#rip eiden....

[kleinstar]

hahahaha what do you mean they'd just get him a new one without all that...?

[fisheito]

Psssssssssst....

We all remember the legendary Soup-Powered Fuck Machine shirt.....

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN:

( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )♡

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[kazunarei]

I'm fucking crying

Shitty meme that came to me at work

It's a Fire Emblem Fates reference

[not-a-seagull]

holding the sunburst fever transcript hostage until someone rips the scene items

[pwurrz]

LMAO?????

[iidgm]

*hands you silly autism creature* Her nam3 is Bebe,take care of her

Oh and have this to :)

The silly

bye :P

*explodes*

I WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF BEBE I PROMISE !!

also THE SILLIES ¡! bubba is an intellectual fr fr

[hollowfaith]

that's why you bait them with their weaknesses

[autism-corner]

alr

[datotherd00d]

Topper's face at the insulting squeaking

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOU FUCOYU FKUOYR

[halfetirosie]

✧˖°. This Event was Secretly a High-Level Comedy the Whole Time! ✧˖°.

(Prison Cell 11-13 React-os!)

So, this little flashback Quincy has while he's getting pissed at the Warden is actually hella sweet to me...

Like, here our boi Quincy is ready to rip this bitch a new one, when suddenly, ༺Edmond the Voice of Reason༻ speaks out through the noise....

It's giving me Professor Oak vibes...

Quincy contemplating violence = Trainer attempting to ride bike indoors....

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I'M RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

2. PFFFFFFFT! (≧∇≦)

Quincy continues to play the "straight man" in the Comedy that IS this event......

HEY, I KNOW THOSE HEADS!!!

Dude, of course it's these two! XD Seems only fitting! They've got the worst separation-anxiety out of the whole gang; this is like when someone serving in the army comes back home and reunites with their dog(s)!!! ♡♡♡

I CAN'TTTTT!!!! (≧∇≦)

3. Um, Topper, Sweetie.....

Of course, I'm sad that our boi didn't get to snack.....BUT......

Topper just.....tried to eat the seed of an ENDANGERED TREE. YA KNOW, THE TREE THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE PRISON-MISSION, THAT THEY'RE NOW TRYING TO INCREASE THE POPULATION OF?!?!?!?!

*heavy sigh* Babes....You can't do that..... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

4. Quincyyyy!!! You sweet lil' softie, you!

Quincy fuckin LOVES people and he KNOWS it!!!♡♡♡

I feel like not enough people talk about how goddamn cute Quincy is---just because he's a Top and a big buff dude. But he's such an absolute teddy bear!!!!

*aggressive* I WANT TO HUG HIM.

5. Ah, yes, just like with the Earthworm Monster incident; Aster has been utilized for his storytelling XD

And this time it didn't even require mind-magic! :D

(Dude, the [majority of] nobles in Klein are such cringy idiots, I swear...)

6. 🚨🚨🚨 IMPORTANT NEWS!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

IT'S ★ SMUGMOND ★ !!!!!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Look at this absolute DORK, making his DUMBASS jokes!!!!

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!?#$@&!!!!♡♡♡

AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER

PFFFFFT!!! Eiden fucking KNOWS Edmond was being a little fucker, making up those charges for the sake of his own joke's punchline!!!

I BET EDMOND WAS WAITING TO SAY THAT LITTLE LINE OF HIS FOR SO DAMN LONG, TOO!!!!!

This man is so cute, I can't handle it.... ♡♡♡

YES!!!! FUCK YES!!!! EVEN QUINCY IS IN ON THE JOKE NOW!!!!!!!

*Maniacal laughter*

Get absolutely DUNKED on, Eiden!!!! ♡♡♡♡

What did I say, dude? This event was secretly one giant comedy sketch this entire time....

