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darthgloris · 1 year ago

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Our Padawan

Pairing: Anakin Skywalker x fem!Jedi!reader

A/N: this has been in the back of my mind for so long, I'm so glad I'm finally writing this down 😃😃 I love you all and hope you're happy and healthy

Warnings: fluff, family dynamic, platonic!Ahsoka x reader, Anakin being the best boyfriend ever

Summary: Padawan learner Ahsoka Tano takes a big risk during a mission: fighting General Grievous on her own. Her Masters, Anakin and Y/N, are ready to protect her from every and any danger; when they get her to safety, Anakin is relieved, but Y/N's fear of losing the young girl gets in the way of being glad that Ahsoka didn't get hurt.

Our Padawan II // Our Padawan III

☆☆☆

"They sent the child to destroy my station? The Republic must be running out of Jedi!"

Ahsoka shifted her stance to defensive as she prepared her lightsaber.

To be truthful, this wasn't supposed to be a mission, but Anakin's "do as I say, not as I do" teaching strategy didn't seem to have the best results, and more often than not it ended up in the young Padawan doing exactly as he did.

And now she was facing Grievous nearly on her own, only accompanied by her fellow soldiers.

"You must be General Grievous."

The cyborg cackled exaggerately.

"He's just another tinny, boys. Let's scrap him like the rest." She sassed, lunging forward with her green lightsaber.

Grievous quickly blocked the blow and managed to shove her off. She hit the ground with a pained groan and looked up as the Clones shot at him. He deflected all the blaster shots, killing one of them and slashing two others with his lightsaber. He towered over Rex, who was sprawled out on the ground, and raised his weapon over his head. Ahsoka's eyes widened and she leapt in front of her friend, blocking the General's weapon with her own.

"Sorry to interrupt your playtime, grumpy, but wouldn't you prefer a challenge?"

"That wouldn't be you." As Grievous ignited a second lightsaber, she cringed internally.

Maybe she shouldn't have said that.

...

"Where is the fight you promised me, youngling?"

She was definitely getting in trouble for this.

Y/N and Anakin would kill her. She knew they'd be furious with her for doing this, but there was no turning back now.

She hid behind one of the metal shelves in the storage room, looking out for a way to escape. She used the Force to knock an item down on the other side of the room to distract Grievous, then made for sneaking out.

As if on cue, her commlink beeped. Damn it. She cupped her hand over it to silence the noise before answering. "Ahsoka, it's me, Rex. There are only two of us left. Should we abort the mission?"

"No, complete the mission. Set the charges and rendezvous at the landing bay." She replied as quietly as she could.

Ahsoka cut him off as he tried to protest. "That's an order, Rex. I'll keep the General busy. Ahsoka, out."

She turned off her commlink and silently crawled through the shelves as Grievous' gruff voice rang out again.

"Come here, child, I'm looking for you. So far you have failed to impress me."

The R3 unit found her as she backed up against the wall, flattening her body over the cold metal. "Goldie, over here." To her surprise, the droid shone a light on her, revealing her location. "Goldie, no!"

She gasped as the cyborg pulled the commlink off her wrist and destroyed it, making her miss the message Rex was about to send. "Your friends won't help you. You're stuck with me." His figure towering over her was certainly intimidating, but she slipped through a shelf and away from the General as fast as she could.

She climbed up one of the shelves and watched as Grievous asked Goldie for the report. "That stubby little backstabber." She whispered, feeling betrayed.

"Skywalker has come for his R2 unit?" He chortled. "Go and make sure they do not escape."

A sting of fear pierced Ahsoka's heart. Oh, no.

...

Y/N's brows knitted together as her commlink beeped. Anakin turned to give her a look of confusion, wordlessly asking her a question. "It's Rex."

Anakin frowned, wondering what was going on.

She immediately answered the call. "Rex? What's wrong?"

"We ran into Grievous."

"Are you all right?"

"Yes. Fives and I survived."

"Only you two? Where are the others?"

"Three of us were shot down... and Grievous is going after Ahsoka."

"Ahsoka?!" The two said at the same time, worry lacing their voices.

"Y/N, out." She said and ended the call, beginning to walk away.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Anakin hollered, running to block her way. "Where you going, tiger?"

"Where do you think? To save our Padawan's ass!" She snapped, then regretted it as she looked at his face. "I'm sorry, Ani. But we need to move now."

"Come on." He said, trying to give her a comforting smile.

...

Ahsoka climbed down and used her lightsaber to illuminate her surroundings as she peeked around the corner. She then turned it off and relaxed her tense posture slightly, but it didn't last long as Grievous grabbed her by the throat in a second, casting her lightsaber aside.

Her eyes widened in fear as Grievous towered over her, grabbing his weapon.

"Another lightsaber to add to my collection." He said as he ignited it and held it up near her face. "My R3 unit has dropped your precious Masters. When I'm finished with you, they're next." She strained her arm out to try to pry the lightsaber from his grip with the Force, failing. She was tired and her breath was running out.

"That was it?" He cackled. "Do it again. Come on." Ahsoka closed her eyes, reaching out to the Force. The weapon was grabbed from his hand successfully, but not by her. Grievous made a confused noise as he dropped the girl to the ground.

Y/N gripped the weapon tightly as she shoved Grievous away from Ahsoka: she blocked all his blows before successfully tripping the cyborg and hovering over him, her lightsaber at his neck. Ahsoka's eyes widened in shock and surprise as she watched her Master fight, with Anakin standing in front of the Padawan to protect her as she handled the fight, glaring daggers at Grievous while shielding Ahsoka with his body.

"If you ever come near our Padawan again, I swear to the Maker I will rip your teeny face off your teeny skull." Y/N growled, leaning the lightsaber closer to his throat.

"Oh, she's-she's under both of your training..? I didn't know that!" He excused himself meekly, stumbling over his words.

"Leave!" Anakin snapped. That was all it took to send him running away. "Snips, thank the stars you're all right!"

He knelt down in front of her to hug her tightly. He could feel the relief flooding him like a tidal wave as the young girl nestled into his embrace. "Are you hurt?"

She shook her head in response, raising her head to look at Y/N. "Masters, I-"

She silenced her with a glare. "You nearly got yourself killed."

"I... I'm sorry..." she said quietly, looking at her feet in guilt.

"Let's go back to the ship."

Y/N walked on ahead as Anakin looked down at his Padawan with a pout, knowing the impact the scare had on his lover.

Her mind was running a thousand miles an hour. If they had gotten there a few seconds later, Ahsoka would have been killed. The mental image was crystal clear: her limp body in her arms, her blood staining her fingers, Anakin's bloodstained hands and arms wrapping around her to comfort her as sobs racked her body-

"Stardust? You all right?" As if he knew whenever she was getting into her own head too much, Anakin's soft voice pulled her from her thoughts. When she clutched onto him for dear life, he swept an arm under her legs and picked her up bridal style, kissing her head before walking away. "Wait here, Snips."

He carried her into another room and set her down on the ground, pulling her onto his lap as she broke down in tears, hyperventilating as she sobbed in his shoulder. "I'm sorry, Ani..."

"Hey, you have nothing to apologise for, love," he soothed, massaging her scalp gently. "Tell me, what are you afraid of?"

She took a moment to regain her breath before speaking. "What if one day we don't get there in time? Just the thought of finding her makes me tremble..." her voice shook. "I love that girl, all right? I love her like a daughter and I can't lose her, Ani... not to this..."

Anakin's heart broke at the words: he already crumbled whenever he saw her cry, but hearing her speak those words in a desperate, scared tone made him want to take her in his arms and kiss all her pain away.

"I know, my love, I know," he hushed, nuzzling his nose into her hair. "Listen, I love her, too, and I certainly don't want to lose her... but she's not a child anymore. She's making her own decisions and learning from them. I know you feel like you need to yell at her until she promises to never do it again, but we need to stop babying her."

"Fine."

...

As they landed on Naboo, Y/N walked out the door first, not looking back as Ahsoka looked at Anakin in guilt. He responded with a sympathetic look, then walked up behind his lover to give her a back hug. She relaxed slightly as she melted into his arms, letting a few tears slide down her face again. He seemed to notice because she felt him kiss her shoulder and then lean closer to kiss the tears off her cheeks.

"It's alright now, my love. She's safe." Anakin whispered in her ear.

She shook her head, trying to push the lingering fear away. "Ahsoka."

The girl took slow, sad steps towards them, looking down at her feet to avoid catching their angry looks. She didn't know whether her Masters had a fight or not, but she was sure they were going to be mad.

"Ahsoka, what were you thinking?" Anakin asked when she stopped in front of them.

"You could have been killed! And what's worse, you put Rex and Fives in danger!" She continued, trying to keep her composure. "Why did you do that?"

"I... I was just trying to be brave like you guys..." she whimpered.

"Anakin and I are only brave when we have to be." Y/N said, her face softening as she looked at her.

"Snips, being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble." He added.

"But you guys aren't scared of anything." She said, looking up at us.

"We're scared of lots of things. And we also were today." Anakin spoke.

"You were?"

She hummed in response, tipping her chin upwards to look her in the eyes. "We thought we were going to lose you. We care about you very much, Ahsoka. And if something were to happen to you, I..." She trailed off, her eyes glossing over with tears. "I honestly don't know what I'd do with myself."

Ahsoka walked closer to her and wrapped her arms tightly around her waist, and Y/N sighed as she hugged her back. "I'm sorry I made you feel this way, and I care about you guys, too. I won't do it again."

Her heart swelled at the words and Anakin walked closer to hug both of then, squishing Ahsoka between them. She was surprised to see how calm they were, and honestly she was glad. "Thank you. That's very mature of you."

"Now go back inside, Snips. It's getting cold." He said, chuckling.

"Okay. Good night." She said as she pulled away and walked back inside.

"Eat something before you go to bed!" Y/N called out.

Anakin smiled at her caring attitude and wrapped his arms around his girlfriend once again. She finally smiled in content and leaned into his embrace with a sigh. "You handled that really well. I'm proud of you, my love."

"Thanks." She chuckled and turned around to kiss his lips softly. "I just- I didn't know I loved her that much..."

"Neither did I. But now we have her promise. That only leaves overcoming your fears, doesn't it?" He asked, smiling softly as his blue eyes looked deeply into hers.

