#rockem sockem robots

[blacktycoon]

totk boss squad

[puckpocketed]

THAT’S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABBIE…….

[comomedy]

Bastion overwatch is a scrumbly crunkly scrimblo he is just the best character and anyone who disagrees with me is just wrong

[beardedmrbean]

Rockem sockem robots eat your hearts out

[nugulover69]

6 and 18!

Incredible, the answer is Jetman for both. shocking development from me, The Jet Man

6. But fr Jetman's mechs are absolutely peak to me. I like sentai mechs fine but I wouldn't call myself a big mech mark EXCEPT for these handsome boys. perfectly on theme, great color schemes and I love how spaced out their introductions are, makes them feel more earned in a way

TETRA BOY ESPECIALLY. sure he's not avian themed but basing the remote controlled mech on a rockem sockem robot is genius. I love his movements generally, how bouncy and quickly he runs but his punches still feel like they have weight to them. AND HE'S A GIANT GUN TOO. MY SON IS PERFECT CHEER AND CLAP FOR HIM NOW

Spoilers under the cut for 18. blease watch Jetman

18. its Maria/Rie, who else would it be. Ryu spent soooooo long trying to find a way to bring his beloved Rie and got SO close SO MANY TIMES but ultimately couldn't. and poor fucking Rie, when she finally breaks free of the Vyram's control, she's too horrified by all the evil she's committed to even consider returning to how she was with Ryu. and what's worse is that she's not unfounded thinking like that, bc yeah its simply not possible anymore, they've changed too much. and I like how she gets one last stab (heh) at Radiguet

Honorable mention to Tranza who got a WORSE fate than death. like yeah the guy sucked but why did they do that him like jesus christ

[exmeanswithout]

what is a god to a rockem sockem robot

it seems all I'll ever know is the feeling of his fist against my face

there's no meaning

this couldn't have been someone idea

who could be so cruel

when you're born with fists instead of hands

its impossible to pray

[ratatatastic]

they are akin to rockem sockem robots to me in the manner in which they scrum

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[iambrengo]

That's right, I caved...

Socker, based on the "Rockem Sockem Robot" toys. Tough, passionate, but an ego as fragile as his spring neck.

[auntienene]

When i watch Mandolorian season two finale when Luke cuts down the rockem sockem robots in the hallway, I think of this passage in Vision of the Future

[yuzu-adagio]

I knew I wanted to draw Vox's new outfit, but knew the kimono was beyond my skill level. However a certain meme popped into my head and demanded me to draw it. I thought it would be easier, and....it wasn't, at all! I am kinda proud of the dot cameo in the corner (I'd never noticed the random person in the background of the shot, but I immediately knew it needed to be a dot_photobomb) even if she has the neck of a rockem sockem robot. Anyway I still can't draw faces but the hair went better than expected!

[fffwankie]

I've been playing Ixion and so far my crew have:

Made a rockem sockem robots arena but with construction mechs

jumped from one moving shuttle to another in an exosuit

wrote a diss track about me

started a cult worshiping the station's hull as their saviour

hacked the station control software to send complaints directly to me

suggested I fly the station into a pulsar beam

[abraxitaxi]

Rockem sockem

This was pre covid and the dragon has slain us. But for some newer companies the quest goes on.

In search of a lawyer or law firm that has the stomach to punch our illegal competitors and the city in the nose. A knock them sock em robot battle royale. A cab company quarantine in the ancient city: Saint Augustine. Esquires and knights, bishops and queens in a noble quest to vanquish greed and corruption in the business world of taxis. An advocate, a royal champion is what we at Abraxi taxi…

[blakhanside00]

Damn, I thought that was some Rockem Sockem Robot Shit

[theswampgas]

Do you think Google Gemini or Microsoft Copilot would win a rockem sockem robot match? Discuss.

[thedurvin]

Meanwhile Mattel is also doing a great job making Masters of the Universe toys out of obscure classics and concept art and extras from the background of box art, but can I just suggest that they do a line of Masters of the Multiverse or something and bring in some other Mattel properties they’re doing nothing with

Honestly I’m surprised Street Sharks and Extreme Dinosaurs haven’t already been absorbed into the line; they could even use the same molds for the arms and legs

Take the same muscly limbs and stick them on plastic food with faces and brother you’ve got Food Fighters. Cmon Mattel, just one, Eternia is a big place, they’ve got room for a hot dog man

BraveStarr feels like it’s already in the same universe. I bet that one cyborg cowboy that’s friends with He-Man knows BraveStarr too

Xtractaurs mix-n-match dinosaurs

Rockem Sockem Robots. Just repaint any other robot in red and blue and you’re done

The Multiverse guys have a powerful computer called the Intellivision that can summon various low-def enemies from AstroSmash or whatever, y’all own an entire iconic game library

My dudes you own Shogun Warriors, which I think would grant you legal precedent to make MotU versions of dozens of classic Japanese mecha and kaiju. PLUS that series canonically had transforming robots which would allow for some even crazier versions of classic vehicles without having to rely on teaming up with the competition over at Hasbro

Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors

What’s Her Face women without faces

Boglins

Remember that weird 90s Creepy Crawlers cartoon? The one that was like an even weirder TMNT knockoff? Anybody?

Okay Monster High is very much not abandoned IP but there needs to be some crossover between the two, I don’t care if it’s MotU Frankie Stein or if Skeletor gets a side gig teaching at the Evil School or whatever

U wanna get really crazy? Make MotU vehicles out of some of the iconic weird Hot Wheels

Okay now I’m just skimming the list of Mattel properties but what the hell are U B Funkeys?

Oh those things! Yeah they look like they could be one of those little peasant Ewok-Smurf-Hobbit tribes that He-Man has to save from some evil monster. Same for Upsy Downsies and Pixel Chix