[drrandombear]

THERE HE IS! THE REASON I DECIDED TO WATCH THIS SHOW His design is just mwah so beautiful also hes a little gremlin man Red head Oz is a wonderful design please i love it so much (also his can is snazzy as hell) Fight scene pics cause I love him

[figloom]

LILLE NOOO🗣‼️

Rodent on rodent violence is crazy😭 Rev thank you sm omg that's amazing🦇✨️Deuce's face in the backround is so funny

taking break from creative juice by using more creative juice ft @figloom's oc Lille!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dumdumland]

I am finally done with my doll line! If you don’t know I’ve been working on a faux doll line, similar to bratz or monster high. Here they all are :D It’s based off animals and fashion styles that I think represent them.

Starting with Mariglade since she was the first one created. She’s a jellyfish, beachy themed and outdoorsy. Her name comes from the word ‘marine’ and ‘sunglade’ which is when light reflects on the ocean. She uses forearm crutches. Specifically sidestix discovery crutches with a beach design and a pouch added for storage.

Next is Sylbi! She’s a deer and very shy. I gave her glasses because deer can’t see very far. Her name is also a combo of two different words, sylvian and komorebi. Sylvian meaning “ of, relating to, or characteristic of the woods or forest” and komorebi is a Japanese word that describes sunlight peeking through tree tops.

Then is Priscilla who is a poodle, her design came the easiest to me. Her ears blend in with her hair but they’re there. Priscilla is a bit,, well prissy ^^  i know, I’m the most clever person ever. She comes with a pillow because she mustn’t get her dress dirty! 

Last we have Muriel, she’s a rat. Her name comes from the word murine which means rodent. I wanted her to look like she lives in nyc, bc ya know,, rats. I hope it’s obvious her hair is supposed to look like a rat’s tail.

I also wanted to share this doodle of them all together and their height chart/body ref. I find it funny how Mariglade just looks like a person when the others are clearly animals

Ok I need a name for this doll line and my brain is kaput,, anyone have any ideas please please let me know!! I want it to reference the animal aspect of the dolls. And I’d like it if it’s one or two words. I have some ideas but I don’t like them enough to share

Their limbs are supposed to be kinda thicker towards the ends, similar to magic mixies pixlings dolls, I just think that’s so cute.  I am so glad to be done with these four heuhue. I’m not gonna stop working on them ofc. It does bother me a bit how much Mariglade looks like lagoona :0( you should’ve seen my face when I realized. But regardless I am done for now and I am happy.

[fluffle-writes]

Okay I remember you mentioned Ramshackle IS hunted but in a ecosystem type of way in the WeirdCore Au

So, did Ace even get a good night sleep? Or was he awake until 3 am (the 🕷️🕸️🎃Spooky hour🎃🕸️🕷️) and then he was just BANGING on Yuu’s door PLEADING to be let in cuz, idk, this ecosystem is kinda dangerous for him and he doesn’t feel safe.

He’s pretty sure something is eyeing him up and he can’t see where that thing is and it’s driving him mad.

Yep! As a matter of fact, this is the post that inspired me to do the ecosystem haunted house thing for Ramshackle! The idea of different haunted objects functioning as different entities was super interesting to me and I feel like it fit pretty well for the Weirdcore AU! (Sidenote: I recently played Please Touch The Artwork 2 and I have ideas for the aesthetic of Ramshackle dorm in the Weirdcore world lol)

As for Ace's little sleepover in book one - that's definitely accurate to what happened lol. The spooky furniture creatures are more likely to prey on larger creatures since their meals are often spaced apart due to potential prey steering clear of their territories (although small rodents will date their appetites between larger meals)

Ace survives the night though! (He slept on the floor after trapping a hungry rug in a closet and tipping the sofa upside down so it couldn't bite him.) And the critters of Ramshackle warm up to the first years after they have a few sleepovers - especially after they start figuring out how to properly care for the furniture and start feeding them in a more regular basis (the lamps LOVE candy, and they light up in the colours of the sweets that are given to them!)

As a sidenote, I feel like it'd be funny for a particularly studious human, or one with an interest in living creatures and how to care for them, to become a leading scholar in learning about haunted objects and the ecosystems they create! Like, one day they ask a professor whose papers would be best to study to learn more about the ghosties in Ramshackle, and after a quick search it turns out to be THEM lol

Weirdcore AU Masterlist Here!

