#rip me 🤪💀

[kuiinncedes]

:c

[lowcallyfruity]

I want take Ruggie’s skin ☹️. I need his non-binary swag so bad 😭😭😭😭😭

[meowzfordayz]

when you grab their chest — akaza, douma, muzan, kyojuro, giyuu, tengen

Author’s Note: pardon the ridiculously long title. 🥴😂 “Fem!Reader” applies to Tengen only.

when you grab their chest — akaza, douma, muzan, kyojuro, giyuu, tengen

Akaza x Reader, Douma x Reader, Muzan x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader, Uzui Tengen x Reader

Word Count: ~900

CW: dark humor, Fem!Reader, mild sexual content

Suggestion Fulfilled: I have a request😤 I recently read a certain ass slapping fic which I adored could you do a similar fic with the same characters +giyu and Douma with the reader coming up from behind the and squeezing their man tiddies

~faqs~

I 100% would’ve used MAN TIDDIES in my title, but figured Tumblr would hide this post from tags if I did, so I went w/ “chest” instead 😆

Also, some of these are canon compliant — Muzan, Kyojuro, Giyuu

While others are set in modern au (alternate universe; modern setting) — Akaza, Douma, Tengen

AKAZA

Immediately tenses

#noice 😌😎 after all, the man is ripped

The more Akaza tenses, the more you wanna squish

Except, it’s kinda hard to squish pure, flexed muscle ?? 😔

“Akaza, my love, could you relax?” 🥺

He’s still confused, but my love automatically has him at your beck and call, so-

He relaxes

*gleeful squeal* 😍 *squish squish* 😍

Aaand he’s tensed again

If you actually take the time to explain yourself, then he’ll be absolutely embarrassed flattered

Lowkey decides to do an extra 100 push ups daily, just bc he’s so darn in love w/ you 😭

DOUMA

Douma’s been waiting all his life for you to grab his moobs

So like

He’s one happy camper !!!!! 😌🥳

“all his life” = since he met you

As for “moobs”? I had to, just once 😃

Slowly flexes them so he can hear your amazed gasp 😍

“Are you drooling?” he smirks

“Fuck off,” you scowl

You try to withdraw your hands to wipe away your incriminating drool 😒🤤

But he doesn’t let you 🤪

He squeezes your wrists, grinning widely to himself, “Don’t leave me.” 😇

“But I’m done,” you grumble, resting your forehead between his shoulder blades (you’ve already accepted your fate ��)

“I’m not,” he retorts, “Not even close.” 🤗

Translation? Douma wants you to massage his pectorals

#pretty pls and ty

MUZAN

Once again, I’m presuming you’re a demon, and Muzan’s immediate reaction is to slice off your hands 💀

Thank gosh for regeneration! 😮‍💨

You’ve gotta quit surprising him 🤪

I mean

Yeah

He enjoys when you touch him 😅

BUT, he has a reputation to uphold, and being startled by your random displays of physical attention doesn’t exactly help 🙃

The implication that he lets his guard down w/ you (bc how else could you ever hope to genuinely startle him?) is making me feel things 😭

“Do that again, and I won’t be so forgiving.”

The faint dip between his brows has you thinking otherwise 🤭

“What if I ask first?” 😉

You’re treading on thin ice 😬

His eyes flash, “Pardon?”

Good thing he’s close to cracking too 😌

“If I ask to touch you?”

I’ll kill you “You wouldn’t.”

WeLp

He didn’t say No 🤗

(obvi consent’s a must, but in this specific context mutual flirtation’s strongly implied and also it’s literally Muzan)

“Oh!” <— Kyojuro exclaims, cheerful as ever ☺️

“Hello there,” he chuckles, smiling at the feeling of your body pressed against his back, “Are you checking something?”

“Mhm,” you grin, “They’re still here!” 😇

“My pectorals?” his head tilts, “Of course they are?!”

He’s ~a little oblivious, okay? 😃

“How about you hug me from the front?” he suggests gently, “That way I get to hug you too!”

😭😭😭

He’s so precious

How could you refuse?????

Spoiler alert: you can’t

GIVE THE MAN HIS HUG 🥺❤️‍🔥

Spoiler alert: you give Kyojuro his hug, and it is very cozy 🥰

A tad sweaty + suffocating, but you wouldn’t trade it for the world 🥺

Shocked 😵‍💫

Giyuu’s inner monologue: ????? What? Is? This?

Giyuu’s outer dialogue: *still as stone*

“Giyuu?” you immediately remove your hands, scurrying to his front side, head tilted w/ concern, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfort-” 😕

“You didn’t,” he interrupts quietly, finally grasping his bearings, “It was…” aaand now he’s blushing, “... nice.” 🥺☺️

Your nose scrunches, relief relaxing your shoulders as you nod sheepishly, “I’m glad I didn’t freak you out too much.”

“Mhm,” he smiles reassuringly, “You freaked me out,” gently guiding your palms back to his chest, “But not too much,” winking shyly at you, “The perfect amount, in fact.”

HELP !!!!! CAN YOU JUST CAN I  FWIBEIUVLNSOUEJGBWO;GNS

Suave, sexy, knows-what-he-wants, isn’t-afraid-to-tell-you, will-even-go-after-it-himself Giyuu has entered the chat

AnD I AM HERE FOR IT 😭😭😭💘

LOUD LAUGHTER

You can feel it through his tiddies 😆

“Envious, my dear?” 😉

Okay

Presumptuous much? 😒

But alllso 🙄

“If you could share…” you pout, “Gimme just a lil?” 🤗

“You’re welcome to work out with me,” he chuckles fondly, flexing for you, “These could totally be yours!”

