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A tweet by Rob DenBleyker (@ RobDenBleyker) with a black and white picture of the OceanGate submersible, overlaid with the text:
'Say it ain't so. I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me home.'
The picture is captioned, 'credit to @ nebadger . RIP brave explorers'
The tweet is dated 9:16 AM, 22 June 2023.
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#original post#RIP brave explorers#oceangate ment#drowning ment#for reference one of the passenger's kids went to a blink-182 show the other day while shit was going down#not knocking him for that tbh anything you can do to distract yourself eh
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I ordered the most ridiculous McDonald’s burger ever ‘The McNothing’ - it cost me £10 & couldn’t believe what arrived
I ordered the most ridiculous McDonald’s burger ever ‘The McNothing’ – it cost me £10 & couldn’t believe what arrived
A CUSTOMER has ordered the most ridiculous meal from McDonald’s called a “McNothing” burger and was shocked at what was delivered. Twitter user @RobDenBleyker revealed his order on social media, which sent the chefs into total confusion and costed him about £10. 4 A screen shot of the customer’s order for a “McNothing” burgerCredit: Twitter/RobDenBleyker 4 Delivery services, Dasher, sent a…
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ID: Twitter post by Rob DenBIeyker @RobDenBleyker that reads: "put it in the community note hall of fame". Quote-tweeted is a Tweet by @ADL that reads: Henry Kissinger was a towering intellect, diplomat and practitioner who - not without controversy - helped shape American foreign policy with a lasting impact worldwide. A refugee from Nazi Germany, and the first Jewish Secretary of State, he was unapologetic about his heritage and his embrace of the importance of American global power and democratic values. npr.org/2023/11/29/915… Underneath, there is a community note: Readers added context: During a meeting of the Washington Special Actions Group, Kissinger said, "If it were not for the accident of my birth, I would be antisemitic. Any people who has been persecuted for two thousand years must be doing something wrong." End ID.
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"Jet Fart, Creep Face or Ass Punch...Which one?" _ Cocktails and JOKING HAZARD by Breaking Games Inspired by the Cyanide & Hapiness Random Comic Generator, Joking Hazard is a game in which you compete with your friends and enemies to finish an awful three-panel comic, from a deck of cards with millions of possible combinations. The one with the funniest ending wins a point. _ Card Game . Adult Crude Humor . Voting Best Outcome 3+ players . 30+min . Adult my rating: 2 - worth paying used for a few plays. Shelved, for temporary keep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRO_iDMlLdg _ #jokinghazard #breakinggames #cardgames #cyanideandhappiness #comedy #crudehumor #robdenbleyker #kriswilson #tempura #davemcelfatrick #mattmelvin #bar #barsandpubs #explosm #cocktails #chuhai #gamestagram #bargames #tabletops #tabletopgames #tabletop #sake #fart #boardgamegeek #cocktailsandboardgames #boardgames #foodandboardgames #bar #barsandpubs #datenight #gameboardphotos #foodporn https://www.instagram.com/p/B9z5pkUBAOc/?igshid=1q49pj6sz6eye
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Image 1: A screenshot of a set of tweets. Karen Mason (@kmason1957): "Having an indoor cat is so weird. "I want to have an apex predator as a pet, but I want to keep it in a prison."" Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker): "apex predator lmfao" God Of Tweets (@GodOfTweets): "What is the natural predator of the house cat?" Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker): "the Honda Civic"
Image 2: A screenshot of Tumblr tags. "#i feel like a lot of people don't know what apex predator means #it's not just a fancier way of saying 'hunter' #the 'apex' bit means nothing hunts IT #and lots of other animals can and do hunt and kill and eat cats #cats are definitely not an apex predator and should be kept indoors for their own and the local wildlife's protection"
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#@robdenbleyker#twitter#politics#us politics#immigration#child separation#us border#donald trump#2018#border wall#mexico wall
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[ID: A tweet from @ RobDenBleyker that reads, “I ain’t typing ‘X’ into the URL bar my wife is right behind me”. / End ID]
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I’m Happy To Say
That Your Head Removal Surgery
Was A Success.
Rob DenBleyker
@RobDenBleyker
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[ID: tweet thread by RobDenBleyker. OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order.
will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to Attached is a screenshot of Doordash showing an order for one cheeseburger with no mustard, ketchup, onions, pickle, cheese, meat, bun, or salt.
shit! shit shit shit what do i say. Screencap from doordash. Message from Dasher: Restaurant is confused as to what you want on your order.
I didn't reply.
(in all caps) They delivered an empty wrapper!!!! Attached are pictures of a folded mcDonalds wrapper and a bag with nothing in it.
I tipped the dasher $6 so I effectively paid $15 for a lack of cheeseburger. capitalism is so wild /]
I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.
#image described#because the alt text includes links to the photos in the tweet which is not a helpful use of alt text
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Artistic stuff!!! . . . #explosm #cyanideandhappiness #frame #framing #picture #paintings #paintingart #robdenbleyker #paintingoftheday #credit #takecredit #talent #talented #art #artistic #fun #funny #ahah #classy #Instafun #ihih #hey #whatareyoudoing https://www.instagram.com/p/CE75x6FsD05/?igshid=omavey2gdvad
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[ID: a tweet by elon musk @.elonmusk that is just a period. rob denbleyker @.robdenbleyker replies "please warn us before posting a dick pic." /end ID]
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@2ManyOfUs @KornBrony @RobDenBleyker Bruh the 3310 and 3210 just refuse to die.
https://twitter.com/oniontaker/status/1393939230863159299 , in reply to https://twitter.com/2ManyOfUs/status/1393819833762996225
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Steam prevents you from playing games you own when your account is suspended
https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1328189712880824320 Comments
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