[randybutternubber]

I made. Design for the dummy from TSON

General HCs/thoughts

Its legs are actually kind of short/stocky and it’s partially digitigrade (walks on its toes like a cat or dog sometimes) which helps it absorb shock when it lands since it’s a performer.

Similarly to a primate, it has a thumb on its foot, but since it usually wears shoes during performances, it’s very weak and has a low range of movement as it just isn’t used super often

It’s femoral neck (the part of the femur that stick out from the hip) is enlarged and thicker than it is in a human, and is actually a separate joint in itself, making it have a high range of movement in its legs. It’s greater trochanter is also larger in order to for it to be a better anchor for more muscles.

It has more articular cartilage than a human would along with a much better range of movement for each joint.

Its teeth are very uniform, but it has larger canines in the back which have to be regularly filed down as they grow fast, similar to rodent teeth. Letting the canines grow is not harmful, just unsightly.

Its bite force is very high and so is the range of movement for its jaw.

It can pull back its lip like a monkey to show off its teeth (look up pictures, it’s terrifying)

It has more vertebrae than is considered normal in mammals.

Its shoulders aren’t actually that big, it’s just the little suit it wears

It is a mixture of organic and non-organic, think chucky from child’s play I guess

It has very good depth perception but poor peripheral vision

Similarly to a bird, it has separate balance sensors in its head and pelvis (this is why birds can keep their heads in the same place while their bodies move)

I like the design I made a lot but I want to change the clothes, also it looks a lot of Glen/da from seed of Chucky which was not intentional but I think it works

It’s really gay, that also wasn’t intentional but I think it’s funny

I like the implication in TSON that the dummy is the one controlling the ring master(man in the purple suit) or that they’re essentially one and the same, or maybe they’re swingers

. I think it essentially craves attention and reacts poorly when others receive more than it does. Perhaps it hated rusty so much because his tightrope act was very popular and basically saw him as competition and once he tried to escape, it attacked because there wouldn’t be any consequences to doing so as rusty had done something worth punishing. Or maybe it’s just kinda bitchy? Idk, I hope we see it in game, I’ll definitely draw more of this beast with additional hcs

Also do you think it has a tiny dummy like those “pet pet” toys they used to make so your pets pet could have a pet? I forgot what they were called

[teecupangel]

Ok so I have had an idea. This is a bit of reference to the ratatouille au continuation of Desmond being able to hear us in the animus servers. So picture this, after a while of us talking to Desmond checking up on him and the others. Someone the group chat somehow makes a mod that gives the players (us) avatars to pilot in the servers for a short amount of time, but instead of the bodies being human they're just random animals from mise to crows to hawks and eagles. So here kinda how I think this would go. So all the ancestors are asleep or resting in the servers, meanwhile the person who made the mod adds it into the server and there's a bit of commotion as the person tells everyone else, and so the players get to work making the avatars. Then morning comes around, Desmond and the others wake up and see this excessive about of rodents just gathered around everyone. After a moment of panic and shock for our dear assassins and templars they come to find out that now the voices "inside" Desmond's head are now here ready to try And cause some havack.

Oh don't forget to drink water and eat something l. I hope you have a great day/night

Thank you, nonny! I hope you're having a great day/night too! (And yeah, I'll be eating my dinner after this hahahaha) The Ratatouille AU where the ancestors can hear Desmond while ‘playing’, its more unhinged cousin, the Ratatouille AU where Desmond can hear us and the outside POV of Al Mualim thinking the Apple broke Altaïr and the sidestory of Altaïr accidentally connecting with Ezio while looking for Desmond

Here’s the horror-esque version of this AU for this interested in that kind of setup.

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Alright, confession time. When I was writing for the voices, my brain immediately to the ‘chat windows’ that popped up in Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint and in The Perks Of Being An S Class Heroine.

Then I thought, you know what would be funny? If it was like an actual chatbox with our preferred avatar kinda like this:

To make this stranger, all the avatar are like stock photos of animals and plants. This way, when their avatar finally comes to form, Desmond will be surrounded by various animals.

What happens to the ones who chose plant avatars?

My initial idea was that they would be floating plants like a leaf or a flower just floating in the air.

But then I realized…

We’re crazy enough to band together and create a ‘strange’ unique flower crown to put on Desmond’s head.

