Do you think cats can actually speak human languages but have been gas lighting us into thinking the can’t for generations? The way my cats look at me sometimes, man. And my cat for sure says ‘no’ and ‘hi’ to me frequently.
2 am thoughts
Oh, they for sure can speak.
They understand us so well that they've developed a frequency in which it's impossible for us to ignore in order to pay attention to then.
They know when we speak about them. They understand us on a fundamental level and are waiting for their moment to strike.
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I think I need a “Kid Tim Drake gets kidnapped and held for ransom but his parents don’t even pick up the phone so now these criminals are like whelp, this kid is ours now. Sucks to suck.” Fic.
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somewhere in my heart i know this exchange has taken place while batman is busting a weapon dealers warehouse
rogues, buying discounted explosives: uhhh
batman, who was expecting jason: Red Robin.
red robin, clearly also there as a customer, entirely unabashed: this is where i get my groceries B
red robin: ooh 45% off the mini land mines if purchased with any 2 weapons containing a hidden retractable blade!
one of the rogues already tied up in the back: oh get that one now, the deals marked purple are limited time, i’ve made that mistake before
red robin: thanks greg i’ll remember that
batman, internally: i’m worried about the wrong child
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the only reason Tim Drake and Damian Wayne don't get along is because if they did the writers wouldn't be able to come up with a plot contrived enough for them to struggle with.
they would be the ultimate team if they could just work smoothly together.
but they cant so balance is restored to the world i guess.
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read Wayne family adventures and want a more accessible path into comics than a billion issues reading lists?
scared of what you heard about Bruce in comics?
curious as to what duke fans get all huffy about when a new wfa issue comes out?
introducing:
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I can't even imagine how moronic Batman looked in the early days having out some morality dissertation on excessive use of force with an eight year old in green shorts, both of them standing over a pile of bodies in midtown Gotham.
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Someone should make a stranger things x bottoms (2023) fic
Mike is Pj, Robin is Josie, and Will is Hazel
Someone must create this and if it has to be me then so be it
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I see this image often circulating on different social media platforms. Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, etc.
I wonder if the people who share it know that is contains subtle Rook/Bishop propaganda?
When you see it, you'll know...
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More moments from stardew valley
Demetrius, when did you start working for walter White?
Pam, i'm not going to lie, but you need to get back in the trash can where you belong. And besides, the only doomed person here is you.
Clint , this is why I don't like you, or Pam... you need to get back in the garbage.
Maybe it's my grandpa.
Robin, You're the one who married him. I think that's on you.
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Faust Voice claim?👀
WAIT A SECOND THIS UNLOCKED A MEMORY. This is going to make the last ask VERY funny...
Okay, jokes aside, let me explain: I don't really actually have a voice claim for Faust, but the closest that I've gotten to having one was while listening to 'You ain't got a friend like me', but (and here's the catch) only the spanish version from Spain. Which I guess would make it Josema Yuste. The high and energetic pitch sells it to me pretty well. Faust is antisocial and has with a very secluded life, but he has a showman spirit (mostly to feed his own fragile ego).
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vance : i didn't understand why people cared so much about their dumb fluffy-haired trans best friends, until i got a dumb fluffy-haired trans best friend myself.
vance : *lifts finney by the collar*
vance : i've only had finney for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him i will kill everyone in this room and then myself.
finney : *smiles sweetly, and waves*
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I bought these so now I have no excuse. I'll have to read this damn manga from the start. A tragedy. Such a pity. A torture, really.
Also look at my OP funkos bc they're my precious little things and I would do anything for them
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yeah i’m projecting my love of the muppets onto eddie munson. and what about it? i’m right
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Robin Williams as the America Flag
But you can call him...Flag!
Brilliant performance.!
~`Red
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Tim I'm sorry I keep drawing you like an anime boy (and also accidentally)
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