#ride the inferno

[elisaenglish]

Bless It All to Hell

We are here when we crash past denial. Back against a wall aflame, I’m fire in your eyes, the dauntless angle of my head inclined, the dream inside the arc. You have me falling, calling yes to God (he’s strictly in the know)—a lick of karma in those kisses slow, the devil in the dance. Oh darling, capture that compulsion baked into bone, even as we burn by way of choosing.

[malaesthetics]

[vargdottern]

this guy from my sister's magazine had major crowley vibes so i had to draw sunglasses on him

[pancake-munchkin]

Noel's Inferno (Parody of Charlie's Inferno By That Handsome Devil)

[Mischa]

Here lies Noel

You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone

He kept his showers ice-cold, used eco-friendly lightbulbs

Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose

[Ocean]

He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends

Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegiance

Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks

Bi-monthly get his man a rose with a card attached

Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask

Rode the cyclone, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack

[Mischa]

Golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors

Huddled there in prayer around the respirator

[Noel]

"Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs!

They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers!"

[Mischa]

There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list

Noel wasn't on it, and was ushered to the exit

His heart sank

He was breathless

(Chorus)

[Noel]

"Excuse me, sir!

There must be someone you've confused me for

If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

I go to church on Sunday

Truly, usually more!"

[Mischa]

Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door

[Noel]

"Excuse me, sir!

There must be someone you've confused me for

If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

I go to church on Sunday

Truly, usually more!"

[Mischa]

Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door

[Karnak (deep voice)]

"Abandon all hope, all ye who enter"

[Mischa]

It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure

Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds

Fatsos squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths

Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords

Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs

[Karnak]

Here, we buy and sell a million kinds of Hell

Imagination is the limit to the devil's clientele

[Mischa]

Up a dingy elevator, no televised debate

Will save you from the Hell you paid for, sorry buddy, smell you later

Side-stepped fate, went right for the gate

But you know the devil, he loves a good chase

There was a demon at the entrance, making X's on a checklist

Who would kick you in the ass when you begged him for repentance

Those tempted by the senses with the cruelest of intentions

Noel's heart sank, he was breathless

(Chorus)

[Noel]

"Excuse me, sir!

There must be someone you've confused me for

If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

I really don't belong here

I know you've heard the tune before!"

[Mischa]

Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door

[Noel]

"Excuse me, sir!

There must be someone you've confused me for

If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

I really don't belong here

I know you've heard the tune before!"

[Mischa]

Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door

(Bridge)

[Mischa]

You can run from your demons until you are exhausted

One day, you will have to stop and find out what they wanted

Keep on running from those demons 'til you are exhausted

You can run to those angels until you are exhausted

One day, you will have to stop and question what they wanted

Keep on running to those angels 'til you are exhausted

(Chorus)

[Noel]

"Excuse me, sir! (I don't)

There must be someone you've confused me for (want to)

If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform (die)

I really don't belong here (please don't)

I know you've heard the tune before! (Let me die)"

"Excuse me, sir! (I don't)

There must be someone you've confused me for (want to)

If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform (die)

I really don't belong here (please don't)

I know you've heard the tune before! (Let me die)"

Thanks to @noah-the-rat-enthusiast12 for helping out with this project and utmost credit to That Handsome Devil for making this song! Feel free to use the lyrics in stuff, just @ me!

[venalos]

@thestupidmeanone

"Easy, boy, easy."

"I am at ease. Stop it."

This was starting to become a pattern.

After the events involving a certain blue-haired, plucky Rider and her legendary (albeit juvenile) Rathalos, Rubina had not anticipated for more troubles to arise in the Verdant Hills. Fate would have other plans for her, however, as reports came in that a Zinogre of all things had somehow found its way to this locale.

Rubina gently patted Rex's back as she soothed him, the duo wandering through lush forests and over rolling hills. The moon, gorgeous and full and luminescent, bathed the scene in a pale light. Thunderbugs, far more than would be seen usually, buzzed and danced through the cool night air. Despite his earlier claims to the contrary, she could tell that Rex was highly on edge.

Zinogre should not be here. Zinogre could not be here. In the Venalos region's Old World, at least, they live almost exclusively in mountainous areas. Far, far away from the western side of the continent. Though these climates would be ideal for the thunder wolf wyverns, this was too large a trek to be worth the effort. Not to mention all the perils they would encounter on the way.

No, after earlier events Rubina was convinced that the Zinogre was brought here by an external influence.

