#ride his face all day FOR REAL 😳

[soaked4mk]

face sitting raiden? he would definitely love ts and wanna suffocate under your thicc thighs prove me wrong.

Can I Taste You? // Raiden x Reader smut shot

👽:Oooh, how bout I prove you right, anon. Because I TOTALLY AGREE SKSKSKSK. I kept this one short and sweet. (Not proof read)

⚠️: Low key exhibitionism?, Face sitting/Cunnilingus

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★ You and raiden were training in the fields, practicing your moves with each other, enjoying the shared moment as you admired each others skill set.

★ The weather was perfect for your favorite tank top and spandex shorts. You finish kicking one of the dummy’s before turning to Raiden, asking for a friendly sparring match, hoping it would invigorate your skills a bit more.

★ “Of course, Y/N…” he responded with a friendly demeanor. “Can I get a kiss first?” He cutely asked as he approached you.

★ You smile and nod, gladly giving him a sweet, but short kiss on the lips. Raiden would hold the back of your neck gently, as the kiss deepened a little bit, you smiled against his lips, tugging at his lower one with your teeth, separating before it would distract you two from the matter at hand.

★ Seemingly charged up from the affection, Raiden is getting into position. While you do your own stance, you motion for him to make the first move.

★ He nods before sprinting towards you with a flying kick, you easily dodge it as he stumbles forward a bit. you had practically seen it coming from a mile away. Smirking before landing a solid jab to his side, you decide to taunt him a little.

★ “Wow, great first blow, champion~.” Raiden regains his balance again, before turning to you, rolling his eyes at your teasing remark. “Be careful with your teasing, we’ve only just begun.” He smiled a bit as he went back in, sweeping a foot under your legs, dropping you to the ground below.

★ “nngh- damn…” you immediately go to get back up but raiden steps over you, entrapping you between both of his legs, folding his buff arms over his chest as he looks down at you, with a small smirk creeping onto his lips.

★ “See what I mean? You seemed to have spoken too soon. A common mistake that Kung Lao makes…” you weren’t even listening to his lighthearted scolding. looking up at his towering figure, you swallow a bit at the angle you were getting, face flushing, you turn your head in an attempt to regain your composure.

★ You swiftly move out from beneath his legs, sliding your way behind him and quickly getting to your feet, grabbing both his shoulders you manage to throw him to the ground, back first. And with a thud, he let out a small sound.

★ “Fast…very fast…” he coughed a bit, as he attempted to get back up, but this time you stood over him, looking down at the demi-god as you stood over him, casting a shadow over him, with a sly smirk playing across your lips. Happy with the way the tables have turned.

★ “Thanks, I try.” You smugly agree as you examine his facial expressions. His chest was heaving a bit, eyes glossed as they flickered over your form towering above him. His cheeks seemed to have flushed just like yours did earlier.

★ Raiden then suddenly grabbed both of your ankles, sweeping you to the ground, causing you to fall on top of him. Panicking, as you didn’t want to lose the spar just yet, you quickly sit up, scrambling to pin his wrists down, as he fights against it.

★ “Ugh— just!” A bit frustrated, you finally decide to just use your strong suit. Your legs. You quickly bring a knee down on Raidens shoulder, pinning it to the ground beneath, as you do the same with your other. Almost sitting in a ‘w’ pose, on top of his chest, you now had him at your mercy.

★ “Yeah! Try and get outta this one ‘God of Thunder’. you mock, as you bask in the moment of dominance you held over your partner, too busy celebrating to notice how his eyes were tracing along your inner thighs. Seemingly lost in his thoughts. Your eyebrows knitted together as you noticed his head was practically between your legs!

★ Realizing this, you clear your throat a bit, attempting to get off of him. you shift to stand—only for his hands to escape beneath the pin you held, and lightly smack on each thigh, keeping you in place. Raiden's eyes were clouded with lust as he looked up at you.

★ “C-can I taste you…please~?” He practically begged as he kissed your inner thigh, feeling a small, electric shock from the contact. The sensation made you buck your hips slightly. “Raiden…right here…?” You ask, looking around the secluded field.

★ He nodded “mhmm~.” his eyes never left yours, kissing and licking the skin of your inner thighs, kneading the plushness of them as he left small love bites. Your heart skipped a beat at the thought of him going down on you in the middle of these training grounds.

★ “I-I don’t know…rai.” You stammer a bit, biting your lower lip as his kisses continue. “Well, I certainly do.” He slyly remarked, bringing his gaze to your soaked spandex. “It’s just…what if we get caught?” “Trust me, Y/N…” He encouraged, nipping a bit at the edge of your shorts, sliding his tongue along your panty line. “We won’t.”

★ Taken aback by the sudden boldness of your lover, you hesitated before reconciling. “A-alright but, should we at least move—

★ You were cut off as he pulled you up closer to his face, burying his nose into the heat between your thighs. Licking your wetness through your thin spandex, you held back a moan, trying your best from throwing your head back in pleasure. you whined as your hips began to grind, rubbing your clothed pussy against his tongue, aching for more.

★ “Mmmh~” Raidens groans were muffled as he nuzzled into your wet cunt even more, tracing the outline of your soaked pussy through the soaked fabric. “Hmff~ mmmh~” Struggling to keep your eyes on the man, a red flush taking over your face completely, as the vibrations of his moans sent shocks of pleasure through your clit.

★ Lapping his tongue a bit more, you bucked your hips, in hopes that he would read your signals and further his actions. He hummed once again, before tapping his right hand on your thigh. Catching the drift, since he was still pinned beneath you, you pulled your shorts to the side for him, causing him to smile against your inner thigh.

★ His gaze lingers on your soaked core, admiring the warmth that radiated, before pulling you more onto his face, causing your weight to settle on him, he begins to go down on you in a robust way, fucking you onto his tongue as he groans in pleasure from the taste of your essence.

★ His cock throbbed against the restraints of his pants, keeping his focus on you, encasing your cunt with the heat of his tongue, flicking your clit rhythmically in the process.

★ “R-rai~…” Whimpering as he keeps his pace exact. Pushing you further to the edge, you felt a knot forming in your stomach, clenching your thighs inwardly, Raiden gently forced them apart, to keep you in place for just a bit longer. “You’re doing so good~” he cooed as he continued.

★ Raiden had ejaculated in his pants at this point. as his tongue stayed at work, his grip tightens on each thigh, sending small sparks of electricity from his fingertips to emit through your body, throwing your head back and riding his face,feeling his nose tease your sensitive clit with each small thrust, you cry out in pleasure.

★ Your climax was imminent, as his ministrations help bring you closer to it. you pant out a warning before arching your back, body tensing up as you release yourself onto Raidens tongue and face. whining as your body trembles on top of your lover. Raiden finishes lapping up the remaining juices you released, gently sliding you away from his face, and onto his chest. Panting a bit to catch his own breath.

★ “You taste wonderful.” He stated simply before shifting you sit on his lap, pulling you into a kiss. Tasting yourself on his tongue as he cupped your face to deepen it. After a moment, you two separate, and you gently get off of him, sitting on the ground as you tuck a strand of hair behind your ear. (Or not)

★ Raiden stands up, wiping his chin from any remaining essence you had so thoughtfully shared with him, offering out his strong hand. You gladly take it, smiling as you stand up, beside him. “Let’s get you home and cleaned up, beautiful.” Raiden suggested while taking your hand in his, leading you away from the field.

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[justwritedreams]

Hello

A headcanon of Kyungsoo realizing he has feelings for the reader

I'm enjoying that you're asking members that I haven't written yet CONTINUE!

KYUNGSOO REALIZING THAT HE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU

Author: Maari

Warnings: minor errors probably because i wrote it in the break of work

So you and him have been friends for a long time

You have a lot in common

Enjoy having in-depth conversations on a variety of topics

You like to do the same things

And you are each other's excuse to get away from noisy and crowded places

And one day, you managed to escape from a club

How had you ended up there? Ask his extrovert friends

None of you wanted to go but it wasn't like you could say no

Thank you Chanyeol 🫡

So when you accepted his ride, you could finally breathe a sigh of relief as you got into the silent car

Both of your heads ached from the loud music

And you were so sleepy that you leaned against the car window even as he was driving

"I thought you couldn't get away from Baekhyun" he chuckled

And you, of course, laughed along, looking at him

He was so focused and so handsome

"I didn't remember he talked so much, I thought you were going to leave me there" you said and his laugh increased

"Don't think it didn't cross my mind"

And you were like 😲

Your plan had been simple:

The two would take a 5 minute break to go to the bathroom but actually you would run to the door and leave the place

But Baekhyun delayed you because he kept telling you how sad he was because his girlfriend had gone on a business trip

Although far away, you could see Kyungsoo's bored face in the middle of the crowd, waiting for you 🤣

But it wasn't like you were going to argue with him because

You would do the same lol

You just smiled and closed your eyes, too tired to talk

And he not only understood, he respected 🥺

And when he turned to face you real quick

Damn!

