#revolutionary invention

[that-dumb-moth]

We have bilge rats...

But why don't we have bulge rats? JUST THINK OF IT! RATS THAT LIVE IN THE WORST (fight me) PART OF THE BODY!

[moistvonlipwig]

it does crack me up how utterly miserable akio is even though his circumstances are far more within his control than anyone else at ohtori. like he thinks children are annoyingly naive but he still chooses to be a school administrator. he thinks astronomy is boring but he still chooses to look at his little planetarium every night. every day akio wakes up and is like "ughhh i have to go sexually abuse some insipid-ass kids today 🙄 fuck my stupid baka life" and it's like well actually bud you don't have to do any of that. but ok

[fungh0u1]

anthying.

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

man, utena is fucking wild (is on episode 1)

[r0ryy]

"And if I only could

I'd make a deal with God

and I'd get him to swap our places." 🌹🥀

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

I believe that like in cooking there are two types of potion masters in Harry Potter Universe:

Those who follows instructions and precise measurements to the letter, & those who make it up on the fly (meaning no measurements, no recipes, no notes, they just eyeball it and somehow against all odds it turns out perfect). I firmly believe that Fleamont Potter is the 2nd one. I also believe that he gave Professor Slughorn mini heart attacks on the regular when his potions would been on the brink of blasting them all to the heavens & he swooped into neutralize with a haphazard handful of newt eyes. He strikes me as someone who invented a revolutionary hair potion & neglected to write it down so had to spend months reinventing it write down the exact recipe.

Harry gets his intuitive magic from his grandfather. I firmly believe that.

[pseudosis]

The concubine sex position SCREAMS Zuko

Tell me he wouldn't love just hitting it from the back so good you can't even hold yourself up.

-🌸

LITERALLY, Zuko definitely invented that position, and most of the other alterations of it. Because he was so tired of there only being two positions known to the conservative ass fire nation, which was missionary and the cuddle position. It was so popular it went down in his legacy after he died.

he would fuck you so good from the back, you had to lay your top half down and just let him go to work in it. Because his favorite view is to see how it just bounces off of his pelvis when he’s fucking you, or just look at your ass in general.

[turbotheduck]

i just think grumbo fusion's redstone would be super innovative, inefficiently efficient, and very VERY touchy

(emerald fusion design by @d0not-disturb, grian/mumbo designs and au by @chrisrin 👍)

[regallibellbright]

Also:

Happy 26th anniversary to Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 39, Someday Together We’ll Shine!

[koheletgirl]

strongly object to the term "israeli couscous". not because of the "israeli" part, because of the "couscous" part.

[comite-de-salut-public]

¿Puedo presentarme voluntario como espía, ya que os faltan tantos? No hablo francés pero dudo que importe

Je suis en train de contacter le Tribunal révolutionnaire en ce moment même.

[vethiah]

I'm still on my first watch of utena but I thought to myself "how are people ever normal about this" and then I realized I'm watching it because I have not once seen someone be normal about utena

[ace-trainer-risu]

sometimes I’ll read goodreads reviews and it’s like Ah. This person and I do not exist on the same plane of reality.

[thatneoncrisis]

Hi! Question!

Do you have any takes, opinions or theories regarding the tlt magic system/mechanics of the word?

nope! all of that is above my head it makes me bleary headed to think about because i am not a doctor and barely understand most of the words taz uses without extensive research. someone to ask would be @notedchampagne as they keep heavily detailed notations on the magic system of necromancy while i mostly jsut relate to its thematic use within the story

[halfdeadwallfly]

i checked and i am 99% sure this is not satire

[lord-squiggletits]

IDW Megatron stans who hate IDW Optimus need to give IDW OP more respect. Optimus shouldered the entire narrative burden of Cybertronian colonialism and racism so that Megatron could go on a space road trip, interact with 0 organics, do nothing to help the Decepticons, and somehow still have the fandom say he has one of the best redemption arcs ever.