#road trip headcanons

[star--anon]

Thominewt Roadtrip Headcanons !

yay!

Well, first off, Minho is the only one of these losers to even have a driver's license.

Despite this, Thomas will make up for it by... Backseat driving the hell out of Minho. "Turn right! Turn right! Oh wait, no, Apple Maps says go forward for another 8 miles. Sorry." "Minho, the speed limit is 86mph, you're going 87!!" "Minho-"

Minho ends up turning his hearing aid off for most of the drive. It's mostly for show, though. He can still hear through his right ear (which is, unfortunately, the one Thomas is shouting in). But it does get Thomas to shut up about his driving for a few minutes.

Until there's a gas station, anyway. Then Thomas is immediately forcing Minho to pull over because this man? This man is so big on snacks. He's got 'em all organized by vibes and behaviors. Chocolate-y snacks for when he's feeling tired, beef jerky for when he just wants something to munch on, gummies for when he's chatting with Newt and Minho, crackers for when he's staring out the window and listening to music...

Speaking of music, Don't. Touch. Newt's radio. Doesn't matter if it's Minho's car. It's Newt's playlist. He's going to decide the music. It's one of the few things Minho's smart enough to not argue with him on.

A lot of people think Thomas would be the one chatting away, but it's actually Newt. Newt's the one pulling Minho out of that autopilot Driver Brain Numbness to chat, Newt's the one convincing Thomas to take his headphones off (he picked a playlist just for this road trip and Thomas wants to listen to his own music? rude).

The man needs his closeness. His love language is quality time and you can't change my mind. He revels in the comfortable silence as the three do their own things together, and he basks in the amiable chatter between his boyfriends (except for when Minho starts dunking on cats during their classic Cats VS Dogs convo, but every fantasy has a few holes).

Speaking of love languages, Minho's is acts of kindness (again, you can't change my mind). And it shows when he overpacks so much.

Oh, what if Thomas gets cold? What if Newt's ankle starts acting up? Compression helps with ankle pains, right? He should bring sixty blankets for a 3-day trip, right? He brings back-up toothbrushes (because Newt forgets his at motels sometimes), brings weighted blankets (Thomas hates the motel ones; they're so light), brings ten gallons of moisturizer (Newt hates dry skin), brings a taser (a bit much, but safety is good), brings a waffle machine (a little weird, but Thomas is adamant that waffles are just pancakes but better), brings a saxophone (okay, that one might just be odd), brings a horse saddle (Minho stop-)

Newt makes everyone write a list of all the stuff they're bringing so they don't forget their things when they're coming home (Minho's list is ten miles long). The first thing Newt writes on his own list is spare hearing aid batteries. It's the one thing Minho never bothers to worry about when he's (over)packing. He knows Newt will bring it.

Thomas sits backseat. Sometimes, if the trunk can't fit all their things, they'll have to put some stuff in the backseat, and Thomas ends up a little squashed. But that's okay. Newt tries to offer him passenger seat, but Thomas turns it down each time. He likes the backseat, it's where he can kiss the back of his boyfriends' necks.

(He's tried kissing Newt from the passenger's seat. It doesn't work as well. Also he once kicked Minho in the face trying to do so.)

[violent138]

I think Wayne Manor has been totally redesigned from top to bottom for accessibility reasons (e.g. increased doorway width, lower/modifiable countertops, ramps, flooring change, altered door handles, et cetera). It started with making the place better for Babs, then Alfred realized it was more comfortable as he aged, and Bruce realized that it was a massive benefit because family members were injured nonstop.

[donelywell]

It's been a year, so here's the wrap up!

I actually haven't posted a lot of this art- or other art that I've made this year haha. Took a major break from going online and even Sonic as a whole for a few months even.

I feel like I haven't changed my style that much, but I did change a bit. I don't color the whites of eyes anymore, I figured out how to make things glow, and I sometimes color my lines too!