He never noticed before how you had a glow of your own

He frowned thinking it was some illusion in his head

Or that kind of intrusive thinking that no one has control

He dropped you off at home and you invited him in

And he was more worried about you because you had worked a lot during the week

And on Friday you looked like a zombie, you were so tired

So he accepted

He felt good in your house, it was quiet, it brought peace

You lay down on the couch and he helped you take off your shoes

As he already knew your house, he went to get a blanket so you wouldn't be cold during the night

And when he came back, you were already asleep

Sounds cliche, right?

But well, the time he put the cover on you

He couldn't help but push the hair that fell into your eyes

And it was only then, watching you sleep so serenely that he felt his heart warm

Anxiety in the stomach that wasn't bad at all

And an involuntary smile appeared on his face

And when he leaned in to kiss you

He was like oH 😳

He straightened up again but brought his hand to his mouth.

Not believing that he had almost done that because

Damn, was he in love with you?? Since when?

He was always very clear about what he felt, what he thought...

And he just now noticed that he likes you?

Poor baby left your house so confused he couldn't even remember where he had put his car keys 🤣🤣

But he wouldn't be the only one confused

Because good luck if you think he's going to leave things the way they were

Expect a very sincere confession 👀

[lonelylonelyghost]

Re-watch of The Spirealm. Episode 23

Nature in all its ominous glory

As far as the last images you see before you die, this is pretty good actually

RIP girl

Nice picture btw. I wouldn't want it on my bedroom wall, but if it was hanging somewhere near the entrance door, to scare the guests and myself occasionally - that'd be pretty cool.

"You stand on the bridge to view the scenery,

and people who view the scenery look at you upstairs.

The moon decorated your window,

and you decorated someone else's dream."

Nothing quite like a piece of cryptic poetry to start off your day

I need to see more of the Mistress's dress, it seems to look amazing. I want official full-body posters...

The Sun, the Death, the Noble Jester, The Giant and the Ghost

A gang

Jawline.

shut up.

He's so worried for his Lingling...

"You should let me leave this world. Me appearing in the game is equivalent to cheating. If you get caught you'll be punished severely."

"As long as you're here with me, I'm not afraid of any punishment!"

The ride or die!...

"I'm offline now. I'll die if I go out. I'm content to just be here with you. I played this game because I was lonely. But I met you. And now I'm not lonely anymore..."

ಥ_ಥ

The red string!!!

I noticed that the show treats Xiong Qi' and Xiao Ke's story is in some way similar to Nanzhu' and Qiushi's, in that they don't state clearly about the nature of their relationship, but make it as intense as possible. Ready to do anything for each other, literally tied together with a red string of fate, so who cares about the labels? They are each other's person, and that's enough. This is by far my favourite kind of m/f dynamic. GIMME MORE

Not to ruin the moment, but I think this is the only instance when the drama can legitimately show on screen Nanzhu getting on top of Qiushi

The RAGE!

Nice

"We both are women. I know how you feel. Many women have been hurt by love. We are easy to be bullied and mentally controlled. I've acted many eye-candy roles. None of these characters are divorced. I envy you. You're going the wrong way, but you've been looking for a way out."

"Is improper behavior also worth to be envied?"

"Of course! One day, you'll reach your solution. The Twelve Sufferings you drew is dreary. I don't like it. I like this one the best. Art and insights don't matter at all. What really matters is your choice."

Tan Zaozao is terrified but still reaches out to the Mistress with kindness. Have I told already that I love her?

The portrait is beautiful

(It looks a bit like it was drawn by Shen Yi)

And she's starting her life anew 🥲

"See you in the next Door"

😭😭😭😭

"Thank you." "And how exactly are you going to thank me?"

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?" "...I haven't decided yet."

"Have a rest. You can think it over once you've recovered."

Well, Qiushi walked right into that one, didn't he

"Don't leave. Stay with me a little longer." "Alright."

COME ON!

"Tan Zaozao, do you think that I'm too weak now to teach you a lesson?"

"Lingling-ge, calm Ruan-ge down, he wants to beat me!"

"What tool do you want to use? The fruit knife?"

You asked the wrong person to defend your honor, Zaozao! ehehe

OK, alright, ok, so....

[unholy screeching]

First of all, I officially will be reminded of THIS moment every time the lychees are mentioned in ANY context for the rest of my life.

Second of all, WHAT. WAS. THAT. Like seriously. How was that filmed? How was that supposed to have any heterosexual explanation? Just bros being dudes, hand-feeding each other fruits sensually? Like, be for real.

And third of all, Qiushi's face???????? Oh, he knows what he's doing and what kind of effect he has on Nanzhu, the amount of power he wields over him. And he uses this power to just take care of him!...

This one (and the Bite Scene TM) are the most homoerotic moments in the history of forever.

I rest my case.

what the FUCK

"Cheng Yixie? How did you know we were here?"

"I could smell you."

I...😳I did NOT remember this bit of the dialogue...

[thomashelbyswife]

M, since it’s the 10th anniversary of Peaky, I’d love to know what you think are the 10 best perks of being Mrs. Shelby.

Oh dear!! 😳 Lee @zablife 💕 you got me good with this one. I love you for sending this one in you had me squealing 🤭 this gif makes my heart burst

I had so much fun writing this I was blushing the entire time.

Best perks of being Mrs. Shelby are:

10. Being the only person that can put out his demons which helps him relax.

9. Riding horses with him and spending most of their times in the stables.

8. Waiting for him to come home and jumping into his arms straight away (I always find this part my most fav of the day and I look forward to it is very dear to me) cause lets be real he'd only be coming home just for her.

7. Lounging around his study while he works, sat infront of the fireplace flipping through fashion catalouges & magazines.

6. Having the best lovemaking sessions 🔞 (oh they are just so good they always start in his study a bit of teasing or whenver tommy feels extra needy slightly raising her dress and it is indeed a very delighful sight!)

5. Her watching his face light up everytime with heart eyes & that special smile of his just for Mrs. Shelby (I melt everytime)

4. Being startled with long - loving neck kisses & backhugs out of nowhere.

3. Being very much ✨️ SPOILED ✨️ getting gifts all the time with tons of new jewellery - her favourite diamonds, imported silky nightgowns, dresses, lingerie, fancy furs cause he's obsessed with Mrs. Shelby looking like a real queen. (BASICALLY THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE AT HER FEET!!!)

2. The pleasure of having all the love and seeing the softest Tommy Shelby ever, being extremely loved and very taken care of even though he doesn't have that much time on his hands but for Mrs. Shelby he has all the time in the world.

1. Being Mrs. Shelby 🤭 basically the title is very heavy and it speaks for itself.

+ a bonus I might add cause I think about these two all the time!!

✨️ Having to carry around a spare pack of cigarettes and a lighter in your purse at all times just in case cause you'll never know when he'll get grumpy so as Mrs. Shelby be ready for anything.

✨️ Having him call for her just to fix the tie-knot and the lapels of his suit jacket along with his beloved pocket watch cause he just loves to hear her and her jewellery covered hands making sounds around him which relaxes him & awakens something in him. (an image he wants to burn in his brain forever)

(these are my top 10 but the list goes on forever) 🥰

[kingofthe-egirls]

ASCENDING POLYAMORY: LUFFY/SANJI/OC THREESOME 😳

fox tales

(cw: sex, cunnilingus, daddy luffy for a bit, threesome, polyamory, food mention, orgasm denial, sub sanji)

(a/n: i've been polyamorous for a few years, now, with my own share of expectations vs. heartbreak. it's not a perfect system; it's relationships and real people and real world sex. i love writing about it, confusingly working through things i've been through irl. how flawed you can be)

Songs: "Hard Feelings/Loveless" by Lorde

words: 1.4k

***

“You’re mine,” Luffy pants into your ear, his cock buried to the hilt inside you. He’s thrusting at a breakneck pace, and you see stars.

“‘M yours,” you manage out, breath hitching in your throat. You were gonna cum.

It hits you like a wave, and you gasp your way through it. Luffy looks down at you with victory in his eyes. Dark energy flits around him, like he’s fucking you with his conquerer’s haki.

