#replacement cops

[michax-forever]

"IF YOU CAN'T CATCH EM' TONIGHT, THEN YOU WILL BE REPLACED BY THEM!" /ref

[omnidemidisaster]

The replacement cops x reader poly headcanojs

Request! So because the cops don't have names, we will give them names. Also I purposely begajntheir names with Ja and Jo as a reference to Jack and John

Sunglasses - Jacob

Blondish hair - Joseph

BTW I'm headcanoning both of them as bisexual.

So with this knowledge...

Joseph x Reader x Jacob poly headcanons

Sfw

So Jack and Joseph....

They are basically Clyde and a more violent Tweek from South park

Despite Jacob being a flirt and very goofy, he is pretty serious and takes his job serious

Joseph? Yeah he's a bit of a nervous wreck

This also translate to their dating life

Jacob? He's goofy and likes to mess around, but he's serious and dedicated

Joseph? Nervous wreck-

I like to think they hung out with you during and after work and slowly fell in love over time

One day, you went to give the two boys coffees ( They asked if you could go get them some )

"Here you go! I hope its to your liking"

"Yea, it tastes nice"

"Good!"

The way you smiled at them...That made the two almost spit out their coffee

God you looked so pretty with that smile...did you always look that pretty?

Joseph begins to start thinking of you more often and is just making him space out, which Jacob has to constantly snap him out of it

Jacob starts thinking of you after hours when he's at home in bed

He'll just be trying to sleep and you pop in his mind

Nothing sexual, but he sees you in his mind just you being you and thats makes him scream in his pillow

The more they have these feelings develop, they realize they are also falling in love with each other

I mean when you see the same person everyday and talk with them and just spend time with, its not too shocking someone might develop feelings

Joseph would of definitely caught feelings for anyone first and he's super awkward about it

One day, you invited Jacob and Joseph for coffee

While you guys had your coffee, you confessed your secret feelings for the two of them, promptly making them freeze up

Jacob would be the first to say anything

"R-Really? Well..hehe...I also like...like both you and..Joseph too..."

"S-Same...Wait you like me too-"

Yea the two boys are just sitting in shock

The three of you equally liked each other...so what do you make of it

You proposed a polyamorous relationship, to which you get a very excited Jacob and Joseph saying sure

So the actual relationship?

Its a secret relationship in the job place

Outside of work though? Whooooo

Joseph is literally so obsessed with you. He LOVES you

All day he has to suppress his love for you so after work he is all over you

Jacob isn't that clingy or obsessed, but he does like to shower you with affection after work

Snuggle buddies?!?!?!

Yeah they love to snuggle

If you three ever decide to move in, Jacob insists on getting a large mf bed so you three can sleep together comfortably

Joseph is definitely more touchy of the relationship

Jacob is a huge freaking flirt and will flirt with you until your either bright red with being flustered or annoyance and begging him to stop

He loves reactions out of people

They are super protective of you...yknow cops and all

Nsfw

Okay so-

Knowing how Kevin and Joseph are social wrecks, it would be safe to assume Joseph would be anxious of sex

Wrong.

This mf loves contact so sex is only slightly awkward for the first time

Threesomes are extremely common

Jacob loves getting head from both you and Joseph at once ( Flashbacks to mime and dash. Iykyk)

Joseph = Power bottom

Also Joseph has a pain kink ( both receiving and giving )

He won't like cause you major harm, but he will choke. He will slap. He will grip harder and cause bruises. He will cause pain.

Dw, he does make sure you have a safeword set in stone before hand

Dacryphilia? Dacryphilia

Jacob isn't too keen on kinks, though he does like dirty talk and slight pet play

Not like animal ears and leashes,, but he will put a collar on you and make you feel like his 'pet'

Most of their kinks usually develop if you have any and want to try with them

They will try anything, hell they might like some of the things you like

You never know til you try it they always say

[fizhingtrawl]

Since you're taking SM requests, could you draw Captain and Shotgun Man/the replacement cops? Love those idiots

Probably not what you wanted, but these two have some amazing possibilities for angst. i love the implication that they’re both in the cult but I’m also thinking about the possibility of captain being the one in the cult and shotgun man not entirely knowing. For now

(god I’m so sorry this is so messy)

also mute shotgun man hc yesyes

[bluerosefox]

Possessed Pearl's

You know how in some ghost stories sometimes its not a person or a land that's haunted but the items?