[neilperrystypewriter]

my modern “if the poets went on a roadtrip with mr. keating” headcanons:

- mr. keating: drives like a bat out of hell (this man is literally airborne on the interstate)

- neil: in the passenger seat trying to teach mr. keating that google maps is easier than an actual map + has to turn down the volume of the music constantly bc mr. keating can’t hear anything (“you take a left up here-“ “WHAT?” *cranks music down* “YOU TAKE A LEFT UP HERE, CAPTAIN”)

- todd: got left at the gas station (they did turn around and get him but he just stares out the window behind the drivers seat the whole time in silence—still upset)

- charlie: behind the passenger seat on the aux and playing the most god awful music you’ve ever heard in your life (i feel like he would play a lot of underground music that no man has ever heard before except the artist that created it)

- knox: in the back complaining about the bad WiFi signal bc his awful selfies won’t go through to Chris (she definitely blocked him)

- meeks: in the back as well + binging on the snacks he brought with and watching a movie from the screen on the back of a seat (let’s be honest, he’s watching oppenheimer)

- pitts: “LOOK IT’S A COW” every 5 minutes (also in the back)

- cameron: locked in the trunk somehow?? (mr. keating isn’t aware bc they told him cameron was busy that day)

[velvet4510]

Imagine if it was during their road trip that Erik first realized he could levitate, and once he also discovered the metal on Charles’ clothes was enough for him to lift Charles into the air too, they had a La La Land moment dancing beneath the stars while floating above the city.

[ghost-bxrd]

Ghost, you are a fountain of incredible aus. I am impressed (and a little jealous). Do you have anything more on eldritch Jason or the Calvin Rose road trip au?

Awe thank you! I’m happy you’re enjoying all the crack content on here hehehe 💚💚

and boi do I have more ✨

Edlritch Jason 👁️

Jason has trouble keeping his true form in check when he’s excited! The happier/upset he gets, the more his outline and shape start to ooze

He has several maws with teeth that range from blunt to sharp needle points. In one of those maws hides a black hole

Jason is scared of space, funnily enough. Too empty and vast for him as he gets lonely pretty easily. He likes the crowded spaces teeming with life.

Jason loves learning new human things

Jason has no reaction to fear or joker toxin. Or any kind of substance that would impair a regular human’s health. Bruce finds out about that after he nearly loses his mind with worry following a widespread toxin attack in which Jason “forgets” his rebreather.

Pictures of Jason always end up looking a little displaced. There’s always some kind of glitch/blur/shadow in it that no amount of tech improvement can get rid of

Even though he’s eldritch at core, Jason’s human body can still be hurt, and he experiences pain just like any other human would

Calvin Rose road trip 🌹

Calvin finds Jason soaking wet and still in his funeral clothes and injuries sitting by the curb and is disturbed enough by the kid’s appearance to usher him back to his hideout.

For the longest time Calvin thinks Jason is called Bruce because that’s the only thing he will say

Taking Jason with him is a spur of the moment decision. Jason reminds him too much of himself, beaten and broken and locked away in a dog cage to die, and he looks so… lost. Calvin can’t bear to drive away from that without knowing what happens to the kid

As much as Calvin grumbles about it sometimes he’s exceptionally good and patient with Jason. He talks a lot and points out inane things even though he rarely (if ever) gets a reaction. (Calvin was lonely, not that he’s gonna admit that)

For some time Calvin thinks Jason used to be trained as a Talon when a few people try to mug them and Jason goes all Robin-training on them. He’s sure their little experiments went to far and the Court meant to dispose of him now that he’s “broken”

The first words Jason speaks that isn’t any iteration of Bruce’s name is “burger” (because he wants a burger). Calvin buys him ten because that’s literally the first time Jay has ever expressed an opinion on food.

Jason’s second word is “Dick”, and Calvin nearly chokes to death on his beer.

From there on it’s a steady improvement of Jay’s mental state, but that also means he starts getting night terrors as he remembers his death and the Joker. Once Calvin pieces together the broad picture he’s down to devising plans to dispose of the clown. He’s not making compromises where people who hurt children are concerned. Especially not if they’re family

Jason never tells Calvin about Batman or being Robin, he’s… kind of happy to be away from all of it. Especially after seeing Brucie Wayne and his new protege and Dick Grayson, a happy and smiling family, on the news together. And sightings of Robin making the front page of most magazines

Calvin knows Jason is hiding something from him, but hey, so is Calvin. All he knows is that his kid brother road trip buddy really doesn’t seem to like Gotham’s vigilantes. Something he can totally respect. And thankfully, Calvin is skilled enough to keep him safe even if the glorified furry and his acolytes were to come after Jay for whatever reason.