You sigh, “Tengen, pectorals and breasts aren’t the same thing.”

“I know that,” he shrugs, patting your knuckles reassuringly, “Your breasts are perfect, and I’m happy to coach you and your pectorals if you so desire.”

You decide to test the waters 🌊

“What if my pectorals get bigger than yours?” 😏

Tengen immediately drowns you 🌊💀

“Not a chance.” 😐

And then he tacks on, a tad nicer, “But you could certainly get very big pectorals.” ☺️

“Just not bigger than yours,” you grin 😏

He nods grimly, “My ego would pop.” 😔

“And that would be tragic.” ☹️

“Indeed,” he squeezes your hands (which remain splayed across his chest), still basking in your touch, “I appreciate your understanding.” 😖🥰

(fyi, if your pectorals did get bigger than Tengen’s, then he’d: survive, be super proud of you, and beg to know your workout regimen)

[yourlittlettoy]

FIRST “NEST” HIGHLIGHTS ✨

Just for the sake of using this blog like an actual blogging space 💁🏻‍♀️✨ let me tell you about how my first NEST went!!

For those of you that aren’t familiar, NEST is one of the biggest fetish gatherings in North America for us t-word enthusiasts! I’ve known about it since forever ago, and this may it was my first time actually attending. It was: everything I’d hoped it would be (˘▽˘ʃƪ)・ﾟ✧♡ here are some highlights!

This gathering was probably one of the biggest I’ve ever been to in terms of the amount of friends I saw alone! There were pals from our Tumblr community, friends from Japan, everyone from my gathering friend groups, and lots of friends from my local community as well. It was really heaven to just be with all of my favourite people all at once and in one place (˘▽˘ʃƪ)・ﾟ✧♡

The events were REALLY COOL! Definitely a gathering with one of the most comprehensive schedules I’ve ever experienced! I participated in as much as I could, but notably the squid games, auctions, and t-word-theatre (which is a big public t-word show where someone get’s got in front of an audience in a very theatrical way!) was super cool! Having said that…

I GOT KIDNAPPED!! Well, “napped” 😅 don’t worry, no real felonies here hahaha. When I applied to be ‘napped like back in the beginning of the year, I didn’t hear anything back at all about the process of how that was going. Knowing not every applicant ends up getting chosen, I didn’t let myself keep my hopes up. Long story short.. after I excitedly went to the t-word theatre event all pumped to watch someone get got… to my great surprise, that person was gonna be me lmao ‼️😱 I was kinda *taken* from my seat and tied to a chair in front of everyone, then a game show-dating show scenario played out with 3 bachelors behind a curtain answering questions (really funny and witty answers, might I add) that the show host threw their way 😆. Of course, then the host eventually asks the question “our bachelorette loves to laugh, how would you make her laugh?” … and basically I watched as all of them came through the curtain to come get me 😱 one by one…. And then !!! OF COURSE ALL THREE HAD TO COME AT ONCE 😱💀😵!!! And I couldn’t take it right so I was yelling “help meeee” hahaha ya know cause pooOOooOoOor meeeee 🤪😇. And the host was like… “sure I’ll help them” AND JOINED IN ON THE LERS SIDE 💀💀💀! ANYWAYYYY despite how extremely evil that was 😜🥺, it was 10/10 one of the coolest experiences of my life, I got an “I got napped” certificate AND it made me really happy when people approached me later saying they liked my scene (˘��˘ʃƪ)・ﾟ✧♡ THANK U NEST FOR CHOOSING MEEEE! 🩷

This was the first gathering I been to with a partner and he was beyond lovely and supportive and we didn’t struggle with feeling any kind of restrictions due to each other .. and this means a lot because I intend on going to gatherings for as long as I can and the fact that that won’t interfere with my love life is truly a dream come true for me :)

Oh, and I experienced getting t-worded by one of my most sadistic gal pals in a fully nylon body suit and 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 I think my soul left my body that day lmaoooo RIP ME

Those are the highlights!!! This post really is a summary but happy to share more details if there are any questions 😁 thank you for reading and for following along this lil journey with me <3 I adore and appreciate all of you here with me right now! We’ve come a long way 🥰 maybe see some of you next year!!! 👀😙 that would be amazing!

[babbymochiiii]

💋 VALENTINES WITH JAEHYUN

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ established relationship! jaehyun x reader

decided to do a little something something for jaehyun’s b-day and for valentines all at once 😚

