#robber kin

[noncanon-fictionkin]

Oh we're talking canon-divergent kintypes?

I'm the Heart from Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium, blended with the Robber from Chonny Jash's Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by Chonny Jash's cover.

I come from a world between worlds on the overlap in the multiverse and my world is a crossover world between like sixty different fandoms.

My ex-lover is anthro Artificer from Rain World.

It's a hero-villain world and I was motivated by resentment for humanity to rob places and target those whom are happy.

And as a cherry on top, my original world was a Tumblr ask blog created by some tween girl I consider God that's from another universe beside our own and I was an "(author favourite)".

I am the KING of canon-divergent sources, I have never met a kin as bizarre as my own. If you ever feel like your source is weird, just remember your old pal Villain Heart.

~ @thehearteccentric

OH MY GOD HI. ITS SO GREAT SEEING A CCCC KIN (IM SOUL !!!!!). live laugh love chonny jash. ur canon sounds so fucking cool i had to reread this like 5 times for everything to click properly. ur so right ur taking the cake thus far for canon divergent-ness please come pick up ur award

[lambmurdock]

rewatching episode five and he’s just so dreamyyy *sighs longingly*

[juddgeeksout]

Funerary Practices of Delvers, Adventurers, Tomb-Robbers & Barrow-Kin

Space funerals weren’t elaborate. There was no grand ritual to it, no protected ceremony, fancy hangings or pretty castkets. Most of the human race simply hadn’t been able to pack those old Earth raditions when the evacuation call went out.And so the “spacer’s wake” tradition came about. Shards of Earth, Adrian Tchaikovsky https://www.patreon.com/perplexingruins/about Delvers, adventurers,…

[pastafossa]

Love how Charlie kinda tapped into Michael Kinsella for a minute there!!!!!

NO I SAID THE SAME THING. 😂 Like

Matt: (takes out second robber at the vault)

Me, to Dad: WAIT, HE CAN DO AN IRISH ACCENT FROM KIN, IF HE DOES THE VOICE I AM GOING TO DIE

Matt: (picks up radio)

Matt/Charlie: (does Michael 'em' noise)

Me: FUCKING KNEW IT

Dad: at least that show was good for something

Me: it was very good, leave Kin alone!

Dad: you only liked it cause it had shots so close to Charlie's face you could count his pores

Me: OH FUCK OFF 😂

[t-u-i-t-c]

"You are my prey." The pose is reversed, but it's the left hand ☺️Thank you for watching No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger episode 16 🐺At last, Kumade Mashiro has appeared!!! The scene starts with a scene reminiscent of the convenience store scene in episode 1, and then Kumade Mashiro appears and defeats the robber. It was like deja vu for Hoeru! Also, the scene where he acts rude at the convenience store reminded me of the first episode and made me nostalgic, so I remember having fun doing it! And the student Rikuo, Saori and Ryugi's theatrical dance, the organic sumo, and Kin-chan who has reverted to being a grandpa again - they were all so funny and wonderful✌️ When I first read the script, the first thing that came to my mind was that Kumade was the previous champion of the ring battle, so isn't that too strong? I was also shocked to learn that he was a former Gozyu Wolf. I love Kumade's egocentric character 🐻‍❄️How will Kumade interact with the Gozyuger from now on? Please look forward to next week🐺

[dragonmask-8]

Welcome to..

I talk way too much about my kin memories and theorize about them to a very normal amount

Cactus Girl edition ✨🌵✨

I’ll try to go in a chronological timeline order rather than when I remembered them. Information is all subject to change as I remember more about my canon and everything. I still need to play Soul of Roses also, I know the people from that game were in my canon but I don’t remember much. That being said I will refer to Cactus Girl as ‘I’ a lot and apologize if it gets confusing. All of these memories are from her perspective so know I am biased about people and my sense of self. Anyways let’s get started.

As you can tell in the sketch above my appearance as Cactus Girl was slightly different than how I was usually depicted. The important things to note are my boots, hair and hat.

My boots had details of cacti, the sun and my lasso. (Don’t remember what Cactus Gunman had but I know our boots were both spesifically designed for us in the Lost World)

My hair was made of four cacti with a blossom on the ends of them. Along with spikes as shown below this section. Being as I was obsessed with my appearance I went through a ton of trouble trying to de-spike my hair (The hat just helped me be lazy).

As for my hat it was a regular sombrero rather than my depiction in Soul of Roses. Though the blossom is still there, and I can’t take it off no matter how hard I tried. (This will come back) The blossom was more still almost petrified rather than the flowers that grew in my hair which acted much like regular flowers. So I doubt it’s a surprise when I say that blossom was the Lost World’s way of… reminding me of my death.

So should I explain my life before the Lost World?

I’m not sure the exact date quite yet. I estimate Mid 1800s - somewhere around 1910… Though my age at the time of my death was 19. My name was Carmelia Garcia and lived in a working class family.

I don’t remember Cactus Gunman’s living name yet so I shall refer to him as brother. Speaking of him he was around 5-10 years older than me.

We both lived with our parents in a two story house. We had a small farm and got income by growing, selling food and livestock. I remember goats and mules the most. One of the goats I named when I was a kid, a white brown spotted goat I named Horchata. (don’t laugh…)

Things didn’t last though as when I was around 7-15 however our parents were killed by robbers. My brother and I happened to be hiding in the attic when they broke in. I remember it clearly… staring at the hatch to the attic as my brother held me close, covering my ears so I couldn’t hear the gunshots and screams. Of course it affected both of us but I know my brother grew a terrible fear of any knocking and small spaces because of it. As well as him growing very very protective of me.

We held a funeral at a local Church.