♡ End of report ♡

[pwurrz]

quincy’s canonically aware of what kind of effect eiden has on yakumo. at least, to some extent.

during the first kleinmas they spent together as a clan, quincy was helping to repair the roof of the orphanage, but his pants had a rip in them. yakumo offered to fix them for him like the helpful boy he is, while eiden smirks and pulls yakumo off to the side to whisper something in his ear.

and quincy’s first thought is immediately ‘what are those two planning now?’, not ‘what is the little devil planning now?’ because he knows damn well that whatever cheeky thing eiden asks of yakumo, he’ll do it. he might fluster and look super embarrassed the whole time, but he’ll ultimately do it to make eiden happy.

it’s.. definitely troublesome, to say the least, that yakumo is so easily pulled into eiden’s mischievous acts, because it means quincy has two little troublemakers to worry about, even if one of them looks far more reluctant than the other.

[mwahcho]

Rex grimaces as the snowball makes direct impact with the stranger--on his face, of all places!--and hurries to his side, jogging through the snow as best as he could. with brows drawn together in worry, he gives the man a once over, looking to see if he was really hurt or if it was mostly just shock from the impact. he worries one of his ears between his fingers, a nervous habit, and shuffles awkwardly in place.

he never was a shy person, but he could admit when he'd done wrong.

"My bad, man. Y'alright? Didn't see ya before I let it fly! This snow's really no joke... Wanna hit me with one in return? I dunno if that'd actually make you feel better, but fair's fair."

Eiden's minding his own business really, earphones on his ears humming along a recently popularly grown christmas remix of a song he liked a bunch. The singer's got a low husky voice Eiden could get lost in and he kind of is - enough to miss a loud warning. He hears something but it's just an unclear mesh mixing into the notes now fading notes.

" Huh? Sorry I didn't catch--- "

SPLAT!!!

Congratulations - it's A bullseye! Right into the kisser!

Goddamn that HURT!! The snow falls off his cheek, in a slow sliding motion, leaving some residue of course. Eiden turns to the thrower threateningly slow.

" OI---- "

[fisheito]

here i am again

[anghexescu]

The Seraphim clears his throat and rubs the back of his neck. Okay, try to focus on something else. He thinks to himself and nods. If he can just fiiiiind Aurelius...

"I think it's wise to stay clear of him." he says agreeingly. So, he supposed he didn't really need to find Aurelius mind. At least NOT yet.

"How do you know?" He asks, voice a whisper. "How do you know if you're attracted to someone? Are there any signs or is there a feeling?"

" Well, duh.... It's better that way anyway, not that you always think about it. "

Like that one guy in the alleyway, a time that felt like eternity ago. Eiden remembers he was pretty drunk himself. Barely any words exchanged, the whole thing was over almost as quickly as it started, leaving him pretty unsatisfied.

" Mm. Nah. I don't feel like putting in the effort right now. There are better dude's out there anyway. "

Including people that he already knows. Less effort.

[halfetirosie]

ੈ✩˚༺ I WILL PROTEC AND I WILL ATTAC!!! ༻ੈ✩˚

(Star Message 08 - 10 React-os!)

1) Yeah, I knew that this Brahe fellow wouldn't have been popular in the academic community... 😅

But it is pretty funny that the first person to recognize the name is Morvay, of all people! 😂

No shade to Morvay---I don't even fully agree with the notion that Morv ain't a smart guy. It's just, given his usual activities, it's funny to think that Morv has a lot of info that he obtained through sucking a LOT of dick! 😂😂😂

2) To quote Shakespeare, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

This guy is FOR SURE lying.

And I don't say that just because he's acting SUS AF; nobility always has thorough records of their family tree. (Hell, in a lot of fantasy stories, one can only have a family name if they're a part of nobility.) There is NO WAY this noble doesn't know of the scholar Brahe.

3) I'm sorry, but WHAT??? (⊙ᗣ⊙)

Ew ew ew ew ew!!!! I'm sorry, but I am just SO NOT into tentacles, just imagining that is unpleasant...

Also, HOW would he attach tentacles to his back??? I know Blade is a robot man, but it's not like he has openings in his back meant to attach tentacles to.

Unless the openings are under his skin, in his robot skeleton??? So he would have to rip his skin off to get to the openings???? 🤢🤢🤢

Confused on the logistics on this...

