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No no no Feyre, Rhysiepoo, you don’t understand. Lucien wasn’t looking at you with disgust because you’re mated and he’s seeing it for the first time believing you loved Tamlin, he’s disgusted because he just had to hike through mountains, fight his brothers, and fly in another males arms uncomfortably, is in filthy clothes and just betrayed his best friend for a mate he doesn’t even know, and now you guys just ignored him in favor of fucking. Give the male a break. Any reasonable person would be equally as disgusted, the only reason your inner circle isn’t is because they’re used to it.
#feyre archeron#rhysand#okay love ma girl feyre and all#but girlie you really oughta be a better host#at least show him to a shower and a room#or get him new clothes#or something#before you run off and fuck your mate#let him at least be as emmaculately dressed like he usually is#before you go threatening him and reveal everything was a lie#like#girlie come on#rhys you too#acotar#lucien my beloved#lucien vanserra
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Zaddy 🫠
Bonus:
#ofmd#our flag means death#taika waititi#rhys darby#ofmd bts#ofmd behind the scenes#thank you samba <333#sigh FINE i'll gif it myself#i should've made some of these smaller but now i'm too lazy to change it so enjoy big gifs <3#ofmd gifs#ida.stuff
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What if acotar antagonists got the same level of justification as our 'heroes' from the Night Court did?
#my art#acotar#acotar fanart#amarantha#prythian's best worst girl#keir#beron vanserra#anti rhysand#posting this on april 1st pls don't take their excuses TOO seriously#is just so silly to me rhys can excuse anything he does with a 12 page monologue and 2 tears#keir can cry the two tears too!#amarantha can give you a choice between doing what she wants and horrible suffering#but it's YOUR CHOICE of course#kinda like 'go die in the human lands or get locked in the house of wind' :)#with beron i'm just indulging myself
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listening to rhys talk about ofmd's cancellation on that podcast has me like
#OFMD#Our Flag Means Death#OFMD Season 2#Rhys Darby#Edit#making this edit was cathartic really#because man he loves us and our silly little beautiful show so so much#and you can tell it means so so much to him#AND MAN RHYSIE IT MEANS SO SO MUCH TO US TOO#SO I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT SIR#I CAN AND WILL CONTINUE TO GIVE WB/MAX/DAVID ZASLAV HELL FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE#WE ALL DESERVE OUR THIRD SEASON AND OUR PROPER CONCLUSION#BUT YOU //ESPECIALLY// DO
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Skizz: And by "we": I am skeptical, but Tango used the number "100%".
Impulse: And I am also skeptical, but I am willing to follow Tango on this, because I'm his friend.
Skizz: Clearly I am too, because I'm his friend through the transitive property of Impulse.
#a quote#jits phasmo#impulsesv#skizzleman#tangotek#mentioned a lot so I'll include him too#tango demoted to friend of a friend. sad skjdf#this is from impulse's vod 'if you give a ghost a cookie...(phasmophobia with the jits crew)' timestamp ~1:43:40#mod rhys
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the steard is making a return!
#I painted this and suddenly i check instagram and see rhys posted a story of him with a beard#great timing on my side lmao#rhys can you read my mind#or can i read yours?#anyways hot stede making a return#hope i get anons again telling me i draw him too hot#and they were mad about it for some reason#it only motivated me to draw him even hotter#anyways#enjoy#ofmd#our flag means death#steard#stede bonnet#rhys darby#stede bonnet fanart#our flag means death fanart#ofmd fanart#gay pirates#my art
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Twice bitten
Why is my dream to be a housewife? I’m handy okay I have a wild amount of skills I swear I’d be an amazing housewife
Pairing: Buck x Eddie x reader
Word count: ….s’all in da notes app. But I did it okay 🥹🥹🥹 I wrote a longer one it’s a miracle
Notes: I didn’t realize how desperate I was for these two until I tried finding fics for them. Whoever writes them I love you, thank you. Ps, I don’t edit shit I’m sorry
⭐️Day 16: Double Penetration⭐️
It was normal on certain days of the week for Buck to rush home, the guys teased him for it but he just laughed it off claiming he was excited to just pass out after the long day they’d had.