"You're right." She replied and pressed their foreheads together, enjoying the moment of intimacy. Because of the Jedi Code, they were forced to avoid public displays of affection, so whenever they could get a minute to just be together, basking in each other's presence in a way they were forbidden to otherwise, they left all cares behind.

"Anakin?"

"Hmm?"

She looked up at him with her big doe eyes, flooding with love and admiration for him. "Thank you for being so supportive."

He smiled, then leaned down to kiss her shoulder. "Don't thank me, my love." Then he pressed his lips with hers in a slow and passionate French kiss. It was when Y/N let out a low moan that he decided to pull away.

"My love, we can't do this right now."

"I know." She mumbled grumpily, making him giggle.

"I promise that'll be the first thing we do when we get home." He whispered sultrily in her ear, sending a shiver down her spine.

"I love you, Ani."

"I love you too, stardust."

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deathcar · 2 years ago

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コロナ禍で延期や中止になった公演、来れなかった方々

[2020]

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[2021]

1/10(日) Slipknot @ メッセ 1/11(月/祝) Slipknot @ メッセ 1/16(土) Mew @ ガーデンホール 1/22(金) Samm Henshaw @ LIQUIDROOM 1/27(水) Thundercat @ ガーデンホール

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5/28(金) American Football @ COAST

6/30(水) Thundercat @ ガーデンホール

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11/6(土)-7(日) [FESTIVAL de FRUE] * Fabiano do Nascimento / Sam Gendel Concert Group

12/3(金) 박혜진 Park Hye Jin @ Contact 12/25(土) Solar / Black Merlin @ Contact 12/29(水) Agnes Aves / Black Merlin @ CIRCUS

[2022]

1/26(水) New Order @ Zepp Haneda 1/28(金) New Order @ Zepp Haneda

2/22(火) Jonas Blue @ PIT 2/24(木) Jonas Blue @ KT ZEPP YOKOHAMA 2/25(金) Jonas Blue @ ZEPP DiverCity

3/3(木) Samm Henshaw @ LIQUIDROOM

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5/26(木) Telefon Tel Aviv @ Contact

7/29(金)-31(日) [FUJI ROCK FESTIVAL] * Black Pumas / Say Sue Me / Fontaines D.C.

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spiced-koi-friend · 22 days ago

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Rex In A Cage

After being displeased with how Jurard's reputation has tainted their family line, his family kidnaps him back to marry him off, hopefully to make him less of a disappointment in their eyes. Ruze after witnessing this, bands the rest of the boys to kidnap their dino back and crash this wedding.

Jurard T. Rexford, Crimzon Ruze, Octavio, Goldbullet, Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, & Machina X Flayon

TW: kidnapping, large inexplicable dildo (not for what you think) Words: 1228 | Rating: M

A letter arrives on Jurard’s doorstep, swirling script with his name on the back with a wax seal to close. Most likely from his parents, no doubt. Why they can’t just call him is something he will never quite understand. His claw cuts the seal, tearing the letter out of the envelope to unfold it.

“Prince Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. Esquire Junedino II de silva Amadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del Monte Falco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II,

Due to a lack of a development in your romantic life, and your tendency to ruin out family’s name, your mother and I have taken it upon ourselves to arrange a conjoinment of houses with one of the other clans. You will be brought to the grounds as soon as your old guards arrive at your location, do try not to put up too much of a fight.

Sincerely,

King Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. Esquire Junedino II de silva Amadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del Monte Falco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto I”

The audacity of his father takes him aback, looking outside the window to see several vehicles pull up to the tavern. His eyes go wide as he climbs up the stairs to find his subordinates, only finding Ruze.

“RUZE- I’m getting kidnapped by my family to marry some bitch, I need help!”

“The fuck you want me to do!?”

Ruze stands to his feet, looking out his window and growling.

“They’ll destroy the tavern if you don’t go with them… and both Goldie and Octavio aren’t here. As much as I love a fight, I don’t think the two of us can take on that many guards.”

Jurard looks out, seeing what amounts to a small army’s worth surrounding the outside of the tavern.

“Here, I’ll pretend to be a lowly innkeeper, turn you into the guards, then I’ll get the boys and we’ll break you out. Because as much as I don’t like your stupid face, I would like the chance to rob your dad of all his money.”

“Are you crazy!?”

“Jurard.”

Ruze grabs the panicking prince by the shoulders as the soldiers outside start pounding on the door.

“At least this way we have a chance of both of us making it out alive. You gotta trust me on this.”

“...fine. Don’t die on me.”

“I don’t go down like a bitch, and neither will you.”

Ruze steps over to his wardrobe, grabbing a large cloak, an eye patch, and ties his hair back to hide it under the hood better. He grabs Jurard, hurrying the two of them downstairs as Ruze hops behind the bar, nodding to Jurard to open the door. Jurard looks back at him with fear, taking a deep breath and undoing the bar on the door.

“Hey guys! Long time no see! How’s pops doing?”

He tries to hide his fear behind his egotistical persona, straightening out his back. But Ruze can tell he’s nervous, noticing the way his tail flicks behind him. He has to hold himself back as the soldiers grab Jurard, dragging him out of the tavern. A few step in, making eye contact with Ruze. He clears his throat, dropping his voice by an octave.

“I don’t ask questions, you leave me alone. Deal?”

They glance around at the walls, nodding silently as they leave. As soon as he notices they’re out of sight, Ruze scrambles upstairs, grabbing Zephyr and jumping down to the stables. He mounts his horse, heading straight to the Tempus guild.

…

Ruze bursts into the guild, looking out of breath and searching around frantically. Shinri spots him first, looking incredibly concerned as it’s more than unusual to see him this panicked.

“Are you, alright?”

“No! Dino boy got taken by his bitchass family and we gotta go get him! He’s gonna get married off if we don’t, and who would I mercilessly bully if that happens!?”

It takes Shinri a moment to process Ruze’s words with horror across his face. He nods, guiding Ruze to the main hall where the others are hanging out, including Goldie and Octavio.

“Heyo fuckheads, we gotta go kidnap our prince back.”

“Ruze? What’s going on?”

Expressions range from confusion to annoyance, Goldie standing up and resting his hand on Ruze’s shoulder.

“Get off me- bitchboy’s daddy yoinked him from the tavern to marry him off to some other bitch. And we gotta go get him back!”

“Oh shit-”

They move quickly, grabbing gear and generic disguises, reconvening in their strategy room. Ruze stands at the end of the table, hunched over a map.

“Alright, the best way for us to get him back is by splitting up and infiltrating as many areas of the wedding as possible. Waiters, planner, florist, any staff that would normally be seen walking around. If we knew who the bride is, we could dress one of us up like her and even get in that way.”

“That could work even without us knowing what she looks like, as long as we keep her from meeting any of the family beforehand. And usually it’s improper for the bride to be seen during the wedding prep. Bad luck or something.”

“Is that your way of volunteering to play the bride, Shinri!?”

“I could rock a dress. You never know.”

“I- alright. So the bride is figured out, I guess. Who else?”

“I still have that priest costume, yo. Knock out the priest and officiate the two of them and shit.”

“You- You do realize that we’re not actually marrying Shinri and Jurard together, right?”

“...yeah, I knew that.”

“What if we give them the giant dildo as a reception gift?”

“...Hakka, I’m gonna need you to clarify what in the everloving fuck that means.”

Hakka bolts out of the room, just increasing Ruze’s concern for the situation, and making him reconsider if this was the correct course of action. But also, these are the people that he surrounds himself with, and there’s some level of mayhem that just naturally comes with that. He comes back shortly thereafter with a three foot tall, clear dildo. It lands on the floor with an unsettling thud, and he attempts to lean on it casually like it’s not a massive dildo.

“I hate that.”

“We can get rid of it if we throw it at his parents?”

“As long as I don’t have to touch it, fine by me.”

Ruze just looks exasperated at the rest of the room, the situation getting slowly more and more outside his control.

“Y’know, Altare and I could probably disguise ourselves as some waiters. Or I can be a bartender.”

“Bettel, you’re not allowed to be a bartender.”

“That’s what you think.”

Ruze just notes it down, letting the two of them argue as he turns to Flayon and Octavio. The two of them look at each other, grinning as you can see their brain cells connecting.

“We’ll handle the flowers, don’t worry about us.”

“Alright! I’ve learned that I don’t think I want to question any of you nerds any more than I have to. Hakka, you’ll be the entertainment, and Goldie and I will be fake security guards. We got a plan?”

“Prepare yourselves to witness the best twerking metal artist in all of Xenokuni!”

“...I’m leaving with or without you all. I’ll be in the car.”

#jurard t rexford #holostars en fanfiction #koifictions

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argonphoenix · 3 years ago

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i should send lizard and chewy to a toy doctor someday…

#.ix #lizard is not a plush lizard. hes a giraffe. named lizard.#his fur is so greasy and his plastic eyes are so scratched up #i lost him in a walmart once and after that my mom sewed on a ‘if found return to x’ tag #chewy was babys first chew stim toy! hes a stuffed dinosaur who was definitely not meant to be chewed on.#but hes a BIG TOUGH T REX he didnt mind me chewing on him!!#he also lost an eye. i think the glue wore out. i was so devastated but my mom was like ‘its ok hes a big tough t rex!’#and then i used a fabric marker to give him a little scar over his missing eye. i love himmmm #theres also goldy but i got him when i was older so hes not nearly as torn up

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polyhexian · 2 years ago

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all the girlformers left on my list:

Arcee (botcon 2001, BA retool)

Convention/club exclusives

Antagony (beast wars)

Nightracer (botcon 1995) [1000]

Nightracer (2015 tfcc tailgate retool)

Roulette, otfcc 2003 exclusive

Arcee - combiner hunters

Windblade - combiner hunters

Chromia - combiner hunters

Airrazor, botcon 2016 windblade retool

Lifeline (tfcc 2016) [40]

Quickslinger (tfcc 2016)

Arcee (human?)

