#rip fred

[azzy-the-christian-furry]

Our victory- your victory- was so close, I wish you could’ve lived to see it.

[maiya-was-here]

yall istg if i see one more person saying

what if percy only talked to rachel to save annabeth from beyonce

or

what if james dashner killed newt to protect him from beyonce and kanye west put him in the maze??

or

maybe jason grace died bc he forgot to thank beyonce when they beat gaia

or

i think fred weasley died bc george forgot to remind him to thank beyonce for his joke shop

im going to OFF myself ☺️

also thank you to beyonce for letting me post this i love you beyonce ok bye

[the-thing-in-the-dark]

happy bday weasley twins

everyone's obsessed with booping the shit out of each other and we forgot fred and george's bday???

[themauraudersera]

Molly HC

When Molly says the iconic line to Bellatrix after she almost kills Ginny, it wasn't directed just to Bellatrix, it was directed to all the death eaters, considering the death eaters are responsible for the death of Fred, her family (The Prewetts), almost killing Arthur, severing George's ear (though Snape did that accidentally), possessing Ginny, almost killing Ron multiple times and Harry (who is like a son to her).

[unseamed-egg]

If Dana Terrace pulls a JK Rowling and kills either Edric or Emira after kill flapjack(the beloved pet) I’m gonna die

[classico-fazbear]

The bear suddenly pops into robot purgatory.

"Well shit."

[zombiesama]

I'm playing Rimworld and up until now it's been pretty chill but you see. A boomrat joined the colony (his name was Fred) and he got attacked by manhunter raccoons and ended up exploding from his injuries in his sleep RIGHT NEXT TO 2 OF MY COLONISTS

McClure and Dayla, a married couple, were in the same room as Fred when he exploded and so, while worrying about manhunter raccoons wandering around my colony, I had to extinguish the Fred Explosion Fire, leading to all 3 of my colonists getting severe burns. Even my yorkshire terrier, Cole, got hurt attacking raccoons so literally everyone in my colony excluding the farm animals is currently injured smh

Coriveau, my other colonist, just had to amputate McClure's leg bc he got an infection ksadufhdkj everything that can go wrong is currently going wrong it's so funny

[plasticheadband]

i looked up an article on groundhog day today because i wanted to see what punxsutawney phil had predicted and, halfway down the article, was greeted with the subheading: "quebec replaces groundhog... with a child" and something abt the whole situation has me on the verge of tears. i don't know whether it's that they found fred la marmotte dead when they went to wake him up this morning (which means that they must usually leave fred all winter and only bother him right before it's time for his big day), or that they took a child in a groundhog hat from the crowd and gave them a stuffie groundhog and let the kid make the weather prediction, but it's so bittersweet ? and altogether too much emotion for groundhog day

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

By: Michael Hill

Published: Nov 13, 2024

Peanut, the social media star squirrel at the center of a national furor after it was seized from its owner in upstate New York and euthanized, has tested negative for rabies, a county official said Tuesday.

The state Department of Environmental Conservation took the squirrel and a raccoon named Fred on Oct. 30 from Mark Longo’s home and animal sanctuary in rural Pine City, near the Pennsylvania border. The agency said it had received complaints that wildlife was being kept illegally and potentially unsafely, but officials have faced a barrage of criticism for the seizure. Government workers said they have since faced violent threats.

The DEC and the Chemung County officials have said the squirrel and raccoon were euthanized so they could be tested for rabies after Peanut bit a DEC worker involved in the investigation.

Chemung County Executive Chris Moss said tests on the two animals came back negative during a news conference detailing the county’s role in the incident. He said the county worked with the state and followed protocols.

Peanut gained tens of thousands of followers on Instagram, TikTok and other platforms in the more than seven years since Longo took him in after seeing his mother get hit by a car in New York City. Longo has said he was in the process of filing paperwork to get Peanut certified as an educational animal when he was seized.

Longo on Tuesday said the negative test results were no surprise and criticized the government’s actions.

“It’s no real big shocker to me, considering I lived with Peanut for seven-and-a-half years and Fred for five months. I’m not foaming at the mouth,” he said. “I knew the test results were going to be negative.”

