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non-plutonian-druid · 2 months ago

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[ID: Two drawings of Five in the centaur au. He is actually thirteen years old and living in the apocalypse, In the first drawing, he is contorted into an uncomfortable looking position in order to pick his back hoof. In the other, he is soaking his two front hooves in some suspicious water that is leaking out a pipe, while he is tying makeshift shoes to his back feet. End ID.]

its time for the tiniest saddest horse in the whole wide world 😔

today's theme is "hoof angst"

#tua #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #centaur au #i think often about horse hooves vs the apocalypse #he would have to do so much walking #and hurt his feet so badly if he doesnt have any shoes!!#but how is he supposed to get shoes? put them on himself?#sounds dangerous!#he has to improvise but its just not as good as just Actually Having Shoes #so his feet just hurt All The Time and are also probably Not In Great Shape #poor guy #also picking ur hooves when you are attached to the top/front of you #that is Gymnastics. and becomes even more Gymnastics once youre actually an adult #rip five #probably i should have put all of that in the actual post since it pertains to the au. oh well whatever #my art

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