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‘ hate runs deep here. deeper than the soil. ’ // baby @ house. dramatic motherfuckers
❛❛ most would say that hate is a flaw in our humanity. ❜❜ i stare down from my monitor, a blink of my eyes indicates life beyond pixels. ❛❛ i don't disagree wholly, but i also don't think hatred is purely wrong. however. ❜❜ my gaze narrows, but only slightly. ❛❛ hatred is often tied to other emotions ... jealousy, namely, or something deeper, personal. it's useful, hatred, but not in the way one might think. hatred caused the war, and what was it tied to? resources. jealousy, envy, the need to take and break. that's what you feel — the hurt pride of the wasteland. ❜❜
@w4stelanders, baby.
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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma
#sedate me please#I’ve completely gone off the rails#exams are over so my brain is finding ways of coping#tw Greg house#hilson#house Md#hatecrimes md#hate crimes md#huddy#james wilson#Greg house#gregory house#Lisa cuddy#Cameron#robert chase#allison cameron#Eric foreman#rsl#robert sean leonard#Hugh Laurie#puckspoetry
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#house md#gregory house#alison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase#hatecrimes md#sorry chase i couldn't bother making you pretty#idk what chicken fries is sry
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mouse bites™
#anybody do this yet?#house md#hate crimes md#house md game#mouse bites#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#lisa cuddy#robert chase#allison cameron#eric foreman#house md meme#he needs mouse bites to live#shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing#this took me way too long#house#dr house#also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum#its because i had to recolor it myself#i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact#oh well#i also drew the nosebleed lmao#every house episode ever#generic house episode#editing this to say#this is not an original meme at all#I just ds-ified it tbh#ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up#or like iykyk i guess
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think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.
#house#house md#medical malpractice md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#robert chase#allison cameron#eric foreman#remy thirteen hadley
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this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park
#house md#malpractice md#hate crimes md#dr house#be gay do medical malpractice#greg house#dr chase#robert chase#they are father and son#house headcanon that could actually be canon somehow
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Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now
Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet
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house in 2024
House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home
Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off
Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"
House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed
Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"
A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral
Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)
Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts
#house md#my posts#james wilson#hilson#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#greg house#house and wilson#lawrence kutner#lisa cuddy#robert chase#house md headcanons#remy thirteen hadley#house in 2024
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he is literally God to them.
#was watching house training and at foreman's scene it was like hmm this seems familiar#they all seek absolution from him when they kill a patient. and weirdly enough he does actually give it in his detached clumsy way#although hameron's is the best ofc 🥰#house md#allison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase
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Chase was real as fuck for that.
#he's annoyed me so bad for two seasons straight but he was totally completely right#disabled people are hot#house md#house gifs#house md gifs#robert chase#allison cameron#dani is rewatching house
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(credit to @wilooHQ on twitter)
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❛❛ casualties are most often preventable — it's humanity that makes it the opposite. ❜❜
@w4stelanders, baby.
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Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️
#house md#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#dr wilson#greg house#james wilson#gregory house#lisa cuddy#cuddy#allison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase#i sat down at 11am and drew this nonstop and forgot to eat until i took a break lawl#brain damage#i just. i just want them to be happy#i need them to enjoy time at the beach
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#has anyone done this yet#probably#house md#dr house#dr cuddy#lisa cuddy#dr cameron#allison cameron#james wilson#dr foreman#robert chase#house md meme#i can fix him#no you cant
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I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One
#or the old lady that's flirting with house???#or the guy that loves COWS??#i love it so much#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#hilson#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#lisa edelstein
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my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex
#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#robert chase#my australian princess#his accent is a gift to this show#bless him
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