#rip eiden...........

[mwahcho]

Rex grimaces as the snowball makes direct impact with the stranger--on his face, of all places!--and hurries to his side, jogging through the snow as best as he could. with brows drawn together in worry, he gives the man a once over, looking to see if he was really hurt or if it was mostly just shock from the impact. he worries one of his ears between his fingers, a nervous habit, and shuffles awkwardly in place.

he never was a shy person, but he could admit when he'd done wrong.

"My bad, man. Y'alright? Didn't see ya before I let it fly! This snow's really no joke... Wanna hit me with one in return? I dunno if that'd actually make you feel better, but fair's fair."

Eiden's minding his own business really, earphones on his ears humming along a recently popularly grown christmas remix of a song he liked a bunch. The singer's got a low husky voice Eiden could get lost in and he kind of is - enough to miss a loud warning. He hears something but it's just an unclear mesh mixing into the notes now fading notes.

" Huh? Sorry I didn't catch--- "

SPLAT!!!

Congratulations - it's A bullseye! Right into the kisser!

Goddamn that HURT!! The snow falls off his cheek, in a slow sliding motion, leaving some residue of course. Eiden turns to the thrower threateningly slow.

" OI---- "

[fisheito]

Psssssssssst....

We all remember the legendary Soup-Powered Fuck Machine shirt.....

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN:

( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )♡

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[kazunarei]

I'm fucking crying

Shitty meme that came to me at work

It's a Fire Emblem Fates reference

[not-a-seagull]

holding the sunburst fever transcript hostage until someone rips the scene items

[pwurrz]

LMAO?????

[iidgm]

*hands you silly autism creature* Her nam3 is Bebe,take care of her

Oh and have this to :)

The silly

bye :P

*explodes*

I WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF BEBE I PROMISE !!

also THE SILLIES ¡! bubba is an intellectual fr fr

[kleinstar]

hahahaha what do you mean they'd just get him a new one without all that...?

[hollowfaith]

that's why you bait them with their weaknesses

[autism-corner]

alr

[datotherd00d]

Topper's face at the insulting squeaking

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOU FUCOYU FKUOYR

[halfetirosie]

✧˖°. This Event was Secretly a High-Level Comedy the Whole Time! ✧˖°.

(Prison Cell 11-13 React-os!)

So, this little flashback Quincy has while he's getting pissed at the Warden is actually hella sweet to me...

Like, here our boi Quincy is ready to rip this bitch a new one, when suddenly, ༺Edmond the Voice of Reason༻ speaks out through the noise....

It's giving me Professor Oak vibes...

Quincy contemplating violence = Trainer attempting to ride bike indoors....

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I'M RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

2. PFFFFFFFT! (≧∇≦)

Quincy continues to play the "straight man" in the Comedy that IS this event......

HEY, I KNOW THOSE HEADS!!!

Dude, of course it's these two! XD Seems only fitting! They've got the worst separation-anxiety out of the whole gang; this is like when someone serving in the army comes back home and reunites with their dog(s)!!! ♡♡♡

I CAN'TTTTT!!!! (≧∇≦)

3. Um, Topper, Sweetie.....

Of course, I'm sad that our boi didn't get to snack.....BUT......

Topper just.....tried to eat the seed of an ENDANGERED TREE. YA KNOW, THE TREE THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE PRISON-MISSION, THAT THEY'RE NOW TRYING TO INCREASE THE POPULATION OF?!?!?!?!

*heavy sigh* Babes....You can't do that..... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

4. Quincyyyy!!! You sweet lil' softie, you!

Quincy fuckin LOVES people and he KNOWS it!!!♡♡♡

I feel like not enough people talk about how goddamn cute Quincy is---just because he's a Top and a big buff dude. But he's such an absolute teddy bear!!!!

*aggressive* I WANT TO HUG HIM.

5. Ah, yes, just like with the Earthworm Monster incident; Aster has been utilized for his storytelling XD

And this time it didn't even require mind-magic! :D

(Dude, the [majority of] nobles in Klein are such cringy idiots, I swear...)

6. 🚨🚨🚨 IMPORTANT NEWS!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

IT'S ★ SMUGMOND ★ !!!!!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Look at this absolute DORK, making his DUMBASS jokes!!!!

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!?#$@&!!!!♡♡♡

AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER

PFFFFFT!!! Eiden fucking KNOWS Edmond was being a little fucker, making up those charges for the sake of his own joke's punchline!!!

I BET EDMOND WAS WAITING TO SAY THAT LITTLE LINE OF HIS FOR SO DAMN LONG, TOO!!!!!

This man is so cute, I can't handle it.... ♡♡♡

YES!!!! FUCK YES!!!! EVEN QUINCY IS IN ON THE JOKE NOW!!!!!!!

*Maniacal laughter*

Get absolutely DUNKED on, Eiden!!!! ♡♡♡♡

What did I say, dude? This event was secretly one giant comedy sketch this entire time....