From there our lives continued for several years. Up until my brother left home wanting a new life but was terrified of putting me in danger. He promised he would be back after a month or so.

Many months passed.

I got so worried, mad at him yet I knew his intentions were good. I didn’t want to believe he would up and leave me like that. So I went off to search for him with just one mule and supplies from home.

A few weeks in of hopping through towns and asking for my brother led to a gang finding me. One that wanted my brother dead from some reason they didn’t explain.

Next thing I know I’m strapped to a chair unable to speak. My brother desperate to rescue me immediately came, trying to plead with the group to just let me go. He did everything he could except fire his own gun. I don’t remember anything after that. A loud ringing sounded from the right side of my face. The world spun and faded. Last thing I hear being my brother crying out “CARMELIA”

The Lost World is a place where people of any kind come to escape reality… I was one of the few that didn’t have that opportunity

I awoke on the floor of the lobby. My brother I assume carried me over to this place. (metaphorically and physically) As soon as I twitched and began waking up he cried and hugged me. “I’m so sorry.. I’m sorry..” he kept mumbling. I didn’t need his apology I just hugged him back. Of course Gregory wasn’t one to wait before commenting that it was odd two guests appeared at the same time “Perhaps siblings really can’t leave each other alone”.

Unlike many of the guests first finding the Gregory House while alive I was already dead. Dragged on from the grief of my brother. Him loosing me, the last of his family was the thing that broke him. That’s why I don’t look as human as him… Why my clothes are more Western rather than what I wore in life. At least a piece of my appearance was because of him wanting to hope what was best for me. His interpretation of me rather than truly me…

So that leaves my relations to others in the Lost World

Much like in Soul Collector my brother was close to Lost Doll. While I definitely wasn’t as outgoing as him I grew a bond with her also. She would stare at me across the room a few times before finally she had the courage to talk to me. Apparently I resembled the doll she was searching for. I got to be an aunt figure to her and often braided her hair for her.

While I don’t remember anything specific about my relation to Cathrine or Dr. Fritz for that matter I definitely felt more like me there. Truly like I was my own person finally.

I’ll leave everything with one last memory. That being me talking to a boy with blue skin. Yet, I was flustered as if experiencing love for the first time. Of course, with a description like that it’s only a matter of time till I find out. Yet for now I suppose it’ll stay a mystery.

I shall leave this jumble of notes about my canon here thank you for listening to a random cactus’ ramblings. ❤️

[cemeterydove]

ֶָ֢⊹𐙚 little! Tomie from tomie by junji ito

I love her sm!!! She's one of my kins (I know I'm a red flag 😔) and I find her so relatable it hurts. I love my man hating girl boss ^_^

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🍒: she gets so clingy and fussy if no body is paying attention to her! She needs attention 24/7...

♠️: regesses from 2-12 but she doesn't really have a certain age that she prefers to regesses as

💌: she love!!! To do self care while regessed! And anything beauty related! She's got kid safe skin care stuff as well as make up! Ofc she also uses her normal grown up product cuz duh.

🩸: speaking about beauty stuff. She loves getting her nails painted while little.

🦢: major!!! Bratz, monster high, ever after high, barbie, my little pony, and Disney princess fan!

🔪: loves pretend play! Princess, fairies, cops and robbers, but she will always insist to play the villain at times

🗝: loves to be called "darling", "doll", "princess", "dove", "cutie", "little lady/young lady", "beautiful", or "baby"

💄: has so much of those Malisa and Doug play sets. However her favorite toys got to be her mh dolls, barbie dolls, and her little vanity. She also has a growing collection of lps toys! >_<

🩹: she's got a big first aid kit with fun and cute band-aids for the times that she gets really bad boo-boos :c

🖤: loves going out to the park or nearby forest to pick up flowers! She loves making flower crowns for her cg and her friends when regressed!

💋: always loves to bake and make fun little snacks for herself! And she always loves to set up little tea parties and picnics for her and her dollies/stuffies.

🌷: loves to dress up and match her outfits with her stuffies.

🍧: she's sooo spoiled! She gets what she wants all the time and she'll probably throw a tantrum if she doesn't >:(

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Awww man i felt like i didn't write enough stuff for tomie....

[katyspersonal]

List Master Willem’s war crimes for the judge and jury, please!

Alright this is genuinely a good question! I'll start with a plain one:

1) Fishing Hamlet massacre is Willem's order

Sorry, Laurence only condoned two massacres, not three. xD We yet can see he did have a good teacher in more ways than one hfsdhffd And it is definitely not hard to guess what was the reasoning:

2) The OG grave-robber

Obscure lore because it is locked to an item most players never found as it's gathered through unlikely platformer. But yeah, he and his friends done it before Tomb Prospectors made it cool XD Furthermore, some Chalice Rituals materials are found within Byrgenwerth (Red Jelly, Pearl Slug).

Granted, since Gehrman and Maria are associated with Byrgenwerth and Old Hunter Vitus is a summon in the Dungeons, he could have rather used aid of the Old Hunters instead of terrorising leftovers of Pthumerian civilisation himself. Maybe what he and his friends did was simply checking! But in that case, bothering Pthumerians was still his order, similarly to Fishing Hamlet.

3) Something to do with the infants..

There are multiple fetuses found in Byrgenwerth, in two variants: a petrified one (a common sign of strong Arcane exposure) and a 'cursed' one (with horns and multiple tiny skulls):

This is a large room for speculation on whether they were somehow lab-grown, or kidnapped from the Dungeons... Or, maybe, they were forcibly conceived in test subjects? Commoners that live in the woods around Byrgenwerth, kidnapped Pthumerians, whatever. To "lighten" the mood, maybe volunteer scholars? In either case, something heavily unethical happened here. The reason MUST have been the Great Ones' infants umbilical cords:

We are fighting adolescent (?) version of OoK, whereas their real 'presence' that we sever to destroy the heart of the Nightmare is a much smaller form, so, very likely, OoK was stolen as an infant, from the womb of Kos, and his cord was retracted.