“No one gets to fuck you like this, yeah?” He punctuates his words with every thrust, “Not even that stupid cook.” He buries his face in your neck, and you do your best to hold on.

“Cumming,” you whine, and Luffy speeds up. You cry out, tears pricking at your eyes. He slows for a bit, intense but not angry with you. Not a punishment, like he said before tumbling you into his bed. Sex would never be a punishment, with you.

He just wanted to remind you who’s boss.

“Captain,” you say, panting, “My turn.”

He flashes a searing grin at you, his handsome face covered in pleasure, and flips you over with ease. His body is glistening, magnetic, and you do your best to please him. You sink down onto his length, even further than before, and you both sigh in unison. You ride him, swiftly. Butterflies shiver all the way down to your toes.

“Love you,” he pants, thrusting up into you despite what you’d said, “Love you so much, baby.”

“I love you too,” you whisper, speeding up. “Can I cum?”

“Not yet,” he grunts, holding you in place with thick hands. Bruising force against your hips. You whine, but don’t complain. You let him shift you back and forth at his own pace. “Wanna hear you say it.”

“That I love my captain, deliriously?” You ask, looking down at him with a flash in your eyes. He nods, speeding up. “That I love him more than anything in the whole world? More than I love food,” you lean down to wrap your arms around his sweaty neck, and he huffs out a giddy laugh.

“Know that’s not true,” he says, his breath tickling your ear. “Say it again.”

“I love you, Luffy,” you whine, another orgasm creeping up the length of your spine. “I love you more than cookies, or chicken, or shrimp—,”

He grunts, filling you up to the brim. You shudder, clenching your pussy around his seed. The feeling of him shooting a hot load inside you is enough to trigger your orgasm on its own, but the sounds Luffy makes—the little high pitched “ahh! ah!”s that break off into a raspy whine—are what finally tip you over the edge.

For a moment, you both breathe.

Then Luffy nuzzles into your neck, and pecks a kiss on your cheek. “Are ya done?” He asks innocently, staring at you with his pupils blown.

Shy, you shake your head. “Nuh uh,” you whisper, wrapping your arms around his neck. “Want more of you.”

He giggles, loving how long you can go. He runs his fingers up your side, and your ribcage flutters beneath him. He looks up at you with awe. His voice cracks as he asks, “Wanna make Sanji watch?”

“Fuck—,” you gasp, a thrill running through you at that. The thought of Sanji’s blushed, gorgeous face watching you two go at it—well. You couldn’t imagine a better sight.

“Go get him,” Luffy murmurs, brushing back your tangled hair. (You’d figure out how to brush it, one of these days. Maybe Nami could lend you a hand.)

“Now?” You ask, pulling yourself off him with a muffled groan. He grins.

“Now.”

***

After a harrowing trip to the kitchen, Luffy’s cum leaking out of your hastily thrown on shorts, you stand before your lovely cook.

“W-what?!” He splutters, spilling the dirty dishes into the sink.

“Luffy wants you to watch,” you repeat, itching back and forth on your feet. “Please.”

Sanji blurts out a noise between a gasp and a groan, and grips the counter for balance. You twitch an eyebrow. Blood trickles from his nose.

“Do you want to?” You ask, not wanting to make your cook uncomfortable. “It’s only fun if you want to.”

“I want to!” He says, too hastily. He wipes his hands with a dish towel. “Let me get ready.”

***

Now, he stands before you with his cock in his fist, panting like a dog. His face is flushed a crimson pink, his adam’s apple bobbing in his throat. Luffy’s face is between your legs.

“Fuck—,” you moan out, your hands in his raven hair, “Keep going, Luffy, please—!”

Luffy hums, his tongue lapping at your clit. Suddenly, he stops. Stands up. “Kneel,” he snaps at his cook. Sanji obeys, immediately. “Pleasure her,” he says, and steps away from the bed. “I wanna watch now.”

Sanji crawls over to the edge of the bed, slender hands ghosting up your legs. You tremble, meeting his lust-filled gaze with nerves in your belly. Blue like sapphires, you think.

“Is it alright, mon cherie?” He whispers, breath warm on your inner thigh. You nod, face hot. Oh, yes.

“Please,” you whine, bucking your hips toward his face. Luffy’s cum from earlier trickles down your pussy and onto the bed. Sanji laps it up like a dog.

“Good boy,” Luffy says from his spot near the bed. He was fisting his cock now, too. “Eat my cum out of her. Know what I taste like, and don’t ever forget it.”

“Yes, sir,” Sanji manages out, before burying his tongue deep inside you. You cry out, curling forward with your hands in his hair. You grip him tightly, rutting into his face.

“S-Sanji—,” you moan out, as he moves from eating you out to sucking your clit. “Harder.”

He obliges, and you cum with a prismatic shudder down your spine. Your toes curl where your legs are wrapped around his neck. Sanji hums.

You look up, wanting Luffy’s warm body next to you again.

“Cmere?” You ask, meeting Luffy’s gaze above Sanji’s blond head, and he holds it for a moment too long. He shakes his head.

“Not yet,” he licks his lips, “Wanna see ya cum again.” His eyes rove your body like flames licking your skin. You flush under his gaze.

Sanji moans from beneath you, and you pet his golden head. You let your eyes fall shut, as the thrill of being pleasured in front of your boyfriend, by his cook, shoots through you like a lightning bolt. Your core tightens, and soon enough you’re curling forward around Sanji’s face.

The ship rocks in the waves as you struggle for breath, the ocean lapping at the Sunny the only sound besides Sanji’s tongue and Luffy’s cock, both working furiously toward their highs. You wanted to reach them, too. Wanted to feel glitter down your spine.

“I’m—,” you let go, letting your mind go blank, and rocket toward space with Sanji’s tongue guiding the way. It’s warm, and wet, and slick—

Oh.

“Good girl,” Luffy pants, his own seed coating his fist. His abs were coated in a sheen of sweat, his muscles glistening in the lamplight. You moan at the sight.

“Cmere,” you say again, and this time he obliges. You meet him in a kiss, sweeter than you expected, and look down to see his bruised-knuckle hand gently petting Sanji’s head. The blond looks up with hazy eyes at the two of you.

“That was fun,” he says, and you both let out a breathy laugh. Luffy is silent, and you look up to see him scowling. Before you can ask what’s wrong, he’s ducked to crouch directly in front of Sanji. He takes the blond’s face in both hands, squishing his cheeks in gently.

“Sanji,” he asks seriously, “Was I too rough on you?”

Sanji blushes, and Luffy takes his second of silence as his answer. Your captain throws his arms around Sanji’s neck, barreling into him with the force of his apology.

“‘M sorry!” He cries out, face buried in Sanji’s neck. “I should’ve asked first…”

Sanji pulls away, wiping at the glittering tears at the edges of his captain’s stormy grey eyes. “It’s okay,” he reassures the sniffling boy, “I forgive you.”

Luffy hiccups, grinning sheepishly at Sanji’s echoed words. “Next time we should use a safe word,” Luffy suggests, and you’re surprised he even knows what that means.

“Pineapple?” Sanji says, grinning as he pulls at his captain’s rubber cheek. It snaps back into place with a loud slap. “I need to get you to eat more of that, anyway,” he grins mischievously, “Your cum tastes vile.”

[papa-evershed]

I’m curious… what do you think are the sexiest gifs of Rob EVER? 😏 I’d love to see ‘em.

I apologize for my late answer but like a weirdo, I was just convinced that my choices would somehow be disappointing. 😅🙈 I just feel like most people are going to expect gifs of kissing scenes or skin but those aren't even the ones that make me the most feral. But I'll give it a shot. 😂

As always, under a read more for length but also for cringe worthy fangirling and NSFW thirst-talk.

Immediately, my first thought was this gif. When I say I adore this man's belly I fucking mean it. He's just so deliciously man-shaped. Tall and thick and soft in all the right places. I love a belly, lets me know that a person isn't too militant and allows themselves to indulge in life's pleasures. 😏😏 (I'm reading way too much into a belly but here we are.) Add in the fact that in this specific scene, Martin Evershed is being the ultimate soft, caring Dad™. He has every reason in the world to lose his shit on Sam but instead he actively chooses to be what she needs in that moment and it's just incredibly sexy because he is a whole ass Man™. I just wrote a fucking novel about this one gif but listen, there's a reason it's first that comes to mind.

The thumb in the mouth? 🙃

Speaking of Act On This, this one too. I'm not even sure if I can put my finger on exactly why this specific gif is one of my favorites. Perhaps because he's usually so smiley (which I adore) that a rare serious/stern look wrecks me. Another reason I want him cast as a villain. Just...yes, sir.