Happy Valentine’s Day my loves and Happy Jaehyun Day!! 💖

divider credit @missroki 💌

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ JAEHYUN

this could honestly go both ways; either you celebrate both valentines and his birthday in one day or you choose to celebrate Valentine and his birthday separate depending how busy his schedule is

jaehyun always makes sure to ask you to be valentines the moment it’s Feb. 1, only once did it slip his mind…he learned his lesson there when you were about to sell him on Twitter 💀

for his birthday I feel like he would try not to make it a big deal but at the same time does just because he knows what some of the plans will be since he always ends up having last minute scheduling and wants to down his as much time as he can with you before said schedule

rarely do you guys have to reschedule things…but SM can be a pain in the ass so you guys always gotta make room for everything

honestly for moments where you do have to reschedule, he just brings you along with him. man don’t care about the public cause at this point SM is literally asking for it 💆🏻

everyday leading up to v-day he writes you hand written notes about the things he loves about you 💌

let’s be honest here…Jae is a BIG romantic fellow when he wants to be. like yeah he’s all shy and flustered about it but it’s what makes you love him and it makes you wanna squish him for how cute he’s being

i see his ears turning red the whole time just because he’s that shy about it :( such a cutie

the sex; oh my gods it’s intimate and passionate as fuck!!! literally what you both will be waiting for by the end of the day (if y’all can even make it to the end of the day)

jaehyun would seriously buy you sexy pieces of clothing just to end up ripping it off of you 🤪

“I’ll buy you new one baby don’t worry.”

literally would tell you this just so you’re not worrying about the fact that he “wasted” his money like that (man could care less because he’s pleasing both of y’all)

Okay but the after care???? honestly one of the best things he ever does for you 😩🫶🏼

Always getting you water, making sure you’re okay, giving you a well needed shower cause babes y’all were nasty nasty that night WHEW 😜

“You did so good for me baby.”

like UGHHHHHHH man makes me feral honestly

if you’re feeling up for it, he would carry you to the living room and make y’all food 🥹

you would protest that this was supposed to be his day and you would be the one doing everything for him but he would always brush you off and tell you that he loves taking care of you even if it is his day

get married at this point folks cause I would 😭💍

honestly…he would propose

and I KNOW it will be out of the blue 💀 like you’re just chilling in the living room eating ramen together, watching what’s every playing on the tv.

“we should get married.”

YOU WILL LITERALLY CHOKE ON THE NODDLE 😭😭

“W-what!?”

“I mean why not? I don’t think it’s a bad idea..do you?”

the puppy eyes he would give you

literally like this 🥺🙏🏼

how could you say no???

had to make a little post for our Valentine’s boy Jaehyun 🥰

first time I do something like this and I’m honestly thinking of doing more like this cause this was fun 🤭

Lemme know what y’all think! Should I make more posts like this 🤔???

Much love 🖤

— mochi 💌

[vendetta-if]

𝓱𝓲 💖 (sorry for this asdkjfhjijhj)

im back and i have returned (to everyone's dismay) and i come bearing gifts - i have found the pages where i had my vendetta sequel mc drawn in!! 😈

here's my first doodle of rei when i was designing him - i didnt have the proper markers to colour him in but i used what markers i could get my hands on at the time lol but i did fuck up his face :( (closeup)

now i have lots of doodles i drew alongside this fullbody design of his and without further ado >:)

here are some facts i wrote about him 😊 as well as rei decorating his helmet :D though i'll write it down here if you can't read my messy ass handwriting (sorry about that hsjdhsd) »»————- ★ ————-«« FACTS ABOUT REI 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: ➭ loves all things cutesy and colourful ➭ acts and whines like an actual toddler (because it forces his family to give him attention whenever he's being an actual pain in the ass 💞) ➭ reckless af and hates when people fret over him or protect him (that's his job. 👺) ➭ unironically thinks that blood splatters on his clothes look good on him (rei doesn't care if he's seen covered in blood in public, he can make millions of excuses why it isn't blood >:D) " NO this isn't blood this is paint 😇" " tf did you think this was?? i spilled my kool aid all over my clothes 😪" just to name a few, lol ➭ would honestly sell his soul for a lifetime supply of strawberry milkshakes (this is totally not me projecting myself onto rei when it comes to taro milk tea 💀) »»————- ★ ————-««

now here's another doodle of rei using his blood manipulation powers 😋 also ignore the pencil text below LMAO

so i did mention in my first ask about rei that he loves to explode things- yeah um idk if luka and jackal would give their menace of a son explosives or a grenade launcher if they knew that this is how he'd act with them LMFAOO

i also mentioned that rei makes the best belgian waffles! (send help hes holding me at gunpoint and forcing me to say this) here's rei offering a divine dish of waffles to my vendetta mc, remedy / remi 💕💕 and look at his face! his mouth is practically watering in anticipation to gobble up the waffles! 💗💝💘💓

okay on a side note- i made some small drawings of rei in a different outfit and was actually gonna include this in the ref but i didnt like it because it looked ugly 😭 so i made a poor life decision to cut these two abominations out and now they're on my phone 💟 (closeups)

anyways now here have a drawing of rei as demoman from the hit game tf2!!11!1!11!! 😲😳

(he really looks like a dollarstore demoman lol)

