#riverdale watch

[orrangepoem]

A STRIP TEASE TO MAD WORLD IN A BIKER BAR FULL OF ADULTS????? WITH HER MOTHER AND BOYFRIENDS DAD THERE????

[bisexualwintermoon]

cheryl girl what the fuck 😭😭😭

[dareduffie]

when will people learn that live-action remakes will never be good as their original animated counterparts because the glory of animation is the colour, movement, and fantasy that's just untranslateable to live-action

[garbagequeer]

always saying this

[melodyoffire]

“you can’t ship lucy mcclean with a homicidal ghoul” may i introduce you to a little game called fallout 4

[samthechaotic]

I leave the batfandom for A WEEK then come back and find out that not only jason todd is dead AGAIN but *checks notes* he died an EMBARRASSING death??? and *checks notes* HE'S ALIVE???

[fashion4standusers]

Anyway, if I had a nickel for every time a series had six installments that gradually escalated in ridiculousness, only for the sixth installment to end with a universe reboot and the seventh installment to pick up in a new universe where alternate versions of the original characters now exist in the distant past, I'd have two nickels.

One of those series is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The other is Riverdale

[paging-possum]

I think it would HATE riverdale and i think amena coerces it into watching all 137 episodes by telling it there’s musical episodes

[taishaunas]

RIVERDALE (2017-2023) 7.20 "Goodbye, Riverdale"

[bleachersgirl]

the absence of jarchie is merely the shadow of jarchie’s presence

[orrangepoem]

betty: "i have a darkness inside me and idk what to do about it" GIRL GO TO THERAPY!!!

[bisexualwintermoon]

riverdale is now less of a modern town and more a medieval fantasy kingdom

[strideofpride]

an incomplete list of riverdale's deconstruction of americana:

jason blossom the original perfect all american boy disappearing 4th of july weekend

archie the second perfect all american boy getting arrested at his inauguration during the national anthem

the idyllic town of riverdale being born out of a genocide

archie getting redpilled into becoming a vigilante and running his own militia

hiram literally turning a school in a low income area into a prison

the classic diner having an illegal speakeasy under it

chad michael murray in that evil knievel suit and the rocketship only to get shot unceremoniously in the head

jughead going to school with the literary brat pack and them trying to murder him in order to achieve the fame and success they crave

the clean cut fbi agent turning out to be a serial killer engaged to another serial killer

archie’s uncle becoming a mercenary for hire after the army and archie’s c.o. trying to use heroism to do a military cover up

the nearest highway is a hellish, literally named lonely road that brings pain to everyone who travels it

the local cryptid/alien abduction stories being a cover for a murderous inbred family

hiram being the personification of capitalism and destroying the town and alienating everyone from each other in order to attempt to absorb more and more resources

hiram’s dogged pursuit of the american dream leading to his downfall and destruction

the perfect all american boy isn't even american like!!!!!

[uglygirlstatus]

if Riverdale keeps up with making every single character gay then we really are gonna have to start calling him Human Kevin

[lara635kookie]

[causetheturtle]

It’s so frustrating that so many people don’t know or realise that Jughead Jones is actually weird, he is a weirdo, and it’s not just because of that stupid hat - it’s because of the way he mines the real life tragedies of his friends and loved ones for his own personal gain, the fact that he’s died at least 4 times, that there is at minimum 3 of him and you could make an argument for there being 6, that only like 4 of the people he’s ever met have liked him and those 4 people do not include his parents, that he trapped his friends in a perpetual cycle of being 17 because he can’t move on or get over anything, that he was asked to film his high school’s production of Carrie and ended up filming a true crime documentary and that isn’t even half of the weird but true facts about my friend Jughead