And on the flip side, these because he's just so soft again. I fucking love soft men, ones who don't seem to have that drive to constantly perform their own personal version of hyper-masculinity. (also, I'd suck a random dick off the street to get this in HQ)

I'm a simple creature and I like profiles, noses, and tits.

Like I said, I'm a simple creature and I am no better than any man.

When the right men manspread at the right time? Yes. Yes, that.

When Dad™ shows up to save the day? Get that man a beer and a blowjob.

And while I love it when a man is great with kids...I also think it's incredibly sexy when he's tired of their bullshit cause aren't we all sometimes? 😅

FUZZY GREY NECK? say no more. Also, I'd stand in a three hour long line to wait my turn to ride his thigh like he was the carousel at Disney World. I said what I said.

Hutch. Just Hutch. Everything about the character was sexy. And bless this t-shirt. The shoulders. The arms. The fuzzy neck. The nose. He could 100% talk me into sleeping in that creepy ass cabin and much like Phil, we'd also wake up naked and calling out to God.

Annnd because I feel like it's expected and it does deserve attention, this kiss with Papa E. Listen. Listen. So many fucking onscreen kisses go from 0 to 60 in .000005 seconds. Just immediate face-fucking right out the gate. And IDK about y'all but that shit just isn't enjoyable in real life. Don't assault my fucking face like a Dallas Cowboy's linebacker. 🙃 Ease into it. Warm up. Mr. Evershed will patiently take his time making you so anxiously desperate for more that when he finally does deepen that kiss your lips will be eagerly wet and ready...heh. 🙈

Anyway. 😳 I've been really good about not being thirsty on main anymore and this is still quite tame for me but I'm gonna stop now because this post could go on all night. 🫠

[finnickyslut]

*jingling an empty bowl* can I please have more truth-warping AU please?

Oh, god! Thank you for the interest, nonnie.

... I'm wholly unprepared for this.😳😬

This whole au has consisted basically in an idiotic amount of research (divorce in the UK during the 80s, Merseyside, air ambulance in the UK in 2007, overdose symptoms, treatment and survival window, and on it goes) and an even more ridiculous amount of me creating a choose your own adventure for any and every scene because I'm a scatterbrain. 😅

So! I'm going to try to focus on one thing (let's say the maze + overdose part) but let me preemptively apologize for any rambling, digressing etc.

...

One thing that was clear to me is that the maze scene needed to happen basically the same up to "you make my blood run cold" because it's what leads Oliver to the abyss. (And for a later scene in the hospital, but that's for another occassion.)

Apart from that, I thought several options would make sense and be interesting.

In scenario A, Oliver reaches the conclusion that Felix is upset because fake drama is unfulfilling and doesn't let him be the hero for real, so he just has to give him a real issue. Cue Oliver adulterating the bottle for himself and drinking enough to hopefully give Felix something pathetic enough to really chew on or a chance to save the day.

Here, the agitation/aggressiveness, labored breathing, paleness, and vomiting are early signs of overdosing, and Felix may take a small swig of the concotion but gets it taken off him soon enough. The background is different but the whole scene is almost identical except Oliver leaves the center of the maze with the bottle.

Otherwise, Oliver poisons the bottle because the only thing he knows is if his apology goes wrong there's no way both of them can leave the maze alive (that's actually part of what prompted this AU, the thesis that the inevitable end in the face of rejection wasn't necessarily Felix's death, but Oliver doing something extreme to one or both of them.)

With how definitive Felix's rejection feels, he decides he may as well put himself out of his misery.

He pushes himself off Felix, takes a long gulp while staring defiantly (reflecting on it later on, Felix will realize Oliver was actually taking him in for what he thought would be the last time), maybe makes a scorned comment, and leaves.

I'm any scenario, Felix takes a moment to calm himself (let's say 15 min), goes to take the easy way out, realizes Oliver went a different way, and something makes him take that path too.

He finds Oliver passed out and the bottle on its side. He looks terribly clammy, is unresponsive and something's wrong with his pulse .

Felix Takes him in his arms and gets out of maze as fast as possible. Goes looking for Duncan (Duncan always knows what to do and misteriously appears whenever he's needed). They call emergency services.

(At this point I pondered if the Cattons wouldn't have had med tent and discarded the notion because they're fabulously rich AND fabulously unprepared for things not going precisely their way.)

Btw, very conveniently for me and for Felix's chances on getting to ride with Oliver, it seems that the UK didn't have a night service for air ambulances back then.

Duncan and Felix follow directions from dispatch and decide to take care of things themselves because God forbid the party gets ruined (priorities!). Normally it's not advised to try  to meet the ambulance along the way, but in this case, because Saltburn is pretty out of the way and has the gates and all, Duncan drives Oliver and Felix to the intersection with the main road.

At this point Felix is perturbed, distressed, and genuinely worried for Oliver, but his white knight streak is chomping at the bit, too. He needs to see this to the end, make sure both that Oliver gets out of the woods and that Oliver's family knows how deeply unwell he is and gets him some help.

Either they let him go in the ambulance because he was with the patient shortly before he went downhill and can give them details (Felix knows Oliver seemed mostly sober a couple hours ago at candle blowing and had certain symptoms less than 30 min before the call but was conscious. He suspects cocaine too because of traces in the bottle) orrrrr he conveniently mentions he may have drunk from the same bottle and potentially be patient 2.

Annnddd end scene.

Hopefully that was some of what you were curious about, but feel free to ask more, though I can't promise I'll know everything. As I said, this has just been bouncing aimlessly inside my skull. 🙈

Thanks again for your ask! 🤗

[jayden-killer]

Mental health matters. So do you.

Paring: Kakyoin Noriaki × GN! Reader

Summary: after exhausting months, in which you studied hard for your exams, your boyfriend, Kakyoin, helps you realx in anticipation of Christmas holidays!!

Genre: small angst to comfort💓, stress dealing, hints to anxiety, but only if you spot them ig(?).

A/N: oof, maybe this is some kind of comfort story I wrote for me, since I've been really struggling with exams in these past few months, but I also want you, fellas, to enjoy it and maybe find comfort too!!~ I do also want to apologise for my absence: uni has been a crazy ride so far.😳

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I sighed.

Maybe I should take a break. Or keep going. Man, I really want to finish this paragraph, but it's so hard try to learn it...

Christmas holidays approached day by day and I had a goal to reach: prepare my future exams. Unfortunately for me, stress was kicking in, and it was definitely not helping. I couldn't focus, this was a really bad. I had to finish.

Just this paragraph. Then, I can finally relax... no, I need to keep going. Just a bit more. No distractions.

With another sigh leaving my mouth, I put my hand on my cheek and kept reading over and over, taking notes every new and then. My eyes felt heavy, I just couldn't focus anymore and it was stressing myself!

–UGHHHHH!–

I kicked the desk, making frustrating nosies.

–I CAN'T FOCUS! DAMN ME, I WONT EVER FINISH THIS ESSAY!–

The next thing I did was picking the nearest pillow on my bed and screaming in it, trying to suffocate my screams.

–(Y/N)? Is everything alright in there?–

Oh god. Not him. And not now!

–It's okay, Kakyoin. I'm totally fine–

Wrong. I was a bad partner lying to my boyfriend, but I didn't want him to be involved in my problems. After all, it's not that bad, huh?

–Well, could you please open the door, so I can bring you your tea cup?– he kindly said, on the other side of door. I could sense his smiling, that kind of smile who can erase everything bad. Kakyoin made his appearance in my life in one of those... hard moments. You know, those kind of moments you don't expect to meet new people?

Exactly. His polite behavior and kind presence were the first traits I noticed. A thing led to another: date after date, I finally had the courage to confess. I couldn't believe myself: he feels the same way! And now we're here. Speaking of that...

–You can come now– I took my tea cup from his hands, giving him a polite smile and indulging him to go back to what he was doing. He crossed an eyebrow.

–Can't I come him?–

–Kakyoin, my room is really a mess, besides I have to go back to my essay. It won't finish itself– I muttered, but audible to him, now staring to my cup.

–(Y/N), I know this essay is really important to you, but a break is necessary. You can go back studying after I'll help you tidy your room, give it some fresh air..–

–I said I can handle it. You can go back.–

–You don’t, I can tense your stress meters far...–

–Just shut up for a fucking second, your pressing is far annoying! Don’t you understand the importance of my work?!–

A pause followed, and the silence took its place in our house. I cringed at my own wrods, a hand covering my mouth. I had no courage looking in his eyes, because i knew i fucked up. Real bad. I didn't have any intentions to snapping at him. He didn't do anything. He was just.. trying to help me.