The DEC said in a prepared statement there was an internal investigation and that they were reviewing internal policies and procedures.

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😡

TL;DR They executed a beloved pet and social media star for literally no reason.

[theiz365]

Do you name your stuffed animals? -🧽

YEAH FID YOU KNOW MY FIRST STUFFED ANIMAL WAS KIDNAPPED HIS NAME WAS FREDRICK

[byssa6]

The tragedy of Fred the Magic Rat 

Me and my family were playing LMoP recently when our cleric tried to make a pet. It did not go well. 

Let’s introduce the cast first… (yes these are the preset characters we were using)

Wizard: Me 

Cleric: My sister, and the focus of our story 

Fighter: My brother. He rarely talks.

Rogue: My mom, whose character is nicknamed “The Unlucky Halfling” due to her poor rolls.

DM: My dad. 

Our session had two beginnings. The chronological beginning, which the DM decided was a dream sequence due to Cleric downing 3 bottles of poison and dying in the Wizard Workshop, and the actual beginning, where she survived. Both times, Cleric used animal handling to befriend the rat that was in the room (she even got a nat 20 on her second attempt) and named it “Fred”. After the rat was befriended, I noticed the DM constantly rolling dice for some reason. Rogue suspected Fred might be Glass Staff in disguise, but since none of us had Detect Magic we couldn’t check. 

Fred started being really suspicious during our fight with the Nothic. It bit Cleric on the shoulder early on in the fight which made her take 1 damage, but I suspected he might have been scared by my presdigitation. When Cleric fainted during the fight, she was more worried about Fred being okay than herself, even after I gave her a healing potion that restored her HP to 5. After the fight, we waited for Cleric to wake up. We then tried to decide whether to fight the nearby Red Brands or get the prisoners we rescued to safety. Cleric tried to ask Fred to go beneath the door the Red Brands were behind, only for Fred to bite her in the face, reducing her to 1 HP. We ultimately decided to go back to town. 

When we left the dungeon, we saw a letter from Glass Staff asking if we liked his “pet” and for a moment I thought he was talking about Fred. Rogue thought he was talking about the Nothic. The DM let me use Detect Magic even if it wasn’t in my spell slots, and I used it on Fred to see if he was magical. He was, though I couldn’t tell what magic. We started calling him “Fred the Magic Rat” after that. We decided not to kill him immediately because he could maybe be the Druid we were looking for. Our DM suggested we visit Tymora’s temple on our way to the inn to ask if Garale knew anything about what magic Fred could have. 

When we entered the temple, the DM described how Fred, being held in Cleric’s hands, was struck by a bolt of magic, evaporating him instantly. Since he was in Cleric’s hands, she took damage and fainted. Garale asked why we would bring a “familiar of evil” into Tymora’s temple. The DM then read the rat’s stats. The rat was a familiar of Iarno, and was a spy for him. Those rolls I saw the DM doing? Those were to decide if the rat would bite Cleric or not. The rat was a trap placed in the module itself specifically for people like Cleric. Needless to say she was shocked.

TLDR: My sister falls for an in-game trap because she loves animals.

[maybeasunflower]

Or a white hole.

Dear tumblrverse: if I am going to haunt these halls again I need the Youths to stop clogging the “young wizards” tag with fanfic about That TERF’s characters and return it to its rightful owners (neurodivergent adults who have cried over a spaceship at least once)

[r-aindr0p]

✨The shroud brothers (and yuu) wish you a happy pride month ✨

[qoslaw]

Twitter is wild, I made a tribute post to Fred the Quebec groundhog who died right before his groundhog day moment and somehow antivax people found it and are convinced he died of a vaccine overdose 🥲 WHERE ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS CRAP KGNAVAV

[unseamed-egg]

Can you imagine lily meeting Fred Weasley?

"You kidnapped my son from my sister's house?"

"Yes."

"Took him out the window in a stolen flying car?"

"Yes."

"I love you. If you need a mom until Molly gets here, I'd like to volunteer."

[killerwizrd555]

rip fred