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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

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quit cigarettes cold turkey 2 months ago and im literally so fucking evil about it. i am just as fiendish as any day.

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so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

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Explorer by Zhipei Fu

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would you still love me if i went beast mode

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well i finished flat colors on harley but my files aren't syncing. so imagine an awesome cute and perhaps silly chicken

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need top from a girl who is glowing green

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many people dont know but if you have someone bounce on it regularly your life improves 5 neigh (🐎) 10 fold

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this how i feel when someone else farts loud as hell in the bathroom im like damn you are extending a pure invite to me but i cannot abandon myself in order to join you

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

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making a post that gets like 9 notes: i run this website

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its really unfortunately that the people in my phone dont know how sexy i am as a real human girl

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would

ur liver looks scrumptious babygirl might i have a bite

babygirl the shit in my liver would give you diseases the cdc never heard of you damn right wrong blog

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a testostergnome is a type of girlmineral that can be used to season salads and enchiladas

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when i make a sandwich i enter Blade Mode