#robert house.

[worldfires]

‘ hate runs deep here. deeper than the soil. ’ // baby @ house. dramatic motherfuckers

❛❛  most would say that hate is a flaw in our humanity.  ❜❜  i stare down from my monitor, a blink of my eyes indicates life beyond pixels.  ❛❛  i don't disagree wholly, but i also don't think hatred is purely wrong.  however.  ❜❜  my gaze narrows, but only slightly.  ❛❛  hatred is often tied to other emotions  ...  jealousy, namely, or something deeper, personal.  it's useful, hatred, but not in the way one might think.  hatred caused the war, and what was it tied to?  resources.  jealousy, envy, the need to take and break.  that's what you feel  —  the hurt pride of the wasteland.  ❜❜

@w4stelanders, baby.

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[ididnotknow]

og post

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[housetzuyu]

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

[pan1ck]

[autisticats23]

think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

[dilfgmancoolatta]

Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now

Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet

[cuntyvicodin]

my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex

[househrt]

house in 2024

House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home

Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off

Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"

House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed

Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"

A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral

Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)

Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts

[justtoomuch]

House, Wilson and their adopted Australian man-child

[worldfires]

❛❛  casualties are most often preventable  —  it's humanity that makes it the opposite.  ❜❜   

@w4stelanders, baby.

[mddxmri]

quack

[harmonicabisexuals]

he is literally God to them.

[mossy-fae]

Chase was real as fuck for that.

[dreamduality]

House stealing Wilson's clothes (red sweater, grey hoodie, camouflage hat and tie, what's next his soul?)