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Okay so I'm just going to headcanon that TROS!Rey is actually just a really hastily programmed droid that Rey made to go on some adventure with the guys and maybe try to deal Kylo's bullshit while she takes like a sorely needed vacation away from all this. Hence why Rey makes zero sense and acts all OOC and doesn't seem to display proper human emotion like someone who is not a robot. Reybot tries, but she doesn't quite cut it. And our poor himbo Ben Solo just can't quite tell, bless him.
Ben: *brings Reybot back to life by accidentally pressing her restart button*
Reybot: *thump* whrrrrrrrr
Reybot: Ben.exe
Reybot: a>kissofgratitude.exe
Ben: ... *dies happy, but kinda confused*
Reybot: Ben.exe has crashed.
And then Rey comes back with a nice mani/pedi to find her boyfriend dead and Reybot buried her fucking lightsabers in the goddamn sand yOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB, REYBOT.
#and now she has to go somehow bring her bf back from the dead#and clean all that sand outta those lightsabers#ruin her damn nails fuckkkk#poor Rey#tros bullshit#tros novelization#reylo#go see a star war#reybot
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Find one of a kind vintage band shirt designs in store and online at Forgotten Saints LA. ForgottenSaintsLA.com Model: Alicia Vigil
#forgotten saints#Cody varona#AC/DC#AC/DC tee#vintage rock tee#rockstar clothing#FSLA#vintage AC/DC#rock store Hollywood#Alicia Vigil#she demons#vigil of war#reybot#melrose#sunset strip#rock style#70s style#80s band tee
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A kiss of gRATITUTE?!?!??!
The kiss and Ben’s death
#tros novelization#the fuck are they dancing around the concept of love for?!?!#just say they loved each other like what the fuckkkk#this is so dumb#i cannot#go see a star war#reylo#I'm just going to refer to tros rey as reybot#because your literal soulmate dies and you're all hunky dory like 'aw bummer oh well'#no human emotions#a reybot#w o w
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The Museum
Part 1
The Celebrity Robot Museum is the biggest opening party in the world.
The red carpet is out the lights are plastered everywhere as the stars walk out.
The doors swing open to reveal a Benedict Cummberbatch Doll at the from door.
The robot whizzes to action his eyes signal he is operating.
The Ai operating system gets to work assign to it guiding the crowds.
They cross the hallway in to the first room of the museum set up to be mansions living room.
“Hello everyone my name is Lawrence this is Cummberbatch Bot fully activated and he is available for purchase.”
“Yes the old for sale is one of a kind and the real deal.”
“He so wiped clean, showers, prepped and of course dressed.”
Part 2
The floor begins to shake stopping before the machinery descends.
The machine stops in a outside set up to be in a parking lot.
They walk off to find Hugh Jackman Robot waving to me.
“I am so glad to meet you”
“Please let me know what I can do”
“I am at your mercy”
They all walk over to him taking a spin by his body and giving it a swat.
One of the members of the crowd grabbing on to him hugging tightly.
“Sir Nice Hug Sir”
Part 3
Ryan Gosling is the next on the scene a back yard posing for the camera.
“You see this pretty boi”
“Classing good looks”
“Cute butt”
“All for the taking”
“Go ahead grab his ass”
“ Can I use him?”
“Type your initials”
“Awesome”
“Make your command”
Part 4
Armie Hammer is so gorgeous though I truly cannot agree with his fetish.
I had a few troops fly by way of a private tier rented out helicopter.
They stop landing at the far end of the hot and sandy island.
The ropes slide out of the helicopter attach to his hand he slid down.
Escaping in to get forest the troops hide in the pushes, using a straw to shoot him and he is out.
He falls to the ground, they grab him up and head out.
We are back at the museums with his robot on full display and he shines.
It is bound on for display the light is over cast on him.
The lights glow purple and I offer someone a chance to use him.
Part 5
“Hey everyone! I am Ryan Reybot”
“I am HOT”
“So Hot”
“Check my ass out”
“No really!”
“Use me”
“Aaaaaahhhhhhh”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah oh yeah!”