(reference used):

now if you have been on the internet during its baby phase im sure you may understand the reference i used for this doodle 🤭

yknow looking back at this downgraded rip off drawing of the original this is actually a shit drawing LMAO (how tf do you draw flames and smoke pls help 💔) now one thing i like to headcanon about rei is that whenever he starts to get frustrated or is having a hard time with carrying out an assassination he decides to do fuck all and blow everything up with literally anything flammable he could find because no target survives being blown to oblivion! (which happens more often than you think...) i like to think while this is an easy way out for rei, it is an absolute nightmare and a headache for the rest of his family 😌 (they probably would have to deal with unwanted attention because rei doesn't give a shit about keeping a low profile and people may tie him to the Morozovs 🤗 they also may struggle to come up with cover stories as these arson incidents become more frequent - because rei is the type of person who values quantity over quality, where he challenges himself to complete multiple assassinations so he can receive praise from his family 😂🤪 and it also doesn't help that he would rather cut corners and take the easy way out when it comes to his work) luka and jackal: " these fires are getting out of hand, we can't keep doing this... " fucking rei: " DAD 1 AND DAD 2!! LOOK!! THATS ME!! THAT BURNING BUILDING, I DID THAT!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD " (reference used):

now moving on to a somewhat ironic drawing, here's a doodle of rei in a raincoat vibing in the rain ✨(aside from overalls, rei loves to wear raincoats - and would rather wear them instead of wintercoats when it's cold LOL) rei is the type of person to prioritize fashion than comfort :(

now here's a crappy drawing of cousin bonding time (rei and remedy) tbh i dont really like this scribble lol - this is just filler because i hated empty patches in my paper 🤡

now, a word from our sponsor; rei himself!! he is presenting his aforementioned homemade waffles in greater detail :) and now, cue the advertisement that totally is not completely false and not just rei's delusional and stubborn ramblings on that he creates the best waffles and that waffle makers are inferior to him ☺️

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Rei's amazing homemade Belgian waffles! ♥ (𝑀𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝒻𝒻𝓁𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓇!) ♥ 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲! (𝙎𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝) ♥ ♥ 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲, 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀 (𝙏𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘, 𝙣𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙 >:( ) ♥ ♥ 𝗖𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗮𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝘆𝗿𝘂𝗽 >:) (𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡!) ♥ ♥ 𝟷𝟶/𝟷𝟶 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚞𝚛! (𝙍𝙚𝙞'𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜! :) ) ♥

i feel like im trying too hard to be funny here, lmao 🤡💀 anyways, here are the full pages of all of the drawings :D

alright so thats finally all i have - if i somehow get my motivation to draw or do literally anything productive ill start working on my vendetta mc's (remedy) ref sheet 👹 (im sorry for this cesspool of cringe again btw LMAO)

Rei sounds so chaotic and kinda sweet at the same time 😆

Also, I love the lil headcanon about the waffle. You can bet that big bro will boast about how his lil brother can make really good waffles to his friends whenever he hang out or has breakfast with them 🥺

Thank you for sharing all these lovely drawings and headcanons about your upcoming sequel MC 🥰

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

omg i'm going to pak in december (also for a wedding lmao) and i haven't been in 10 years 💀 (i barely have any pak fam who i'm close with rip). i'm so nervous about it aaaaaa

Anyways, any recommendations for fun stuff in Islamabad or Lahore? 🙏🏼

omg twins 🤪 don't be nervous !!

i can give u tips on being there as an overseas paki like food drinks clothes etc if u want ? dm me

ngl i haven't been to Lahore in like 10 years. we were supposed to go this time but bc of protests and road blockages we couldn't :(((

but in Islamabad theres a few places I've been:

centaurus mall

faisal masjid (!!)

pakistan monument (go around sunset so you can see the city view and the monument lit up)

lok virsa

shaghf cafe

margalla hills (monal got torn down :(((( otherwise id say go there)

in Lahore go to:

lahore fort (aka shahi qila)

badshahi masjid

food street (i haven't been myself for some weird reason but it's vvvv popular)

liberty market (for shopping -- again never been but also vv popular and cheap prices for good clothes and stuff)

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 7🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 7 "Stress Tested"

Timestamp: 2:16:08

Video Length: 2min. & 24sec.

Trailer for Episode 8

I'M SO HAPPY WE'RE GETTING TO SEE THE THISTLESPRING TREE AS AN ACTUAL SET!!! BUT ALSO SO SCARED!!! 😭😭✋✋

LOL AT "MY CLERICAL GNOMANCE"! 😭✋

XD Gorgug says emo music is pretty cool and Fig says he's out of the band!! Crying!! 😭💀

What in the world is that beeping sound Brennan is making?! 😭😭✋✋

XD "appreciating bodies" 😭✋

BIG RIP!!! GRIX IS HERE!!! BRUH!!! THIS ISN'T EVEN SCHOOL GROUNDS!!! WHAT'S HE DOING?! 😭✋ ALSO, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HE HOLDING?! 😭✋

EXACTLY WHAT ADAINE SAID! THEY'RE NOT AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW! 😭✋

Bruh, Grix sucks!

OMG!! GORGUG'S ADOPTED PARENTS AND BIOLOGICAL PARENTS IN ONE SPACE?! 😭✋

Literally Zac!! 4 parents on a battlefield is too many! 💀💀

There's a nudity tent???!!! 😭😭😭😭

Gorgug doesn't know which parent he should look at!!! 😭😭😭

Kristen is pretty sex-positive! 😂💀✋

WANDA AND RUBEN!!! BIG LOL!!! 😭😭✋✋

Who is Kristen calling "girlie" and why was the response said in that way?! Who is Kristen talking to?! 😭✋

Fig saying that Riz is their ONLY HOPE?! ;00

Riz: "Don't put anymore pressure on me." 🥲

No! I'm not crying! you are! 🥲🥲

Grix asks Riz what cause he has with the bad kids?! ;00 Bruh! The bad kids are his friends! 😭✋