Flareup, ratchet doublepack botcon '05

Angela (Sparkbot, Japanese Tokyo Toy Festival 2007) (120 for set)

Blastcharge Strika Drone (Customization Class toy, BotCon 2013) [30]

Strika (Botcon 2013)

Strika (botcon 2013, kreon)

Nightbird (2015 botcon kreon)

Marissa Fairborn

Masterpiece

Black Arachnia [100]

Arcee [100]

Nightbird

Cyberverse

Windblade

Windblade redeco

Combiner Megaempress (jp exclusive) [300ish]

Power of the primes

Sticky McGee

Botbots

Arctic guzzlerush

Angry cheese 9

Hawt Diggity

Fit Ness monster

Lolly licks

Frohawk

Vigitente (SDCC)

Bottocorrect (S2)

Scribby (S2)

Brock head (S2)

Hawt Mess (S2)

Must Turd (S2)

Ice Sight (S2)

Tropic Guzzlerush (S2)

Grampiano (S2)

Drillit Yaself (S2)

Grrr'illa grimes (S2)

Big Cantuna (S2)

Sour Wing (S2)

Javasaurus rex (S2)

Lolly Mints (S2)

Sippyberry (S2)

Ollie Bite (S2)

Glitch Face (S2)

Hashtags (S2)

Technotic Sonic (S2)

Nope Soap (S2)

Ol' Tic Tock (S2)

Overpack (S2)

Rebugnant (S2)

Bankshot (S3)

Clawsome (S3)

Knotzel (S3)

Sheriff Sugarfeet (S3)

Sweet cheat (S3)

Tutu Puffz (S3)

Latte Spice Whirl (S3)

Sensei spiny (S3)

Highroller (S3)

Terror tale torch (S3)

Dingledeedo (S3)

Kikmee (S3)

Halloween Knight (S3)

Disgusto desserto (S3)

Sugar saddle (S3)

Wristocrat (S3)

Grave rex (S3)

Greeny Rex (S3)

Fail Polish (S3)

Nanny McBag (S3)

Smooth Shaker (S3)

Aday (S4)

Hiptoast (S4) (light green)

Tricitrustops (S4)

Crabby grabby (S4)

Pressure Punk (S4)

Roarista (S4)

Whirlderful (S4)

Chef Nada (S4)

The great mumbo blumbo (S4)

Movie Munchster (S4)

Ladoutsky (S4)

Pop n Lock (S4)

Face Ace (S4)

Flare devil (S4)

Dj Fudgey Fresh (S4)

Frostfetti frostyface (S4)

Grandma crinkles (S4)

Smore n'more (S4)

Disaster Master (S4)

Goggly spy pi (S4)

Miss mixed (S4)

Gold dexter (S4)

Goldface (S4)

Pop o'gold (S4)

Bot-T-Builder (S5)

Nomaste (S5)

Jet setter (S5)

Sandy shades (S5)

Tidy trunksky (S5)

Drama sauce (S5)

Super bubs (S5)

Wasabi breath (S5)

Leafmeat alone (S5)

Bok bok bok-o (S5)

Bratworst (S5)

Shifty gifty (S5)

Outta order (S5)

Professor scope (S5)

Flood jug (S5)

Handy dandy (S5)

Goldie terrortwirl (S5)

Goldito favrito (S5)

Goldpin baller (S5)

Ant Farmwell (S6)

Ulf the orange (S6)

Minerva

Super god masterforce

Nightbeat minerva (possibly identical to regular nightbeat? Was released as nightbeat Minerva in Japan. May have packaging?)

Clear plastic super collection minerva figure

Minerva, botcon 2011 custom class tfa arcee [1000-2000]

Minerva (gutto kuru human figure yellow)

Minerva (resin kit human figure red)

Kiss Players

Three awful anime girl figures

TFA

Slipstream, legends, windblade redeco

TFP:

Arcee, clear blue plated, only 40 pcs

Arcee, go! takara beast hunter

Arcee, 2022 legacy

Arcee, Kinder Surprise

Arcee, Kre-o

Arcee, arms micron, pink

Arcee, arms micron gray

Airachnid, kre-o

Airachnid arms micron blue

Robots in Disguise 2015:

Strongarm, radz

Strongarm, legion class

Strongarm, legion class, clear blue plastic

Strongarm, battle pack

Strongarm, hasbro one step

Strongarm, patrol mode one step

Strongarm, one step take 2

Strongarm, warrior class

Strongarm, activator combiner

Strongarm, kre-o

Strongarm, hero masher

Strongarm, surprise drink figure

Strongarm, surprise drink pencil topper

Strongarm, kinder surprise

Strongarm, lunar force

Strongarm, one step 2017

Windblade, legion #2

Unicron trilogy:

Arcee, x-dimensions

Paradron medic - arcee mold

Chromia

Stockade - Universe 2008 (redeco of knockdown, blue triceratops minicon

Thunderblast - Cybertron, white chromia repaint

Treadbolt - energon 2004 [40]

Sureshock - CD pack in

Sureshock - change micron, candy toy pack in, arcee redeco

Sureshock - Magna Convoy DX set

Sureshock - blue, universe version [13]

Sureshock - Cybertron, has autobrand

Combusta - 2003 minicon, came packaged with volume six of micron legends dvds in japan

Twirl - came with the 7th volume of micron legends

Falcia - Came with the 5th volume of micron legends

Sunburn - volume 10 of micron legends (100)

Ironhide - came with terrorsaur, armada [10]

Spiral - the gray one, given away at world hobby fair and ito yokaido stores in japan 2003

Spiral - the red one

Offshoot - Cybertron, 2006

Heavy Metal:

Brake - Micron booster 2004 (only called a girl by fanclub, may not count)

Kickflip - same as above

Mudbath - same as above

Road Rebel - 2004 minicon [40]

Guardian Speed - stupid ass camera store exclusive [80]

Mugen - japanese store exclusive

Triac - micron booster (canonized as girl by ask vector prime)

Generations:

Arcee, legends

Misc:

Arcee, alternator

Arcee, pewter super collection figure

Arcee, mc axis garage kit

Arcee, 2022 stamp

Arcee, mighty jaxx lil maxx

Arcee, authentic bravo

Elita one, mc axis garage kit

Hello kitty, q transformers [50]

Hello kitty, q transformers, halloween [30]

My melody, q transformers [40]

Mp-10 unit 01

Road rage, e-hobby exclusive

Flip Sides, e-hobby exclusive

Windrazor, micron booster

Howlback, e-hobby exclusives

Freezon, electric racing set 1985 [40-50]

Windshear, minicon, thrilling thirty

Nightbird, arcee retool, legends

Wedge Shape - japanese camera store exclusive minicon. Shes a red bird [300]

Windblade - flame toys kit [50]

Arcee, Super high breed mode (unreleased 1987) [600]

Ahsoka - star wars crossover

Chun LI - (preordered)

Micromasters:

Clipper (gingham)

Discharge 1992

Discharge 2002

Discharge, reverse evolution (black chase)

Windy, 1992

Windy, red (chase)

Beast Wars:

Blackwidow, beast wars returns

Blackwidow, beast wars returns, telemocha

Black Arachnia, legends animated retool

Black Arachnia - Kre-o

Skimmer - 2014 kre-o

Volcanicon - 2014 kre-o

Freefall - 2014 Kre-o

Snarl blast - predator attack team

Rid 2001

Nightcruz [15]

Beast Wars 2

Scylla - Japanese exclusive

Scylla - 2020 generations

Beast Machines:

Nemesis strika

Bayverse:

Arcee, battle damage (the Nautica looking mold)

Arcee, wondercon exclusive (pink and white)

Arcee, human alliance

Arcee, smoky clear pink plastic

Elita-1 (deluxe)

Chromia, human alliance

Chromia, robot heroes

Mikaela banes, brown shirt

Override - 2010 legends (MAYBE girl, only said in botcon panel)

Quintessa figure

Shatter (Titan changer)

Shatter (mission vision)

Shatter (power series)

Arcee (studio series bumblebee movie)

Arcee (bumblebee movie model kit)

Cyberverse

Slipstream (scout class)

Windblade (nezha block) (super buy agent was unable to locate, taobao fell through, try elsewhere)

Volcanicus (?) (Combiner, one part is a girl but this is a single figure. ??)

Tiny Turbo Changers

Blackarachnia (G)

Acid Storm (P)

Chromia (C2)

Arcee (E2)

Slipstream (4-H / 5-B)

TTC strika (alpha strike)

TTC arcee (movie)

TTC shatter

Third Party:

ProjectEffect "ninja" rosanna

KFC Rosanna "Mandy"

HTB Rosanna

Mastermind r-30 nitro (override)

Iron factory "Night Assassin" nightbird

Iron factory "Alleria" elita one

IF "Miko for Iron Titan" "The Hunter" Combiner Hunter Windblade

IF "Dark Assassin" combined Hunter arcee

IF "Rainwing" Acid Storm

Takara Hello Kitty Trainformer [70]

Arcee, apc blue

Arcee, apc pink

Arachnid, apc

Lady Tarn lol (preordered)

Magic square arcee

Magic square nightbird

CDL-02 elita 1

Mech fans blackbird

Mech fans nursy

Mech fans nightbird

Mech fans snow

CDL-01 arcee / Nicee (?)

Ex-01 mookah

Fanstoys arcee titties

#transformers

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suite43 · 3 years ago

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PS Neither the egg fic nor the vegan freak have anything to do with M/gastar before you try it. That's all pure Starscream stanning, baby. And one of them is St/rop, the supposedly ""good""" ship LOL.