Jason’s favorite song to listen to while driving is “I know the end” by Phoebe Bridgers. Calvin starts out hating the song but is to endeared by how happy Jason gets (even in his early catatonic state) that he doesn’t say anything. It ends up being both their favorite song

[sillywillybillywilly]

Does anyone ever think about why the fuck Micheal went to Egypt

[apollosothertwin]

mag lived in the city for most of her life that she can remember, so she was always amazed by the stars while Apollo and Meg had their travels around the country. Apollo would always tell her a new story from a different constellation each night when they could see them.

[blueironywrites]

Marauders on a road trip

James: Drives. Gets upset when Remus doesn't compliment his parking but brightens up with Sirius praises him. Stops every two hours on the dot to reapply sunscreen. Uses the scientific names of plants when playing I Spy. Pretends to ignore when Remus blushes at the texts Sirius sends him constantly.

Sirius: Passenger princess. Drinks iced coffees the majority of the trip and stares out the window. Complains loudly whenever a song that James or Remus chose is played that he doesn't know the words to. Always buys Remus an extra chocolate bar at every rest stop. Holds a conversation with James while placing his hand behind his seat so Remus can hold it for hours.

Remus: Had a packing list ready to go months ago. Is responsible for luggage Tetris. Sits in the back seat and gives directions from the printed out map on his lap that James doesn't listen to. Refuses to sit in the front and sacrifices leg space because he knows Sirius gets car sick if he sits in the back. Ignores conventional safety and sits behind the driver (behind James) so that he can look at Sirius in the rearview mirror.

[sadly-never-after]

Music in the EAH Universe and who listens to them Part 4.

This is just an excuse to try to make music puns and share music I think the characters would listen to. (Some of these are even canon by the books!) I don't even like a majority of these musicians but I am fully convinced of my choices here. I marked in colours the one that are canonically part of the EAH Universe.

Since Tumblr only allows 100 inline links for a post I have to make different parts.

Part 1 (Alistair, Apple, Ashlynn, Blondie, Briar, Bunny)

Part 2 (Cupid, Cedar, Cerise, Chase, Courtly, Daring)

Part 3 (Darling, Dexter, Duchess, Farrah, Faybelle, Ginger)

Part 4 (Holly, Hopper, Humphrey, Hunter, Jillian, Justine)

Part 5 (Kitty, Lizzie, Maddie, Meeshell, Melody, Nina)

Part 6 (Poppy, Ramona, Raven, Rosabella, Sparrow, Tucker)

☽𖤓 🏰 𖤓☾ Holly O'Hair ☽𖤓 🏰 𖤓☾

Taylor Quick (It's nice to have a friend, King of my heart, Love Story)

Justin Timberwolf (Can't Stop The Feeling, Perfect, True Colours)

Katy Fairy (Teenage Dream, Legendary Lovers, Love Me)

Little Red Sheeran (Perfect, Shape of You, Happier)

One Reflection (Perfect, Gotta Be You, You & I)

𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 🐸 👑 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 Hopper Croakington II 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 🐸 👑 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

Wizard (Pink Triangle, I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams, Say It Ain't So)

Ricky Montgnomery (Line Without A Hook, Mr. Loverman, Dont Know How)

Truelove (Tonguetied, Ways to go, Love Will Save Your Soul)

Katy Fairy (Last Friday Night, Thinking of You, The One That Got Away)

Beach Beast (Cloud 9, Prom Queen, Nice Guys)

🥚 🜲 🥚 🜲 🥚 Humphrey Dumpty 🥚 🜲 🥚 🜲 🥚

Eminymph (Lose Yourself, Without Me, The real slim shady)

Lil Swain (Sucker for Pain, Love Me, Mirror)

N-Chant (Rich Money, IDL, Homeboy on a shirt)

Twenty one kings men (Holding on to you, Choker, Johnny Boy)

