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Why am I just imagining Frisk waking Toriel up in the middle of the night all like “mommy I frew up” and they dragged Kris with them…?
It would probably go something like this, actually
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Check out this robotic hand which can touch and feel, improving perception and reflexes for its user. [ Δ ]
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I wish bears were friends. They’re too friend shaped to not be friends. Let me pet the bears, dang it
I wish "adult movies" meant movies with themes that are too hard for kids to understand, not pornography.
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When you flush the toilet and the water splashes you.
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Unfortunately, many such cases.
Excuse me, what the actual fuck? She’s Mary Kay Letourneau 2.0.
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Alternate ending to the siege of the North Pole
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