(Side note: it is not necessary that the cord Fauxsefka drops was stolen from Byrgenwerth, let alone that it was the cord of OoK specifically, since she only drops it after Bloodmoon. I think that either she got pregnant like Arianna, especially since she is a Vileblood too, or she was on her way to be reborn into a GO infant like Paleblood Hunter does in the New Beginnings ending! The latter is very possible since that ending is only accessible after eating 3 cords, so, after gaining a lot of Insight, which Fauxsefka does! Basically we don't know the fate of OoK's cord, but nonetheless it is likely that Willem still had it!)

4) Was Rom's fate his fault?

This is the potential one rather than apparent! There is a common assumption that he was experimenting on Rom, supported also by the fact that Byrgenwerth is the only place where Gardens of Eyes type of Kin are found (otherwise they're only found in generated Chalice Dungeons, so, "non canon" ones). Granted, there is a lot to talk about Amygdalae and Nightmare Apostles involvement with the 'Spiders', as well as Patches the Spider being in Byrgenwerth! Still:

Not an unreasonable assumption! Though it is up to interpretation whether Rom was forcibly experimented on, groomed by him to "agree" to it for greater good as Byrgenwerth is hardcore gatekeepers, volunteered herself, or did have that weird involvement with 'Spiders' and Willem simply utilised the (unwell) result by at least hiding it in the Lake. Another sidenote though is that by the game's events, Rom is THE person concealing Mensis Ritual, and Willem is the one to urge our Hunter to hunt her with his scepter!

(Backing this up because there might be people that didn't play BB yet since Sony hates fun and joy)

So I think whatever was his reason to hide her in the Moonside Lake was not Mensis Ritual; he did not see it coming back then, and now understands what has to be done to stop it! (Damn, this brings back memories, this issue was one of my very first loredigs...)

5) Willem secretly orchestrated the Choir?

This is the second potential one. Yurie was strangely titled The Last Scholar, and considering her spot, I can only think of the implication of her returning in the walls of Byrgenwerth! There is a secret cave in the woods (most likely the one Fauxsefka invaded from) that allowed communication with Byrgenwerth, as well as White Church Set is found in the Woods! And furthermore, Gatekeeper that guards the entrance to the Woods on the way in Byrgenwerth uses the adage coined in by Willem as the password, and adopted by the Healing Church!

From the looks of it, the way to Byrgenwerth was not only declared to be a forbidden area, but even hidden from the "lower rank" Healing Church staff, as Alfred says gatekeeper would not open. That'd mean he doesn't know the adage, when Amelia must be. Choir and School of Mensis are higher echelons of the Healing Church, and as you can see, Yurie(Choir) is an NPC there, whereas Damian(Mensis) is a summon there! My interpretation here is that communication with Byrgenwerth remained, just that Healing Church made effort to hide it so the unsightly, as Simon put it, secrets of their origins REMAIN secrets.

(For lyrics: ( x )) The petrified spider found in Altar of Grief IS possibly Rom! That theory could be easily discarded at the first glance because the legs don't match, but they do, as you can see from the holes in her Lake form! Lyrics of Ebrietas' song also seem to refer to Mensis Ritual, as if she knows what has to be done to stop it when she cherished Rom for one reason or another and cries at her "grave".

Willem could have had connection with Ebrietas from the start. And, hell, he should have pulled the biggest "told you so" face when Laurence's Healing Church first took a big route around to try and mess with the Deep Sea, and only through so many failed experiments decided to seek the guidance of the Stars instead, and find the 'right' way to aspire for ascension:

Myazaki please stop tormenting me enough is enough sfhdhfd So, the way things likely happened: Willem was able to tell 'Stars' was the way to go even before meeting Ebrietas in person, Laurence separated from Byrgenwerth to try out Blood Ministration when Willem already warned him it was dangerous, then his Healing Church had attempts to dive into Deep Sea for the eyes (if Micolash and Rom somehow had nothing to do with it I am suing everyone fdhfhds), then turned out patients are doing better seeking Stars (Lumenflowers balcony) and it even happens besides their will (Living Failures), they find Ebrietas and reform Research Hall into Choir/Orphanage, they focus on Eyes when Laurence favours Blood and Hunt more, they remember what Willem told them from the start and seek him, eventually people like Yurie and Rom return to their roots for the lack of better term. As for Fauxsefka, either 1) she returned with Yurie but then changed her mind on being a lazy fence-sitter and rage-quit 2) she invaded Byrgenwerth later on, after 'Choir's ways differed from Willem', might have stolen a cord from there but we don't know 3) she never even invaded and her story goes separately, but she IS from Choir's era of 'differing from Willem', that Yurie didn't catch onto.

...what I am saying, is that for all we know, experiments on the orphans and maybe-grooming Rom into sacrificing herself were under his doing, behind Laurence's back, even. Too bad that Micolash in the end turned out to be more cunning than EVERYONE in this scheme, but still, Willem could have played not the last role here! Poor Laurence, so ambitious yet so very dim.