Bro Grix, what better world are you even talking about?! 😭😭🥲🥲

What is that THING POINTED AT RIZ?! 😭😭😭😭

Riz feels his mind slinking away?! 😱😱😱

"Perfect Order. Is that really so bad?!" 😭 BRUH! YES IT IS! 😭✋ DON'T TRY TO MANIPULATE POOR RIZ!! 😭✋

Riz: "I'm in!" WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNN?!?!?! IS HE TALKING TO HIS DAD IN HEAVEN (POK) WHEN HE SAYS THAT?!?!?! 😭😭✋✋

Zac asking Brennan not to do this!! 😭😭

I'm SO SCARED!! 😭😭✋✋

Yeah! Whatever it is, Gorgug has been working so hard on it and you shouldn't ruin it Brennan!!! ;(((((((

Brennan!!! Stop laughing!!! 😭😭✋✋

OMG! THEY'RE CALLING THIS A CURSED SEASON!!! 😭😭✋✋

WE DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE EVEN FIGHTING!! WHO ARE THEY EVEN GOING UP AGAINST AND WHY?! 😭😭✋✋

(This was written before I saw episode 8 🤪✌️)

[onlyjaeyun]

Ok so initially I was ready to jump directly down Fuma’s throat but on second thought… like she told her friends she was with him? Fuma just mentioning they had something to his inner circle would be similar and maybe not innately disrespectful. The problem MIGHT be that one of Fuma’s inner circle is a raging douche nozzle…

NOT THE SUBTLE REVEAL THAT HOON UNDERSTOOD JAPANESE I AM SCREAMING WILL SHE CATCH IT I AM SHAKING OMG—

I wonder if Hoon beat any of them up 👀 or will 👀 because like 👀 it’s happened before…

(Still dying for that to come out by the way)

RIP Fuma and/or Fuma’s worthless friends 💀

Like Riki was alllllll the way out of line but…….. something tells me Hoon is on his way with some comfort distraction sex even as we speak…

I’m salty at Riki. I mean he’s only human and there has been a lot going on lately so mistakes might happen and he recognized he was wrong pretty quickly and honestly still good for him defending his sister like that. Though I am so curious about why those boys were targeting Riki? Like were they jealous? Do they have something against Snowflake?

Honestly this was a rough chapter (emotionally 💀) but it definitely advanced the HoonFlake agenda because nothing is going to soften Snowflake like someone taking care of her brother…

About the new female character. I def voted in favor of adding her 🫣 but I hope Hoon doesn’t catch feelings or sample the goods. I just think jelly Snowflake would be a fun dynamic…

HoonFlake is my OTP 4eva.

This chapter left me REELING.

THERE WE GO FINALLY SOMEONE WHO HASNT LOST HOPES IN FUMA 🤕YOURE VERY CLOSE TO THW TRITH BUT I GOTTA STFU OR IMMA SPOIL BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR BIG BRAIN MOMENT BABY ILYSM 🤭🤭🤭

let's say, hoon heard and understood a LOT more than riki thinks and he's definitely not gonna let them get away with much........🤪

he's not yet on his way but he will be, give him time bc he has yet to accept that he genuinely feels bad for her and not for riki 😭

HOONFLAKE IS SUCH A CUTE NICKNAME I LOVE IT SM FKENFOEMLF AND YES YES !!!! you guys know me, it usually gakes a LOT of pain for them to get forward in zadie smaus so fingers crossed we're one step closer 🤭🤭🤞🏼💗

thank you so much for this baby, i love and appreciate you with my whole heart 🥺🤍

[unfilteredrealities]

These days I’m riddled by:

whole body pain - fibromyalgia,

ankles and joints hurt - psoriatic arthritis

so fatigued - me/cfs

tensed up, crippled by rumination and complete doom / everything is hopeless - anxiety

I guess due to its being now autumn , it gets colder , the body is a bit like FUCK YOU mode🤪

My hip bones are hurting especially badly these days :/ and now at night I don’t even know how to lay so they don’t hurt 😭 it’s a pain ™

Oh forgot to say that of course bcs it gets colder my psoriasis is going brrr too again and the scaly skin is building up again and it is so frustrating bcs it’s so itchy and I have to restrain myself from ripping off my skin 💀

[patrik6090]

