#rice is rambling

[rice-enjoyer]

oh fuck the hyperfixation is HYPERING

[rice-pudding-slaps]

NOT EVEN A YEAR

[steamed-rice-enjoyer]

wish i could get the. horny ovulating buff. could turn that into writing smut and or drawing softcore porn. BUT NOOOO i get the wrath that could make me kill god. unreasonably angry energy. trying SO hard to convert it to horny. im failing miserably,,,,,,,,,,,

[zombiesama]

[ID: the "Neil banging out the tunes meme". It is an image of a naked rat next to a colorful toy piano. It is captioned "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006". End ID]

tomorrow is Neil banging out the tunes day

[le-agent-egg]

FRYE FINALLY WON A FUCKING SPLATFEST

[post-it-notes7]

I like how DMK is obviously uncomfortable, even though he is making the offer. This goes against his usual conduct towards Mir Falspar, and he probably has to bite down a LOT of his pride to express a modicum of concern. But hey! Now they can bite down DMK’s cooking of questionable quality!

ohohoho yes! they're having a fine meal

[speaknow-sw]

OMFG DAVID JUMP INTO MY PUSSY PLS PLS

[brotherlouis]

guys, it's been years,,, I think I've finally gotten the courage to ask... what the fuck even is the plot of the Vampire Chronicles?

[gofloresgo]

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

You know, we talk about experiencing Breaking Bad via tumblr, but you know what else is great to experience via tumblr? Interview with the Vampire.

What I've learned is that, there's been at least 3 vampire divorces, gay sex that is not fixing them, baby-trapping with a teenage vampire that leads to death of the teenage vampire?, something to do with Samuel Beckett and Daft Punk, fucking that old man, and presumably an interview?

[rice-enjoyer]

my five recent documents(drawings) that show up when i open krita are: 4 sampo sketches. one of kafka

this is very telling..................... GOLLY GEE I WONDER!!! I JUST CAN'T RECKON WHAT THIS MEANS!!

it means i'm a simp. a simp who's practicing anatomy, at least. productive simp? yeah. let's go what that...

[rice-pudding-slaps]

this is me btw if you even care

[steamed-rice-enjoyer]

me, reading my nsfw/smutfics be like: wait... hold on... i might have to let myself cook.......... even fics that are close to a year old....... with some refinements.... (talking over here like a textbook mad scientist LMAO) but then!!! it dawns on me that i can't post ANYTHING untill tuesday because my wifi is wonky as hell. anyway i'll at least have SOME fic/fics to post on here and on my main too...... hopefully

[eebie]

Lemon OR lime can instantly improve any dish but especially chicken noodle soup… or any broth soup. Trust in me it will add that Zang to it without completely altering the flavor

[underwater-i-will-go]

the intimacy in this photo is actually fucking insane

[da-shrimping-station]

AIGHT TIME TO COOK WHB FANS

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What kinks/fetishes would these guys have?

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