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[starmocha]

I've placed a self-ban on myself from posting any new Sylus fics until I finish Bride of the Dragon King. 😔👉👈

But just know, I will absolutely write this scenario into a proper story eventually 😤

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Sylus + Little Birdie ☆ Daddy is a Kitty?

During one family weekend in Linkon City while visiting Meow's Café, Sylus has, once again, offended the kitties. They immediately punish him and turn him into a caracal. Again.

Sylus is irate.

He is sitting in a booth, legs and arms crossed, silently fuming, already plotting to buy Meow's Café just so he can bulldoze it.

You're frantically appealing to OTTO Manager who feels just as helpless (omg someone pls save OTTO Manager, they're not paid to deal with any of this BS)

The kitties are meowing loudly, rebelling, and yelling about how Sylus deserves this, and they refuse to change him back 😾

Little Birdie stares in wonder amidst all of the commotion and chaos.

Slowly, she walks over and climbs onto the booth, and then into Sylus' lap.

Sylus is lost in his head, too angry to even notice her. He is just acting on his paternal instinct when he steadied her to keep her from falling.

She reaches up and lightly touches one ear. It twitches. She giggles. She gently scratches Sylus' new ear.

The café suddenly goes quiet as everyone hears a soft voice singing:

🎶 Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty. Purr, purr, purr. 🎶

Sylus closes his eyes and unwittingly starts to purr.

He suddenly breaks out of his trance, and he looks down, surprised to see his daughter smiling up at him.

She had sensed Sylus' anger earlier, so she asks with a soft, sweet smile, "Does Daddy feel better now? 🥹"

Sylus' face softens. He smiles and leans down to kiss her cheek. He is still mad that he was turned into a caracal again, but seeing his daughter's sweet smiling face calms him down immediately.

"Yes, baby, I feel better now," he answers, giving her a hug and another kiss on her cheek.

The kitties are touched by this scene and unanimously agree to reverse his punishment. 😺😸

BONUS SCENES

Sylus sings 'Soft Kitty' with his daughter and the kitties are mad again 😾 (at him, of course 😔)

One month punishment as a caracal and he is also banned from Meow's Café for the duration of his sentence.

You're dismayed.

Baby Birdie is delighted. "YAY KITTY DADDY."

Sylus shrugs, resigned.

[Later at home in the N109 Zone]

Normally, your daughter is very easy to put to bed, but tonight she is insisting on only wanting kitty daddy to put her to bed and sing her a lullaby. (Poor child is also tone deaf and is the only one who enjoys Sylus' singing 😔 /J)

"Daddy is taking a shower right now, baby. Come on, Mommy can sing you a lullaby. Better than Daddy as well..."

Baby Birdie is disappointed, but she doesn't fight you on this. "Can Daddy sing me to sleep tomorrow, Mommy? 🥺"

"Of course, baby. 🙂" (You @ you: WHY DOES SHE LIKE HIS SINGING SO MUCH??? 😐😮‍💨😭)

You manage to get her to sleep eventually and when you return to the master bedroom, you find Sylus is already in bed.

"She's finally asleep," you tell him, exhausted. "She only wants kitty daddy right now."

He smirks, amused. His ears twitch, and his tail sways from side to side.

When you get into bed, you notice Sylus is...very frisky.

"Sy-SYLUS???"

He laughs and grins lecherously. "Isn't it time for us kitties to play?"

"We made such a cute daughter already," he continues, unabashed, "Maybe it's time we start on our next...'litter,' and give her siblings. 😈"

[THE END BECAUSE THIS IS A ✨️WHOLESOME SERIES✨️ OK. I WRITE ENOUGH SYLUS BREEDING FICS ALREADY. 😔

But something something implications and something something Sylus needing to rut because of his feline instincts rn 😔😔😔]

[wayfayrr]

Aww man I love using social media to be social

*decides to message a mutual, hovers on their blog before backing out out of fear*

Ah, yes socialising.