Rex growled as they both heard something crashing through the brush. Her hand immediately found itself wrapped around the hilt of her Great Sword, then released it just as fast upon realising that this could not be their quarry. Whatever was running towards them sounded frantic and small, first off, unlike the great mass that would give away a rapidly-approaching Pokémon. Secondly, though there were countless Thunderbugs hovering all around them, the miniature Neopterons were not gathering towards the source of the sound. Finally, it did not take long for them to detect the hastened breathing of an out-of-breath person.

Rubina hopped off of Rex's back, whispering to him, "A person? Here?"

"I also smell desert raptor," Rex hissed in reply.

The pair had eased somewhat, but the knowledge that a wild Zinogre was still out there kept them on high alert. Nonetheless Rubina and Rex approached the sound of the presumably two figures running through the forest, perhaps in hopes of intercepting them.

[nemyzilla]

least demonic italian:

[askthethorpeparkrides]

My friend has a question for saw. Do they have romantic feelings for nemesis?

(My friend has weird questions I'm sorry)

Saw: "Inferno's so confident. She always seems to know what to say, a-and exactly what to do. I...I can't even get a word in edgeways most days.

Though I don't.....I don't feel romantically towards her.... I do admire her a lot."

(admin: Woo! Life has been CRAZY but I finally managed to knock a comic out! Let me know if you like these more abstract answers. Another ask is in the works too!)

Reblogs appreciated! 💚

[avoyagetoarcturus]

Emily/Sue for Yeehawgust , based on Farewell, Emily Dickinson's most wild western poem. 🏜️🐴🌅Intended for day 2 "We Ride at Dawn" but could be week 4 😊

[wrinklybabies2005]

25 / 05 / 24 - thorpe park visit

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[chaosducks]

Going to Thorpe park tomorrow!

[venalos]

@thenten

The footprints they followed were deep and spaced far apart. Three sharp, clawed toes were pointed forwards, with nothing to the side nor the back. Across the middle of the tracks were little holes dotted here and there, so small as to be barely noticeable, dug deep into the ground with fumes rising forth as if eaten away by acid. There were trees lying scattered along the tracks, snapped in half as if they had been mere toothpicks. It all culminated in a single spot, tooth scrapes carved into solid stone with railspike-like fangs either stuck inside the scrapes themselves or scattered everywhere across the dirt and rock.

Rubina had seen such tracks before. A Deviljho was here. Not exactly common to the Verdant Hills, yet not necessarily unheard of...

Rex held his head low, sniffing the spot where the brute wyvern had dug its teeth into the ground. He pulled away and snarled, despising the pungency. Huge and powerful he may be, yet a Deviljho was his physical equal and then some. Embers and flickering flames rose from his jaws, and he raked his venomous talons across the ground.

Rubina rubbed his nose to ease his nerves, and she tightened her grip around her Great Sword's hilt to ease her own. Deviljho are no major issue when tamed, aside from their massive appetites, yet wild individuals are bad news no matter how one sliced it. A single one of these brute wyverns was capable of causing immense ecological upheaval, devouring every living creature around and chasing away the rest. 'Localised extinction' was the term, Rubina thought. She knew the Deviljho they were tracking had to be taken down one way or another, at least before the Verdant Hills become utterly devoid of faunal life.

And definitely before anyone was hurt, or worse...

She stopped right as Rex did, his growls intensifying. Then Rubina heard it as well; the distant thundering foot falls and the brute wyvern's deafening bellow in the distance. The hunt was on.

"Let's go, Rex."

The Dreadking snarled in agreement as Rubina hopped onto his saddle, and the two took to the skies.

[abduinnovations]

Ride the Waves with Inferno Rides T-Shirt 🌊🔥

Get ready to embrace the thrill of the ocean with our "Inferno Rides" t-shirt! Featuring an epic shark design that channels the untamed power of the sea, this shirt is perfect for surf lovers and adrenaline seekers alike. Whether you're catching waves or just soaking up the sun, let this bold, fiery style make a statement on and off the beach. Dive into adventure, and let the inferno ride with you wherever you go!

[ozymandiasdaioh]

"Taxi Ride (Rome)"

Keith Emerson, soundtrack to Inferno (1980)

[sandythereadingcafe]

BREAK'S INTENT / SPEED'S RIDE (Inferno's Clutch MC) by EC Land at The Reading Cafe:

'The fast paced premise is intriguing, heart breaking and emotional'

[surfs-up-brian]

From yesterday, I got to ride it while it was lit up in the dark :)