-I...I need to finish it. Or I won’t...–

–Won’t what? – Kakyoin replied, dead serious on his face.

Another pause followed. 

–(Y/N), believe me when I say that you really worked hard, and I'm so proud of you you doing that. You've come so far.But I need to remind you Christmas is coming. And I don’t want to see youself closed in a room, reading over and over a book, and scrabbling... whatever you’re wroking on!– he calmily said, yet severe. 

I know it is true. I’ve been barely going out and enjoyed the sun’s warmth on my skin, because I was so focused on working, working, working... it only mattered that. I must admit, he was right.

What was the last time I had a social interaction?

–I’m guessing you really are the Horse’s Mouth, huh?–

He briefly chuckled at my own joke, and opened his arms for a hug, which i kindly accepted. 

-I’m sorry for snapping that way to you, Kakyoin. I shouldn’t have do that, you were only helping me... Stress is going to be the death of me, one day...–

–I’m glad you understood that, (Y/N), so i acceot your apologies. I'm not mad at you, okay?–he answered, petting my hair and giving a short kiss on my forehead. –Now, why don’t you show me what you’ve been wroking on? With my help, we’ll finish sooner than excepted, then..–He smiled at me, raising both eyebrows-cuddle and watch the Polar Express?–

That little shit. He knew how to motivate me by the simplest things!

–Sounds fair. You know me too well!–

He laughed and sitted on my chair, patting his lap. –C’mon, i’ll gladly help you.–

I realized that I, indeed, was the luckiest person on this earth.

What would i have done without you, Kakyoin?

I would be lost.

[starcrossedjedis]

Charlie Barnett for the sex+romance ask game! 💗, 👠, 🏩, 👮, 😳 annddd 💝. Enjoy! ^_^

I hope it's okay that I lump the questions about (negative) past realtionships together into one rant on Charlie's last relationship, as it is a big part of her character and how she thinks and acts.

👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public?

Charlie's not really someone who gets a kick out of the possibility of getting caught, BUT sometimes things happen and situations don't allow for a cab ride... Alas, it doesn't get much kinkier than the Hard Deck's pool table after hours and the parking lot.

🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?

Just your average first time, really - two college freshmen celebrating their shared venture into adulthood with clumsy, fumbly sex after a frat party. But everything was fine - everyone consented and they stayed friends until things naturally fizzled out after graduation.

💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day?

Charlie's not super excited about it (she's more of a christmas girlie), but that doesn't mean that she's immune to the magic of a sweet gift ☺️

💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship?

(Under a cut, because it's kind of a prominent plot point)

Charlie has only been in love - like real, proper adult relationship in love - once and it was with the ex she had before Jake.

Her ex was a doctor in the hospital where she did her residency and - despite definitely knowing better - they started going out.

Things with them were pretty serious even though they kept it a secret in the hospital.

He was a good bit older than her and more experience, which might have been the reason that Charlie missed some red flags along the way.

In the beginning she tried telling herself that he was going a bit overboard trying to down play their relationship in the hospital, but after a while it became increasingly hard to ignore those moments where he would berate her over nothing in front of others or worse, go and take credit for things that she did at work. Then he'd either flat out try and gaslight her about it or try and make her believe it was all part of his act to avoid suspicions of favouritism.

Charlie generally avoids talking about her ex and how exactly things ended, but she was pretty messed up about it - so much so that she dropped her residency and moved back in with her dad and returned to her summer job as a bartender rather than face him again.

It's also why Charlie is so reluctant to give Jake a chance and why she then keeps playing down what's happening between them - she's so scared of missing another red flag just as she's finally starting to feel like herself again.

Things are further complicated by the fact that her well-meaning, but meddling in the wrong kinda business dad doesn't like the military in general and cocky pilots in particular. He was however strangely fond of "the successful surgeon who visited his daughter over christmas that one year" and even goes as far as to invite him back into their lives; having him pretty much turn up on their door step just as Jake and Charlie finally stop to face the reality and depth of their feelings.

[peachymilkandcream]

Umm, how about Levi gun fucks her 😳

Levi x Evelyn -> Point Blank

(A/N: I'll be fully real I've never written something with this type of prompt before so I interpreted it in my own way as best I could and I hope you like the result! ^^)

WARNINGS: noncon, dubcon, manipulation, domestic abuse, yandere themes, forced marriage, forced pregnancy, stockholm syndrome, violence, mind breaking, misogyny, etc.

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Levi was in utter hell, he had injured himself just enough to be bed ridden but not enough to be seriously hurt. Lying in bed all day doing nothing but read and try and occupy his thoughts with something was starting to get to him.

It also didn't help he wasn't well enough to hold Evelyn down to have sex, and there's no way that she would willingly volunteer either. She took care of him and his wounded leg but never offered to suck on or ride his throbbing erections. Although he couldn't expect much more from his ungrateful wife who still chose to be stubborn against his love and affection.

At the moment she was downstairs trying to find him another blanket and he had just finished yet another book. Desperate for something more stimulating he rummaged through his bedside table drawer. Part of him was hoping to find a drink since he couldn't trust if Evelyn gave him one that it wasn't poisoned or was over given to make him sleep.

He wasn't expecting his fingers to brush over cold steel though, in confusion he took out the thing, staring at his reflection in the small pistol. With all the more important things like Marley and getting Evelyn pregnant he had forgotten about something that provided not a lot of protection. The fact still stood that it didn't offer much protection, but it could be a threat, and an effective one. Evelyn was afraid of death, which was the only reason she bent the little she did to his will. The gears in his head started to turn as he heard her come up the stairs.

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Evelyn had her hands full carrying everything she needed up the stairs, Levi was a whining bitch when he wasn't feel well, demanding only she take care of him and wanting her to wait on him hand and foot. Part of her wanted to punch him in the leg, then see if he's still smirking.

When she walked into the room Levi was sitting up against the headboard, just as she had left him. He insisted on remaining naked under the covers, thinking that his painfully obvious erections would entice her to take care of them.

As she came to the side of the bed she chose to ignore the tent in the sheets even now. "Here's your extra pillows, crochet blanket, your extra slippers, and this morning's paper." Once she situated them she stood back. "Anything else?"

That damned smirk appears on his face again. "How about you take care of this..." He glances down at his twitching erection.

"In your dreams." Her tone is harsh, matter-of-fact.

Levi's jaw twitches, what it always does when he's annoyed. She wasn't expecting the sickening click of the pistol pointed at her. "I can't pin you down and take what I want so you have a choice to hop on my dick or get a few holes in you."

"Levi this is crazy-! Put that thing away!"

He shrugs. "Could be, but since you're not going about this willingly like a good wife should I have to take drastic measures. Now I suggest you get your ass over here and ride me, right now."

Evelyn contemplates her options, she could just run out the door but if he called for another servant they'd just bring her in and lock her there anyway. And all that would do is piss him off, he could subject her to a lot more than her just riding him. She wasn't sure if it was worth it to be rebellious if he was clearly desperate enough to do something so stupid.

Finally she steadies herself and slides off her clothes, earning a soft smile from him. "So you can be a good girl with the proper motivation." He kept the barrel trained on her, even as she peeled away the covers and straddled him.

She dreaded taking him in, it always hurt since he never waited until she was wet enough. "Is there something I can use to make it go in easier...? Please?"

Levi pauses before reaching into his drawer and pulling out a small tube of lube, she almost forgot he had it since he rarely used it. Going in dry was his form of punishment whenever she acted out.

Slicking up his cock took barely a minute, making it twitch every time she touched it. As she positioned herself above the head it took a couple tries for it to slip in, slowly letting herself down until he was in her completely. She hated that she clenched around him, her body enjoying being full even if it was full of him.

He tapped her thigh with the barrel. 'Move."

She had to use his arms for stabilizers, trying to ignore how it made the barrel point more and more at her. Her hips roll up and down, sloppy and unsure at first but eventually finding a rhythm. This was the first time she rode him like this, so going as fast as he normal could was impossible. Rocking her hips on him until he's grunting and that shit-eating grin is plastered all over his face.

The lube was smeared on this thighs by now, long since being replaced with her own arousal and she bounced up and down faster and faster. All she was focused on was making him cum as fast as possible so all of this could be over with. It didn't help that it felt good for her too. The feeling of being penetrated was pleasant, but he was so disgusting it often distracted her from actually finding release.

As he neared his climax his hips met hers, thrusting into her at a harder pace, eventually forcing her to stop all together and take it. Pounding away until he finally pushed her all the way down and came inside of her, it felt gross, it was gross. But nevertheless she took it until he was done, sliding off of him.