List of female Transformers Main Complete list Following is a thorough list of the various female Transformers in canon thus far. Many of these characters were Japan-exclusive, featured only in fiction, or exist as limited-run exclusive toys. Female characters who had multiple toys are listed only once. Generation 1 (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Chromia (1) Moonracer (2) Firestar (3) Elita One (4) Greenlight (5) Lancer (6) Arcee (7) Beta (8) An Autobot rebel (9) Paradron Medic (11) Nancy (12) Minerva (13) Clipper (14) Karmen (18) Glyph (20) Road Rage (21) Discharge[1] (22) Windy[1] (23) Vibes (24) Roulette (25) Flareup (32) Flip Sides (34) Rosanna (35) Windrazor (38) Thunderblast (46) Cassiopeia (47) Nautica (51) Windblade (52) Victorion (61) Velocity (63) Javelin (62) Proxima (64) Roadmaster (65) Acceleron (66) Override (69) Rust Dust (70) Pyra Magna (71) Skyburst (72) Stormclash (73) Jumpstream (74) Dust Up (75) Scorpia[1] (76) Eos (80) Lifeline (83) Quickslinger (84) Hotwire[2] (98) Strongarm (99) Slide[2] (104) Crush Bull[2] (107) Oiler[2] (108) Broadside[2] (109) Sky High[2] (110) Circuit[2] (116) Pyra Ignatia Spark[2] (118) Scorchfire (122) Orthia (126) Smashdown[2] (128) Esmeral (15) Lyzack (16) Clio (17) Nightracer (19) Shadow Striker (26) Howlback (31) Flamewar (33) Flip Sides (34) Crasher (39) Freezon[1] (44) Nightracer (49) Slipstream (50) Twirl (54) Nickel (60) Swift (77) Killjoy (79) Blackout[2] (81) Spaceshot[2] (82) Crash Test (85) Trickdiamond (92) Moonheart (93) Megaempress (94) Flowspade (95) Lunaclub (96) Megatronia (100) Buckethead[1] (103) Diveplane[1] (112) Seawave[1] (113) Mindgame (114) Tracer[2] (115) Devastator[2] (117) Cindersaur[2] (125) Shadow Striker (127) Nova Storm[2] (129) Termagax (133) Kaskade (135) Heavywait (138) Tyrannocon Rex (139) Cheesecake robot (10) Roulette and Shadow Striker's sister (27) Path Finder (28) Small Foot (29) Devcon's galpal (30) One of Optimus Prime's rescuees (36) Angela (37) Four members of the Kaon upperclass (40-43) Ma-Grrr (45) Red waitress Transformer (48) Windshear (53) Solus Prime (55) Female protester (56) Lightbright (57) Strafe (58) Mistress of Flame (59) Exocet (67) Vertex (68) Aileron (78) Gnash (86) Slice (87) Thrashclaw (88) Shred (89) A pair of Devisen twins (90-91) Maxima (97) Sieg[3] (101) Kari (102) Anode (105) Lug (106) X-Throttle (111) Rum-Maj (119) Praesidia Magna (120) Fastbreak (121) Crash Test (122) Stardrive (123) Magrada (124) Leviathan (130) Codexa (131) Gauge (132) Lodestar (134) Shutter (136) Sharpclaw (137) Cargohold (140) Half-qualifiers: Alana, turned into a Transformer for a short time. Aunty, female Cybertronian intelligent computer. Combination granny and attack-dog-bots, human-sized drones supposedly based on Transformer technology. One of Maccadam's bartenders Nightbird Overlord, has a female side to him. Some of the "Teletraan" computers like 15 and 10 are female. There appears to be a female design among a group of old generics. Bayonet, the fake female Decepticon disguise of Britt. In the French dub of The Transformers: The Movie, Shrapnel and Starscream are considered female. Shrapnel is also female in the Russian dub. Beast Era (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Airazor (2) Kitte Shūshū (5) Rage (6) Botanica (7) Sonar[1] (13) Crystal Widow (14) Crossblades (15) Stiletto (16) Transmutate[1] (18) Binary (19) Wedge Shape[1] (24) Aura (25) Legend Convoy[1] (26) Stockade[2] (28) Rav (29) Hammerstrike[2] (31) Triceradon[2] (35) Skimmer (36) Nyx (44) Blackarachnia (1) Scylla (3) Antagony (4) Strika (8) Manta Ray[1] (17) Ser-Ket (20) Dead-End[2] (27) Jai-Alai (30) Max-B[2] (32) Gaidora (33) Soundbyte/Soundbite (34) Liftoff (37) Freefall (38) Snarl-blast[2] (39) Vertebreak (43) Skold (45) Libras (9) Virgol (10) Cancix[1] (11) Possibly Sagittarii (12) Dipole (21) Vamp (22) Plasma[2] (23) Deep Blue (40) At least two bridge officers of the Terrastar (41-42) Half-qualifiers: NAVI-ko, female Cybertronian intelligent computer NAVI (Yukikaze), female Cybertronian intelligent computer NAVI (Gung Ho), female Cybertronian

intelligent computer DNAVI, female Cybertronian intelligent computer Medusa, an Intruder-built robot modified with Cybertronian technology Robots in Disguise (2001) (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Optimus Prime[2] (1) Nightcruz[1] (3) Scourge[2] (2) Half-qualifiers: T-AI, female Cybertronian intelligent computer. Unicron Trilogy (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Airazor (5) Arcee (9) Autobot nurses (10) Two Velocitronian band members (11-12) Override[4] (13) Joyride[4] (15) Quickslinger (16) Crystal Widow (24) Treadbolt (33) Chromia (34) Thunderblast (14) Spacewarp (30) Sureshock (1) Combusta (2) Falcia (3) Twirl (4) Sunburn (6) Cliffjumper[1] (7) Ironhide[1] (8) Spiral[1] (9) Offshoot[1] (17) Breakage[1] (18) Kickflip[1] (19) Mudbath[1] (20) Heavy Metal[1] (21) "Disco ball" (22) Road Rebel[1] (23) Guardian Speed[1] (25) Mugen[1] (26) Bingo/Triac[1] (27) Wedge Shape[1] (28) Sprite (29) Boom Tube (31) Windrazor (32) Rán (33) Half-qualifiers: A possible scooterformer Dark Nitro Convoy, evil clone of a character whose gender was switched in translation Red Alert, minimally-altered release of a toy that was female in Japan Midnight Express, unaltered release of a toy that was female in Japan Hourglass, a female character who might be a Cybertronian Bombshell, a female character who might be a Cybertronian Carillon, a female character who might be a Cybertronian Vector Prime, the former multiversal entity who was female in some universes Movie continuity family (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Arcee (1) Elita-One (2) Chromia (4) Perihelion (8) HMS Alliance (9) Windblade (13) Fracture (3) Alice (5) Shadow Striker (6) Override[3] (7) Diabla (10) Howlback (11) Shatter (12) Nightbird Airazor Half-qualifiersJetfire claims to have a mother who may or may not have been a Transformer. Animated (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Sari Sumdac (2) Arcee (3) Elita-1 (4) Red Alert (6) Botanica (8) Flareup (10) Rosanna (11) Glyph (12) Lickety-Split (13) Lightbright (14) Chromia (16) Clipper (17) Quickslinger (18) Kappa Supreme (19) Override Prime (20) Windy (21) Road Rage (25) Flashpoint (26) Minerva (27) Sureshock (28) Nightbeat (29) Sunstreaker (30) Blackarachnia (1) Slipstream (5) Strika (7) Flip Sides (9) Antagony (15) Wingthing (22) Beta (23) Drag Strip (24) Half-qualifiers: Teletran-1, female Cybertronian intelligent computer TransTech (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Blackarachnia (5) Strika (3) Unnamed medic (1) Andromeda (2) Cyclis (4) Sonar (6) Hammerstrike (7) Scorpia (8) Proxima (9) Half-qualifiers: Axiom Nexus News Editor, a 'bot with one male and one female personality Shattered Glass (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Crasher (1) Esmeral (6) Howlback (7) Arcee (2) Andromeda (3) Elita-One (4) Strongarm (8) Windblade (9) Nautica (10) Beta (5) Half-qualifiers: Teletraan-X, female Cybertronian intelligent computer. Aligned continuity family (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Akiba Prime Arc Arcee Arcee Blade Assault Star Brushfire Cameo Catapult Chevalier Chromia Deep Blue Ether Walker Firestar Galaxy Flare Galaxy 'Questrian Glow Matronly Docent Quickshadow Rocket Plume Solus Prime Strongarm Tempest Spin Thunderclap Upkeep Windblade Airachnid Astraea Aurora Speeder Balewing Coldstar Crimson Phantom Cyberwarp Cyclone Dancer Diabla Duststorm Fallen Angel Filch Flamewar Flash Runner Glowstrike Hoverbolt Helter-Skelter Hurricane Hunter Ida Lensflare Metal Thunder Nebula Ripper Night Dancer Overhead Retrofit Rollcage Scatterspike Skyjack Slink Slipstream Spiral Zealot Supernova Flame Variable Star Void Pulse Zizza Ser-Ket Ripclaw Azimuth Cogwheel Elita One Mercury Moonracer Nightra Override Bot Shots (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Buzzclaw (1) Kre-O (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Chromia (1) Arcee (3) Strika (4) Minerva (5) Windblade (6) Paradron Medic (10) Strongarm (12) Skimmer[1] (13) Airachnid (2) Thunderblast (7) Blackarachnia (8) Slipstrike (9) Ida (11) Liftoff[1] (14) Freefall[1] (15) Angry Birds Transformers (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Stella as:Arcee

(1) Airachnid (2) Chromia (4) Novastar (10) Moonracer (11) Greenlight (12) Silver as:Windblade (3) Energon Windblade (5) Elita-One (8) Matilda as:Energon Nautica (6) Nautica (7) Strongarm (9) Zeta as:Nightbird (13) Rosanna (15) Zeta as:Slipstream (14) Cyberverse (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Arcee Chromia Clobber Jazz[3] Windblade Alpha Strike Nova Storm Shadow Striker Skywarp Slipstream Blackarachnia Cosmos Operatus Solus Prime Half-qualifiers: In the Japanese dub of Cyberverse, Thrust was female, and went by the name Red Wing. Acid Storm fluctuates between the male and female Seeker body types in show. Mae Catt would explain this on Twitter as this being "just something Acid Storm likes to do" and that pronouns are "up to Acid Storm". This would imply Acid Storm is non-binary gender fluid, thus they semi-qualify for the list. BotBots (Numbers indicate order of appearance.) Aday Angry Cheese Arctic Guzzlerush Bankshot Big Cantuna Bok Bok Bok-O Bonz-Eye Bot-T-Builder Bottocorrect Bratworst Brock Head Chef Nada Clawsome Crabby Grabby Cuddletooth Dingledeedoo Disaster Master Disgusto Desserto DJ Fudgey Fresh Doctor Flicker Drama Sauce Drillit Yaself Face Ace Fail Polish Fit Ness Monster Flare Devil Flood Jug Fomo Frohawk Frostfetti Frostyface Glam Glare Fancy Flare Glitch Face Goggly Spy P.I. Gold Dexter Goldface Goldiebites Goldie Terrortwirl Goldito Favrito Goldpin Baller Gold Punch Grampiano Grandma Crinkles Grave Rave The Great Mumbo Bumblo Greeny Rex Grrr'illa Grimes Halloween Knight Handy Dandy Hashtagz Hawt Diggity Hawt Mess Highroller Hiptoast Ice Sight Javasaurus Rex Jet Setter Knotzel Latte Spice Whirl Leafmeat Alone Loadoutsky Lolly Licks Lolly Mints Miss Mixed Movie Munchster Ms. Take Must Turd Nanny McBag Nomaste Nope Soap Ol' Tic Toc Ollie Bite Outta Order Overpack Pop N. Lock Pop O' Gold Pressure Punk Professor Scope Rebugnant Roarista Sandy Shades Scribby Sheriff Sugarfeet Shifty Gifty Sippyberry Sippy Slurps Skippy Dippy Disc Slappyhappy Smooth Shaker Smore N' More Sour Wing Starscope Sticky McGee Sugar Saddle Super Bubs Sweet Cheat Technotic Sonic Terror Tale Torch Tidy Trunksky Tricitrustops Tropic Guzzlerush Tutu Puffz Twerple Burple Unilla Icequeencone Venus Frogtrap Vigitente Waddlepop Wasabi Breath Whirlderful Whoopsie Cushion Wristocrat