4) Well, this was unexpected!

At first I thought this was an actual alien abduction, but then I thought about it, and I figured out this was just a dream sequence.

Can you imagine if this really was a sudden abduction??? That would've been pretty funny!

Have we ever seen another character's dream sequence in an event story??? I think this is the first time---the times we've seen the illusions they experience don't count to me.

5) Is Blade just going to be fully upside-down this whole time? 😂

6) I FUCKIN CALLED IT!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This bitch had the AUDACITY to lie to the Vice Captain's face, and now he's cowardly sneaking into the woods to try and burn the cabin down?!?!?!

That is 1) SHITTY, and 2) SO DAMN STUPID!!!

(Even if he did succeed, he would obviously be suspect #1!!! Dumbass!!!)

7) Oh GOD, it's worse than I thought!!!!

This bitch-ass nobleman was Brahe's SON!

And he has the gall to speak so horribly about his father?!

Even disrespecting him when Brahe has already died?!?!?!

Listen. I can understand holding resentment for bad parents. But from my perspective, Brahe was not irresponsible or crazy. He was just a man ahead of his time.

Being happy about his death---the death of a perfectly-fine family member---is FUCKED UP.

Fuck this nobleman! All my homies hate this nobleman!!!

8) 🔥🔥🔥 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT TO COMMIT A MURDER WITH ME!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

ME AND EIDEN ARE ABOUT TO GO BEAT HIS ASS!!!!

This dumbass lies to law enforcement, gets caught trying to commit arson, disrespect his deceased father, and NOW insults Blade & Co. to their face?!?!?!

I WILL FIND YOU, BITCH!!!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

9) I WILL PROTECT YOU, BLADE!!!! (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ㅁ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝)

Damn, that bitch-ass nobleman really got under his skin. Poor Blade!!! 😭😭😭

I wonder how often Blade feels like an outsider/"strange." I hope that it isn't a regular thing, since the mansion is full of people who support him; and this was just because he encountered an ignorant asshole in the wild.

10) NO, BABY!!!! DON'T EVER LISTEN TO A WORD THAT THAT BITCH-ASS NOBLEMAN SAYS!!!

This is so heartbreaking, man.... I thought that after the end of the Detectives Event, Blade would value his curiosity and intellect more...

But I guess, as is true in life, he needs more time to feel secure about that. Change is never immediate. Just like any other person, he needs to work on it---

---and he will need plenty reminders of how special he is in the meantime. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

☆ End of report! ☆

[pwurrz]

wait actually i do know how quincy interacts with yakumo because we’ve had at least 5 examples of them interacting. in the least delusional way i could possibly describe their interactions:

- quincy is protective of yakumo. either that or he takes eiden’s request to protect yakumo very seriously.

- he compliments yakumo on his singing voice and falls asleep near yakumo to keep watch over him while he practices.

- it’s basically canon that yakumo stayed with quincy when he trained in the woods during idol fest.

- he came to see yakumo perform live because ‘topper wanted to go’ (he uses topper as a scapegoat a lot lmao)

- he complimented yakumo on his cooking (or at least agreed with eiden’s opinion that yakumo’s cooking is ‘the best’)

- he let yakumo repair the rip in his pants during kleinmas even though he really didn’t see a need for them to be fixed. verbally thanks yakumo afterwards and then immediately leaves to continue fixing the roof (mans did not want to talk to people lmao)

- he lifts both yakumo and edmond out of the chocolate.. mud?? they were trapped in during white day and sticks around to help them figure out the antidote to eiden’s condition. they most likely would’ve figured it out eventually but he helped out anyways.

- he notes that topper goes to see yakumo often to talk about food, and i’m assuming that topper brings some of that food back home.

that’s. about every meaningful thing i can remember. which means that’s probably everything outside of an interaction during eiden’s birthday when yakumo was worried about kuya’s gift but quincy explained it was a harmless prank. he would’ve offered that explanation regardless of who asked so it doesn’t really count, at least not to me.