It was normal for Eddie to crash at Bucks place on certain days.
Why no one noticed these days coincided with each other neither man was sure, but they sure as hell weren’t going to point it out.
Everyone knew you were Bucks longtime girlfriend, you’d met after the neighbors in your apartment burnt down their own home and half of yours. There was nowhere to go that night as you sat in the back of an ambulance, an oxygen mask over your face. Buck approached you first after the fire was out, he had been watching you for a little bit and you hadn’t moved in the last 45 minutes. He looked around, uneasy at first because he knew this was stupid. But you just looked so helpless… and your house had literally just burnt down.
“I uh- I promise I’m not a serial killer” Buck joked as he approached you, you looked at him- your eyes red-rimmed and puffy.
“Okay? Cool?” Your voice was a bit hoarse from the smoke, and Buck inwardly cursed himself. That was weird as hell
“I just- you- you don’t have anywhere to go and okay I know this is weird and my boss would kill me for this… but I have a bed! And oh my god that’s not what I mean I swear it’s just-“
“Are you asking me to stay at your place?” You look up at him and his heart breaks all over again for you.
“Yeah I am” he sighs quietly “I have an overnight shift tonight and won’t be home. So, I can take you there. I’ll just say I need to change or something, just. Consider it? Please?” He handed you a piece of paper with his number on it and the rest was history. Buck could remember the night Bobby had found out he’d done that for you, he was on dish duty for two months after that.
Four months after the fire, you still hadn’t found a place to live. It was weird at first, Buck gave up almost everything for your own comfort, often crashing on a coworkers couch. But one night he came home, and you’d made dinner for him as a surprise. The moment he walked through the door you knew something was off, he let his bag fall to the floor as he kicked off his shoes and went straight to his bed, crashing on it and putting a pillow over his head.
“Buck?” You asked softly, but he continued to ignore you. You sat at the edge of the bed and lifted the pillow a bit.
“Evan?” You whispered, and he reached out, pulling you down with him and nuzzling his face in your neck.
That was the night you and Buck had gotten together.
Two months after that, Eddie showed up at the apartment to drop something off and found you there, he knew Buck was seeing someone but he didn’t know it was you he was seeing. The conversation was light and awkward but very flirty and you found yourself comfortable around him immediately. He came around more often for “just hanging out” purposes but Buck knew there was an ulterior motive.
“Do you like my girlfriend?”
Buck cornered Eddie behind the fire truck one day as they were taking a breather, getting drinks from a corner store.
“I’m sorry, what??” Eddie wiped his mouth as he nearly spit his drink out, he coughed a couple times and looked up at him “Do I like who?!”
Buck crossed his arms over his chest “My girlfriend. Y/N? Do you like her?”
Eddie’s cheeks reddened as he tried to hide it behind the bottle. He shook his head as he took another sip. “ I mean- I- she’s cool yeah I like her she’s a nice girl!”
“You know that’s not what I’m asking you” Buck rolled his eyes.
Eddie sighed as he leaned against the truck, he looked down at his hands for a moment “Yeah” he said softly “Yeah I like her”
“So just tell her”
That night Eddie came over to Bucks house and asked you to be his girlfriend too. Buck had been suspicious for a little while before he started asking you questions and the truth came out. You did like Buck… but you just happened to also like Eddie. The immense guilt you’d been feeling went away very quickly when Buck laid back on his bed, his hands behind his head
“Yeah he’s kinda hot isn’t he”
you both laughed as you laid your head on his chest and just talked about Eddie, like two school girls with a secret crush. That was also the night Buck and Eddie decided it wasn’t necessarily a bad thing if they both found each other attractive.
This brought all three of you to today. Buck got home first, wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing you like he hadn’t seen you in months, he was stuck at work and then crashing at Eddie’s place for the last six days in a row.
“I missed you so much pretty girl” he breathed against your neck as he kissed it, inhaling your sweet perfume.
“I missed you too babe” you laughed as he pushed you against the counter and lifted you onto it.
“My gorgeous sweet toy” He whispers. His hands slide up your side and go to take off your shirt when the door starts to unlock. Eddie walks in, looking equally as exhausted. He slowly puts his keys into his pocket as he raises an eyebrow.
