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HUBRIS
#its captioned hubris bc i really thought i could do this in a few hours#and now my whole day is gone#honestly i just want to draw kid dirty and beat up#reverse poor meow meow#wring that man out like a wet rag#eustass kid#fanart#my art#art#one piece fanart#one piece#kid one piece#killer op#massacre soldier killer#killer one piece#one piece eustass#op eustass kid
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No thoughts. Just Pavia laying on the floor of his room because he isn't used to sleeping in a bed. Like, he knows that his bed is soft and warm, but he's just not used to it. He can only fall asleep for two hours at a time at most and he needs to be laying on the floor in order to do so.
I want to give my poor baby a warm blanket and a soft pillow but he would throw both into the closet and never use them because he just can't handle it.
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Imagine laying in bed with your f/o. Whether it's morning or middle of the night, sleepiness makes them much more honest that usually.
"You know, I really love you, all of you. How you try your best everyday to reach your goal. Or how kind you are. How you get excited about your interests, I love listening to you when you're so passionate."
They laugh happily thinking about it. Damn, they really love that.
"And I love the way you smile. Or your eyes, their shape, how the light reflects in it changing its colour. Your jawline, i love it too. Same with your neck, your shoulders, arms... Just, all of you."
They are still very sleepy and probably haven't processed too well what they had just said, but that's what makes it feel so natural and assures you its true. They think the world of you.
Pr//oshippers DNI
#f/o#self ship#selfship#f/o imagine#f/o community#self shipping#imagine your f/o#HI ITS SELFINDULGENT HOUR WHEN I GET TO BE SO FREAKING SELFINDULGENT AND SHARE IT WITH YALL#im just-- well if yesterday was celebration of new year with my faculty he would probably get drunk#and if he would get drunk he would get so honest he would say all this and make me red as my hair when i still could dye it#and i would do uno reverse card at him listing everything i love about him morning after that#and by he i ofc mean my poor little meow meow the love of my life r//osho ts//utsuj//imori 💜💜💜
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- Mechanical Negatives -
i made myself a lil PFP for Tumblr since i kinda wanna do more Flash stuff but keep posting transformers! So this is my own Reverse Flash TF design [i havent posted the ref but i have both of them. ill probably post it when im done with the comm i made them for.. and maybe refine them up a bit.]
I also have a timelapse for this drawing, and then i made edits after i finished rendering the timelapse and was too lazy to re-render it so this is what youre getting for now.
#guys this grown man is my babygirl#i love him#poor widdle meow meow#reverse flash#eobard thwane#professor zoom#transformers#the flash
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khun is so pathetic lol
#not in the poor little meow meow way but like. dawg u could’ve taken the hint so long ago wkddjjs#she does noooottttt like u LOL#reverse 4 you#b.txt
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what? source of my opinions and characterization on thawne? why,
(context)
#josh williamson sometimes you were the real one#weve all been there dude#still cant believe that citation is real#explains a lot of his writing of speedster villains tho#especially hunter. i think hes williamson's self-insert as well cause he sees thawne as Tragedy Personified.#like look at this interview. look at the f*nish l*ne 'happy end' intentions. thawne is 100% his poor little meow meow too.#eobard thawne#professor zoom#reverse flash#the reverse flash#the flash#dc
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it just bothers me so much when people can’t take a character for what they are. i hate it! like the need to twist a character into something else to make them more palatable and appealing when that’s just not what’s on screen or in the text. liking a villain doesn’t suddenly turn them into a hero. liking a villain doesn’t make them less morally ambiguous. liking a villain doesn’t erase their villainous traits. it’s all still there. don’t twist them into something they’re not, don’t turn them into a woobie. ask yourself this: if everything about the character was different would you even like that character in the first place or find them interesting? probably not! because it would be a completely different character. but also i think some people only like the character as it lives in their minds, not even as they appear in the story in the first place