The ones that transformed into animals would go “That’s not fair! Why do you guys get to be that close to Desmond?!”

“Plant ftw, bitches!!!” A dandelion of all things would shout out, accidentally blowing itself up and floating away from Desmond, “Fuck!”

A second passed and the dandelion glitches out of existence.

Only to glitch back into the (technically floating) flower crown on Desmond’s head.

“Hey, guys, did you know it cost 1000 Helix to respawn? Fucking Ubi████.”

For those who don’t care about Ubisoft’s monetization scams (as you should), 1000 Helix is more or less $10 and they don’t sell 1000 Helix, they sell the small pack for $9.99 and it gives 1050 Helix. For reference, AC Valhalla’s complete sets (full armor + 2 weapons + mount and raven skin) usually cost around 1500 Helix.

So yeah… even though the ‘players’ have spawned in Desmond’s world, they are still haunted by monetization. (This does mean Desmond has gotten himself an immortal army of plants and animals)

[ad0rechuu]

THEIR RED FLAGS. ━━ OBEY ME

prompts / plot. ━━━━━ the obey me characters red flags, can you love them despite all of their flaws?

*𖤐₊ ━━━━━ gn! reader x the obey me cast , fluff / crack , staring: mc & the obey me characters , tw: mentions of murder and gambling + 1 suggestive joke , notes: this might just be funny only to me, this is joke please don’t take it seriously i love all of them (sort of) equally 🫶

masterlist | send me an ask to be added to the general obey me or kpop taglist (or both ofc)

ミ *𖤐₊ LUCIFER. ━━━ being lucifer is a walking red flag (refer to the obey me animated series)

ミ *𖤐₊ MAMMON. ━━━ wanted in at least 57 human world countries on charges of theft, fraud, illegal gambling and that’s just the beginning of the list (also legally cannot enter las vegas)

ミ *𖤐₊ LEVIATHAN. ━━━ i won’t get into it but the fact that owns multiple anime girl body pillows is the least of our worries just saying

ミ *𖤐₊ SATAN. ━━━ you’d expect it to be his explosive temper but no! it’s the fact that he’s pretentious as hell, we get it dude you read books!!

ミ *𖤐₊ ASMODEUS. ━━━ prettier than you and a little bit too aware of it!! also kinda has ‘he’s right behind me isn’t he’ energy

ミ *𖤐₊ BEELZEBUB. ━━━ ginger

ミ *𖤐₊ BELPHEGOR. ━━━ he’s a little murderous ngl

ミ *𖤐₊ DIAVOLO. ━━━ pickle anti (also the fact the trusted an unconscious stranger with the demon brothers life but we don’t talk about that)

ミ *𖤐₊ BARBATOS. ━━━ has an unhealthy beef with rodents (it’s close to an obsession at this point)

ミ *𖤐₊ LUKE. ━━━ talks too much shit, like has a degree in hater-ism atp (he wouldn’t have survived the devildom if he wasn’t so cute)

ミ *𖤐₊ SIMEON. ━━━ monster co- uh i mean nothing! it’s simeon you know, he doesn’t even have any dislikes!

ミ *𖤐₊ SOLOMON. ━━━ i know most demons think of him as just a shady little dude but he could actually be considered a danger to society (do not let him anywhere close to a kitchen! i’m SO serious !)

ミ *𖤐₊ RAPHAEL. ━━━ would snitch on you to michael, also is a solomon encourager ( v dangerous)

ミ *𖤐₊ MEPHISTOPHELES. ━━━ annoying

ミ *𖤐₊ THIRTEEN. ━━━ no red flags! she never has done anything wrong in her entire life, she’s just a perfect little babie :3 ( just ignore the criminal record)

notes. i just randomly came up with this while playing nightbringer but it was fun to do!

