#rm: lovable dork

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콘치 콘칩으로 교환 받습니다

Taking corn chips in exchange for Goldeen*

(T/N: A play on words as the Korean name for Goldeen is '콘치/kon-chi', which sounds very similar to '콘칩/kon-chip', i.e. 'corn chip'.)

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[primogyna]

Chapters: 2/28 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin Characters: Kim Namjoon | RM, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Kim Taehyung | V, Jeon Jungkook, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Kim Seokjin | Jin's Mother, Kim Seokjin | Jin's Father, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Songfic, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Friends With Benefits, Frenemies, Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Hate to Love, Alternate Universe, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Kim Namjoon | RM Is Whipped, Kim Seokjin | Jin is So Done, Top Kim Namjoon | RM, Bottom Kim Seokjin | Jin, Bisexual Kim Namjoon | RM, Gay Kim Seokjin | Jin, Teacher Kim Namjoon | RM, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, there is quite some porn but it's not a porn story, Mutual Pining, Foot Fetish, Armpit Kink, Dom/sub Play, Dom Kim Seokjin | Jin, Spit Kink, Some kinky shit, be warned, but it's still a romance story ok, I swear, Eventual Romance, Awkward Romance, Slow Romance, this is basically a romcom in form of a fic, with some porn here and there, Forbidden Love, Polyamory Negotiations, not really cheating but like it's a shady situation, Emotional Baggage, Explicit Sexual Content, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Sexual Tension, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Original Character(s), Minor Kim Namjoon | RM/Park Jimin, Background Relationships, Minor Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Taehyung | V, Minor Jeon Jungkook/Kim Seokjin | Jin, Established Kim Namjoon | RM/Original Female Character, Spanking, Kim Namjoon | RM Is a Dork, Kim Seokjin | Jin & Min Yoongi | Suga Are Best Friends, Kim Namjoon | RM & Park Jimin Are Best Friends, Idiots in Love, Love Triangle, Making Out, Falling In Love, Drinking, nonbinary park jimin, they/them jimin, fuckbuddies minjoon Summary:

At 27, Seokjin's life isn't where he'd planned it would be - but with his cozy house in the country and a humble little farm, he likes to think that things could be worse. He doesn't mind being lonely, either; the world's an ocean and he likes to fish, but he always returns them to the water afterwards. That is, until the annoyingly perfect Kim Namjoon showed up and decided to hook his heart. Kim Namjoon; a tall, dark and handsome 25 year old literature teacher with a brain that could give Dostoevsky a run for his money, a few unfulfilled dreams and a recent marriage to a woman he doesn't love - whose brother happens to be the most beautiful, sexy, interesting, lovable, funniest man he's ever met: Kim Seokjin. Namjoon is a hopeless romantic; yet, he finds himself jumping between stranger's beds, in hopes of fulfilling the emptiness his marriage can't. Hae-won and him have an open relationship, so it's no big deal when he decides to be friends-with-benefits with a man who's caught his attention from the moment they met. But it is a big deal when said man is none other than his wife's brother, and an even bigger of a deal when Namjoon realizes there may be a few more strings attached than he'd hoped for.

[hollyhomburg]

I think you give off RM vibes. You seem knowledgeable and I really enjoy when you have long talks posted about something you love or are concerned by. You seem complicated and sensitive and like to speak your mind about things. You seem to be hard on yourself when you dont think you did something right but you still give it your all and are proud of that at least. Also you can go from being super intelegent and serious to being an absolute lovable dork

oh, I totally agree with this one! mostly because I think we’re both like- super into some of the stuff that’s happening in our heads and coincidentally act sorta like...pseudo dumb? and also get so into something that we get!!! totally baby!!! namjoonie is such a baby!!! 

and we both really like plants too! and yeah... I am super hard on myself sometimes, someone once told me “you have so much hope for the world but somehow that hope doesn't extend to yourself” and that’s kind of stuck with me. 

babyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ao3feed-sugamon]

JOON

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2U4jUdI

by Luvleelittlebird

Namjoon the cute and clumsy lovable oaf was basically a noob when it came to relationships. Usually he was committed to his books and his stories, but he was always too scared to pursue and actual homo sapiens (yeah he was a dork like that). the most physical contact (which wasn't his mom, cause she's the reason he was home schooled and awkward) he'd gotten with another human was when he stumbled on a big woman's chest when in a supermarket he was 8. He was so embarrassed... But that's a story for later.

Finally his mom has to stop homeschooling him when he gets to college. Namjoon wondered if it would be like those novels he read or the movies he watched on Netflix.