#the same happens but with the reverse intention: making a character more evil for no reason#but that's usually a lack of empathy + sexism since it almost always happens to female characters#anyway this was about my most favourite poor little meow meow (anakin) but also applies to so many characters#text
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actually speaking of ocs i legitimately miss zack (lore house) so much
#mina mumbles#lore house#hes the most ever to me <3 hes such a poor meow meow truly#depending on the strand of the multiverse hes either painted in a rlly heroic (protagonist of legends!!) light or#hes the most evil guy to ever exist (bc of forces out of his control)#also sometimes he was just a silly guy he cant canonically swim he had a livestream bit he was an idol in one and he was like an evil king#i drew art of him as a mermaid once that was fun#one of the last universes we made for him was a completely reverse of what he knew (it was all a dream) so everything he knew was wrong#hes a demon of another demon who married an angel in the alt universe hes just some guy trying to tell his friends hes literally a demon#and despite having been an angel and a demon in the other universe his friends r like haha yeah sure bud#hes like rlly powerful but hes also so silly hes got one out of place strand of green hair#hes was a shared oc in a world built w an old friend he was like our self inserts bestie and worstie in lore house#it was so fun so self indulgent i miss world building w them tbh i hope theyre doing good#i only have sm of zacks/lore house stuff in old screenshots and notes theres some part of me that wishes i still had the messages but !!!#thats just how it be yk <3 i hope theyre doing well i hope they carry a bit of zack w them still hes such a silly guy#the last time we spoke we talked abt rewriting the entire thing maybe in zacks universe we did /hj#i think of remaking it sometimes bc i feel like we left zack in the void so i draw him once in a while but it doesnt have that charm i feel#i still love him vv much i treat him the same way u would a teddy bear that falls off ur bed when ur asleep yk hes just a lil guy
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I've placed a self-ban on myself from posting any new Sylus fics until I finish Bride of the Dragon King. 😔👉👈
But just know, I will absolutely write this scenario into a proper story eventually 😤
[ Masterlist ★ Series Index ]
Sylus + Little Birdie ☆ Daddy is a Kitty?
During one family weekend in Linkon City while visiting Meow's Café, Sylus has, once again, offended the kitties. They immediately punish him and turn him into a caracal. Again.
Sylus is irate.
He is sitting in a booth, legs and arms crossed, silently fuming, already plotting to buy Meow's Café just so he can bulldoze it.
You're frantically appealing to OTTO Manager who feels just as helpless (omg someone pls save OTTO Manager, they're not paid to deal with any of this BS)
The kitties are meowing loudly, rebelling, and yelling about how Sylus deserves this, and they refuse to change him back 😾
Little Birdie stares in wonder amidst all of the commotion and chaos.
Slowly, she walks over and climbs onto the booth, and then into Sylus' lap.
Sylus is lost in his head, too angry to even notice her. He is just acting on his paternal instinct when he steadied her to keep her from falling.
She reaches up and lightly touches one ear. It twitches. She giggles. She gently scratches Sylus' new ear.
The café suddenly goes quiet as everyone hears a soft voice singing:
🎶 Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty. Purr, purr, purr. 🎶
Sylus closes his eyes and unwittingly starts to purr.
He suddenly breaks out of his trance, and he looks down, surprised to see his daughter smiling up at him.
She had sensed Sylus' anger earlier, so she asks with a soft, sweet smile, "Does Daddy feel better now? 🥹"
Sylus' face softens. He smiles and leans down to kiss her cheek. He is still mad that he was turned into a caracal again, but seeing his daughter's sweet smiling face calms him down immediately.
"Yes, baby, I feel better now," he answers, giving her a hug and another kiss on her cheek.
The kitties are touched by this scene and unanimously agree to reverse his punishment. 😺😸
BONUS SCENES
Sylus sings 'Soft Kitty' with his daughter and the kitties are mad again 😾 (at him, of course 😔)
One month punishment as a caracal and he is also banned from Meow's Café for the duration of his sentence.