Wizard (Beverly Hills, Buddy Holly, Thank God For Girls)

🐾🏹🐺🐻 Hunter Huntsman 🐾🏹🐺🐻

Encounter Dragons (It's Time, Enemy, On Top of the World)

Fall Out Book (Centuries, I don't care, Dance, Dance)

OneKingdom (Feel Again, I Don't Wanna Wait, Counting Stars)

Trollplay (The Scientist, Green Eyes, Miracles)

Ever After Authors (Do My Own Thing, Something Amazing, Blind for Love)

𖠗 🌱 ❀ᮬᰰུㅤ Jillian Beanstalk 𖠗 🌱 ❀ᮬᰰུㅤ

Goldie (Call Me, Maria, Picture This)

Corset Suffocation (Rebel Girl, Double Dare Ya, Carnival)

Joan Jett & the Redhearts (Bad Reputation, Crimson & Clover, Bad Karma)

Notting Ham (Champion, White Flag, River)

Encounter Dragons (Believer, Radioactive, Enemy)

🩰♡₊˚・₊ ♪ ✧♫₊˚.✧💃🏾 Justine Dancer 🩰♡₊˚・₊ ♪ ✧♫₊˚.✧💃🏾

D'aulnoy Cat (Kiss Me More, Boss Bitch, Woman)

Lana d'Aulnoy (Blue Jeans, West Coast, Old Money)

FKA Witch (I'm Your Doll, Lights On, Talk To Me)

Fayoncé (Run the world, Me, Myself & I, Dance For You)

Michael Jack-and-the-Beanstalk (Thriller, Smooth Criminal, Blood on the dance floor)

You are trapped on an eight-hour long road trip with these guys and you have to give one of them the aux chord.

[mediumgayitalian]

im just curious but are there any songs that like really remind you of solangelo? Like the kind that have you rotating them in your head while you’re listening to it

YES YES IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED IVE BEEN ASSEMBLING A PLAYLIST. it is here. it’s small for now but on it is included:

- beautiful things by benson boone, which is a very will about nico song. i’ve been imaging a scenario where will opens for one of his mom’s concerts with this song :D

- july by noah cyrus, to me this is a sad nico to will song

- hair tossed, arms crossed by mark ambor, OH THE PLANS I HAVE FOR THIS SONG OH MY GOD. it is so so college au solaneglo to me and i have a WHOLE ASS longfic planned ask @a-good-sandwich lol

- dandelion by ruth b., is so will writing this song about nico in his notebook to me….i have a fic about this one too resr assured

- line without a hook by rick montgomery, is it a reach? yes. but to me this is will being asked to sing something for the campfire and he looks at nico, and things are visibly tense right now and no one knows why, and he sings this, and he is just so clearly talking about nico and it’s so uncomfortable in a really specific way?? i want to write this too. god

i have small lyric changes i would make to each song to fit better, feel free to ask about them!! ‘cause i have like lowkey fics i want to write for most of these and i do plan on it. also. y’all are so right i’m obsessed w will who was taught guitar by his mom. hold me accountable okay i want to write these.

[broz0neglitters]

Just Shut up & drive 🌌🥏🌃🏙

John Dory x fem reader on a road trip Smut/NSFW

Warning: Smut, smoking cigarette, Masturbation , Sex toy

-John and you wanted to get away from trolls village so he offer to take you on a nice road trip so where ever rhonda takes you both you both will happily go there

-He loves holding your hands while watching the road sites

-His hands will me on your boobs or on your cunt

-He's mostly on autopilot so he could cuddle w you

-He's would gives you hints that he wants to fuck you

-He and you would smoke cigarettes to get in the mood

-He wants you to sit on his lap even while smoking a cigarette

-John dory would often put Rhonda on autopilot mode just so he can have a smoke break he out of all his brothers smoke cigarettes he too old for joints/vape nowadays

-Even if he try vaping/joints that dude can't handle it his brother would make fun of him for that

-I know for sure that bruce quit smoking because he's a father now and he doesn’t want his kids to copy him but that's for another headcanon....