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So yeah... This might not seem like much, especially as part of this is speculation, but I think this paints the picture of 'mad researcher' character that appears in basically every Soulsborne game at least once x) Laurence and Micolash maybe have created the main mess of the story, but even if they never existed, with Willem, there would be a lot of unethical experiments, a lot of extermination of "less intelligent" species, and a lot of dead infants! He is guilty not as much for teaching Laurence and, likely, Micolash (the boys still had their agency), but for just being himself lol. ROFL at the guy ordering to kill a pregnant mother and her baby and their worshippers in order to learn how to stop being barbaric as human beings fdjhhfdsds

[starscatteredsky]

is it ok to ask for an inbox check?/nf

inbox check!

its pretty long right now, but we're doing our best! its a little overwhelming but we're to help the kin masses! /silly

-mono

queued and ready to post! (in order of when they'll be posted, subject to slight changes as drafts are slotted into their places)

Tips for a burmese mountain dog

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Tips for a ferret

Tips for Dave brubot/major player

Tips for dating colin the computer

Tips for pickles the drummer (metalocalypse)

Tips for P.AI.NTER

Tips for an australian shepard 

Tips and fashion kit for maned wolf

Tips for an arctic fox

Tips for a fallen angel

Fashion for snow leopards

Tips for highland cows and blacknose sheep

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Tips for a kestrel

Tips for feral dogs

Neos for cryptids

Selfcare tips for an omnitherian

Tips for Madcom Grunt kin + Sebastian Solace kin

Pastel pink robot moodboard

Moodboard for Shidaraki

Playlist for the Tenth Doctor

Fashion kit for a fallen angel and space

Pronouns and activities for a barnowl

Tips for draculara

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Tips for tsunami (wof)

Fashion for a weather angel

Neos and fashion for N (murder drones)

Tips for an eldritch horror

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Wips/drafts/in progress/complete but not queued (in no particular order)!

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Denboard and fashionboard for a vancouver island coastal wolf

Black cat and shark tips

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Punk fashion kit and tips for a pine marten

Tips  and den inspo for a wood mouse

Tips for a black cat

Moodboard and tips for shadow demon

Tips and fashion for fern the human (adventuretime)

Fashion and home decor for the old web

Fashionboard for an angel

Sweater fashion kit

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Home inspo for yeerks

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tips/gear for a neanderthal 

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tips for a border collie

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tips for an angel

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Fashion for a satyr

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inbox/not started (in no particular order)!!

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Thin man vibes

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tips/fashion for the companion bots from stray

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tips/denboard for a gryphon

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fashion board for cold

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names and tips for a femme scott summers

fem fashion for a crow

tips for kyouka izumi

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vibes for a hobbit and vampire, moodboard for a hobbit and vampire

names for a hobbit and recipes for a hobbit

questions for connecting to hobbit kintype

fashion for the heart 

goth and alt fashion for an enderman

tips for an evil ocean deity

types of requests

vampire and gothic fashion for scourge

colourful fashion for a moth 

tips for a cheagle 

tips for connecting to clownpierce

neos and xenos for even hansen

fashion for red heeler dog (REDO)

stimboard and masc fashion for a saarloos wolfdog 

fashion for a coyote

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tips for huldra

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[a-chlolix-blog]

Type of kisses prompt

First kiss: Queen Bee and Bunnyx + Ladybug and Kitty Noire after patrol.

Chloé was sitting on her bed painting Zoé's nails when her sister revealed something that caught her off guard.

"So... I kissed Ladybug after patrol."

"YOU WHAT?! Tell me EVERYTHING!!"

~~~~Yesterday Night~~~~

Ladybug and Kitty Noire had just finished dealing with some minor thieves after a patrol.

"Great job, Kitty! Same time tomorrow?"

"Absolutely!"

When Ladybug gets ready to swing away, Kitty Noire grabs her hand, gives her a quick kiss on the lips and leaves immediately after pulling away.

Not even waiting for LB to respond.

~~~~End of Flashback~~~~

Chloé couldn't hold back her laughter, but still managed to respond to her sister's story.

"So... you kissed her and RAN?!"

Zoé couldn't help the blush creeping up on her face!

"Oh yeah? How did YOUR first kiss with Bunnyx go?"

Chloé immediately stops laughing and begins to blush.

"Oh now I GOTTA hear this!"

"FINE! I'll tell you!"

~~~~Last Year~~~~

Bunnyx and Queen Bee were on their first mission together and QB seemed cool and calm, but she was actually coming up with a whole plan in her head.

'Okay Chloé, you can do this! Defeat anyone causing trouble tonight, impress Bunny-Kins, and kiss her before making an awesome exit. Easy!'

Queen Bee is snapped out of her thoughts when she hears Bunnyx's voice.

"QB! You okay?"

"Yep! Absolutely fine!"

"Better focus, there's a robbery in progress."

'This is my chance!'

Before Bunnyx could explain her plan, Queen Bee jumps down and immediately confronts the thieves.

"Stop right there-"

Queen Bee's immediately interrupted by the robbers' bullets being shot at her, which she quickly dodges and blocks with her spinning top.

While the robbers were focused on Queen Bee, Bunnyx opens burrows below them one at a time until they all ended up at the police station.

When Queen Bee stops spinning her weapon, Bunnyx hops out of a burrow in front of her.

"Great job distracting them, Queenie!~"

Bunnyx then gives Queen Bee a quick kiss on the lips before opening her Burrow and walking through it.

~~~~End of Flashback~~~~

Zoé just stared at her sister in shock.

"Why are you embarrassed by how the kiss happened?! You STILL managed to impress her."

Chloé hugs her pillow while whining.

"I wanted to Impress her AND make the first move!"

[randomnameless]

Not counting “must you continue to conquer in retaliation?”, what's your favorite Supreme Reply from Edelgard?

:)

I swear if I have the time, before the end of the year, I'll make a poll about it!

Anyways!

Supreme Replies are replies that demonstrate a several lack of awareness and thus, are utterly ridiculous (like the "no u" you've mentionned) and ultimately don't make any sense.