You're dismayed.
Baby Birdie is delighted. "YAY KITTY DADDY."
Sylus shrugs, resigned.
[Later at home in the N109 Zone]
Normally, your daughter is very easy to put to bed, but tonight she is insisting on only wanting kitty daddy to put her to bed and sing her a lullaby. (Poor child is also tone deaf and is the only one who enjoys Sylus' singing 😔 /J)
"Daddy is taking a shower right now, baby. Come on, Mommy can sing you a lullaby. Better than Daddy as well..."
Baby Birdie is disappointed, but she doesn't fight you on this. "Can Daddy sing me to sleep tomorrow, Mommy? 🥺"
"Of course, baby. 🙂" (You @ you: WHY DOES SHE LIKE HIS SINGING SO MUCH??? 😐😮💨😭)
You manage to get her to sleep eventually and when you return to the master bedroom, you find Sylus is already in bed.
"She's finally asleep," you tell him, exhausted. "She only wants kitty daddy right now."
He smirks, amused. His ears twitch, and his tail sways from side to side.
When you get into bed, you notice Sylus is...very frisky.
"Sy-SYLUS???"
He laughs and grins lecherously. "Isn't it time for us kitties to play?"
"We made such a cute daughter already," he continues, unabashed, "Maybe it's time we start on our next...'litter,' and give her siblings. 😈"
[THE END BECAUSE THIS IS A ✨️WHOLESOME SERIES✨️ OK. I WRITE ENOUGH SYLUS BREEDING FICS ALREADY. 😔
But something something implications and something something Sylus needing to rut because of his feline instincts rn 😔😔😔]
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#love and deepspace x reader#sylus x reader#this is my loophole for my own self-ban#😭👍
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#i admit i don't know much about tarot and i haven't read tuc in a long time but i DO remember absolutely loving ares#so i touched up on his wiki page and think perhaps one of the cups might suit him?#two of cups might represent his bond with gregor#or five of cups could represent his loss of Henry#but those are just suggestions!! i can already picture them now omg#the underland chronicles @wickedcriminal
oooh!!! I have been really struggling with placing Ares within the major arcana, but I was thinking maybe the Wheel of Fortune. His alternating bouts of luck, relationship w self, and "doomed by the narrative" thing with fate were giving me the vibes. I need to do more research on the minor arcana!
I really want to draw tarot card versions of underland chronicles characters, but it’s a very intimidating, work intensive project that doesn’t quite jive w my doodle-making style
#as a whole Ares reminds me of the suit of swords#complete with a tragedy at the end.#my sister says thats the 'poor little meow meow' suit lol#al chatters#tuc#It's so difficult because I try to consider both the upright and reversed meanings of each card#also henry is the tower. something something unsteady foundations leading to a fall
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Of course Magneto is Xavier's poor little meow meow, and also his babygirl. This much is obvious. However, you cannot reach a full understanding of their relationship nor their characters until you have recognized that the reverse is also true
#professor x is magneto's sad lil war crimes kitten#cherik#erik lehnsherr#magneto#charles xavier#professor x#mine
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my thoughts on Majestic Rep’s RTC
it’s a lot sorry guys
tags: @jencattv @ray-winters @keatondj
(spoilers below the cut)
you can tell when ocean starts questioning her attitude and how conflicted she is, especially right after WTWN
jane gets startled so easily poor baby
noel’s riffs are amazing!! (noel’s lament)
the choreo is awesome too!
mischa is a such a sweetie he genuinely cares so much about the other choir members
mischa flipping ocean off before “i love you guys” haha
constance’s finger guns after “fornication”
constance laughing at ocean out down jokes and then switching up is so funny
i love oceans line delivery she’s like three seconds snapping i love it
jane going from being able to move
fluidly during the songs to being stiff again she looks so confused every time
ricky. just ricky ❤️
connie i thought the crystal meth joke was funny
^^ i love all the dialogue in that scene i don’t remember it in original cast slime tuts
fuck mischa’s adopted parents fr you can tell his anger is a defense mechanism because when he feels comfortable with the choir he’s so sweet!!