… I just lost my dawg 🐕...🎶🎵🗣🗣‼️‼️❓

Nigga, my brother taught me how to chase the bag🔛🔝🤑 💰 🤑 💸 💶

Get right in the field I had to make a bag 🎒 💸💸💸

The day he lost his soul, wish I could take it back🤧😫‼️

I just wanna go get one mo' bag wit my nigga 😜👍

Wanna be rich forever for my dawgs 🐶🥺💸💸‼️

'Posed to take you on you first trip on a private jet

I vow to always ball until I fall ✈ 🛩 🛬

… And we been on this money shit for years💸 💩

Gotta drink this mud to make the pain go away

I been dropping these codeine tears 😢💧‼️

Praying 🙏 Roddy Ricch don't go insane today 🤪

We was in the high speed like fuck the static 🤯

He wanted the Rollie, I wanted the Patek

Gotta get this safe my nigga 🥷🏾 fuck around and drag it ‼️🗣🗣

I done seen a lot of shit behind these glasses, yeah ☝🤓‼️‼️

My life goin' through many different phases 👨‍🎤👨‍🌾

Gotta keep the gun on me can't go too many places

Rented V12's just to mimic drag races 🤡🤡‼️‼️❓

Nigga 🥷🏾we was bag chasers before we had braces

… I just lost my dawg 😫😫‼️‼️‼️🎶🎵🎵🎵

Nigga, my brother taught me how to chase the bag 💸💸💸 🏃🏿‍♂️ 🏃🏿‍♂️

Get right in the field I had to make a bag 💀‼️

The day he lost his soul, wish I could take it back 💔 😔 ‼️‼️

I just wanna go get one mo' bag wit my nigga 💯 😤

Wanna be rich 💸 💰 forever for my dawgs ‼️

'Posed to take you on you first trip on a private jet

I vow to always ball until I fall 😈🎵🎶

… Got the Burberry jacket and an Ace of Spade ♠️ 👌

Get a hunnid racks, I gotta make it today 😍😫❓

Gotta get a tennis bracelet, punchin' you right in the face

My dawg 🐕 looked out for me when I ain't have nothin' 😔‼️

Pass on 30, then he put up in a Jag' or somethin'

When the opps 🥷🏾🥷🏾 seen him pull up cold, nigga, they was mad or something 😡🤬‼️❓

We was countin' them hundreds back in Steelo's crib 💰 🤑 💸 💲 🪙 💶 ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣

I wanted to drip with my brother in Valentino for real

Remember I was talking to him on the jail phone on Christmas 📞 🤥

Said when he get out we gon' add the check up like arithmetic 🥴

If you try to rob a nigga I vow to get the stick

I might slide on a nigga like a rip stick 😈 🔫

I don't know why all these legends always gotta die young, yeah 😓😢😢❓

Nigga gotta cut these snakes 🐍 🐍 up out the grass 🤓

Out of everybody I suspected you last

We supposed to take all these flights first class

… I just lost my dawg 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶

Nigga, my brother taught me how to chase the bag🎵🎵🥷🏾

Get right in the field 👨‍🌾 I had to make a bag 💸💸💸

The day he lost his soul, wish I could take it back

I just wanna go get one mo' bag wit my nigga 💔💔🎵

Wanna be rich forever for my dawgs 💰 🤑

'Posed to take you on you first trip on a private jet ✈ 🛩 ‼️‼️

I vow to always ball until I fall 👺‼️

… Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Long live my brother

....

[fatuismooches]

My thoughts on Scara's voice lines on the Harbingers

If you didn't know, Scara has voicelines on all the Harbingers!! Of course as someone desperate for crumbs I wanted to talk about them a little!! (Under the cut in case you don't want to see them)

Thank you to 🥝 anon for the summary <3 (you can also watch the voicelines on youtube if you want!)

Okay so first of all, I was kinda shook when Scara said he casually took many trips into the Abyss?? The same place that traumatized Childe??😭 I guess it was so much worse for Childe since he was just a little boy (I wanna hug him so bad)😔 I wonder what the Fatui could be doing down there though...?

My thing is, would Scara even be able to kill any of Dottore's clones? They all seemed very strong to me🤔 But wow, I'm still sad they're gone bruh,, rip Webtorre, Boattore, and Lazzotore 🙏

Anyway, Capitano on his way to be the most respected Harbinger once again🤪 I wonder why they like him so much? Maybe bc he doesn't yell at them like Signora and Scara eheh. He just seems very honorable to me!

Also not everyone being wary of Columbina?😭😭 She seems very mysterious and kinda crazy... anyway I love her. She seems to be very scary when shes mad idk

Also Arlecchino seems to be crazy as well?? Scara says most people who have seen her 'true, crazy self have gone poof' 😭 She looks so interesting! I love her eyes too, I'm real interested in how her 'true self' is

Also the voice line abt Pulcinella kinda destroyed me..😢 I'm just gonna ignore it and pretend he just actually cares about him cuz I canttt Papanella is real in my heart💔

Please he was so mean to Sandrone😭 My girl don't deserve that... she seems similar to Dottore with being only dedicated to her research and such! I think she might have a very sarcastic personality, and also kinda rude. And I also like to think she created the Katherynes' as well.. Dw Sandrone you're great to me😔

Also, Scara really said a lot about Pantalone! (Maybe because.. we'll see him next?🤔) The fact he works closely with Dottore really intrigues me, it makes sense cuz he needs those funds to research lol.. i didn't expect for that to be said in game tho. Also he really hates the Gods lol he wanna mess everything up (go king)

Well for Childe, he just straight up roasted him saying he's simple and not very strong😭😭😭 Man is always out to get him💀

For Signora, there is a quote about her! He says, "Nothing remained in her ashes. I have no interest in those who have lost their future."

... I have nothing to say to that. Signora my queen you deserve the world.