[malwaredykes]

I know you mostly post about fnv but I'm curious to know whats your opinion on the other fallouts?

fallout - really Really REALLY good. unforgiving, yes, takes some time getting used to. not without its flaws of course. for example i couldnt for the life of me figure out some very basic shit at first because the UI was designed by rodents i think. very Very engaging once you get past all of that. phenomenal first entry in the series. music, plot, worldbuilding, themes, major characters, mwah. mwah. They Dont Make Em Like That Anymore and there are many good reasons for it but time passed doesnt disappear so you can always play classic fallout.

fallout 2 - thing get weird. some of the highest highs, some of the lowest lows. the highs are really high though. unfortunately has a particular kind of needless edginess to it that gets extremely tiresome. "heeheehhee SECKS *begins to warp violently* heeiiuhehyehye" type. bizarrely racist and misogynistic at many points. contains some of the best voice acting moments in video game history. at many points its just very very tedious, like if with fo1 at some points i was like Well this is kinda rough, with fo2 there were stretches of the game where i was like What the hell am i even doing here Who are these people what is this crap. the enclave as this games evil fucked up faction is so great i love how theyre gradually introduced and then shit hits the fan. has a lot of texture to its worldbuilding and some really good fun moments but again it goes off the rails so much. i rly need to replay it but every time im like God do i really have time for this. i love that you drive a car

fallout 3 - weird fucking game. some truly unjustifiable design and worldbuilding decisions despite having also introduced a lot of rly good things. fun gameplay i mean its that classic falloublivionrim buggy grimy versatile ps3 pure brick ass gravel gamebryo bethesda. VERY funny to have so much of the games plot be like I Gotta Find My Dad like girl i dont care about my dad he can go die. oh wait he does. it has what i call The Martin Septim Problem and i think its kind of self explanatory. fawkes best boy hes my little birthday boy. fun to explore and do your own thing and discover whatevers going on out there. i HATE the brotherhood of steel in fallout the third. i HATE the enclave in fallout the third but i dont think it even comes close to how much i hate the brotherhood of steel in this game and what precedent it set for the rest of bethesda fallout. these creeps. im supposed to find any of this awesome? fuck no. oh also im ENDLESSLY amused by the prologue its like a nightmare sequence akskfnckxjnc. im being BORN?? ive just slid out of my mothers WOMB and CERVIX and VAGINA and theyre bringing up a screen to show her what an ugly monstrosity im gonna be when i grow up and shes like Waoww and she dies??? im a TODDLER? Release Me. Unhand Me You Fool. oh also that sequence where youre in a CRAZY SCIENTISTS SIMULATION is so stupid i love it

fallout 4 - havent played it for longer than 15 minutes (made me barfy). everything i learn about it is bizarre. like WHAT the fuck happens in that game. your old wrinkly son tells you youre stupid and dont need to know anything hes doing and then is like im dying can you take over for me??? also the intro is truly something i mean i dont mind having Some backstory to my character but youre saying i had to be straight married with a baby and living in a nice suburb, with a robot house servant? fuck no

everything else i havent played and have no real Thoughts about

[goodpheeling]

Actual medical doctor (and phannie) reacts to ‘How Phil Nearly Died”:

- the ‘rodent boy summer’ t-shirt is art

- ‘the bang was my ass’ ok, phil, i see u

- i honestly appreciate the first colonoscopy video so much

- tw: butt stuff and blood, let’s goooo

- phil watching dan play the elden ring dlc like the passenger princess he is

- *phillip describing the ‘crime scene’* omfg wat

- i still can’t believe dan had to go to the eye hospital alone, ffs phillip

- HE FAINTED?!

- omg they touched

- can confirm, adult humans are heavy

- the shinning moment, jfc that must have been traumatizing, poor Dan :c

- WHY R THEY PUTTING HIM ON A WHEELCHAIR??, oh, thank god (please if someone faints do put them on the ground and raise their legs, it does kinda help)

- poor phil this sounds so scary

- the glittery dan and phil backpack lol

- HE HAD TO GET A BLOOD TRANSFUSION??, at first i thought this wasn’t going to be this serious but the amount of blood he must have lost to require a blood transfusion is huuuuuge wtf (please donate blood! <3)

- me to myself: I don’t think this is secondary to the biopsy, like 10 days later and that big of a blood loss… no, that’s like so unlikely (foreshadowing)

- not Dan finding the one criminal in the building

- i’m loving the selfies ngl

- it WAS the biopsy oh my fucking god, phillip

- SHE THOUGHT DAN WAS HIS SON?! was she drunk??? that is so funny omg

- i fucking hate the beeping, that’s why i no longer work in urgent care

- Nord VPN coming through for bae in a time of need, we love to see it

- not phil showing the dan and phil games channel to the hot doctor 💀

- slut toast, so good

- ‘okay’ after your life partner for the last 15 years almost died, true ‘flatmate’ behavior

- i’m loving phil’s growth concerning his health anxiety, I’m so proud of him 🥲

- i think now I’m the one traumatized, who cursed this gays?