"Now that wasn't so bad, was it?" He said, putting the gun away. "Go clean yourself up, I'll need you again in a few hours."

Evelyn crossed the distance from the bedroom to the on suite bathroom and stared at herself in the mirror. Sweaty, ragged, covered in filth.

She bent to turn on the bath, knowing it would cover up any sound as she picked up the birth control pill bottles hidden safely behind the toilet.

[jj-stay]

When your lips met mine

🎉✨ What’s up, amazing readers? It’s your girl [jj-stay] here, and I’m beyond excited to drop my latest fanfic masterpiece! Get ready for an enchanting blend of fluff and romance, featuring our beloved Stray Kids members sharing those magical first-kiss moments with you, the reader. This one’s perfect for everyone 16 and older.

🔖 Word Count: 975 (Settle in for a dreamy read!) 🛠 Request Status: Just a creation from my heart! 💕 Pairing: SKZ x Reader (Prepare for all the swoons!) 💖 Genre: Fluff, Romantic (With a sprinkle of magic) ⚠️ Trigger Warning: First kiss (Prepare for major butterflies!) 📜 Disclaimer: Pure fiction, folks. Any resemblance to real-life events is purely coincidental.

Bang Chan:

When: Movie night vibes at their place. 🍿 Where: Their cozy apartment. 🛋️ How: In the midst of a snuggle fest on the couch, watching their favorite film, the moment strikes. They both lean in for a sweet, gentle kiss, and bam—fireworks. 🎆 Reaction: Chan is momentarily stunned but then melts into the kiss, wrapping his arms around his S/O tightly. He pulls back with a smile that could light up the entire universe. 😍

Lee Know (Minho):

When: Late-night beach stroll. 🌙 Where: Romantic AF beach setting. 🌊 How: With the moonlight casting magic on the water, Lee Know takes their hand, pulls them closer, and just goes for it—a kiss that makes the ocean jealous. 💦 Reaction: His eyes widen as an electric spark runs through him. Minho's cheeks flush, but he quickly dives back in, making it a kiss to remember. 😳

Changbin:

When: Candlelit rooftop dinner. 🕯️ Where: Their private rooftop. 🌌 How: Changbin sets up a dreamy picnic under the stars. As the night gets more intimate, he takes a leap of faith, leaning in for a tender, unforgettable kiss. 💏 Reaction: Initially nervous, Changbin feels a wave of warmth and comfort. He savors the kiss, holding his S/O close, wanting to freeze this perfect moment in time. 🥰

Hyunjin:

When: Ferris wheel magic at an amusement park. 🎡 Where: Amusement park. 🎢 How: At the peak of the Ferris wheel ride, Hyunjin, with his heart racing, leans in for a thrilling kiss, the wind adding a touch of drama to the moment. 🌬️ Reaction: Hyunjin is surprised by his own boldness, but the excitement eclipses any doubts. He smiles against their lips, feeling a rush of pure, unfiltered joy. 😆

Han:

When: Late-night drive through the city. 🚗 Where: Rooftop parking lot with killer views. 🌃 How: Parked under the stars, Han gazes deeply into his S/O’s eyes, then leans in for a kiss that’s all passion and longing, letting the moment ignite. 🌟 Reaction: A bit anxious, Han soon loses himself in the undeniable chemistry. He holds his S/O's face gently, deepening the kiss and pouring his heart into it. 💘

Felix:

When: Sunny day picnic in the park. ☀️ Where: A scenic park spot. 🌳 How: In the middle of a playful conversation on a cozy blanket, Felix feels his heart race. He leans in, capturing their lips in a sweet, innocent kiss. 🍓 Reaction: Felix is shy at first, his cheeks a soft pink, but he quickly feels a burst of happiness. He smiles against their lips, savoring every second of their affection. 😊

Seungmin:

When: Romantic picnic in a flower field. 🌸 Where: A blooming flower field. 🌼 How: With the sun setting and everything bathed in a warm glow, Seungmin pulls his S/O into a tight embrace, brushing their lips together for the first time. 🌅 Reaction: Seungmin is surprised by the rush of emotions, but as their lips meet, everything feels perfect. He closes his eyes, melting into the kiss, his heart singing with love. 🎶

I.N (Jeongin):

When: Chilly winter evening stroll. ❄️ Where: Snowy park under the streetlights. 🌨️ How: Pausing in the glow of a streetlamp, Jeongin takes a deep breath, feeling the cool air, and leans in for a sweet, tender kiss amidst the winter wonderland. 🌟 Reaction: Jeongin feels a mix of excitement and nervousness, his heart fluttering as their lips meet. He smiles shyly, feeling warmth spread through him, pulling his S/O closer to cherish the moment. 💖

@kflixnet

@obsessedw-stars

@smut-lover

[magnificent-winged-beast]

Do you believe J2 is romantically involved?

https://at.tumblr.com/magnificent-winged-beast/jensen-ackles-2020-inside-of-you-podcast-w/3ff5rrnhev0z

No, not at all.

Personally I think they are great friends, they kind of grow up together in Supernatural. Well, Jensen did learn to become an adult and got bigger and bulkier till The Boys. The Jarod just grow up taller and went deep in to the forever manchlid persona.

Anyways, J2 it's not my ship. From whatever angle I look at it, I can't see it. Not only because of their characters being brothers and all. It's just not there for me.

From that mentioned link. I can explain that I do believe everyone has the right to ship whomever, and in the spirit of being cool and make peace and love (like Misha and Jackles when in Rome 😉) between the SPN factions. I mentioned that what I thought Jackles was implying, was him giving his blessing to all the ships.

When I started to watch Supernatural from the beginning back in 2005, I wasn't aware about the concept of Shiping.

I was undoubtedly attracted to Dean nearly at the middle of the first season. Jackles made Dean so real and important for me on that show, that from then I was kind of sad Supernatural wasn't about just him, later on, about him and Castiel.

From there, since season 2 to middle 3 it was me just tuning in to watch Dean killing everything with his tall brother dude. Like I said, I wasn't aware of Shiping, and because of my cultural upbringing I thought gay was wrong and a problem. (Aka living in a South American country where machismo is law, and being homofobic is instructed to children).

I got then a brief understanding and crash course about ships because of Sherlock, and here in tumblr. Yes, I'm a Johnlock refugge, but even then I wasn't THAT convinced about those two. Albeit the fan art, and of course Fanfiction get my attention and further understanding and acceptance about my bad education. I started mending fences about my previous misunderstanding of queerness.

While I was on a mental journey about life and everything, hiding in the now questionable Sherlock y stopped watching Supernatural till it was on season 7.

And then one day... 🎶 One magic day they crossed my screen.... 🎶 😂

I kinda stumbled upon Supernatural again and saw new characters and plot. I get on track again watching the thing from the beginning till season 4. My life changed forever 📺😑.

Not only I discovered my new religion and Overlord, I get to really really experience that Shiping thing. And it was beautiful.... 🥺😳

Dude! Seriously. I was an ignorant, indoctrinated to be just binary or die in shame person. But there was THEM on screen, making me question everything I learned about love ONLY by opposite genders. And discover my own identification, as Mishasexual of course.

At first I thought something was wrong with me and my perception since all the tumblr discovering and "influence". -The gays change me, I thought. I binged watched seasons from 4 to 9 to realize THIS IS REAL!

I then joined the circus and start to paint my face, wear a big red nose, use big shoes and ride a ridiculously small bicycle every Thursday at 8pm central.

It was shocking, how scene after scene, from already aired episodes to the new ones. Once Dean and Cas where together on my screen. I had a vivid experience about the concept of Shiping.

Then I went deep in this hell of a fandom =>affectionately<= 🙄. Watching every Con and panel of Misha.... aaaaand discovered Cockles.

I was doomed.

My life went wham! I questioned everything, from my initial attitude about RLS. That at one point considered as disrespectful and silly because the ones in vogue back then I couldn't understand or believe their very existence.

Once you watched 5 heavy Destiel episodes, and 3 Jibcon Cockles Panels, all the internal homophobia or general confusion about genders changes to rainbows and pink puppies that smell like candy and sound like Misha and Jackles laughing.

Well, I took a deep dive in to memory lane here. Just because a simple J2 Shiping ask. Sorry, but not sorry. I love to spread the Cockles gospel and give the good news about the magical duo that saved me from ignorance, propelled me into the land of trash and rainbows. That occupies 70% of my memory's phone between photos of Misha and them together. Usually of Jackles ogling Mish while having a secret boner.

See? A totally random gif of them on my phone.

They give me all the emotions. Every feels at once.