“Am I interrupting something?” He asks as he sets his bag down by Bucks, and leans against the closed door
“Not if you wanted to join us.” Bucks eyes sparkle as he smiles widely. Your mouth drops as Eddie shakes his head chuckling. He removes his jacket and sets it on the hook.
“You sure she’s ready for that?” He walks over and gently turns your head to him, giving you a dizzying kiss. Buck and Eddie had been toying with the idea of talking to you about sleeping with the both of them together. It had just been taking turns or one of them watching the other with you, never all three of you at once.
“Yeah I think she might be” He starts kissing your neck again, easing your shirt over your head.
“R-ready for what?” You ask as Eddie keeps kissing you. You feel Bucks hands slide between your thighs as he leaves kisses down your neck.
“We were wondering, if you’d be up for having us both.” Eddie asks as he pulls away for a minute, smirking at the dazed look in your eyes.
“You can definitely say no and if you say yes you can absolutely use your safe word.” Buck says as he pulls away as well.
“What do you mean by ‘having you both?’” You ask as Eddie picks you up and takes you over to Bucks bed. Buck pulls off shirt as he follows and as soon as Eddie sets you down he eases you onto your back, pulling off your bra and sucking your nipple into his mouth. His hand comes up and massages your other breast as he moans softly.
“We both want to be inside you, Y/N” Eddie says as he pulls off his shirt and starts kissing you, he picks you up and puts you on top of Buck, Buck goes to your other nipple, biting and sucking at it. You moan as you tangle your fingers in Bucks hair, pulling his face up to make out with him. You lightly grind against him and Eddie smirks as he watches your body. He pulls your shorts down and leans forward, giving your cotton panties a sweet kiss.
“What do you think Y/N?” Buck asks between kisses. You reach down and unbutton his pants and Eddie helps pull them off.
“We won’t be upset if you say no, you have full control baby.” Eddie reassures you as he starts to rubs your clit through your underwear. Your hips stutter as you grind against his hand and Bucks cock through his boxers.
“Y-yeah I want to try it.” You pant as Eddie pulls your panties to the side and easily slips his fingers in your soaked cunt.
“Fuck I’m into you” Buck laughs breathlessly as you agree to it. Eddie pulls off his pants and grabs your hips, pulling you a bit closer to him. He pulls his fingers out and you whine, angling your hips towards him.
“Shhhh mi vida it’s okay” He starts to grind his cock against your ass, pushing you against Buck. Buck groans loudly as he starts to grind back. Your gasps and moans come sharper from the pressure of both of them.
Eddie finally pulls off your panties, and your legs start shaking a bit. He chuckles and helps Buck pull off his boxers.
“You ready for this pretty girl?” Buck asks as he wraps his arms around you, kissing you softly. Eddie reaches over to the bedside table and pulls out a small bottle of lube and puts some in his hand, stroking his cock and then rubbing it between your ass. This wasn’t the first time you’d done anal but it sure was the first time with the two of them. He reaches down and lifts your hips a little grabbing Bucks cock and coating it too.
“I-I’m ready” you’re a bit nervous, Eddie rubs your back lovingly.
“Remember you can stop us if you need to but we know you can take it.” Eddie lines Buck up first and he pushes into you easily, your eyes roll back in your head as you moan together, Buck can’t help the way he pumps into you immediately. Eddie chuckles and holds his hips
“You’re both so eager”
He teases your tight hole with his cock a bit and you gulp, you angle your hips a bit and bury your head in Bucks neck. He chuckles and reaches his hands down, spreading your cheeks open for Eddie.
Eddie taps your hole again and pushes in slowly. Your body jerks a bit as he fills you, he pours a bit more lube on his cock and pushes in more. You hold onto Bucks body tightly as they both fill you, your cunt squeezes tightly around Buck and he groans, fighting to keep his hips down for you. Eddie throws his head back as he moans loudly, his grip on your hips tighter and bruising.
“Fuck that’s good, fuck” he leans forward with his head on your back as he waits for you to adjust. Your body is trembling as you lay between the two of them, filled to the brim and trying to adjust to being completely filled.
