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illbeyourkeeper · 1 month ago

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Character PNGS from the official Hazbin Hotel website

#*megamind no bitches meme* no niffty?#rip valentino #hazbin hotel #official art #charlie morningstar #vox #angel dust #vaggie #velvette #lucifer morningstar #husk #alastor #📞

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charliedzilla · 9 months ago

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There is a huge hole in the market for sexy videos of nerds doing your taxes apparently.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #valentino hazbin hotel #staticmoth #voxval #vox personal assistant #reuploand cos Irendered it with reference the first time hahahaha RIP

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hazbingirliexoxo · 8 months ago

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*On the phone*

Reader: I wanna do bad things to you~😏

Valentino: Oooo yeah? Like what, amorcito?~😈

Reader: Like break your FUCKING NECK and gouge your eyes out and RIP-

Valentino: 😶 *hangs up*

Angel: *recording in the background, dying of laughter*

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tonihatessociety · 10 months ago

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Oh my god what the actual fuck has just happend?!

Alastor and Charlie having a deal

Alastor getting HURT?!

Adam is dead because Niffty fucking stabbed him and Lute stands in some sort of contact with Lilith

Sir Pentious first getting the Courage to confess his Feelings for Cherrybomb and then dying/becoming an angel

Alastors New biggest plan being to free himself and planning to take over hell

The Vees now trying to take over hell?!

Vox x Val is now Canon

Alastor lending his cane to Charlie and it later being revealed as one of his main manifestations of Power?!

Vox still just being utterly obsessed with Alastor

The Vees think Alastor is dead (I am so exited for Vox to find out that he isn't)

Lucifer pulling up Last second to save everybody

The Angel and Husk dynamic

Please tell me we won't have to wait another 4 years for more episodes! Because these last two were great!

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cruelplatonic · 5 months ago

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actually i think it's interesting that practically everyone's interpretation of valentino is that he has severe substance abuse issues & is high 50% of the time, when in the show he's shown disparagingly talking about addicts in a way that implies he doesn't see himself as one. and i'm not using "interesting" as a substitute for "oh boy do i fucking hate this" i just genuinely think it's fascinating. the juxtaposition of him looking down on addicts while refusing to acknowledge his own substance abuse problems is direly under explored and it's like, Right There. it's prime character study material

#at the bare minimum he has a nicotine addiction but i (like seemingly everyone else) walked away thinking #that he does a lot of drugs in general #valentino #though it is interesting so much of the audience read him that way despite #not canonically doing any drugs #unless i'm misremembering #or there is some offhand Q&A remark made two hours into a livestream once that is now treated like fandom gospel #but i disregard like all of that stuff loool #anyway i think this tracks bc i feel like he's the sort of person who does NOT think he's at the behest #of his impulses. he indulges in them but he sees himself as fully in control #and this doesn't just encompass drugs but things like anger issues #ofc the alternative is that he's just a chain smoker #which isn't my read but (chin propped on folded hands) i'd hear it out #i have more thoughts but i have to drive somewhere now rip

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moonshynecybin · 25 days ago

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valentino rossi who belongs in a 1952 gothic novel about power and repressed homosexual desire turned into a 1963 stage play with a limited run. marc marquez who belongs in 2010s softcore porn workout video where he earnestly tells the audience that he’s looking for love. and these two are soulmates. this is phenomenal

#valentino rossi who also belongs in a looney tunes cartoon but #motogp #callie speaks #marc marquez elizabeth taylor voice im just a CAT on a hot TIN ROOF #bulk of this post ripped from a post about those gay firefighters that i cannottttt find

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lycanr0t · 3 months ago

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he’s having a bad day 🤭

#hazbin hotel #valentino #gore #rot posts #rots art #rip to the random demon that’s getting torn apart lmao

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zh4rkbyt3 · 1 month ago

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Valentino would be an awesome mom please don’t come at me I’m just a guy 🙏🙏

I love Vax hes literally my child he needs more fanart ughhh

#don’t mind the random rip #hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #my art #vox hazbin #vox fanart #voxval #staticmoth #hazbin hotel vax #vox x valentino #valentino hazbin #hazbin valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino

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mamamangaka · 10 months ago

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Valentino: what does he have that I don’t?? *pointing accusingly at Husk*

Husk: *drinks while giving Val the finger*

Angel: literally everything

Valentino: IM FUCKING VALENTINO—

Angel: yeah no shit sherlock, that what’s I don’t like about you

Husk: *audibly purring*

#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin valentino #angel dust #husk #valentino #incorrect quotes #crackscript #fanscript #huskerdust #angelhusk #val is hot but he sucks and should be humiliated as such #sorry to all the Val lovers #I’m not one of yall #I’m sorry #RIP whatever good name I might have had if any

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ray935sworld · 5 months ago

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HELP. My criminal law professor just constructed following case:

"What if a father - let's call him Valentino (V) has shared custody with his ex-husband - yeah, let's not always be like 'ugh, bad ex-wife' and reflect the diversity in our society - So Vs ex... Mark has their son Frank from Monday to Wednesday. He -" then the case followed.

Either this man has no idea what insanity he is causing me beside wtf he is trying to teach and this is just the biggest coincidence or he is doing it on purpose.