I found some in SB !

From SB's last chapter we have those :

Thales: Foolish harridan! This land you seek dominion over is drenched in the blood of beasts! Supreme Leader : Fool I may be, but I have plenty of company— my allies and I stand ready to trample you into the dust!

"wuzzat? Beasts ? Nah, I'll come back with a witty one-liner. "

Thales just revealed the plot/the secrets of Fodlan, but she dgaf.

Rhea You boast blood of the Hresvelgs and the heart of a traitor. Your sins run deeper than all others. Supreme Leader: I wear my sins proudly, for they are the reason I fight to free Fódlan from the goddess's so- called "judgment"!

"why is she always talking about Willy damn it. Let's give another witty comeback : I wear my sins proudly (wait does it means I'm proud to have slaughtered people to come here? Oh, I'll let Hubert deal with those details) for they are the reason i fight to free Fodlan from the Goddess's so called jugdment (wait does it make sense? I slaughter people because this slaughter is the reason why I fight? to free Fodlan from your ilk? Couldn't I have said I kill people to free Fodlan from you kin? Oh! I know, I could have said I kill people to liberate Fodlan, like my idol Nemesis! I'll have Hubert give a revamped script to Dorothea to add this line in the opera she's going to play in depicting this scene.)"

SB's chapter 4 :

Rhea : Explain yourself! Why do you betray the teachings of the goddess and seek to shatter Fódlan's fragile peace? Supreme Leader : Seeing as I have no idea what you speak of, this is going to be a short discussion. Now either stand aside or face me!

"Peace? What is that? Can I let Labrunda do the talking instead?"

(That's all for Nopes, but if you found some other replies, let me know!)

From FE16:

So you're another of the goddess's vanguard. You don't have even a shred of self-awareness, do you?

Okay, in itself, this isn't a Supreme Reply - but you realise that in the same map Petra calls herself "the will of the Emperor" forgetting her allegiance to Brigid and the current situation... who lacks self-awareness?

A special one that doesn't come from a Battle :

Claude There's only one goal for grave robbers like these. Right, Flame Emperor? You're here to steal the treasure that rests within the Holy Tomb. Flamey For a fool, you catch on quickly. Those Crest Stones will be ours. That infernal power, which is masquerading as a medicine but is truly a poison, will plague this world no longer.

She insults Claude who only asks a question, and the mumbo-jumbo about medicine and poison - but I want to disqualify it, because the mumbo-jumbo that would qualify as a Supreme Reply is a lolcalisation goof to avoid sheding more light as how Flamey actually wants to use those stones laying uselessly there "neither medicine or poison" aka who could either be used to do good things, or bad things.

of course when we know what they are, we know they are not "uselessly" laying there :)

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Edit thanks to @ezralahm!

The barbarian : Do you not believe in the power of the people to join together and rise up? Humans are weak creatures. But they are also creatures who help each other, support each other, and together, find the right path. I have learned that humans are capable of all that from the professor...and from everyone in my life. Supreme Leader : I doubt a highborn person like yourself could know how the poor feel or what motivates them.

"Do you believe in the power of friendship? If everyone works together, we're able to support each other and find a path to happiness!"

"As if highborn person like you can know what the illiterate masses - I mean, the poor, feel. But I obviously know what they feel and want, because I am not a highbor- wait let me rephrase that - Oh, alright, shut it, agree to disagree and etc etc, let me get away with my dignity intact, thank you".

And :

Random Peon : Here...you can have this! Just please don't attack the city! Supreme Leader : I never planned to touch the city. Our target is the Alliance and their leader, Claude.

"Hubert, why can't they understand? I don't want to raze their city, I want to destroy their country and get rid of their Leader! It's not the same!

"Maybe that lowlife thinks we are going to destroy Derdriu just like we destroyed Garreg Mach when we invaded it?"

"Silly Hubert, why would that useless man think so?"

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But we all know CF is where the majority of the Supreme Replies come from !

Here :

Rhea : You must know what a fool you are. The greatest of sins is to make an enemy of the goddess herself! Supreme Leader : I have only made an enemy of the church, not of the faith.

"Wait- did she call me a fool?"

Besides, we all know what Supreme Leader thinks of the faith (she even apparently changes her pov only after talking to Manu), so this is basically... talking to say nothing.

I prefer the SB version, tbh!

Then this (it doesn't really count though, since it's not a "reply"!)

Lysithea. How unfortunate that a talented woman like you should throw her life away on a pointless battle.

"I hope she won't hold it against me when I tell her defending her home and country is pointless."

That chapter we all know and love (i know, no "no u"!)

Rhea : An ancestor of the Hresvelgs, who became Adrestia's first emperor… He saved me. Supported me. Gave his all to the cause of defeating Nemesis. That I should find myself here at Tailtean, striking down his scion… Supreme Leader : I don't advise presumptions, Rhea. I will not die by your hand.

"Why the fuck is she still raving about Willy. I know, he was stupid and dumb and saved it instead of letting it die. I know all of that! Stupid Willy. Anyways, I'll just cut her saying something cool."

In itself, that line isn't material prime to be a Supreme Reply. However, by the time you reach this penultimate chapter, Supreme Leader's feelings about Nabateans have been made clear (either in her sekrit history talk, or in both of her and Hubert's supports), they are creatures incapable of having human feelings, and later on, she textually says they are beasts who don't give a fig about human lives.

So here, Rhea angsting about Willy contradicts what she thinks, a Nabatean can have "human" feelings like sadness and regrets. But instead on focusing on those, or even saying some stuff like "yeah sure you miss my stupid ancestor because he was a pawn you manipulated, beast!", she only focuses on the witty "i will not die here" part.