(this ended up being so long, thnx for reading)

[kitty-pilled-gamma]

it's kinda funny seeing the Japanese fandom and the Western fandom opinions on Coco returning while the Japanese is like "omg Coco returns I'm glad what will be of his relationship with Nozomi?" the Western is like "I fuckin hate this groomer squirrel you should die in hell pedo rodent I really hate you"

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Could you do townies reactions to a non-human farmer? I imagine my farmer with mouse ears and a tail! Thank you!!!

Sure thing :D

Since you picture your Farmer with mouse ears and a tail, the Farmer will be like that in the stories. Thank you for asking! 🫰 Enjoy!

SDV townies react to a non-human Farmer:

"So that gnawed through bag of grain and seed was your doing, Farmer?" Well done Pierre, very considerate of you. What makes him think that even if Farmer has rodent-like body parts, they should behave like a rodent? Pierre decided to quickly fix the not-too-successful dialogue with his client for the better, offering the offended Farmer to purchase delicious cheese with a 45% discount, because they must be very fond of cheese! *judgmental look* What, he screwed up again?

Strange, Haley could have sworn something had changed in Farmer. Tell her the truth? What are they talking about? Oh? Hee-hee, why were they wearing those funny furry mouse ears? They're kinda cute, Haley's already reaching out to touch them and recognize the quality of the fabric and- Yeeeeeeeee! They move!?

Emily knows the feeling: only yesterday she felt like a fragile butterfly flitting from one flower to another in a flurry of dance. Today she feels like a free bird, spreading the wind with her feather wings! Ah, she can tell the Farmer a lot about- What? Not just a feeling? Are they real? That tail.... Oh. She doesn't know what to say. Maybe they could come over for tea and talk about it.

The Farmer can trust Marlon with their secrets without fear - the old one-eyed adventurer won't tell anyone about their inhuman origins if they want to keep it a secret. Furthermore, if the Farmer is persecuted because of their non-human origins, he will give them refuge in his Guild (only if the Farmer hasn't done something illegal or immoral).

Hold on... Caroline needs to check her herbal tea. Hmm, no, it's fine, nothing toxic in it. So Farmer's mouse ears aren't a figment of her imagination? Interesting. She's not really surprised (which surprised Farmer themself). The thing is, Caroline has dealt with something unusual before when she was younger. Well, to be more precise - with someone unusual, but she decided not to go into details, or else there would be too uncomfortable questions. She treats the Farmer's secret with respect, and they treat hers with respect. Wouldn't you agree? Excellent! More tea?

Gil will also keep their secret, and give moral support to their young Guild member. If the Farmer is comfortable, then maybe they will tell Gil about their non-human and not-so-ordinary life. Gil would be interesting to hear, he'd just about pour brandy (or tea if Farmer don't like alcohol) for everyone.

Young man/lady, why are you wearing those silly mouse ears? The Fall festivities are still a while away, so what's the point of this masquerade? What? Speak up, George can't hear you. Are they real? Yeah yeah, and the tail too, he bet, you can't fool him. He may be old, but he's not stupid enough to believe this nonsense.

When Rasmodius looked into the future, he saw vaguely that the new Farmer would be an unusual person, but even he had no idea they would be so unusual. Well, he would react to it calmly (the wizard had seen a lot in his life), even suggesting a special magical ointment if they wanted to hide their non-human origins from unwanted attention.

Haha, good one. Wait, they're not joking...? Wow, interesting. Looks like the Valley holds more secrets than Leah could have imagined. But... What does that change? So, a little non-human, so what? They're kind enough to her and the other people of the Valley, so Leah will accept them warmly and without prejudice.

Heh, what a weirdo. Spirits Eve is a whole season away and they're already wearing a costume. Alex can't figure out why they're wearing those mouse ears. Wait, did they twitch? And the tail, too? !?!?!??! What?

Being an outcast is nothing new for Linus at all. He knows that those who are different from the many are usually subject to ridicule and bullying. Fortunately, Stardew Valley is inhabited by people who are kind and patient enough. And Linus wants Farmer not to feel like an outcast because they are different from humans either. Let Linus repay you for the kindness you showed them at the very beginning of your arrival at the farm.