#really long post #red.reply #spamguy

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lobstertribe · 3 years ago

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“BASKET” It’s how Rex the Mechanical Turtle came to join the Motley Tribe. A still very young Goldie the Pig discovered the metallic foundling in a basket outside the door of the machine shop located below the garret that housed the gang in those days. His BFF, the artist Walter Ego, was charmed! Scrawled with a CROSS Bailey fountain pen with PLATINUM Carbon ink with watercolor applied with Princeton and CHEEP (brand) brushes in a 5.5” x 8.25” TWONE ketchbook. DOODLEWASH June 2021, Day 15. #Lobstartstudios @tom.brudzinski #dessinateur #artist #dessin #sketch #drawing ##RanDOODLINGdom #croquisrapide #croquis #szkic #crossbaileyfountainpen #platinumcarbonink #pandemicsketching #doodlewash #doodlewashJune #doodlewashjune2021 #doodlewashjune2021day15 #akwarele #akwarela #worldwatercolorgroup #watercolor #watercolour #akwarele #wheredidhegetthatfrom #walterego #silly #sillyman #goldiethepig #rexthemechanicalturtle #basket (at Magical Archipelago) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQI8qbxn_8H/?utm_medium=tumblr

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kynky · 6 years ago

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STRICTLY BASS. NOVEMBER UPDATE.

Tracklisting

1000 Cuts – KUURO, Clockvice

Act a Fool (feat. Bok Nero) – Riot Ten, Throwdown, Bok Nero

AGEN WIDA – JOYRYDE, Skrillex

Aggressive Generosity – Chee

Ain't It Cold? – Skream

Alive – Synova

Alive – Todd Helder

Alive and Well – Go Periscope, John Mode

Amergency – DJ Zinc

Amongst The Gods – Dusky

Are You Sure Now? – Borgore

Away – BUIJ

Axis – Trivecta

Better – Laszlo

Blood – Whipped Cream

Bounce – BeauDamian, Nymfo

Bounce (feat. Snoop Dogg) – Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike, Julian Banks, Bassjackers, Snoop Dogg

Buggas – Hekler, Mastadon

Bump – Hydraulix, Eliminate

Check It Out – Ephwurd, ATRIP

Coins! – Chime

Control – Ghastly

Crowd Shocka – Growlz

Cura - Electric Mantis Remix – Keys N Krates, Electric Mantis

Deathwish (Feat. fknsyd) – Wavedash, fknsyd

Desert Ride – The Brig

Disintegrate Slowly (1788-L Remix) – The Glitch Mob, 1788-L

Do You Remember Rave? – Tommie Sunshine, Haus of Panda, MING

Dokyo – Vanger

Dr. Death – Figure, Dack Janiels

Drone Warfare – Eprom

The Edge – Grant, Nevve

Eon - Au5 Remix – Celldweller, Au5

Facts – Born I Music, Spag Heddy

FAKE FAKE FAKE (feat. xo sad) – Kayzo, xo sad

Falling - BROHUG Remix – Alesso, BROHUG

First Contact – Sukh Knight

Fractial – Boy 8-Bit

Free Fall - Kompany Remix – Illenium, RUNN, Kompany

Fvcken Greatest – Bok Nero, Shizz Lo

Get High – Oliverse

Ghost Gang – Dubloadz

Ghost In The City – The Crystal Method, Le Castle Vania, Amy Kirkpatrick

Ghost Voices - Raito Old School Remix – Virtual Self, Raito

Goes Like – Gentlemens Club

Hardcore Rave – Raito

Helios – Ekali, SLUMBERJACK

Hit Em – Boogie T, Subtronics

HITMAKERCHINX_BLUE LIGHT_108 BPM – Kelela, Hitmakerchinx

Hoovela – Steve Aoki, TWIIG

I Saw Her Last Summer – Goldie, James Davidson, Subjective

I'll Fight Back – Sullivan King

Ice Cold – Netsky, David Guetta

ID – Boombox Cartel, Flosstradamus

Imposters – Flix, Motus

Infinity – Cat Dealers, Beowülf

KIll Em - Holly Remix – Zeds Dead, 1000volts, Redman, Jayceeoh, Holly

Light It Up – Krafty Kuts, Dynamite MC

Light Up the Sky – The Prodigy

Lions - Doctor P Remix – Black Tiger Sex Machine, YOOKiE, Doctor P

Live Outside - Shikari Sound System Remix – Enter Shikari, Shikari Sound System

Love Is Over – Rob Gasser

Machina – Pixel Terror

Magnets – Zeds Dead, Snails, Akylla

Man Don't Want War – FuntCase, Wooli, Clipson

MDR (Kayvian Remix) – Party Favor, Baauer, KAYVIAN

Meatball Parm – Space Jesus, Conrank

My Place (feat. Reece) – Tchami, BROHUG, Reece

N U / V E R / K A – 1788-L

A New Dawn – Teminite

Nu Goods – Taiki Nulight, Hot Goods

On My Way Out – Getter, Joji

One Two – Virtual Riot

OpTech (140 Mix) – Icicle

Origin – TYNAN

Our Lives Collide – Diskord, Philip Nolan

Papi Chulo – TV Noise

Poltergeist – Rettchit, Megahurtz, Dedbolt

Prism – Protohype, The Arcturians

Pumping – Eidly

The Purge – Mofaux

RISE – League of Legends, The Glitch Mob, Mako, The Word Alive

Shots Fired (Reloaded) – LeKtriQue, Autodidakt

Slow - Convex Remix – Fransis Derelle, X&G, Convex, Kevin Flum, Effy

Snake - FuntCase Remix – Dead Exit, FuntCase

Spectacular – Block & Crown, Xenia Ghali

Spell – MAG3, I M U R

TAKE OFF (feat. Blake Webber) – Bear Grillz, Blake Webber

Takeover (feat. The Qemists) – Zardonic, The Qemists

Tell You Why – Franky Nuts

Tell You Why - G-REX Remix – Dion Timmer, G-Rex

Till We Die (feat. Milano The Don) – Riot Ten, Lit Lords, Milano The Don

Treat Me Right – Savoy, Laura Reed

Vice – Mat Zo

Way It Is – Adair, Tank Parade

We Live Forever – The Prodigy

Whip It – Curbi

Who That – Infuze, Healthy Chill

Wobble – Crankdat, Tisoki

You Make Me – UFO Project

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ghostymarni · 6 days ago

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I had the HONOR of drawing Goldie, including her in my prompt <3

@jetii has me swooning for the captain every time she drops new chapters for Event Horizon

#captain rex x reader #Rex x Goldie #oc #Star Wars #the clone wars #tcw #tcw Rex #captain Rex #church of rex member #fanart #procreate #IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG #jedi oc #Jedi #Roy thank you for everything you create #and for just being you #<3 #vod #I hope i represented her well

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baddest-batchers · 6 days ago

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My insides are all gooey from this chapter omg 🥹

They’re beyond cute and their awkward flirting is so adorable. More please 🙏🏼

Event Horizon

Chapter Eighteen: Reprieve

Chapter WC: 4,936

Chapter Warnings: None this time! Unless you count awkward flirting

A/N: A fluffy chapter? In EH? More likely than you think. I offer you this as recompense for the previous few chapters. 🤲

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Coruscant, 21 BBY

The Council is avoiding you.

Ever since you returned from Kamino, they've been keeping their distance. You've tried to speak with them, but they've either been busy or unavailable, and the excuses are getting more and more flimsy. It's frustrating, and it's only reinforcing your paranoia. You know there's something they aren't telling you. Something big.

But Obi-Wan refuses to discuss it. He'd been just as horrified as you to learn that Dooku was in possession of Yaddle's lightsaber, and his expression had grown grim as you told him about finding it in the Count's estate on Null. You'd even shown him the box, her datapad, the piece of her robe.

He'd been disturbed, and you could tell he was trying to keep his emotions under control as he comforted you. But, even as he held you, you could feel his mind working, his thoughts swirling.

Obi-Wan hasn't said a word about any of it since, and it's driving you crazy.

You've spent the last week trying to build your case. The Council would have to see you eventually, even if you had to storm their chambers. You have evidence now. Proof. There's no way they can deny what happened, not with a Jedi Master's personal effects in your possession. You'll force them to listen.

Right now, you're cross-legged on the floor in your quarters, a bowl of noodles sitting next to you. You chew slowly as you tinker with Yaddle’s datapad, a scowl on your face. It's been smashed beyond recognition, the screen cracked, the keys bent, and the circuits fried.

You've managed to get some information from it, but not nearly as much as you'd hoped. Most of it's garbled, but you've been able to decipher a few things, cross-reference the files with the logs Obi-Wan had given you from the Archives, and fill in the gaps.

She'd been investigating Dooku in her last days. That much was apparent. She'd discovered something about him, and she'd confronted him. It must have been serious, whatever it was, because the Count was not the type of man to be intimidated. Or, maybe he was. Maybe she'd scared him. Scared him enough that he'd killed her.

But what had she found? What had been so important, so damning, that it had led to her murder? Surely not something like the Separatist movement. You can't imagine Dooku killing a Jedi over politics. Not unless he had a very specific reason. Something personal.