[sidprescot]

10 characters | 10 fandoms | 10 tags

pick 10 characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people! tagged by @kuwdora and @garaviel thank you both for tagging me 🥰🥰🥰

this was so hard actually omg why is it that as soon as i get asked my favorite (insert thing here) i immediately forget everything i've ever loved. blorbo? i don't know her

cornelius hickey (the terror): who could forget dear rat boy? captain crozier's specialest little princess. gay cannibal thottie with the body. five foot something and he's royalty short king mama ayyy 🎶 killed a man for a free hawaiian vacation and all he got is this lousy t-shirt (sick ass coat he stole from a dead man)

mordin solus (mass effect) - dr war crimes my beloved... he is the very model of a scientist salarian 🥺 only being able to pick one mass effect companion is actually destroying me tho. thane i'm so sorry king

rogue amendiares (cp2077) - LET ME ROMANCE THE HOT MILF CDPR I AM ON MY KNEES

yennefer of vengerberg (the witcher - any/all canon) - that is my WIFE. the love of my life. honorable mention to my side piece cahir i still love you babygirl. and my toxic ex vilgefortz

harry du bois (disco elysium) - the saddest wettest most pathetic man of all time he's just like me fr

frodo baggins (lotr) - the og babygirl ok? he is taking the ring to mordor though he does not know the way!!!!!! second place goes to gandalf and his big naturals

sidney prescott (scream) - thee final girl of all time and the reason for my url enough said

captain spaulding (rob zombie's firefly trilogy) - TUTTI FUCKIN FRUTTI!! that's my fucked up clown dad, babey!!! rip sid haig

dana scully (the x files) - woman of all time tbh. she is the BLUEPRINT. i saw her for the first time when i was like six years old and it altered my brain chemistry forever

astarion (baldur's gate 3) - LISTEN i relate to his story and really appreciate the way his trauma is handled respectfully and the themes of bodily autonomy and consent and reclaiming your power and breaking the cycle and and and- HOWEVER if we are talking thirst there is no question my fave is actually orin 🤪 because i am mentally ill goodbye 💀

tagging: @belgianfry @medalsofgold @margaritalaux-antille @faarkas @chainsawsangel @hannahmationstudios @coconutwaterbending @girlfriendtanjiro @phileilharts @ladyyennefer

absolutely no pressure tho 💕

[permanentreverie]

omg, Lindsay, where do I even begin? - okay, so, I am repeating my sophomore year of college (more or less the equivalent) and I was extremely bummed about it, but this boy in my class has been the light of my days and the bane of my existence. he is SO CUTE, with those mesmerizing hazel/brown eyes, he's like 6'2 and Ripped bc he plays rugby (!!!!!!), so sweet and nice and so talkative (like omg he's such a nerd when he starts talking about his interests no one can stop him), he's always dressed well and has a lovely singing voice, he's the eldest of four (boy girl boy girl) and a Christian (but like normal about it😭) his name is literally a variation of Peter????? when I tell you this man is Peter Pevensie incarnate. we're good friends and talk a lot every day and I loooove teasing him. he also teases me a lot but he's that way with everyone (but I won't lie, since he's almost a whole ass foot taller than me he gave me a lil humiliating pat on the head once like I was a poodle and I lowkey melted😭). the other day he got pumice in his hair (don't ask) so he ruffled his hair & it was all disheveled like a puppy and when he looked back up at me I giggled bc he looked SO CUTE and he broke into a grin asking "what?" like UGH i just wanted to eat him like a cookie!!!!!!! we have so many common interests and a good common friend of ours (who has deep convos with both of us) said we are literally the same person, like emotionally speaking, to a point that is almost frightening 💀 anyway somewhere along the line I got this huge crush on him and it ate me alive because every single time I've liked someone I've ended up being friendzoned, and I feel like he's not as playful with me as he is with his other girl friends so I was like hmmmm am I putting myself up for heartbreak? probably 😍 but you know how it is! the sign can't stop me cause I can't read, and so on Friday I went to a house party he was invited to and I was determined to shoot my shot. i had hyped myself up and put on my best dress and perfume and given myself all the pep talks and listened to my hot girl shit playlist on the way there and!!!!! he ended up not fucking showing!!!!!! so I'm like so disappointed at first and my friend (who knows about my feelings at this point) is like, he's such an idiot, omg, are you gonna be okay? and I'm laughing through the hurt like "yeah he'll never know what he missed bc I'm the baddest bitch there is🤪" but THEN the alcohol started kicking in and I texted him "well too bad for you, I wanted to tell you something tonight and I guess you'll never know what it was" which is the BIGGEST hint I could ever drop, like???? and INSTEAD OF SHOWING THE TINIEST BIT OF INTEREST, the dude straight up says "aight" LIKE ?????? SIR ??????? so I'm understandably pissed and mad and sad bc he's definitely not interested and it's soooo frustrating bc we would've been so cute together and I hate him!!!!! and I forget about him for the rest of the night..... until I drunk texted him at 1:30am that he was a bitch and that I cared about him too much for my own good 💀💀💀 tl;dr I'm an idiot for any man with a cute smile

but tell me about your boy drama now!!! and please tell me it went better than mine

girl can you move over like make room for me I need a tall brown eyed christian boy 🙈

from your description I fell a little bit in love with him ngl. the head pat!!!! Oh my word I WOULD DIE!