Chaito.

[waru-chan8]

Roberto: (in relationship with Rosa’s challenge) to the box for her challenge and the next one to face theirs is Jorge Lorenzo. We are going to call him champion because he is MotoGP’s World Champion and he’s in first position in the ranking. He put it completely upside down (Waru’s comment: not really after episode 1 he was 3rd and after episode 2 he moved in first). Riding bikes is something that he does very well, but today he is facing a GP challenge, but Disco GP. How is he dealing with the flow? Um? Um?

Noe: we are going to try and bring your world (bike noises) into the dance. You are going to dance as

Jorge: My world how?

Noe: you will have to dance as if you are riding a bike?

Jorge: bikes? Yes? Where is the bike?

Noe: 1, 2, as if you are running. 3. More

Jorge: like this?

Noe: 4. More, 5

Jorge: The worst that they could do to me

Noe: Stretch (but in the sense of stretching a limb or something related)

Jorge: Dancing is... making a mountain. I have little flexibility in here 😳 I never danced apart from... bachata

Noe: 1, 2, 3, cha. Cha

Jorge: and then reggaeton that everyone has their own style at the night clubs, so We are a bit rigid in this part I’m stressed because everything she puts new. Shit. Stress my head (I think the most correct expression would be make my head explode)

Noe: yeah, yeah. Arrow. Dot. Square

Jorge: Yes

Noe: Arrow, dot, square. Come on. 1

Jorge: Shit

Noe: 1 and 2 and 1

Jorge: Coordination on the bike. Dancing for me is new and I’m not coordinated with my body yet

Noe: Tip ((?) not sure because is dance related)

Jorge: Pam, Pam,

Noe: put your hands on your pockets because it looks like you are dancing a Sardana (traditional dance in Catalonia)

Jorge: it’s true

Noe: tip, heal (both referring to the feet)

Jorge: 1, 2

Noe: and close. The other

Jorge: buff If I work a miracle and out of the blue I start to improve quickly I might surprise, but now I really doubt it

Roberto: Good night Noe.

Noe: Good night

Roberto: Welcome back to ‘EL Desafío’. You are like in your house in hear.

Noe: like in my house

Roberto: Glad. Do we have a true dancer in front of us or not?

Noe: We have a true hard worker in front of us

Roberto: he trained (? I’m not sure as I can’t really hear it)

Noe: hard-worker and

Jorge: Thank you very much

Noe: ... and the truth he work hard and a lot the day we had. He is out of his comfort zone absolutely. Really like all of them in the show but... but... but there’s have been a very big change since the first day until the last ones. And I’m very happy/proud of his work. I want him to enjoy it

Roberto: You are saying, of course, out of is comfort zone. You did dance as a kid?

Jorge: I was a clonw-ish (but in the sense of acting goofy and he uses the word for kids acting goofy) as a kid . I did videos with my sister, home camera and so  (home made videos is the English true term) and then I quite. And now, my best is at the disco/night clubs, when I go out at night the reggaeton at my own style

Roberto: Oh, you dance reggaeton?

Jorge: with one or more mojitos, with my own style

Roberto: you also become brave (whatever expression the English have to mean lose the inhibition), no? It’s beautiful because what doesn’t managed to accomplish ‘El Desafío’, you put back on the riders leathers (Waru’s comment: yes I translated that correctly, that are pretending those are the leathers Jorge would use on a race weekend.)

Jorge: I don’t see it very rider-like. More like kart-like, Mario bros

Someone: Mario bros

Roberto: Super Mario

Jorge: More like Fernando Alonso more than a rider

Roberto:that’s correct

Mariló: but it suit you

Roberto: We are going to see a different Jorge Lorenzo. Completely

Jorge: The nerves have me wear out. I’m pretty active. This morning I was pretty active, jumping and so, and I hope to enjoy it to the maximum and

Roberto: I don’t want to put you in more tension. I won’t make you talk more because I know you like to focus/concentrate, but I going to real to you and to the people at home that there’ll be a small cameo that will bring memories to him. I don’t know if happy, but memories for sure.

Jorge: assholes

Roberto: I’m telling you

Jorge: I will know? (not sure because is mumbled)

Roberto: well is okay. Go and prepare if you want. Noe, good luck.

Noe: good luck

Roberto: Jorge Lorenzo with the team of dancers go and get prepared. And for those at home, I remind you, we have the ‘El Desafío en casa’ (the Challenge at home), I encourage you to record yourself dancing... (basically they encourage views to do their own challenge and post on social media)

[waynes-multiverse]

Oh, Wayne - this was GLORIOUS!!! This is the first time I’ve laughed today, and I needed it so bad! Starting with “Seth Rogen” I get it - looks may fade, but sarcasm? That shit is forever! Intelligence and personality means far more than a pretty face.

And I swear you were reading my mind in this! “Yep, Dean fucking Winchester – God of all Gods, monster hunter extraordinaire, hero of all innocent damsels, and idiotic clown of all clowns, shamelessly stole her heart since… well, pretty much the minute they met and she first laid eyes on him.” Yep, this is so me - have tried to deny love at first sight, but Han Solo and Dean Winchester - I was a goner at first sight! And “Dear fucking God, why did she have to fall in love with that dork? Why can’t it be some nice, normal guy without an abundance of commitment issues?” Again?!?! Get. Out. Of. My. Head - It’s scary in here! (But then again, I have more issues than a magazine stand - but then again, so do the real and fictional men I love, sooo…but I digress)

You made me laugh so hard with the collision and Dean’s reactions: ““Baseball, Sam drinking green smoothies, a scratch on Baby’s new coat of paint…” “We should, uh, probably, uhm, detangle…” “His dick is an escaped zoo animal and clearly on the prowl tonight.” BWAHAHAHA!!!! All three dogs were passed out, so all three got treats thanks to your glorious sense of humor! (Quinn says thanks again, BTW)

“It’s-, uhm, it’s okay,” she says surprisingly,”. Damn right it is! (Or maybe left). “Or that… you could do that…”. Yes, yes he could - all damn day…and night…and…oh, wait, where was I? And “Well, uhm, like I said – not that long… Just a very short period of time… Like, since November 29th… 2012,” I’m sure if we give it a couple more years, I’ll be completely over you.” AWWWW!!! I love bashful, silly Dean. But I love her response even more: “Uhm, well… is that something you would like? I mean, to get-, uh, would you wanna get under me?” Girl, I would have stood up and clapped, because that is a total boss move, but I’d drop my phone! In a million years I’d never be brave enough to do that, or “No, I think we’ve been taking things slow for long enough.” QUEEN! She needs to be worshipped for her quick wit and bountiful blessings she is about to receive!

And then I’m giggling again at “Jesus, Y/N… Going in for the kill, huh? You can’t say stuff like that to a man in a compromising position,” and “grabbing her a little tighter before bolting down the bunker hallway like a little kid on Christmas morning.” Then right back to sweetness with “he hopes the thing does as advertised and fucking remembers her forever.” That was just so perfect!

And that thorough fucking? “Wow” indeed! How could you not be after something like that with someone like him? But him asking if she was lonely, then straight to moving into his room - so damn sweet!

And the sass with the whole scene with Sam’s return and knocking him out of bed? Bwahahaha!!! “Oh, because I’m gonna rail Y/N in every room we have.” HELL YEAH!! Yeah, book that room, Sammy - right after your therapy session! This was SO DAMN GOOD! I needed this silliness and sweetness today more than you know. Thank you so much for this wonderful, hysterical, hot ride!! Happy Unattached Drifter Christmas to you ❤️

Are you aiming for a best reader award? What’s happening? 😳 Also, I literally love you to death for this 😘❤️ Here’s your award. You may take the boy and the prize:

And yes, thank you! Humor and personality is so important! I don’t wanna be bored to death for the rest of my life 😂 And who wouldn’t love this adorable idiot?

Besides, who’d want a perfect person? The pressure! Like, I don’t trust those motherfuckers. Nuh-uh, if you don’t have obvious flaws, you’re definitely a psycho and I don’t wanna be dismembered and buried in your yard 😒

Hahaha and well, that thorough fucking came from my prompt in the initial request (“soft love making”). You know me well enough by now to know I just run with that shit 😂🖤

And yeah, I guess Sam thought they were like Ross and Rachel, buy really they turned out to be Monica and Chandler 🤣

So happy I made your day a bit better with a few laughs, hun! And thank you for this amazing ask! Love you 🥰❤️😘

[i-am-hoo-iyam]

‘Yn! Look! All the kids got me and you and moon valentines!” All the kids ruched in with valentines. “Golly! So many! One at a time please”.