MISCHA FALTERING WHEN SAYING HES TALIAS FIANCÉ
“THANK YOU FOR KILLING MY MOTHER AND INDIRECTLY KILLING ME” 💔💔💔
MY LIFE IS AWESOME
(i’m gonna start categorizing by song now i don’t have much for WTWN and Noel’s Lament so)
jane dope 🔥🔥
mlia gives mad sibling karaoke vibes
karna i see u bopping along
the singing too is immaculate
OK JANE i see u dropping it down
TALIA
this mischa genuinely seems so into it he deserves so much credit in way of character work
the way he gets all bashful during his Talia monologue 💓
background harmonies (constance is carrying and also i can hear her so well!!)
again riffs!! well done
the choreo goes crazy!! this applies to all the songs tho
the arms making a steeple 🥺😩
THE ENDING RIFFS 💔💔💔😩😩😩😭😭🥺🥺😞😞
the projection i’m gonna end it all 💔
MISCHA FUCKING CRYING INTO NOELS SHOULDER HELPHELPHELP and even once the dialogue moves on he’s still clinging to him and Noel rubs his back
“ocean why aren’t you talking right now it’s weird” (ricky in the bg: ☝️)
i love u connie awkwardness
jane is so reactive to everything she hears like a little puppy
“OKAY!! 😁😁😁😁” (autismo lore dump time)
oceans face when he’s explaining it 😀 to 🙁 to 😟
AND THEN SHE FUCKING MOANS U CATHOLIC FREAK (no offense to catholics reading this)
noel’s face me too bud
ricky’s lore is kinda gross just because it wasn’t always this way. but sigh what can you do
SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN:
ricky my little freak boy ❤️
spacedolls realness coming through
“sure…😬”
rip ricky u would have loved therian tiktok
little curtain face thing “it gets weird now :)” (•.•)
“THAT SON OF A BITCH !! 😡😡😡”
the emotion behind his lines the whole time tbh adds to the comedy (“i thought i told them !! 😕😕”)
the ending “b-b-b- bachelor man!” (“meow!!”)
we love u mischa hype man (again sweetest man alive)
constance’s “oh man!” was so agressive i loved it the one in the soundtrack seems so sad. this constance is less shy more awkward and i love it
THE BALLAD OF JANE DOE:
i know i know. but choreo.
vocals!! ily jenna
bg vocals as well!!
the mixing 🥹
OK THE OPT UP????
the choreo at “a choir never complete” reminds me of the opening funeral scene from beetlejuice. definitely fits the vibe!
the borderline growl/anger in “and i’m asking why lord” yes!!!!
she sounds so desperate. crying.
“does no one care?!” again the anger and emotion!
THE BG VOCALS AT THAT ONE PART SO GOOD THEYRE ANGRY FOR HER IT SEEMS
the roller coaster. them being sucked back into it choreo wise. reverse looking.
THE HIGH NOTES 💋💋💋
ocean being the one to put the birthday costume on means a lot to me. idk
ocean comforting her too 🥰🥰
janes birthday claps!
SNATCH !! 🧁🧁
ocean doing connie’s hair ❤️
savannah scene!!
we don’t get to see it but i know the waltz is happening
“ur ma best frand 💓“
^ and then ocean immediately snaps my heart again.
“no you don’t ocean. 😕”
i understand oceans monologue she just. executed it badly.
constance 😝 beat her ass girl
“or they’ll call you a cow” baby. come here. 💔
constance. i get you. i get u connie baby.
JAWBREAKER/SUGAR CLOUD:
oceans face ❤️ i don’t know how to describe it but she looks. proud. and her sitting almost re-evaluating everything in the back. (assuming)
ricky giving her the mic ❤️
HER GIGGLE
them scooting her around aghhhahahdhdbdheh
cloud props!
