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non-plutonian-druid · 5 months ago

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[ID: Two drawings of Five in the centaur au. He is actually thirteen years old and living in the apocalypse, In the first drawing, he is contorted into an uncomfortable looking position in order to pick his back hoof. In the other, he is soaking his two front hooves in some suspicious water that is leaking out a pipe, while he is tying makeshift shoes to his back feet. End ID.]

its time for the tiniest saddest horse in the whole wide world 😔

today's theme is "hoof angst"

#tua #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #centaur au #i think often about horse hooves vs the apocalypse #he would have to do so much walking #and hurt his feet so badly if he doesnt have any shoes!!#but how is he supposed to get shoes? put them on himself?#sounds dangerous!#he has to improvise but its just not as good as just Actually Having Shoes #so his feet just hurt All The Time and are also probably Not In Great Shape #poor guy #also picking ur hooves when you are attached to the top/front of you #that is Gymnastics. and becomes even more Gymnastics once youre actually an adult #rip five #probably i should have put all of that in the actual post since it pertains to the au. oh well whatever #my art

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the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager · 6 months ago

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It's such a shame the umbrella academy got cancelled after just 2 seasons, the show really did have great potential. It's not like they were planning on ruining every single character to the point beyond repair till they become the shell of the person they used to be . It's not like they were gonna do that ??

#the umbrella academy #can you tell how pissed i am by this season?#umbrella academy #tua s4 #spoilers #RIP FIVE #RIP LILA #RIP ALLISON #RIP KLAUS

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n3raida · 5 months ago

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Waiting for Steve Blackman to go live and declare s4 was a prank and just a demo of what they would definitely NOT do.

#the umbrella academy #season 4 of umbrella academy is shit #what they should have done #istg im gonna scream #rip five

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korrolrezni · 6 months ago

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"You’re mine now, Runner Five."

If I had a pound for each time someone said that, I'd have four pounds. It's not a lot, but it's still weird that it has happened four times.

#zombies run #zombies run spoilers #zombies run s6 #zombies run s6 spoilers #zrs6 spoilers #zrs6 #RIP Five #trauma awaits #and she has the cure too

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abeltownshipslittlebitch · 2 years ago

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Five: peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something I’m calling battery acid spaghetti will update once I’ve finished it

Five, later, looking like she was hit by a truck: Don’t do this.

#rip five #zombies run #zr #incorrect zr quotes #runner five #runners five #incorrect zombies run quotes

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chujius · 6 months ago

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Very happy that the umbrella academy ended on a shit note. I hope every fan is upset you are all very annoying and deserve the worst

#Rip five

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 days ago

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