♡ End of report ♡

[ask-the-monster-nest]

Eiden was extremely confused. Who the hell was this kid??? Why was he so angry??? What did he do to offend him??? "Hey what the heck is your problem!!"

@ask-the-monster-nest

There are no words. There is no movement. It appears that Pride's son does not like you one single bit.

"...." he wonders how you'd look as a worm.

[pwurrz]

quincy’s canonically aware of what kind of effect eiden has on yakumo. at least, to some extent.

during the first kleinmas they spent together as a clan, quincy was helping to repair the roof of the orphanage, but his pants had a rip in them. yakumo offered to fix them for him like the helpful boy he is, while eiden smirks and pulls yakumo off to the side to whisper something in his ear.

and quincy’s first thought is immediately ‘what are those two planning now?’, not ‘what is the little devil planning now?’ because he knows damn well that whatever cheeky thing eiden asks of yakumo, he’ll do it. he might fluster and look super embarrassed the whole time, but he’ll ultimately do it to make eiden happy.

it’s.. definitely troublesome, to say the least, that yakumo is so easily pulled into eiden’s mischievous acts, because it means quincy has two little troublemakers to worry about, even if one of them looks far more reluctant than the other.

[fisheito]

here i am again

[nobully]

At one point Wang Yi does hear Nicolette's voice from the other side, but the words are too soft to make out. It convinces him that this trip wasn't wasted though, and he pounds against the door even harder until his hands hurt and he has to take a break.

"Hahh..." C'mon, think. He's always been more brains than muscle, after all. I don't want to actually call the cops...

Could he lockpick his way in? Wang Yi carefully inspects the door, but this doesn't seem like the right kind of door handle. Or maybe he could give Sun a call to ferry him up to the window? Yeah, that seems doable. It also beats the alternative, which is accepting that maybe Nicolette's given him up for good after his last stunt. Again, she can do whatever she wants but he has to confirm she's okay first. Did anyone tend to her bandages? Was she eating properly while he was gone? What about the day he left her, what did she do then?

Turning to the side, Wang Yi digs out a phone and starts furiously texting Sun the address and request. Before he can press Send, the door suddenly opens up and makes him freeze like a deer in headlights. A waft of alcohol fills the air and then he sees her: barefoot and disheveled, a blanket wrapped around her shoulders and her messy, tangled hair, face so pale and body faintly trembling.

She's the teenager in her memories all over again, alone and lost without a single person to love her in the world.

His relief at seeing her alive turns to panic at what she looks like and Wang Yi can't help blurting out her name as soon as she speaks.

"Nico—"

❝ — AH!! ❞

Her face flushes—still pretty even when the rest of her looks so wrecked—and then she's stuttering and skittering away like a startled deer. Luckily, his body reacts before his brain can catch up by sticking his foot in her door before she can slam it shut in his face. The pain doesn't even register as he braces himself against the doorframe to pry out a space for himself.

"N-Nicolette," he tries again, too afraid to charge in in case it startles her, too terrified to back out in case she never sees him again.

"I'm—i-it's me." Don't go, she had said. "I'm back."

"I remember it. I remember us—everything."

His hands almost grabs for her before he checks himself, uncertain. He wants to touch her so bad but he doesn't know if she'll let him and—wait, is she bleeding again? He reaches out once more, timidly touching the tiniest corner of her bloodstained blanket between two of his fingers.

"Can you...let me in again? I'm," he swallows, feeling a pressure build in his chest. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, p-please... ..."

Please don't hate me.

@nicawlette

There's pounding on the door and in her head when Nicolette's eyes finally open. It's hardly peaceful— her return to the waking world. She's lying in a heap on the floor and the back of her ankles ache from where they'd collided with some random junk during a drunken haze. Nicolette vaguely remembers falling and then promptly passing it. Whether it was the booze or the collision that caused it, she can't be sure, but her fucking back hurts, too. Pieces of broken glass are scattered beside her.

The pounding continues. Screwing both eyes closed once again, Nicolette attempts to block it out, praying that sleep claims her, but then a familiar voice shouts her name and she suddenly feels a lot more sober than before. A sharp hiss through grit teeth as Nicolette moves to sit up too quickly, exacerbating the throbbing headache and slicing her palm on some shards. It's followed by a pathetic moan, heart aching with renewed longing.

Ignore him— it's for the best. She can't take any more of this. Please, she wants to beg, just give me a break. Ignore him. It's a solid plan, but her mouth opens before she can stop it. He's always been good at getting under her skin, making her feel and do things she knows she shouldn't. ❝ Go aw̷a̷y̸! ❞ Her voice cracks, throat dry and emotions high, ❝ I don't— I don't want to see you! Go ahead and call the cops! ❞ She really hopes he doesn't do that, actually.

The knocking continues as Nicolette pushes herself up and stumbles towards the couch where a bloody hand retrieves the blanket thrown over the back cushions. She wraps it around her shoulders and tries to breathe deeply. In and out. In and out. A minute or two slips by and then, blessedly, the banging stops. All is quiet. He's gone.