But with little to no human interaction, how was he supposed to survive in college, and he's talking about STANFORD (his 148iq really did help him, and his lovely mother).

So when he finally moves out (with many big tears and clumsy hugs) he knew he was facing a new world.

But what he didn't know (or suspected in general) was that a tiny quiet boy and him will find comfort in each other in this giant and loud ass world.

Words: 2120, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English

Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kim Namjoon | RM, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Jeon Jungkook, Kim Namjoon | RM's Parents, Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Kim Namjoon | RM/Min Yoongi | Suga, Namgi - Relationship

Additional Tags: Fluff, Namjoon is an awkward mess, Yoongi a quiet cutie, Bottom Min Yoongi | Suga, Top Kim Namjoon | RM, Slow Burn, Boys Will Be Boys, Cute Min Yoongi | Suga, Kim Namjoon | RM Is a Dork, Kim Namjoon | RM is a Sweetheart, Grumpy Min Yoongi | Suga, Cute Kim Namjoon | RM, everyone in BTS is smart, they all go to stanford, Stanford University, Namjoon is Home schooled

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2U4jUdI

[madillhethen]

"alpha hotel alpha" = "aha" Taiga is just using NATO alphabet because she's a dork. also, most likely Archer forgot Hakuno's name too.

Thank you, anon, I don't think I would've figured that out honestly. She's a lovable dork so.

You're also right that Archer probably forgot the name too. He seemed unaffected by the RM it slipped my mind that the Servant could've been slipping away just as much as the Master.

[ao3feed-namkook]

Moderation is a Fatal Thing

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2LP6YVi

by smallhands_largerips

“Do you see these marks?” She pointed to the smears of paint he’d left when he had spilt some paint and slipped in it repeatedly. “You accidentally drew a pentagram.” Namjoon tiredly rubs a hand over his face. “Of course I did,” he muttered. Hani kept going. “And when you put all these electric candles down on the floor, you kinda made an ugly circle around the pentagram.” She waves her hand vaguely around the setup. “And finally when you tried to read the name of the light, you must’ve pronounced it wrong enough to summon Jungkook.” Namjoon makes a small noise of defeated acknowledgement. - AKA Namjoon is a dork and accidentally summons demon!kook by being a dumbass. Hani is there to hold his entire life together, the rest of Bangtan are lovable idiots, and Jungkook is the sweetest hellion to ever set foot on this planet.

Words: 4125, Chapters: 1/4, Language: English

Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Ahn Heeyeon | Hani, Kim Namjoon | RM, Jeon Jungkook, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Taehyung | V

Relationships: Ahn Heeyeon | Hani/Kim Namjoon | RM, Jeon Jungkook/Kim Namjoon | RM

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Angels & Demons, no angels just demons really, Baby Boy Jeon Jungkook, Nerd Kim Namjoon | RM, lots of friendship - Freeform, Underage Drinking, for you americans, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Grinding, Intercrural Sex, Nipple Play, Minor Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga, Slow Burn, Fluff, a little sad, Top Kim Namjoon | RM, Bottom Jeon Jungkook, Asexual Character, Bisexuality, Jeon Jungkook is a Little Shit

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2LP6YVi

[jowanuhxx]

K-fan Journey

It was earlier of the first half last year, January 2017, I officially became one.

One day, I got bored. It was the day of me coming back to Philippines from Macau (to celebrate my legality, Debut).

At the time, The Legend of the Blue Sea and Goblin were hits. So I asked my friend, who is my sunbae in the field 😅, to give me links on wear to watch it and so she did. I was enjoying the fantasies and the works of korean productions to their dramas. Hands down to their great works!! I started to search more dramas... and got addicted to it.

I think the major factor that made me love k-dramas was because I had been dealing anxiety and depression that time. It helped me so much. It helped me recovered to where I left and what I felt in my past, my home and myself. I won't give so much details, it'll bore you.

Kdramas. Then, I shifted to k-variety shows. Running Man is the first variety show I binged watch. I remember the first episode I saw was the one with Taemin, when he jumped out of the stage. I think Running Man lovers know what ep was that. I binge-watch running man until ep 300's before Gary left the show I stopped watching cause it's breaking my heart. It felt like I was already part of the RM family. I'm a huge fan of Monday Couple. That's why I still can't accept JiHyo and Kookie. (I'm in the process).

Let's start my K-pop journey.

Shinee. They were the ones I loved. Waaaay back 2010. Yup, I've been a fan of this 5 lovely dorks. I was into Shinee 8 years ago. I mean who dosesn't love "Replay"? 🎶🎤 Noona, nomo yeppeoooooo. 🎶🎧 I am a Shawol for 8 years! Cheers to that!