And Yaddle's death had not been an accident. You’re sure of it. You know Dooku was involved, and you can only assume he was responsible. But, what was his motive? Was he hiding something? Had Yaddle stumbled across something she wasn't supposed to see?

Your commlink chirps, and you sigh, putting the pad aside. You're about to ignore it, but the familiar number appears on the screen, and you sit up straight, a smile forming.

Rex.

You've been messaging each other for the past couple weeks, exchanging updates and news. At first, the messages had been brief and professional, just a simple hello and how are you. But the messages had gotten longer, the conversations more personal, and you'd found yourself looking forward to hearing from him. He's been busy, leading the 501st through a series of campaigns, but he somehow manages to find the time to send you a message or two.

It's selfish, and you know it, but you've grown closer to him than ever. It's become routine, and the two of you have formed an unspoken agreement. No details, no names, no specifics. Just friendly conversation. Nothing that could be used against you, nothing that could put the other in danger. The war is hard enough, and you need something to keep your sanity. Even if it's only temporary.

And you know Rex needs this, too. He's stressed, and worried, and the war is taking its toll. You can sense it, even through the screen, and it pains you. It's not fair. He's only human, and he doesn't deserve to be caught up in all of this. Neither do you.

So the two of you make it work. And you take solace in knowing that he'll be back on Coruscant within a day or two. The 501st will have some down time while they refit the Resolute with an upgraded hyperdrive, and for once, Rex will have a chance to relax. If you're lucky, you might even be able to see him.

Rex: You've got to stop sending me pictures of kittens. The men are asking questions.

You grin, your mood lightening immediately. You've been sending him pictures of stray tookas that you've encountered on your runs through the city. After a long, hard-fought interrogation, you discovered that Rex is a tooka person. So, naturally, you've been exploiting that.

It's a small, harmless thing, but it's become a source of amusement for both of you. Rex claims he's annoyed, but you can tell he's just being dramatic. It's something normal, something that isn't connected to the war, and you're both grateful for it.

You: Don't tell me you don't like them. That would break my heart.

The response is almost immediate.

Rex: I didn't say that. But one of the men in particular won't stop asking who's sending them, and I can't exactly tell him the truth.

You: You could. Just say they're from a friend. It's not illegal to have friends you know.

Rex: I've already got enough problems. I don't need to add another. I think he's starting to suspect.

You: Suspect what? That you like animals? Scandalous.

Rex: That's not funny.

You: I beg to differ.

Rex: I regret giving you this frequency.

Rex: You're not allowed to send me any more pictures. Of anything.

You: You're no fun. It's not like I've ever sent you anything inappropriate.

You press send without thinking, turning and picking up your bowl, taking another bite. It isn't until you've swallowed and put the bowl back down that the message registers. You freeze, your eyes widening, and you stare at the words, heat creeping up your neck.

Oh.

Oh, no.

That sounded a lot less innocent than it did in your head. You glance at the commlink, waiting for a response, a wave of panic sweeping over you. He's typing, and then the text disappears, only to reappear a second later. The cycle repeats, and you swallow, the silence growing heavier.

Your mind races, and your face is on fire. You didn't mean to imply...it was a joke. It's not like you've been sending him messages like that, or that he'd send them to you, or that either of you have thought about that.

Except, now you are thinking about it.

You groan and run a hand over your face, forcing yourself to calm down. You're making a mountain out of a molehill. Rex is a professional. He's not going to assume you're propositioning him, even if the idea had crossed your mind once or twice. Even if you've teased him, joked around, and, yes, maybe flirted more than you'd ever admit.

This is fine. Everything's fine. It's just a little joke. A little fun. Nothing wrong with that. He'll laugh. Or not. Either way, you can deal with it. This is not the end of the world. You can talk your way out of this. You've done it before. Rex will understand. It's fine.

He's still typing.

You take a deep breath, trying to calm your nerves, and then your comm starts to buzz, a staccato beat that has your heart leaping into your throat. He's calling.

He's actually calling.

Your eyes go wide, and your pulse races, a rush of adrenaline flooding your body. For a moment, you can't move. You stare at the screen, unable to breathe, and then, a strange calm settles over you, and your hand moves of its own accord, tapping the button. The ringing stops, and you bring the comm to your ear, bracing yourself.

"Hello?"

There's a pause, and then a chuckle, deep and rich, and you shiver, warmth spreading through your body.

"Hi," Rex says. His voice is rough, and there's an edge to it, a husky rasp. It's doing something to you, something that shouldn't happen, but does anyway. "Sorry, I figured this would be easier. My hands are cramping from writing all these reports."

"Oh," you breathe. He's never called before, and it takes you a moment to collect yourself. You're a little surprised by how different it feels. There's a closeness, an intimacy, that isn't present when you're typing, and it's...distracting. You can hear his breathing, his slight sigh, and you can imagine the smile on his face, the dimple in his cheek.

"Is everything okay?" he asks hesitantly, and you blink, snapping back to the present. "You sound..."

"No! No, sorry, everything's fine," you assure him. A nervous laugh escapes you, and you run a hand through your hair. "I was just surprised, that's all. I didn't think you'd call."

"Ah. Sorry, I should've asked first," he says. There's a brief pause, and then he continues, a hint of uncertainty in his voice. "If it's too weird, we can just message. It's not a big deal."

"It's fine, Rex. I don't mind. It's actually kind of nice." You lean back against the couch, letting out a small sigh, and you can hear him do the same. "What's up?"

"Nothing, really. I just..." Rex trails off, and you can hear a shuffle of movement, the sound of fabric brushing against the speaker. He's laying down, you realize, and the image of him sprawled out on his bed, the comm nestled against his ear, makes you bite your lip.

"Just what?" you prompt, trying to keep your tone casual. You can hear him inhale, a low sigh, and his voice is softer, quieter, when he speaks.

"I don't know," he mutters. "I guess I just wanted to hear your voice."

The admission takes you by surprise, and your lips part, a lump forming in your throat. You swallow, trying to dislodge the feeling. It's sweet, and unexpected, and it's making you feel things that you can't, and shouldn't, be feeling. But it's not like he's confessing his love or anything. He's just a friend, and friends miss each other. It's nothing.

"Oh." You clear your throat, and you give a small laugh. You close your eyes and lean your head back, pressing the comm closer to your ear, letting the sound of his breathing wash over you. "Well, here I am."

"Here you are," he echoes.

"So, what do you want to talk about?" you ask, a teasing edge to your words. "Kittens? Politics? The weather?"

Rex snorts, and you can practically hear him roll his eyes.

"Maybe not politics," he replies, a smirk in his voice. "I think we're both tired of that."

"True,” you sigh. "Kittens, then?"

"No," he groans. "Absolutely not."

"Fine," you huff. You open your eyes, staring up at the ceiling, a small smile on your lips. "Then, what do you suggest?"

He's silent for a moment, considering.

"How was your day?" he finally asks. "I'm guessing it wasn't nearly as exciting as mine."

You hesitate, and Rex picks up on the pause immediately.

"What happened?" he asks, his voice suddenly sharp, all traces of humor gone.

"Nothing," you assure him. "I'm fine. It was just a rough day."

"That's not nothing." He lets out a soft breath, and you can hear him shifting again. He must be sitting up, because his voice is more distant, and you can no longer hear him breathing. "How's the Council treating you? Still giving you the run around?"

"You could say that," you say, your lips twisting into a frown.

"What's going on?"

You sigh and rub a hand over your face, pinching the bridge of your nose. Your head thumps against the back of the couch, and you glare at the ceiling, trying to keep the anger out of your tone.

"They're avoiding me, Rex," you admit through gritted teeth. Just thinking about it makes you seethe. You've been patient, as patient as possible, but the constant excuses and the blatant disregard for your questions have worn your temper thin. You're tired of being ignored, and it's getting harder and harder to hold back the frustration. "They won't answer my questions, and they're hiding something. I can feel it."

"I'm sorry," he says, and his sincerity soothes some of your irritation. "Any idea what?"

"None." You frown and shift, bringing your knees up and hugging them. "It's driving me crazy. I'm worried that they've found out about our..."

You trail off, unable to say the word. There's no point in hiding it, not when Rex is the one you're talking to, but saying it aloud feels too risky, too dangerous. You can't even put it into words, and the idea that the Council might know scares you more than you'd like to admit.

Rex, however, doesn't have that problem.

"Friendship?" he finishes, and his voice is steady, his tone neutral. "Yeah, I know."

"It's stupid, right? We've been so careful." You groan and rest your chin on your knees, staring at a spot on the floor. "They shouldn't even be paying attention to me, not with everything else going on."

"We're not doing anything wrong," he reminds you, and there's a hint of defensiveness in his words, a sharpness that surprises you. "You have every right to make friends."

"I know. I'm not saying we're doing anything bad. It's just...hard for me to not feel like they’re judging me." You chew on your bottom lip, your fingers clenching around your shins. "Sometimes, I feel like I'm being watched, like they're looking over my shoulder, waiting for me to screw up."

"They're not," he tells you, his voice softening. “They have no reason to. Don't let them get to you, alright? If they're trying to intimidate you, don't fall for it. You've done nothing wrong."

"I know that, and you know that, but why won't they listen to me?" you ask, exasperated. You let out a sigh and slump forward, your chin resting on your knees. "I feel like I'm being punished, but I don't even know what for. All I want is some answers. Is that really so much to ask?"

"No," he agrees. "It's not. Have you talked to General Kenobi? Maybe he can help."

"I tried, but he's being just as stubborn as the rest of them. He keeps saying he can't do anything, that it's not his decision, and I need to be patient." You huff and shake your head. "Like hell."

"I'm sure they'll come around," Rex offers, but his tone is laced with doubt. "They can't ignore you forever. Eventually, they'll have to give in."

"Why?" you scoff. "They didn't care when Yaddle went missing. They did the same thing then. And, now, I have evidence. Actual proof. And I just—"

You pause, the words catching in your throat, and your mouth snaps shut.

The bowl in front of you is rattling, the chopsticks clinking against the rim, and you reach out, steadying the dish with a shaking hand before its contents can slosh onto the datapad. You close your eyes and take a deep breath, trying to calm your nerves, and when you speak again, your voice is calmer, steadier.

"Sorry, I'm...sorry," you mumble, ashamed. "I didn't mean to...this is supposed to be relaxing. Forget it."