And Nicolette feels her heart still as the thought repeats itself, more desperate this time. He's gone. Wang Yi is gone. She doesn't realize she's started to shake until reaching up to touch her temple, taking rapid gasps of air. No... no— this isn't what she wants. Not really, not again. It's like watching him walk away in the coffee shop all over, unable to call out until it was already too late. What if this is really it? She thought it already was, but this feels more final, somehow.

Against all reason, Nicolette turns and runs towards the door, eyes already burning with unshed tears as her hands grasp the handle and throw it open. When she steps past the threshold and peers down the hall... there's nothing. Not a single sign of life. Her expression crumbles as she stands there, shoulders slumping in defeat. It hurts— oh, it hurts. ❝ Don't go... ❞ She whispers to the empty space, ❝ Wang Y— AH!! ❞ A voice speaks up behind her and Nicolette shrieks in surprise, whirling around in time to see see pink hair and green eyes. Her heart jumps, yearning, as she gapes, pale features burning red in seconds. Uncharacteristically, she's rendered speechless. His reason for coming here after everything... it makes her afraid.

❝ I-I... you — ! ❞ Nicolette tries to speak, to breathe, but settles for attempting to hide her flushed features behind a corner of the blanket and run back into the apartment, pulling the door closed behind her.

[halfetirosie]

ੈ✩˚༺ I WILL PROTEC AND I WILL ATTAC!!! ༻ੈ✩˚

(Star Message 08 - 10 React-os!)

1) Yeah, I knew that this Brahe fellow wouldn't have been popular in the academic community... 😅

But it is pretty funny that the first person to recognize the name is Morvay, of all people! 😂

No shade to Morvay---I don't even fully agree with the notion that Morv ain't a smart guy. It's just, given his usual activities, it's funny to think that Morv has a lot of info that he obtained through sucking a LOT of dick! 😂😂😂

2) To quote Shakespeare, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

This guy is FOR SURE lying.

And I don't say that just because he's acting SUS AF; nobility always has thorough records of their family tree. (Hell, in a lot of fantasy stories, one can only have a family name if they're a part of nobility.) There is NO WAY this noble doesn't know of the scholar Brahe.

3) I'm sorry, but WHAT??? (⊙ᗣ⊙)

Ew ew ew ew ew!!!! I'm sorry, but I am just SO NOT into tentacles, just imagining that is unpleasant...

Also, HOW would he attach tentacles to his back??? I know Blade is a robot man, but it's not like he has openings in his back meant to attach tentacles to.

Unless the openings are under his skin, in his robot skeleton??? So he would have to rip his skin off to get to the openings???? 🤢🤢🤢

Confused on the logistics on this...

4) Well, this was unexpected!

At first I thought this was an actual alien abduction, but then I thought about it, and I figured out this was just a dream sequence.

Can you imagine if this really was a sudden abduction??? That would've been pretty funny!

Have we ever seen another character's dream sequence in an event story??? I think this is the first time---the times we've seen the illusions they experience don't count to me.

5) Is Blade just going to be fully upside-down this whole time? 😂

6) I FUCKIN CALLED IT!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This bitch had the AUDACITY to lie to the Vice Captain's face, and now he's cowardly sneaking into the woods to try and burn the cabin down?!?!?!

That is 1) SHITTY, and 2) SO DAMN STUPID!!!

(Even if he did succeed, he would obviously be suspect #1!!! Dumbass!!!)

7) Oh GOD, it's worse than I thought!!!!

This bitch-ass nobleman was Brahe's SON!

And he has the gall to speak so horribly about his father?!

Even disrespecting him when Brahe has already died?!?!?!

Listen. I can understand holding resentment for bad parents. But from my perspective, Brahe was not irresponsible or crazy. He was just a man ahead of his time.

Being happy about his death---the death of a perfectly-fine family member---is FUCKED UP.

Fuck this nobleman! All my homies hate this nobleman!!!

8) 🔥🔥🔥 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT TO COMMIT A MURDER WITH ME!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

ME AND EIDEN ARE ABOUT TO GO BEAT HIS ASS!!!!

This dumbass lies to law enforcement, gets caught trying to commit arson, disrespect his deceased father, and NOW insults Blade & Co. to their face?!?!?!

I WILL FIND YOU, BITCH!!!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

9) I WILL PROTECT YOU, BLADE!!!! (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ㅁ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝)

Damn, that bitch-ass nobleman really got under his skin. Poor Blade!!! 😭😭😭

I wonder how often Blade feels like an outsider/"strange." I hope that it isn't a regular thing, since the mansion is full of people who support him; and this was just because he encountered an ignorant asshole in the wild.

10) NO, BABY!!!! DON'T EVER LISTEN TO A WORD THAT THAT BITCH-ASS NOBLEMAN SAYS!!!

This is so heartbreaking, man.... I thought that after the end of the Detectives Event, Blade would value his curiosity and intellect more...

But I guess, as is true in life, he needs more time to feel secure about that. Change is never immediate. Just like any other person, he needs to work on it---

---and he will need plenty reminders of how special he is in the meantime. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

☆ End of report! ☆