CONFETTI AND BALLOONS AND IM SMILING LIKE A FOOL
jane looks so happy with her ballon skipping around 🥹
the ending!! ILY CONSTANCE
mischa helping her down awww
ocean and connie hug!!
can’t forget the nischa hug
ocean losing her voice inflection and sounding so genuine. so scared. so raw.
janey when she gets chosen 🥹🥹
ocean and connie hug 2
JANE REACHING FOR RICKY SNDBDJWKDJDKF
ITS NOT A GAME/ITS JUST A RIDE
crying over the ending brb
the slideshow will always get me
something about the whole scene. houfhhhhhhh
“and you give and choose while you live and lose” and the lines preceding it get me 🥹
ARE THOSE REAL VIDEOS OF JENNA?!?!?!
KARNA SOUNDING LIKE THEYRE GONNA CRY
the first lines of it’s just a ride. no music. so raw sounding 🥹 the teary voices. the haphazard harmonies.
ocean and mischa holding each other. big bro little sis 💓
“WOO!”
THEIR FREESTYLE DANCING!
they’re having so much fun. they’re dead but they’re LIVING for the first time.
all of the hand holding. my babes.
#claire yaps#ride the cyclone#rtc#rtc jane doe#rtc ocean#rtc musical#jane doe rtc#mischa rtc#ricky rtc#talia rtc#ocean rtc#ride the cyclone musical#noel gruber#constance blackwood#constance rtc#ocean oconnell rosenberg#mischa bachinski#ricky potts rtc#rtc ricky#ricky potts#jane doe#majestic rep theatre#majestic rep rtc#majestic repertory theatre
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After undergrad, I was done living with people. People didn’t turn off alarm clocks or clean up their messes or, perhaps, people even blamed you for their mental breakdown. I had had enough of people.
But I couldn’t live alone.
Luckily, I knew the perfect solution. See, other than the semesters of undergrad, I had always lived with cats. There were also dogs and hamsters and reptiles, but cats were the constant. It was a noble line going all the way back to Yoda, whom my mother got to be her cat in college.
It was only the start of summer, and I was already surreptitiously walking past the adoption area of the pet store. It was a good thing I did.
There in the cage, the only animal in the whole adoption area, was a tiny kitten. As soon as he saw me, he started to meow and kneed and reach through the bars. It was probably as close to love at first sight as I will ever get.
After finding out when adoption was and leaving and coming back at what was the wrong time and talking to the kitten through the glass—I finally was able to hold him.
He was perfect.
This little kitten with brown so deep it was black and a white underside and a very pink nose settled right into my arms and purred up a storm. I adopted him then and there.
Depressingly, with this adoption center, the little boy had to go back to get sniped before I could take him home. I often joked that the poor guy never had a lick of testosterone in his body with how early it all happened. (That didn’t stop in from growing into quite a tall, long cat, mind you.)
While he came home without his balls, he also came home with a kitten cold. My poor little perfect boy was sick to the point that he could die. Cats, if you didn’t know, don’t eat if they can’t smell. Stinky food was bought, force feeding was attempted, and in the end it was some Vick’s in hot water that cleared his sinuses up enough to eat.
Now that he was well, it was finally time to find the right name. Name is a process in my family. In rather reverse fae rules, by giving the pets the right name, they are cemented as family. My mother even adds them to the family bible.
This boy took two tries.
His first name was Underwood as you see, once he got is energy back, he was constantly walking across my lap and the laptop that had a pretty permanent place in it. My friends swiftly got used to getting ‘kitten messages’ sent to them. Annoyingly, some of the same friends wouldn’t stop calling him Carrie, even after I asked them not to, and I decided that I wasn’t going to put up with that for the next fourteen plus years.
