Christ is King. Occasional politics. SFW. Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”- Jesus, John 14:6. Famous Tumblr cryptid. Aka “that Asriel fundie blog” aka “that Christian Asriel blog” aka “that fundamentalist Christian Asriel blog” etc. PFP: SavannahsDrabbles
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Happy 6th anniversary
to Spy x Family!! 🎉🎉🎉❤️
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Often forgotten fact- the US is not in fact one country, it’s 50 countries in a trench coat.
One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.
For context here is a picture

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Prev tag: “Why is he dressed like he’s trying to be the next Sith Lord?”
Because he is. He is trying to be the next Sith.
It wouldn’t be a surprise if he started shooting lightning from his fingers while shouting “unLIMITED POWERRRRR!!!”

Nice threads. Who's your tailor?
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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.
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Don’t remember ever hearing that.
Good update to have. “In Trump We Trust” remains cringe tho.

Big day for deranged evangelical freaks
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This is a super old story. Still as cringe now as it was then.

Big day for deranged evangelical freaks
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I will never tire of the kidding season. Nothing beats these little hellions carrying on, we seem to have a twin prone mother with boy and girl pairs.
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owl house was right.planet earth turns slowly and i do feel like an insomniac
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