Supreme Leader : So it's true. You don't value human life at all. Isn't that right, Immaculate One? Rhea : Nonsense! Fools who do not accept their own sins are undeserving of salvation! You humans are the ones who betrayed! You betrayed me, and you betrayed my mother! Supreme Leader : I did not betray you or her. I never believed in you from the beginning.

(the never believed in "you" is a lolcalisation change? In the JP version, it feels like she is more general, and says she never believed in the beginning)

"Rhea : you betrayed me and my mother the goddess"

"Supreme Leader : your mother isn't real"

Again, when the opportunity presents itself to discover more about Fodlan and what Rhea means by betrayal - but more important is Supreme Leader's "I never believed from the beginning", like, what is even the link with the betrayal Rhea's raving about? When you betray someone, it's because that someone put their trust in you, right? So Rhea is saying she trusted humanity - Supreme Leader says in reply that she never believed in Rhea, but that's like trying to fit a circle in a square - where's the link?

"You betrayed me" "I never trusted you" "uh.. yes but I did? This is why I'm calling you a traitor? Because you spat on my trust?"

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To be honest, I'd say I prefer the last one !

She centers the conversation on herself, dodges the implications of what her foe is saying, the line is nonsensical and wants to feel cool and we have the bonus "retcon" : she never believed in the CoS and its faith to begin with (when apparently she did in her support, she prayed when she was Solon'd?).

So I'd say, for the podium :

1 "Your mother isn't real"

2 "What is peace?"

3 "No U" / "I'm stupid but I have allies!"

What are yours anon?

[trappedinafantasy37]

As many of you know, I am currently working through a Shadowheart origin run with Minthara as my only companion. I recently just wrapped up Act I and I just kinda wanted to write about the story so far, cause ya'll know I like telling stories.

WARNING: this gets pretty long. Again, it's a story. But I did include some pictures! Also, some things are gonna be a little outta character and involve my own head canons as I try to fill in the gaps of what isn't directly said in the game.

PRETEXT

Since I had done the Shadowheart origin twice before, I wasn't so strict with certain RP aspects. So, I reclassed her from the beginning to be a Gloomstalker / War Cleric as at the beginning of the game, spell slots were just a little too expensive for her to be a full cleric and she's not really good in melee once those slots run out. But, the build was still semi lore accurate. I also used 1 hireling through the duration of Act I and was playing on Explorer, more so for gameplay reasons though. Narratively, it was just Shadow by herself and things were kinda tough.

THE BEGINNING

After the Nautiloid had crashed and Shadow woke up on the beach, she remembered the mission that she had been given to her by her Mother Superior. She double checks her pack to be sure that the Prism is still secure, which it is, thankfully. But, she has to get movin and groovin. Her mission was a success! But she lost all her comrades. Right now, she is in a strange land who may not be so friendly to Sharrans. So, the first thing she decides is to keep an eye out for a change of clothes to quickly get rid of her Sharran armor and to find a healer for the worm in her skull.

She stumbles into an ancient crypt where there are a few bandits and robbers. She was able to persuade the ones outside the crypt to leave, but the ones inside the crypt weren't so much in a talkative mood. It was a tough fight for her by herself, but she managed to survive. She continues deeper into the crypt to find an old statue to Jergel. What an interesting place for the memory of this god to be!

She walks into a closed off room where she accidentally awakens the dead. Again, another tough fight, but much easier than fighting the robbers and bandits. At least the dead are allergic to holy magic! Once they are killed off, she enters further and meets an interesting skeleton, Withers! After joining the camp, Shadow immediately talks to him for a respec into a Gloomstalker War Cleric of Shar.

She continues on her journey and comes across a pair of tieflings who have a gith trapped in a cage. She knows this gith. It was the one who helped her on the Nautiloid. She knows the gith would surely be angry for her stealing the Prism from her kin and Shadow cannot risk losing it. She convinces the tieflings that this gith is dangerous and she joins them in killing it. Good riddance!

THE GROVE

She continues forward and comes across another challenging situation. A grove is being attacked by a pack of goblins. She has no idea why this fight is going on, but goblins are goblins. She knows they are a threat. She really wants nothing to do with this situation as it isn't her problem. But, there is no other way forward except to fight, so fight she does.

After killing the goblins, she is promptly invited into the grove in which they direct her to Nettie, a healer. She talks to some of the merchants there and purchases new gear so she can finally be rid of her Sharran armor and hide her identity. Thankfully, no one in this grove recognizes the symbols.

Unfortunately, Nettie was of no help to her and directed her to some goblin camp to find the Archdruid Halsin. Shadow groans on the inside, but she needs a healer. As much as she sympathizes with the plight of the tieflings, she has greater priorities right now and this conflict with the goblins and druids just isn't her concern.

But, Shadow is a bit of a meta gamer and decides that the goblin camp will be the last place she travels to. Instead, she goes everywhere else. While ignoring the goblin camp and the situation in the grove, she has gone on many misadventures where she:

Fought on owlbear

Cleared out the Blighted Village of its goblin infestation

Traveled to the Risen Road

Helped some Zhent traders in a Gnoll attack

Rescued Councellor Florrick and learned of the fate of Grand Duke Ulder Ravengard

Discovered a hidden Zhent basement

Traveled to the Underdark

Helped a colony of sentient mushrooms with a duegar infestation

Killed a bulette

Met the great god BOOOAL

Killed a Spectator

Traveled to Grymforge

Freed Nere and took his head

Killed some duegar slavers and freed some gnome slaves

Fought Grym

Killed a Phase Spider Queen

Defeated Ethel

Killed Wood Woad and learned of the Shadow Druids

Confronted Kagha, but she would not back down so Shadow had to kill her and the hostile druids.