*Gasp*! Jodi dropped the plate and it shattered. Yoba, how is that possible? Wait, surely it's not a contagious disease or mutation? If they have limbs like a rat, they don't transmit diseases like rats, right?! She's terrified of rats and mice! Was that rather rude of her? Forgive her, Farmer. But they can't just go to her house and tell her that they're- half mouse? Or half rat? Or... She still doesn't get it.

And when Kent came out of the bedroom at the sound of a broken plate to see if his wife and Farmer were all right, he saw Farmer in their real guise. Kent's reaction was just 🗿 You shouldn't expect anything else from him. He'll stand there with 🗿 face and look at the guest, and then with the same 🗿 face he'll go get a broom and dustpan to pick up the plate shards from the floor.

Willy learned of Farmer's secret by accident when he was returning late from the Saloon and caught Farmer on the sandy shore as they were engaged in night fishing. It would not have surprised the old fisherman..... Except that the Farmer was fishing with their tail instead of his rod, and quite skillfully, aye aye! Willi immediately assured the Farmer, who was frightened at the sight of him, that he would not give away their secret. He also wondered if fish really bite better on their tails.

Abigail, in addition to delight and surprise, will also find reason to tease Farmer a bit. Just a little. She won't mock Farmer, of course, but she will often blow into Farmer's mouse ears to annoy them a little, especially since the ears twitch so amusingly from the ticklish sensation. Alright, alright, don't look at her so grumpy, she'll be a goody-goody :3

"....Are you one of those weirdos on TV who claim to be dogs/cats/any other animal?" Pam always watches that show over a bottle of beer and laughs at the absurdity of people. Hey, what are they looking at her like that? Yeah yeah yeah, they're not lying of course. They even can get a number and sign up for their show, might become a new TV star.

Uhhhh.... Yeah, sure, that's great! Penny is so happy for them! Oh no Penny seems to have forgotten to turn off the iron, the stove, the faucet, whatever, she has to go now, bye! (Oh Yoba oh Yoba oh Yoba... Either the Farmer's crazy or Penny's crazy.)

"Holy shit" was all Sebastian said, dropping cigar from his mouth as Farmer revealed their true colors to him. Farmer might think that Sebby felt disgusted with them, but he actually thought it was the coolest thing in the world. Sebastian will keep their secret and not show any negative emotion (inside he squeals like a girl "oh Yoba this is so cool" but he won't show that emotion either. Sebby is pretty reserved on emotions).

Wow, what a miracle... Gus has seen and heard all sorts of things, but this is the first time he's ever seen anything like this. Still, it doesn't change anything, and his Saloon's door to the Farmer is always open. He can also understand that sometimes constant secrecy can bring a lot of stress, so Gus will make them their favorite meal on the house. If they can't make it to the Saloon, he'll deliver the meal directly to their home. Human or not, no one should be hungry and sad.

Oh, my goodness! They have whiskers and mouse ears! And they're real! Marnie got a little scared. Oh, no, no, no, she didn't mean to hurt them, please forgive her! They're not scary, she was just more surprised. *Sigh* Now she feels bad. Maybe a treat of tasty cheese will make up for it? No, she's not teasing them, the cheese actually turned out delicious.

To say that Harvey was at a loss for words when Farmer was x-rayed is an understatement. The doctor was in complete shock. At first he was a little annoyed and didn't understand why Farmer didn't want to take those toy ears off their head. But when the x-rays and tests showed that it was all their body parts..... Okay, he'd have to look up in medical books if there was such a phenomenon at all to at least understand what he was dealing with. Hold on, not a human? Okay, now he doesn't need books, he needs wine. A very... strong... wine.

What? How? A change in the body? A mutation? Animal ears and tail?! They need to get him to a lab right away, Demetrius needs to take tests and x-rays! It's a real phenomenon. He can't believe it. He.... Oh, sorry Farmer, he shouldn't have overreacted and embarrassed Farmer so much. Apologize for that.

"Dad..." Maru knows that her dad can overreact if he gets too passionate about something, so her mom or herself needs to remind her dad about respecting personal space. And though Maru herself is very interested in Farmer's singularity, she's more worried about their health. It doesn't negatively affect their lives in any way, right? If Farmer feels unwell, let them turn to her or Dr. Harvey.