As he was my ���squirmy worm’ for his lack of desire to be held and ability to pop right out of a hold due to his silky fur, I combined the two and, finally, he found his right name of Wormwood. (This also, unbeknownst at the time, started the naming convention for my next two cats.)
Wormwood and I went off to graduate school not much later. The old but passable apartment I was in had a (rather shoddily) screened in porch. It became Worm’s favorite spot to sit, even in the middle of Texas heat.
Paper balls were discovered to be his favorite thing, followed by very tiny pompoms. If I was ignoring him, he’d knock my remote off my table to play. Even with that playing, I often joked that Worm was my semi mobile throw pillow. He loved to lounge and nap to the extreme, even for a cat.
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Worm never wanted other cats in his life, though he managed to accept Bugsy—my Siamese mutt—into our home in time, though Worm never ceded the foot of the bed to him. Together, we three moved back in with my parents (to total a too many five cats) until I could afford my own place. Worm had to suffer through another new brother, Beetle, about three years ago. Then not quite two years ago we moved to a new state.
All three boys did wonderful on the very long drive, and I like to think that it was worth it because of the fabulous sunroom in the new house. All of them had their favorite spots to sit out there and soak up the sun.
This winter, Worm took a turn. He dropped some weight while I was gone on a trip. I got him a heated bed that became his very favorite thing in the whole house. He would just melt into it.
Then it got worse.
I took him to the vet, and he had gone from about fifteen pounds down to five and a half. Blood work was clean though, so we increased his food and changed some things around.
Tueaday he was quite ill.
Wednesday was the first time there was a moment where he wasn’t there mentally. It felt like it was going to be time.
Thursday, today, I found him laying in a sunbeam. He didn’t even ask for food. At eleven today I took him to the vet. For about an hour before I held him, resting against my chest, and the two of us sat in the sun, listening to the birds.
I think he was ready to rest. He hardly moved at the vet during the shot and then… then he was gone.
And I had to leave him.
For sixteen years, nearly half my life, he has been my family and one of my best friends. I would have been so lost without him. I’m so sad to have to say goodbye, but I’m glad that he can rest now.
I’m glad that it was a pretty day and that we got to sit in the sun together and listen to the birds.
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you know what. i added the first pic just for laughs but given the amount of projections in thawne's image of barry THIS MAY ACTUALLY BE TRUE?? AND DOES THAT MEAN HUNTER FUCKING NOTICED AT SOME POINT OF HIS RESEARCH THAT ITS INADEQUATE?? CONSIDERING HE CALLS BARRY A 'HOPEFUL FOOL', CONSIDERING THAWNE ON THE CONTRARY APPLIES 'ALL HEROES SHOULD HATE ALL VILLAINS' MINDSET TO HIM, DID HE HEAR THAT OR SOME SIMILAR PROJECTION ONE DAY AND THOUGHT 'NO WTF?', LEADING TO THE STATEMENT OF KNOWING BETTER IN QUESTION??
hunter zolomon, what in the ever loving fuck is going on in your head.
i absolutely fucking love the way he spent so much time working with thawne, had access to every single bit of info in the museum's archives, claims to be an even better flash expert than thawne, SURELY has to KNOW how much of a time altering genius he is from numerous examples (and i doubt any of the 2 epic cringefails are now known to anyone but thawne himself) but still questions eobard's intellectual abilities even more than me here.