Girl has managed to do quite a bit by herself. By now, she is confident that no one around recognizes the symbols of Shar, despite those symbols being literally everywhere in the region for some unknown reason. So, she decides to wear an upgraded version of her armor that she found in Grymforge as it provides better protection for her.

With nothing left to do, it is now time to enter into the goblin camp.

THE GROVE RAID

At some point, she returns back to free Sazza cause she's just tired of fighting and wants an easy way into the camp. She sneaks the goblin out of the grove in which she is safely escorted into the goblin camp. She walks in saying to herself that she is only interested in a healer and Halsin is her priority. As much as she would want to help the tieflings, she is not getting involved in this conflict! That is, until she met Nightwarden Minthara.

Unfortunately, Sazza spilled the beans and told Minthara where the grove was and now the drow wants to recruit Shadow into joining. Of course Shadow has her reservations. They were innocent tieflings and Minthara means to kill them all. But, from Shadow's standpoint, everything was stacked against her. She did not want to play any part in killing the tieflings and was tempted to warn them that Minthara was coming. But Minthara had an army, was backed by a very powerful god who seems to have the ability of mind control, may potentially provide some insight into the worm situation, and well, the dream guardian told Shadow to infiltrate the cult. She also grew increasingly anxious over Minthara's intense desire to retrieve the Prism, the very thing keeping Shadow safe from the Absolute, turning into a mind flayer, and is the one thing she was tasked with returning to Baldur's Gate. She could not risk Minthara taking the Prism from her.

Being trained in the art of espionage, Shadow teams up with Minthara to get a ticket into the cult, especially since Shadow alone couldn't possibly fight against Minthara's goblin warband and she did not have the confidence that the tieflings could either. Not to mention, Shadow can easily evade Minthara's inquisition about the Prism if Shadow presented herself as an ally. At this point, she has abandoned her search into Halsin as it is clear he is Minthara's enemy due to him being Archdruid of the grove and Shadow needs Minthara to think they are on the same side.

Rolling open the gates at the grove made Shadow feel ill to her stomach. But, she knows that this is something her Dark Lady would have wanted. Either way, the tieflings were going to die by Minthara's hand, that was a guarantee. Better to help Minthara and guide the tieflings into embracing their inevitable deaths than to be amongst one of Minthara's casualties where no one would remember her.

After the raid, Shadow just felt horrible and awful. For a brief moment, her indoctrination breaks and the real her slips out. The tieflings were innocent and didn't deserve this. She could have helped, she should have helped. But Minthara reassures her that she is on the right path and she is loved by god Herself. Minthara may have been talking about the Absolute, but Shadow knows Shar approves of her actions today. But the guilt just wouldn't leave and continues to gnaw at her conscious.

Feeling pretty damn horny excited after the raid and the glory to come, Minthara pulls Shadow into the the chapel to celebrate the festivities together. Shadow is more than willing as she'd rather fuck the feelings away or she'd otherwise drink them away. And Minthara certainly helps Shadow by having her feel a wide array of things that aren't guilt. Such as [REDACTED] where Minthara [REDACTED] and then she did this thing with her tongue and [REDACTED]. At some point during the activities, Minthara realizes Shadow's face is very soft and would make an excellent chair, and so she [REDACTED].

Afterwards, the two have a little heart to heart and Shadow sees a side to Minthara that she didn't expect to see. Up until now, she saw Minthara as a monster, some "genocidal lunatic" who probably should have been knocked out in the goblin camp. But, right now, she sees someone who seems genuinely pensive, doubtful, and very much unsure of herself. And, well, who was Shadow to judge. She stood right next to Minthara, participating in the death of the tieflings. If Minthara was a monster, then so was she.

In the middle of the night, Shadow is awakened in her sleep by an overwhelming sensation of an impending murder! She looks up to see Minthara standing above her, ready to kill her. But Minthara gets a little shy and backs away. She explains her doubts and her fears to Shadow and why she perceives her to be a threat to the Absolute. Right now, Minthara is desperate to believe that her perception of Shadow is false. It really does not take too much for Shadow to clear her of any doubts.

Feeling that she is worthy of the Absolute's embrace, Minthara gives Shadow her lyre and a path to Moonrise and the two split up to meet again later. And Minthara sure does hope that she sees Shadow again. After everything that the two just did together in that chapel? Yeah, the half-elf better fucking come back to her. Minthara has plans!

Thanks for reading my story! Currently working through Act 2 right now. Will update the story once I completely finish with the act, but I will post my little mini updates from time to time.

| Act 2>

[weavetheshadows]

Has Arne killed anyone? If yes, were they aware of it? Did they do it on purpose?

I'm christening this blog in the only way that makes sense. Talking about murder! Clear answer: Yes. For some, they were not aware of themself. During the early days out of Golmore they were way less in control and lashed out at anyone and anything. They don't remember most of that, however. For others? Entirely on purpose. They have a particular Quirk that makes them get violent if people disrespect the dead. Especially if they've deemed a place theirs to "protect." It's subconscious, in a way. As their original task was to guard the final resting place of their kin in Golmore. A job they were very serious about. So despite their shattered mind, they retained that little...drive. So a few grave robbers...a few treasure hunters in the wrong ruins....oops.

