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me and bro are beefing and im like lk realizing she is kind of insane and maybe i should not have signed this year lease
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i need more gen x women in my life who care about me
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i am horrified. realistically what is my next move as a trans woman.
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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!
Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
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quit cigarettes cold turkey 2 months ago and im literally so fucking evil about it. i am just as fiendish as any day.
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so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.
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well i finished flat colors on harley but my files aren't syncing. so imagine an awesome cute and perhaps silly chicken
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many people dont know but if you have someone bounce on it regularly your life improves 5 neigh (🐎) 10 fold
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