#ridiculously so is your answer

[grey-viridian]

I've got your back!

Always.

(Rottmnt Possessed AU)

[aardvaark]

i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

[fisheito]

hello... please consider... yakumo in:

the classic traditional style qipaos

the modernised and modified ones

bonus: modified hanfu

he would look wonderful wouldn't he? all the more delectable and sashimiable?

ahaha...ahah...AHAHHAH.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[existingingrey]

아니 잠깐만, 니들이 왜 갑자기 이렇게 옷을.....잠깐만

Ep 12 snippet.

[cementcornfield]

OK SO. i did kind of a silly little thing lmao. this is gonna be long so read more below if you want to see me be ridiculous again.

so like, one of my key things when i am Compelled by a narrative is that i am only an Observer of the narrative. i do not interact with the components of it or pretend i have any control over it. (think star trek prime directive) i don't try to interact with players ever, i don't want their attention on any social media, not interested in any of that! but! i kind of broke my own rule here by reaching out NOT TO ANY PLAYERS but indirectly kind of, by reaching out to a podcast by a beat writer who DOES regularly interact with the players lmao. i just really need answers on the Clothes Saga and i needed to at least TRY to get the beat writers aware of it. introduce this narrative to their zeitgeist you know?

i wrote my email using my goddamn government name but thankfully they were respectful of my choice to not have it revealed lol. i presented the facts, did not include any of the Implications (because i only wanted to come off as 80% crazy, not 100%) and asked them to please please ask joe or ja'marr about this.

but unfortunately lmao, despite how clearly and carefully i presented my information!! they messed a lot of it up hahahah. i included the video clips that they clearly did not watch, i said the Us Weekly article was from that day, NOT two years ago. but hey, whatever, at least they read it which was way more than i expected.

and of course they didn't Get It, not that i expected two 40-something cis straight sports guys to, but they did confirm that it was likely that both joe and ja'marr had lied at some point. they somehow deducted that ja'marr must be jealous of joe's clothes and therefore won't buy him clothes now, but that he probably did in the past. they also emphasized that ja'marr makes less than joe, so why would he buy him things (YOU DON'T GET IT!!! THE MONEY ISN'T WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE!!) but hey. i still give them credit for trying. and frankly, i wasn't asking their opinion, even though they gave it. i just want them to be Aware, maybe share this weird set of facts with other beat writers, and maybe, just maybe, some day one of them will ask about it!

(this video is very long and very low quality, but give it a watch if you wanna see two Sports Dudes laughing incredulously at my Investigative Prowess)

[sciderman]

Demanding more lisp

posts in which it is imperative that wade be read with a fruity obnoxious little gay lisp:

[marietheran]

reading AITAs to do with abortion is so painful because the question will be "Am I in the wrong for pressuring my 16yo daughter to get an abortion?" and the answers will all be "No, of course no one can expect you not to burden the girl with this for the rest of her life because you feel her child will be a burden on you" and "Tell her horror stories about pregnancy and being a single mother; that'll frighten her into compliance 😊💖😚"

[storfulsten]

Do you think BF would ever be able to convince Whitty to wear one of those cat-ears headband things?

mm well don't see why not lol

have a vaguely related-but-not-really doodle I guess bc why not ha

[four-pointed-leaf]

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING COMICS THIS QUICK

unemployment

[darkwood-sleddog]

lmao. i had emailed the CDC with some very nuanced questions last night about importation from Canada and the potential future of containment agreements and they are obviously getting a barrage of emails bc they sent me the most formulaic response i've gotten in a hot second with the only humanity in it being the "apologies for your frustration", and i emailed back and asked for actual answers to my questions.

i'm going to be contacting me congressional rep about this for SURE.

[artinandwritin]

Just a few little doodles of gussiri and their cat(s) (i think it's funny af LMAO)

[zhongrin]

I assume you got hate for that L&D ask? I'm sorry that was done. Feel better soon. Maybe say less next time.

i appreciate your kind words, thank you. however, while i'm sure you had the best intention with this, i don't think i will 'say less'. this is my blog, my space, and as long as i'm not actually causing harm to anyone or anything along that line, i think i'm allowed to have some degree of freedom regarding saying what i like/dislike and setting my boundaries. i'm sorry, but i'm not an influencer, nor a public figure who has the responsibility to spread positivity and be a role model to you all. i try as much as i can, of course, but that's not the purpose of this blog. i'm just a human being who needed an outlet for writing and wanted to connect with like-minded people.

what part was not 'right'? that i expressed, in my own blog, how i didn't want to try out a game because one of the reasons is i find the graphics of the fictional characters off-putting, when asked? that i likened a fictional game art style to a different franchise and objects you see all the time in adult site ads? that i never said anything about the people who do like the game and told them "i'm happy you found a game you like"? that i never, not even once, went to other people's posts or blog who posted that game's content to ruin their fun like a bastard? that i actively chose to use tumblr's filter instead? that even if the filter didn't work, i chose to scroll and ignore instead of bitching about it?