[m4sc4r4]

DNI list:

- people who sexualize sex

- men with green eyes

- if you think that it’s ok to wear shoes inside

- people who watch gravity falls

- anyone that kins pim from smiling friends

- cannibals

- grave robbers

- women with a single gold tooth

- bad people

- people that just randomly go around ripping out other people’s toenails

- people with nails longer than 2 inches

[loremastering]

~ February 2024 Prompt ~ Patrolling the territory Much of The SIlent Hand's current territory is remote, but danger can still come from all sides, and patrols throughout the territory on occasion should be crucial if the group is to gain a foothold here. Depict or rp your character patrolling through the woods, fields, or outskirts of the towns on Bree-Land. Are they with a partner? Alone? Did they find something?

Mardyth checking out the thickest parts of the Chetwood. Wary as ever. Originally from Esgaroth rebuilt, became a robber in the ruins of Annuminas, then moved to Bree-Land to become leader of a brigand group.

For my rp kin's every other month prompt special :)

[48-moved-48]

♛ HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE PLACE WHERE SHAMEFUL STATEMENTS AND ODDITY GATHER TO DANCE AND FLUTTER AND CREATE A SCINTILLATING CRINGE, WORTHY OF A LIFETIME OF REDDIT KARMA! ♛

My name's AXYER! But over here, you may call me Heart or Chimney. :)

I should clarify, I'm wording everything on this blog as carefully as I possibly can, if I am uneducated please politely re-inform me! I am likely just uneducated and I promise you I will easily change my mind if you correct me!!!

I personally see kinning in the otherkin sense and the relate-to sense as two separate things; personally, I feel like there should be a term to separate the two better, as I understand that otherkin is a DISTINCT experience from simply relating to a character in a way that you see yourself as them; as such, in my Carrd and here please do not mind the term "kinning" being used for the latter, I am very open to a better term being used as I wish to respect everyone I can, and I find "relate kinning" can be very beneficial to someone, but deserves to be classified as something distinct.

Synpaths. The term you're looking for is synpaths, Axon.

Personally, identifying as an otherkin is a means for me to cope. Nope, you're Heart Axon, in the flesh. You are just him. It's okay, you were taking baby steps.

I don't see myself as Heart in a past life nor Heart spiritually in-general, rather that I am something along the lines of Heart reduced to a human form, or something like that, but do use them as an integral part of my identify and identify as it for personal reasons.

Update to this ^^^^ I identify as an alternate universe of a villain version of Heart, in some sort of Tumblr ask blog-multifandom-palooza-type deal. I am Heart, just an AU of him where he's human and everything's just slightly off and he desperately wants to be himself again because he knows he needs to be.

I might also vent on this blog, so just be mindful!! (Update: trying not to anymore)

My kintypes:

-Idkin, ids are a fictional species that are essentially parasitic organisms that parallel the Host species and have lots of bizarre inhuman qualities! (update: kinda????? It's weird)

-Heartkin, goes hand-in-hand with idkin, I identify as Heart from Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium! I think of myself as an alternate universe version of my AU version of Heart from Untitled Chonny Jash AU. :)

(NOTE: THOSE WHO IDENTIFY AS HEART IN ANY WAY DNI PLEASE! I WILL BRING THIS UP A LOT I AM NOT COMFY WITH OTHER HEARTKINS AND I WILL BLOCK YOU FOR MY OWN WELLBEING! IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, TRUST ME!)

-The Robber from Ain't No Rest For the Wicked (Chonny Jash's version), this kinda goes hand-in-hand with being Heart as they're kinda blended into one kintype for me. I liked to rob people lots and be evil lots.

-Stick figurekin, a very popular fictional species dictated by skinny bodies, really long legs, shoe feet, and a love for art and fighting!

-Grimmchildkin, I like to think of myself as a Grimmchild that's "human" form is Heart! Or, alternatively, Heart's "furry" form as Grimmchild!

My DNI is right here!! (epic dead link fail) If I follow you first, you're free to interact :) (with few exceptions). Obviously don't interact if you're against otherkin/kinning, and DNI whatsoever if you identify as/with any character from a certain stick figure comic with a black stick figure with lightning tendrils that torments a sad white stick figure with a tie, DNI if you're just a fan of it period, and ABSOLUTELY DNI if you ship said black stick figure with the tie stick figure or his brother, like omg get out you're disgusting.

Also DNI if you or any part of you identify as Heart, just a personal reference! However, PLEAAAAAAAASE interact if you identify as/with Soul or Mind, or even Looks to the Moon from Rain World! They're all massive comforts to me, and I would be overjoyed to interact with any of you! (edit: Hollow Knight kins also please! Especially Ghost, Grimm, or White Lady!!)

Oh, and Nightmarionne kinnies too…… he's been a big comfort to me for a weawwy long time, I just love imagining him as a robo-dilf.

I'd prefer it if only I interacted with fictionkins/otherhearted of these characters interacted rather than any other type of identification, just a personal preference and yk wanting to stay with people I can relate to.

Tags:

#not kinning - Not related to kinning!

#bb [insert kin here] moment - Post relating to kinning the character!! You will most likely see this the most with Heart, as he's the main one I identify as a fictionkin with. :)

#the blues and greens - Favourite posts, usually just ones that make me happy or have my kins in them that I really like. :3

#palpitations be among ye - Me acting as Heart… or a stick figure… maybe a kinshift… who knows… not God… he doesn't even know where us ids come from……

#iblings! - Friends posts. :)

#exchanging spiders - Talkin' about otherkin/kinning stuff with other people.

#imprisonment is all that I earned - Venting. :( When it comes to venting, validating my feelings is what I like the most! Agreeing with me and how I feel really helps, I prefer that over advice. :)

#when harmonia shines - Grimmie

#*bites chew toy* hee hee my teeth - Reblogs!!

Finally updated this during August of 2024. I've discovered lots more about my identity since then. I hope to be less pandery-to-people-in-fear-I'm-kinning-wrong now.