[sylus-bigcacawk]

My only contribution to this side blog ok 😭😭😭

[rlmartian]

I love yall so plz dont burn me at the stake 😭

gnc dad bod shapeshifter wukong is nestled deep into my heart

[livelaughlovelams]

Hamilton: Are you today's date? Because you're a 10/10.

Laurens: [blushes]

Washington: That was horrible.

Hamilton: [Walks up to Betsy] Are you today's date? Because-

Washington: HAMILTON.

Hamilton: okay.

[erenfox]

MARTHA DARLING THAT ANGST WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME HELP

BECKY I FEEL YA, GURL I WAS SCREAMING THE SAME THING AS YOU 😭😭😭😭😭🥺

(spoilers lmao)

OUR QUEEN MARTHA WAS IN LOVE WITH HENRY

MR. ELEGANTO X OUR QUEEN NANNY 🥺😭

IF THIS AIN'T THE PUREST SLOWBURN ONESIDED LOVE THEN IDK WHAT IS

she beat them bullies for him and then he protected her from them I'M CRYING 😭✋

im definitely sure that henry is gonna fall for her now 100% because did you see his lovestruck face during the dance THAT WAS ADORABLE 🥺

WE NEED MORE HENDERMARTHA BACKSTORY ENDO I'M BEGGING U 😭🙏🙏

[puckpocketed]

no but i WILL be thinking about Zegras and McTavish fighting their way into the heart of the scrum to bap the shit outta Leo’s head and shake him like the last tic tac after he scored the game winner . the kids are alright <3

[sunshinevr6]

‼️NOT A SHIP‼️ (lies)

Im sorry if Ford looks weird is my first time drawing him 😭👍🥐

[hauxicrook]

[frogayyyy]

for some reason the only time i really read sickfics is when i’m also ill

but it doesn’t help it just kinda makes me sad like why isn’t spock making me vulcan soup rn :/

[starmocha]

STAR! STAR! I NEED YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIP GIFT FOR THE CN PLAYERS OF LNDS??? GOD'S THEY'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUCKYYY!! and us intl's unlucky cuz they only cater for their local fanbase 😞. I saw a translated vid for zayne's letter and when I tell you I've never felt more dawnbreaker than before bc holy fuq it almost felt realistic 😭. ZAYNE, THE MAN THAT YOU ARE, YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS TO BE LIKE THAT WHILE BEING A PIXEL. Again, the CN players win over 😫😫😫😫🥲🥲

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSj6X3k87/

I'D JUST WOKEN UP AND AM NOW CRYING???

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXISTENCE"

"THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CHOICES BEFORE WE MET"

"AND FINALLY LET ME MEET YOU"

ZAYNE. ZAYNEEEEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[p-clodius-pulcher]

Love talking to people I haven’t seen since high school (read: 11th grade) because it’s like. What have you been into recently? Oh you’ve gotten into the hardcore scene and you go to a lot of heavy metal basement concerts? That’s really cool! Lately I’ve been experiencing real and sustained grief for a man who died before Christ was born. Yeah he stopped emailing me letters.

[the-kr8tor]

i like to think that eventually, tf!hobie dies. except, like he said, nothing ever dies. so really it's just his physical form in that plane of existence doesn't exist anymore. and where does his soul go? wherever r's is, of course. that's what happens after they've repeatedly intertwined their souls for so long.

is that an afterlife? maybe. or maybe it's just a place where they work on r's final college project together. or maybe it's somewhere they can have a family. or maybe they even go sailing on the deep seas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-@thesevenofstaves

I like to believe that he went back to his abode after everything and laid down next to R until the plants weaved around him and until the flowers were growing on his skin.

The last bits made me cry!!!!! Bestie u got me sobbing my mascara off 😭 the second i read 'they work on r's final college project together' there's tears everywhere 😭😭😭 he's happy with R somewhere 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dudewhy3]

God knew i'd be too powerful if my tummy didn’t get sick every other day

[acaesic]

Do you have any good Dallon images for these trying times? :( /nf (<- girl who's really upset cause her AP Calculus test went really badly)

i hope these will suffice👍

[daredevils-advocate]

Just sitting here chilling before work and listening to music just for The Pain Remains trilogy to come for my damn throat