"No, it's alright," Rex assures you. "I know this has been hard for you."

You swallow and nod, though he can't see you. Your hands fist in your robe, gripping at the material, and you press the comm closer to your ear, as if that will bring you closer to him. His breathing is slow, steady, and you try to mirror it, matching your breaths to his.

"It's fine. I shouldn't be unloading on you like this. It's not fair." You let out a weak chuckle, forcing a note of levity into your tone. "You've got enough to deal with. You don't need my problems."

"Hey."

The word is firm, and his tone makes your chest ache. You swallow and take a deep breath, blinking back the tears that are threatening to spill.

"You can talk to me, you know," he says quietly. "And you're allowed to be upset. Even if the Jedi Code says otherwise. I'm not gonna judge."

"That advice sounds familiar," you tease, your fingers tracing the edge of the bowl. "Who said it, again?"

"I don't remember," he lies.

"Uh huh," you murmur, and a faint smile tugs at your lips.

"Yeah, well. It's good advice. And I should probably take it, too." Rex chuckles, his voice dropping as he adds, "I don't always do a great job of it, though."

"Neither do I," you admit with a snort, and you wipe at your eyes, glancing at the datapad next to you. The box sits behind it, the lid open, the lightsaber and cloak visible.

You think of the night on Null, of Rex's arms wrapped around you, holding you close, and how safe and protected you'd felt. The memory is bittersweet, but the thought of his touch still gives you a measure of comfort. And, it's something that could happen again, if you both let it.

"But I think we're doing alright,” you add softly.

"I'd like to think so," he replies, and you can hear a hint of a smile in his voice.

"Me, too."

"So," Rex begins, his tone gentle. "What do you need, right now?"

The question catches you off guard, and you blink, trying to think of a response. The truth is, you're not sure. There's a part of you that just wants to curl up in bed and cry, or scream, or do something, anything, to make yourself feel better. But, another part, a larger part, wants nothing more than to see him.

You take a deep breath, and then let the air out slowly, your shoulders relaxing.

"This," you confess, and your voice is barely a whisper. "Just this. Just talking."

"Good," he murmurs. "Me too."

"Good," you repeat.

There's a long pause, and you listen to the sound of his breathing, the soft hum of the comm. He's silent, but there's a warmth in the connection, and you can feel the tension leaving your body, the stress and frustration easing. Rex is a comforting presence, a familiar one, and, for the first time in weeks, you feel safe.

The conversation moves easily from there, the two of you talking about everything and nothing. You share stories, jokes, memories, and he listens, his laughter soft and rich. He tells you about his brothers, and you tell him about Obi-Wan, and it feels normal, natural.

It's clear Rex is trying to keep things light, the jokes frequent. He's a good distraction, and you appreciate it. He knows the right things to say, the right moments to be serious, and he knows when to just listen.

And it's easy, falling into the rhythm. He's good company, and the way he speaks is charming, his sense of humor dry and sarcastic. It's exactly what you need. He doesn't try to fix anything, doesn't try to give advice or tell you what to do. He just listens, and talks, and the tension slowly melts away. It's a nice feeling, one that you haven't felt in a while.

Before you know it, hours have passed. You're sprawled out on the floor, a blanket draped over you, and you're staring up at the ceiling, the glow of the city lights spilling through the window. The stars are hidden by the clouds, but the lights are a comfort, and the hum of the traffic fills the room. It's peaceful, and quiet, and you find yourself wishing that Rex was here, next to you. It would be nice, laying here together, watching the lights, talking. Just being.

There's a soft sound, like fabric brushing against the speaker, and then Rex is yawning.

"Sorry," he mutters, his voice muffled. "I didn't get much sleep last night."

You frown, a twinge of guilt in your stomach. "Rex, why didn't you say something?"

He sighs, and there's a rustling noise, the creak of metal as he shifts his weight. You can imagine him in the darkness of his quarters, the soft glow of his datapad illuminating his face, the sheets tangled around his legs.

"Because then you'd hang up," he murmurs, his voice soft, a trace of amusement in his tone. "And I didn't want you to."

The confession is enough to make you pause, and you feel your heart skip a beat, a flush creeping up your neck. You've known, of course, that he's enjoying your conversations, but hearing him say it is something else entirely.

"Yeah?" you say, keeping your tone light.

"Yeah," he replies. "You're...it's nice."

"I don't want to hang up either," you admit, and you hear him hum in acknowledgement. "But, you should get some rest. We've both got long days ahead."

He grunts, and you hear a thud, as if he's tossed something to the floor. "Right."

"Are you going to sleep?" you ask, a hint of suspicion in your voice.

"Yeah. In a minute," he grumbles. "I just need to finish this report."

You scoff and roll your eyes. "Rex."

"Alright, alright," he relents. Rex takes a deep breath, letting it out slowly. After a long pause, he speaks, his voice soft. "Are you free tomorrow? Or, well, today, technically. I'll be planetside in the afternoon."

You blink, and a smile tugs at your lips, warmth blossoming in your chest. You roll over onto your side, the blanket falling around you.

"I might be able to squeeze you in," you tease. "Why, did you have something in mind?"

He laughs, and there's a muffled sound, like he's pressed his face against the pillow. You can imagine him sprawled out on his bunk, a hand covering his eyes, his lips pulled into a smirk. The image is more appealing than it should be, and you have to remind yourself that you're not supposed to be thinking about him like that.

"I do, actually," he says slowly. "You can tell me if I'm overstepping, but I called in a few favors, and I have some information about...well, the Council's been avoiding you, and I know you're not going to sit around and wait for them to change their minds..."

You wait, your brows rising. "What?"

Rex pauses, and his voice drops, a hint of nervousness in his tone. "It's just some security footage of the night she went missing. And impound records for a ship. I'm not sure how much of it is useful, but it's something. Maybe it'll help."

Your heart skips a beat, and you sit up, the blanket pooling in your lap. You stare down at the comm, your eyes wide, your pulse racing.

"You what?" you breathe, barely able to speak.

"I didn't mean to pry, but...I was curious. And, I thought, maybe you'd be able to use it. I figured if I didn't try, I'd regret it," he explains, and there's a note of trepidation in his voice. He's speaking faster now, the words coming out in a rush. "It's probably not helpful, and I didn't want to get your hopes up, but—"

"Rex," you say, and he falls silent. You close your eyes, trying to process the information. This is not what you were expecting, and the sudden burst of excitement is giving way to a strange mix of confusion and shock. You let out a breath, your shoulders slumping. "I...Thank you."

"Don't thank me yet," he mutters. "It could be a bust. It's probably a bust. But, if you want it, it's yours."

You can’t help but smile slightly, and you run a hand through your hair, the locks slipping between your fingers.

"When did you find time to do this?" you ask, trying to picture him searching through files and archives while he was in the middle of a battle. He must have pulled a lot of strings, called in a lot of favors, just to get this information. And, he did it for you. Just because he thought it might help.

"Ah, here and there," Rex replies casually. "I've been working on it for a while, but I had some help from a friend."

"A friend, huh?" You hum, and you pull the blanket around your shoulders, hugging your knees. "I hope it wasn't too much trouble."

"It's worth it," he says, and the conviction in his voice makes your chest ache.

You swallow, and you stare at your hands, a lump forming in your throat. He's not even trying to be charming, and he's making you weak. You can't remember ever feeling this way, and it scares you. He scares you. How can someone make you feel so much, with only a few words?

"Well, thank you," you murmur, not knowing what else to say. "Seriously. I mean it. You have no idea what this means to me, Rex. I don't know how I can repay you."

"You can buy me lunch," he quips. "That'll work."

You snort. "That's it? That's all you want?"

"Yeah. Unless there's something else you're offering."

Rex gives a low laugh, and your breath catches, a shiver running down your spine. The comment is innocent, but the way he says it makes your heart race, the words sending a flurry of images through your mind. You bite your lip, the flush spreading up your neck.

"We'll see," you manage, your voice steady. "You'll have to ask nicely."

There’s a beat of silence, and you can practically hear him thinking, his brain working. He doesn't respond right away, and you wait, listening to him breathe. The tension is thick, and your pulse races, and, just when you're about to say something, his voice crackles through, deep and rough.

"Um, right." He clears his throat, and you hear him shift, his sheets rustling. "I'll...keep that in mind."

You can't help but smirk, a small chuckle escaping your lips. His reaction is exactly what you were hoping for. You only wish you could see his face and the blush that is no doubt spreading across his cheeks.

"You do that." You sigh and sit up, stretching your arms over your head. You catch sight of the chrono and grimace. It's late, later than you'd thought. The two of you have been talking for a few hours, and the time has flown by.

"I should go," you say reluctantly, and he lets out a noise of disappointment. "I'm sorry I kept you up. You should get some rest."

"No, I'm glad we talked." His voice is warm, and you can hear the smile in his words. "It was worth the lost sleep. I'll see you tomorrow, okay?"

"Sounds good."

"And, uh...just be careful, alright?" Rex hesitates, and you hear him take a deep breath, as if he's trying to steady himself. "Promise me. I've got a bad feeling about this, and I don't want you to get hurt."

"I can take care of myself," you protest, but there's no heat behind it. You can't bring yourself to be annoyed, not when he sounds so worried. It's endearing, really. And, a little annoying, but mostly sweet.

"I know you can,” he sighs. “Just humor me."

"Okay," you relent. You offer a reassuring smile, despite the fact that he can't see you. "I promise."

"Good."

There's another long pause, and neither of you seem to want to hang up. The silence is comfortable, and there's a warmth in it, a closeness. You find yourself wanting to stay like this, with him, just listening. It feels nice. And safe.

"Sleep well, Rex," you murmur, your voice quiet.

"You too." He yawns again, and you can hear him moving, rolling over. His voice is muffled when he speaks, his words barely audible. "Goodnight."

You wait, your eyes fluttering shut, and you press your forehead against your knees, a small smile tugging at your lips.

"Night," you whisper.

The line goes dead, and you put your commlink aside on the floor. You exhale, letting out a slow breath, and you lay back, your hands clasped on your stomach. You feel giddy, light, and you can't remember the last time you felt this way. It's a foreign feeling, but it's nice, and you want to hold onto it for as long as possible.

You should be mad, you think. The Council is withholding information from you, and they're ignoring you, and it's frustrating beyond words. It's the last thing you expected, and it's not fair.