-Anyways, since this is just a one driver seat is not like your traditional car so you would have to sit on the back meaning the couch while he's drive Rhonda

-He once let you drive Rhonda but she wasn’t used to to you driving her so she crash into the tree john got so worry he ask if Rhonda was alright instead of you he saw you sitting there with your arm cross....

-While he was driving you were just sitting there watching the view but you noticed john stroking his big cock while grunting your name out

-His cock is huge so good luck trying to walk

-Can You handle it? Maybe not FIY He's rough!!

-You stop what ever you were doing as you saw him stroking to a picture of you "John?" you called

-As He jumped and turns around and saw you standing here with both of your hands on your hips

"Babe, is not what it looks like, well maybe it is I've been horny and despite for you to stroke my cock." John said looking at you with a horny smirk look on his face

-You rolled your eyes at him as he put Rhonda in autopilot once again as you got down to your knees as you began to suck him off with him holding your hair sooner he'll face fuck you til his cums fills your mouth and is cum is all over your face

-John keeps a box full of your sex toys mostly your vibrator so he would ask you to use your vibrator while he jerks off to your moans and cries begging him to put his cock inside you

-He will get back to driving he wants to hear your moan while he's driving and rubbing his cock to your cries and moans

-As you turn on the vibrator, You get to control the speed that's a good thing right?

"I better, hear that moan and cries I know you want me inside you." John said rubbing his cock faster while driving

-Once that vibrator hit your sweet spot you couldn't help but to moan out john name it turns him on when you moan out his name

"Fuck! john I need you inside of me sooo badly!" You said moaning and crying out for his name while the vibrator is still teasing your clit

-As john grab you (he will man handle you for sure) he sat you on his hard wet cock as he pound you super hard even while driving he will look over your shoulder to see the road while still fucking you super hard and you were crying and moaning begging him to take it slow

-You moan is super loud which makes him even go in deeper and a bit faster til you cum or til it hits your sweet spot

-He will for sure dominated you no matter what

-Cockwarming while he's driving is a must for him he wants to see how long you can keep it in without moaning once you start moving he will thrust you like there's no tomorrow

"You like what you feel baby, you're such a little slut couldn't even hold it in while daddy is driving." He said bitting your ears softly

"I can't hold it in anymore john dory I need you so badly." You said moaning and trying not to move

-His cum is thick and super milky like really milky

-He likes to cum all over you even inside of you

-He like you watch you pleasure yourself he wants you to finger yourself for him since he's busy driving

-He would do it for you aswell he's a rough finger fucker

-After you guys finish doing your deeds inside Rhonda your legs is numb so you would be resting on the couch while john drive, He wants to go again so he look at you from the rear view mirrors and gave you a smirk on his face but you glare at him...

"How about round two huh baby?" He asked smriking

"Just Shut Up & Drive John Dory!" You said angrily....

-Your leg is super numb from him nearly tearing you apart you don't know if you still can enjoy the road tip or even walk all thanks to square head....

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[violent138]

batfam road trip headcanons

Tim, the resident insomniac caffeine addict, would alternate between shouting he's bored, needs the bathroom, or passing out.

Damian would get really irritated by everyone, scold people periodically, and/or start talking about a special interest for hours.

Cass, the one forced to sit between Tim and Damian, lets them both fall asleep against her while making little braids in their hair. She has to deal with their bickering until Steph growls at them.

Steph would totally be a massive backseat driver, demand how much longer 'till they get there, and argue over the music.

Dick would play peacekeeper and try to get everyone to join games, pouting when they're all sarcastic and half-hearted, and keep asking to pull over so they could see cool things. He'd probably attempt to confiscate phones (and fail)

Jason would keep fucking with the music to annoy everyone. And if anyone asks to change it, he'd say "Over my dead body". He'd also be the only one having the time of his life annoying everyone.

Bruce would occasionally threaten to turn the car around, and wince when he switched lanes too fast and a row of sleeping kids tumbled like bowling pins. He'd keep trying and failing to have League meetings over Bluetooth without his kids being menaces.

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

TNG Characters on a Road Trip:

Picard: Got stuck driving, for some reason. Is miserable for 80% of the trip. Spends the drive rethinking his life choices. Refuses to stop unless for gas or emergencies.