The first kid in line came up. “Here yn I got you dis!” It was a card with a lady in a bikini blowing a kiss. The inside said: have a sexy Valentine’s Day, you sexy wh😳re you. Yn turned to sun. “Sun I have a great activity idea for today!” “Cool! What’s that?” “Why don’t weeeee teach the younger kids to read!” Yn showed the card to sun. Sun was now red instead of yellow. “Yes thets a great wonderful amazing awesome fantastic incredible super idea that’s EXACTLY what we should do! Teach the kids to read the cards before they give them!”

“Here sun I got you a gift and moon a gift! My brother drew the smiley face inside!”

“That’s an… interesting face!” “He says their name is sinep!” “Yessssssss very interesting”. “Sunny why are you making that face?” Sun put the card down. “Okkkkk next!”

A baby toddled up and handed sun his gooey pacifier. “Oh my gosh I love it thanks so much!” Sun hugged the kid.

“Here’s a card for Andy!” Andy read it. “Happy valentines day to you… nobody likes you… you look like an animal go back to the zoo…” “you should know my father is a zookeeper and it is a fine profession! He can tame a frothing beast in five seconds and turn it into a complacent animal”.

The next kid came and threw up on sun. “I got you chocolates but I ate them by accident but then I guess I gave them back”. Yn helped sun clean up. “Thanks sunshine! Why don’t you go with moon! He can give you a medicine that will help your tummy feel better and then he can get you all nice and cozy to rest”. Moon led the kid away.

The next kid had a huge bouquet of roses and a real diamond. “My mom says it’s too keep letting me come here for free while she shops and rides in her limo”. Sun set them aside. “That’s really really nice of her! Has she let you ride in the limo before?” “Not till I’m older”. “That makes sense”.

The next couple kids got sun a teddy bear. The kid after that had a half empty Chica fizzy faz for yn and half a stick of gum for Andy. Another kid gave moon some glow in th e dark finger paint. A kid literally stopped down and picked up a hair from the ground and gave it to sun. A really little kid gave sun a candle that said ‘sticky c🫣m scent sure yo make you horny”. “My mom wowks In a sex showp! She doesn’t let me go in thow…”. This kid often came in the daycare smelling of second hand cigarette smoke. ( like he didn’t smoke but his mom did).

The best gift was the teddy bear and a jumbo box of chocolates, the worst was not the card or the candle but a kid brought his dead goldfish in. “I don’t want it anymore you can have it”. The most expensive was the diamond and another kid brought in a purebred puppy that was worth a lot of money except this one was blind and the runt. They gave it to an animal shelter. The cheapest one was the hair. The biggest was when this kids aunt did wheelies and donuts in the parking lot with her monster truck as a show for the kids. She almost crushed a junk car she towed there for fun but that’s where fazbear drew the line and made her bring both cars back home. The smallest one was this ‘interesting looking grain of sand’ this kid found on the beach.

[kazewhara]

falling asleep on the train with xiao 😳😳😳

"sorry to bother you but, uh, is this seat taken?"

xiao takes out one headphone at your words and shakes his head. "no, go ahead." he gestures subtly to the seat beside him for you to sit and shuffles over some more when you do.

the trains are usually packed whenever you do your daily commute to and from classes everyday. you'd tried your best to plan your schedule around rush hour, but there were no other times available for the classes you needed, so you had to settle for what was being offered. the crowding and heavy foot traffic does very little to improve your mood for the day, but it's not all bad when you get to see xiao on the way home.

you've had a crush on xiao since the end of your freshman year. he made a name for himself amongst his fellow music majors and professors as a prodigy since he's well-versed in musical history, theory, and overall talent. his good looks only helped boost his popularity with the other students, and soon enough you, along with several others, found themselves weak to xiao's silent charm. you consider yourself to be one of his luckier admirers though, since you're the only one who's been riding the same train with him for over two years now.

the only real problem is that you've never been able to talk to him one-on-one. you have mutual friends which pushed you two together on occasion, but never have you actively sought him out for conversation unless absolutely necessary; you preferred to admire xiao from afar -- or at least as far as hu tao would let you whenever she hosted gatherings.

you squeeze yourself into the end seat beside xiao, willing your heart to slow down when you feel how warm he is next to you. "thanks," you say, smiling a little when he gives you a small nod.

you wish you could say you had some magical moment with your crush on a crowded train, but you can't. after you sit, nothing happens; you and xiao just sit in silence as your train speeds through the city to your respective destinations. you notice that xiao still had one headphone out and for a second, consider telling him that you recognize the song he's listening to, but you think against it; what if he thinks you're weird for paying attention to his music in the first place? his music is loud, but you don't want to come across as nosy, so you stay silent.

honestly, the silence is nice. the rest of the train car is surprisingly quiet, and as the events of the day begin to weigh on you, you feel your eyelids starting to get heavy. you blink twice slowly before giving up and shutting your eyes. you've slept a few times on the train before, so this shouldn't be a problem, right?

xiao nudges you gently, making you jump. "s-sorry," you stammer as though you were in the wrong.

he shakes his head. "no, that wasn't..." the harsh screeching of the train stopping makes him pause for a second, then: "i was going to ask if you wanted to listen since you're nodding off."

your cheeks warm. you look down to see him handing you an ear bud and then back up at his face. xiao isn't the most expressive guy, so you don't know what you were expecting to see, but his golden eyes are fixed on you which makes you look away quickly to pretend you didn't make eye contact at all. this should be fine, right? you two aren't exactly strangers -- this is fine. just friends being friends.

...right?

"are you sure?" you ask, hestiantly taking the earbud. your fingers brush and you recoil a bit. "i don't wanna bother you or anything--"

"if you were bothering me, i would have ignored you when you asked to sit." xiao's words are as blunt as ever. he has a point, even if he's a little too brash in his approach. but here you were, sitting here with your heart hammering away in your chest anyways. "do you want to listen or not?" he asks again.

fearing that you were annoying him, you nod quickly and put the earbud in, your brows furrowing as you tried to make out what song was playing. when you ask xiao about the song that comes to mind, he turns his eyes back to his phone. "do you not like this one?" he asks.

"no, no, it's fine!" you raise a hand to stop him. "it's alright, really. thank you."

xiao gives you a grunt in response and then... nothing. you're back to square one, sitting in silence with your crush as you ride home. the music doesn't ease your nerves the way you thought it would. you can still feel xiao pressed against your side and you're listening to his music; something he likes that he thought you'd like -- something he was willing to change just for you.

you're not sure how you got to this point, but you're pretty sure your crush on him just got worse.

not only does the music not help your nerves, but it doesn't help your drowsiness either. when the next song starts, you close your eyes and try to focus on the music in hopes that the beat would wake you up, but it doesn't. you're asleep in almost no time at all, your head nodding as the train shambles quickly along the tracks.

xiao, who's been watching you from his peripheral for the past couple of minutes, sighs when he sees your head jerk backwards. he's not sure what he was hoping would happen when he offered his headphone to you. he made up the lie of keeping you awake on the spot. he'd actually been meaning to do something like this ages ago; sharing music with others was his way of expressing his fondness for them, be it through the lyrics or melodies, since he wasn't the best at words of affirmation. part of him hoped you'd have picked up on that by now, but judging by the way you seemed to fear him still, he still had a long way to go before he got that message across.

beside him, your head thuds against the wall behind your head and you scrunch your face in pain with a quiet groan, but you don't wake. xiao hesitates for a second before he brings his hand up and pulls you down against his shoulder. xiao tries to reason with himself for being so impulsive -- he's just trying to keep you from hitting your head again, that's all. but when you hum and lean into him a little more, he finds himself stuck.

you seemed to be afraid of him enough as it was; every time you met up, you'd avoid his eyes or cut conversations shorter than they needed to be. just a few minutes ago you shrunk back from his touch like he'd burned you, leaving him clueless. he has no idea what he did to make you act like this around him, especially since he's gone out of his way to make his feelings for you as unnoticeable as possible.

as you slumber on his shoulder, xiao wonders if you would hate him for touching you like this if you found out. again, he sighs. maybe if he was more obvious, you wouldn't act the way you do around him. he rolls his eyes. he swore he would never ask zhongli for advice, but the longer he thinks about it, the more he realizes he may not have a choice.

because if this is what it's like to be so close to you on the regular, if you were always this cozy, then... maybe xiao would have to be greedy just this once.

he rests his head on yours and keeps scrolling through his phone. he'll move and wake you before your stop comes so you won't hate him later. for now, he was going to savor the moment and indulge in your warmth for a little while.