Although, Jonghyun's passing really broke my heart. It made me cry for a week. The fact that he took his own life bc of Depression? 😐😕😥😰😩😭

Going back, Shinee became my starting point to become a multi-fandom fan. Yup, you read it right I am a Shawol and many other more. I'm maybe a multi-fandom but remember Shinee will always be my first love and forever number 1 in my heart.

Shinee, as you know, my first love. Those 5 dorks will always be five for me.

They introduce me to their Sunbae's, Super Junior. Actually, I have known SuJu way back "Sorry Sorry" era. How? My first crush/love was a fan of Super Junior. He dance to their music a lot with his friends. I actually love them. Here's a fact, I thought "Heechul Eunhyuk" was just one person because of him. (It was his Second account's name) . But knowing right now at this moment that they are both different person, it just made me laugh so hard!! HEECHUL is the greatest "crazy and psycho" in variety and Eunhyuk is our Anchovy! 😅

I was listening to "Hello" of Shinee and it reminds me of "No Other", I thought it sounded the same and it really does, well theoritically 'yes' but nah they aren't. My mind is just playin' with me.

Bigbang, was actually next to Shinee. I just picked SuJu next cause they are in the same company and I had known them since my elementary days (I'm 4th year in college). Bigbang is like my greatest love. They are my "yeobos". My personality is more of YG like. Every songs I hear from YG is a bomb dropped from the sky. I actually know Teddy, I mean if you stan YG artist you surely know who he is. I wouldn't put so much detail about my Bigbang journey, just know that I downloaded their every single songs plus their Collabs and GD's singles. Btw, I stan GD. He's all over my phone. This is my Coup d'etaaaaaaaa-at! Hands Up! And get daaaaa. 😅

Exo...Exo...XO...XO. And yes, I am also part of this fandom (who always have a dispute against Armys) AERIIIIIIIIS! Chanyeol, he is the first "crazy" dork I've met. I bet this fandom knows "Roommate", with that being said the history happened.

I fell in love in PCY's voice and his dorkness, ofcourse. They are my "namchins", my boyfriends, ne namjachinggu. He started my love with EXO, btw, I don't really like ChanBaek, nope, nah ah ah! I ship ChanSoo more.

D.O. waaaaah, this guy! (me as an declamer and orator) just broke my heart into pieces during "My Annoying Brother" as he shout "Hyung!". I love D.O. but love KyungSoo more. And I don't think he knows how talented he is. His cover of Billionaire made my heart flatter so much. I searched every single cover he made. Open Arms Cover? Jjang! I actually love every single actors in EXO. Suho is next to my fave then Kai then Xiumin. I mean all of them are great actors, except Chen who is the king of OSTs 🤣. I don't want to put them in rank. If I'll write story about each member, this post will be long.

Should I create different post for them? Let's see.

Anyway, back to the topic. I only love this one survival show, The Unit. It broke my heart that Timothy was eliminated after all his top 1 in charts. Anyways. So that happened.

WINNER, WINNER! Actually Mino first. ABUJI! Our pabo mino. New Journey to the West! Watch that and you'll understand how lovable Minho is. You should know Min Ho first to know who Mino is. Yup, they are different like how different G-Dragon and Jiyong is.

Inner Circle! Saranghae! I went back from year 2017 to year 2013 to know every single detail about Winner.

Ladies, I will use 'pity' but that doesn't mean that I really mean it. I just don't know what word to use, cause you know this is an impromptu essay.

Anyway if you watch the survival show you will understand, yeah, I did pity them cause it's obvious that YG favored team B more. Right? Right?!! And because Team B was the best. But thank God our voters saw how hard working Team A is, and they did become the WINNER they are today.

Mino, our first OG leader. Next to our Official Yoon Leader. Uri Hoony. Winner's Crown Jewel Jinu and of course our Maknae, Taehyun. Saranghae! Taehyun oppa, South Club will be successful, I know cause you are working so hard. ❤

Seungyoon makes me fell in love with his smile on Animalal Farm, a K-show about animals or pets. When Ray and Bay slept with him. His vocals that makes me sleep. Yoonie! Jjang!

Mino and Seungyoon, Thank you for making me know ZICO. I'm still in the process of fangirling him. I just knew last night that he and Seolhyun was lovers way back 2016. 😅

Now, I'm proud to say that I'm an International Fan that stans multi-fandom.

