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worldfires · 5 months ago
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‘ hate runs deep here. deeper than the soil. ’ // baby @ house. dramatic motherfuckers
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❛❛  most would say that hate is a flaw in our humanity.  ❜❜  i stare down from my monitor, a blink of my eyes indicates life beyond pixels.  ❛❛  i don't disagree wholly, but i also don't think hatred is purely wrong.  however.  ❜❜  my gaze narrows, but only slightly.  ❛❛  hatred is often tied to other emotions  ...  jealousy, namely, or something deeper, personal.  it's useful, hatred, but not in the way one might think.  hatred caused the war, and what was it tied to?  resources.  jealousy, envy, the need to take and break.  that's what you feel  —  the hurt pride of the wasteland.  ❜❜
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@w4stelanders, baby.
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puckspoetry · 5 months ago
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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma
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ididnotknow · 7 months ago
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lovelenivy · 1 year ago
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mouse bites™
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autisticats23 · 4 months ago
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think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.
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housetzuyu · 2 months ago
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this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park
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dilfgmancoolatta · 7 months ago
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Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now
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Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet
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househrt · 1 month ago
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house in 2024
House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home
Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off
Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"
House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed
Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"
A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral
Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)
Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts
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harmonicabisexuals · 3 months ago
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he is literally God to them.
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mossy-fae · 2 months ago
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Chase was real as fuck for that.
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merchantphoto · 3 months ago
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(credit to @wilooHQ on twitter)
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worldfires · 5 months ago
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❛❛  casualties are most often preventable  —  it's humanity that makes it the opposite.  ❜❜   
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@w4stelanders, baby.
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heph · 4 months ago
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Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️
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pan1ck · 2 months ago
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enimaximus · 1 month ago
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I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One
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cuntyvicodin · 2 months ago
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my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex
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