hunter. bestie. please name one single thing you were right about besides the clown. please
#HAVE A GOLD FUCKING STAR MY BROTHER IN REVERSE-FLASH BRAINROT.#FOR ONCE YOU MAY BE CORRECT. I HONESTLY DIDNT EXPECT THAT#what a turn of events. man.#im now even more convinced he treats/sees thawne as a psychiatric hospital patient#like a poor little meow meow who is SO wrong at times but hes NOT going to argue. only carefully suggest the correct points if possible#i mean NOT that i trust hunter's analysis on barry too. again the parallel with his own life is also a 'wtf no?'#but he has no need to bend barry's character to his own liking for comfort unlike thawne hence might be way more objective on that.#i wish it was an actual implication tho instead of just hunter being arrogant while eo's not around or whatever lmao.#hunter zolomon#eobard thawne#the flash
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~How would the companions/advisors/LIs react to the Inquisitor being turned into a cat by apostates, and suddenly being in danger from aggressive nobles with allergies and refugees looking to ‘fortify’ their next meal. Meanwhile, the Inquisitor’s totally nonchalant and just living the best life~
“Companions (+Romanced) reacting to Inquisitor turned into a Cat”
God bless all of you. I love you all. This request kept making me giggle, thank you, @sacredpigeon, for this thought! (I think the void ate this ask, but i had it saved in my document, so all good!) Now we go through who’s a cat person and who’s not.
-Lord Lex
Cullen
-The commander of the Inquisition should be calm and complete in any situation. Not this situation though, my man is panicking. What does he do?! You’re a cat! What kind of magic is this?! How do you reverse this?! He holds you under your armpits and holds you out, trying to figure out what to do. Goes to all of the magic users and begs them for help. If romanced, he tries to see if you're still in there, asking for any sign. If given a sign, it gives him a bit of comfort though he still doesn’t know what to do with you. Promises to fix this, awkwardly patting your head and yelling at anyone who goes too close to you.
(Please picture a poor soldier being yelled at not to get too close to the Inquisitor and all they see is some cat walking around.)
Josephine
-Josey is trying so hard not to gush over this beautiful cat that the companions brought back-wait, it’s who now. See, it’s a little hard to accept that the cat in front of her is the Inquisitor when there’s literally just a cat in front of her. Do anything to prove it’s you and she’ll be convinced, even if it’s a bit skeptical. She’s trying so hard to treat it like a serious situation, but she really can’t when you’re at the war table and there’s just a cat there with a serious face. If romanced, she’s adoring you, petting and kissing you, telling you how pretty/handsome you are. Keeps you close so that no one bothers you while trying her best to get someone to reverse it.
Leliana
-Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t- Ok but this is really funny. Leliana is trying so hard to keep a straight face while the others explain what happened to you. She’ll look you dead in the eye, and tell you to nod your head or shake your head before asking you several questions. If you’re still conscious and answer properly, you’ll notice a big smile growing on her face that she is failing to hide. She promises through her laughter that she’ll help find someone to fix it. Later asks if you can understand what her ravens can say.
Vivienne
-Just acting really annoyed. On the opposite side of the cat-loving spectrum, so she’s trying to hide her dislike for the small felines while still addressing you as if nothing happened. Madam Vivienne will not treat you any differently and, as such, will expect the same from you. If you’re more cat conscious than your own, she’ll pass the responsibility onto someone who loves cats, specifically Dorian. You have witnessed both having a conversation about you, Dorian calling you little baby while Vivienne calls you menace or beasty.
Varric
-This has to be one of the goofiest things he’s ever seen and yet no one would believe him if he told this story. Hell, half his stories that are true no one believes. He’s split on treating you like the Inquisitor still or treating you like a cat. Settles on a middle, calling you the “Inquisipurr”. Tries different things to see if you still have your consciousness or if you’re just a cat at the moment. Blink once for yes and blink twice for no. Hiss if you thin Cassandra should be nicer.
Cole
-Number one cat translator. Sort of. He can convey what you’re thinking, especially if you keep your mind. Doesn’t even mind it and still treats you like his friend. But most find it funny when he adds in a random meow because that’s how your mind is currently. Also with the occasional “The Inquisitor wants your attention” and then pointing down at the cat. It's the Cullen thing, but more people are obligated to think that that's just how Cole is instead of thinking he's a lunatic.