I really wish I had advice to give you, but honestly it's a MESSY situation girl drunk texting a confession is just. wow. I applaud you like keep me updated on every single happening omg

my boy drama is like SO not that. It's literally this customer that I've seen three (3) times. I saw him the first time, noticed he was attractive, went and told my coworker. Whole time she was ringing him in he didn't look at me once (which is. Y'know. Solid because of COURSE I like a guy who doesn't even acknowledge my presence). Then the next day I see him again but don't recognize him, turn to my other coworker and am like 'hey girl there's a cute guy here I need your opinion. He's over there in the dark teal hoodie and grey cap-' and I realize it's the same guy and start freaking out. She rings him in and she starts talking to him about our membership program, and we learn that he's from out of town and is just here working on a rig, and that he doesn't know how long they'll be stationed here. He leaves and me and her freak out and talk about how nice his voice is and she keeps telling me I should give him my number. THEN last night he comes in again, and I catch a glance at his profile and I wasn't SURE if it was him and I told my coworker so BUT IT WAS HIM and I'm ringing him in this time and I ask if he's a member, act like I just remembered that he's not and from out of town, and I ask if they're staying for Christmas. He says no, that they're going home for Christmas and taking a break, and I say that that's good, to spend time with family. He kinda laughs a little and says no, he's single so there's none of that, but he does have a sister. I smile and say that I hope he's able to see her over the holidays and he leaves. THATS IT and then my coworker is like totally telling me to shoot my shot but I'm SCARED but like why did he go out of his way to tell me he's single???? Anyways I'm going to the bar on the 23rd and I doubt he'll be there BUT IF HE IS I'll shoot my shot. If not I might see him after Christmas since he'll be coming back

[vigilante-apologist]

A couple people were bold enough to tag Team Free Will and I must salute them for being both brave and correct

Also I know WoW remains niche but I want to shout out my Poly Opinions about it while I have this brief internet attention:

Illidan, Kael’thas, and Vashj were certainly fucking- my mans had an entire section of his fortress dedicated to sex, you cannot tell me those three weren’t getting up to it

An extension to that- the Illidari as a group was and probably still is a giant polycule, those motherfuckers were a tight-knit army of extra sexy elves with demon souls giving them animalistic traits- it writes itself

Anduin has so much love to give, he has at least three boyfriends and one or two girlfriends (rip our beautiful twink 😔 may his hair grow out soon)

I love Thalyssra and Lor’themar, we love a healthy marriage, BUT- are we going to forget Valtrois?? Yes she’s in lesbians with Stellagosa and that’s beautiful but she has two hands 😤

Most of the conflict in Warcraft could’ve been avoided if Jaina considered that she could be a magical girlboss and date however many princes she wanted all at the same time

Speaking of Kael’thas again- Venthyr leadership has to be fruity as fuck (in fact we know it is because the Accuser and the Curator are painfully in love), I think Kael is a monsterfucker at heart and would go for both Renathal and Draven

Obviously: Medivh, Anduin Lothar, Llane, and Garona (obviously not in the movie verse 💀 and also pretending Garona didn’t uhhhhh you know)

The Dark Rangers- that’s it, that’s the thought

We’re at the end of post so no one’s reading this and maybe it’s safe to say Tyrande-Stormrage brother sandwich 🤪

Main character trios are meant to end up as a polycule and you can’t change my mind

[youremyheaven]

This park that we used to go to had these trees and luckily the time we used to go there just so happened to be the time the park was vacant but can you imagine the park shared a wall with a temple. It wasn't a proper session but just enough to make HIM cum. Lol he could never make me cum 😭 this one time he was oh so close to doing it but he stopped and I swear I was about to cry 😭

The autorickshaw incident? I was in my coaching and was about to enter the class when he texted me to meet him and I did. We got on the rickshaw and since I had my bag with me I used it to cover up just enough and he was so close to me (I have to say it felt so good to be so close to him, I could lay my head on his shoulder and on the way back he was even caressing my hand I loved all these small moments more than the steamy ones but he had other thoughts and that's a story for another day) and yeah I told him to tear my leggings apart do that he could access my cutie down there. He didn't but I did and I'm sure he still remembers it to this day haha.

Girl I so wish my parents could also let me go out to my friend's place. My dad didn't used to live here cause he had his job outside of india and my mom was always super strict but only with me not my sister. That sounds like it was very fun for you and I wanna do it too someday 😩

Let's just not compare arm guy to the guy I was hooking up with. Arm guy is a green flag (based on the information we had to this day) and this guy was just an asshole and a red carpet. Like the biggest asshole you could ever ask for. But anyways, idk about other Uttara phalguni guys but this guy had a huge thing for me. He loves lives loves curvy girls and my curves were the only thing he liked about me so yeah he was always horny for meme and by always I mean always. I didn't even have to do anything for him to rip my clothes off which wasn't the best thing ever sometimes.

Haha my sex life is the only adventure I ever had and currently I'm in a dire need of an eligible male appendage

UGHHHH men 😭😭😭 I hate that men can cum so easily 🤢 like WHY, they don't deserve it 🤢

Omg what did he doooo 😭😭tell me 👀

That rickshaw incident sounds 🥵and while I've made out in a rickshaw 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 now I really want to be fingered 😭😭😭 arm guy is too decent for that stuff tho but we'll see 😈

Lmaooo my parents didn't know about me going over to hers. She lived right next to our school so we walked over to her place and 🤪🤪got freaky. My parents had no idea. I remember once being in the car with my dad, an hour after throating my bf in my school uniform 💀 it was sooo weird, felt like I was living a double life 💀

I hope arm guy is just a green flag all throughout. The beginnings of relationships are always nice but you only find out more as time passes and I'm just 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨hoping it's all good

Yassss curves are 🥵🥵🥵🥵 you fine as hell princess, anybody would want to rip your clothes off 🥵🥵🥵

May u find an eligible male appendage ASAP 🪄