“Oh my god” your voice is high pitched as Bucks hips snap and he finally loses it, thrusting into you and holding onto Eddie’s arms above you. Eddie groans as he starts thrusting too and you feel like you’re being torn apart in the best way possible. They take turns thrusting in and out of you as you cling to Buck, gasping and crying out their names.
“Ah ah fuck Y/N shit you’re so tight” Bucks mouth covers your moans as he kisses you, it’s messy with the way they’re both pumping in and out of you but it feels good. Eddie wraps his hand around your hair and tugs it back gently, pulling you up to him and starts kissing your neck, his hands slide up your sides and cup your tits as they bounce in his hands, he reaches down and starts rubbing your clit.
“Fuck you better cum pretty girl, make a mess in Bucks lap.”
You lay your head on his shoulder, whimpering and whining as Buck grabs your hips now slamming you down on them. You scream their names, babbling incoherently as you cum all over their cocks. Bucks mouth drops in awe as he watches you squirting all over them both. Your body jerks as Buck holds you down on their cocks, they both hold onto you tightly as they come together inside you. Bucks hips stutter as he pushes his cum deep inside you. Eddie pushes his cock in to the hilt and squeezes your tits, pushing every last drop inside you. He pulls out and lets you fall forward into Bucks chest, his cum drips down your pussy and over Bucks balls.
“Fucking hell man” Eddie laughs as he pants, he turns to Buck and grabs his face, kissing him softly. “You both did amazing. Especially you mi amour” he reaches for you and Buck pulls out, handing you over. Your body is shocked and exhausted as you cuddle between the two of them.
“Promise me we’ll do that again when I can feel my body again?” You ask sleepy and both Buck and Eddie chuckle as they kiss your cheeks.
“Yeah we promise we can do that again.”
#eddie diaz#evan buckley x reader#eddie diaz x reader#eddie diaz x evan buckley#eddie diaz x you#eddie diaz x y/n#Eddie Diaz x Evan Buckley x reader#kinktober#kintober 2023#words by Rhys#I wish I knew how to tag#9 1 1#911 x reader#9 1 1 fanfiction#this is probably the right tags#love me#wait I forgot#evan buckley#lmaooooo#I am so proud of this one too#yall don’t say NOTHING mean
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Feyre: Rhysand is my mate and I'm telling you this to your face.
Also Feyre: If you try and break my mating bond, I'm going to ruin your life.
Also Feyre: If you drag me back to Spring against my will, I'll destroy everything you love.
Tamlin: Break her mating bond so I can drag her back to Spring and we can start over.
Also Tamlin: I can't believe you destroyed everything I love and ruined my life!
#like idk pals i feel like feyre was REALLY upfront about what would happen at the end of acomaf#but i don't expect reading comprehension from the i love misogyny fandom#like if you ally with someone to get your girlfriend back and then her sisters are murdered in the process#and she tells you this other guy is her mate and you demand the bond be broken#and then drag her back home when shes saying to your face she doesnt want to go#and she promises to ruin your life like...can you actually be angry when she does it??#its always blah blah blah consent is so important until its tamlin violating consent#and then its well feyre is too stupid to know whats good for her anyway and she needs to just listen#rhys made her dance what a monster but uwu tamlin was just stressed when he nearly killed her with his magical outburst#anti tamlin#pro feyre#youll never catch me stanning a man over a woman in these streets
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tales era angel from my bandit rewrite!
#borderlands#angel the siren#rhys strongfork#a lot of her early wardrobe is patchwork of gifts given to her and she still mostly stays indoors so. comfy clothes.#“oh there's a guy with a copy of my dad in his head you say? and he's going to helios? yeah man i'll be normal about it.”#(sends a kill squad.)#she has a hologram she can speak through like moxxi does in jackpot but she only uses when she's really trying to get her point across#dont look at rhys too hard this is like the second time ive draw him.#my art
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Not to sound weak and basic, but I could never have been "friends" with Lucien.
I could not have been or be *just* friends with Lucien.
Feyre's built differently.