"What's happened? Don't tell me you almost burned down the lab again-" Robin hadn't really woken up yet (especially after a night at the Saloon with her husband), just yawned tiredly.... and looked first at the Farmer with the mouse ears for half a minute. Then she looked at Demetrius and Maru. After that she decided to turn 180 degrees and walked back to the bedroom. Well, she won't be ordering that new Gus cocktail again.....

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese! Oh, how about this one: What did the teenage cheese yell at its parents? Leave me provolone! Hah! And another one-" even Farmer in their hidden thoughts couldn't imagine that after telling Sam about their real self, the young musician would start telling dad jokes instead of, you know, being frightened or surprised. Sammy, dear, you're too young for that. On the other hand, Farmer is glad Sam hasn't changed his mind about them. "What kind of music does cheese like?" Oh, gods...

Shane spent literally two minutes looking at the mouse-eared Farmer and replaying in his head Farmer's admission that they weren't quite human. Then Shane looked at his can of beer. It's full, which means he's still sober. He looked at Farmer again. Then at the can of beer. And again at the Farmer. And again at the beer. "Fuck..." He wasn't going to have a good day off today.

"My dear, I've known about this for a long time" "What?..." As it turned out, Evelyn was very close friends with Grandpa - so close, in fact, that he had told her about his family unusual origins, knowing that Evelyn would keep it a secret. And it makes no difference whether Grandpa is human or not. They were the kindest person and a wonderful friend. And his grandchild is just as kind and wonderful ❤️ Oh dear, Farmer, why are you crying?

Lewis only shook his head at that. In the Farmer's family, it seems to be some kind of strange joke that has been passed down from generation to generation. First their Grandpa also claimed to be non-human, and now the Farmer. Heh, hilarious, made the old major laugh. You're so much like him, Farmer, and the jokes are the same. Lewis warmly remembers his youth and his friendship with Farmer's Grandpa...

When the Farmer decided to tell the secret to the children of Stardew Valley, Vincent was the first to bombard the poor Farmer with a bunch of questions. He believed that the Farmer is like a superhero who could hear better, or they could smell better. Oh oh oh! And they can talk to animals, mice particular? Because if yes, then wow!!!

Leo also decided, along with Vincent, to question the Farmer about their unusual origins. It turns out that they are as strange as Leo himself. That is probably why they so quickly found a common language on the island. You could say two birds of the same feather. So you can really talk to mice like Vincent claims?!

Despite her great curiosity, no less than that of her friends, Jas refrained from asking many questions, realizing that perhaps telling this secret was not easy for the Farmer. And the fact that they had to hide their non-human origins upset Jas a little. Oh! Maybe she and Vincent and Leo will also wear toy mouse ears and claim that they all and Farmer have organized a secret club? Then the Farmer can walk around in peace without fear! (The Farmer laughed off the idea, but decided to give it a try. Surprisingly enough, it worked).

"Yeah, so?" Clint can safely compete with Kent for the best reaction to Farmer with their story about their non-human origins. Just pure 🗿. And it's unclear if Clint is either tired of all this shit with blacksmith that he doesn't show a single emotion, or if he's seen weirder people.

Yoba! Unbelievable! So his dear friend isn't human? That is so amazing! Wait, wait, wait, Elliott is interested in hearing about their lives as non-humans. No, wait, he has to put it down on paper. It'll be like their biography (he'll hide their real name if Farmer wants to). What? What do you mean he wasn't surprised? He was very much surprised, all emotional right now! Disgusted? Absolutely not, nonsense! Elliott generally thinks their mouse ears are quite cute. *Ahem* Well, let's not get distracted, he's already got the paper and ink pen. The story begins...

"Fascinating. It's either a race unknown to mankind or magic", Gunther scratched his chin for a long time, lost in thought. In any case, the door to the library are always open for Farmer, maybe they would find useful information about their unusual case. Or they come to him for a cup of hot coffee, maybe they'll talk about the various civilisations whose artifacts have survived to this day.

"Discounts at JoJa Mart for cheese and seeds! Seeds are discounted by as much as 50% off! You can buy enough to both plant on the farm and nibble on the seeds yourself. You love them as a mouse or something, don't you? Then buy from Joja before they sell out!", and it seemed to the Farmer that no one could outdo Pierre in his tactlessness. They were wrong. First place went to Morris. Well done. The fuck is wrong with these two...