Well what if, when looking for a mother's day gift for his mom, Danny is looking around a pawn shop and finds a necklace, it's missing some pearls but it's just enough to pass off as a decent gift. Danny humms but decides against it and goes to leave it....

That was until he gasped out blue frost and spots a ghostly woman appear out of the necklace with a somber smile. She isn't as seeable as the other ghosts in Amity though, meaning she doesn't have enough ectoplasm on her own (that might change the longer she's in Amity and around Danny though) and that right now only Danny can see her.

And Danny well... hes been doing his hero gig for a bit now, might go and ask if there was anything he can do to help.

And later Danny's good deed... bites him back. Oh boy. Because now he has the Bats looking into Amity Park... Wait what do you mean Martha is now strong enough to be seen?!

[sunny-aster]

They're such wildly different examples of what an emotionally tired person looks like

[genericpuff]

there's a lot I could say about the newest FP episode especially considering it manages to continue fumbling its own messages of consent and "girl power" in a way that's frankly deeply gross and unsettling in a way that i didn't expect and kinda wish i could just scrub from my brain

that said, the BIGGEST surprise was rachel violating the geneva convention-

could have just used the rod of asclepius which would have also made a lot more sense in the greek myth setting of LO, but sure, rachel, commit a war crime instead /j

[merry-fagoland]

making akihiko and chie cops was the dumbest fucking decision ever because i know in my heart that they're actually a physical therapist and professional racecar driver respectively

[where-is-zoro-one-piece]

Today Zoro is: hanging out with those meddling kids!

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick remembers when he young and asked Batman what they would do once they got rid of all the criminals in Gotham. Batman tells him that’s not something they need to worry about and they’ll keep doing this until it’s no longer feasible or effective. The young dick Grayson is satisfied by this because he thinks they’ll be doing this together “forever and ever.”

In the present dick tells Bruce he’s made progress on exposing the corruption in bludhaven by getting Mrs. Redhorn’s info book and evidence against Mayor Avers. Bruce asks when dick will quit the bpd since his case is all but cracked open. Dick says he will eventually. However, in truth, he enjoys his job.

Nightwing Vol 2 #75

[dismissivedestroyer]

,,, may we request some shotgun man,,,

CHAKA CHAKA POW!!!

Never actually drew this man once in my whole life so be nice to me,,, first time drawing his silly ass

[bonebrokebuddy]

MY MOUNTAIN BIKE GOT STOLEN

FUCK

Hey uhhh if anyone wants to help let me have a bike again, feel free to kofi my twin bc I don’t have one. now when our shitbox breaks down I have zero alternative mode of transportation so any support would be appreciated

[rin-hanarin]

It's so weird when the vast majority of art of your fav gradually turns into this very specific fanon you don't see or agree with, but everyone adopted it from each other like a projecting hivemind, seemingly because "Well everybody else does it." I don't even recognize some characters anymore because it's just Headcanon on Headcanon.

[cator99]

I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care

[guardian-angle22]

After that preview clip, I'm definitely thinking the wardrobe choices for Carlos this season have specifically been to make him look even more like Gabriel. a subtle little nod of what was to come for him.

In previous seasons, Carlos was usually wearing polos, t-shirts, and sweaters. All of a sudden this season he's wearing outfits like this:

Meanwhile this is what Gabriel wears in his appearances when not in uniform (he's in uniform in the last one but I wanted to have 4 gifs lmao):

Mmmhmm. I see you, wardrobe department. I see you.

[breadsticckk]

RESPAWN HEARD MY CRIES AND DELIVERED US A CATBOY REV SKIN IM SOBBING

[slashernipples]

In me heart, Killer Frequency has like, 8 movies, 2 failed reboots, and a tv miniseries.