#rip in piss

[dougielombax]

HA!!!!

May he SHIT in HELL!!!!!! Methinks he’ll be sharing a spot with Talaat Pasha and Ian Paisley!

Ghastly auld rancid fascist bastard that he was!

AND a Holocaust denier! Because aren’t they all!

A spineless cowardly shitehearted poltroon!

I hope his funeral gets heckled!

Man doesn’t even deserve a grave!

Hopefully his BITCH of a daughter croaks it too.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: What I find really funny about it is that like, the QSMP logo for some reason– like, the little- this thing, this thing, they class as an Egg for some reason on the website, which- which—

Phil: Now I'm a little bit concerned about because on the server, I have one of these in the game. I have one of these in the game. So does that mean I have three Eggs now? Have I accidentally adopted another Egg?

Phil: I need help!

Phil realizes he might be a single dad of not two, but three Eggs because of a technicality on the QSMP.Shop website.

[sordidmusings]

Sending off Moon Moon

In keeping with the trend of life updates on the blog, I bring some sad sad news: my pet wolf spider Moon Moon has died 😞 she was such a pretty and active bugger and did me such a good job of carrying on!! True spiders don’t live long enough :(( I’m very happy to have spent a year and some months cooing love at her that she’d never understand 💀

My fav memories of her include her giving me a damn heart attack when she finally made a perfectly hidden and closed burrow and I thought she somehow Houdini-ed herself out of a magnetically closed enclosure, watching her preen herself to keep up her status as Beautiful Very Wonderful Proper High Class Lady, watching her get startled by prey items a third her size because she (like most of my spiders) is a damn scaredy cat, and getting to hold this fast flighty son of a bitch for a brief moment on enclosure changes. I’d like to say she was a Good Girl about it, but this little brat has a Need for Speed and always tried to yeet herself into the dangers of being free in my house 😤 she’s scared of meal worms, what did she think she was gonna do trapped in a house with giants?? If only it were possible for her to have conceptualized such things lol

Below the cut is Moon Moon content so an arachnophobia warning for y’all who ain’t about my eight legged children lol

I was surprised to see I didn’t take many photos or vids of her cuz I def stared at her a lot and def meant to 💀 I’m gonna blame being hypnotized watching so no grabbing phone 🤷🏼‍♀️ but I did have one pretty good vid of her preening so I cut that down to post. Here’s the beauty queen!!

Sorry not sorry for the stupid mumbles 🤷🏼‍♀️

Also, thanks to all the moots who let me gush about her and my other 8 legged babies 💙💙💙

[dangermikhael]

[cryptidanathema]

Man it's rich that the guy that called the elderly and the disabled "useless eaters" lived to be 100, eugenics for thee but not for me I guess

[r0bita]

*Dead puffer fish noises*

I kept forgetting to post this every time I log off my desktop after browsing my images.

[sachermorte]

that one dril tweet is so real. food 200 rent 400 public transportation 35 secondhand clothes 4200 bottles of wine 13.450 little coffees at hildebrandt 210.932. help me my family is dying.

[baconcolacan]

Brothers and sisters, our cockroach anon has fallen, it's now our jobb to protec Dan the bacon

You left me outside too long

[tainoidiot]

Rest in peace, Reginald Hargreeves. You would've loved Francesca by Hozier

[got-no-skill]

Live footage of Henry Alfred Kissinger's soul:

[deathinfeathers-a]

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[sreegs]

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: Today is working night, today is working times, today is working hours, and I am not letting anything get in my fcking way. I have a plan, I'm going to complete this plan, and nobody, absolutely NOBODY, in the fcking planet of planets can stop the plan, and the grind that I have in my head right now. So you know what? I am absolutely ready for anything and every–

[The Purgatory random disaster roulette activates]

Quackity: Oh NOOOO– NO!!!!!!! What the fck!!!

[superiorthaumaturge]

it's over

[hwoaarang]

desperately want to gif again but I have an M1 macbook which makes p/rating adobe's products literally impossible..................