pray tell, what did i do wrong? why should i say less? since when am i not allowed to dislike things?

and a public psa ー i'm sorry, but bluntly speaking, if you take an affront when I expressed MY own opinion, WHEN PROMPTED, WITHIN MY OWN SPACE (and god forbid you retaliate like that anon(s?) by spamming me to shut the fuck up and kill myself), then that's really not my problem. it's an art direction, for god's sake. i adore zhongli, who gets memed and made fun of as a cockroach all the time; you don't see me screaming at people to stop.

learn that people may not like the things you like. learn to agree to disagree. learn to treat others as fellow human beings with likes and dislikes. learn to separate fiction from reality.

and seriously, if you're annoyed with my rambles or 'babblings' or the interactions with my friends, tumblr has a filter and block function. it's just a simple google away. give some peace to your own mind.

[sonnenreich]

⸻ @dryadologist [ . . . ] manifesting spell with intention *.; “now that's a ridiculous thing to say. ”

“Exactly my words” the blonde agreed, gesturing in understanding. He leaned back on the chair, creaking impudently underneath his weight. The English pub wasn’t exactly his taste nor first choice — too private, too dark and way too far away from his hometown. The absence of guests made him question the quality, too. It was disappointing to say the least. Going above his way of leaving his home and then not feeling the joy of attention. The only other guest besides Wendell was an old lad, staring mindlessly at his emptied ale. He surely wasn’t the type of guy who’d waste another glance at Zeev, not that he necessarily wanted him too. 

“It’s like that famous saying absence of evidence does not mean evidence of absence. Anyone claiming the contrary is a fool in my books. People are only willing to believe if it serves their cause.” A charming smile returned despite the negative nature of the subject. He wasn’t really feeling like digging up yet again the topic of witch trials and what it had meant for Sundawn. Instead he eyed the other once more while fishing for something in his pockets.

Zeev experienced first hand the attraction that he always used to his advantage. Wendell was surrounded by a beauty so mesmerizing it felt unsettling when thought about for too long. Like a perfect picture with a hidden message, a unique and antique box with a double bottom, lined with silk. It was hard for Zeev not to be distracted by his mere presence. But above all it made him careful.

The piece of paper rustled in his hands — one edge ripped, a page of a book. The beige sheet showed the drawing of what seemed like a delicate flask, adorned with swirls and patterns one only could assume to be floral. Zeev pressed the tip of his lean finger down, pushing the curling paper over the table made of pale beech wood till it reached the other. “The container is less interesting than the content,” he explained. “supposedly filled with tears of the great Baobhan-sìth. Of course most rumours are about granting youth, wealth, beauty and whatnot.” He gestured disinterested. Within a swift motion he turned the page over, pointing at a passage written in the tiniest font no book should ever be written in. “It is believed to inherit curing prosperities beyond human medical possibilities.”

Anticipation shone in his eyes and something that resembled hope.

“I thought someone of your expertise might have heard of it? Perhaps even got any idea of its current location, if it still exists?”

[clownboybebop]

hi sorry I’m sorry I followed you for a bit and i genuinely don’t mean this as an insult but sometimes you post or tag shit and at this point I’m just gonna come out and ask: honestly, sincerely, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING DEAL???? Like it’s fine obviously but why do you say the things you do??? Is that how it sounds in your brain all the time? Isn’t that exausting? You say shit that is not even offensive or sexual or controversial in any way and like the specific deranged way you say it, and the details you decide to include, makes me read it and go “that’s so fucked up” I can’t think of a post someone could make that would cause me to think “you know what I should add in the tags? a sociological analysis of the weird hall and oates themed street festival I made up where I refer to it as “philidelphian marti gras.”” bro huh??? There is no scenario in which I or most people I know would ever think that. don’t get me wrong I think you’re so fucking funny and I don’t want you to stop but I can’t imagine what a person with such unfathomable posting energy would be like irl. I hope they make a Planet Earth style documentary about just like What Is Up With All That

this is the single hottest thing anyone has ever said to me

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: PALAVEN

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, Dr. Liara T'Soni, Garrus Vakarian, and EDI With: Flight Lt. Jeff "Joker" Moreau, General Corinthus, Primarch Adrien Victus, and Councilor Tevos War is your resume- and at a time like this we need leaders who have been through that hell. And honestly? Uniting these races may take as much strength as facing the Reapers. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

+BONUS:

[willowfey]

starting to think maybe waking up with an anxiety stomachache every single morning and then needing to spend the entire day trying to get rid of said anxiety just to maybe have a few minutes in the evening of feeling relaxed before going to bed is perhaps not normal