#or riverdale idk

[melodyoffire]

“you can’t ship lucy mcclean with a homicidal ghoul” may i introduce you to a little game called fallout 4

[fashion4standusers]

Anyway, if I had a nickel for every time a series had six installments that gradually escalated in ridiculousness, only for the sixth installment to end with a universe reboot and the seventh installment to pick up in a new universe where alternate versions of the original characters now exist in the distant past, I'd have two nickels.

One of those series is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The other is Riverdale

[curlytemple]

cus i ride for you archie

[hbogirls]

any red-haired sacrificial lamb born after either 2000 or 1938 can't cook..... all they know is pop's, fix their hot rod, twerk, learn repeatedly about being bisexual, eat milkshake, and die

[arsenicpanda]

Hell, man, we were hummin'!

[somanypetals]

I love you 'cause you're fucked, you're my bff for life your life is a mess and so is mine, yeah you're a piece of shit and so am I 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

so, I saw this tweet and it's been making me chuckle for days, so I threw together this video of the riverdale characters being deliciously twisted and sick, super squeaky clean characters

also making this made me realise there's definitely more stabbing on riverdale than yellowjackets (so far)

[chonicentral]

watch cheryl & toni's love story

For anyone that's ever wanted to watch Cheryl and Toni's love story but didn't want to watch the whole show, this post is for you. HERE'S A LINK to seasonal compilations for you to stream of Choni's entire story, from 2x06 to 7x20. There's more information in the post, but these are made with first time viewers in mind, so there are scenes involving only one or sometimes even neither of them to provide full context for their story and make it as easy to follow as possible.

[onthesubjectofanything]

julian blossom didn’t just go on a random path, he followed the road not taken by one all american archie andrews.

julian took over archie’s role in the musical—the fictionalized tale of his literal life, taking up the torch as the classic red-haired all star—and then wandered aimlessly as a “lost soul” (indecisive, unsure What His Story Is About) until eventually following the fated footsteps of Fred Andrews by enlisting and dying in the war

a life for a life. julian took on the narrative to try and set archie free.

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

really hoping riverdale does a reverse queerbait. not to be confused with a straightbait, a reverse queerbait is when they queerbait you but then you forget about it because faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994 but then in the last season after six seasons of the faux lesbians dating bois the faux lesbians become actual lesbians because it's 1955 and it's taboo again

[fadeintoyou1993]

"Hold on to sixteen as long as you can." Glee 3.08 "Hold On To Sixteen"

"We'll leave them here, I think. Where they're forever juniors. Forever seventeen." Riverdale 7.14 "Archie The Musical" (quote from 7.20 "Goodbye Riverdale")

[2010s-nostalgia]

Euphoria wishes it had the cultural impact that Riverdale had. What did Euphoria give us? A creep's disturbed, graphic fantasties of teenage girls. What did Riverdale give us? The leader of an organ-stealing-cult attempting to escape the FBI in a homemade rocket, a main character with a "dark" alter ego that involves her wearing a terrible black wig and lingerie, evil nuns that lock tripping children in a room with a gargoyle, a girl keeping her brother's corpse in a chapel and convinving her girlfriend to let her keep it by harassing her with a "possesed" doll, alternate dimensions, Cole Sprouse, the list goes on and on

[quintennyson]

CHERYL BLOSSOM x THE BOLTER Riverdale S01E13 + S06E22

[warriorprincesstramp]

[eastvillages]

the archiereggie i love you <3

[garbagequeer]

i also like that riverdale 1x04 has jughead and fred argue in a way that shows the class divide between them and their differences in interests even though the andrews family is always being framed as very working class which feels more like mythologizing than factual like sorry to fred andrews but he owns that construction company he's not the same as the guys on the job and To Me it's nice to see at least one moment of it being brought to attention. like the fact that while there can be a similarity of experiences between the owner of a small construction company and his crew his interests will more often align with the interests of other people who are in a position to own capital even when there's no resonance in character and a big difference in incomes. like it's not even about good vs evil in a person's character but good vs evil in interests which can come from people who are personally good or bad either way. it's also cool to think about how this still falls under creating a heroic myth around archie because jughead wants archie to be more of a hero also as a way to be closer to him and how sometimes reality bends around jughead's narrative so like archie is a working class hero even though his dad owns a business and hires people under him and his mom is a lawyer (and his uncle is a mercenary #uncleflop)

[mayahawkins]

i think the duffers should take a page from riverdale series finale and make stoncy endgame a la riverdale polycule