#rip in piss

[royalarchivist]

Phil: What I find really funny about it is that like, the QSMP logo for some reason– like, the little- this thing, this thing, they class as an Egg for some reason on the website, which- which—

Phil: Now I'm a little bit concerned about because on the server, I have one of these in the game. I have one of these in the game. So does that mean I have three Eggs now? Have I accidentally adopted another Egg?

Phil: I need help!

Phil realizes he might be a single dad of not two, but three Eggs because of a technicality on the QSMP.Shop website.

[sordidmusings]

Sending off Moon Moon

In keeping with the trend of life updates on the blog, I bring some sad sad news: my pet wolf spider Moon Moon has died 😞 she was such a pretty and active bugger and did me such a good job of carrying on!! True spiders don’t live long enough :(( I’m very happy to have spent a year and some months cooing love at her that she’d never understand 💀

My fav memories of her include her giving me a damn heart attack when she finally made a perfectly hidden and closed burrow and I thought she somehow Houdini-ed herself out of a magnetically closed enclosure, watching her preen herself to keep up her status as Beautiful Very Wonderful Proper High Class Lady, watching her get startled by prey items a third her size because she (like most of my spiders) is a damn scaredy cat, and getting to hold this fast flighty son of a bitch for a brief moment on enclosure changes. I’d like to say she was a Good Girl about it, but this little brat has a Need for Speed and always tried to yeet herself into the dangers of being free in my house 😤 she’s scared of meal worms, what did she think she was gonna do trapped in a house with giants?? If only it were possible for her to have conceptualized such things lol

Below the cut is Moon Moon content so an arachnophobia warning for y’all who ain’t about my eight legged children lol

I was surprised to see I didn’t take many photos or vids of her cuz I def stared at her a lot and def meant to 💀 I’m gonna blame being hypnotized watching so no grabbing phone 🤷🏼‍♀️ but I did have one pretty good vid of her preening so I cut that down to post. Here’s the beauty queen!!

Sorry not sorry for the stupid mumbles 🤷🏼‍♀️

Also, thanks to all the moots who let me gush about her and my other 8 legged babies 💙💙💙

[eff-plays]

Funny to me.

Mary Sue does not mean "this character is hot and attractive and confident and talented." Mary Sue means "this character is bending the rules of the world and the characterization of others around them in ways that are hard to believe and warps the narrative." We called those Anti-Sues back in my day.

So like. Making your Durge a sad smelly disgusting useless piece of shit who can't do anything and has no leadership skills means nothing if you then still have Astarion inexplicably go for them, have the other companions tolerating them or even care for them, and them still sticking around and coming out on top in every interaction. That's still a Sue, girl.

And that's like. Fine! Write Sues!! Who will stop you?? But like. Maybe don't rail against people's Tavs for being. Pretty. And likable. And knowing what soap is. Cuz in making your OC all around trying to dunk on other OCs instead of like. For the joy of creation. Will make you look like a huge and bitter dingus and not a literary genius!! Heart!!

[dangermikhael]

[voidpunkanathema]

Man it's rich that the guy that called the elderly and the disabled "useless eaters" lived to be 100, eugenics for thee but not for me I guess

[r0bita]

*Dead puffer fish noises*

I kept forgetting to post this every time I log off my desktop after browsing my images.

[sachermorte]

that one dril tweet is so real. food 200 rent 400 public transportation 35 secondhand clothes 4200 bottles of wine 13.450 little coffees at hildebrandt 210.932. help me my family is dying.

[baconcolacan]

Brothers and sisters, our cockroach anon has fallen, it's now our jobb to protec Dan the bacon

You left me outside too long

[sreegs]

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: Today is working night, today is working times, today is working hours, and I am not letting anything get in my fcking way. I have a plan, I'm going to complete this plan, and nobody, absolutely NOBODY, in the fcking planet of planets can stop the plan, and the grind that I have in my head right now. So you know what? I am absolutely ready for anything and every–

[The Purgatory random disaster roulette activates]

Quackity: Oh NOOOO– NO!!!!!!! What the fck!!!

[tainoidiot]

Rest in peace, Reginald Hargreeves. You would've loved Francesca by Hozier

[eff-plays]

My queue has dried up and I can't be bothered to venture into the tag to fill it again, and I have a lot of schoolwork and I'm also gonna try to go back to working on my original writing and query my book so it's likely content on this here blog is gonna dry up and/or return to general gaming stuff for a while. So all my BG3 followers ...

Godspeed out there o7

[got-no-skill]

Live footage of Henry Alfred Kissinger's soul:

[deathinfeathers]

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[dougielombax]

50 years ago today.

Rot in piss!

Fucker went to the goddamn moon.

See!

Like some Bugs Bunny shit.

*he deserved it!*