Solas
-Honestly? This is some bewildering magic, and he’s pretty sure the caster might have messed up. He’ll admit that it’s adorable, but he’d rather make sure you're safe before anything else. Solas will be one of the main people trying to look for a way to turn you back while also keeping an eye on you. Constantly goes between treating you like a cat and petting you before remembering that this cat is the Inquisitor and acting like nothing happened. If romanced, he tries to get you to follow him so that he can keep an eye on you. Or else, just holds you wherever he goes, holding you away from others when they talk to him.
Cassandra
-Ok, don’t panic. Or freeze. Both would be bad. Cassandra does both. She’s just…so confused and worried but what does she do about it? She tries to corral you to safety, afraid she or someone or something might hurt you. Then immediately goes to find a magic user and get them to figure out how to fix you. She’ll stay by your side the whole time. If romanced, she’ll put you on eye level and talk to you to calm you down, even if you don’t understand or look more calm than she feels right now. Cassandra promises to care for you as long as it takes to turn you back.
The Iron Bull
-What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. You’re so small and weird and WHAT. What does he do?! Bull’s trying to keep an eye on you while also trying to get someone to help you that knows what you’re dealing with. If you try to nudge up against him or climb him, he just tries to relax as much as possible, making sure you’re not gonna hurt yourself while an animal. If romanced, he just yoinks you up by the scruff of your neck and onto his shoulder, keeping a hand over you while looking for one of your magical companions.
Dorian
-You know those pet owners you just gasp and say “Look at you!” and pick up their cat real gently like just to hold them close to their chest while petting them? Dorian. He’s treating you like an actual cat while smiling the whole time, both because it’s funny and I do think he loves cats. Even risking cat hair on his outfit and notes. If romanced, he’ll even bring you up to look him in the eye while baby-praising you. “You are stunning, yes you are.” Doesn’t know if you’re fully conscious or not, but has to make sure you know he loves you no matter what.
Sera
-This is so funny and yet so cursed at the same time. She, too, is panicking while laughing at how stupid this is. What in the absolute shit magic is this? She really doesn’t want to touch you in case it’s contagious (Sera, that’s not how magic works) so it’s even funnier seeing her dance around away from you, yelling at you to stop it. If romanced, Sera makes a long scratching stick to pat you on the head and show you affection. She loves you but not risking it.
Blackwall
-Definition of panicked and protective. Whether you’re in a romance with Blackwall or not, he’s trying to hold on to you, his arms carefully around you and close to him. He can’t lose you if you’re close to him. Also, he’s used to nails of animals digging into him. Though if you are in a relationship and people are currently trying to fix your situation, some do spot him cuddling you, scratching your ears and kissing your head, assuring you that you’ll be fine.
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I think what’s really frustrating about the Scary situation is how unbelievably different the Discourse on social media would look if literally the only difference was that she was a boy.
Like, picture this: a teenage boy with a deadbeat dad is manipulated and isolated by his evil pseudo-father figure into betraying his friends in service to some bigger mission. He’s meaner than usual the next time they meet, but during a journey through everyone’s inner demons we get a deeper glimpse into the source of his daddy issues and find out that the person who makes him angriest is himself.
The poor little meow-meowing and thinkpieces in his defense today would be UNREAL. Olympic gold level mental gymnastics to justify his behavior.
And it would be even worse if ALL the genders were reversed and it was three teen girls angrily confronting their angsty, misunderstood, emotionally vulnerable former guy friend. Keep every word the same and the teens’ anger at the betrayal every bit as justified, and a sizeable chunk of the fandom would still be sending themselves to the eighth level of hell over girl!Link right now.
#dndads said let’s give the ‘anime boyfriend/I-can-fix-him’ arc to a teenage girl#and I respect that deeply#tldr Beth may is killing it as usual and her greatest crime is being a female podcaster telling a teen girl’s story#also that’s not a slam on link either he’s my favorite and Matt killed it but there would be a verrry noticeable shift#in the way people talked about the bitchiness of his scary roasts#dndads#dndaddies#scary marlowe#dungeons and daddies
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