#go see a star war

[stillknowntobequitevexxing]

[go-see-a-starwar]

Hi I love your username! I assume it's a reference to arrested development :)

You know it! I was stumped on a username but then I remembered the great Lucillie Bluth and thought "go-see-a-starwar" was at least a good placeholder. Then it stuck and now I can't really imagine calling this blog anything else.

[kply-industries]

"Today, instead of the nightly news, I'm just going to talk about Star Wars for an hour or so."

[machinenerding]

Zorii Bliss impossibly shares a drink with Mando 🍹

[valiantnomore]

not me watching a playthrough of Star Wars Droid Works (1998)...

[darlingjmiller]

do you play games 3+ years after their release date or are you normal?

[secretly-a-trekkie]

do you ever turn to your side expecting to see someone that isn't there

[raphaerolo]

wlw codywan anyone?

[a-compass-without-a-needle]

This is what happened after 3.1 isn't it?

[aberrant-eyes]

Ching Streese

Theat Whins

Reblog with the star wars character(s) based on your last meal or snack

[kraftykelpie]

Garazeb 💜 feat.: trying to figure out lasat clothes (like fancy outfits)

[megamindsupremacy]

So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.

I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.

Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.

His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight

[storyspinner91]

lol the one with Kyle or whatever his name was got me (cishet dude)

[swedenis-h]

They went together au! (X)

[licorishh]

no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh

[qimir-the-stranger]

We get it, Disney. We get it.

Star Wars is not for women.

Star Wars is not for Black people.

Star Wars is not for Asian people.

Star Wars is not for Queer people.

Star Wars is not for anyone who is marginalized and has different lived experiences.

Nope. Star Wars is ONLY for cishet white men. We hear you loud and clear. We know you don’t care about us at all.