Shawol 💚

VIP 👑

Elf 💙

Exo-L ❌⭕

Inner Circle 🌐

Blackjack 🃏♠

Jebbie 🍑

Hani Unnie ❤

This is your Unnie Jaja, your multi-fandom fan and your unnie.

[primogyna]

Chapters: 1/28 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin Characters: Kim Namjoon | RM, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Kim Taehyung | V, Jeon Jungkook, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Kim Seokjin | Jin's Mother, Kim Seokjin | Jin's Father, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Songfic, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Friends With Benefits, Frenemies, Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Hate to Love, Alternate Universe, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Kim Namjoon | RM Is Whipped, Kim Seokjin | Jin is So Done, Top Kim Namjoon | RM, Bottom Kim Seokjin | Jin, Bisexual Kim Namjoon | RM, Gay Kim Seokjin | Jin, Teacher Kim Namjoon | RM, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, there is quite some porn but it's not a porn story, Mutual Pining, Foot Fetish, Armpit Kink, Dom/sub Play, Dom Kim Seokjin | Jin, Spit Kink, Some kinky shit, be warned, but it's still a romance story ok, I swear, Eventual Romance, Awkward Romance, Slow Romance, this is basically a romcom in form of a fic, with some porn here and there, Forbidden Love, Polyamory Negotiations, not really cheating but like it's a shady situation, Emotional Baggage, Explicit Sexual Content, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Sexual Tension, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Original Character(s), Minor Kim Namjoon | RM/Park Jimin, Background Relationships, Minor Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Taehyung | V, Minor Jeon Jungkook/Kim Seokjin | Jin, Established Kim Namjoon | RM/Original Female Character, Spanking, Kim Namjoon | RM Is a Dork, Kim Seokjin | Jin & Min Yoongi | Suga Are Best Friends, Kim Namjoon | RM & Park Jimin Are Best Friends, Idiots in Love, Love Triangle, Making Out, Falling In Love, Drinking Summary:

At 27, Seokjin's life isn't where he'd planned it would be - but with his cozy house in the country and a humble little farm, he likes to think that things could be worse. He doesn't mind being lonely, either; the world's an ocean and he likes to fish, but he always returns them to the water afterwards. That is, until the annoyingly perfect Kim Namjoon showed up and decided to hook his heart. Kim Namjoon; a tall, dark and handsome 25 year old literature teacher with a brain that could give Dostoevsky a run for his money, a few unfulfilled dreams and a recent marriage to a woman he doesn't love - whose brother happens to be the most beautiful, sexy, interesting, lovable, funniest man he's ever met: Kim Seokjin. Namjoon is a hopeless romantic; yet, he finds himself jumping between stranger's beds, in hopes of fulfilling the emptiness his marriage can't. Hae-won and him have an open relationship, so it's no big deal when he decides to be friends-with-benefits with a man who's caught his attention from the moment they met. But it is a big deal when said man is none other than his wife's brother, and an even bigger of a deal when Namjoon realizes there may be a few more strings attached than he'd hoped for.

[ao3feed-namkook]

Moderation is a Fatal Thing

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2AhGj2j

by smallhands_largerips

“Do you see these marks?” She pointed to the smears of paint he’d left when he had spilt some paint and slipped in it repeatedly. “You accidentally drew a pentagram.” Namjoon tiredly rubs a hand over his face. “Of course I did,” he muttered. Hani kept going. “And when you put all these electric candles down on the floor, you kinda made an ugly circle around the pentagram.” She waves her hand vaguely around the setup. “And finally when you tried to read the name of the light, you must’ve pronounced it wrong enough to summon Jungkook.” Namjoon makes a small noise of defeated acknowledgement. - AKA Namjoon is a dork and accidentally summons demon!kook by being a dumbass. Hani is there to hold his entire life together, the rest of Bangtan are lovable idiots, and Jungkook is the sweetest hellion to ever set foot on this planet.

Words: 4138, Chapters: 1/4, Language: English

Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Ahn Heeyeon | Hani, Kim Namjoon | RM, Jeon Jungkook, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Taehyung | V

Relationships: Ahn Heeyeon | Hani/Kim Namjoon | RM, Jeon Jungkook/Kim Namjoon | RM

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Angels & Demons, no angels just demons really, Baby Boy Jeon Jungkook, Nerd Kim Namjoon | RM, lots of friendship - Freeform, Underage Drinking, for you americans, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Grinding, Intercrural Sex, Nipple Play, Minor Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga, Slow Burn, Fluff, a little sad, Top Kim Namjoon | RM, Bottom Jeon Jungkook, Asexual Character, Bisexuality, Jeon Jungkook is a Little Shit

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2AhGj2j