#respect the hustle tho

[flamejob]

i bought this longsleeve code orange shirt on depop in like march of 2020 and no joke someone just messaged me asking if i'd sell it to them 😭

[is-this-yuri]

at the gas station the cashier is talking to her coworker about how 'i guess she doesn't like me because everyone tells her i don't work :/'

another customer pops in and asks 'did i get a small or a large?'

she stares at him blankly for a second and goes 'it dont matter.... i dont even know what he said.'

LIKE... GIRL

[idkaguyorsomething]

do you think barbara and ian ever got in hot water with unit for just straight up selling the story of their adventures with the doctor to hollywood or…

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Tragically, you are not a ranger. You need schooling and certification for that. You could become one if you want, there is a school in Unova. But there are easier ways to get a knife. Stealing is just as free, and doesn't take nearly as much time

Yanno, I was talking to some of the lil ranger trainees back at the base (NOT avoiding my paperwork) and they were asking for tips. And like, why keep all the wisdom to the lucky few who get to be in my physical presence. The purpose of having a blog is to spread knowledge. Probably. So here's a quick list of things to keep in mind for new rangers.

Always carry a knife. This will come in handy in every situation. Fight? Knife. Some guy is stuck? Knife. Cool plant you wanna forage? Knife. Bored? Knife.

If you use a capture styler, always aim the disk directly at the centre of your target. Obviously your goal is to wrap circles around the pokemon without touching it, so aiming for the exact middle is your best course of action. I see new rangers do this all the time and I think yup. The kids are alright. Definitely not an idiotic move.

Sunscreen. I'm so serious about this one.

The dress code is a suggestion, especially if patrol starts before your base leader gets in. Just wear roughly the right colours and like, athletic wear and ur fine.

Hydration is important, but don't overdo it. If something goes wrong, like you get knocked out or killed or like. Electrocuted. Somehow. You will still piss your pants, but if you don't drink too much water you at least won't piss your pants a lot.

If you call in sick to work to go on a date you will get mocked relentlessly (by me). What, little lover boy was too in loooove to SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT. Grow up, you're a ranger you ain't got the time

Its annoying but you should keep your partner pokemon's pokeball with you at all times. Safety n stuff.

Operators are lovely and always looking out for us but also they are stuck at base and monitored by head office so sometimes you gotta cut comms.

You Aren't A Cop. Don't be a fucking snitch. Chill.

Number ten. Can't think of a tenth thing but it felt wrong to leave it at nine.

That's all. You're very welcome, baby rangers on rotumblr. This is all 100% amazing advice and will land you at least 2 maybe 3 rank ups if you follow it closely.

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a TD character who is a latino who can't speak english

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[tacticalhimbo]

— ... BILL CLINTON SWAG.

tagged by @jamessunderlandgf to uhm. well. use this link to generate a pic of bill clinton holding my fave albums/my comfort albums. i guess. JFALJFALSFJSDLJF

ALBUMS:

The Wall - Pink Floyd

Rammstein - Rammstein

До Свидания (Goodbye) - IC3PEAK

INVISIBLE (EP) - Duran Duran

After Hours - The Weeknd

BOA - Megan Thee Stallion

Unheard (EP) - Hozier

Born This Way (Deluxe Edition) - Lady Gaga

TAGGING. @ollierachnid , @venesicity , @vendettavalor / @vendettapandav (whichever blog you choose to curse with this) , and YOU. person reading this. if you wanna do something cursed then go for it

[tonydaddingham]

at some point the blessed day will come where i can scroll through neil gaimans asks trying to find a particular ask that isn't coming up on google/tumblr search/in his masterpost and not feel my body tense up in visceral anticipation of seeing the babygirl incident™

[yoondepity]

li lun trying to make freak4freak happen by force

[wttcsms]

falling to my knees in pure agony (i go on the x reader tag for my fav and all he has is a two paragraph drabble in small font that actually wasn't even written about him because he was listed last on the list of all 15 characters the writer claims this short sex scene is for)

[gravecats]

I am not mindful or demure I’m going to eat drywall👹

[bonetrousledbones]

every once in a while i think about making a semi-salty post begging ask blogs to stop maintagging every individual answer bc it gets spammy but then i remember that is probably exactly why nobody ever knows what atbb is whenever i talk about it huh

[qat-fort]

Shoutouts to my boy Shorast for trying fish in a foot deep puddle while another dwarf is throwing the water into said puddle right next to him, while also saying "try to focus on the practical side of the matter"

[brine-in-my-eyes]

thunder and lightning are yuri couple. idk why no one has said it yet (fro mmy searches). also thunder called lightning dear once and im not gonna check the subtitles to see if i heard it correctly

[thisghosts-obsessions-again]

Is there already a meme floating around with Mehmed ignoring Naz for Lale? The way he flipped his switch and shoo'd her away lol

[sungrave]

Yesterday nobody could find the flow grove until someone ran into a single flow tree in flooded fortress saying apparently no grove spawned. When i went to help out because i was fishing in pavel's so it was close enough even for one flow tree, the pink hue was there. So someone literally took out 99% of the grove except for the biggest one that cant be cut alone. Yall are hilarious 😂

[honorthysalad]

clearly Isagi’s ‘weapon’ is dickriding. Dude’s always on some guy’s dick like ‘they’re so cool’ ‘they’re so strong’ ‘they’re so nice’