But Rex has made it his personal mission to help you. He's gone above and beyond, and he did it without hesitation, without you ever asking him for it.

It's a risk. If anyone finds out, there will be consequences, for both of you. He could lose his position, his reputation. His loyalty to the Republic could be questioned. And, for what? A woman he's known for little more than a year, a Jedi Master, no less. It's foolish. He could get into a lot of trouble, and yet, he did it anyway. For you.

It's a kind act, and the best gift you could've received. And it means more to you that you could ever put into words.

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DuckTales 2017 - “The Golden Lagoon of White Agony Plains!”

Story by: Francisco Angones, Madison Bateman, Colleen Evanson, Christian Magalhaes, Bob Snow

Written by: Bob Snow

Directed by: John Aoshima

Storyboard by: Jean-Sebastien Duclos, Mark Garcia, Tanner Johnson, John Ramirez

I wouldn't call this a creek, either.

This episode starts with Scrooge and the boys paying a visit to a Gala dedicated to a newly opened Glomgold Wing at the Natural History Museum. The joke is that all of the exhibits are just whatever he can salvage from Scrooge's past adventures, and some outright falsehoods. Dewey even talks about how he's trying way too hard. Dewey's right...in maybe too many ways.

Scrooge, obviously not a big fan of this duck who tries to murder him any chance he can, is only there to support Duckburg's cultural institutions as an upstanding citizen. Oh, and to steal Glomgold's cocktail weenies and teriyaki skewers. The irony is that it's Louie that calls him out for this. That seems out of character for him, though it might be due to his suit giving him a rash.

As the boys follow Scrooge's lead in taking a bunch of buffet food, one of the guests of honor walks in the room. Scrooge drops his bag and gasps at the sight at this familiar-to-him face. The nephews ask him if his gasp is about a curse, a villain, or a villainous curse, but it's even worse than that.

Scrooge: ...it's my ex! (gulp)

🎵Life is like a hurricane...🎶

Well, that's one way to do a cold open.

Specifically, it's Goldie O'Gilt. He clarifies that she's an ex-rival and ex-partner, but the boys do not buy it. Scrooge gets the boys, and anyone in the audience who hasn't heard of this legacy character, ready by telling them to watch their wallets. They trade insults to each other, Scrooge saying that she has cloven hooves, and Goldie calling him a tightwad. Well, it is a fitting name for someone who takes hors d'oeuvres from a buffet. I learned just now that’s how you spell those words.

While the insults both disturb and intrigue Dewey, Glomgold shows up to tell Scrooge that Goldie happens to be his date. Even before she says anything, her body language clearly indicates he doesn't want anything to do with this man. Once the music starts playing, Scrooge and Goldie start dancing. He tries a second plan: dancing the same kind of dance with Dewey. I don't have a comment for that one.

After that, Glomgold decides to reveal the main attraction: a skeleton of a "Glacial Klondike Monster" his oil crew managed to dig up in the Yukon. Unlike the Glomasaurus Rex, which was clearly made up of random dinosaur bones, this exhibit is legitimate. The lights go out, and the mammoth's head disappears. No, it's not another mystery story, or another ghost story for that matter. Scrooge looks around and finds a certain someone missing, and he hot-tails it out of the gala.

While Launchpad drives Scrooge and the boys to the Mansion, it will make sense to how he would know about where she went later, the boys want to know more about "Scrooge's new old giiirlfriend", while they all make literal duck-lips. Yeah, that's their only real character trait they have for the rest of the episode. While DuckTales 2017 gave the boys far more distinct personalities, this episode is not a good example of that. Wait, Huey, Dewey, and Louie acting identically? No way!

They do get to be the audience of another Scrooge McDuck flashback to a time long before Donald or Della. We’re getting into “The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck”-like material here. From what I've read, it's a very loose adaptation; no Goose Egg Nugget here.

They go into a cave in the White Agony Plains to find the titular Golden Lagoon. Suddenly, Goldie, in her scheming ways, decides to steal the map to find the lagoon for herself. Scrooge manages to catch her, but the map gets torn in half. Suddenly, the "Glacial Monster" shows itself, being what might be the last of the Wooly Mammoths. Goldie’s part of the map ended up stuck in the mammoth’s teeth, and over a century later, that same mammoth's skeleton ended up in Glomgold's Gala. We get a shot of the skeleton with a map sticking out of its teeth, which wasn't shown before when we got a shot of it before, but never mind.

Yes, I really mean a century later. While they don’t specify the exact year, Scrooge is definitely referring to the Klondike Gold Rush in 1896. Huey, in one of the few times he gets to show off his personality, starts counting on his fingers and outright asks how old Scrooge is. He obviously does not answer that question, but this episode gives a rather decent explanation beyond "it's just a cartoon, so just relax".

While running from the Wooly Mammoth, Scrooge and Goldie jumped into a freezing lake, causing them to be stuck in an ice cube for 5 years. In fact, this episode confirms this isn't the only time they've been in situtations that made them age slower. The dance scene from earlier shows them talking about a fountain of youth and several timeless demon dimensions. In an unrelated note, Goldie also offhandedly mentions a necklace that prevents burns, which the camera zooms into for a few seconds. I did not think much of this on my first viewing.

After the story that was captivating that even the driver got too interested in it, Scrooge finally reaches his Manor to find that Goldie barged into his house, and she immediately asks where his half of the map went. One may wonder how she managed to get past Mrs. Beakley, all but shown to be a super spy with great combat abilities, and her trained-in-similar-arts granddaughter.

Well, she did. As the rest of this episode will prove, she's just that awesome. After Scrooge throws a chair at his own nephews after they do the same "Scrooge loves Goldie" shtick, yeah, don't anger Scrooge, Goldie realizes that it must be in Scrooge's top hat. When Scrooge wrestles her down for it, she offers the adventure. Scrooge asks why.

Goldie: Because it's gold, because it's a treasure you never found, and because you're Scrooge McDuck.

Scrooge, Goldie imitating him: You think you know me sooo well!

They decide to go on the adventure. Speaking of the map, we later see it, and it's one of those "dotted line with the X on it" maps. I'd imagine the one that has the X on it could have at least tried to extrapolate the path. I guess I could assume that half was in that skull, but wouldn't Glomgold take it? Whatever.

Goldie puts on her old outfit, and they go into the cave. The entire episode essentially follows a similar path: throughout the adventure, they both accuse each other of trying to sabotage each other. They are totally doing that. Scrooge finds an arrow trap, which he activates by throwing a pebble at it, and accuses Goldie of doing it. Scrooge then stops Goldie from getting stuck in a giant bear trap that he totally didn't set up. Notice the difference there.

They end up at a pulley-controlled elevator, built for one. Not willing to let one person go and get a jump on the lagoon, they have to share the elevator. Of course, this leads to her complaining about his sweat. It's a funny scene.

Not speaking of particularly funny scenes, Glomgold is slowly following them. I'll be honest: his scenes don't really do much for me. All he really does is get hit by all the traps, cuts the rope of the aforementioned elevator, and talks about how Scrooge is taking his girl. He seems to disappear after this scene, because it's better to focus on the scenes with Scrooge and Goldie trying to mess each other up.

One scene has Goldie lighting a trail of gunpowder behind Scrooge, taking both halves of the map with her while he's chasing. In this universe of ducks and dogs that walk upright and talk, this trail of gunpowder leads to a bear. Not a relative of Baloo, but a bear just like in real life. I wonder how that works.

Unlike in real life, Goldie gets cornered by Scrooge riding that same bear. He even reveals that he speaks bear. This show now has just as much talking to non-language-speaking-animals as that other reboot. How can he do this? Because he's Scrooge McDuck. Yeah, that’s a running gag throughout this episode, and it does have a good payoff at the end.

They eventually reach a dead end, which happens to be right next to the frozen lake where they spent 5 years of their lives. This leads to even more backstory. After 5 years of being forced into staring at each other, their frozen scowls slowly turned into smiles. Aw, they really do love each other. While it's certainly romantic to see this, it is a horrifying thought that they were conscious in there.

Of course, there's a caveat: as soon as Goldie's half of the ice melts, she immediately leaves Scrooge behind. Scrooge realized that she loved gold more than him, and Goldie...agrees. Fitting.

They do get to the waterfall made of molten gold, thanks to the help of erosion over a century. Scrooge gets Nanook, the bear, to break the wall they thought was a dead end open in something that would have looked cool in trailers. However, as soon as they bask in the glory, a twist happens. I debated whether or not I should even have these ellipsis, to be honest.

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Big shock, she was going to betray him in the end, just like Scrooge repeatedly accused her of doing! There is one surprise on top of this: Glomgold decides to show up, after stumbling down a hill because he's Glomgold, and reveals that he teamed up with her to do this ruse! Unlike the last time he tried, this turned out to be true.

Scrooge, telling himself he should have expected this, asks Goldie why she did this after all she did for her. He talks about how he untied her from Nanook...which he happened to tie her to himself. Again, fitting. Her response?

Goldie: Because I'm Goldie O'Gilt!

See, good payoff.

Regardless of what I feel about Glomgold’s involvement in this episode, I do like the flashback scene he describes, which is in this 50's romance comic book-like style. It even ends with him smooching the air. He sure loves that Goldie, he even came up with the shipping name: Glomgoldie.

There's a pickaxe fight that mirrors the dance scene down to certain lines, and a rather shocking scene that does give Glomgold a little more purpose in the plot. I don't want to give away everything, but I definitely questioned whether they would really do what they did.

I only have one thing I will say that will add to this review: the necklace I talked about earlier does become a plot point. What necklace? Well, that was my first impression of that ending, too; it took a second viewing for me to realize it didn't just come out of nowhere.

How does it stack up?

Promising a big adventure that happens to be a huge reference to the original comics, and the return of a classic character, DuckTales 2017 took a huge risk with this episode. As someone who hasn't really read the original stories, I can't judge whether or not it's a good adaptation.

I debated what rating I should give this. It's an entertaining adventure, sure, but it's a little repetitive, and Glomgold just became a third wheel that was more tiring than funny. This one slightly misses the mark for me. In a worse reboot, this would be one of the best episodes, but after Jaw$, it's just merely above average, which is a very high neutral for this show.

Next, the return of another classic character...whether you like him or not.

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