“See! Told you so”
The end
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Thanks everyone for joining me today for my first @popshoplive show and live IG feed. I wanted to include all of my Instagram tribe in this and, with the help of my dear friend and assistant @reybot, we were able to stream both platforms simultaneously. There were a few kinks but we’ll smooth those out. I’m naturally an uber isolated human even before lockdown ever happened, but I was hoping to find a more interactive way of reaching you and sharing my work with those of you who support me since conventions have been on hold. @popshoplive gave me an opportunity that is a sweet solution to allow you to experience the merchandise, prints and artwork in real time while allowing you to ask questions and purchase directly through the feed. It’s like classier version of QVC with an added goth vibe 😈. A gazillion thanks again. If you missed out, these are the only blankets left and you can find them in my big cartel. Link is in my bio XXX https://www.instagram.com/p/CMQtZ2kJRP5/?igshid=xy6pe19934k7
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#tbt to when I became a twerk queen @ladytepesx @reybot
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This Saturday! Both owners of The Black Broom will have art pieces in this group show!
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🔥😈🔥 “When people ask what I do for a living.”🔥😈🔥 Repost The Homie: @reybot
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Headbanger and Bassist Alicia Vigil in our NEW FSLA Long Sleeve Crank Volume Flowy Body Tee and our classic leather apple top hat. Check out her new band "Vigil of War" rocking out soon on the Sunset Strip. Facebook.com/VigilOfWar
#forgotten saints#Alicia Vigil#Alicia Vigil clothing#Cody varona#crank volume#head banger#melrose ave#ladies of metal#metal girl#apple hat#rock fashion#bassist#metal#bass#she demon#she demons#reybot#rockstar#black veil brides army#big#black veil brides
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Come to FSLA HQ for ready to wear one-of-a-kind designs and handmade custom clothing by Cody Varona. You can also see these and more original designs at ForgottenSaintsLA.com Visit us at 7569 Melrose, Hollywood CA. Open 7 Days A Week Model: Sean Behr Items seen here: FSLA Button Up 3/4 Sleeve Leather Big Apple Hat Custom Pants By Cody Varona
#custom clothing#70s glam#70s style#rock style#forgotten saints#custom Pants#stage pants#melrose Ave#FSLA#Cody varona#Cody varona designer#forgotten saints custom#Hollywood rock n roll#rock n roll#vintage style#Sean behr#reybot
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NEW FSLA 'BANGIN' HEADS TEE! Available in store and online NOW as a patched on soft black tee, a 3/4 marble body tee and a woman's white off shoulder top! See them now at ForgottenSaintsLA.com Original Artwork by Jpeg01 Model: Logan Nikolic
#skulls#80s skull#80s metal#sunset strip#guns and roses#Nikki sixx#rock n roll#FSLA#forgotten saints#Logan nikolic#rock fashion#metal fashion#metal style#rock and roll#jpeg01#melrose#Cody varona#reybot
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Who or what controls your strings? Curious to hear what message or ideas you get from this image. These are some of the details of a pretty large drawing I completed back in 2018 titled “The Keepers”. Dimensions are 39 x 50 inches. I primarily used graphite but utilized some mixed media as well including charcoal, pan pastel, ashes, brake cleaner & maybe some whiskey😉. Be warned, I’m gonna keep molesting you with hand drawings for the rest of the month but I’d like you to take part, too. I’ll be sharing some of my actual hand references and I’d like to invite YOU to share your visual interpretation of the material. I’ll share your images, drawings or whatever you’d like to make with the reference photos to my stories. Hope you enjoy. Thanks @reybot for lending me Barry 🐍 for this drawing. It’s always great to have legit references to study. #graphite #muerte #witch #hands #skeleton #graphitedrawing #roses #anatomy #death #arte #magick #snaketattoo https://www.instagram.com/p/CQy3ODAp9Uo/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Just some of the items I’ll have available in my big cartel at 3pm PST tomorrow March 10th. I’ll also be broadcasting live from my Popshoplive store and Instagram live to share these with you and answer any questions with the help of @reybot. You can find find my url to both shops in my bio, highlights and stories. DM me if you have any issues. There is only one of each apparel item available and only one of most of the blankets and prints so jump on the one you want. The baby onesie and tshirt are also one of a kind. Hope to meet some of you tomorrow on the live feed! 🤍🤍🤍🤍 #themisfits #darkart #death #skeleton #enamelpainting #crimsonghost https://www.instagram.com/p/CMOKXe-J4Fh/?igshid=1islkz43jzt0o