Riker: Calls shotgun immediately and obnoxiously everytime he gets back into the car, except for one time when Data, curious about his preoccupation with the front seat, called it first. The trip was definitely his idea.

Troi: Her help was instrumental in convincing the crew to go (aka she wasn't going to go on a cross country road trip with Riker by herself). Keeps coming up with cheesy driving games that drives everyone nuts.

Dr. Crusher: Packs an unfortunately healthy selection of snacks, much to Riker and Troi's dismay. Secretly gets a kick out of watching Riker annoy Picard's ear off with Deanna's cheesy games.

Worf: Fumes silently the entire trip. No one can tell if he's furious, enjoying it, or if he simply fell asleep. He does threaten to walk back more than once.

Data: Unironically enjoys Deanna's cheesy games. Wins them all. Comes up with better trivia games that bore Riker to tears but placate Picard.

Geordi: His visor, combined with the vehicle, makes him motion sick, so he takes it off and ends up napping on Data for much of the trip. Data doesn't mind, and Dr. Crusher snaps about a million pictures of them.

[velvet4510]

My mind is convinced that Apocalypse could only have happened if Charles and Erik didn’t act on their feelings for each other during First Class.

I’m sorry but there’s no way Erik could’ve fully settled down with some random woman if he’d been with Charles. Once you’ve made love with a telepath who can mind-meld with you, there’s just no going back; you’re ruined for anyone else. Nor could Charles have been so obsessed with Moira.

So there are multiple universes here; in one, they did get together on the road trip and were stuck on each other for life (and so, Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix didn’t happen); the other, they weren’t more than friends at that time, so Erik was able to fool himself into thinking he could spend the rest of his life with someone else and Charles was able to fool himself into thinking it was Moira who was his “lost love.” And I don’t mean the timelines that diverged via DOFP - this is a divergence that would’ve happened long before that, based on their choices during those first few months of knowing each other, a choice that determined whether poor Magda Gurzsky would die old in her bed or young in a forest.

(Not that it would make that much more sense, considering Erik Lehnsherr would NEVER settle down with a human after becoming Magneto and especially after finding out humans were nearly destined to wipe out mutants just as he feared. But, yeah.)

Unpopular opinion probably but I said what I said.

(Side note: this lines up perfectly with my favorite Apocalypse fix-it fic that I recently did a whole post about where it somehow isn’t until after En Sabah Nur has come and gone that they figure out how they really feel.)

[buff-electra-truther]

I think Dinah/Electra is my unship. Not a NOTP I hate, just a dynamic where it’s fascinating to explore just how they DON’T fit. They’re just kind of incompatible in canon but it goes a lot deeper when you consider irl train context. I tend to picture Dinah as an older steam-heated dining car geared towards looong multi-day cross-country luxury trains, which goes hand in hand with a 30s-50s era diesel streamliner like Greaseball…. but is basically mutually exclusive with a semi-modern (70s-80s era) electric engine who barely had any overnight routes in their territory. There’s the likes of the Night Owl and that’s about it for the electrified northeast, and those trains usually had cafe/buffet type cars. Plus Electra would almost certainly have Head-End Power and be literally unable to keep Dinah warm at night, which is how I like to spin her being so fixated on whistling lol (Greaseball is old enough to definitely have a heating boiler for that use).

Electra is more oriented towards fast intercity service vs old-school land cruises and she’d get so aggravated by them starting/stopping so frequently and rapidly, rushing her on things that take time, and not appreciating the plusher finer touches of things. Meanwhile Electra would just go “plz no more” halfway through a five course meal, get annoyed when expected to be calm and pleasant and dutiful vs quick and efficient, and go ballistic at the idea of plodding along the rails that long and fussing with a so many formalities.

I think they’d have similar incompatibilities with most sleeping cars since a lot of them are either rooted in or directly from that era and philosophy. One of the reasons night trains became rare in Europe was faster daytime intercity trains taking their place. Buffy would be a solid partner though, canonically I think they both know exactly what they’re getting into (hot and cheap and quick), and some kind of snack/cafe/buffet car is bog standard on intercity trains.