#acotar#lucien vanserra#just speaking my truth#a court of thorns and roses#acowar#a court of wings and ruin#a court of frost and starlight#yeah Rhys is one thing but I'll never fathom how she had eyes for Tamlin over Lu#Lucien's 100% that guy friend you just silently lust and suffer over the entirety of your ''friendship''#I know myself well enough to know Az would be a struggle too#I would not be well in this universe#sjm#sarah j maas
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I knew people in this fandom weren’t meant to be taken seriously when they started hating on Rhys for having more than one house 😭
#let me tell you their reason was insanity#lmaoooooo#dude he’s 500 years old#he’s gonna have more than one house#I know I would#and you know you would too#they tagged it as pro Nesta :(#WTH does Rhys and his homes have to do with nes???????????????#acotar#rhysand acotar#pro rhysand
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Being a silt verses fan and an ethics town fan is so funny because. Like.
These are the same VAs 😂😭
#the silt verses#ethics town#rhys and sarah being “besties” in ethics town vs carson almost getting shrue killed in silt verses fight fight#consider: ian and noah in tsv and shrue and carson in ethics town#carson would have a ball in ethics town i will be honest#ian would somehow be more miserable#draws a line between noah who loves to talk vs shrue who's greatest strength/weakness was their words (and their inevitable ineffectiveness)#hmm do you see my vision#also I will not! think too hard about noah referring to ian as january!!! i will not!!
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they'll get it right relatively soon!
shout-out to @sillywabbits for saying that back when I was deciding on a name for Rhys! lmao
#daycare attendant fnaf#daycare attendant sun#sun x y/n#sun x oc#sundrop x y/n#sundrop x oc#masc y/n#doombop!#my art#rhys#gently putting forth that I dont intend on writing Sun “mean”. !~ if you gave the fic a read. tried to subtly imply y/n (rhys) isn't -#greeeaatt with the animatronics. i like the idea of building something from “oh. huh. guess i was wrong. time to re-learn you i guess.” lool#honestly if someone's response to jokes is “sorry if you're upset-” when ur just goofin off id get “??????” too ASJFKSKD#doombop! spoilers#<- just in case!
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look at what we achieved. what we started. it might seem like we'll never find sth like it again but we will. there will be new chapters, new stories, new characters, new meanings we will fall in love with and have our hearts broken by. our flag never meant just death. it meant that life will begin again.
#i love you all#cancelling playlist will finally be made#will post about my general ofmd playlist again too#thats how i cope at least#with music#ofmd#our flag means death#long live ofmd#taika waititi#rhys darby#david jenkins#nathan foad#blackbonnet#gentlebeard
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Tango, reading chat: 'You can craft netherrack in Create-' I don't think you can. I don't think you can.
*a pause, as Tango searches netherrack in the blocks on the sidebar*
Tango: Yeah. You can turn netherrack into... netherrack. If you- If you use the mansory bench, you can turn netherrack into netherrack, so. Keep that in mind. There's always that option.
#tangotek#hc create mod#hermitcraft#a quote#truly ground breaking stuff from tango here djfk#mod rhys#edit: oh! I did forget this source on this one! sorry! knew I would eventually#this is a vod on tango's second channel titled 'create - storage upgrades and improved honey apples!' timestamp ~53 minutes#I have been informed the mod is called just enough items! though I think adding that to the sentence makes it too wordy#but very good to know! thank you
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i love how ciri just walked into stygga castle like “🫵😡 YOU BETTER LET MY MOMMY GO!!!!!!!!” and vilgefortz was, predictably, like “😗🤚 that ain’t happenin. to the laboratory !”
#lady of the lake has so many plot contrivances#geralt finding out the location of sty… i mean… rhys rhun… from the pipes underneath zubàrran#yennefer being imprisoned so she was kept out of commission until the final final act#because otherwise she would be too powerful#ciri basically just turning herself in after skipping through literally universes and universes in her escape#but you know. at least for ciri it does work#because she could have gone travelling forever. but she goes to france and remembers her mom and has to come home#expected teenager girl with a healthy relationship with her mom behavior. i love her and yen#geralt: i’m a parent so my child can have what i didn’t 😌🤚 … a mom#the elbow-high diaries#book: lady of the lake#c: ciri#c: vilgefortz#the witcher books#lady of the lake spoilers
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