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On my days off I’ve been alternating between day pajamas, night pajamas, all day pajamas, no make up and full on disheveled muppet hair. These days, blankets & pillows have assumed a higher level of importance. Last December, my assistant @reybot gifted me something that, quite literally, became my security blanket. I’m not sure how many of you had one of those as a child but I had a few. I had a quilt my mother made me, a velvet pillow and a raggedy bear that carried me through some of my toughest days. I use my new blanket daily. When it’s cold in the studio, I have it on my lap & on the coldest days of this past winter, I would wrap it around my shoulders before leaving to work to buffer the cold in my truck until the heat set in. We are living in a very unique and spectacular era. I know, it feels like a frightening & dangerous world, but, for once in our lives, we are all in the same boat and able to sympathize and care for each other as we’ve never been able to before. I find this exquisitely beautiful. Because of this, I felt, I should make something useful that can offer warmth and maybe a little bit of reassurance. A couple of weeks ago I had several woven blankets made with some of my favorite graphics that I thought you might find comforting. I chose 4 pieces with hands & one image of my drawing “afterlife souvenir”. That particular piece represents what we leave behind as a memory for others as we metamorphose into our next form. We’re suffering a great loss of lives these days. It’s unfortunate that it becomes more numbers and statistics with charts & graphs rather than acknowledging the significant loss of each precious and unique life. Fear, suffering and desperation shouldn’t dissolve our intuitive kindness and morality, but it will most definitely test them. My hope is that it will make us more aware of our fragility, unite us & raise us to a higher level of consciousness. Please be safe out there. For those who are interested in a blanket, they will be available at 2pm PST. Link is in my bio. Limited numbers available. I am quality control and tested each one. They’re very nice😉 Time to go back to sleep💤 https://www.instagram.com/p/B-2Ol9RJR14/?igshid=16q6pyjeyciq
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I’m dedicating this post to my amazing friend and assistant @reybot who has been struggling with Tourette’s syndrome for some time now. Being different is very accepted now a days but being very different, well, I would hope that’s accepted with the same mind set. As many of you know, I’ve struggled with anxiety both with showing my art in galleries and during conventions. I’m pretty normal when I’m in my natural habitat at home with friends but I have very few close friends. Rey has been my buffer in my more outward social situations. He’s made this transition more manageable and I’m grateful to have such a kind friend in my corner. That said, I’ve been working very hard for the last 5 years to integrate myself into the regular world. It’s such a fascinating place that I’ve always wanted to be a part of but always felt too alien and awkward to take part in. My history is long and hard on being alone so it would take time to explain this position I’m in. Being invited to the @popshoplive platform and creating this live feed has allowed me to connect with you in a whole new way in sharing what I do and giving you an opportunity to interact with me and my art on a different level. I’m hoping it gives you insight and the information to be more connected to the work than ever before. My next feed will feature a very, very, VERY special guest that will knock your socks off. If you can guess who it is, you’ll get a free print of your choice. #tourettesyndrome https://www.instagram.com/p/CMWZZwIJaVR/?igshid=rqrzs9i74ai8
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Hollywood Rock 'N' Roll since 1995. NEW FSLA Tiger Tee design by Travis Height in men's and woman's sizes now in store or online at ForgottenSaintsLA.com Model: Scarlett Kapella
#forgotten saints#fsla tee#forgotten saints la clothing#forgotten saints la#1995#1995 style#tiger#tiger tee#tiger art#tiger design#rock n roll#80s style#70s style#80s fashion#scarlett kapella#reybot#melrose#sunset strip#melrose ave
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